Shows
The RelationSH*T SHOW129 - Fan Q&A! - How to Live/Make Time for Your Partner & YourselfOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: We answer fan Questions! How do you balance personal time, but also time as a couple? How much time a day or week do you spend together vs apart? What type of things do you do for quality time together? What are some struggles you face with living with a significant other and how to overcome them? Favorite part of living together How do you guys balance time together during covid? As always, any Q&A or future topics message u...
2020-11-1123 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW128 - How We Traveled to HawaiiOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: We went to Hawaii! Steps to take during Covid to properly enter Hawaii Our experience in Maui during isolated times As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on Instagram!
2020-11-0418 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW129 - Red Flags in a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Supporting each others strenghts Joe's Laid Back personality vs Alexis Type A Planning for the superbowl Red Flags in a Relationship What are our red flags? Guys hwo sleep with only a mattress on a floor. It's a thing As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on Instagram!
2020-10-2717 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW128 - Emotionally vs Physically Cheating on your Significant OtherThrowback episode! This is one of the first episodes we recorded for this podcast that the fans liked and we thought we'd bring back. If you haven't been with us since the beginning this will be good to catch up on past topics. Let us know if you like this throwback style or have any topics you want us to discuss! Enjoy! In this episode... Is cheating ever acceptable? Why couples should be open to prevent cheating How do you address it? Exploring an Open Relationship Held back by social norms Emotion vs Pride Emotional Cheating...
2020-10-0127 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW127 - Joechella 2020 and Body Positivity!On this week's episode, It's Joe's birthday week! We celebrated it at Bubblin Ranch as JOECHELLA. We talk about how his birthday getaway with friends went! We had a psychic come in, we had energy vortex hot springs, and cowboy towns. We also get into body positivity, and why we need to spend more time thinking positively about ourselves and not negatively.
2020-09-2221 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW126 - What Would Your Partner's Ex Warn You About?On this week's episode, we get into a couple hard hitting questions: How do you describe me to other people? What would you be doing if we never met? What would your partner's ex warn you about dating them?
2020-09-0121 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW125 - Alexis Responds to the Feedback from Say Yes to The DressOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis finally gets a chance to give her feedback on her appearance on TLC Say Yes to the Dress. We also get to hear Joe's side of the reactions, and what he thought about everyones critiques.
2020-07-2931 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW124 - Our Wedding is Postponed!On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: It finally happened. Alexis is tired of being a bride. The wedding's been delayed. She's about to be shown naked on TLC Say Yes to the Dress. The young generation on Instagram loves it. The boomers are having a field day on facebook (who else uses it). What is happening people. It's 2020 baby!
2020-07-1722 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW123 - How to Stay SANE with your Partner in QuarantineOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: The craziness is starting to settle in! This week we talk about how to not lose our minds being around each other literally 24/7. We give tips and tricks (if you can call it that) on how to give each other space, still enjoy your hobbies, and stay in love (is that what its called?).
2020-04-0716 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW122 - Working From Home & How to Not Lose Your MindOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: This week....talking about working (or not) from home and tips and tricks for staying sane while we are quarantined! Whether it's pornhub subscriptions, work from home routines, or watching too much netflix we got you covered!
2020-03-3112 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW121 - Corona Virus is Ruining Our Wedding!On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: The Corona has got us!....in quarantine. This is gonna be more of a general outlook on our thoughts on the Corona Virus and how we feel about the news that's been on display constantly. We also get into how it's affecting our WEDDING.
2020-03-2318 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW120 - Fighting Making PlansOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Fighting in a relationship will always be there. It ain't going anywhere so how do you deal with it? What if you both have opposite plans or ideas on how something should go? We touch on all of this (and definitely pushed each others buttons on this episode). Check it out and let us know whose viewpoint you agree with more!
2019-12-2617 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW119 - Meeting The Parents for the HolidaysOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: It's that time of year.....time to meet your boyfriend/girlfriend's family and trying to get along for the holidays. How do you do it? Should you go all in and be nuts? Or just play it safe and be polite? We dive deep into how to be your AUTHENTIC SELF, and Alexis top tips for maximizing your interaction! From conversation topics, to how to dress, PDA rules, sexual ideas, and more!
2019-11-2717 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW118 - Instagram will End a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Instagram is RUINING relationships! Your mans liking other girls pics? Cheating. You posting pics with your ex? Cheating. You NEVER posting pics with your bf/gf? Cheating. You sliding into DM’s? Cheating. We go over it all. Let us know what your boyfriend or girlfriend does that pisses you off.
