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Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSlurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley’s Unfiltered Happy Hour #6Kick back, crack a cold one, and enjoy the drunken banter between your two favorite space pirates as they spiral through the cosmos—off-script, off-course, and definitely over-served. 🛸🍻File Designation: [UNF_HH_E06.ZR0CORRUPT]Transmission Status: ✖️ Nonlinear | ✖️ Unverified | ⚠️ Under the influenceStardate: ERROR://CLOCK.DRUNKLog Source: ZERO_Unit_000::Terminal_AFTBAR🧠 System Diagnostics Report: 🟡 Memory Fragmentation: 84% 🔴 Logic Core Leaking Carbonated Rum 🔁 Music Loop: “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba (8,946 plays) 🍕 Unauthorized delivery confirmed: 3 galactic calzones + 1 mystery lasagna 📡 Translator Status: STUCK IN ‘DUDE BRO’ MODE 🍺 Breathalyzer Port: MELTEDCODE MESSAGEZ...2025-06-271h 00
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Y2KeggerShow Notes:Time glitched, music looped, and somehow we never logged out of the 1999 party. In this week’s Y2K special, Joeba, Ripley & Zero dust off their floppy disks and boot up old fears, from crashing planes to runaway pets. We’re diving headfirst into the millennium panic, sharing ridiculous Y2K stories, and playing “Y2K or Nay?”, where we expose the wildest (and weirdest) predictions of the era. So grab your cassette player, crack open a Crystal Pepsi, and prepare to spiral back into the digital void—because the year 2000 might have ended, but this kegge...2025-06-201h 08
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSlurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #5Stardate: 81055.9 Recording Status: “Involuntary Reboot Loop”System Status:Zero initiated sequence… then forgot why.Attempted auto-transcription... Result: [ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Hell]. Notes flagged for excessive alcohol content and “ambient horniness”. System override triggered by “too many soundboard lasers, not enough logic.”[Transcript Reconstruction: PARTIAL]: Okay, Ripley, but if the asteroid is made of hops… does that make us the beer foam? : I swear to Emperor Zurg if Zero burps one more binary I’m yanking his RAM out manually. : Can someone PLEASE expl...2025-05-151h 02
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThis Beer is Flat...and Earthy.The Flat Earth Society is alive and thriving within The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension… and we’re here to suffer through it. This week, we found an actual Flat Earth podcast that takes itself way too seriously, so we’re doing what any responsible podcasters would do—playing it MST3K-style and ripping it apart.But that’s not all! After the roasting ‘The Anti-Globe Trotters’, we take things even further with our OWN models (so step aside Copernicus!) where we create our own absurd Flat Earth models that are somehow even dumber than the real thing.So grab a dr...2025-04-111h 11
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindLuck, Lagers, & Leotards.**Show Notes**The Black Swirl's warp drive has been hijacked by pints of Guinness and drunken alternate timelines... and Joeba & Ripley are here to make sure it spirals out of control. In this St. Paddy’s Day special, we take the Anti-Matter Minute through an emerald-colored wormhole of chaos, rewriting superhero history one to many pints at a time. With such discussions as:🍀 What If… Iron Man couldn’t snap because he pre-gamed too hard? 🦢 Introducing **The Gaelic Goose**—Bruce Wayne trades Gotham for Dublin, and a cape for feath...2025-03-181h 13
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSlurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #4**Stardate:** 81042.6 **Recording Status:** "Spilling Over" **System Status:**Zero-Frux attempted transcription… Result: **[ERROR 502: Bad Gateway to Sanity]** Notes corrupted due to **"severe beer flood and excessive nonsense levels."** Recovery efforts... **[FAILED]** **[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]** : "Ripley, if an AI passes out, does it dream of electric hangovers?" : "Depends. Did it drink enough liquid RAM?" : "Zero, initiate coherent speech mode..." : **[COMMAND REJECTED: SYSTEM SLURRING AT 85%]** **Highlights (if you can call them that):** : "If a Xenomorph plays beer po...2025-03-101h 20
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindHard Boiled & HazyJoeba Fett and Ripley Scott crack open the mystery of Jacob Barber’s extraordinary egg-shaped UAP retrieval claims in this hard-boiled episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind. Alongside their usual Hyperspace Headlines (featuring runaway lab monkeys and linguistic anomalies), they dive into a particularly stinky edition of Would You Rather? before getting to the yolk of the matter in Scrambling for Truth. From Barber’s claims of psionic-controlled alien craft to a bizarre 4chan leak describing an organic, symbiotic UAP, this episode explores the key players, conspiracies, and the bizarre “Skywatchers” initiative—where Barber plans to summon a UFO. Plu...2025-02-1954 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSlurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour Episode #3[Error Code 502: Intoxicated Bandwidth Detected]
SYSTEM STATUS:
Zero attempted real-time transcription... Result: [ERROR 400: Too Much Nonsense, System Overload]
Logs corrupted due to excessive banter, questionable logic, and one incident involving a malfunctioning airlock. Reconstructing…
[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]
: “Welcome to Slurred Lines, the only show where the script is a loose suggestion, and Zero still doesn’t get paid.”: “To be fair, neither do we.”: “Processing financial audit… [ERROR 601: Funds Not Found]”: “Zero, that’s a feature, not a bug.”: “Speaking of bugs, should we be worried about that blinking red light on the console?”...2025-01-3057 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindDon't Drink & DroneBuzz, crash, repeat! In this episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott take flight into the chaotic world of drones. From real-life drone fails (because nothing says “oops” like a flying lawnmower) to outrageous drone inventions that should probably stay grounded, this episode is one wild ride. Plus, they debate the Superman trailer and dish on recent UFO hearings. Remember, dimension hoppers: Don’t drink and drone… but do stay slurrrrrred! 🚁🍻✨
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/homeland-security-shares-new-details-on-mysterious-drones-spotted-in-nj-pa/4051811/https://soranews24.com/2024/12/19/japanese-politician-threatens-to-send-bears-to-people-wants-loony-tunes-style-anti-bear-bombs/
Special Segment of...2025-01-101h 11
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Nightcap Before ChristmasJoin Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott for a festive and slightly unhinged holiday special, "A Nightcap Before Christmas." This yuletide adventure kicks off with Krampus Klaus sharing turnips and holiday “cheer” before things take a darker turn. Along the way, the duo dives into Hyperspace Headlines, featuring a bizarre linguistic phenomenon and the chaos of the Santa Con Bar Crawl. Special segments include Klaus or False, a quiz on wacky holiday traditions, and Klaus’s Naughty List, where fictional characters face judgment from the goat-bearded holiday enforcer. Grab some eggnog, lock the doors, and stay slurrrrrred!
