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Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #287 - Best Movie Scene with CoffeeAre you ever going to text me?The episode participated in "Hands Across Lamar."Jim, Jason, and Joseph cover some of the best movie scenes involving coffee.Jason struggles with his son leaving for college.Jim's advice for empty nesting is to take on more guitar gigs.Joseph was raised on "coffee milk," which explains a lot. Iced coffee! Who knew?"Caffeine'll kill ya!"Joseph admits to learning what a venti means from Role Models.Put the coffee down—coffee's for clo...
2025-08-1924 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #286 - TV Shows That Can't Be Made TodayAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't use puppets for a good reason.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of their favorite TV shows from the past that just couldn't be made today.Joseph champions the idea of Pornhub as a new sponsor.Girls on trampolines.Even Tom Hanks couldn't bring this sitcom back.GPS made this TV concept obsolete.No Ma'am!Jason is ready to party with a plunger.Willie, the robe!What car would...
2025-08-1234 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #285 - Best Period ComedyAre you ever going to text me?The aggression against this episode will not stand.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite period comedy films.Mouse Trap 2: This time, the mouse dies most ridiculously.Jason has to watch gore. Joseph has to watch a 19th-century costume drama. Jim watches lesbians with guns. Jason finally gets a comedic reference 40 years later.Suffering and where to find great Chinese food.Fat, stupid, and drunk is no way to go through life, son.It's a sweater!
2025-08-0528 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #283 - Worst SuperheroesAre you ever going to text me?This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water.Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made.I'm the Nightmower!!Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman.Jim and Joseph come to blows over the Wonder Twins.Jack Nicholas as "The Driver"Jim gives a lesson on the Apache language.Jason gets triggered AGAIN over Madame Web.The Makeup Department couldn't even bother with...
2025-07-2233 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #282 - Best Drug Scene in a MovieAre you ever going to text me?Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies. Shame on you Mr. Stiller!Joseph becomes the one-legged critic.Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs!People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine.Jason is the last person on earth to learn about the different packaging methods used between heroin and cocaine. Jim performs his new impressi...
2025-07-1527 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #281 - Best Injury In a MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.I'm going to break your back, Batman.Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film. He's the Taj Murray of the movie.Frank and beans!Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is?Is mowing w...
2025-07-0923 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #280 - Best Beach MovieAre you ever going to text me?No one is blaming Rio in this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph choose the favorite beach movies.The bots are NOT about cruises.Beach-offs and dongs.Jason is forced again to mention the Brooke Shields' movie.Jim tries to force everyone to drink Buzz Cola.When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.Who thinks it's a good idea to go explore the Titanic in a giant Tylenol?What's that all about?
2025-07-0127 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #278 - Most Impactful Controversial Moments in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode no longer has safety inspections.Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore some of the most controversial characters and movement in television and Movies.An equal opportunity to offend.A well-lit scene that had Newman sweating.Are we going to Cahulawassee River Mr. Luthor?Jim has a first on the show with a nomination of a movie has not seen.Jason questions the BBC's sensibilities of make Hitler funny.Did...
2025-06-1741 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #277 - Best Parents in a MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode has night mowing.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best parents on the silver screen.Jason calls "FOUL" on single parenting.Jim destroys a hotel room with his impression of JoBeth Williams.This house is clean.The latest mashup of Dustin Hoffman films: RainDaddyIt even has a time code on it. And those are difficult to fake.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!You would think that having a certain set of skills would i...
2025-06-1129 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #276 - Best Kid Actors on a TV ShowAre you ever going to text me?This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR.Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors.Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard.The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?”Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.”Big toilet and little toilet.Franklin Delano BluthLittle Opie Cunningham.Joseph talks about a couple of Eddie Haskel...
2025-06-0331 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #275 - Best Graduation MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies.Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies.OK. Show of hands. Who has masturbated today?Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes.The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn.One word, plastics.Which movie was a precursor for the iconic CHiPs disco skating episode?What major is Jason's son going to college for?
