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Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Stick Butt. Glass Shard. Centaur. Fun House.Fashion is a funny thing. And chimps are taking it to a whole new level! Let's talk about that, adding lead-based paint to school lunches for some reason and getting hundreds of kids sick, an AI band that is doing better than probably 99.9% of real people bands out there, Joe almost getting blasted by a rogue shard of glass at the dump, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon...
2025-07-231h 29Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Snort. Sketch Artist. Gerty. Male Escort.When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENED. Let's talk about that, snorting liquid poop off your mom's finest china, the worst blowup doll for your dog, your grandma giving her entire estate to a male escort, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you...
2025-06-251h 35Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Counterfeit. Costco. Floppy. Gaping Goose.Did you know that there's a bunch of people out there showing up to airports thinking their Costco card is an acceptable form of ID? That's silly. Let's talk about that, taking a trip to the Gaping Goose, finding a briefcase full of cash with a severed finger inside it, Bryan having no clue how the show works 157 episodes in, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is...
2025-06-181h 29Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Fake Job. Golden Ticket. Suffered Walrus. The Letter B.Half marathon? Hard. Full marathon? Very Hard. Ultra Marathon? Insanely hard. Ultra marathon while breastfeeding a baby and still managing to win your division? WHAT IN THE F**K?!?! Let's talk about that, IOU a rimjob Willy Wonks candy bars, accidentally spilling 70,000 lbs of bees on the highway, Joe smashing his head into the ceiling in an airplane bathroom, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE...
2025-06-111h 35Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Terminated. Water Fountain. Next. Hairy Shoes.If you had magic semen that could cure any disease in the world... would you walk around children's hospitals and be a hero, or would you avoid them because... you know... that could get very awkward? Let's talk about that, Bryan getting flipped off everywhere he goes, what some evil piece of shit did in an Orlando airport, why can't anyone figure out to effectively talk about their plans 'next weekend', and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the...
2025-04-021h 23Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Seat Settings. Rope Swing. Toes. Shingles.If you had to take a blind guess, how much do you think someone could sell a couple severed, dog-vomit covered human toes for on the black market? Never thought that would be a question we would ask ahead of today's episode. Let's talk about that, what Joe is really thinking about when riding in the car, probably the most messed up use for AI thus far, what's ok to adjust when borrowing someone's vehicle, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the...
2025-03-261h 23Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Meatus Hole. Giant Cube. Cotton. Emergency Donuts.Bryan pissed the bed. Let's talk about that, trying to reason with criminals over splitting lottery winnings because they stole your credit card to buy said winning lottery ticket, an insane giant mega-cube that houses over 400,000 people, how Bryan actually pissed the bed, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to...
2025-03-121h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Timeshare. Jump Rope. Neighborly. Claire's.Well everyone... Bryan's vacation to Mexico ended in a way that we've all feared could happen to us. Let's talk about that, someone's dong getting stuck to the sidewalk during a bar fight, Joe getting yelled at by his neighbor, saving some lives because you happen to be a professional jump roper, living in the middle of a freeway because you got a little too stubborn, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS...
2025-02-121h 34Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Free Coffee. Robbery. Optometrist. Fart Walk.You know when you're out in public and you can easily tell someone is going to be a problem? Well, Joe had an experience in a Verizon store he would like to share with you. Let's talk about that, having to chew your food for five minutes every single bite, why the heck are 'Lords a Leaping' so dang expensive, a thrilling dining experience so long as your disgruntled ex isn't the crane operator, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra...
2024-12-251h 35Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Papa. Bingo. Cousins. Dr. Pecker.Remember that time you accidentally ordered over $600 in f*cking pizza? No? Just Joe? Let's talk about that, tasing an old lady because she wouldn't put down a steak knife, modifying your microwave for sexual reasons, the best son in the world, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us...
2024-11-271h 26Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Stump. Wheelchair. Guilt. Type of Cheese.If there's ever a perfect time to unintentionally blast the podcast out of your car door for a random polygamist woman to hear... it's when Bryan is screaming about having to finger little kid buttholes. Let's talk about that, accidentally killing your fiancé's brother, getting trapped in your basement because you're old, what crazy shit would you do for $10,000, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is L...