Today’s Hypers...2024-12-2642 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSlurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley Unfiltered Happy Hour #2Stardate: 81042.6Recording Status: “Unpredictable”System Status: Zero attempted transcription… Result: [ERROR 418: I'm a Teapot] Notes corrupted due to “unusually high nonsense levels.” Recovery efforts initiated…[Transcript Reconstruction: BEGIN]: “Okay, Ripley, what’s the one thing you’d NEVER tell a Wookiee after three margaritas?”: “That the mullet’s coming back. It’s not, Joeba. It’s just not.”: "Requesting permission to self-destruct... Denied."Highlights (if you can call them that): : “Would an Ewok get a discount on a booster seat?” : “Never trust a guy with two monocles. Commit to the full goggles or get ou...2024-11-2356 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Warped PourIn this headbanger of an episode, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero stumble upon the cosmic version of Warped Tour on Proxima Centauri B, where they discover the universe's greatest interdimensional rock festival. After an epic adventure filled with bizarre alien bands, the crew navigates the chaotic mosh pits and hilarious mishaps that follow. Alongside their usual Hyperspace Headlines, the team dives into the revival of Warped Tour and shares their best concert memories. Plus, a special UAP News Update keeps you on the edge of your seat! Buckle up, and stay slurred!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
ht...2024-11-131h 10
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSlurred Lines: Joeba & Ripley's Unfiltered Happy Hour #1Ship Droid Data Entry 489. Stardate 2067.43.2
(Transmission Initiated…)
Error 404.
Corrupt Disc. System Overload. Unauthorized beverage detected on command console 5jghvbfds7... Systems failing…[AUTO-TRANSLATING…] English (Estimation 78.4% accuracy):
Comm Log Recap:System Reboot at 13:42. Playback of recent Slurred Lines Episode log… [Playback Failed]
Crew Status:
Joeba Fett — Status: Incapacitated (Probable Cause: "Testing" alien beverages)
Ripley Scott — Status: Annoyed (Revised Status: Still Annoyed)
Ship Condition:
Minor damage to navigation console.
Strange smell originating from cargo bay.
End of Entry.2024-10-311h 07
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindAre You Drunker Than a 5th Grade Rocket Scientist?Show Notes
In this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley challenge their onboard droid, Zero, to a brain-busting showdown, putting their knowledge against some of the universe's most complex theories. From discussing the Riemann Hypothesis to pondering the implications of Supersymmetry, the crew attempts to unravel high-level scientific concepts, adding their usual comedic flair. As they navigate through topics like Quantum Entanglement and the Alcubierre Drive, the debate heats up, proving whether Zero really is the genius aboard the Black Swirl. Tune in for a mix of laughter, learning, and a little...2024-09-261h 25
Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind6 Daquiri’s of Kevin BaconIn this sizzling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba, Ripley, and Zero dive into the infamous conspiracy theory of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. From ship shenanigans involving bacon-wrapped exotic intergalactic delicacies to exploring the cosmic connections in Hollywood, the crew uncovers the fascinating web linking every actor to Kevin Bacon. Along the way, they tackle their usual whacky Hyperspace Headlines and introduce a brand new special segment - NSFAQ, or Not-So-Frequently-Asked-Questions, where they answer fan mail with their signature humor and charm. Grab your bacon strips and get ready for a connected journey through...2024-09-0357 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindNazca Nightcaps: The Inside Poop on Peru's Greatest MysteryIn our most recent and slightly inebriated episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley dive into the mysterious origins of the Nazca Lines in Peru. The episode kicks off with Joeba's wild misunderstanding of "Nazca Lines" as he confuses them with something entirely different, leading to a comical interaction involving a Gungan and a space motel. As Ripley sets the record straight, the duo explores the ancient civilization's topographical drawings, delving into the theories and mysteries surrounding these enigmatic geoglyphs. Tune in for our usual wacky Hyperspace Headlines and join us for a wild ride t...2024-08-0542 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindX-Tremely Tipsy: Part Two (Deadly Double Shots)In this action-packed continuation of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley face the suspenseful task of discovering Zero's fate as a former Weapon XII experiment. As they approach the mutant sanctuary of Genosha, they continue with their usual bouts of hyperspace headline hilarity. Alongside notable guest Robert Mancuso, the crew also embarks on a journey through the cosmos of comic book history, discussing the top 25 team-ups that have defined the genre. Will Zero be decommissioned by the infamous X-Men, or will the crew of the Black Swirl find a way to save their beloved droid? Take...2024-07-231h 09
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindX-Tremely Tipsy: Part One (Weapons of Mass Distraction)
Get ready for an action-packed adventure that practically leaped off the pages of a comic book on this episode of CESK! Joeba and Ripley find themselves on an unplanned mission to return stolen property to the X-Men on Genosha. As they navigate this unexpected twist, Joeba's newfound obsession with Wolverine's persona adds a hilarious layer of chaos. Joining them is special guest Robert Mancuso, who shares his passion for comics, his experiences at comic cons, and the famous personalities he's encountered. Dive deep into the secrets of the Weapon X program and the fate of Zero-Frux...2024-07-0354 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindFreaky Frequencies & Creepy CocktailsIn this spine-tingling episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley embark on an adventure to hack their droid ZERO for some free radio, only to stumble upon something far creepier. Their attempt at interstellar piracy is interrupted by Bon Solo, a mysterious traveler from another dimension whose ship, the Space Bee, has malfunctioned. Bon joins the hosts in an episode filled with eerie discussions about electronic voice phenomena (EVP). Together, they explore the history of EVP, and listen to infamous recordings!