2019-11-2018 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW117 - Don't Have A Wedding, ElopeOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: It's got its ups and downs. Well right now its downs. Alexis talks all things wedding planning and its driving her to madness! Not Joe though, cause he doesn't do anything...lets jump in then shall we!
2019-11-0618 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW116 - Apple Picking Gone Wrong & Joe's Embarassing Moments with WomenOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: We went apple picking! Basic? or Lit AF. We think the latter. Also, for some reason Joe decides to spend the rest of the episode talking about times he almost pooped himself trying to impress a girl and the time he made everyone in a house party think Alexis got so drunk she pooped the bed. He's a keeper that's for sure. Enjoy.
2019-10-2313 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW115 - Traveling Tips For Couples So You Don't Break UpOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Traveling with your boyfriend/girlfriend is an interesting truth teller. You get to experience the full range of emotions being stuck 24/7 figuring your stuff out. So that's what we want to get into in this episode. How does the money work? Is pooping in front of them the ultimate test of love? What about family? Let's find out...
2019-10-0916 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW114 - Finally Living Together AloneOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: We finally live alone! Woo! For five years, while we've always lived together, we've always had a roomate. Now we discuss some of the new feels of living alone together and what it means for us and our relationship. See if you can relate to any of these common living situations. - Splitting chores, arguments, pooping, finances, and more!
2019-09-2518 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW113 - 7 Mistakes That Destroy Your Confidence & Self EsteemOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Very quick episode this week. We go over mistakes whether it be from yourself or your significant other that can ruin your self esteem. What's a mindset that negatively effective yours? Let us know!
2019-09-1809 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW112 - Find Out Your Sex Style QuizOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: This week we dive deep into the most credible of scientific relationship publications. This one is Cosmo. And we take their "What Sex Style Are You" quiz. All in the name of research. Come listen and play along and see which answers you agree with us on or disagree! I should also probably take this awkward moment to make a disclaimer to any family members listening to it. It's not TOO far out there....but it does get weird. Be warned. Alexis...
2019-09-1120 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW111 - How to Not F**k Up The First DateOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: We hit all the ups and downs of the initial stages of the dating game - not responding right away (and purposefully waiting days ugh), creating double meanings for texts (and hoping they’ll understand that), self sabotaging when things are going great (for once), being honest with each other (lets be real, you’re not…at first).
2019-09-0415 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW110 - Lesson's Learned From Each OtherOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: It's our 5 year anniversary! (Oh Boy). We talk about our favorite memories so far of each other, what lesson's we've learned, and what we look forward to.
2019-08-2815 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW109 - Questions That Could End a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: We go over dealbreaker questions that could "end" a relationship. What if someone was texting another person and creating an emotional connection? What if there is a dying connection between the two of you? What if they always talk about their ex? What if they finish a Netflix series you both watch WITHOUT you?! We answer all this and more! Enjoy
2019-08-1419 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW108 - The Best Way to Recover From A Break UpOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Breakups suck. That's why Alexis has a muthaf-n playbook on how to recover from breakups. From random hookups to forget about your ex, to making a "Distraction List" (even if that means cleaning your house) we got it all.
2019-08-0718 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW107 - Fighting is the BEST Thing for a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Fighting is GREAT in a relationship!.....sort of. It depends. Is it healthy and resulting in bettering each other? Or is it just on personal insult after another hoping you win no matter what? We get into what "good" fighting looks like and how its actually the BEST thing for a relationship and how to work on adding positivity to each others lives because of it. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!...
2019-07-3117 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW106 - Green Flags in a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: BIGGG SHOUTOUT to all our friends and fans who helped us out with this weeks episode! We got a ton of feedback from you guys on GREEN flags in a relationship and what the top positive (sometimes pervy - you dirty dirty minds) attributes and behaviors you look for in a potential man/woman. Made it super fun for us to see what everyone else's thoughts were on this topic. It doesn't always have to be about the red flags! If...
2019-07-2426 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW105 - The Importance of Hanging with Each Others FriendsOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: We review our weekend celebrating a friends birthday in San Francisco and get into the importance of getting OUT of the house for once and spending time with each others friends. Because believe it or not, that can be a big issue for some people. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-07-1716 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW104 - All About Birth ControlOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: This episode gets heavy.....flow. Ok bad jokes aside, Alexis goes ALL IN on periods, and the pro's and con's of being on birth control. Joe follows it up with some science to back up the rowdy side effect behavior (yes, it's a thing). As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-07-1020 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW103 - Moments We Got Too DrunkOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: "This one time in college.....at that party....with those people...." Yeah, that's right. From puking in Snoop Dogg's closet, to Joe trying to pick up girls like a loser, we're revisiting old, but hilarious drunk tales of the younger days where Twitter wasn't a thing, and you could do dumb adolescent stuff and get away with it. Although, I guess this podcast just ruined that. Enjoy. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The...