2024-11-131h 26Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Golf Cart. Bubble. Insurance. Tiny Bed.If every time you climaxed someone relate to you magically appeared in your room, would you still masturbate? Let's talk about that, robot cars losing their goddamn minds, Joe getting a comb flapped against his forehead while getting a haircut, a badass little kid saving his family during a tornado storm, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support...
2024-08-211h 15Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Cherry Pie. Disney. Russia. Dick Bangs.We all gotta go someday... but if you were able to choose how you die I highly doubt it would involve chickens pecking food out of your mouth. Let's talk about that, going a little crazy over a bird trying to eat your daughter's French fries, getting a used diaper off Amazon, Bryan again bragging about how good he would be at sucking dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more...
2024-07-311h 20Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Angry Gamer. Concussion. Donkey Elk. Prism.Bryan wants to give Joe a rimjob. Joe definitely didn't write this episode description. Bryan can't read. Let's talk about that, splashing piss all over your girlfriend, getting so mad during online gaming that you pack a hammer and actually do something about it, Joe completely screwing up a jump off a bridge, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you...
2024-07-171h 18Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | I'll. Miss. You. Grace.Joe's family was hit with some heartbreaking news this week...*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/HH8dYLYwSgcSend in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com...
2024-05-221h 37Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Ladder. Toes. Free Chicken. Nips.What did the guy who got his dong chopped off by his wife get for his birthday?! He was given an appointment to get all his toes chopped off too! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! Let's talk about that, blowing your load in a birdhouse per your partner's request, passing out while washing your pants in the sink, Joe going on a HOT AIR BALLOON RIDE, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon...
2024-04-241h 32Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Loop. Pom Pom. Yes. Wrong Address.Bryan pooped in his bed. I know you are all extremely shocked to hear this news. Let's talk about that, almost breaking into the wrong house, grinding up and smoking human bones in order to get high, bringing a hat pom pom to the vet because you thought it was a dying animal, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you...
2024-04-171h 30Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Tennis Balls. Cowboy. Childbirth. Garden Hose.Imagine two rival gangs facing off in an alley. The hatred they have for each other has been stewing for a little over 35 years and FINALLY... it's time to settle the score. Now, imagine that all the gang members are riding unicycles. Let's talk about that, whether or not flipping a coin is truly 50/50 odds, getting terrorized by random cows for over two years, what the heck is wrong with Bryan's left eye, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content...
2024-04-101h 32Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Flood. Vineyard. Twins. Will Joe Ever Learn His Lesson About TSA.Have you ever been so drunk that your friends ditch you at home so you decide to sit in the shower and end up flooding the entire house where 18 people are also staying? Let's talk about that, eating all your clothes, banging your husband's twin brother on the side for years, how many escalators are in the entire state of Wyoming, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page...
2024-02-281h 24Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Sawdust. Kitchen Knife. Cat Tail. Fallacy.Did you know that we used to have mouse traps that were loaded with gunpowder and would literally blast mice in the face? Let's talk about that, sneaking crazy ass things into people's food just for funzzies, opening a shocker of a gift while on a Tinder date, Joe catching some dude beating off in the casino bathroom, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This...
2024-01-311h 27Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Mailman. Fiancé. Chess. Safety Meeting.If you were going on a swimming with sharks expedition and the guy giving you the safety briefing was missing a fair amount of limbs... would that change anything for you? Let's talk about that, Bryan flopping his dong around in his living room window, helping so many people track down their stolen bikes, getting stripped of your medals for pooping in a bathtub, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more...
2024-01-241h 25Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Spray Tan. Ratchet Strap. Drywall. I'mBleedingOut.Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen won't track the car because you haven't signed up for their tracking service. Let's talk about that, pounding Hulk Hogan's spray tanned vajay, your husband refusing to park his big-ass truck outside the garage, not getting mad in traffic because of some concerning bumperstickers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode...
2023-12-131h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Rockets. The Drip. Mowing the Lawn. Not a Bomb.Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an out of control motorized suitcase? Let's talk about that, coworkers that are WAY to sensitive, thinking your vageener made your husband gag when it was actually just the drugs you guys consumed, slamming your entire hand in a door on a weekly basis, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of...
2023-12-061h 32Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Power Rangers. Oven Clock. Throat. Cargo Plane.Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how out of your Goddamn mind you have to be to actually need the am/pm setting on your oven, having to poop during an active shooter situation, being really bad at killing people, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page...
