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The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 29 Part 1 of 2 John from that one 'Stories' podcast
Joe is interrupted by Dr. John from this podcast. Presented by Catchall Audio Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2025-05-22
1h 03
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 28 Count Orlok, Akinator Has Failed
Smith is joined by Count Orlok this week. If you don’t know Bill Reel’s story about getting ex’d for calling JRH a liar, he probably covers it in this ep. Count Orlok and Smith struggle with the Akinator app and site. Presented by Catchall Audio Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2025-05-15
45 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 27 I was, like, to be cast off
The guys start with a surprise 4-minute watchalong to this Postal Service video. They reference info from this podcast episode about a song about an ex. Joe refers to this podcast episode from RFM. Presented by Catchall Audio Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2025-04-03
1h 15
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 26 A 'no win' Situation
Tech note: Smith has an audio issue for the last half of the episode. Smith reviews some recent purchases à la the Add to Cart p-cast with the widow howl app. Smith tells about his grandparents who had to clean movie theaters, but got some fringe benefits from it. Joe brings up this part of Modern Romance. Joe’s description does it zero justice. Smith refers to this animated gif from the band Pentagram. Smith talks about this YT video that may have been prophesied about in this chapter. Joe talks about an old poem, and Smith reminds him...
2025-03-25
1h 04
Shut Up I Love It
EP 299 - TOMB RAIDER (2001) with Justin Avery Smith
Writer and comedian Justin Avery Smith (McSweeney's, The Onion) is here to defend the strikingly pre-9/11 fever dream that is LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER (2001). Episode Links: Justin's IG Justin's TikTok Justin's Bluesky Justin's Threads Justin's X Joe's Patreon Mr. Owl's Website
2025-03-25
49 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 25 Intro to Ariff Em
Is it a solo Smith-o? Nope. Ariff Em shows up, and boy is he angry about JK (not Rowling). He talks about the smell of napalm in the morning. Ariff Em refers to the formation of Voltron. Ariff Em provides an accurate summary of the movie Conclave. Presented by Catchall Audio Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2025-03-13
1h 04
Shut Up I Love It
EP 286 - FOUR CHRISTMASES (2008) with Monika Smith
Actor, writer and improviser Monika Smith has a soft spot for FOUR CHRISTMASES (2008), a peak Vince Vaugh vehicle that might be hard to defend but iimpossible not to love. Episode Links: Monika's IG Monika's Bluesky Joe's Patreon Mr. Owl's Website
2024-12-24
49 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 24 A 'round' of Applause
The guys start out with tech talk. Smith is anti-pepto. Joe shares his B-52’s karaoke idea. Smith loves this karaoke video from Eric VanAusdal of John Cage’s 4'33" composition. Joe refers to this episode of MoNiteLive. JBTW Fkng rules. Smith wants to add zombies to the BOM. Joe gets excited about BSA cheers. It’s quite a scouting tangent. Joe tells his latest favorite Brazilian rollercoaster Presented by Catchall Audio Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a...
2024-12-12
1h 14
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 23, Jahndallyn Jahndallyn
Joe is not drunk, but his creepy guitar-playing suggests it. Smith refers to this Vic Berger video about Ted Cruz, and this Vic Berger video about Jon Voight. Smith also talks about this part of a Vsauce video featuring the voice of presidential assassin JWB. Definitely JWB. Then there’s this scene from Idiocracy (2006). There’s also this short of Tyson walking away from an interview with his buns, plus MJ doing the first Man on the MW. Joe refers to this guitar for JP. There was no easily available YT video of an LDS hymn on a Cha...
2024-11-22
1h 10
Mitten Marijuana
Roses Granny Smith Pre-Roll Review
In this episode of Mitten Marijuana, Joe and Chloe review Roses' Granny Smith pre-rolls. They discuss the strain's effects, flavor, and overall experience, while sharing personal anecdotes and comparing it to other strains they've tried.Timestamps:00:00 - 00:32: Introduction to the episode and Roses' Granny Smith pre-rolls.00:32 - 01:17: Identifying the strain type (Hybrid, Sativa-dominant) and THC content (35.8%).01:17 - 02:15: Packaging and presentation of the pre-rolls.02:15 - 03:10: Discussing the long filter tips and their benefits.03:10 - 04:01: Joe's productive experience with the pre-roll and caffeine.04:01 - 04:46: Chloe's observations on Joe's productivity and the pre-roll's effects.04:46 - 05:14: Comparing the effects of...
2024-07-19
14 min
The Logistics of Logistics
Scaling Your SMB Freight Brokerage with Sean Smith
Sean Smith and Joe Lynch discuss scaling your SMB freight brokerage. Sean is VP of Product at Denim, a trusted freight factoring partner on a mission to advance the supply chain by accelerating the movement of money and data. Summary: Scaling Your SMB Freight Brokerage In this insightful podcast series, Joe Lynch and Sean Smith delve into the dynamic world of small and medium-sized (SMB) freight brokerage businesses. They explore the strategies for scaling these operations, the challenges of managing cash flow and capital, and the transformative impact of technology in the industry. With a focus on...
2024-07-19
48 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 21, White Walkers G Dispensary
Joe tells an Alien$ story he heard on the Blank Check podcast. Smith wants more info about Cary Elwes. Smith comes up with the best name for a garment store. Smith refers to this episode of the Dollop podcast. Joe tells about how this Mr Magoo cartoon spoiled Moby Dick for him. Presented by Catchall Audio Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are a...
2024-05-24
41 min
The Dropship Unlocked Podcast
Accelerate Profits: Expert Dropshipping Strategy with Joe Hides (Episode 53)
👉 Ready to start your own online store? Start here: https://dropshipunlocked.com/online-event➡️ https://dropshipunlocked.com/affluentUse the link above for Joe to complete a full brand audit of your ecommerce business, usually offered at a premium, for free. 🗣 Hosts Lewis Smith and James Eardley are joined by special guest Joe Hides from Affluent Agency. Joe, an ex-professional skier turned entrepreneur, co-owns Affluent Agency with a mutual friend, Jordan, and has overseen over £100 million in e-commerce revenue. Lewis shares his personal experience working with Joe’s team an...
2024-03-11
57 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 20, Level 3 Lamanites!
Smith informs Joe about the church purchasing the Kirtland Temple from the Community of Christ. Joe refers back to this South Park episode and summarizes the beginnings of the BOM for anyone who doesn’t know. Smith mentions this part from the Tim and Eric movie. Joe points out this series of Behind the Bastards podcast episodes. The guys have both heard Teller’s voice. Here’s a link to an unvetted podcast ep with Teller as a guest. The guys discuss Neil Hamburger’s voice and his performance as Toby Determined on Gravity Falls. Smith provides his idea of some...
