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Talk Stupid 2 Me181 - Tall TalesThis episode of TS2M is full of "interesting" "facts" about tall tales, such as Paul Bunyan, Davy Crockett, John Henry, and even the guys themselves. Make sure to listen to the end for the original tall tale(s) of Peter, Justin, and Joe!Support the show
2023-02-0246 minTalk Stupid 2 Me130 - Motor City Comic ConJustin and Peter left Joe behind to take a trip to Novi, Michigan to visit the 2022 Motor City Comic Con. This episode is all about said trip, as well comic conventions in general. Support the show
2022-05-1853 minTalk Stupid 2 Me122 - CursesIn this episode of TS2M the guys talk about curses... no not the 4 letter ones, (although there are a few of those also) the kind that can leave people dead or wishing they were. Furthermore, Joe cannot say Tutankhamun to save his life, while Peter is completely unapologetic about overusing the word malevolent. Support the show
2022-04-2048 minTalk Stupid 2 Me118 - Ghost HuntingWe know a lot of you are counting down the days 'til Halloween (we're almost halfway there) so we decided to do a show on ghost hunting! In this episode we explore some of the history, as well as the equipment used in this highly scientific process. Also in this episode, Justin looks to further his education online, Joe accuses a cat of murder, and Peter explains what 5G really is. Support the show
2022-04-0648 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me116 - LalapaNEWSaThis week Joe thinks he may have found the original NFT, and he continues to playfully taunt David Rush and his 250 some Guinness World Records. Welcome to LalapaNEWSa.LINKSOrbeez challenge Flying TeslaWoman ran over by own carWoman looking for man whose name is tattooed on her assWorld Record fist bumpsBounce house blows awayMan gets catfished by his own dadWoman ha...
2022-03-2546 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me100 - LalapaNEWSaThe world of NFTs just got stupider as people are now making fake NFTs (Joe's head explodes) and selling them. Microsoft makes a monopoly move and Michael Jackson shows off some moves of his shamone.NEWS LINKSContent creators fake NFTsAussie influencer fake porn adMicrosoft buys Activision BlizzardWorld's first vegan violinWorld’s biggest potato to get DNA testThe world's largest cast iron skillet555 carat black diamond
2022-01-2148 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me094 - LalapaNEWSaOn the last LalapaNEWSa episode of 2021 we saw the first known metaverse sexual harassment case, as well as other world record setting events such as the oldest school for Santas. Happy New Year from the TS2M crew to you!PROOF OF STUPIDWoman loses on Wheel of Fortune but still gets AudiTesla owner blows up car over battery replacement costSquirrel attacks 18 in small townWorld's oldest Santa schoolWorld record most Christmas baubles ...
2021-12-3154 minTalk Stupid 2 Me093 - YouTubeThis is the last episode of 2021, and it's about the 2nd most visited website on the internet. Almost everyone uses it, even Joe. Yes, YouTube has been around since the15th cen - wait - it started in 2005?!? There's no way that Nightmare Fuel Streaming didn't always exist!! Well what about Vimeo??Support the show
2021-12-2955 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me092 - LalapaNEWSaFlorida makes a less than impressive return this week, while a petri dish of brain cells outthinks him. Snoop Dogg gets virtual neighbors and Derrick Lewis redefines NFT. Happy NEWSaday.LINKSBridge thief caughtBishop Sycamore is judged to be a scamBarrister sues after being asked not to fart, and losesProfessional cavewoman survives on roadkillDemi Lovato sings to a ghostBrain Cells in dish learn how to play Pong faster than AI...
2021-12-2455 minTalk Stupid 2 Me091 - The HolidaysIn this episode of TS2M, the guys talk about holidays from around the world including ones that aren't really even holidays. Support the show
2021-12-2253 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me090 - LalapaNEWSaA rat that plays Doom II, space tacos, and pillow fighting for money. How in the world is this reality? Oh that's right, because everything is stupid. LINKS TO THE NEWSaBored Ape Yacht Club CollectionRat playing Doom II Stolen foot bridgeDelaware sign spelled wrong90 Day Fiancé sells farts in jarsKraft pays $20 over cream cheese shortageMan attacked by ottersEmployee let go after $4,400 tip
2021-12-1754 minTalk Stupid 2 Me089 - Reality TVIt may seem that reality TV came from the 90s, yet its roots are a lot deeper than that. This episode of TS2M explores the world of reality television, its origins, and what it has become today. Support the show
2021-12-1546 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me088 - LalapaNEWSaWelcome back to another episode of the stupidest news show on the air! We here at TS2M scour the world (internet) every week to bring our listeners the dumbest stories we can find, including Guinness World Records and camel... beauty.. pageants???LINKS TO NEWSaBowser fined over 10 million by NintendoCamel beauty contestWorld’s biggest vegan burgerWorld’s biggest weed brownieClimber gets to keep half of his found treasureMan jumps out the b...