2025-05-2737 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #274 - Best Religious MovieAre you ever going to text me?Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes.This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese.Old men complaining about lawns.Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.The miracle of the parting of seas was outdone by the spectacle of Jaws.Coach Martin couldn't cover up the boobs in English class. More James Mason impressions, please.Pope Voldemort I?"H...
2025-05-2034 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #273 Best Music ConcertAre you ever going to text me?This episode does not recognize Mother's Day for women who are not their mother.Jason, Jim, and Joseph share stories of their best concert experiences.Cecile Kovacik, Jim's mom, is one of the best people to go to a concert with.Chicago was the first band to start fat-shaming its members.Texas Jamm!!!! Need we say more?You know you're getting old when you spot walking canes at the concert.Joseph is a true fan of lesbian rock.
2025-05-1334 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #272 Most Revisited TV SeriesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is running hands free.Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.Murky flush."Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.Jason is unrestrained with the puns.I am a white man with hair in America. I can do anything.Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car.One name... Gilligan. Need Jim say anymore?...
2025-05-0642 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #271 Best Disney Animated Movies (Not Based on a Book)Are you ever going to text me?This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar).We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs!Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked. Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice.I don't think Disney understands the term "live action.”Jason gets confused and nearly tells the filthiest joke ever ma...
2025-04-2932 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #269 - Best Female Action HeroesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.Bad AI! Bad AI!Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).She can take a punch. She just can't take a stool.She's so tough she can beat you with one hand. Mostly because she only has one hand.Mr. F!!!Ro...
2025-04-1532 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #268 - Best Movies with A Big Wedding SceneAre you ever going to text me?This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them. May your first child be a masculine child.Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.Alcoholism is just not as funny as it was in the 80s.Slappin' da bass!Who learned how to be a responsible pet owner from Jason Segel?What's a wedding without an awkward, drunken toast?
2025-04-0827 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #267 Best Emotional Movie ScenesAre you ever going to text me?This episode gets a little verklempt.Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.Talk amongst yourselves. Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt. Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals.Jason boldly accuses Spielberg of being a hack.It's a stupid cartoon, but it chokes Joseph up every time....
2025-04-0133 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #266 Best Depressed Characters in MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn’t like taking naps.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies.I’m Joseph Johnson. I’m an AV man.Prozac and SkittlesI misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box.The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide.The power of the ham sandwich!Oh, Bother!Why do bums have amazing hair?What does...
2025-03-2529 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #265 - Best Jungle MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references).Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies.But the ass is real.Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan.Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie.Jason takes offense at Joseph for taking a "dinosaur dump" on one of his selections.
2025-03-1828 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #264 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting ActressAre you ever going to text me?This episode was made by humans (sort of).In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners.AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking.Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode.It's singing. It's not real acting.Scarlett O'Hara wouldn't have lasted through the civil war and the movie would not have been as good with Joseph and Jason's s...
2025-03-1134 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #263 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting ActorAre you ever going to text me?WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners.Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies.Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances. It’s the Chicago Rock Way.Hey Friendo.Jason cleverly sneaks past the “no complaining” policy of Oscar nominees.Joseph admits that a little bullying can bring out...
2025-03-0437 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #262 - Best Modern Black & White MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was.Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years.Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!!A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white.Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship.The Big Knockers come through better in black and white.Just as wrong as seeing Herman Munster in color.Jason accuses Joseph of being an...
2025-02-2535 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #261 - The Sweatiest Movies of All-timeAre you ever going to text me?This episode has armpit sweat stains.Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper.Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men.Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon.Florida may be the sweatiest location to film.The Nazis had problems too.
2025-02-1830 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #260 - Most Corrupt Businessperson in a MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't have a boney ass.Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.Jim's list is based on his impressions.Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes...
2025-02-1129 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #259 - Best TV Characters of the 90sAre you ever going to text me?This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.
