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Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #272 Most Revisited TV SeriesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is running hands free.Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit.Murky flush."Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again.Jason is unrestrained with the puns.I am a white man with hair in America. I can do anything.Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity".Jason admits to being a real life "Hop On" the Bluth's stair car.One name... Gilligan. Need Jim say anymore?...2025-05-0642 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #271 Best Disney Animated Movies (Not Based on a Book)Are you ever going to text me?This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar).We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs!Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked. Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice.I don't think Disney understands the term "live action.”Jason gets confused and nearly tells the filthiest joke ever ma...2025-04-2932 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #269 - Best Female Action HeroesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.Bad AI! Bad AI!Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).She can take a punch. She just can't take a stool.She's so tough she can beat you with one hand. Mostly because she only has one hand.Mr. F!!!Ro...2025-04-1532 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #268 - Best Movies with A Big Wedding SceneAre you ever going to text me?This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them. May your first child be a masculine child.Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.Alcoholism is just not as funny as it was in the 80s.Slappin' da bass!Who learned how to be a responsible pet owner from Jason Segel?What's a wedding without an awkward, drunken toast?2025-04-0827 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #267 Best Emotional Movie ScenesAre you ever going to text me?This episode gets a little verklempt.Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes.Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress.Talk amongst yourselves. Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt. Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals.Jason boldly accuses Spielberg of being a hack.It's a stupid cartoon, but it chokes Joseph up every time....2025-04-0133 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #266 Best Depressed Characters in MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn’t like taking naps.Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies.I’m Joseph Johnson. I’m an AV man.Prozac and SkittlesI misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box.The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide.The power of the ham sandwich!Oh, Bother!Why do bums have amazing hair?What does...2025-03-2529 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #265 - Best Jungle MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references).Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies.But the ass is real.Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan.Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie.Jason takes offense at Joseph for taking a "dinosaur dump" on one of his selections. 2025-03-1828 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #264 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting ActressAre you ever going to text me?This episode was made by humans (sort of).In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners.AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking.Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode.It's singing. It's not real acting.Scarlett O'Hara wouldn't have lasted through the civil war and the movie would not have been as good with Joseph and Jason's s...2025-03-1134 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #263 - Best Oscar Wins For Supporting ActorAre you ever going to text me?WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners.Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies.Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances. It’s the Chicago Rock Way.Hey Friendo.Jason cleverly sneaks past the “no complaining” policy of Oscar nominees.Joseph admits that a little bullying can bring out...2025-03-0437 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #262 - Best Modern Black & White MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was.Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years.Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!!A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white.Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship.The Big Knockers come through better in black and white.Just as wrong as seeing Herman Munster in color.Jason accuses Joseph of being an...2025-02-2535 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #261 - The Sweatiest Movies of All-timeAre you ever going to text me?This episode has armpit sweat stains.Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper.Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men.Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon.Florida may be the sweatiest location to film.The Nazis had problems too.2025-02-1830 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #260 - Most Corrupt Businessperson in a MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't have a boney ass.Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.Jim's list is based on his impressions.Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes...2025-02-1129 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #259 - Best TV Characters of the 90sAre you ever going to text me?This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.2025-02-0435 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #258 - Best Song By A Jackson Not Named MichaelAre you ever going to text me?This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.Jim wants everyone to remember...2025-01-2829 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #257- Best Psychiatrist in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television. Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.You're good enough and people like you.The only Analrapist makes it on the list.Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands? What movie do...2025-01-2128 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #256 Best TV of 2024Are you ever going to text me?This episode has no empty calories.Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.This F#k'in guy!It's a fun Walking Dead.Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.Sally Struthers!!Jim is upset that his video...2025-01-1446 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #255 - Best Movies of 2024Are you ever going to text me?Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.What do you mean, "You People!” Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick. Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it. Chalamet over Hubert? Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason) Jim a...2025-01-0738 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #254 - 2025 AnticipationsAre you ever going to text me?This episode has warm nuts.Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.Which car maker in joining F1 in...2024-12-3129 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #253 - Best Holiday TraditionsAre you ever going to text me?This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce. According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights. 2024-12-2423 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #252 - Best Shows To Binge This HolidayAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't require subtitles.Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays.Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot.Jim admits to loving some Kenny G.The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions.Energy Vampire.Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting his binge.The girl or the dog? What is the real reason Jason is interested in this internet series?Who is so bad in a series that J...2024-12-1733 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #251 - Best DocumentariesAre you ever going to text me?This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream.Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries.Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love. It's Convene!A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk.There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions.Jason opens up about addiction to McDonald fries.Jim stumps the others with his favorite documentary about a diabetic musician.Joseph's f...2024-12-1046 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #250 - Funniest Death Scene in a MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies. Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode. A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious. Boobs, blades, and a pretzel. Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry. Just ring the bell, you p#*sy. Our house is a very, very Monty Python house. Jason wa...2024-12-0329 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #249 - Movies We Are Thankful ForAre you ever going to text me?This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson.Love Brokers!!!!Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory...2024-11-2633 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)Are you ever going to text me?This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom. Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.Big, bald N...2024-11-1934 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #247 - Worst Movie in A Movie FranchiseAre you ever going to text me?This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise. What's up Doc?Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.It was a new, new hope.The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.You can't put nipples on the bat suit.Jaws 4 has it all, including a...2024-11-1235 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #246 - Best Island MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode was 47 years old when recorded.Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.Arnold Palmer. Who knew?Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.We have dinosaurs. We can win this.Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.Welcome to the Empire of...2024-11-0531 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #245 - Best Scary MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode wears a ridiculous beard for Halloween.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat you to some of their favorite movies they watch after passing out candy.Fidelio.Your mother sews socks that smell.Joseph explains why he gets so thirsty when watching a good possession scene.Jim has a strict policy of waiting for prequels before watching any movie series.Jason confesses the secret of his twenty-five-year marriage started with a cruel joke involving twigs.You can't win! The ghost is t...2024-10-2941 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #244 Best Halloween TV/MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode points and laughs.Jason, Jim, and Joseph provide tricks and treats for their Halloween special.Jim and Joseph challenge the belief that enough can't be said about Paul Lynde. Jim provides his life hack for reusing Halloween costumes.There is nothing that says, "Halloween" like William Shatner giving a play-by-play analysis of a failed seance stunt. It's the "Arby's" of Jim's choices for scary movies.Jason is still trying to figure out what the hell David S. Pumpkins was about.2024-10-2232 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #243 - Best Political MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is the October surprise.Jason, Jim, and Joseph stop the steal and "democratically" elect their choices for the best political movies. Joseph selects an 80s movie that is so long, it is still playing today.Jefferson Starship and Kevin Costner make one heck of a political thriller."No joke! I'm being serious right now. And another thing." Jim revises history and talks about how Lincoln would drink your milkshake.President Vincent Barbarino?RULE 203: The authenticity of a historical movie all comes down to the McDonald's ba...2024-10-1740 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #242 - Best Opening Guitar Part in Rock/Pop MusicAre you ever going to text me?This episode cannot decide if it is a riff or a lick.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the impossible task of listing the best opening rock and roll "guitar parts" of all time.Jim's guitar riff impressions are almost as good as his Charles Grodin impressions.Joseph likes to think of himself as the "historian" of the group, inaccuracies and all.Jason reminisces about his performance playing an Atari guitar for a talent show.We were Grunge before Grunge.We still...2024-10-0830 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #241 - Worst Performances By Musicians or Athletes In A MovieAre you ever going to text me?This episode doesn't know its E chord from a G chord. Jason, Jim, and Joseph critique some of the worst acting performances by non-actors.Jason laments over his broken guitar. Just wrong.Jim recounts the day Mariah Carey begged him to play her music.It's like Showgirls without the nudity.Joseph blasphemes the acting performances in A Hard Day's Night.So much makeup- So many Brooklyn accents.Thanks a lot, Simon Cowell.Jim and Jason take on the Swiftees and Be...2024-10-0138 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #240 - Best Prison MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode weaponizes Morgan Freeman impressions.Joseph finally gets his apologies from Jason and Jim for wrongfully being accused of being tardy to the shows.Jason confuses serial killing with comedy.Jim admits his penchant for women in bondageJoseph shares his lessons learned about prison bathroom etiquette.What!... I'll be 180 years old when I get out!What does Pappion mean? Hint: It's not a terrible idea about a clown in a concentration camp?Note from Editor: Jim is solely...2024-09-2425 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #239 - Best Football MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is tuned to the key of H minor. Jason, Jim and Joseph toss around some of their favorite football movies.Jim presents his first (and most likely only) book review.Jason goads Jim into another another Al Paccino impression.Omaha! Omaha! Oyage!My bloody football!Joe Montana craps all over Jason's feel-good movie.What is the name of the team in the Disney classic, Gus?How much is a drop kick worth?2024-09-1737 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #236 - Sexy Spacesuits in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This is the episode that ruins the podcast.Jason, Jim, and Joseph are excited to talk about some of the sexiest space outfits in television and movies. Joseph is ridicule mercilessly for joining the show late again.Disco outfits make the best space gear.You know the production is in trouble when the Dorito Guy is one of the leads.Jim offers the implausible notion of a fresh, tan suit being sexyJason unabashedly has a Trekkie fetish.Jim demonstrates he h...2024-09-0331 