2021-12-1040 minTalk Stupid 2 Me087 - Casino Royale With CheeseNot everyone has been to a casino, yet some people have been there enough that it feels like a second home. This episode is all about casinos, the way they cheat people and the way people try to cheat back.Support the show
2021-12-0845 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me086 - LalapaNEWSaThis week the idea that one could live at an IKEA store gets put to the test, as does people's tolerance for non-stop Oasis tunes. Dead people rise, vajays are injured, and an old WWII bomb goes off. What's in your NEWSa?LINKS TO OURSIllegal chipsDoctor recommends eating cow poop to help birthHome Alone house on air bnbSnowstorm strands shoppes and staff at IKEAOasis cover band and fans snowed in for weekendV...
2021-12-0340 minTalk Stupid 2 Me085 - 2021 Holiday Buying GuideWith the season approaching at full speed, TS2M proudly presents the 2021 Holiday Buying Guide. This year we have a slew of stupid ideas for gift giving, as well as some more intelligent ones, including showing our friends at Rebel Mind Gypsy Soul some support at their online boutique. If you somehow have any fun tickets left over, we have launched a Patreon account and have TS2M merch available online. https://rebelmindgypsysoul.com/https://www.patreon.com/talkstupid2mehttps://www.talkstupid2me.com/shopSupport the show
2021-12-0146 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me084 - LalapaNEWSaJoe's Guinness World Record rage continues this week, although he was really impressed with one of them. A man attempts to recreate the water sport Zuckerberg look at a club, and somehow makes it cool. Oh, and they may have finally found Jimmy Hoffa... maybe. LINKS TO NEWSPeddling Picasso Tiniest ChurchHoss the giant hairballFBI dig up NJ landfill looking for HoffaCannibalism prankAlcoholic Hawaiian streamWeird Al did not...
2021-11-2647 minTalk Stupid 2 Me083 - Nursery Rhymes & Fairy TalesMost of us have seen a fairy tale brought to life in a movie, or perhaps in a weird Little Richard cameo production. Yet the renditions of these tales released as Disney movies for instance, were far cries from their "original" versions, such as those told by the Brothers Grimm. In this episode, the guys talk about the brutal side of fairy tales and nursery rhymes and their somewhat mysterious origins. Support the show
2021-11-2449 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me082 - LalapaNEWSaLalapaNEWSa returns this week after a short hiatus, bringing tales of brain worms, killer scorpions, and hot dogs that grow on trees. Ok the last one isn't real but they do have French fry vodka!Support the show
2021-11-1955 minTalk Stupid 2 Me081 - Soothsay It, Don't Spray It!There's a long history in divination and fortune telling. One of the most famous prognosticators of all time is Nostradamus; we get to talkin' about that feller. In more recent history, such claims of psychic power have come from people like Uri Geller, Miss Cleo, and John Edward. (Spoiler alert - we $h!t on their crap) Support the show
2021-11-1753 minTalk Stupid 2 Me080 - Game ShowsSince 1938 or 1941, the world has been captivated by what we call game shows. Some of these shows have been on for decades and are still very popular to this day. In this episode we talk about all things game shows including, yet not limited to: The Merv Griffin classics such as Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune, as well as Mark Goodson's Family Feud. Support the show
2021-11-101h 03
Talk Stupid 2 Me079 - LalapaNEWSaThe world goes mad as NFTs are apparently legal collateral. Musk loses clout as astronauts are forced to soil their pants and Nintendo continues its assault on piracy.LINKS TO NEWSa Gacy victim identifiedSpace X toilet leakingStarlink folliesSmall Dong MarchPenis flower bloomsPenis candy in Halloween bagsNo Nut November A company offers loans and takes NFT’s as collateral...
2021-11-0550 minTalk Stupid 2 Me078 - PBSPBS, otherwise known as Public Broadcasting Service, has undoubtedly influenced the guys at Talk Stupid 2 Me. Ok, perhaps not everyone watched "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?", but most of us have probably seen "Sesame Street" or "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood." Let us never forget that we may never have truly known the "Joy of Painting" if it weren't for the grace of the kind folks at PBS, and viewers like you.Support the show
2021-11-0349 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me077 - LalapaNEWSaThis week a math tutor encourages the guys to start advertising in unconventional ways. Meanwhile, a man known as Captain Beanie causes Joe to lose his mind about lost opportunities.LINKS TO THAT NEWSaMarine knocks out 14 year old armed robber43 Cent Felony Charges DroppedHome invasion suspect lost in woods calls for rescueAustralia is offering “free” land Counterfeit couponsTutor posts math videos on porn siteThe Museum of Forgeries...
2021-10-2940 minTalk Stupid 2 Me076 - Talk Spooky 2 MeThis whole month has been a spooky fest here at TS2M... but why? Oh, yeah... it's all because of Halloween. But, what is Halloween and why is it in October? This episode covers said whys and more as stupidly as you might expect, enjoy!Support the show
2021-10-2747 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me075 - LalapaNEWSaThe Rock is back at it again in the rap game, only this time they let him have his own verse. In other news, you can now bathe your balls in ultrasonic bliss until they are useless.LINKS TO THAT NEWSaThe Rock rapsPumpkin CrackNurse hypnotized to fartMan swallows his phoneFisher-Price makes working Chatter phoneKid calls emergency number to show police his toysMale contraceptive “bath” wins Dyson...