2024-03-07
51 min
Shut Up I Love It
EP 241 - TENET (2020) with Greg Smith
Director, writer, actor, musician, and songwriter Greg Smith is here to defend TENET (2020), a movie he sincerely loves! As in, Valentine's Day loves! If this doesn't scream "perfect topic for Shut Up I Love It," then I don't know what does! Episode Links: Greg's Website Greg's IG Greg's X Greg's TikTok Joe's Patreon Mr. Owl's Website
2024-02-13
58 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 19, Chekhov's Death by Fire
The guys talk about how they’re feeling about the church after being out for a while. Some of Joe’s kids don’t really remember even going. Joe plays a reverse-jeopardy style game to try to relay information to Smith about the director Henry Selick. Smith announces a new BOM-related Lego line. The guys look down on the f***ing idiots who said ‘page number’ instead of ‘hymn number. Joe brings T2: JD news from the corrections department. The guys are anti most forms of traffic and trafficking. Smith refers back to this song from The Offspring. He...
2024-02-12
48 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 18, Alma whispering to you at a stoplight
Joe refers to this piece of church art, and then this YT video from a news blooper compilation that he enjoyed. He then refers to this David Bazan song. Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2024-01-11
54 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 17 Hide your Almas
Smith reminds the listener about a bundle of sticks. Joe has a scary story from E Colfax Ave. Smith spoils the end of The Prestige (2006), and gets a C-Nol quiz from Joe. There is more back-and-forth between Abinadi and King Noah. The guys keep referring to this unattributed picture. The guys remember an old Pablo Francisco bit. Smith confesses to going to PF on V-day with Jared from Static Cycle. Joe recommends the 2014 documentary, Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau. Smith describes The Sopranos in case anyone didn’t know what it...
2023-12-07
50 min
Speaking From The Heart
Episode #63 - Being Discovered & Paving The Road For Others: An Interview With Joe Smith
Learning how to overcome some of the fears that we have in our lives, even if it is a lot of hard work, means not only accepting the different tasks that are associated with it, but willing to have an honest, fulfilling conversation alongside of it as well. To wrap up our month of November honoring Toastmasters, Past District 38 Director Joe Smith, a close friend for many years, shares his experiences going through the program that has helped him with his communication and leadership skills all because of someone recognizing his ability to help others. By paving the way...
2023-11-29
45 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 16 Tiger King Noah
The guys are back after another unplanned hiatus. Smith reminds Joe of some of his favorite mormonads, Joe isn’t convinced they’re real. Joe shares his thoughts on the authorship of the Bible after having listened to a lot of the Bible Brothers podcast. He plays a couple of BOM-related clips from it. Joe inaccurately refers to this unattributed picture of Tiger King Noah. Joe kills some fun by bringing up info that he heard from this 5-hour Jahndallyn episode. Smith wishes he had this meme about a former US pres on hand. The guys don’t know...
2023-11-07
44 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 14 & 15 It's 'true', When it Comes to How Much Money They Have
Joe talks about the P’s of the C attraction at Disneyparks. Smith discovers that Chapter 14 is an Isaiah chapter so the guys skip it. Joe talks about one of his favorite new podcasts, Bible Brothers, where two actual comedy writers read the KJV. Smith talks about a D ass B quote that he saw online in a job posting for the church. Smith talks about an exmo reddit post that contrasted the shirt colors of brethren in the priesthood session from the 1970s vs today. Joe goes on a minor rant about keeping things “the old way” for the sa...
2023-10-02
56 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 13 (Solo Joe-lo!)
This ep would be all-the-way skipable if it weren’t for the action we get from King Noah and the crew. Smith wasn’t feeling well, and it had been too long since an episode was released, so Joe broke protocol and recorded a solo episode. It serves the dual purposes of moving along in the reading, as well as demonstrating the necessity of our dear Smith. Joe questions his own sanity in talking to himself. Abinadi flexes on King Noah’s priests, and then he provides some bible fan fiction of the 10 Commandments. Joe thinks about making...
2023-09-25
16 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 12 A Cloverfield Axolotl
Joe bears testimony of necessary divorce, and the guys realize that they wouldn’t be good marital partners to each other. Smith gets emotional over Joe’s fast food. Smith changes his opinion from last week about OK Go videos and admits to having watched videos for: This Too Shall Pass, Needing/Getting, White Knuckles, but not The One Moment. The corrections department lets us know about Charlotte Gainsbourg whose name was missed last week. Smith reminds the listener of some recent controversy regarding a temple in Cody, WY. Smith comes up with a great safe word for BOM bond...
2023-09-11
54 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 11 Abina-live (rhymes with Abina-give)
For a minute Smith convinces Joe that a church-produced JS video was directed by Lars von Trier. Joe gets excited about this OK Go video. Joe refers back to one of Brucer’s theories about rainbows. The guys touch on the phenomenon of white mormon boyz wearing lavalavas to church. Smith tells us about that shithead King Noah, and his unnamed father. Joe makes an irreverent reference to Astronaut Jones from SNL in the 90’s. Smith describes an early cryptocurrency ZiffCoin. Smith provides an anecdote from the other side of Brother Brigham’s conference center prophecy. Joe’s Hightower joke doe...
2023-09-04
1h 05
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 10 Were you M@$*****ting, Laman?
Joe got excited to show Smith clips from the Richard Dawson-era Family Feud. Check this post on our patreon site for a taste. Joe plays a family feud-style game from some of his screenshots. Smith is curious about the name of King Laman and whether it’s a name that shall not be named. Joe revisits the idea of trying to keep a sportsmanlike attitude when it comes to the idea of whether or not JS wrote or translated the BOM. Smith recalls hearing this episode of the oooold Mormon Matters podcast. Here is a link to a follow-up Ja...
2023-08-28
55 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 09 It's Called 'instacart' and It's, Not Rewarding
Welcome to chapter 9, chapter 9, chapter 9. The guys briefly talk about body counts in works of fiction. Smith refers to this reggae song. Joe tries to list the hosts of Family Feud over the years. This episode was released during the wildfires on the island of Maui in August of 2023. Several responsible nonprofits have launched fire relief efforts, including: The Hawai‘i Community Foundation “Maui Strong Fund.” Make donations at https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/maui-strong. The Hawai‘i Red Cross, is assisting with shelters for those displaced by the fires. Make donations at https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii.html.