2023-11-291h 32Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Truth. Truck. Sugar. Useless Baby.Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but then thanking yourself in the local newspaper afterwards, the world's worst detective, pouring sugar on your butthole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way...
2023-11-221h 22Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Toast. Airbag. Windshield Wipers. Sock Puppet.Can you imagine trying to order some juice in a foreign country and then the next second you're surrounded by police because your translation app said you wanted a grenade instead? Let's talk about that, the worst school janitor in the history of school janitors, your husband talking to you while using his cum-sock as a sock puppet, why do windshield wipers still suck so much, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS...
2023-11-151h 31Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | War Crime. Horse Farm. Wingman. Laser Tag.Everybody loves getting those random spam tests around election time, but what if they started sending you pictures of your kids and threatening to end their life if you didn't vote for them? Let's talk about that, losing a good friend because you made them orgasm, caving in a gas station sign with a bag of water, basically cutting yourself in half with a chainsaw, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons...
2023-11-081h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Hairy Arm. Liftgate. Twilight. Orange chicken.What would the world look like today if we could go out for dinner and then just pay with a beaver pelt when the check came? Let's talk about that, sleeping with a different stranger every single day, how amazing it is that we aren't all off the charts with anxiety all the time, getting pissed about your air-conditioned seats being a little bit too noisy, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS...
2023-11-011h 30Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Detachable. Chihuahua. Maglite. Blood Vessels.Picture the scariest, top-tier haunted house... now imagine forcing an already scared Chihuahua to go through it with you! haha... man, what a terrible idea. Let's talk about that, accidentally shooting your grandson with a blank to start a wedding, how weird it would be to be saved by a doctor who's dressed up for Halloween, one of the craziest deep sea fish ever, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more...
2023-10-251h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Turnip. Hotwire. Priapism. Excitebike.Pro Tip: If you find yourself attending an 'end of life party' for a friend, do not ask to take a sip of their life ending cocktail just to see what it tastes like. Let's talk about that, some super neat facts about Halloween, a telltale sign you're from a small town, a McDonald's bathroom story from literal hell, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE...
2023-10-181h 24Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Beans. Lonely. Game Show. Businessman.Does the thought of watching someone rub cake in their armpits turn you on? How about the thought of standing naked in the kitchen and pouring beans all over your body? Or how about simply seeing a shoe under some boobs? If yes, you are going to LOVE this episode! Let's talk about that, dragging a dead body around Target, a new shock video we didn't have the balls to watch, how lame it would be to get denied a date based solely off the look of your dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!
2023-10-111h 15Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Puppets. China. Breakfast. Sand Castle.Do you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were no employees in the building? Let's talk about that, what movie you wish you could watch again for the first time, an old lady using a knife to break into your bathroom stall, how poorly Joe would do in today's China, and more on this episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each...
2023-10-041h 28Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Steve Urkel. Please. Sauna. Bus Driver.Exploring the wild west with Lewis and Clark would have been pretty sweet... IF you had an off-road, motorized Lazy-E-Boy recliner! Let's talk about that, fast food restaurants with hot tubs inside, making the 911 dispatcher use their manners during an emergency, 40 people working together to lift a bus off a kid, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support...
2023-09-271h 22Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Pancreas. Grasshoppers. Egg. Electrical Wire.If you were turned into an egg for one year, who would you trust to keep you safe in order to win a million dollars? Let's talk about that, getting a bunch of electrical wire stuck in your pee hole, the best ways to spend money, accidentally turning off your friend's pancreas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can...
2023-09-201h 20Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Life Preserver. DVD. Lawn Mower. 9:30pm.Remember that one time you were taking a dump and your girlfriend's younger brother came into the bathroom, didn't know you were in there, and started jerking off in the shower while saying his own sister's name? It's a tale as old as time. Let's talk about that, waking up to watch I Love Lucy, sniffing your own ear wax, being addicted to stealing life preservers from airplanes, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each...
2023-09-131h 22Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Anal. Fat Folds. Back Hair. Johnny Cash.Maybe we're just uninformed about the topic... but it seems like metal detectors should be able to detect an entire gun being hidden inside some fat rolls, yeah? Let's talk about that, Uncle Zaq being super hairy, accidentally having anal sex for four years, your cat having the face of Tommy Lee Jones, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you...