2021-10-2235 minTalk Stupid 2 Me074 - Serial KillersLet's face it, people are crazy over true crime stories and Talk Stupid 2 Me, so why not combine them? The fans asked for it, the guys have brought it! In this episode the guys talk about John Wayne Gacy, The Zodiac Killer, as well as the B. T. K. killer. This is not a documentary, we're not smart enough for all of that.Support the show
2021-10-201h 04
Talk Stupid 2 Me073 - LalapaNEWSaThis week, William Shatner became the oldest person to boldly go where others have gone before, only this time in a giant penis rocket with Jeff Bezos. LINKS TO NEWSa : Shatner went to spaceMeteor crashes through roof lands on pillow Man builds giant skeleton wins HalloweenEvolved Apes NFT creator disappears with cryptoAndroid wants to have a babyMan builds a rotating houseMan falls 9 stories lands on a car an...
2021-10-1544 minTalk Stupid 2 Me072 - TS2M Presents the Allen Smithee Collection : Vol. 2 - Hellraiser : BloodlineThe Allen Smithee Collection returns, as TS2M continues the Halloween season with another movie review. This is the fourth installment in the Hellraiser series, and after this episode, you'll know why nobody wanted their name on this.Support the show
2021-10-1345 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me071 - LalapaNEWSaThe news served itself up on a stupid platter this week, and we happily accepted the bounty. It's as if this shit happens just for us to talk about on our show... enjoy!NEWSa LINKS :Drunk man joins search for himselfDrone reveals ghost townWorld's oldest toilet?Artifacts found in old train stationPooh bridge up for auctionWilliam Shatner is going to spaceMan sues psychic42% of...
2021-10-0846 minTalk Stupid 2 Me070 - Talk Stupid 2 Us : Featuring Larry Downs of Nightmare Fuel StreamingWe are kicking off the month of October with an interview with the man, the myth, the beanie... host of the Tape Tomb and more, Larry Downs! This episode is one big fun conversation about the horror genre, as well as the challenges involved in keeping up with the ever-evolving world of online content creation. Check out his YouTube channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzF8wTjJ5cGYoIeuaJDBXhw/featuredSupport the show
2021-10-061h 20
Talk Stupid 2 Me069 - LalapaNEWSaThe race for the world's richest man seems to never end, as this week Musk takes over and doesn't miss a chance to throw it in Jeff's face. Oh, and there's a really dumb world record, and scientists doing stupid things.LINKS TO NEWSaWoman charged for crying at the doctors officeChicken 3D printed and cooked at the same timeMan shoots his own car after crashTake the money and runArcade OGProxi N...
2021-10-0141 minTalk Stupid 2 Me068 - Professional WrestlingThis episode is all about professional wrestling. From the days of Gorgeous George to Vince McMahon's WWE (formerly WWF) empire, there is a lot to talk about when it comes to the world of wrestling. Support the show
2021-09-291h 04
Talk Stupid 2 Me067 - LalapaNEWSaEveryone knows that Joe hates World Records... but does he really? Besides a 90 year old man and flourishing parasitic species introduced by scientists who do things, there really wasn't much else to speak of this week. LINKS TO THAT NEWSaWorld Record for the whitest paintButterflies released with parasitic wasps90 year old man flies fighter jet Man arrested for calling 911 to say “I’m tired”Man robs kindergartenSchool uses party bus for field trip
2021-09-2439 minTalk Stupid 2 Me066 - Magic IansThe guys at TS2M are big fans of magic, this episode is about magic and a few magicians, such as David Copperfield and The Amazing Jonathan. Support the show
2021-09-2239 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me065 - LalapaNEWSaFlying animals are no stranger to LalapaNEWSa, and this week was no different as an airborne cat made an appearance at a football game in Miami. A world record enrages Joe and Justin tells of sand's rise to the top of the toy world, as chalk proudly watches its footsteps being filled. LINKS TO NEWSaFans catch cat at football gameWorld record painted rock displayMan trades paperclip up to an ice cream truckSafehouse LotteryCompany paying $1,300 to w...
2021-09-1744 minTalk Stupid 2 Me064 - Talk Stupid 2 Us : Featuring Nik "Airlock Shock" Haskin of Nightmare Fuel StreamingAirlock Shock is an up-and-coming show on the Nightmare Fuel Streaming YouTube channel, in which Nik Haskin showcases some of his favorite sci-fi films. This interview is about his show and his channel, how it came to be and where he wants to take it. Nik also has a few questions of his own for the hosts of his new favorite podcast (geek speak warning) and an invite to game it up live on Twitch!Support the show
2021-09-151h 05
Talk Stupid 2 Me063 - LalapaNEWSaThis week's NEWSa has a few of the usual suspects, including Jeffrey Bezos, Elon Musk, and a Guinness World Record. There was also some odd memorabilia up for sale and raging wild animals who just need their fix.LINKS TO NEWSBishop Sycamore follow upNude woman drives golf cart into police standoffSan Francisco offers criminals $300 a month to not shoot peopleJar of Elvis hair sold at auctionLil Uzi Vert has forehead diamond stolen
2021-09-1043 minTalk Stupid 2 Me062 - Gullible's Travels : Michigan Renaissance FestivalThe guys at TS2M may be a bunch of homebody geeks, but they like to get out and party when the opportunity arises. A couple of weeks ago, the guys took a trip to the Michigan Renaissance Festival in Holly, MI. This episode is about that trip and teases at a future episode of Gullible's Travels.Support the show
2021-09-0840 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me061 - LalapaNEWSaWe here at Talk Stupid 2 Me strive to bring you the STUPIDEST NEWSa from all around the world. This week, that's basically all there was, a bunch of stupid news... enjoy!LINKS TO NEWS :Parents owe son $30,441 over discarded pornMan wins lottery for the second timeWorld Record for most hair donated to charityFake Banksy NFT3D printed wagyu beef Twix seasoningAlgeria stops using leaded gas...