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #236 - Best Dogs in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode comes with Poopourri.Jason, Jim, and Joseph treat the listeners with some of the best live action dog performances in television and movies.Jim tries to get one of his selections on the list by declaring that his dog is the only one that is still alive.Jason is a friend to all animals... except Collies. You can't trust a Collie.You don't have a soul if your don't cry watching Old Yeller.You also have a bad teacher if you...2024-08-2731 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #235 - Best Road MoviesAre you ever going to text me?Joseph may show up for this episode.Jason, Jim, and Joseph take a trip to revisit some of their favorite road movies.10 minutes later...It's all about the nest egg.A diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper to go.We got the Munchkins paid.Jason inexplicably loves Mad Max: Fury Road and Jim inexplicably loves the sequel without having seen either. Jim's "Charles Grodin" impression makes a return.Joseph claims to have had all of the other two's entries originally o...2024-08-2028 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #234 - Best Albums of the 80sAre you ever going to text me?This episode is on an album that can be carried to school.Jim, Jason, and Joseph list some of the best albums from the 80s that shaped their lives.Ray Gun is a highlight of the Olympics for the boys.Jim's PTSD is triggered by Jim and Jason's selections. Jason admits his brother was the owner of several iron-on t-shirts.Knock, knock. Whose there? It's the Broom Brothers.So many (crappy) pedals.Gunter, Gleiben, Glauchen, GlobenJim and Joseph remember ro...2024-08-1342 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #233 - Best School MoviesAre you ever going to text me?It's back to school time! That's why on this episode of the Crispy Coated Robots, we are giving oral report on the best school movies of all time! So pack your lunch, jump on the bus and head to class (or to wherever you listen to podcasts) because on this episode you'll learn...Why 27 year-olds make the best singing high school students...If you're jerk at 16 -you'll always be a jerk...That Jim can do a pretty good John Vernon impression...Why Mark Harmon's best ro...2024-08-0630 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #232 - Best Movies with French ThemesAre you ever going to text me?Oui! Oui! You got it! Hawe, Hawe, Hawe...On this episode, the 'bots honor movies with French elements. To be clear, there will be no discussion of French classics like "The 400 Blows," "Day For Night" or "Jules and Jim." On this show you'll get...Jim's very detailed breakdown of the French escape scene from the much-maligned Jerry Lewis classic "Cracking Up..."Joseph's great story on how Jason never met William Friedkin or Quentin Tarantino...The reason why network TV had to have m...2024-07-3029 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #229 - Best "One Last Job" MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode should have been called the Gene Hackman episode.Jim, Jason, and Joseph attempt one more episode about movies focused on doing one last job.Jim confesses to the life-long guilt of cutting in line to see Beverly Hills Cop.Look at me. Are you looking at me?Joseph can't remember movies he's watched, but he definitely remembers Sean Penn's bad hair styles. John Doe may have the upper hand, but Jim has another Morgan Freeman impression.Ghandi is frightening.Jason st...2024-07-0938 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #228 Best Femme FatalesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble.Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies.Newman was never the same again.Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored.Be careful of the sexy androids.A bullwhip, meow!Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan. Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensive "Bond Girl" names.Which actor makes Casey Affleck look smart.Before flubber and his...2024-07-0231 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #227 Best Skating Scenes in Movies/TVAre you ever going to text me?This episode is the most 70s episode ever made.Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television.Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was.GFD - a bad idea fully realized.Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating.10 minutes for 10 bucks.Roller Skates + Cocaine = XanaduThe Warriors come out to play and skate to the disco version of "Under My Thumb".Heaven's Gate Ad: Give...2024-06-2526 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #226 - Best TV DadsAre you ever going to text me?This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history.Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget.Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic.Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list.Daddy, Daughter Day: An awkward parental rite of passage."Serenity Now!"Cliff Huxtable should have been on the list. (Do you remember Sondra? )What TV Dad scarred Jason from using a razor...2024-06-1840 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #225 - Best Old People MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode is a little lonely and bitter.Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie.F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a messageJoseph and Jim convince Jason that his own selection is a good choice.Jim enjoys his erotica at a high altitude....2024-06-1137 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #224 - Best Underwear Movie ScenesAre you ever going to text me?This episode nearly bares it all.Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes.In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties.The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible.The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time.Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star Trek film.Joseph likes train.The boys almost get away with this episode...2024-06-0428 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #223 Most Memorable Movie/TV HairstylesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has a nice swoop.Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies.JewfroWhen the updo goes down Jim goes up.Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl.The man-boy haircut.Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry Garcia was an old lesbian.Which movies featured the haircut from hell?When do you give it...2024-05-2830 min
Crispy Coated RobotsCrispy Coated Robots #222 Best Summer MoviesAre you ever going to text me?This episode has been replaced by AIJason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies.You old poop!Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI.Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression.I betta call my muther!Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job.Why is it bad to drink Coke while working for Pepsi?Which movie had Jim and...2024-05-2131 min
Crispy Coated RobotsIntroduction to CRISPY COATED ROBOTSAre you ever going to text me?An introduction to Crispy Coated Robots: The only podcast that matters! That’s right, many podcasts are funny and engaging as they entertain, interview interesting guests, discuss vital current events, and ponder deep intellectual subjects… what none of them appear to care enough to do is SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NUCLEAR WAR TO COME! But hosts Jim Kovacik & George Wright Padgett (and now Joseph Johnson as Nebulor) are up to the task. Every Tuesday they send information to the future about pop culture items of today and yesteryear in ho...2024-05-1605 min