2023-09-061h 20Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Sandpaper. Peaches. Porch. Roofing Tarp.Have you ever been driving by someone's house, thought they had a nice porch, and then decided to just take their entire porch home with you? Let's talk about that, getting butt-blasted by the nicest man with an advent calendar, how many people do you actually care about in your life, getting COVID for the third Goddamn time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This...
2023-08-301h 16Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Wheat Field. Campground. Donuts. Kitchen Sink.How funny is the world going to look when everyone is aloud to own and operate their own jetpacks? Let's talk about that, leaving your family because they don't know how to use a trashcan, promotional events that completely backfired, tugging on your dong while running a marathon, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It...
2023-08-231h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Sacramento. Camping. Free Throw. Chicken Blood.Joe might have accidentally ruined some poor stranger's life in an airport on his way back from vacation. The world may never know. Let's talk about that, shoving chicken blood in your vagina to pretend you're still a virgin, some of the most ridiculous stadium names out there, screaming at cyclists for doing stupid cyclists things, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the...
2023-08-161h 20Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Carseat. Ice Hole. Gummy. Birdhouse.Have you ever wished you had a birdhouse made out of soap that you could smash your penis inside of while taking a shower? YOU HAVE?! Us too. Let's talk about that, having to get permission from your parents every time you wanted to orgasm, accidentally launching a baby out of a moving vehicle, getting way too high and attempting to complete an escape room with your family, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each...
2023-08-091h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Spaceship. Barbie. Sheets. Pickleball.How would you react if you came home from work to find your dog chewing on the leg of a vintage Barbie doll? Let's talk about that, how good you'd be at bowling if you did it everyday for a year straight, a 10ft tall metal spaceship that's for sale online, threatening to go on a hunger strike over a situation that definitely doesn't require a hunger strike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each...
2023-08-021h 16Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Piranhas. Decapitation. Recliner. Anal Warrant.If you filled an entire swimming pool with used condoms, would you sink to the bottom or just kinda sit on top? Let's talk about that, having to get a search warrant to do a cavity search, doctors being able to reattach a kid's head, baboons stealing chips from a gas station, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can...
2023-07-261h 14Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Finger Guns. Revenge. Pork. Rest Area.How annoying is it when people stop to chat in the middle of a busy walkway, clogging everything up for everyone? Bryan get's super fired up. Let's talk about that, no one caring that you're trying to rob them, having to live full time inside a strip club, getting offered a blowjob while taking a massive dump at a rest area, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page...
2023-07-191h 20Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Kirby. WaveRunner. Teddy Bear. Plastic Chair.What would you do if you were robbed at gunpoint... but then the robber made you friend request him on Facebook because you were too pretty to rob? Yep... that happened. Let's talk about that, celebrate a whole month of Uncle Zaq sleeping on the couch in the CYD basement, tossing a 3 year old in jail for peeing his pants, medicine that can help you grow teeth, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode...
2023-07-121h 20Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Janitor. String Cheese. Umpire. Star Wipe.Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Let's talk about that, a drunk magician who just pisses all over a stranger, Bryan not being sure what cheddar cheese looks, Lance Armstrong hanging a pair of balls off his bike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the...
2023-07-051h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Tetris. Door Handle. Fake Priest. Sh*t Factory.Have you ever been put in charge of bringing something on a trip and then completely f**king it up beyond comprehension? Joe did. Let's talk about that, admitting your sins to a fake priest at your job, never being able to poop in a toilet ever again, getting hammered then ransacking an entire gas station, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the...
2023-06-281h 23Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | What a. F***ing. Year. It's Been.Wooooooooooooah Nelly! That was easily the most insane lap around the sun of our lives, but we are so grateful to have made the journey with all of you. We appreciate your support more than you will ever know. To celebrate, let's read some insane confessions! And probably talk about dongs. Love you all!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the...
2023-06-211h 49Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. UFO. Rock Baby. Cocaine Hotdog.What would your reaction be if you took a bite out of a hotdog and found a gram of cocaine just chillin' in the bun? Let's talk about that, never having enough spoons in the Goddamn house, jumping out of a boat going 70 mph, some pretty sweet info about humans possessing alien aircraft, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you...
2023-06-141h 18Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Infection. Home Depot. Sinking. Baby Seal.There's dumb... and then there's following your GPS into the ocean dumb. Let's talk about that, how awkward yard sales can be, people smashing their thumbs into your eyes because they love you, bashing a bunch of baby seals in a dance club, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to...