2021-09-0336 minTalk Stupid 2 Me060 - Talk Stupid 2 Us : Featuring Rebel Mind Gypsy SoulIn this episode, the TS2M crew get to interview Vanessa and Lindsay of Rebel Mind Gypsy Soul. The girls tell of how the boutique came to be, and give the guys a little insight on what it's like to create and run a successful online business. Check out their amazing catalog at https://rebelmindgypsysoul.comSupport the show
2021-09-0143 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me059 - LalapaNEWSaThere were a lot of unique happenings in the NEWSa this week. A roller coaster that crushes your spine, a sea snake that water humps, and a bird-eating tortoise... what else could you ask for?LINKS FOR NEWSJoy duck disappearsOnly Fans reverses porn decision12 year old NFT prodigyWorld's smallest robotJapanese rollercoaster investigated for breaking spines News accidentally shows SatanistsTortoise kills birdLu...
2021-08-2747 minTalk Stupid 2 Me058 - Daredevils In this episode of Talk Stupid 2 Me, the guys examine the wide world of daredevil stunts. Although Evel Knievel seems to remain the most famous daredevil, The Flying Wallendas preceded the high flying motorcycling madman, and the family continues to achieve amazing wire walking feats to this day.Support the show
2021-08-2549 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me057 - LalapaNEWSaThis week Jeffrey Bezos joins Joe in making Elon Musk his nemesis. Sting admits to getting stung, things get stolen, and people get shot in quintessential LalapaNEWSa fashion.LINKS TO NEWSaJordan Williams beats car thiefSting got tricked into buying a wine estateBezos mad over lunar contractTesla under investigation for crashing into emergency vehicles.Girl drops dog, cops give it cprUnderwater blocks of land for sale
2021-08-2043 minTalk Stupid 2 Me056 - Talk Stupid 2 Us : Featuring Rob TalbertThe guys are back with another interview, this time it's with their good friend, Rob Talbert of Paragon Creative Agency. In this episode, Rob shares stories of his climb to the top of the world of live media, including working with some notable names in Hollywood. His latest achievements include producing the greatest video game expo on earth, E3, as well as some work alongside those responsible for Masters of the Universe : Revelation.Support the show
2021-08-1853 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me055 - LalapaNEWSaHello everyone and welcome to the latest and greatest in NEWSa, brought to you by the guys at Talk Stupid 2 Me. If you're not having fun and laughing along, you're doing it wrong.LINKS TO NEWS STORIESPrincess Diana cake soldGuy Fieri hot dog apple pieRussian flamethrower carGov. Cox obscene nameThe gathering of KylesWoman drives over cliffWorlds tallest horse dies
2021-08-1345 minTalk Stupid 2 Me054 - Looney DudesIf you can't tell by how ridiculous the TS2M crew is, they've watched a LOT of cartoons to get to be this stupid. In this episode, the guys talk about Looney Tunes and the influence it has had on their sense of humor.Support the show
2021-08-1147 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me053 - LalapaNEWSaWelcome back to the best damn NEWSa podcast on the air. If you haven't heard, we're kind of a stupid deal, enjoy the show!LINKS TO NEWSa : Trip advisor croc attack450,000 bees in the walls of a houseAnother flying turtleMan shoots his own refrigeratorDrunk spaghetti incident Reporter catches truck sinking into lakeWorld record biggest mouthRoommates fight over cartoons or Monk
2021-08-0643 minTalk Stupid 2 Me052 - Great EscapesIn this installment of TS2M, the guys talk about The Great Escape as well as other prison breaks. It's amazing what one will go through to not go through what they're going through. Support the show
2021-08-0450 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me051 - LalapaNEWSa This week the FAA sticks it to Jeff Bezos, while Doritos' heart grows 3 sizes. Oh, and if you're in Texas, watch out for a new fabricated species that are trying to kill you, along with the ones that are real. LINKS TO NEWS STORIESFAA changes astronaut requirementsOliver Daemen has never bought something from AmazonMan attempts to walk to BermudaMan held hostage by Grizzly bearLondon builds new Marble Arch Mound
2021-07-3046 minTalk Stupid 2 Me050 - TS2M Presents the Allen Smithee Collection : Vol. 1 - The Shrimp on the BarbieIn this week's episode the guys talk about an infamous Hollywood director that goes by the name of Al Smith, no... Allen Smithe, no, Smithee! Allen Smithee is credited as having directed several Hollywood movies, including 1990's The Shrimp on The Barbie, starring Cheech Marin. Support the show
2021-07-2841 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me049 - LalapaNEWSaIf this is your first time here, this is pretty much how it goes on Fridays. LalapaNEWSa this week consists of the usual suspects, car chases, drug smuggling, and dookie.LINKS TO NEWS STORIESWoman tracks and beats car thiefMan fakes his death after wife takes out hitStudent pilot makes emergency landing“Flying” carI-95 skid markSkinny dipping woman in strangers poolDog rescued from inside of wa...