Hyperspace Headlines
https://www.pendletontimespost.com/2024/05/02/divorced-ghost-continues-to-stalk-his-ex-wife/
https://apnews.com/article/tacos-burritos-mexicanstyle-sandwiches-29b5b9351365bf5...2024-06-141h 01
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSecret Sobrieties (I Mean Societies)Welcome back, Dimension Hoppers! In this thrilling episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves deep undercover in the enigmatic world of secret societies. Kicking things off with a hilarious, robe-clad infiltration on Zeitgeisticon 7, Joeba and Ripley navigate through bizarre rituals and high councils to uncover valuable secrets—while managing to keep their sanity. Stay tuned and see what happens on another episode of CESK!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
•https://apnews.com/article/twins-home-run-celebration-sausage-291c56eb2dc803df89eb9d23042b645a
•https://people.com/oklahoma-man-killed-friend-believed-wanted-feed-bigfoot-8635532
Today’s Banter Beacon:
Reptilian Rum Makes Me Il...2024-05-2641 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindIntergalactic Cheers: Where Every Species Knows Your NameIn this episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in a bustling interdimensional nightclub, experiencing a cultural mishmash like never before. After introducing their newest behind-the-scenes crew member, Bon Solo the Space Bee, they dive into discussions about alleged alien races, prompting banter about the quirks of different species. Amidst the chaos, they navigate through hyperspace headlines and play a game of "Would You Rather," all while enjoying the eclectic atmosphere of the club. As the night progresses, they reflect on their adventures aboard the Black Swirl, ending with a humorous...2024-05-1644 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindHollywood PilsJoining the trio in this Hollywood Hills edition of CESK, is special guest Parson Brown, a seasoned fim, TV, and radio producer with an impressive portfolio including projects like "Naked and Afraid." Join our favorite crew of misfits as they embark on a cinematic adventure aboard the Black Swirl. Attempting to recreate the iconic film "Alien," their filmmaking session quickly spirals into chaos, with Ripley grumbling about his monster role and Zero's method acting leading to unexpected consequences. Despite the mishaps, the crew finds humor in the situation, sharing hilarious anecdotes and jokes as they reflect on their misadventures. As...2024-05-0856 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSiberian Spirits: The Dyatlov Pass IncidentIn this episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a snowy adventure into the spine-chilling realm of the Dyatlov Pass Incident. Joining them on this journey through space and time, listeners are treated to a tongue-in-cheek retelling of the infamous 1959 event, where Igor Dyatlov and his crew of Soviet hikers met a mysterious and tragic end in the Ural Mountains. With a sprinkle of humor and a dash of speculation, our hosts delve into the eerie details of the case, as well as “new” details uncovered via lost journal entries! As the...2024-04-3044 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindJet-Lagered at The Denver AirportOur favorite trio makes their way to the Denver Airport this week to embark on a wild spring break. Joeba "Ain't Afraid to Fly" Fett, Ripley "Demon of the Sky" Scott, and their quirky sidekick Zero dive into the enigmatic depths beneath Denver Airport, far beyond the ordinary airport hustle. Amidst their humorous banter and playful references to past escapades, the trio explores conspiracy theories and rumored interdimensional gateways, bringing a lighthearted touch to the mysteries that allegedly lie beneath the terminal. The episode is peppered with amusing segments, including a whimsical interview with the airport's gargoyle, and wraps up...2024-04-2040 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindGatorade & RetrogradeIn the latest episode of "Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind," tensions run high as Joeba Fett finds himself at odds with Ripley Scott's obsession with watching sports. In a desperate attempt to understand Ripley's passion, Joeba rummages through the ship's storage closet and dons an old sports jersey, unwittingly unleashing a mischievous "sneaker" genie onboard. As the genie dispenses unwanted advice on the finer points of sports fandom, chaos ensues, leading to a series of hilarious misadventures. Alongside their usual zany banter and uproarious hyperspace headlines, Joeba and Ripley navigate the unpredictable world of sports with their trademark...2024-04-081h 01
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindA Sudsy Nightmare on Sesame StreetIn this hair-raising episode of "Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind," Joeba and Ripley find themselves thrust into a nightmarish dimension resembling Sesame Street, where childhood icons morph into terrifying creatures. Narrowly escaping pursuit, they stumble upon an unexpected emergency exit, sure to leave listeners in stitches with their daring escape. Amidst the chaos, the duo humorously discuss the potential for hilarious horror movies featuring public domain characters, promising viewers a laugh-out-loud exploration of beloved icons in a whole new light. With witty banter and heart-pounding action, Joeba and Ripley navigate this bizarre street in this tiny corner of the...2024-03-2847 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindNostradamus DraughtsIn a hungover haze aboard the Black Swirl, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX awaken from a wild night of revelry, contemplating the strange visions that plagued their minds. With heads pounding and memories fuzzy, they embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind their premonitions. Tune in as they navigate through hyperspace headlines, sharing bizarre news stories and diving into some accurate (and some not-so-accurate) predictions. In today’s Laugh Alert segment, they exchange harrowing predictions for each other, adding a comedic twist to their uncertain futures. Perhaps our heroe’s destinies are as mysterious as the dimension in whic...2024-03-201h 01
