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Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #273 Best Music ConcertAre you ever going to text me?This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother.Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences.Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with.Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members.Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more?You know you're getting old when you spot walking canes at the concert.Joseph is a true fan of lesbian rock.2025-05-1334 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #272 Most Revisited TV SeriesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is running hands free.Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.Murky flush."Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.Jason is unrestrained with the puns.I am a white man with hair in America. I can do anything.Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car.One name... Gilligan. Need Jim say anymore?...2025-05-0642 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #269 - Best Female Action HeroesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.Bad AI! Bad AI!Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).She can take a punch. She just can't take a stool.She's so tough she can beat you with one hand. Mostly because she only has one hand.Mr. F!!!Ro...2025-04-1532 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #260 - Most Corrupt Businessperson in a MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't have a boney ass.Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.Jim's list is based on his impressions.Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes...2025-02-1129 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #259 - Best TV Characters of the 90sAre you ever going to text me?This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.2025-02-0435 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)Are you ever going to text me?This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom. Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.Big, bald N...2024-11-1934 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #245 - Best Scary MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.Fidelio.Your mother sews socks that smell.Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.You can't win! The ghost is t...2024-10-2941 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #244 Best Halloween TV/MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode points and laughs.Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special.Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde. Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes.There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed seance stunt. It's the "Arby's" of Jim's choices for scary movies.Jason is still trying to figure out what the hell David S. Pumpkins was about.2024-10-2232 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #243 - Best Political MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is the October surprise.Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller."No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing." Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.President Vincent Barbarino?RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's ba...2024-10-1740 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #234 - Best Albums of the 80sAre you ever going to text me?This episode is on an album that can be carried to school.Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives.Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys.Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections. Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts.Knock, knock. Whose there? It's the Broom Brothers.So many (crappy) pedals.Gunter, Gleiben, Glauchen, GlobenJim and Joseph remember ro...2024-08-1342 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #225 - Best Old People MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is a little lonely and bitter.Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie.F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a messageJoseph and Jim convince Jason that his own selection is a good choice.Jim enjoys his erotica at a high altitude....2024-06-1137 min
Crispy Coated RobotsIntroduction to CRISPY COATED ROBOTSAre you ever going to text me?An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they send information to the future about pop culture items of today and yesteryear in ho...2024-05-1605 min