2021-07-2337 minTalk Stupid 2 Me048 - W T FNot everything comes out the way we want it to, and everyone knows that hindsight doesn't need glasses. In this episode of TS2M, the guys talk about some decisions and outcomes that leave everyone wondering, "W T F were they thinking?!" Support the show
2021-07-2150 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me047 - LalapaNEWSaThis week's LalapaNEWSa had quite a few callbacks, from hidden meth to crypto produced by feces. There were a couple world records broken, and an act of God on golf.LINKS TO STORIESBezos space companion changes before launch3D printed bridgeToilet turns poop into energy and crypto currency Woman punished for repeated public urinationLightning strikes golf ball Swing breaks over canyonWorld’s most expensive Frenc...
2021-07-1635 minTalk Stupid 2 Me046 - The Wild WestIn this installment of TS2M, the guys examine life in the late 1800s and some of the notable outlaws, both notorious and stupid. Who exactly is Henry McCarty, and who in the world is Elmer McCurdy? Support the show
2021-07-141h 01
Talk Stupid 2 Me045 - LalapaNEWSaThis week saw Visa adopting cryptocurrencies, flying car test drives, and a giant 3D billboard. From death metal to meth peddle, Talk Stupid 2 Me's LalapaNEWSa has the best stories from around the world.LINKS TO NEWS STORIESDemons are texting3D billboard in TokyoOffensive license plateVisa partners with cryptoDuct tape iguanasDeer tackled in WalmartSwingers festival disturbs townDeath metal for e...
2021-07-0947 minTalk Stupid 2 Me044 - TS2M Presents : The Roswell IncidentAre we alone on this planet? If we aren't, whoever it is couldn't possibly be as stupid as we are. This episode is about a little of the history of Roswell, UFOs and aliens; the key players and some of the popular theories, as well as our own.Support the show
2021-07-0753 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me043 - LalapaNEWSaThe weekend is upon us! So unwire your jaw, exorcise your wood, and get ready to be forced to paint with your tentacles... It's LalapaNEWSa time!LINKS TO STORIESMagnetic LockjawBatgirlPBR 1776 packGood Samaritan gets arrestedPainting octopusExorcising planeHome Depot exorcismFlintstone houseCCTV company watch stores from IndiaMeth head calls cops to s...
2021-07-0241 minTalk Stupid 2 Me042 - Annoyances Everyone gets annoyed now and then, no matter who they are. It's nearly impossible to live in the world without something or someone getting in the way of something or someone else. In this week's episode, it's time to talk stupid about what annoys us.Support the show
2021-06-3049 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me041 - LalapaNEWSa This week Peter surprises Joe with an NFT story, while Justin brings the NEWSa in classic fashion, not forgetting our roots in butts and weiner jokes.LINKS TO NEWS STORIESHoverboard droneNFT fashionSan Francisco thief caughtMan pulls gun out over cream cheeseUkrainian couple break their chainSpiral in the skySQUIDS IN SPACE!Bezos stay in spaceDir...
2021-06-2544 minTalk Stupid 2 Me040 - Mass HysteriaAlmost everyone has heard of the Salem witch trials. Not everyone knows about a gaggle of meowing nuns or killer contagious dancing fits, though... so we're here for ya!Support the show
2021-06-2349 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me039 - LalapaNEWSaAnother week with some NFT insanity that breaks a world record (Joe's head explodes) as well as some more rock memorabilia for sale. Oh, and Peter claims to have heard of a way to turn poop into crypto. LINKS TO NEWS STORIESCow poop to CryptoDoge Coin NFT Kurt Cobain self portraitDavid Bowie paintingEgyptian GiantsHitman payment planWoman burns husband for “poisoning” chicken wings
2021-06-1841 minTalk Stupid 2 Me038 - Everybody's Working for the WeekendThere are a lot of crazy and weird people in this world. There seems to be an equal amount of crazy and weird jobs for said people. In this installment of TS2M, the guys explore some odd occupations.Support the show
2021-06-1646 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me037 - LalapaNEWSaThis week drones made the newsa twice, giving the guys some serious stupid fuel. Be sure not to miss out on the hilarity! LINKS TO NEWS STORIESSuperman gets hit by busGirl pushes bear to save dogs“bobcat” shuts down schoolPolish man steals losing lottery ticketsArtist sells invisible sculptureApple pays millions for stolen porn12 Inch DroneLandmine RatKay...