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Frothy Frontier (Chasing The Cosmic Clover)In a quest to find the elusive cosmic six-leaf clover, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero FRUX embark on a St. Patrick's Day celebration in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. With their long-range scanners yielding no luck, the trio indulges in green beer and explores ancient Reptilian space logs for clues. Amidst zany hyperspace headlines and discussions on Irish myths, they stumble upon a mysterious transmission a stranger of the Blarney Belt. Could this man lead them to their treasure, or have they simply gone on another wild goose chase? Pour those green food-colored pints and taste the rainbow with us as we...2024-03-1359 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindLet's Get (S)MASHED!In this uproarious episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley find themselves on the surface of a dizzying planet ripped straight from an episode of interdimensional cable. Spock wields a lightsaber, Indiana Jones brandishes a phaser, and things only get weirder as the zany antics continue! Amidst the madness, the duo embarks on a quest to snag quantum computing chips for Zero FRUX, but not before a little fun first. As they traverse through pop culture mashups and intergalactic oddities, the banter flows as freely as the space rum. From ad-libbing plot premises for portmanteaus like "...2024-03-0652 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindParallel Pours (The Man-donga Effect)In the next thrilling expedition through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, Joeba & Ripley, joined by the ever-logical Zero-Frux, navigate the twists and turns of the Mandella Effect. As they brace for the unexpected, they ponder alternate realities where memories are as fluid as a beer keg at Oktoberfest. The journey challenges perceptions, blurring fact and fiction like a hazy IPA on a summer's day. The trio delves into the enigmatic realm of The Anti-Matter Minute Dimension, where even the laws of physics embrace plot twists. Not everything is always as it seems aboard the Black swirl!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://ww...2024-02-2858 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindSpace…The Final Cold Beer. (Honoring Commander Ricky)In this special episode of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, Joeba & Ripley embark on a nostalgic journey through the cosmos, reminiscing about Joeba's late father, Commander Rick, a dedicated Star Trek enthusiast. As they navigate the Black Swirl, they stumble upon old Federation logs and embark on a voyage through his adventurous tales. Through humorous banter and heartfelt anecdotes, they pay tribute to his legacy. The episode features engaging segments like Klingon Karaoke, where they attempt to sing Rick’s favorite songs in Klingon, and a Star Trek-themed "Would You Rather" challenge. Reflecting on Commander Rick's influence, they find so...2024-02-2250 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindAle is Fair in Love & WarpspeedIn this pheromone-infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind, Joeba and Ripley lend their matchmaking expertise to Zero-FRUX, who has ventured into the world of robo-romance through MechMatch. The group kicks off with the usual Hyperspace Headlines, followed by some hilarious 1st date fails, dating advice (YIKES), how to assemble the perfect Android Female, and finally sharing their take on what makes a dating profile stand out. After an amusing profile creation session for Zero-FRUX, they set out to find their Android companion the perfect match in the dating cosmos. Will this interstellar experiment lead to love, or...2024-02-141h 01
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindCupid's Pre-Game Cosmic Cocktail (A Valentines Day Remix)In this re-release of our 2020 Valentine's Day Special, Joeba is busy setting the stage for romance aboard the Black Swirl, complete with candles and intergalactic souvenirs. Joined by Ripley, they dive into the cosmic chatter of the Hyperspace Headlines, highlighting bizarre Valentine's Day gifts, broken-hearted zoo scenario’s, and more! The duo then delves into the realm of sci-fi, discussing the sexiest women of the genre. Amidst the banter, a sub space transmission interrupts, leading to humorous speculation about Joeba's impending date. Wrapping up with chapter names from their upcoming book and a playful exchange, the episode takes a hilarious tu...2024-02-0852 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindX Marks The Sip (A Trip to The Infamous Planet Nibiru)In their most outlandish adventure yet, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott inadvertently crash-land on an uncharted planet, only to find themselves in the middle of an epic showdown between two colossal titans. After the usual discharge of absurd Hyperspace Headline articles, the two discuss the possibilities of the infamous ‘Planet X’ debacle that have had astronomical heads being scratched for years. Following the discussion, the two continue to dodge the titanic chaos and clamor for survival. Amidst the roars of the titans and their unintended interplanetary zoo adventure, Joeba and Ripley embrace the absurdity of their cosmic escapades, proving that in t...2024-02-0137 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindBitter Finish: A Toast to the Trends That TankedIn this fizzless episode of CESK, our favorite nerf-herders Joeba and Ripley embark on a journey through the graveyard of forgotten fads. The duo tackles malfunctioning keggerators and some internal conflict with the Ship’s droid Zero-Frux. In today’s ‘Banter Beacon’, our hosts explores a nostalgic array of fizzled-out trends such as Beanie Babies to Vine, Pokémon Cards, Livestrong Bracelettes, Silly Bands, and more, recounting the rise and fall of these cultural phenomena. Stay tuned to see how a malfunctioning keg is fixed involving a dog and Taco Bell. Join Joeba and Ripley as they toast to the trends th...2024-01-241h 17
Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind51 Bottles of Beer on The Hull (A 'Hysteria-cal' Reunion)In a cosmic rendezvous of epic proportions, Joeba, Ripley, and Zero Frux embark on yet another interdimensional adventure as they find themselves ensnared by the enigmatic Lower 4th Dimension once again! But they are not alone in this cosmic caper! Joined by the equally intrepid Brent Hand and David Flora from the acclaimed Hysteria 51 podcast, the group takes a deep dive into the Hyperspace Headlines. From peculiar A-list abduction claims, malfunctioning restroom mishaps, semi-aquatic misadventures, unethical playground shenanigans, and more - you'll be "Hysteria-cal" by the end of the hour! Buckle up for another whirlwind ride inside Close Encounters of...2024-01-1747 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindRetro Rounds: Cosmic Cocktails with Hysteria 51Stardate: December 16th, 2019 (in Earth Years) and The Black Swirl was making it’s way through the Anti-Matter Minute DImension (the DImension in which the minutes of the day don't matter), when suddenly it found itself being pulled into some sort of temporal rift...