2023-08-20
50 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 08 Platform Malkmus!
Smith delights us with a dollop-esque intro, and then discusses this post from ex-mo read it about someone playing b-ball with the Sandman. Joe got some advice from his kids about a possible BB spinoff. Ammon likes to rehearse in this chapter. Joe comes up with his idea of King B’s last words. Smith refers to this terrifying/telling photo of Jeff Warrens and his wives. Smith uses this chapter to piece together the equation rehearsal > evidence. This chapter tends to focus on someone trying to get someone else to translate ancient golden plates. Weird. Joe tel...
2023-08-14
49 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 07 By Any Chance, Did Anyone Tell You About the Hem?
The guys are back after a break! Joe learns of Smith’s fandom of The Doors and his trumpetsmanship. Smith had a great idea involving a film where Tom Cruise is a stuntman for a Tom Cruise lookalike who portrays the lead in said film. The guys discuss some Wes Anderson movies and actors. King Mosiah gets teased. Ammon shows up and spoils the L-word regarding the baller director, but he’s so dreamy and strong. Joe gets excited by a character named Hem. The guys take a moment to thank their actual #1 Patreon subscriber! Smith goes over...
2023-08-10
00 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 05 and 06 You're Jesus Christ, Come on in
The guys start with a little bit of companionship inventory that they learned on their missions. Smith confesses to a secret goal he used to have about his beard length. Joe refers to this part of an old Tom Goes to the Mayor episode. Smith bares his testimony of who he thinks is the best Big Brother contestant. Smith gives another super long quote from KB’s people that was amazingly in unison. Joe comes to the rescue for listening to this episode of the Pete Holmes’ pcast with our beloved prophet Brian Regan. Music Provid...
2023-07-24
45 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 04 That Sounds Oddly Specific, Joe Smith
The guys try to contextualize some of the dom/sub talk from last week. Joe asks about old missionary tales of baseball/pool baptisms. Smith confesses some sins from his mission including watching Super Troopers (2001) on a TV/VCR from the church library. Again, Joe talks about Crispin Glover and tells anecdotes which can be mostly backed-up in this AV Club interview with him. Joe makes a correction from last week about his notion of Protestant Jesus. Smith reminds the listener about D’Oakes’ Hosanna shout mishap. Joe compares the King Ben’s conditions on God’s love to somethin...
2023-07-19
1h 11
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 03 Look Under Your Tent!
Smith keeps trying to get Jeezy Chreesties [sic] to stick. Smith tries to convince Joe that an angel gave Smith a urim and thummim. This chapter of the BOM includes a quick, Bible fan fic, summary of the life and times of JC. Joe forgets the title of the Crispin Glover movie, Willard from 2003. Bane returns to give us a long wind-up and prediction of JC from the BOM. Joe expresses his disappointment for the lack of bear intercourse in The Revenant (2015). Smith calls Joe out for trying to move things along by giving Smith agreeable answers. Joe celebrates...
2023-07-10
1h 14
The Aftermath: The Epidemic of Divorce, Custody and Healing
The Truth About Divorce and Everything in Between Founder of Cordell and Cordell, Joe Cordell
Joe Cordell, a renowned attorney based in Missouri, is the Co-Founder of a prominent company specializing in domestic relations. With a nationwide presence spanning 42 states and a team of 300 highly skilled attorneys, Joe primarily focuses on representing male clients, comprising approximately 96% of his clientele. He has established online platforms like dadsdivorce.com, mensdivorce.com, and mensrights.com, providing invaluable resources to individuals navigating divorce and men's rights issues. These platforms offer diverse content, including a YouTube channel featuring "Tips to Be a Better Co-Parent" and a comprehensive guide on "Back to School Co-Parenting."Insights from Joe Cordell s...
2023-07-05
40 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Mosiah 02 Remember That These Things Are True
Smith refers to this meme that he found reposted on a recent reddit post. Joe refers back to this episode of Mormonism Live with comedian Fresh King Benjamin. The guys talk about this episode of the Petey Pants podcast. Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a Celestial Subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2023-07-03
1h 12
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Omni (etc.) How 'bout I Lose 116 Millimeters Inside...
Joe can’t help but confess some of his struggles with the WoW. The guys discuss whether or not Brewster’s Millions (1985) may be worth a re-watch. Joe teases telling his Jerome, AZ ghost story, but then forgets to tell it later. Smith refers to this Brother Jake video, and then the guys make a plea to get him on the pcast. Smith reminds Joe about a wonderful TMBG video that stars one of the guys’ faves! The guys get unnecessarily angry at Chemish. Smith reveals some of his secrets to giving a good sacrament meeting talk. The guys argue...
2023-06-16
1h 11
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jarom I Don't Know What Constitutes an Infestation, but...
Smith opens with a classic, but offensive, J&S Hymn. Joe is brazen about his unpreparedness and asks Smith to keep talking while he searches for this group of podcasts Ep’s from The Jahndalyn Show. Smith talks about a May 2023 segment on the news show 60 Minutes regarding some of the church’s financial/whistleblower troubles. When it comes to the financial scoreboard, the church is true. Joe has a tangent about the film Nightmare Alley (2021), and The Lobster (2015). Joe refers to the song “do bow bow”, AKA- Oh Yeah by the band Yello. Smith refers to this Mitsu...
2023-06-04
1h 02
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Enos 01 ...A Voice Saying "Enos" and Then After That There Was a Long Giggle
Smith starts by trying to usurp Joe’s authority. Joe expresses remorse about his previous (and current, and future) cynicism. Joe refers to a conversation he had with Reneigh about the podcast A Year of Polygamy with Lindsay Hansen Park. Smith talks about a sweet blessing on the food he saw on the NF series Alone. Joe talks about whether or not he wants to try RMO’s at Buckhorn Exchange. Joe talks about stumbling into some pro-mo material. Joe refers to a Chris Rock quote that may not be all-the-way attributable to him.
2023-05-02
1h 23
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jacob 7 Rows of Metallic Skeleton Figures Wearing Ties and Nametags
The guys have some fun thinking about the 3 Nephites. Joe refers to the I Was There Too podcast. Smith reminds Joe about Nick Offerman’s laugh. The guys get excited that this chapter of the BOM has a narrative. They reenact Jacob’s convo with HF about smiting Sharom. The guys try to make each other giggle by keeping a straight face while using a different name to refer to the book of Enos. Joe comes back from break with a fictional movie trailer idea that he sent to his beloved EV back in 2013. Joe refers back to th...