2021-06-1143 minTalk Stupid 2 Me036 - Stupid Victims UnitFrom TV shows, movies, and even stupid podcasts like this one, true crime is everywhere. While a serial killer episode IS in the works by request, this episode is a lighter look at some funny crimes... well except for maybe Peter's story.Support the show
2021-06-0948 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me035 - LalapaNEWSaNFTs and World Records had a bye week, whereas Florida Man came on strong, taking on a whole new meaning of Florida Man.LINKS TO NEWSa :Airport KarenPilot joins mile high club aloneToo many Orlando airportsAirships Ahoy!Florida man attacks daughter with pizzaKing Florida50 Kilos of cocaine wash up on Texas shoreStorm drain lady shows up in TexasHouse...
2021-06-0441 minTalk Stupid 2 Me034 - The Dumbest Show on EarthThis episode is all about the greatest show on earth, the PT Barnum circus. Come one, come all, and see what all the humbug is about!Support the show
2021-06-0257 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me033 - LalapaNEWSa We've got NFTs, MMA, stolen cars, random violence... what more does a good news program really need? Also, this week Joe takes a poll on Arby's foods.LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESDerrick Lewis beats thiefMan asleep in back of stolen truckFire baseballIce crashes through Florida roofPacman crop circleAlien Autopsy NFTTesla Roadsters will have a flight optionWorld Record Je...
2021-05-2845 minTalk Stupid 2 Me032 - TS2M Presents: The Pre-Quasquicentennial Anniversary of Bram Stoker's Dracula Everyone knows that one year from today is the 125th anniversary of the classic novel, Bram Stoker's Dracula. Now everyone knows that the word for that is quasquicentennial. This episode is also about vampires and other lore associated with blood-sucking fiends.Support the show
2021-05-2651 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me031 - LalapaNEWSa We've got butt stories, we've got pee stories, we've got the stupidest news around! This week's news had a meatdown, as well as some booty violence... how can ya beat that?LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESWild boars steal groceriesLoose tiger in HoustonCobain hair goes for $14,000Family hairloom donated to charityWoman kills her husband with her assMan dumps pee bucket on fiancé...
2021-05-2147 minTalk Stupid 2 Me030 - Video GamesDo you like video games? The guys at TS2M love them, and this episode is largely about said love for video games.Support the show
2021-05-1957 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me029 - LalapaNEWSaFlorida never disappoints the TS2M crew when it comes to stupid news, and this week was no exception. The Domino's Pizza Noid is back, perhaps it can avoid being canceled this time.LINKS Florida man steals two cop carsInstagram girl infiltrates highschoolEating rotten meat to get high Long orders at Starbucks Woman selling cocaineBodies used to build coral reefsDWI DudeLightning shoo...
2021-05-1457 minTalk Stupid 2 Me028 - Sports are StupidThis episode reveals that the TS2M crew are not really interested in sports. Ok, well some of them are alright (curling), but there are some absolutely ridiculous ones that we can't believe exist, like combat juggling.Support the show
2021-05-1251 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me027 - LalapaNEWSaThere was a stink that made the NEWSa about a neighbor building a crappy fence, as well as a border dispute between two neighboring European countries. Space aged wine is now a thing, oh and Joe compares the world changing around him to dubstep. LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESMan busted smuggling 35 finchesVietnam money returnedBaby born on airplaneJoe Jonas helping handPoop scooping contestSpace wineLost r...
2021-05-0747 minTalk Stupid 2 Me026 - People WatchingThis week the guys bring some funny stories about people they've seen and met throughout the years. Serving the public for most of their lives, Joe and Justin have seen quite a few stupid people, Peter may have been one of them.Support the show
2021-05-0555 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me025 - LalapaNEWSa This week's NEWSa had Joe baffled with more NFT madness, leaving him more confused than ever. There were a couple world records to speak of, a couple of grown women acting a fool, and some organized silliness from Joshs around the world!LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESLate VHS leads to felony Uber drives into canalHand grenade in the fieldCNC Penis FactoryPayed for 15 years without going to work UPS...
2021-04-3046 minTalk Stupid 2 Me024 - Then and NowWere you afraid of getting a haircut as a kid? The first time for anything can be scary, or at least intimidating. This week's discussion revolves around how different things are nowadays compared to when the TS2M guys were kids.Support the show
2021-04-2855 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me023 - LalapaNEWSa This week's NEWSa was fairly short and to the point. Story, laugh, repeat... and if you listen to the end you might get to hear an offensive attempt at an Australian accent! LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESWeed license plateBear Sun Dubai infinity pool Croissant beastRoomba intruderRobot serverPlane lands at beachDaytona Beach drawbridge jump Fin...