2025-02-0435 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #258 - Best Song By A Jackson Not Named MichaelAre you ever going to text me?This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.Jim wants everyone to remember...
2025-01-2829 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #257- Best Psychiatrist in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television. Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.You're good enough and people like you.The only Analrapist makes it on the list.Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands? What movie do...
2025-01-2128 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #256 Best TV of 2024Are you ever going to text me?This episode has no empty calories.Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.This F#k'in guy!It's a fun Walking Dead.Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.Sally Struthers!!Jim is upset that his video...
2025-01-1446 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024Are you ever going to text me?Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. Chalamet over Hubert? Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason) Jim a...
2025-01-0738 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 AnticipationsAre you ever going to text me?This episode has warm nuts.Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.Which car maker in joining F1 in...
2024-12-3129 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday TraditionsAre you ever going to text me?This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce. According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.
2024-12-2423 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This HolidayAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't require subtitles.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.Energy Vampire.Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.The girl or the dog? What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?Who is so bad in a series that J...
2024-12-1733 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #251 - Best DocumentariesAre you ever going to text me?This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. It's Convene!A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician.Joseph's f...
2024-12-1046 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #250 - Funniest Death Scene in a MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. Our house is a very, very Monty Python house. Jason wa...
2024-12-0329 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #249 - Movies We Are Thankful ForAre you ever going to text me?This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.Love Brokers!!!!Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory...
2024-11-2633 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)Are you ever going to text me?This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom. Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.Big, bald N...
2024-11-1934 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #247 - Worst Movie in A Movie FranchiseAre you ever going to text me?This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. What's up Doc?Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.It was a new, new hope.The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.You can't put nipples on the bat suit.Jaws 4 has it all, including a...
2024-11-1235 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #246 - Best Island MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode was 47 years old when recorded.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.Arnold Palmer. Who knew?Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.We have dinosaurs. We can win this.Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.Welcome to the Empire of...
2024-11-0531 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #245 - Best Scary MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.Fidelio.Your mother sews socks that smell.Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.You can't win! The ghost is t...
2024-10-2941 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #244 Best Halloween TV/MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode points and laughs.Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special.Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde. Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes.There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed seance stunt. It's the "Arby's" of Jim's choices for scary movies.Jason is still trying to figure out what the hell David S. Pumpkins was about.
2024-10-2232 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #243 - Best Political MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is the October surprise.Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller."No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing." Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.President Vincent Barbarino?RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's ba...
2024-10-1740 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #242 - Best Opening Guitar Part in Rock/Pop MusicAre you ever going to text me?This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions.Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and all.Jason reminisces about his performance playing an Atari guitar for a talent show.We were Grunge before Grunge.We still...
2024-10-0830 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #241 - Worst Performances By Musicians or Athletes In A MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord. Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong.Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.It's like Showgirls without the nudity.Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees and Be...
2024-10-0138 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #240 - Best Prison MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.Jim admits his penchant for women in bondageJoseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?Note from Editor: Jim is solely...
2024-09-2425 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #239 - Best Football MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is tuned to the key of H minor. Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!My bloody football!Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.What is the name of the team in the Disney classic, Gus?How much is a drop kick worth?
2024-09-1737 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #236 - Sexy Spacesuits in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This is the episode that ruins the podcast.Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies. Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again.Disco outfits make the best space gear.You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads.Jim offers the implausible notion of a fresh, tan suit being sexyJason unabashedly has a Trekkie fetish.Jim demonstrates he h...
2024-09-0331 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #236 - Best Dogs in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode comes with Poopourri.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies.Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive.Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie.You don't have a soul if your don't cry watching Old Yeller.You also have a bad teacher if you...
2024-08-2731 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #235 - Best Road MoviesAre you ever going to text me?Joseph may show up for this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies.10 minutes later...It's all about the nest egg.A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go.We got the Munchkins paid.Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having seen either. Jim's "Charles Grodin" impression makes a return.Joseph claims to have had all of the other two's entries originally o...