2023-04-26
55 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jacob 6 (with Molly Morgasm and Reneigh!)
The guys are very excited to welcome guests Molly Morgasm and Reneigh for this episode. Joe refers to this part of this episode of the LDS discussions podcast about how the parable of the olive tree could have come about. Molly: “if you have a vagina and a pulse, you’re qualified for primary”. Joe outs Reneigh as the leading member of the corrections department, and how her truths can be hard for the wicked. More on that later.. Molly talks about being nekkid, and how LDS years can be properly quantified in which U2 album was released that year...
2023-04-10
1h 15
Par 3 Podcast with J.R. Smith & Stephen Malbon
R1, HOLE 11: Joe Haden (NFL Superstar) with J.R. Smith, Stephen Malbon & Ben Baller on Golf Addiction, Best NFL Golfers, The Best Golf In America & more
Welcome to ROUND 1, HOLE 11 of Par 3 Podcast! Your hosts Ben Baller, J.R. Smith & Stephen Malbon hit the course! Where no shot is out of bounds! Today they're joined by Joe Haden (NFL Legend/Avid Golfer) to complete their foursome & discuss: Being the swaggiest golfer on the course, how Joe carved out his style, partnering with Dan Gilbert for StockX, creating on course fashion, shopping at the Pro Shop, belonging to Lakeside, his earliest memory of golf & being a pandemic golfer, getting lessons with UGP & catching the golf bug, playing golf with his son, the Father/Son connection, Ben w...
2023-04-05
52 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jacob 5 Parts 2-5 Wrestling is the Same as The Church
The guys make the decision to not read the rest of Jacob chapter 5. The guys refer to a couple of episodes of the Behind the Bastards podcast that talked about El Rushbo. Jahndallyn joins the guys to respond to a clip from John Dehlin on an episode of LDS Discussions podcast. Joe refers to this pro wrestling documentary on Amazon prime. Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a Celestial Subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who...
2023-04-03
1h 10
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jacob 5 Part 1 (with Jack!)
The guys are excited to welcome their friend Jack as a guest this episode. Joe refers to this episode of Radio Free Mormon, and this song by The Violent Femmes. Smith refers to this Outkast song. Joe can’t stop referring to this song either. Joe refers to this wonderful SNL sketch about shirtless bible salesmen. Joe talks about this very well intentioned 13.5 minute church-sponsored bullshit video explaining Jacob 5. Smith talks about this horrible video where Sister Bednar’s husband…you can finish the sentence. Joe and Smith recommend watching the Jared Hess/Tyler Measom doc on Netflix. ...
2023-03-29
1h 15
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jacob 3 and 4 I'm Paying for Therapy for Everybody Else, but Not Myself
Smith tells about how he got out of jury duty one time from not having very much faith and humanity. Smith reads an alternate ending of the BOM from a robot that could signify the end of humanity. Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a Celestial Subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2023-03-10
58 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jacob 2 My Liahona is Below My Belt
The guys confess that this recording is a “take 2” due to previous poor decision-making. Joe refers to this episode of his beloved Radio Free Mormon podcast and this episode of The Dollop Podcast. Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Become a Celestial Subscriber on our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who you are and what you stand for
2023-03-10
1h 19
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Jacob 01 The Worst Moment In My Life
What would you do with the lost 116 pages? Joe and Smith have a very limited imagination that has to do with money and/or sex and/or alcohol. Smith asks Joe to remind him about the happiness letter, but it didn’t work. Joe tells a mission story about the worst moment of his life. Joe remembers to tell the limousine joke from last episode. Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Join our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who yo...
2023-02-23
1h 08
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 32 and 33 No Shiz, It's Gonna Happen
The guys forgot about their idea to try to be more positive with their attitude toward the BOM. Joe says that he feels ashamed of how he used to use these two chapters with investigators when he was on his mission. The guys recommend finding the Whiskers and Wires release on band camp (and no other service, just band camp). Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal with permission from the artist. The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Join our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Remember who...
2023-01-26
50 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 31 "Secret Combinations" is the New Name of Our Soda Shop
Joe and Smith are back without a guest and maybe they’re a little too critical (or not critical enough?) of how it went on the last episode. Joe goes on (what can only be described as) a rant about skepticism vs cynicism, or maybe sincerity vs cynicism. The guys play a round of Hymnal Literal Translation to learn some crazy ish. Music Provided by Eric VanAusdal with permission from the artist. The Book of Mormon is publicly available at churchofjesuschrist.org Join our patreon at- https://patreon.com/joeandsmith Reme...
2023-01-03
1h 12
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 30 (with guest Friendjamin!)
It’s happened. This week the guys are joined by a guest, Friendjamin, who is still a card-carrying saint of the latter-days. Joe recants his negative review of the Jon Heder ep of the Petey Pants Podcast. The conversation devolves into mission masturbation and the like. Smith took an awesome picture of hot lava that can be seen here. The guys are excited about their Turtle Friend’s LDS doctrine-based Christmas t-shirt that he designed. The guys play a round of “I’ve got some bad tunes for you” which was borrowed without permission from the Threedom podcast. ...
2022-12-20
1h 43
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 29 It's Like EFY, But GFY
The guys are back and they did not land their exclusive guest this week (sad face). Smith sent Joe a picture of the cutest baby tortoises you’ve ever seen. They want you to check out their patreon page- https://patreon.com/JoeAndSmith. A bible? A bible? The more the merrier. Smith refers back to this classic Brother Jake youtube video about the different branches of the church. Smith proposes an interesting test to tell if one is a real Christian. Joe wonders about the future of the temple video. Smith predicts VR temple sessions in the future. The gu...
2022-12-14
53 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 28, is it PG-13?
The guys are back with a new special challenge this week. They’ll get to it a few minutes in. Joe notices what he doesn’t like about dad jokes. Smith gives new meaning to the term ‘superspreader’ and makes Joe giggle. Smith refers back to the Aliki series of sketches from Portlandia. The guys try to self-edit to try to land a tbm guest next week. All sorts of aspersions are cast. Joe gives an attempt at an apologist answer for the BOM to teach principles in terms of conflict and good and bad. Eat, drink, and be merry.Th...