2023-06-071h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Hot Air Balloon. Dog Ears. Centipede. David Neal.Have you ever thought about how goofy hot air balloons are... and can you imagine if we used them as a main form of transportation? Let's talk about that, waking up in a hotel to a stranger sucking your toes, Bryan having the hardest time reading of all time, walking in on your husband being breastfeed by his own mother, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is...
2023-05-311h 13Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Dreamboys. Tips. DUI. Blindfold.How many times can your partner set the microwave on fire before you just end up leaving? Let's talk about that, switching seats with your dog after getting pulled over, an old lady who wanted nothing more than to attend a striptease, how far will restaurants push the self-bussing situation, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the...
2023-05-241h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Iceberg. Wheelchair. Gerald. Shake Weight.If your dying partner requested to have sex with an ex one last time before they passed away, how would you handle that situation? Ask to watch? Cry? Both?! Let's talk about that, trying to explain weird objects in different languages, an HOA making a disabled couple tear down their wheelchair ramp, meeting your great great great great grandchildren, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE...
2023-05-171h 26Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Car Hood. Locker. Dimes. Headstone.Pre-ripped jeans isn't a new concept by any means, but how much would you be willing to spend on a pair if the rips were created by lions?! Let's talk about that, stealing roughly 5 tons worth of dimes from a semi-truck, some little ass-clown punching the hood of Joe's car inside out, crazy items that have been left behind in Ubers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page...
2023-05-101h 16Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Cannibal. Carpet. Milk Truck. Psychopath.Remember that time you had sex with an old friend, then your girlfriend, then your fiend's sister in the back of your girlfriend's car... all in about 20 hours? Let's talk about that, masturbating on an airplane between two strangers, your dad telling you to do some questionable stuff with your step-sister, throwing an alternator at another car wile going down the freeway, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon...
2023-05-031h 14Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | La Quinta. Gilbert. Sword. Jam Band.How much fun would it be if local businesses were allowed to rent out hotel rooms and turn that hotel into some neat little mall? Let's talk about that, why Joe isn't a fan of jam bands, playing Monopoly on the sidewalk in the middle of the night, a sad version of a CYD classic, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest...
2023-04-261h 13Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Disneyland. Lingerie. Clown. Fight Club.If you were a middle school student and your teacher was organizing a Fight Club in her classroom during school hours... would you be able to keep it a secret? Let's talk about that, pretending to choke so many times that when you're actually choking no one gives a hoot, men modeling lingerie in China because China is doing China things, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page...
2023-04-191h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Whoops. Natural Gas. Pasture. Tree Well.If you had to get a QR code tattooed above your genitals, what would it link people to when they scanned it? Let's talk about that, teaching a bird to be a total creep, being the talent scout for the St. Jude commercials, pulling a machete on a karaoke DJ for not letting you sing another song, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is...
2023-04-121h 15Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Urinal. Horses. Butter. Paper Cut.Who was the first person to look at a wild horse and be all like, "Imma climb on it." Let's talk about that, a plumber falling asleep in your crawlspace for three hours, setting up a drum-set on the side of the freeway to waste time, having to clean an entire semi-truck with your tongue, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest...
2023-04-051h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Deaf. Coyote. Mexico. Sick Burnouts.When going on a date with someone new, what would you consider a good gift idea? Flowers? Chocolate? A dead animal you just shot earlier that day? Big yikes. Let's talk about that, failing your driving test and showing disapproval by doing burnouts down the road, finding your dead husband in the closet 8 months later, using a dating app to find a lost pet, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more...
2023-03-291h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Superman. Escape Room. Hair. Evil Elmo.Have you ever dreamed of having antisemitic slurs yelled at you by some dude dressed up as Elmo? If yes, we have some great news! Let's talk about that, imagining if Superman had a crippling fear of heights, why are some movie theatre candies wrapped in the LOUDEST PLASTIC EVER INVENTED, completing your flying lesson with a dead instructor, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE...
2023-03-221h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. Nuclear Codes. Umbrella. Peeled Arm.Have you ever pondered how extremely important font choice is when getting a tattoo? Gang tattoos would look pretty goofy in Wingdings. Let's talk about that, getting all the skin on your arm completely peeled off, Rihanna being the official soundtrack in Hell, why do some people hide their toaster, and more on today's episode of Can You Dont?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the...