2024-08-2028 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #234 - Best Albums of the 80sAre you ever going to text me?This episode is on an album that can be carried to school.Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives.Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys.Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections. Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts.Knock, knock. Whose there? It's the Broom Brothers.So many (crappy) pedals.Gunter, Gleiben, Glauchen, GlobenJim and Joseph remember ro...
2024-08-1342 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #232 - Best Movies with French ThemesAre you ever going to text me?Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe...On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements. To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get...Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-maligned Jerry Lewis classic "Cracking Up..."Joseph's great story on how Jason never met William Friedkin or Quentin Tarantino...The reason why network TV had to have m...
2024-07-3029 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #229 - Best "One Last Job" MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode.Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job.Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hills Cop.Look at me. Are you looking at me?Joseph can't remember movies he's watched, but he definitely remembers Sean Penn's bad hair styles. John Doe may have the upper hand, but Jim has another Morgan Freeman impression.Ghandi is frightening.Jason st...
2024-07-0938 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #228 Best Femme FatalesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble.Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies.Newman was never the same again.Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored.Be careful of the sexy androids.A bullwhip, meow!Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan. Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensive "Bond Girl" names.Which actor makes Casey Affleck look smart.Before flubber and his...
2024-07-0231 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #227 Best Skating Scenes in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode is the most 70s episode ever made.Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television.Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was.GFD - a bad idea fully realized.Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating.10 minutes for 10 bucks.Roller Skates + Cocaine = XanaduThe Warriors come out to play and skate to the disco version of "Under My Thumb".Heaven's Gate Ad: Give...
2024-06-2526 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #226 - Best TV DadsAre you ever going to text me?This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history.Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget.Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic.Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list.Daddy, Daughter Day: An awkward parental rite of passage."Serenity Now!"Cliff Huxtable should have been on the list. (Do you remember Sondra? )What TV Dad scarred Jason from using a razor...
2024-06-1840 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #225 - Best Old People MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is a little lonely and bitter.Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie.F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a messageJoseph and Jim convince Jason that his own selection is a good choice.Jim enjoys his erotica at a high altitude....
2024-06-1137 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #224 - Best Underwear Movie ScenesAre you ever going to text me?This episode nearly bares it all.Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes.In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties.The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible.The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time.Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star Trek film.Joseph likes train.The boys almost get away with this episode...
2024-06-0428 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #223 Most Memorable Movie/TV HairstylesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has a nice swoop.Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies.JewfroWhen the updo goes down Jim goes up.Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl.The man-boy haircut.Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry Garcia was an old lesbian.Which movies featured the haircut from hell?When do you give it...
2024-05-2830 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #222 Best Summer MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has been replaced by AIJason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies.You old poop!Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI.Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression.I betta call my muther!Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job.Why is it bad to drink Coke while working for Pepsi?Which movie had Jim and...
2024-05-2131 min
Crispy Coated RobotsIntroduction to CRISPY COATED ROBOTSAre you ever going to text me?An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they send information to the future about pop culture items of today and yesteryear in ho...
2024-05-1605 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #221 - Best Bad Guy Wins Movies & TV ShowsAre you ever going to text me?This episode is served best with a nice chianti.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end.Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys.Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand.Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"?Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.Jason contemplates the moral quandary of rooting for a cannibal.
2024-05-1434 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #220 - Best Charles Grodin MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin.Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie.Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy.Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters.The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin material.Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?Could Charles Grodin be one of Jim's...
2024-05-0732 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #219 - Best Sex ComedyAre you ever going to text me?This episode has bush!Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies.Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass.Forget bareback riding. It is all about riding topless.Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun.Joseph learns a lot from Porky's.Jim breaks down the term prostitution.Why does Jason need love in his raunchy comedies?What feels like bags of sand?
2024-04-3038 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #218 - Best KingsAre you ever going to text me?This is a Whopper of an episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever.Fleetwood Macrame! Whore! Norman Trollop!Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening.It’s all about the onion rings.Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Styx at the Texas Jam?Which movie is chosen by all the...