2022-11-23
1h 00
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 27 Flashing its Perverted Images Across Your Mind
Smith does his best Mark “Jacko” Jackson impression. Joe accuses Smith of sending him down a “Helf hole” after referring to him an article from Psychology Today published in 2017. The article is in reference to a separate scholarly article published in The Journal of Sex Research about so called, ‘sex addiction’ as it pertains to religious people. A bad Ballam shows up, but is quickly cast out. Joe claims he can do an impression of himself, but he doesn’t deliver. Joe makes an executive decision to read 2 Nephi 27 despite the Isaiah tw in the chapter heading. Don’t worry, the guys...
2022-10-06
46 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 26 Bane- Flashing its Perverted Images Across Your Mind
Smith asks for an idea about what to call listeners, Joe suggests not to include ‘anti’. Joe talks about his dear friend (not deer friend, aka D’ump) who is a loving tbm. The guys recap their time together in Denver for the Pavement show in Sep 2022. Smith noted Joe’s breathing. Joe gets a little frustrated by all of the filler in the BOM, just like last chapter. The guys discuss whether or not a church member is ‘allowed to ask questions’. Joe reaffirms that a big part of the guys’ premise is that JS wrote the BOM, but now what...
2022-09-28
56 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 25 "Rib Out" is Now my New Barbeque Place
Show notes are on the way. The guys are recording together in the same room. Smith came to visit Joe so they could go to a concert together.
2022-09-26
1h 27
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 11-24 Mine's Dead
Joe questions whether reading the BOM is good for him. Smith suggests for the listener to order a free one, but the missionaries will bring it. The guys accidentally stumble into the church’s new branding campaign to have a BOM in your crotch. They return to the well until the end of the episode. In this chapter, JS warns us that there are some Isaiah chapters coming. Like 13 of them. There are 2 more BOMs in crotches. Smith has a story about a TBM friend, who may be a deer. The guys remember D’ump from Tim and Eric. Joe...
2022-09-14
49 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 10 You and Smith Really Crack Each Other Up
A Smith and Joe exclusive! Joe takes it upon himself to read this week. It doesn’t take long before the guys devolve into adolescent pp jokes. They wonder who took the longest to take out their endowments out of the last few leaders of the church. Smith doesn’t like to use the word scripture. Joe makes a promise (that he later breaks) about a ‘yo kids are so perished’ joke. This chapter teaches us that there is no other nation that would crucify their god. God reminds Smith about John 3:16. Smith talks about how being raised in the West...
2022-09-07
40 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 09 part 2 of 2 Your Pure Water is Pretty Cool Too
Don’t adjust your podcasting devices, you’re hearing correctly. Smith picks up reading before talking or anything else?!!? Joe tells Smith about why they’re not funny, or maybe they’re only funny to each other. Is it learned or learn-ed? JS is not a fan of smart people. The learn-ed person is kind of the natural enemy of the con artist. Joe makes an ableist joke that seminary teachers would like. Can a person get reverse-circumcised? Smith looked into it before. Joe’s summary of how the contents of the BOM can be categorized into 3 or 4 categories comes from...
2022-08-31
51 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 08 John BTFW
Smith starts us with a wonderful invocation. It gets a little morbid, but Smith tells us about a classic country song: Bury Me Under That Durian Tree. Joe invokes Marty Robbins. Smith wants to know the difference between light and heavy petting. Good thing Joe learned about it in seminary. The guys detour into more Pavement talk. Joe’s #1 fave Pave-cast is Meeting Malkmus: A Pavement Podcast. A close second: Stuff You Should Know. Smith contends that Malkmus is in the top 5 of the top 10 of something. The same goes for his favorite R.E.M. podcasts. Joe reads a...
2022-08-17
56 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 07 Is This the First 'Your Mom' Joke in the BOM?
The guys are excited about the shoutout they got at the end of a recent episode of Once Upon a Mormon Podcast. They wish Bro Hyrum well on his gay marriage. Joe reiterates that he wants to be the first gay temple marriage, but doesn’t want to poke fun at actual gays, just the church. Smith has seen a couple of church illustrations of JS translating the BOM into a hat. Joe takes this opportunity to compare the sheet illustrations to a translation glory hole. Joe can be so juvenile sometimes. Smith dances around some details, but gets to...
2022-08-10
44 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 06 The True Order of Prayer Mantis
Just a head’s up that in this episode, the guys talk about FLDS (and LDS) prophets taking on child brides. The guys start out expressing some frustrations about their preoccupation with sex. Joe questions whether it was brought up as much as it feels like it was, but he still thinks the effect is that it feels like it was brought up all the time. The guys are still bummed that they can’t get gay married in the LDS temple yet (ps- they’re not gay, which makes them think they have a greater chance of it happen...
2022-08-03
42 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 05 You're Black Now
The guys are excited about their new theme song. Maybe the listener has heard it before, but this is when it debuted for them. Joe makes Smith listen to a wacky recording from Willy Wood. The guys wonder what it would be like to leave the early church and if it would upset JS. Joe returns and reports about Matt Easton, who mentioned being a proud gay son of God in his BYU valedictorian commencement speech. Joe has a lot of indignation about J-Ho’s response. Joe watched Won't You Be My Neighbor? (2018) and wishes that the general authorities ta...
2022-07-27
54 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 04 For a More History Part
It’s getting hot in Smith’s studio and he claims that sitting on cold rice can help. Joe does a little fact-checking on a supposed JS quote. The guys also mistake where the “save Jesus only” quote is, but they figure it out eventually. The guys aren’t sure whether the JS quote really came from him or not. Smith reminds the listener that if they disagree with him, they’re probably disagreeing with God too. Smith recaps how he feels about re-reading Rough Stone Rolling. Joe watched the Netflix Kanye West documentary (Jeen-Yuhs, 2022). He liked the documentary, but he’s sti...
2022-07-20
1h 52
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 03 That Was Fapping, Not Clapping
Unbeknownst to the listener, the guys have had a long break from the podcast and they missed each other. They already want to make sure that the listener is clued in on a mistake that is coming up on the next episode. Smith tells about what it was like to get a video message from Joe in a sexy, sexy, hospital gown. The guys think they are funny, but they personally know people who are funnier. Smith’s dad is doing his best to show unconditional love for his children despite what he learned in the BOM. J Sesh wa...
2022-07-18
1h 16
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 02 F**k You, Cl*on Sk**sen
Smith introduces us to a very unlikable version of JS. Joe assures Smith that all sorts of women must be attracted to him. Smith concludes that it's difficult to be single as well as in a relationship. Joe tries to flex his BSA knowledge. Smith plays a similarly unlikable version of Joe in a reenactment of a phone convo with Joe’s dad. Smith wants to watch Encino Man (1992) instead of reading the BOM. Smith is curious about the baldness scale. Joe remembers hearing a wonderful round of FMK with the 1st presidency on the Once Upon a M...