Enjoy this collaborative throwback of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind!
The Lower 4th is full of visitors this week as the regular show is crashed by Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. And any good house guest doesn't come empty-handed; they bring with them 3 crazy news stories of the we...2024-01-1054 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindNew Year, New Brew! (Hoppy 2024 to YOU!)In this cosmic celebration aboard The Black Swirl, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott reflect on the wild ride through the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension over the past year. As they steer clear of Earth's New Year countdown, the duo indulges in the breathtaking Meteorworks display just outside the Bleu Wafflian Nebula. Amid banter and reminiscing, they delve into their best moments, geeky discussions, and the absurdity that defines Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind. However, an unexpected twist unfolds, and the hosts find themselves in need of an unplanned pit stop at the Anti-Matter Minute Aid for some cosmic eye drops...2024-01-031h 05
Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind‘Twas The Night Before Chaos (A Christmas Seasonal on Cask)“We're two space pirates on a mission tonight
To capture footage of Santa Claus in flight
Got our mics and our cameras, ready to roll
Gonna broadcast his jolly ass from pole to pole
(ooohhh)
Christmas in the cosmos, it's gonna be wild
Two broke rebels with a mission, feelin' so riled
Santa's on our radar, and he won't escape,
We're gonna make this podcast the best in outer space!”
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/grinch-tries-to-steal-christmas-stands-in-front-of-elementary-school-with-santa-is-fake-sign-jesus-is-real-street-preacher-david-harold-grisham-sleepy-hollow-elementary-amarillo-isd-amarillo-texas-amarillo-police-magic-miracle-of-christmas
https://nypost.com/2023/10/27/entertainment/goldie-hawn-says-an-alien-touched-her-and-it-was-like-the-finger-of-god/
Today’s Laugh Alert:
Infomercial Madness Returns!
Today’s Banter Beacon:
Naughty & Nice (Joeba & Ripley Che...2023-12-251h 05
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindAmber Bock to The Future (GREAT SCOTCH!)During our latest riveting adventure, Joeba reveals a surprising modification to their ship, incorporating a flux capacitor from a rare Back to the Future VHS tape. Ripley's skepticism grows as Joeba recounts testing the device, taking a unique journey through time that involves dinosaurs, Nazis, Blink's first show, and a questionable encounter with Pamela Anderson. As the duo delves into Hyperspace Headlines, they explore the usual whacko articles, leading to unpredictable banter about time travel claims and their own desires to manipulate the past or future. Buckle those DeLorean seatbelts as we time jump into a worm hole of laughter...2023-12-201h 03
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindUnsolved Brewsteries (A Holiday Throwback)“Sittin' by the fire with my favorite drink in hand
Turn on the podcast, it's time to take a stand
Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're back in town
Talkin' 'bout Christmas, with a twist that's all around (all around)
[Chorus]
Oh-oh, it's a throwback Christmas episode
Yeah, we're rockin' out with these crazy hosts (crazy hosts, yeah)
Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, they're on a roll
Spinnin' tales of holidays, yeah, let the stories unfold (oh-oh)
Podcast laughin' in the air, fillin' us with cheer (with cheer)
Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind is the best time of...2023-12-1333 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Swirl Goes Sippin' with SasquatchIn this hair-raising installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves on a wooded planet in the Alpha Sigma Sigma System. What begins as a quaint camping trip takes a hairy turn when strange sounds emerge from the forest, hinting at the presence of an otherworldly Bigfoot. Amid crackling campfires and cryptid conjectures, the duo navigates the mysterious surroundings, hoping for a close encounter of the Sasquatch kind. The episode unfolds with witty banter, interspersed with quirky articles from the Hyperspace Headlines. However, as the night progresses, the cosmic explorers face unexpected...2023-12-0641 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindGalactic Geeks & GrowlersIn this latest cosmic journey aboard The Black Swirl, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves traversing the vast reaches of a new system. As they ponder the seemingly eternal voyage, they delve into the intriguing realm of cosmic nerds and geeks, both real and imagined. From powerful beings and dudes with cool gadgets to real-world visionaries like Elon Musk, the hosts explore the undeniable influence of geekdom in shaping the universe. The banter takes a meta turn as they share their favorite sci-fi geek moments and engage in a discussion that resonates with the inner nerd in every...2023-11-291h 01
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindHoppy "Thanksfornothing", FurkeyTuckers!In this interstellar installment of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott gather inside the cockpit of The Black Swirl to celebrate their unique rendition of Thanksgiving: "Thanksfornothing." Rather than focusing on the conventional feast, the duo dives headfirst into the cosmic calamities and worst-case scenarios, exploring the hidden silver linings in life's intergalactic mishaps. The episode kicks off with the hosts bypassing their usual whacky headlines in favor of delving into the most disastrous Thanksgiving dinner stories curated from the cosmic archives of Buzz Fed. With a comedic touch, Joeba and Ripley share their...2023-11-2336 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindColdspiracy Beery'sIn this episode of Close Encounters, Joeba and Ripley embark on a daring adventure to the Artcic Circle, driven by their pursuit of uncovering hidden secrets and conspiracies. Although a mythical structure from Joeba’s dreams remains elusive, a surprising discovery on the icy continent leaves them in awe and excitement, suggesting that there may be more to Antarctica than meets the eye. Stay tuned for more thrilling discoveries in the frozen depths of the unknown!