2023-03-151h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Timeout. Microwave. Garage Door. Proud Dads.Remember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press 99:99, then leave the party? Let's talk about that, proud and not so proud memories we have with our children, how many people growing up had sex with their friend's mom, plowing into a parked car and somehow getting a promotion because of it, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the...
2023-03-081h 18Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Montana. Camera. Mattress. Free Cocaine.What would you do if you were cleaning a hotel room and came across a bunch of cocaine? Take it? Call the police? Let's talk about that, flying to the wrong city by accident, the true fighting power of 10,000 rats, how much Joe is enjoying the dating app world, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show...
2023-03-011h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Toothpaste. Goggles. Sandbox. Just Rocks.What would your reaction be if you stumbled across a romantic novel that was using your face on the cover without you knowing? Let's talk about that, how hot your partner would have to be in order for you to ignore some super annoying thing they do, how gross is toothpaste spit in the sink, what happens if you make the song "Roxanna" only about rocks, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS...
2023-02-221h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Cheap Vodka. Oil. Naked. Ethernet.Remember that time your wife left town for a fun vacation and you randomly decided to buy a Tesla without talking to her about it? Bryan does. Let's talk about that, burning your legs off with hot oil, showing up naked to your court hearing, why does every dad have a giant bin of useless cables, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the...
2023-02-151h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Sheriff. Couch. Cowboy Boots. Dunk Hunt.What would you do if you hired professional movers who straight up quit after getting your couch wedged in the stairwell? Let's talk about that, a gun range that also serves alcohol, a bitter business owner who threatens costumers who leave one-star reviews, sitting on a cake while you gobble down a dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you...
2023-02-081h 19Can You Don't?[HONK EDITION PREVIEW] Can You Don't? | Topless. Tires. Blood. Rubik's Cube.*** FREE PATREON BONUS CONTENT PREVIEW***Give it a listen! And we hope you'll consider supporting the show on Patreon! http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch on...
2023-02-011h 59Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Hail Mary. Batteries. Chips. Dog Bowl.Is there any amount of money you would accept in exchange for having birds constantly try to land on you? Let's talk about that, Bryan's dad hiding batteries everywhere he possibly could, Joe's dad making the entire family sleep outside in the winter, hiding snacks from your partner, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It...
2023-01-251h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Juice Cleanse. Tampon. Fork. Unicycle.Can you ride a unicycle? If yes, would you consider riding it over 1,800 miles along the entire eastern seaboard?! Let's talk about that, fishing for things inside your vagina, tying tiny backpacks full of meth to pigeons attempting to smuggle drugs into prison, one of the weirdest cashier experiences of all time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can...
2023-01-181h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Toothpick. Controller. Shrooms. Ace Hardware.How mad do you get when playing video games online? Ever thrown you controller off a balcony into the street? haha... let's talk about that, why Joe hates banks so much, getting insanely pissed that an ambulance is parked in the bike lane, what happens when you slow down Alvin and the Chipmunks, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you...
2023-01-111h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Ragtag. Sleeping Bag. Bullying. Audible Orgasm.What if you found out the person that had been cyberbullying you and your friends for YEARS was actually your own mother?! Let's talk about that, only being able to orgasm after hearing bad news, printing your own face on a potato, why are sleeping bag storage bags so Goddamn small, and more on today's episode of Can You Dont?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support...
2023-01-041h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Tiki Torch. Lemonade. Alpaca. PornHub.Last episode of 2022, coming in HOT! Let's talk about that, having flaccid teeth that only get hard when you're hungry, getting cum on your aunt's hoodie, why do certain businesses feel it's necessary to send out year end emails, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com...
2022-12-281h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | NSA. Creepy Santa. Toilet. Pube Beard.Have you ever stopped and truly thought about how creepy the concept of Santa really is?! It's insane. Let's talk about that, getting pubes stuck to your face, a toilet that either hates or loves you pooping in it, pumping 69 babies out of your vagina, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the...
2022-12-211h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Oxygen. Waterboarding. Sad. Olive Garden.Can you imagine reaching a stage in your life where you're totally cool with unplugging someone's oxygen breathing machine because the noise was bugging you? Let's talk about that, everyone in the world being way happier than you, bringing your dead dog into an Olive Garden, the stupid shit we all did as kids, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way...