2022-07-15
1h 13
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
2 Nephi 01 This is God Stuff, Not Yours
Audiofiles: apologies. It sounds like Joe recorded his part of the conversation in a different room from his mic. The guys rate each other on funniness. They’re probably both too generous. Smith tells Joe about Brigham Morris Young, it’s news to Joe. Joe tells Smith about Ervil LeBaron, who kind of sounds like a Mormon Charlie Manson. Joe is still a little disturbed over the allegations against G Bitner Hinckley from The Godmakers 2. Smith says that he never felt a personal relationship with Jesus while in the church. Joe agrees and says that he felt unworthy because of s...
2022-07-13
1h 24
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 22 Yes, They Are Sheep
Smith comes in hot with a bunch of topics that will not be covered. Joe starts talking about The God Makers and its sequel, but he gets distracted easily. The guys appreciated the first one, with the exception of all of the Christian friendly fire. The second one wasn’t great. Joe talks about his experience listening to the Jahndalynn interview with Eddie D (see link below, it’s nearly 4 hours long). The Tanners wrote a book, but they also have insight into authenticating documents from their knowledge of the tanning process. JS starts this chapter with a con...
2022-07-12
1h 26
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 20 and 21 He's Smarter Than I am, Joseph F****n' Smith
Smith drops out from a tech issue, and Joe thinks it might be safe to tell how he really feels, but Smith returns before Joe could say anything. Joe makes Smith listen to a clip from the National Press Club interview with DAB and it’s frustrating. Jahndalynn comes to visit for a little bit. Joe gets excited about the multiverse and the singularity, and he’s not even high. Smith tells Joe about the whittling whistling brigade, and you’re going to need moisture on your lips to whistle. The guys reflect on how gruesome the JS death scene...
2022-07-06
1h 02
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 19 He's Just So Good
Smith starts by trying to open his hard heart, but Joe quickly distracts him with talk of a they/them dog. The guys refer to a great couple of episodes from Jahndalynn’s podcast (links below), about Sister Bednar’s husband giving an address at the National Press Club. Listen to that podcast if you have 7+ hours to spare. Smith isn’t happy with some of the copout maneuvers from the Q&A section of Bednar’s address. Joe wishes he could see how JS would have handled today’s press because it wouldn’t be like Bednar. Smith points out h...
2022-07-04
1h 12
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 18 If Emma Asks You About it, Just Deny it
The guys start off by reminiscing over the bonkers AM radio show Coast to Coast with George Noory. Smith is still frustrated about Rusty’s aversion to the term Mormon. Smith talks about his time as a gun enthusiast and how some of his attitudes have changed. Smith tells Joe about a video of the president of the NRA getting trolled (link below). The corrections department reminded the guys to circle back to Ronald Poelman’s 1984 conference talk that needed to be corrected (link below). The guys remember the early 2000s and how funny it was when TV shows were...
2022-07-01
1h 20
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 17 The Absence of Love
Joe remembers a time when the seminary building at his high school was vandalized. He also remembers that his seminary teachers loved responding to criticisms of the BOM, but they wouldn’t share from where the criticisms came. Smith is rereading the JS bio from Bushman and he’s noticing the amount of apologetics within. The guys decide that the whole ‘raising the bar’ for missionaries attitude from the early 2000s was most likely just clever branding. Joe tells a story about inadvertently seeing bad words in a chat on his son’s discord. Smith tells a story about catching a...
2022-06-29
1h 36
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 16 We Are In For Some S**t With That G****n Olive Tree
Smith had some audio problems on this episode, so bear with us. Do you like the sound of mouse clicks? Let’s find out together. Joe and Smith start by visiting the corrections department for a couple of mispronunciations on the last episode. Who is your favorite dame? Smith’s attorney may have an uphill battle for his piece of the wizarding pie. Joe had a panicky way to start the day. Smith tells us about a scare he had a few years back and how there was a fall guy for the MMM. Smith’s capital punishment choice would...
2022-06-27
1h 00
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 15 He Looks Like Dudley Dursley and He Sounds Like Brian Regan
Smith starts out by trying to convince us that his legal name may be Smith Podcast and the guys have been saying his name the entire time. Smith knows a lot about Penn and Teller. Joe remembers REM’s 1995 performance on Letterman. Joe made a Modest Mouse name-that-tune challenge game for Smith, and Smith kind of blows it out of the water. The guys talk about what they like about indie music, and Joe confesses his love for Indie 102.3 in Denver. Is there a Mormon special forces unit? Smith tells about his son correcting him over Rusty’s name for...
2022-06-24
1h 11
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 14 This is Pure
Smith gives an invocation to our Lord Liam Neesons. The guys discuss laziness versus efficiency. Smith tells Joe about calculated mediocrity. Joe tries to start a rumor that eating a lime will make you lie. He also tells us about his stake president growing up (Guilt Swirly) who may or may not have propagated the rumor that he could tell when someone was telling the truth in an interview. Smith reminds us that general authorities get paid by the church. Smith sums up some of the thoughts he’s had while recently studying about BY and the early days of...
2022-06-22
1h 12
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 13 It's More Possible Than JS Finding a Gold Bible
Smith once again starts again with a prayer and Joe respectfully closes his eyes. The guys talk timelines in the Breaking Call Saul-iverse. Ask and ye shall receive: Joe would like an award for being an adult. The guys talk about the “never enough” attitude both in and outside the church. Smith tells us about giving himself an out while giving Priesthood blessings. Guessing game: how many UT municipalities are named after LDS apostles? The guys talk about worshiping BY and JS. There is an LDS scripture that puts JS as the 2nd most important person to have ever live...
2022-06-20
1h 27
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 12 I Want Mormon Rap, Not Mormon Doctrine
Smith leads off with a beautiful prayer. The garbage truck is busy in Joe’s neighborhood. Smith tells us a Tesla tale. A guy tried to run a speaker-selling scam on Smith at a gas station…twice. Joe reminisces about a pot edible inspiring a vengeance plot for Bindi Irwin. Smith asks a Beatles question and gets a long answer. The guys talk about accents and document forging. It’s an easy trail to follow after that- Mark Hoffman, Jared Hess, Jackie Chan, Tim and Eric- obviously. The guys go down a rabbit hole of former or dissident mormons (formon...