2021-04-2335 minTalk Stupid 2 Me022 - Talk Stupid 2 Us : Featuring Dan Wyatt So you've heard all about Joe, Peter and Justin... but what do you know about Dan? In this episode we have a sit down with our friend Dan Wyatt, our first official guest. He tells us about growing up in the world of RC racing and monster trucks, and how it ultimately landed him a career in robotics. Support the show
2021-04-2141 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me021 - LalapaNEWSa Not one mention of any stupid world records this week (to Joe's surprise and delight). We didn't skip out on the grossness at all, as it was hard to ignore. Not much violence in the NEWSa, perhaps by next Friday the monkeys will be raging against the machine - yet for now they are just playing around. We did, however, find some Twitter beef (oh look, a pun) as well as some new pizza tech from Domino's. LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESFinger Fight / Guard dogs scare bear /
2021-04-1651 minTalk Stupid 2 Me020 - Tech Stupid 2 Me : Gadgets Galore In this episode, the guys are back as Tech Stupid 2 Me returns with a look at gadgets. From Cold War spy tech, like glove guns and dragonfly drones, to more modern inventions such as Puppy Tweets, there's a gizmo for almost everything. A lot has changed in the world of technology in the last half century, and while there are far too many advances to speak of, it's also fair to point out that the world seems to be full of some pretty useless things.Support the show
2021-04-1451 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me019 - LalapaNEWSa Wednesday's beer buzz has long worn off, but the weekend is here, and the guys at TS2M are bringing the NEWSa like it's never been brought before! This week had some prominent events, including ancient Kings and Queens, as well as some less royal happenings, like a paper bag cowboy and his steed. The Guinness Book of World Records continues to taunt Joe, yet that doesn't stop him from showing off a few that piss him off.LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESBodybuilder thruple /Pharaohs’ Golden Parade / Georg...
2021-04-0945 minTalk Stupid 2 Me018 - TS2M Presents: National Beer Day This week in history, Americans proudly celebrate National Beer Day! With the support of President Franklin D. Roosevelt, April 7 became known as the beginning of the end for the nearly 14 years of the prohibition of alcohol in the United States. This episode of TS2M is largely about beer - its history and our love for it - while we do talk a little about Bourbon and a couple of other spirits as well. We ended up learning a thing or two this round, and we hope you do too! We thought it would be fun to have a sh...
2021-04-0739 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me017 - LalapaNEWSaFair warning, this week the gloves are off... ok well we couldn't get them both off, but damn it we're not playing around! While there are a bit of light-hearted affairs worth mentioning, a good portion of this week's news episode deals with some fairly intense events. We had a theft leading to a police chase, some scumbag moms, as well as some good ol' fashioned drug smugglin'... you know... the usual stuff.LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESPastor farts on congregations facesSelf driving joy ride...
2021-04-0241 minTalk Stupid 2 Me016 - It's Not Our Fault... The 90s Did It! We're not here to apologize for them, we're here to analyze them. This episode is all about the music of the 90s and how it affected the rest of pop culture. This decade had quite a spread of popular genres of music, and a lot of them had at LEAST two weeks to reign supreme. Perhaps swing never quite got the long lasting audience that gangsta rap and techno did, however it did possibly have an effect on The Gap's profits. Anyone who lived through the 90s undoubtedly has some "bad" memories of some of the ridiculous fashion tren...
2021-03-3156 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me015 - LalapaNEWSa Some NEWSa outlets like to shy away from topics such as dookie fraud, mystery meat bags, or mentally ill drug addicts. Here at TS2M we strive to bring our listeners the most ridiculous stories from around the world, and we aren't afraid to trench through the internet's sewer to find them. This week, Joe's newfound obsession with NFTs leaves him so excited to talk about the one John Cleese is selling, he forgets to inform the millennials of who John Cleese is.LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESShrinky DinksChe...
2021-03-2640 minTalk Stupid 2 Me014 - It's Gonna Hurt You More Than It Hurts Us Throughout the ages - and in some places still to this day - there have been some extreme practices based on some fairly insane ideas. Depending on what year you went to the doctor for a headache, you could have left the visit with either a hole in your head or high as a kite. Although you would think most prefer the latter, and that the former could never happen under any circumstances, that's not the craziest thing that we have heard of, and we're not just blowing smoke up your ass (foreshadow game strong). In this episode of TS2M...
2021-03-2439 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me013 - LalapaNEWSaThere seemed to be a lot of stories of aggression and vengeance this week, along with some pretty serious crimes committed. In a lesser offense, Justin springs another useless Guinness World Record on Joe, causing an imbalance in his mental equilibrium. Elon Musk is ever-present in the news, this time promoting a brand new NFT, giving the TS2M crew ideas of their own...LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESTechnoking of TeslaPenny payback Cheerleader deepfakesHomecoming hackerHai...
2021-03-1938 minTalk Stupid 2 Me012 - Boredom If Ya Got 'Em Let's face it, everybody gets bored sometimes, it's just part of life. Some people get bored faster than others, and there's all sorts of ways to deal with it. Today's episode is all about (you guessed it) boredom! Why does it happen? What do the guys at TS2M do when they need to stimulate their dopamine receptors? Besides subscribing to this podcast, is there any way we can better rid ourselves of this physiological and psychological burden? It's no secret that Peter, Joe and Justin are all big fans of games. Videogames and "bored" games are some of the c...
2021-03-1749 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me011 - LalapaNEWSa How would you like to own a unique piece of history? Perhaps a TS2M NFT is in the near future, and you could make that dream a reality! If you actually know what that means, you might be too smart for this episode of LalapaNEWSa. Don't be worried, there's plenty of action this week, including laser weapons, turkey rage and we may or may not have sneaked a random wiener story in again... ok we did but it's not what you think!LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESNFT FTWDeep Sea Ultima...