2022-12-141h 16Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Baby Punch. Dungeon Master. Trevor. Fingerless Gloves.What's the deal with fingerless gloves? Do you want your hands to be warm OR NOT?! Let's talk about that, a lady getting away with straight up punching a baby, selling your roommate's car without his permission, getting a nice spanking after each time you sneeze, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean...
2022-12-071h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Taxidermy. Plane Crash. Duck. Surprise.What would you do if your doctor informed you that you're going to die, but then hired a barbershop quartet to explain all the details? Let's talk about that, lopping off someone's appendage without their consent, a happy ending to a doggie pane crash, pranking your loved ones on Christmas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
2022-11-301h 21Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Ponytail. Microphone. Vacuum. Anal Beads.Did you think you could clinch your butthole hard enough around some anal beds to stop yourself from falling to your death? Let's talk about that, an underwater museum that we had no idea existed, a lady using bees as an attack animal, accidentally coating your own sunglasses in semen, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
2022-11-231h 14Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Compliment. Rodeo Clown. Pizza. Sucking Toes.When's the last time your girlfriend's mom invited you to suck whipped cream off her toes? Never? Right. Let's talk about that, having to flip a coin to make any decision, sticking your peen in a hot cup of coffee, being able to smell Parkinson's disease, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes...
2022-11-161h 16Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Baseball Bat. Speed Bump. Flick. Yard Sale.What would you do if you woke up one day, looked outside, and someone had set up an entire yard sale in your lawn selling none of your items? Let's talk about that, hitting 5th graders in the head with a baseball bat, headlights for your Crocs, being run over multiple times by the same car, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http...
2022-11-091h 11Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Tree Sap. Crosswalk. Emergency. Pee Bottle.How frustrating would it be to call 911 and have to navigate robotic menu options in order to get the help you need? haha let's talk about that, throwing your own son under the bus to save face, barking like a dog at other people's kids, pushing old people over, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
2022-11-021h 18Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Hocus Pocus. Velveeta. Fart. Giant Wheel.This is the only time of the year you get to potentially see Yoshi beating the crap out of a vampire. And there's something special about that opportunity. Let's talk about that, accidentally inviting all of Hell into your home, doing a half-ass job at taking out the trash, having sex in a Gravitron, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com...
2022-10-261h 25Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Beaver Balls. Smoking. Lottery. Pink Wig.Remember that one time you were showing your friend pictures of your car on your phone but he kept scrolling and then unknowingly called you super sexy because of a different picture he saw? Let's talk about that, revenge among siblings, everything you touch always being just a little sticky, where to buy dried out beaver balls, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us...
2022-10-191h 09Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Hostage. Monsters. Mariners. Jingleheimer Schmidt.Imagine a world full of food delivery robots... however, they always fall over and scream for "HELP!" all day long. Sounds so peaceful. Let's talk about that, the Mariners finally making it to the post season for the first time since dinosaurs were alive, yeeting your baby into the grill of a truck, singing John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt while masturbating, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the...
2022-10-121h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Switchblade. Train Tracks. Bra. Maserati.Remember that time you accidentally packed your super illegal switchblade into your backpack and attempted to go through airport security? Whoops. Let's talk about that, getting hit by a train while being detained in a cop car, leaving bags of poop on your ex's tombstone, getting trapped in a room with one person for 30 years, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon...
2022-10-051h 22Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Slut. Smoke Signals. Sam. Sixteen Years.Have you ever wondered if cavemen used smoke signals to make booty calls? Let's talk about that, some dirty secrets from listeners with our first confessions segment, Bryan's sad childhood with no chocolate calendars, trying to fall asleep while your house is on fire, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday...
2022-09-281h 14Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Peanut Butter. Dangle. Clipboard. Electric Spoon.Remember that time you were lost in the Colorado wilderness and a helicopter crew that was out looking for you almost didn't stop because they thought you were just saying hi? Let's talk about that, why a uniform makes you look so gosh dang important, maybe the grossest WYR we've had so far, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
2022-09-211h 25Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Wedding Dress. Signature. Crop Top. Semen Necklace.The real question here is can you return a wedding dress you accidentally buried your grandma in? Let's talk about that, sending your semen to a stranger to have it made into a necklace, how hard it would be to beat up a 100 pound bee, mistakenly getting a penis or two in your mouth, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com...