2022-06-17
50 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 11 The Spirit's Got ADHD
Joe and Smith sometimes ask each other questions to which they already know the answer. More Utah municipality talk. Smith is feeling a bit off and tries to re-center himself with a calming rendition of Cotton-eye Joe. The guys play a round of finger, mercenary, kiss with Nolan Batman villains, and then another round of candlelight dinner, church dance, eternal marriage with characters from The (Diggery) Batman. The guys surmise that the Joker would not be a very loyal Tenenbaum. Why does it feel so good to feel bad? It’s so comforting sometimes. Joe recommendation: American Crime Story: Im...
2022-06-15
1h 03
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 10 John The Go**mn F***ing Baptist
Joe and Smith open with an excerpt from a sacred children’s hymn. It really leans into the minor key. The guys are still figuring out their best audio setups, thanks for your patience. Joe asks Smith about his knowledge on the triple M, and then Joe (poorly) recalls what he read about it on the wikipedia page for the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Joe misremembers a Kids in the Hall sketch (it was Bruce, not Dave). Smith was gifted a box of electronics from before the turn of the century. Joe accidentally gets Smith to talk about Michael Crichton ag...
2022-06-13
1h 04
The Chasing Health Podcast
Ep. 47 Joe Harris - The Keto Diet... The CORRECT Way!
I’ve got a great episode for you this week… all about KETO! . Keto? On my show? . Yes! . However, the ketogenic diet is misapplied the majority of the time. Which is exactly why I had Joe Harris come onto the show this week to talk about the keto diet, who it’s for, and how to CORRECTLY do keto. . In the episode, we discussed: . Joe’s background of sports and leading up to being overweight, struggling to lose the weight w...
2022-06-10
55 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 09 There's a Lot of Sh*t That's Gone Down That God Hasn't Stopped
Smith wastes no time getting into some durian talk. His brother was sprayed by a skunk in his childhood and Joe had a close encounter in Strawberry, AZ. They make a quick visit to the corrections department about men getting sealed to other men. Joe has never seen a “live session” of the temple ceremony so Smith conducts a worthiness interview to see if Joe can get into the temple. Joe and Smith can’t stop talking about how much they love each other. The guys try to use Paul F. Tompkins as their spiritual guide for avoiding potty humor...
2022-06-10
59 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 08 The Tree of F***ing Life
Quick head’s up on the technical side: the audio dropped out for a few minutes while recording so you will hear that happen toward the end of the episode. Smith lets us know that he is in fact not affiliated with the grocery chain with the same name. The guys share a couple of cold stories. How many actors in the Matrix (1999) can Smith name? Tortoises and turtles are precious in his sight. Listener submitted UT dispensary names. How many Utah towns can you name? Smith had a classic MDM: Mother’s Day Mishap. LDS sacrament used...
2022-06-06
1h 00
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 07 You Can Summon Turtles, Oh Sh**
Joe has some technical issues with his audio on this episode. If you are an audiophile, Joe’s audio is going to drive you crazy. It may be worth skipping, but you may lose out on building your testimony. Joe and Smith strive to be your number one source for information on the heights of the hosts from the British TV show Top Gear. Smith returns and reports on the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022). Joe does the same with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999), which was fabulous. The guys talk about how they still find themselves defending th...
2022-06-03
1h 10
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 05 and 06 May or May Not Have Been Under the Influence of Some Medical Marijuana
Joe and Smith discuss being respectful to faithful members of the church. They acknowledge that a lot of their criticism is from similar personal experiences in the church left them with a sense of chronic shame. Like many systems, the church seems to benefit those at the top while failing to deliver on the promise of benefits for all. The guys respect their pioneer heritage and the suffering and sacrifices that went along with life in those times. The guys pull the plug on the ‘and it came to pass’ drinking game. Joe uses the commitment pattern to invite Smit...
2022-05-29
1h 07
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 04 We've Got a Headless Laban
Smith learns what a hangover feels like and may regain his testimony of the Word of Wisdom. Are ambulances the only vehicles that can have a backwards font on their bonnets? Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. The guys explain the timeline of the Old and New Testaments of the Bible, which are separated by the birth of one Elvis Aaron Presley. Smith had a goth friend in elementary school who may have given him real blood for a Halloween costume. The guys tease more info to come about temples and review some of the requirements to actually go...
2022-05-29
1h 10
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 03 We Just Kinda Like to Jerk You Around a Little Bit
Neither Smith nor Joe has seen The Last Temptation of Christ (1988). Joe talks about some of the obsession with sex in the church, and how marriage was looked at like checking a box. Smith talks about some of the overt racism in the early church and refers listeners back to the CES letter for better info (see link below). Joe asserts that BY was a bad enough guy that the university should be renamed. Smith reads a quote from Mark Twain that the BOM is “chloroform in print”. Smith brings up a Michael Crichton quote about the crazy-looking tabernacle.
2022-05-29
1h 17
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 02 That's his Currency
Joe starts off with an apology for what he remembers of his behavior in the previous episode. Joe and Smith discuss the film Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022). The guys talk about growing up in the church and feeling like love was a conditional thing. Smith has a challenge to find a passage in the BOM that expresses unconditional love without strings attached. The guys remind the listener of their own ignorance on pretty much everything. Joe and Smith talk about their relationship with the media and their devices. Joe accuses Smith of being preachy about it. Neither of t...
2022-05-26
41 min
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
1 Nephi 01 I Have Vomited
Joe and Smith discuss briefly Under the Banner of Heaven (2022), aka Garfield, available on hulu. Smith hasn’t read any books today, but he tends to have his phone read Michael Crichton books to him. He hasn’t seen Westworld (1973), which had the same MPAA rating as Smith’s previous marriage. The guys may or may not admit to a garment fetish. Smith tells about his wizard powers of summoning turtles. Smith and Joe discuss trying to unlearn some of the sexisim that was ingrained in them so deeply. Joe talks about what it’s like to raise kids who have...
2022-05-26
1h 10
The Joe and Smith Podcast: Read the Book of Mormon with us
Introduction
Joe and Smith introduce each other and their podcast. The guys discuss some early LDS lore and invent a new early saint called W.W. Wphelps, who may have had a hand in inventing the World Wide Web. Joe notices his tendency to want definitive truth when learning something new. The guys are going to use swear words and sometimes offend, but not for the sake of being offensive. Joe and Smith are pretty convinced that they are the worst people, self-esteem is not their strong suit, but they’re working on it. The guys bring up how they st...