2019-07-0314 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW102 - Biggest Pet Peeves in a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Bachelorette Recap! Luke P is a misogynistic A-Hole. Also, we get into each others Pet Peeves. Joe doesn't text back...or listen. Alexis doesn't finish her laundry.... and yell at Joe for all the things he does that isn't on her timeline. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-06-2620 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW101 - Assumptions about Our Relationship AnsweredOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Last week we asked for any assumptions you guys may have had on our relationship. We wrote them all down and decided to go over them with you! Not gonna lie, some questions were weirder than others......but I guess that says more about us than anything else. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-06-1915 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW100 - "Name That Weird Sex Act"On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis takes control of the episode! And of course....she wants to play "Try to Figure Out That Weird Sex Act!" Bless you all if you are able to make it through this episode without blushing or lowering your volume if you are at work lololol. Let us know what YOU thought each sex position stood for? As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-06-1216 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW099 - Bachelor(ette) Party Ground Rules / Open RelationshipsOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Prepping for our Bachelor/ette parties... can get very dicey with a lot of gray area. What's allowed and what isn't allowed? How do you even determine the ground rules? Open Relationships - are they a real thing? As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-06-0518 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW098 - Our Relationship Compatibility w/ Brandon TobiasOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Special Episode! We collaborated with our friend Brandon Tobias to give us an in depth astrology reading to see how compatible we are and what makes us unique. Main reason we did this was to open people up to the idea Astrology isn't as "woo-woo" as people think it to be and when you hear Brandon break it down it'll at least change your perception of how it all works As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB...
2019-05-291h 12
The RelationSH*T SHOW097 - Preset Expecations in a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Expectations we had set going into our relationships Alexis had a wild past Joe was worse than a hermit crab Finding the crazy you're willing to spend the rest of your life with. cause in the end we all have some crazy in us so get used to it As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-05-2213 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW096 - Let's Explore Astrology!On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis and Joe dabble a little bit into astrology North Nodes / South Nodes Ascending / Moon signs what the hell does this all mean? ....yes we know this type of stuff is a little out there for some people ..........but we also don't care. cause we enjoy it so suck it. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-05-1509 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW095 - Can Girls Dress TOO Sexy? / It's Alexis Birthday!On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: It's Alexis birthday! We celebrated! ...and joe was not a fan of her revealing outfit ...Alexis defends said outfit ....Joe rebuttals ........fantastic As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-05-0810 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW094 - Vulnerability & The Stories We Tell Ourselves to try & SucceedOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Brene Brown - Netflix - Call to Courage Courage is vulnerability - there is no difference Imposter Syndrome The stories our parents make us tell ourselves in order to succeed is not the stories that allow us to succeed Putting yourself out there Setting boundaries with courage - can't just whip it all out You fail at who you're suppose to be, you'll succeed at who you're meant to be As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB...
2019-05-0117 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW093 - Stuck in an airport for 29 hoursOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Surprise Mom Birthday / Bahamas and Cuba Cruise Recap! The Good and the Bad of the trip! Our expectations of Cuba We got stuck at Miami airport for 29 hours! As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-04-2415 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW092 - People shouldn’t be shamed for their STD’sOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis has a cold sore Let her educate you on it She talks close calls with getting STD's The shame that comes with them Joe's close call Ever tell a tinder date they gave you one? We found Alexis new job - Sexual Motivational Speaker! what do you think? As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-04-1717 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW091 - Is It Ok to Stay in a Relationship If They're The Only Person You've Been With?On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Saving your virginity is it ok to stay in a relationship if they're the only person you've been with What if you need to see other people to know that you are with the one? Is it worth saving your virginity till later Sexual things we do as kids Alexis wants a gay son As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-04-1012 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW090 - Does The Honeymoon Phase Exist?On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: unrealistic expectations because of the phase importance of communication throughout the relationship resentment if you don't resolve arguments how we never had a honeymoon phase the value of making sure you resolve arguments even if it's days later (otherwise that negativity stacks up into the next fight without you knowing) how you only tell your friends the bad moments in a relationship to vent it takes 7 positive comments just to overcome ONE negative. think about that find little "honeymoon" moments - little surprises t...