2022-09-141h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Toaster. Gunshots. Motorcycle. Neon Thong.There are so many useless options on appliances around your home! And the more you think about it, the crazier it gets! Let's talk about that, Bryan almost dying in a motorcycle accident, getting literally shot at while drunk the woods, a pillow fight that ended in a broken laptop, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
2022-09-071h 08Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Sandwich. Doctor. Cheesecake. Hakuna Matata.What would you do if you came back inside only to find a stranger pointing a gun at you and forcing you to make a sandwich? Let's talk about that, how boring flying has become for whatever reason, an Uber driver who can't stop saving people from fires, what the heck is a Double Dutch Rudder, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http...
2022-08-311h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Leaf Blower. Scrotum. Prescriptions. Pants Feet.Everybody remembers that one guy who brought his leaf blower to the movie theatre, right? No? Let's talk about that, squishing cheese out of your shoes, maybe the best Nickelback song of all time, the future of augmented reality glasses, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
2022-08-241h 12Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Trashcan. Carl. Fish Perfume. Finger Football.Have you ever had a neighbor trap your pet and then proceed to have it completely relocated to a different city? Let's talk about that, punching a hole through your grandpa's computer, a massive brawl at a funeral, having to jerk off before eating anything ever again, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***New...
2022-08-171h 17Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Lamborghini. Wedding Crashers. Roomba. Apology.Holy heck! We just had one of the most insane three weeks of our lives! Joe hit the self-destruction button and landed himself in the ER, and Bryan's dad unexpectedly passed away. It's been a lot to tackle so apologies for disappearing for the last three weeks. But we're back! Let's talk about all of this and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http...
2022-08-101h 31Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Litter Box. Computer Lab. Freezer. Minivan.Well, the bummer news from last week's show gets a lot heavier... but just like last week, it quickly becomes a shit show because laughing always helps during tough times! Let's talk about that, having litter boxes in schools, accidentally buying your old roller skates from decades ago, looking up porn in the computer lab, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon...
2022-07-131h 22Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Bathtub. Land Shark. Barking. Summer Girls.We touch on a heavy topic in today's episode... but of course end up turning it into an absolute shit show because laughter cures all. Let's talk about that, repeatedly ignoring your delivery driver's calls, some super sexy ashtrays, how many cats it would take to defeat a t-rex, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast ***
2022-07-061h 18Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Loofah. Thermostat. SeaWorld. Ceiling Fan.If you walked up to a trashcan to throw something away and it sexually moaned at you, would you be more inclined to dispose of waste correctly moving forward? Let's talk about that, how much Bryan loves dolphins, accidentally tossing your baby into a ceiling fan, a shower curtain that has pockets for all your electronic devices, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12...
2022-06-291h 07Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Jaywalking. Horses. Table. Cheese Sneeze.How long could you last in a relationship if your partner had a super bizarre kink you weren't into? Let's talk about that, not knowing that horses existed in other parts of the world, the messed up stuff fast food workers can do to your food, have French fries whenever you want, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST
2022-06-221h 19Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Pigeon. Red Button. Farmer. Creepy Garden Gnome.Do you remember how hard it used to be to look up porn? You had to be so damn sneaky! Let's talk about that, an Etsy store that spawns high quality nightmares, living life with a dong attached to your forearm, destroying Earth with the push of a button, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch...
2022-06-151h 16Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Grenade. Murder. Nightstand. TV Shirt.Can you imagine going into a courtroom to present evidence and accidentally blowing the entire place up? Let's talk about that, taking the high road by murdering your family, hanging dirty clothes on the TV, keeping a promise, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTWatch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/CAtSNfsDIBwS...
2022-06-081h 24Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Mummy. Fry Sauce. Slide. Stinky Penguin.Have you ever had the pleasure of accidentally swinging open a bathroom door while poop is pouring all over the floor? Let's talk about that, a giant waste of money finding out what a 3,000 year old mummy sounds like, using the emergency escape slide on a plane, fighting over Netflix, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?!*** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST...
2022-06-011h 18Can You Don't?Can You Don't? | Official TrailerCan You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.*** PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON WHATEVER PODCAST PLATFORM ALLOWS YOU TO! IT HELPS MORE THAN YOU KNOW ***New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PSTSend in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.comMerch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com
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