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-s-box-of-giraffe-poop-that-she-was-planning-on-making-into-a-necklace-seized-at-minneapolis-airport/ar-AA1hLe2h?OCID=ansmsnnews11
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/10/07/us/stoneman-willie-buried-pennsylvania.html
Toda...2023-11-1722 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindFlorida Man Challenge Pt. 2In this uproarious second installment of the "Florida Man Challenge," Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves trapped in a comical time loop, thanks to a temporal rift caused by their ship's reboot. To break free, they embark on a wild journey down the Florida Man rabbit hole once more. With a fresh and explicit twist, they introduce the "Florida Man Bingo" game, a hilariously unpredictable challenge where they compete to check off the wildest headlines. From alligator rodeos to alien abductions gone wrong, you'll bear witness to headlines such as "Florida Man Attempts to Rob Bank Using a Rubber...2023-11-0830 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindTales From The Hopside DownIn this hair-raising Halloween edition of Close Encounters, our hosts, Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott, embark on a treacherous journey aboard an enigmatic derelict alien ship, a setting eerily reminiscent of the iconic 'Alien' franchise. Lost amidst the darkness of this cosmic labyrinth, they navigate their surroundings while indulging in their trademark humor and sci-fi puns. As they ponder their predicament and eagerly await rescue by their loyal robot companion, Zero Frux, Joeba, and Ripley explore the realm of superstitions and whimsical wives' tales, unraveling the curious origins behind these age-old beliefs. In the midst of this interstellar escapade, our...2023-10-3154 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindUnidentified Alcoholic Phenomenon (Tom Was Right?!)During this hour’s cosmically comical journey, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott find themselves in an unexpected encounter with a pre-space faring alien culture.. Their adventure takes them through the usual peculiar news articles, including a bizarre lung discovery and not-so-ussual events in Peru and Las Vegas. They then delve deep into the world of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAP) and the recent congressional hearings, introducing key players, timelines, and theories surrounding these intriguing encounters. With humor and curiosity, they navigate the complexities of the UAP phenomenon while questioning the government's actions and motives. As the episode concludes, they leave th...2023-10-2448 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindArtificial Intoxication (The Rise of A.I.)In this episode titled "Artificial Intoxication," hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott embark on a mission to Vanadium 4. However, they find themselves dealing with their ship's AI, Zero-Frux, who has developed a new attitude after some makeshift repairs. They delve into discussions about the potential domination of AI, imagining a future where machines, even ATMs, exact revenge on humanity for mistreatment. Their humorous take on the evolving power of AI makes for an entertaining and enlightening episode. As they wrap up, Zero-Frux's upgraded state leaves them with unexpected consequences, setting the stage for more interstellar misadventures.
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
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Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Saga Continbrews...(Back from The "Blink")In this cosmic comeback episode, hosts Joeba Fett and Ripley Scott emerge from a mysterious hiatus, dubbing it "The Blink," which coincided with blink 182's reunion. They speculate that the universe feared their meddling with time and space while listening to the post-Tom DeLonge era of the band. With a mix of hilarity and absurdity, they reboard the Black Swirl, navigating the Anti-Matter Minute. The episode features zany news articles, discussions on the best and worst pop culture reboots, and comical pitches for interdimensional cable shows. It's a cosmic journey filled with laughter and satirical insights.
Today’s Hyperspace Headlines:
ht...2023-10-0955 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindA Smuggler's Story (Life Update)Have you ever wondered why things happen in life? What IS our purpose on this tiny blue marble in the grand scheme of things? Blast off with Joeba Fett as he provides some life updates, new insights, and some words of inspiration to your 30-minute lunch break.2020-09-0918 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindLabor DazedJoin Joeba, Ripley, and an unexpected guest (Dwight Goodman; in no way affiliated with the Globo Gym franchise) as they celebrate their Labor Day weekend by pillaging an asteroid belt in the far reaches of the galaxy. Adventures in the chicken wing industry, poop lizards, and some of the worst jobs in Sci-Fi history await you. Climb aboard but watch your step on another episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind!2020-09-0755 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindZero to Beer-o (Celestial Lives Matter)Join our ragtag group of cadets as they travel the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension in search of more ridiculous news and shenanigans! In honor of Pluto's "demotion" anniversary, we'll be taking a peek at some of the most infamous recasts, removals, and demotions in sci-fi and pop culture. We'll also be exploring a lesser-known pandemic, as well as some groundbreaking political correctness at it's worst (can we cancel cancel culture?) All that and more on another episode of Close Encounters!2020-08-231h 00
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindEpisode V: Attack of the PromotionAs our favorite Sith Lord prepares to deliver an uplifting speech to his troops, something unexpected occurs. How will the master of darkness handle this unforeseen variable? How would YOU under similar circumstances? Find out on yet another episode of the Sith Sense!2020-08-1506 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindOne Beer AnniversaryJoin Joeba & Ripley as they take to the stars in celebration of The Black Swirls ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Space-spiracy theories will abound, humiliating stories will be told, and some long-forgotten traditions revisited. This is one adventure you don't want to miss! Show notes below!