2019-04-0316 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW089 - Stop Being Afraid To Spend Your Money On Memories That'll LastOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: budget spending on vacation pre-packing certain items try different food spots different non expensive adventures more food would you rather spend money making memories or lie on your death bed knowing all you did was worry about saving money As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-03-2712 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW088 - Should You Date Someone More Focused on Their Career?On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Dating someone more focused on their career - is it possible? Dedicating a day to your partner How to tell them their hustle is or isn't worth continuing Opposites - safe and stable vs get after it. (alexis vs joe) As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-03-2013 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW087 - We Got Engaged! - Bachelor Show StyleOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: It finally happened! Your absolute mostest favoritest hosts got engaged! And what better what than to do it than like they do on The Bachelor How it all went down As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-03-1415 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW086 - How to Tell Your Significant Other to Lose WeightOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Bachelor Recap - Alexis is unhappy there was no penetration for the virgin Fan Question of the week - How do you tell your partner they need to lose weight? Def a hot and dicey topic and we definitely got into methods we agreed and didn't agree with As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-03-0617 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW085 - Embarrassing Stories - First kiss, first grind, first HJOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Oscar Review - Leave Bradley Coopers Wife Alone Embarrassing Sexual Conquests - Alexis first HJ Joe's awkward makeouts and being rejected on AIM Alexis discovers Kama Sutra Our first grind dancing and first kiss Joe tries to be a "bad boy" and he's just...bad. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-02-2716 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW084 - Hot Goss - Khloe Kardashian/Jordan Woods Scandal, PEN15 Show, & MarriageOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Chloe's baby daddy been done cheatin with Kylies friend Our thoughts on the Hulu Early 2000's childhood show "PEN15" Flashbacks to our memories both sexual and not in middle school Alexis debates - can she really stand joe for the rest of her life? Marriage material? As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-02-2010 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW083 - Valentine's Day Suggestions When You're SingleOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: There's a better day than valentines day to celebrate it Our expectations on Valentines Day Recommendations when you're single. Depends if you feel lazy of like a fabolous bish What gift's we're getting. They're not that exciting As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-02-1314 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW082 - Red Flags In a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Supporting each others strenghts Joe's Laid Back personality vs Alexis Type A Planning for the superbowl Red Flags in a Relationship What are our red flags? Guys hwo sleep with only a mattress on a floor. It's a thing As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-02-0617 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW081 - Bleeding Through Your Pants While You're At WorkOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Fan Love Dedication (now called a MOIST Mention) Thinx Pants Joe peed his pants in 1st grade Being a woman at work with your flow Alexis cried at work Ever pull a random head hair out of your b-hole? Current events - a woman with Alzheimers has a husband whose dating another woman. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-01-3016 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW080 - We Can't Be Responsible for our BF/GF's HappinessOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Fan Love Dedication of the Week Alexis tried to give me a dedication Friend claims to have had the most spectacular HJ Can't be responsible for your significant others happiness Joe hates making decisions Find out what a sleepy caterpillar is Joe impersonates Alexis As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-01-2315 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW079 - What Traits Can/Can't You Live with In A RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Do we have to Rebrand the show? Forcing Alexis to create content weekly Fighting over creative differences When we fight, alexis likes to talk it over immediately, while Joe likes to go quiet and have his time What traits can you live with in your significant other? Learning insight from bad previous relationships Submit your love dedications for us to read next show! As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2019-01-1618 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW078 - Relationship ResolutionsOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: New Year's Eve party expectations - aka we're losers Christmas Update! The results of both sides of the family partying for christmas day Fireball shot break Relationship Resolutions for each other and ourselves What we want to enhance from one another
2019-01-0214 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW077 - Does Watching Porn Help A Relationship?On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis WARNING - This episode is sexual as F Alexis has wet dreams about Robin Williams Joe's street magic is a natural seducer One time....Alexis had a better climax in her sleep than with Joe Robin Williams ghost had unfinished business. Her name was Alexis Joe is the girl in the relationship and Alexis is the guy Is watching Porn good or bad for a relationship? As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page! ...
2018-12-2614 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW076 - White Elephant Surprise, & Make Up Sex w/ Ex'sOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Our Family spending the holidays with each other Her family story where all the aunt's asked about a certain private part Joe's holiday story when someone brought a sexual toy as a white elephant gift Don't tell people to suck it Avoiding fights during family time Why do people break up before the holidays? Make Up intercourse As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-12-1912 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW075 - How to Come Up With Christmas Gift IdeasOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Christmas shopping!....for other people What are we getting each other this year? Gift Stacking - how Alexis combines peoples interests to come up with the best gift ideas ever Using their love language to cater their gift to something they'd really like (service, gifts, time, touch, affirmation) Joe can't remember any gifts he gets people As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-12-1210 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW074 - Getting Drunk As F At a Work Holiday PartyOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Holiday Work Party Recap Our Hangover pains Alexis slept with one shoe (yass queen) From flawless to no make up Alexis thew up on herself But wait! She's got hangover cures! RETOX How to increase endorphins post hangover. Ill give you a hint its Vitamin D....but not that vitamin Joe creates a bond with all the other significant others at the office party. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-12-0514 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW073 - Alexis High School Reunion RecapOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: THANK YOU HIGH SCHOOL FANS for reviving her faith in the podcast and what community Joe is trying to create!! High School Reunion Recap! Find out how it went thank you to everyone AT the reunion who brought up the podcast How did Joe feel being there? Alexis negative perspective about herself when she left high school vs now Any grudges still lingering? Alexis recalls a HS story when she mooned a bunch of guys ("fantastic" - Joe) Joe recalls a H...