2024-04-2327 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #217 - Worst Movies That We Watched All the Way ThroughAre you ever going to text me?This episode eclipses all the others. Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through. DEA!Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs.The start of the show surprises Jason (again).Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him.Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy movies.Joseph turns into a woman in the middle of...
2024-04-1640 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #216 - The Best Food on FilmAre you ever going to text me?1. Why does Joseph like butter?2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet?3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph?Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!
2024-04-0928 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #215 Best Movies Made for TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies. One word: Buttafuco!Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher.South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing Before Chucky there was Zuni. And he was terrifying.An age old question is finally answered with Jim's top choice. Unfortunately, Tina Louise hated the question and didn't...
2024-04-0242 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #214 - Best Movies About MusiciansAre you ever going to text me?This episode is done without wearing a shirt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians. Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good.Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot.Jason 4th pick is great! Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it.Bologna and boners. Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop music.What are you doing over there? Taking a vacation?Is there anything more beautiful than the...
2024-03-2630 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #213 - Best Medieval Weapon Movie SceneAre you ever going to text me?This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries.Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies. Joseph Johnson – Car DestroyedThe boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers.Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy.Captain Picard looks so good using Glamour Shots. What’s a flail and why does Jason refer to his wife as one?Which...
2024-03-1926 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #212 - Best Movies Scenes On Another PlanetAre you ever going to text me?This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets.By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings.In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver.Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45.Jim: The Last Airbender?Earworms and Corinthian Leather. Which aliens were sentenced to space travel via album cover?Wh...
2024-03-1229 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #211 - Oscar WishesAre you ever going to text me?Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!"How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? Who is sleeping Au Buffo?Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore?Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant?Was DiCaprio robbed because of his age or for going full Norbit?And wh...
2024-03-0533 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #210 - Best Opening Movie ScenesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has booty sweat!Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie. Buckle up! You’re in for a surprise!Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts!Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair.Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality.Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too!So many impressions of Nick Nolte it may be illegal.
2024-02-2732 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #209 - Best Shows To Binge When You're SickAre you ever going to text me?This episode wants a lollipop.Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering.It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression.Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his back.Baby, you got a stew going.Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders.How can a substitute teacher and dog walker afford a million dollar house? And why would they buy one built during t...
2024-02-2029 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #208- Best Comfort MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself. Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette.Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor.Jim names Bill Murry as an early influence on his radio career and driving habits. Did Popeye suffer from Tourettes in the 1930s?
2024-02-1334 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #207- Best Movie SoundtracksAre you ever going to text me?This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing.Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled.Bow, bow, bow , bow bow...Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain.So many songs about running.No one puts Jason in the corner.Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B?Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more importantly why doesn't anyone want to touch Michael's snake?
2024-02-0628 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #205 - Best Bowling Scenes in Movies & TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode has a lucky frame!Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV.Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir.Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater.Jim talks about his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis.Joseph and Jason discuss whether Nixon was more paranoid of the media or the 7/10 split.What is a " Brooklyn Stike"a...
2024-01-2330 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #204 - Best TV of 2023Are you ever going to text me?The episode that will slap those teeth straight.Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year.Wookie porn for family entertainment.Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story.Jason laments about his beloved Jets.Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston.Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?Which actor is redeemed after a close encounter with a butt?
2024-01-1630 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #203 - Best Movies of 2023Are you ever going to text me?The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023.Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews.The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023.Jason let’s out his inner Cage.Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas.Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties.The boys are super excited about the possibility of an Oppenheimer 2.What documentary is recommended by Jim to view withou...
2024-01-0929 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #202 - 2024 AnticipationsAre you ever going to text me?The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”. Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year. Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday.Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events.Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier.Dune 2: More worms and cowbell.The guys will use their AARP memberships to rock out in 2024.Jason gives a great...