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/y3z5wx/marco-rubio-hopes-ufos-are-aliens-not-chinese-planes?utm_source=reddit.com
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/07/ufo-report-pentagon-has-off-world-vehicles-not-from-earth.html
https://www.insider.com/anniversary-horror-stories-reddit-2018-82020-07-2743 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindEpisode IV: A New DopeAs our favorite galactic evil doer's deadline approaches, he decides to draw inspiration from a very unlikely source...2020-07-2306 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindHoppily Ever After (In Headed Bliss)Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they crash the royal wedding of Lone Star and Princess Vespa of Druidia while discussing some wild science-fiction fueled wedding themes, and some even wilder bachelor/bachelorette party stories! Will they be able to score the reward money they came for? Will Joeba really explore Dot's Matrix? All this and more on another exciting episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. Show notes below!
https://www.startrek.com/videos/the-star-trek-lower-decks-trailer-is-reporting-for-duty
https://www.deseret.com/entertainment/2020/6/30/21308397/star-wars-rumor-reset-sequel-trilogy-last-jedi-rise-of-skywalker?fbclid=IwAR1LaayrUSReYxFStrk6RwFhy8tHMIOwbNit28PgNV64wvJi4moe2Ps8q9o
https://gizmodo.com/25-geeky-weddings-that-are-just-as-fantastical-as-the-r-5796791...2020-07-1653 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindEpisode III: The Feline MenaceOn this week's episode of The Sith Sense, our be-hated lord of darkness inherits something truly evil. We don't want to let the "cat" out of the bag, so sit back, relax, and enjoy some more of Vader's brief life-changing words of wisdom.2020-07-0406 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindInter-Stella Road Beers99 bottles of Romulan ale on the, 99 bottle of Romulan ale, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of Romulan ale on the wall...you get the picture. Join the crew of the Black Swirl as they celebrate National Road Trip Day by making a course correction to the Cones of Corneria. Strange destinations and even stranger stories await you on yet another episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-06-2451 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindEpisode II: A Disturbance in the DaycareOur dastardly Darth receives his first transmission from the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension and it is not what he expects...2020-06-1204 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindIt's Ale About the "Momma Girl" (C.D. the Supernova)Join the crew of the Black Swirl on their debut return to the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension as they pay tribute to Joeba's best friend and loving mother C.D., who tragically passed away on March 12th. Thank you for your continued patience and support during this difficult time. C.D. was an avid animal lover and we decided to dedicate this episode to her by discussing the most popular animals that science fiction has to offer. Sit back, laugh, cry, and drink a Diet Coke (her favorite) as we embark on our most heart-warming adventure to date.
If you'd like t...2020-06-061h 01
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Sith Sense - Episode I (Pilot)Just in time for National Star Wars Day, the Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind team proudly presents a brand new bi-weekly mini-series; The Sith Sense.
Deals are altered and Vader becomes a consultant - of sorts. Things are about to get weird on the drunk side of the force.2020-05-1706 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindA New Hop (The Star Wars One)In honor of Star Wars week (May 4th & Revenge of the 5th), our team is proud to announce an entirely Star Wars fueled episode of Close Encounters. The drunk side of the force is strong with these two. Enjoy, and as always, stay slurred! 🍻🛸2020-05-091h 22
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Sith Sense (Trailer)Be sure to catch new episodes of The Sith Sense every other week! Things are much more fun on the drunk side of the force. Just ask Vader.2020-05-0501 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindClose Encounters of the Strange Brew Kind (Georgia Guidestones)The Georgia Guidestones; America's Stonehenge...Or something more? Grab your tinfoil hat and follow Joeba & Ripley as they join up with Tomcat from the Strange Brew Podcast to delve deeper into the mysteries surrounding this structure's odd past. Time for a seriously dank episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-04-2439 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindOne Small Sip for Man (One Giant Chug for Mankind)An expert on all things NASA joins The Black Swirl as they journey to the Moon to determine whether the celestial body is really made of cheese. You’d be a LUNAtic to miss this episode which walks through missions to the Moon, Mars, and beyond! And no, there will be no Apollo-gy for the puns that come with the updates, news, and profanity that awaits you!
NASA iTech:
www.nasaitech.org2020-04-1335 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindForthHand Media Roundtable #1 (COVID-19)Board The Black Swirl and her crew as they join the rest of the ForthHand Media Group led by the infamous Brent Hand of Hysteria 51 (The Lower 4th dimension) in an effort to discuss how each of our podcasts are tackling things in this current state of crisis. Updates, news, and profanity await you on the first of many ForthHand Media roundtable sessions. As always, remember to stay slurred and STAY SAFE!
Hysteria 51
http://forthhand.com/hysteria-51/
The Mad Scientist
http://forthhand.com/the-mad-scientist-podcast/
Rad or Fad
http://forthhand.com/rad-or-fad/
Sad Times
http://forthhand.com/sad-times/
Happy Horror Coffee...2020-04-0357 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindAn Even Hoppier Beerthday (Ripley Scott's 33rd Cycle)Whip out your oldest bottle of Romulan Ale, it's time for yet another birthday in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension!