2018-11-2813 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW072 - Couples Splitting up the Holidays and Alexis Drunkest Episode YetOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: THANK YOU FANS for reviving her faith in the podcast and what community Joe is trying to create!! Alexis is definitely drunk ...she also finally sings What we are thankful for How to split up the holidays when your families are in different states Alternating holidays Alexis overdresses and is proud of it We found a book she wrote as a child about kidnapping. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-11-2116 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW071 - Trying to Say Positive Things to Each Other Instead of NegativeOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis is telling people not to listen to our podcast (facepalm) Joe explains the sound issue How we try to amplify each others love instead of shut it down Everyone...go on the FB page or comment below shouting out love for Alexis to show her some good faith in this podcast How we promise to stay interested in each other by doing the small things We try a PDA smootch on camera. it was horrible Joe sometimes just gets pure joy out o...
2018-11-1418 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW070 - Having Close Work Friends of the Opposite SexOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Self Sabotaging when things get too good Alexis talks the mindset of a self saboteur including the pro's and con's Joe wishes he could "Act Now/Apologize Later" instead of always waiting for permission Being insightful about your behavior around others and how it effects them Is it ok to have work wives/husbands? When is it too far and flirtatious? Why is it looked down upon to spend time with the opposite sex. As always, any Q&A or future topics me...
2018-11-0716 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW069 - All We Do Is Fight When Communication is BrokenOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: How much of your relationship issues should you share with your friends and family? Alexis doesn't know how to keep confided secrets Do you know when to be appropriate? Don't JUST speak bad about your significant other to your friends. Skews their POV Can either of us go out of town without the other spiraling in paranoia We get into a fight. surprise How much is too much time to spend with your friends and not your better half Joe locked the car k...
2018-10-3115 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW068 - Should Your Girlfriend Have to Tone Down Her Sexy Going OutOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis has said PASS to wearing make up for our show Keep your sexiness ELEVATED Wasting a good outfit is the worst Previous boyfriends not liking her outfits going out Shout out to the moms keeping it sexy Sexiness is in the attitude Joe’s Philosophy lesson on getting people to like you As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-10-2415 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW067 - Does Your Boyfriend Love Your Dog More Than You?On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Venus is in Retrograde - aka women are now in a bad mood It will put relationships to the TEST! WHO WILL SURVIVE Dog Ownership - what does it take? Are dogs a blocking our love ? Why do our voices have to get so high when we talk to them No, once again, Joe is NOT into animals Joe gives all his love to .... the dog. not Alexis Although on vacation its an overload on Alexis she can't handle it As always, a...
2018-10-1718 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW066 - Looking Through Your Significant Others Phone / Should Men Have a Curfew?On this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Tracking your significant other through their phone GPS is it more convenient or just paranoia? Looking through each others phones - good or bad? If he doesn't let you see his phone....he might be naughty Alexis makes false accusations on the type of doggy pictures Joe takes Should men have a curfew for women can feel safer at night? Joe is a Femi-man Men don't know what it's like living as a girl As always, any Q&A or future topics m...
2018-10-1016 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW065 - Why We Haven't Broken Up YetOn this weeks episode: Gimme the Cliff Notes I Don't Got All Day: Alexis recaps her Vegas weekend (oh boy) She hates sweating in clubs vegas pools have jazz Chambonging Oh yeah, it was Joe's birthday too so lets talk about it Why we haven't broken up yet Alexis says Joe hasn't evolved Other couples are way more lovey dovey Alexis thinks she's still got some flirty month's left in her (oh boy) end with a song! As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-10-0319 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW064 - Should Alexis go to her 10 Year Reunion?On this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: Alexis loves puzzling Joe's early birthday gifts from Alexis Sneak Peak at Alexis' Golden Girls Vegas Extravaganza Joe's a Splenda Baby Should Alexis go to her 10 year reunion? Meeting her Eskimo Brothers Please pause and give us a shoutout! We close out with a song. Perfect harmony As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-09-2614 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW063 - Is it Better to Give a Guy Your Number so He'll Leave, or Reject Him to His Face?On this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: Is it true, giving a guy your number then ghosting, is easier than rejecting him out front Joe is the Friend Zone King Is it okay to have celebrity Hall Passes with your significant other? Who is on our list? We ran into Neville Longbottom at the grocery Alexis is mostly sick, so apologies for this episode As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-09-1911 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW062 - Disgusting Unforseen things in Hotel RoomsOn this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: Alexis got a raise! (and it's not from this podcast) Is it harder for women to get a raise? When to ask for a raise and how How you position yourself to make more money doing the same job Sex on vacation - is it always more than at home? Alexis once again talks about her heavy flow Norway nightlife - sex reindeers and trolls Cruise vs Going to one place for vacation As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on Th...