2024-01-0230 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #201 - Best Holiday ScenesAre you ever going to text me?The episode with a "rock n roll attitude".Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television. Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World.Jason admits to learning the true meaning of Christmas from mafia movies.Is Ned Ryerson the devil?Is Jason in shape to take on his son...
2023-12-2632 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #191 - Songs Ruined By Movies + Food Ruined By CondimentsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 191: “The Essence of Pickles”Jim, Joseph, and George debate pop songs ‘hijacked’ by the movies they were featured in. Also discussed is the worst use/misuse of condiments on foods.· Why is Jon Heder so sweaty?· Was Ned Ryerson behind GROUNDHOG DAY all along?· “I’ve created with my own mouth breadsticks.”· Jim’s first “Food Betrayal” by a burger· Who was the song “LAYLA” written for?· “What does one of the podcast hosts claim that it’s like putting toothpaste on food?
2023-10-171h 10
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #186 - Best Breaking Glass Moments in TV and Movies + Best Yo-Yo Tricks.Are you ever going to text me?Episode 186: “Yo-yos and donuts are similarly shaped.”The guys discuss the Top 5 Breaking Glass moments in TV and Movies. Also debated are the best yo-yo tricks.· What is the longest yo-yo spin duration on record?· How did karate kicking The Fonz launch Tom Hanks’ movie career?· There’s not enough Yo-yo moments in 3-D movies.· Why is Jan-Michael Vincent so ticked off?· How many years of bad luck did Bruce Lee cause in ENTER THE DRAGON?· Why is there no Wonka...
2023-09-1255 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #181 - Best Video Game to Live Action + StampsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 181: “When the acting in the videogame is better than in the movie there’s a problem!” In this episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Live-Action movies/TV shows inspired by videogames; and the second topic: Best Stamps.· Which podcast host sported the ‘Dutch-Boy’ haircut back in school?· The ‘Fat Elvis’ vs ‘Thin Elvis’ Bill Clinton election conspiracy· Learn the boring history of stamps.· Which videogame live-action movie has the highest rating on Rotten Tomatoes?· What are the functions/duties o...
2023-08-081h 12
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #174 - Best TV Shows that Deserved Another Season + Top 5 Jelly Belly FlavorsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 174: “Every series that ends prematurely should conclude with Patrick Duffy (AKA Bobby Ewing) stepping out of a shower revealing it was all a dream.”Jim, Joseph, and George mourn all of the television series that ended too early. Also discussed are the Top 5 Jelly Belly flavors.· Which Fox comedy show (despite positive reviews and winning an Emmy) was canceled after only 13 episodes· An apologetic scrotum eczema conversation· Better Off Ted Talks· Which CBS show when canceled became a popular graphic novel?
2023-06-2053 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #168 - Epic Movie Openings and Top 5 ShapesAre you ever going to text me?Episode 168: “It’s like a Salvador Dali wet dream on film.”In this epic episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate Epic Movie Openings and the Top 5 Shapes.· What is the ‘Golden Ratio’ and who cares? · What is the symbolism of the oval shape in the Oval Office?· Which movie did both Joseph and George take their wives to twice on opening weekend?· What is the earliest known shape?· Why you should never power-wash in sandals· What is Jim’s least favorit...
2023-05-091h 00
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #164 - The Jim/George Debates Resolved + Top 5 Fake BandsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 164: “ You couldn’t have the shark in JAWS in the snow!”THE GREAT DEBATE: Joseph adjudicates long-held debates between Jim and George from the previous 150 plus shows. Also discussed are the best fake bands in television and movies.· I want to own a squadron of tanks!· Is it possible that Jim didn’t know he was hosting a podcast along ?· What is the name of the tune that the cantina band played in Star Wars?· Who’s second grade teacher pla...