2022-05-26
53 min
Decidedly I Decision Tips for Business Owners
EP.32 HIGHLIGHT I Joe Chura I Deciding You're Not Almost There
This episode is a highlight clip from this week’s full episode. To listen to the full episode, see yesterday’s episode or use this link: https://api.spreaker.com/v2/episodes/49418385/download.mp3Joe Chura, Chief Innovation Officer of Cars.com and host of the Not Almost There podcast, joins the show to share his experience creating, leading, and selling two of the fastest-growing companies in America. This episode discusses key decisions a business owner must make when selling their business and stepping into a new chapter.How can you transform your...
2022-04-15
11 min
Decidedly I Decision Tips for Business Owners
Ep.32 I Joe Chura I Deciding You're Not Almost There: The Journey of Selling a Business
Joe Chura, Chief Innovation Officer of Cars.com and host of the Not Almost There podcast, joins the show to share his experience creating, leading, and selling two of the fastest-growing companies in America. This episode discusses key decisions a business owner must make when selling their business and stepping into a new chapter.How can you transform your success into significance as you go through a major life transition?CONNECT WITH USDecidedlyPodcast.comInstagram: @decidedlypodcastFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/decidedlypodcastShawn’s Instagram: @shawn_d_smithSa...
2022-04-13
51 min
The Joe Padula Show
Is Joe Rogan Quitting Spotify? And if so where will he Go? And Jada Pinkett Smith speaks out about the Slap. Does she blame Will Smith, Chris Rock or Herself?
• Is Joe Rogan Quitting Spotify? And if so where will he Go? • Jada Pinkett Smith speaks out about the Slap. Does she blame Will Smith, Chris Rock or Herself? • Nobody really cares about Covid anymore, so is the Federal Government going to put in restrictions while we are not looking? And does it have anything to do with mid terms elections now just 9 months away? • And have you seen the now leaked Disney Zoom calls where team members are trying to make their products as Gay as Possible? • We got this and so much mo...
2022-03-31
1h 05
Joe's Minibike Reunion Podcast
Joe’s Minibike Reunion Podcast S7 E1 Darryl “Big Daddy” Smith
Title: Joe’s Minibike Reunion Podcast S7 E1 Darryl “Big Daddy” Smith Description: Joe’s back with the seventh season of the JMBR Podcast. Tonight Joe talks to the King of high speed minibikes, builder, Darryl “Big Daddy” Smith. They talk about engine builds, So. Cal. Rides and the upcoming Joe’s Minibike Reunion on October 8, 2022 at Crescenta Valley park in La Crescenta. Links: http://www.joesminibikereunion.com Podcast: http://anchor.fm/jmbrpodcast Credits: Joe Sebergandio - Creator/Host Emmanuel Munda - Producer/Director/Editor Linda Se...
2022-03-26
46 min
Microsoft Innovation Podcast
Joe Unwin on The MVP Show
FULL SHOW NOTES https://podcast.nz365guy.com/353 A conversation about Joe Unwin’s life background and living in Canada Joe’s thoughts about working from home and going back to working at the office Talks about the Microsoft community in Canada. A discussion about how Joe’s started having an interest in technology Joe’s educational background Learn more about Joe’s Power Platform and Automation journey Robotic Process Automation (RPA) - What Joe is doing and what excites him the most. The impact and the benefits of becoming a Microsoft MVP on Joe’s career Music Credit
2022-01-26
22 min
10 Minute Murder | Bingeable True Crime Stories
Susan Smith
In 1994, a 23-year-old South Carolina mother, Susan Smith, reported to police that her two young sons had been kidnapped during a carjacking. Authorities immediately began searching for three-year-old Michael and one-year-old Alex, while the seemingly devastated mother appeared on television pleading for the safe return of her children.Finally, after more than a week of an intensive but fruitless investigation, there was a break in the case— but not the kind everyone had been hoping for. What really had happened to those two little boys, only their own mother was able to tell. And the truth was shocking.Su...
2022-01-13
13 min
Real Estate Nerds
Real Estate Nerds: Ep 19 Joe Fairless An Apartment Syndication Success Story
On this week’s episode of The Real Estate Nerds Podcast, Scott sits down with fellow real estate investor Joe Fairless. You may know Joe from his incredibly popular “Best Investing Advice Ever” Podcast, or two “Best Ever” investing books. He is a wildly successful apartment complex investor. Joe has come on the show today to tell our host and real estate attorney Scott Smith about his all-time best, and earliest, apartment syndication deal.Joel Fairless’s Best Deal: An Apartment Syndication Success Story Scott welcomes Joe onto the show and asks a bit about his backgrou...
2021-11-24
24 min
Agile.FM
116 - Chris Smith
Transcript: Joe Krebs 0:10 Agile FM radio for the Agile community, www.agile.fm. Thank you for tuning in to another episode of Agile.FM. Today I'm here with Chris Smith, who is the head of product delivery at Red Gate. And we have him actually explain a little bit what Red Gate does, but he's also posting information about the topic we're talking about here today on leadingagileteams.com. Our topic today is kind of a companion kind of podcast with something we have done just recently with Heidi Helfand and about dynamic reteaming. So...
2021-03-15
37 min
Joe's Minibike Reunion Podcast
Joe's Minibike Reunion Podcast S6EP2 - Darryl Smith
Joe's Minibike Reunion Podcast S6EP2 - Darryl Smith On this episode of the JMBR Podcast, engine builder Darryl Smith joins in to talk about his 100mph build and Big Daddy Motor Sports. Note: The opinions of the guests of the JMBR Podcast do not reflect those of Joe's Minibike Reunion or Joe Sebergandio. Viewer discretion is advised. Links: http://www.joesminibikereunion.com http://www.studzpowersports.net http://www.pioneerelectronics.com http://www.gopowersports.com Listen on and support on Anchor.fm/jmbrpodcast Credits: Joe Sebergandio - Creator/Host Guests: Darryl Smith Emmanuel Munda - Producer/Director/Editor Linda Sebergandio - J...
2021-03-15
54 min
Life Beyond the Game
The Power of Vulnerability with Marcus Smith II
This week we have Marcus Smith II on the podcast!Marcus is a former NFL athlete, playing for the Philadelphia Eagles, Seattle Seahawks, and Washington Redskins. In addition to playing in the NFL, he created the MII Foundation, which provides opportunities and support for single-parent households. Marcus is a University of Louisville alumni, graduating with a bachelor’s degree in Communications. This accomplishment helped prepare him for life after football, where he is now a philanthropist, entrepreneur, and guest speaker. Marcus is devoted to helping others overcome mental health struggles and ending the sti...
2020-10-21
42 min