2018-09-1216 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW061 - Sex, Drugs, and Vacation in AmsterdamOn this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: Exploring Amsterdam Sex Museum, Red Light District Weed Cafe's, Mushrooms (and its experience) A Sad sad peep show Alexis wanted to get a Prostitute Our Review of being on the Cruise Ship Alexis sanitizes everything....cause everyone is crazed before us Getting fat and plump on the cruise The Shroom Sets Sail As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-09-0616 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW060 - Can You Still Be Friends with the Opposite Sex?On this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: DP of emotion Girls flirting with other guys Can you be too hands on can you actually be friends with opposite sex It's harder for girls than guys because.. Think outside the P. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-08-2914 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW059 - What Traits Drive Each Other Nuts in a RelationshipOn this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: Delayed Wedding recap traits you tolerated early on that drive you nuts later Joe apparently doesn't engage enough with Alexis Alexis apparently loves to exaggerate stuff Joe doesn't do. Why Isn't Joe more engaging? (Alexis words not his) Maybe it's cause Joe wants a conversation with substance As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-08-2215 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW058 - Being Overwhelmed with Stress & TearsOn this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: We tackle the more serious side of our relationship - How we differ on coping with stress and how it affects and is currently (even mid podcast) affecting each other to the edge. As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-08-1512 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW057 - Can You Dress Too Sexy for Other Peoples Weddings?On this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: We randomly talk holiday plans Alexis likes dressing scantily clad at other peoples weddings Alexis wishes she had someone do her hair and makeup everyday What would a bad proposal be The requirements for her ideal proposal We made bachelorette predictions! And we were right ... As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-08-0811 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW056 - How to Cope When Your Man is at a Bachelor Party & Kylie Jenner QuizOn this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes & Break This Shit Down: We take the Kylie Quiz Joe Recaps his bachelor party experience this past weekend Why do guys always want strippers? Is it better to get it all out of your system before a relationship? Do men and women hold too high of a standard towards sexual expectations of each other? Coping with your SO being at a bachelor party Guys being able to feel like they can open up to you As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Pa...
2018-08-0118 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW055 - Why Are Girls Expected to be Hairless on their Body?On this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes! (Or I'll Stab You): There are now Realistic Male Sex Dolls for Women A man Cheated on his girlfriend so she'd breakup with him Why do girls have to be hairless? Should hair be at least contained or let free? Bachelorette Recap As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-07-2512 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW054 - Is Kylie Jenner Self Made & Which Queer Eye Guy Are We?On this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes! (Or I'll Stab You): Joe loves fashion Which Queer Eye Guy are we? Alexis is actually a gay man Expectations of owning a house in LA Is kylie Self Made? Being Self Made vs Being Fortunate Alexis Continues to keep talking about Kylie As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-07-1812 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW053 - JC Chasez Almost Became Alexis' Hall Pass...On this weeks episode: Gimme Cliff Notes! (Or I'll Stab You): Bachelorette Recap Dog Strollers - Dumb AF? Celebrity Hall Pass! What if Joe walked in on Alexis banging The Rock JC Chasez wanted to bang Alexis Do Foot Jobs give Charlie Horses? Drinking Tip - Activated Charcoal for Hangover Prevention! Cleaning Tip - Everything has poop on it - wipe it As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-07-1116 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW052 - What Was It Like Having Your First Period?On this weeks episode: Break It Down Bruh: Relationship Exercise - Recalling your fond memories of one another What made Joe fall in love with Alexis All women want are endless apologies What was Alexis first period like? Shoving Tampons into holes Wedding Recap You date what you ask for - even when you don't want it So THATS who Dr Toboggan is! As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-07-0417 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW051 - PDA and Getting Drunk With WineOn this weeks episode: Break It Down Bruh: Relationship Experiment Follow Up - We open the gifts we ordered last week! Riding a Bird Scooter for the First Time Babysitting and what it showed us as future parents Wine is amazing PDA - is that chill or lame? Joe is a weird creature of the night and everyone needs to know this for some rason Joe also loves to periscope Alexis Who is Dr Toboggan? As always, any Q&A or future topics message us on The FB Page!