2023-04-111h 20
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #162 - Top 5 Medical Movies & CCR's Personal InjuriesAre you ever going to text me?Episode 162: “The tragedy of ‘Pepsi Johnson’: Is crispier and moodier.”Jim, Joseph, and George share their own personal physical injuries sustained over the years, combined with their Top 5 choices for best medical movies.· When does the phrase “No problem” really mean “No problem for ME”? · Which movie director did Jack Nicholson refuse to speak to on set?· Which podcast host was bedridden for 3 months and had ZOOM-style meetings before Zoom was a communications platform thing? · What do the guys consider to be Denzel Washin...
2023-03-281h 19
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #141 - Top 5 Ghost Movies and Best Dental ProductsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 141: “Your main character is... dead”Listen to the gang dive into dental products (still unclear whether they use any) and ghosts! Highlights:Who never changes their clothes?What civilization included alcohol in their mouth wash?What dental product can be used as a weapon?Why is George uncultured?Who is the newest member of the crew and why does Tom Wu need an assistant?How many movies have been made with "Amityville" in the title?What happened in a hotel bedroom when Jim an...
2022-11-011h 00
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #139 - Best Comedy Horror Movies and Theater TherapyAre you ever going to text me?Episode 139: Theater Therapy: “That was the day that Jim became a man.”The boys discuss the Top 5 comedy horror films. Then the show gets personal as the trio share intimate moments each of them experienced throughout their lives in movie theaters.· What was Jim and Joseph’s first rated R movie?· What classifies as a zombie-dy? · Gumbo and fantasy flicks do not mix!· What led to Joseph being kicked out of Jurassic Park III?· How did George’s son-in-law impress him at...
2022-10-181h 11
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #138 - Top 5 TV Shows of the 21st Century and Bottled WaterAre you ever going to text me?Episode 138: “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her.”Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best television shows (thus far) of the 21st Century and the Top 5 bottled waters.· Why is Tracy Morgan so fixated on Chewbacca?· Which water does Andy Rooney drink?· Who do the podcast hosts consider to be the female Michael Scott?· Keri Russell and the Milgram Shock Experiment· What Breaking Bad episode did actor Aaron Paul tell Jim he was as amazed as the viewing audie...
2022-10-1150 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #135 - Top Body Transformations for Roles & Songs with Colors in the TitleAre you ever going to text me?Episode 135: “Even his earlobes got fat!” George completely misunderstands this episode’s prompt about actors who underwent remarkable bodily transformations for film roles.Also covered are songs with colors in the titles.· Listen as Jim and Joseph attempt to transform their bodies live on air.· Who glued their eyes shut for a role in order to win an Academy Award?· Matt Damon in ‘The Army One’ · Who played a version of Thor after a role as a homicidal maniac?· ...
2022-09-2047 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #130 - Breaking the 4th Wall and Top 5 Zoo AttractionsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 130: “If only everything could be explained by a beautiful nude woman in a bathtub, what a different world this place would be.”The guys debate the Top 5 instances of the ‘4th Wall’ being broken in cinema and the very best attractions at the zoo.· Learn how to identify and distinguish the difference an African and Asian elephant.· “I have seen a drunken Joseph eat potato with his hands… it’s not pretty.”· Which zoo animal is able to eat an entire pumpkin in one bite?
2022-08-1645 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #129 - Top 5 Revenge Movies & Best Snow Cone FlavorsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 129: “Any movie that has a hook hand sharpening scene is a must-watch!”The guys debate the Top 5 Revenge Movies of all time, and the greatest snow cone flavor in this episode. Highlights:· The highly anticipated conclusion to the cliffhanger does niacin make lima beans grow?· Jim and Joseph’s Willy Wonka-style golden ticket fantasy· The film debut of Jeff Goldblum as a rapist · Joseph’s overzealous exposé on the history of shaved ice· Would you murder a family for some si...
2022-08-091h 05
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #111 - Top 5 Assassins & Best Discontinued Fast Food ItemsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 111: “It’s a pork-like product.” In this episode, the boys tackle the subject of the top 5 assassins in television and film. Also discussed are the items tragically no longer served in American fast food establishments.· Why does Wendy’s have a worm farm?· Jim gives George and Joseph a brief glimpse into the Taco Bell underground illuminati.· Why does Jim consider May 27, 2021 the end of an era for potato-based meals.· What is the only state in the U.S. that offers the original f...