2021-03-1257 minTalk Stupid 2 Me010 - Tech Stupid 2 Me : Research and Dumbvelopment Few things can upset one's mental equilibrium more than trying to understand complex science. The guys at TS2M don't claim to be experts, and although these stupid studies are interesting, they're pretty sure that money can be better spent on R & D... glow in the dark cats are pretty cool, though! Seriously, who gives the greenlight for some of these research studies? Why would you even dream of spending thousands and thousands of dollars for a pool full of syrup, or training a bird to interact with art? If you happen to doubt the merit of such research...
2021-03-1048 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me009 - LalapaNEWSaCats dominated the animal kingdom in news this week, with honorable mentions going to caterpillars, a cock and a goat. Samsung has some explaining to do and oh, don't mind the mannequin head, it comes with the TV. PS(A) Don't don't dance and drive!LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIESCarpool FakerLost at SeaCat Attack!Cat Train Takeover!Blue GoatCock FightCreepy HouseOperation Traffic CourtWhere the Sidewalk EndsCheeto Bandito
2021-03-0545 minTalk Stupid 2 Me008 - Flopbuster Videos : Wow! What's the Difference? Every now and then, a movie goes above and beyond expectations, leaving us wanting more. Attempts to recreate the magic often lead to problems and ultimately, extremely poor sequels. In a fan-induced stupor, the guys talk about a few movies from years back that missed the mark.In case you're worried about spoilers, we are going to ruin already ruined movies such as : Speed 2, The Neverending Story 2, and Return to Oz. Trust us, we really didn't want to put ourselves through watching these, (especially Speed 2) yet we didn't want to disappoint the TS2...
2021-03-031h 16
Talk Stupid 2 Me007 - LalapaNEWSa This week's news was delightfully dumb. Don't call off work, today, listen to LalapaNEWSa on the way there! There's a few useless world records to speak of, all of which irritate Joe. Animal news stories are ever-present lately on the show, and gross food makes a cameo... make sure to listen to the very end!Fake kidnappingDog food criticThey’re Grrrrreat! Cocaine crochetingBuried arcadeTshirt world recordCat trick record...
2021-02-2642 minTalk Stupid 2 Me006 - Gullible's Travels Part Two : We're Not Afraid To Go There The tale of three traveling twits couldn't possibly be contained in one episode! Part two is mainly centered on our most - and sometimes least - desired destinations... places where we want to go, and places we wouldn't be caught stupid at. While Australia looks absolutely BEAUTIFUL, we're not into places that have insects that eat people whole, and refuse to extra-pronounce AC/DC. How about a trip to the Gum Wall in Seattle, Washington? Come on, doesn't that look like fun? America is full of roadside attractions, there's lots of places to choose from. Perhaps you would pre...
2021-02-2434 min
Talk Stupid 2 Me005 - LalapaNEWSa Welcome back to the latest and greatest news program, LalapaNEWSa! This week's news had an unplanned animal theme going on, which is quite a step up from our usual trend of butts and wieners, then again... there might be a butt and wiener or two...Wind BirthSeparated at BirthAnimal CrossingDog MillionaireCroc ShockerHandgun HancockMonolith!Valentine's Day Ring of HorrorGranny Theft LarcenyTwitch Yourself to SleepRose BearCookie Monster Rock...
2021-02-1949 minTalk Stupid 2 Me004 - Gullible's Travels Part One : Yeah, We Went There The tale of three traveling twits couldn't possibly be contained in one episode! We proudly present part one of TS2M's Gullible's Travels series, in which you'll hear mostly about well-chartered lands not so afar at all. Fear not, however, for one does not need to venture far in order to have adventure! It's no secret that the crew hasn't travelled far from their homes in Michigan, at least not too far. In this episode, Joe tells us how his family went on vacation without him, and you'll also hear terrifying tales such as, "The Thieving Roller Coaster" and "The...
2021-02-1758 minTalk Stupid 2 Me002 - The Dones and Didn'tsIn the first full-length episode of Talk Stupid 2 Me, we get a better background picture of what's in the minds of the creators. This episode is all about what sets the TS2M crew apart from other morons. Join them as they discuss some things they have done that you probably haven't, and things they haven't done that you probably have!Support the show
2021-02-121h 01
Talk Stupid 2 Me003 - LalapaNEWSaThis is our first episode of our news program, LalapaNEWSa! We find the stupidest news of all the world and bring it to you every Friday. Sometimes we get things wrong, and that's why we include links to all of our stories. Note: no politics or religion on TS2M!Ambulance Jack in the Boxhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/texas-ambulance-thief-caught-712309 Jerry Was a Cake Car Driverhttps://www.clarkcountytoday.com/business/michael-andretti-a-car-made-of-cake-and-a-grand-opening-at-ilani/ Dukes of Southwest...
2021-02-1243 minTalk Stupid 2 Me001 - The Start of Something StupidWelcome to the first episode of Talk Stupid 2 Me! Here is where you will find out what the show is all about, including a little background on Joe, Peter, and Justin. Have a listen as the trio introduce the start of something stupid.Support the show
2021-02-0632 min