2018-06-2715 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW050 - How Often Should a Couple Have Sex?On this weeks episode: Break It Down Bruh: Relationship Experiment - Buying each other surprise gifts off Amazon How to influence someone rather than insult Unemployment and feelings of shame How Alexis dealt with her depression of not having a job How often should couples have sex?
2018-06-2015 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW049 - How Would You Describe Your Partner to a Stranger?On this episode of the S.S. - Joe and Alexis try out a couples therapy exercise! How would you describe your partner to a stranger? We also discuss the Ihop/IHOB dilemma, and finally how to learn to take a compliment. Joe is not so great at them. Finally we get into how the podcast has helped strengthen our relationship (if you can believe it) CHEAT SHEET: Relationship Exercise - How would you describe your Partner to a strange Ihop - Ihob? Fan Shoutouts Not handling Compliments well Learning to take compliments How the podcast...
2018-06-1316 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW048 - Learning To Be Your Authentic SelfStress is....stressful. We definitely hate it. So let's stress ourselves out more by talking about it! This week we get into different ways to cope with stress whether that's with your significant other, or a therapist. We also get into learning to find your authentic self instead of shaming and judging each other non stop. Whatever it is that you spend most of your day focusing on is gonna be how you see the world. Stop being negative! LOVE YO SELF! CHEAT SHEET: Couch Update Combatting stress and how we cope Alexis hates meditation Get...
2018-06-0617 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW047 - Bachelorette Recap and Pushing Your Girlfriends ButtonsThis week Joe does nothing but annoy Alexis to his pure delight. We also recap the newest season of the Bachelorette and give our predictions as to who we think will make it to the end. When it comes to your significant other, do you end up dating someone like your parents? We put that idea to the test. CHEAT SHEET: Joe pisses Alexis off right away Bachelorette Recap - who will win? Do we end up dating people like our parents? Alexis wants me to be her slave The key to happiness....is unhappiness? More J...
2018-05-3014 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW046 - I Went With My Girlfriend To the GynecologistPeriods. That's what's up. And so that's what we're talking about. Guys may not know this but there's many options for a girl - going on the pill or getting an IUD installed? Hormones or none? Why does it drive their emotions through the roof? We cover it all. Also, how do Alexis and Joe balance spending time with friends vs setting time for each other. CHEAT SHEET: The right way to do Botox Alexis on her period Using the Pill vs IUD How to Balance spending time with friends vs each other What is crossing t...
2018-05-2317 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW045 - Being Single vs In a Relationship - Why Can't We Be Happy w/ the Choice We Make?The age old dilemma - when we're single we wish we were in a relationship, when we're in a relationship we wish we were single again. Why can't we be happy? Joe gives his insight onto communicating your expectations and being open towards what you want so that your relationship doesn't end badly. Alexis gives her take on making CLEAR DEALBREAKERS up front so you're not left wanting to slap each other. Finally, we get into why we think it's ok if someone gets back with someone who cheated on them. Does it actually make them stronger? ...
2018-05-1617 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW044 - Do You Have The Type of Name She'd Want to Yell During Sex?Vegas baby yeah! Alexis is heading to Vegas for a bachelorette party and she has the low down on how women can optimize their time there. Meanwhile, Joe has the place to himself so he's got the guy protocol for optimizing free time. It's....pretty much just tv. Also, your name can say a lot more than you think. Alexis lets us in on how your name can deem you worthy of sex or not in a girls mind. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and...
2018-05-0915 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW043 - When Your Girlfriend Makes More AND Pays When You Go OutYou go out to eat with friends. Then the guy pays....or does he? What happens when its the GIRLFRIEND that pays? Should he be embarrassed? What about if she makes more than him in general? How can he contribute to the relationship. We cover all this because it is our lives and we aren't too proud to talk about it. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well! CHEAT S...
2018-05-0215 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW042 - Get Him To Cook For You By Training Him Like A DogWe kick the episode off thanks to a fan request - Joe and Alexis reaction to a live birth! It actually wasn't that bad....minus the ripping. Also, Alexis wants her fellow women to know optimizing your man's behavior is very similar to that of training a dog. Just a lot of positive reinforcement and treats (wow dude). We also get into Joe's decision paralysis and Alexis having night terrors that Joe was doin the deed mid-sleep. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives...