2022-04-051h 15
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #99 - Top 5 Sci-Fi TV Shows of All Time & Best/Worst FadsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 99: “I see Jesus on a dolphin”George, Jim, and Joseph discuss the top television programs centered around science fiction, and the Best/Worst Fads of the last five decades.Be wary of any fad introduced to you from your grandmother.Was Lou Gehrig a victim of the greed of ‘Big Ice’ as they targeted him in the ALS Ice Bucket challenge to increase frozen water profits?What might have been: ‘Lindsey Graham the Bionic Senator from South Carolina’“Pla...
2022-01-181h 41
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #88 - Best Table Scene & Best/Worst CollectablesAre you ever going to text me?Episode 88: “Did you touch my drum set?”The guys discuss the best scenes around a table environment in movies and television. Also debated are the best and worst in collectables.Other points of interests: Jim quizzes Joseph on the original 9 Beanie Babies launched in 1993. “Milking Deniro” the spiritual sequel to the “Meet the Parents” franchise.George and Joseph contemplate the worldwide conspiracy that Superglue contrived when they unleashed Hummel figurines upon an unwitting generation of people.Nosebleeds m...
2021-11-021h 03
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #84 - Movies Under 47 Hours & Top 5 Kitchen UtensilsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 84: ‘Really George, you need a gavel?’ Bet it all on Black 17 for this one folks: Jim, George, and Nebulor/Joseph explore movies whose plot timelines have a duration of 47 hours or less. Also debated is what are the top kitchen utensils. Other Points of Interest:· How did visiting the Pope at the Vatican get Joseph and Jim in hot water? · What did George try to force actor Danny Aiello to say to Jim’s brother? · Joseph finally opens up abo...
2021-10-051h 12
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #83 - Lost Songs of the 80s + Top 5 OintmentsAre you ever going to text me?Episode 83: “… for how long?" Jim, George, and Nebulor/Joseph debate hit pop songs of the 80s that have been lost in time. Also discussed are the Top 5 ointments.Joseph & Jim recall a squalid spring break moment set to the tune of ‘Rock Me Amadeus.’Jim schemes and connives to get his honorable mentions heard on the show. Joseph unintentionally pays tribute to Kim Carnes 1981 album 'Mistaken Identity' when misattributing a song off it to Rod Stewart. George makes an 'on-air' c...
2021-09-281h 15
The Jimbo PodcastTHE JIMBO PODCAST EP#52 - THE ELASTIC PLASTIC BANDTHIS WEEK ON THE JIMBO PODCAST - AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW ON AN EXCLUSIVE STORY THAT WILL BE TOLD YOU EXCLUSIVELY! Oh, and there'll be music too as Jim "Jimbo" Kovacik talks to Jason Meeker and Joseph Johnson from the Elastic Plastic Band!BUT FRESH OFF THE PRESS...LET'S GET YOU CAUGHT UP...DIT DIT DIT (Think old typey sound effect) JIMBO PODCAST HEADLINE : Elastic Plastic Band, Which Broke Up 36 Years Ago, Releases the Perfect Holiday Song for 2020HOUSTON, TX, AUSTIN, TX and SAN ANTONIO, TX — Dec. 15, 2020 — A high school garag...
2020-12-1620 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCRISPY COATED ROBOTS #06 - Best Saturday Morning Cartoons/Top 5 Head Coverings+ Jim J. BullockAre you ever going to text me?Episode 06: "An olive wreath makes a pitiful hat." Jim and George contemplate the Top 5 Saturday Morning Cartoons paired with the Top 5 Head Coverings. George attempts to slyly shoehorn a non-Saturday morning cartoon entry into the capsule for the future.Special Guest: Television actor Jim J. Bullock (but not Ted Knight)
2020-04-0738 min