2018-04-2517 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW041 - All We Need is Wine and Pizza!First off, a million apologies for the amount of sniffling I do throughout this episode. The Allergy struggle was REAL and by the end of it you're gonna think you have the sniffles. We got a quick one today just checking in and touching on trying fancy wine (aka Costco Kirkland brand) and how we've never been to Coachella (does that make us basic or anti basic?) Also, Alexis tickles Joe's. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come...
2018-04-1813 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW040 - Slut Shaming & Women Losing Virginity vs MenWhen Bruce Banner gets angry, the hulk comes out. When Alexis gets angry, her alter ego "Carol" (think mid 60's retired, always complaining, loud, annoying, neighbor cat lady) comes out. And it happened at the theaters when the movie wasn't working. Also, we talk slut shaming and why its seen as so negative if a girl sleeps around but not for a guy. Lastly, fellas, the girl you think looks beautiful cause she's not wearing make up....well she is. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male...
2018-04-1119 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW039 - Relationship Talk | How Do You Make Men Listen for Once?It's official. Alexis has gone loopy everyone. From her nearly sexual love for ranch dressing, to using tinder for free food, to her ideal death being death from TOO much pleasure she hits all the feels. We also attempt a game of "Bad Dates" where we get to see how she reacts to typical guys behaviors on bad dates. We also get into a Fan Question of the week - How do you get your guy to listen to you? Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male...
2018-04-0423 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW038 - Relationship Talk | Picking Up On Your Significant Others HabitsYO FAM. THIS WEEK. Picking up each others habits. What have you picked up from your S.O.? Joe's gotten sassy as hell. We're also both couch shopping and looking for a new ROOMMATE. Who wants to join this luxurious incubator of a home?! Also, we talk male birth control and why alexis has the perfect face for crying face. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well! CHEAT SHEET:
2018-03-2823 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW037 - Relationship Talk | Emotionally vs Physically Cheating on your Significant OtherHitting a touchy subject this week. Cheating. We've had someone we know go through it recently and with their permission we've taken this episode to discuss what happened and why it happened to help other couples get perspective. Is it ever ok? Couples need to be less concerned about social norms to fit in and more open in their communication without fear. Is it worse to emotionally cheat or physically? How do we feel about trying and open relationship? This one gets juicy. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to h...
2018-03-2127 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW036 - Relationship Talk | Bro's Can't Dance In the Club & Sexual FantasiesWhy are guys so creepy when it comes to picking up girls at the club? It's time to hear the girls perspective in that situation. We also get into GIRL CODE when it comes to escaping creepy guys without them knowing. Also, white guys can't dance. I'm just gonna put that out there. And it just adds to the weirdness. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well! CHEAT SHEET:
2018-03-1420 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW035 - Relationship Talk | Getting Hit-On Through Social Media / Real or Fake Engagements Rings?This week we dive deep into animal noises and their use as a cure for couple arguments. Then Alexis gets into my cleaning her dirty skid marked underwear, and why she prefers fake diamond engagement rings over real diamonds. We also tap into why guys are so awkward hitting on girls at a bar and what it's like from a woman's perspective to get hit on through every platform known to man (LINKED IN INCLUDED!) Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives a...
2018-03-0720 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW034 - Relationship Talk | Piss off Your Girlfriend and She Gives You "The Look"We kick this episode off with a bang. By bang, I mean a stare. "The look" your girlfriend gives you when you piss her off. But it's ok cause we've got wine and we've got the dog! Alexis talks about how her eyebrow microblading went, and how we handle the fact that Joe never drinks and Alexis' middle name might as well be "Drinks-a-lot". We also get into breastfeeding in public and whether Joe would ever try good ol' boogie milk. Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both m...
2018-02-2818 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW033 - Relationship Talk | Stressed Over Special Occasions & ExpectationsThis week we cover how we celebrated Valentines Day and the oh so high expectations women have set for men over the years. It's ridiculous (apparently Alexis wants me to wear hearts over my private’s). On the flip side, we men are a lazy bunch and its hilarious. I always ask the age old question: Ladies, why do you feel the need to bring up arguments RIGHT as we're about to sleep? Let's try and change this. #StopTheMentalStewing Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and fem...
2018-02-2125 min
The RelationSH*T SHOW032 - Relationship Talk | Communication and Setting BoundariesOn this episode we get into examples of when my checking in skills when I'm away pisses her off and how Alexis needs to know the boundaries when we're out in public in terms of what is acceptable and what isn't. It's definitely tougher when you are opposite people but we figure that out. Also, when it is ok to first fart in front of your Significant Other when dating? Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on a...
2018-02-1426 min