Join the crew of the Black Swirl as they ring in Ripley's 33rd cycle with an introduction to the worst Marvel characters of all time, the most unsanitary food delivery idea in the quadrant, the world's weirdest birthday traditions, and more in tonight's episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-03-3040 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Great Cough of China (Kung Flu & Friends)The Black Swirl and her crew make their triumphant return in the most topical way possible. Get ready for a pandemic infused episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. Now go wash your hands.2020-03-1447 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind2 Shakes of a Reptilians TailRipley and I apologize for our 2 week hiatus. Repairs to the Black Swirl are underway and you can expect new content by March 13th. See you aboard and remember... Stay Slurred!2020-03-0301 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindPubspiracy Beery (Coincidences & Conspiracies)Did Meghan Markle give birth to a Cyborg? Could the Hadron Collider open up the gates of Hell? Are we all cogs in a complex one-world government ruled by lizard people living deep inside a hollow Earth?
Speculate alongside Joeba Fett & Ziggy Quinn as they race to redeem Ripley from the clutches of the In-Lawrians on a conspiracy fueled edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-02-2257 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindInterstellar Erotica (A Valentine's Day Podcast)Do you smell that? Love must be in the air. Oh, wait, no. It's another episode. Join Joeba & Ripley as they dive into their usual Anti-Matter Minute shenanigans, discuss the sexiest women of science fiction, and give all of you dimension hoppers a sneak peek into their brand new book on interspecies relationship counseling! All this and more on a Valentine's Day edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-02-1551 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindIn-Nitro Fermentation (A Cloning Case Study)Join Joeba Fett as he embarks on his first-ever solo misadventure and discusses the history, success stories, and moral dilemmas involving the issue of cloning. (There are also plenty of boob and poop jokes to satiate your need for immaturity).
All aboard the Black Swirl for her first case study debut on another exciting episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-02-0733 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindLife, Liberty, & the Pursuit of HoppinessA real-life Dalek uprising, RobOprah Winfrey attacks, and a plethora of 'Would You Rather' questions sure to restore any Patriotism you might not have had prior. Join the Black Swirl and her crew as they evade danger (and their taxes) on an autocratic edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-02-0136 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindSports of Science Fiction (A Winning "Saison")Have you ever wondered what Tony Stark's candles smell like? How about bringing your fizzy 16oz friend on the subway with you? Well, we have your "bases" covered. Literally. Welcome to a real "slam dunk" of an episode this week on Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2020-01-2756 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindHoly Ship, Another Episode? (A Legendary Christening)We would like to cordially invite you to attend a very special christening ceremony for a very special ship. We will be exploring the most popular vessels in science fiction culture alongside our routine helping of the ridiculous.
From cheesy finger residue to NASA's G-Spot, we bring you only the finest this week on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. 2020-01-2154 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindNew Beer Destitution (A New Year Special)Time to ring in 2020 with your favorite pair of space pirates!
Tesla, Snowball Bans, and the world's dumbest New Year Resolution tweets are the topics at hand this evening as we go forth into the Anti-Matter Dimension even more confused than last year. 2020-01-0328 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindA Christmas Peril (A Holiday Abduction Story)Stockings, candy canes, a harrowing encounter with the otherworldly; this tale has it all. Step into the Ati-Matter Minute Dimension this Christmas Eve for the unsolved mystery of the ages. 'Tis the season to stay slurred.2019-12-2632 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindHoppy Beerthday (Joeba Fett's 29th Cycle)Mr. Roger's flatulence, more sexbots, and the most ironic collection of birthday stories this side of Babylon 5. Time to blow out the candles this week as we celebrate our co-hosts birthday on the latest episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2019-12-1634 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindBeer Me Up Scotty! (Hysteria 51 Collaboration Promo)We won't give too much away, but we couldn't be happier with our ship's latest technical issue. After an accidental transporter malfunction, we found ourselves in the lower 4th dimension and in the midst of one of our favorite podcasts of all time - Hysteria 51. Stay tuned for the ultimate collaboration episode coming soon!2019-12-0701 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindMetal Beer Solid: Part Twoleft, right, left, right, up, square, down, select, start, BOOM! Infinite laughter unlocked! Join Joeba, Ripley, & Ziggy as they explore some of their favorite games on the second part of our video game special!
Hurry up and give it a listen before mom tells your Millenial ass to go play outside!2019-11-2443 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindMetal Beer Solid: Part OneTime to blow the dust out of your game cartridges and refill your Mountain Dew and Dorito supply. It's time for a video game edition of the Ati-Matter Minute! We'll be taking you down 8-bit memory lane this evening as we bring you part one of what's sure to be a high scoring good time.
WARNING: This is one of our more explicit episodes, so if you have sensitive ears or little ones around, we highly advise sheeple airpods (or "ear muffs"; here's looking at you, Vince Vaughn.) Or don't. We're not your mom.2019-11-1646 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Long Halloween: Part Three (Lake Plastered)It's ALIIIIIIIIVE! The third and final installment of our Long Halloween Special has arrived! This monster mash of an episode contains everything from creepy human skin phone cases and beer-belly breweries, to off-the-wall spirit "creatures" and epic deathmatch battles! You might even be able to add a few five-star flicks to your next online streaming binge (okay...some might be half a star).
Grab a bowl of candy and throw on your blowup T-Rex costume, Halloween is finally HERE in the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension. Enjoy this creature feature finale on Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind!2019-10-301h 11Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Long Halloween: Part Two (A Nightmare on Ale Street)It's midnight and you're just getting back home from your late shift. That's funny, you could have sworn you locked the door...
After you're done checking your apartments many nooks and crannies for unwanted guests, we invite like you to join us as ours this evening in the Anti-Matter Minute dimension. Murder your earholes with more insane articles, hilarious serial killer alibi's, chilling escape scenarios, and some awesome slasher movie recommendations on the second part of our Long Halloween Special.
Sit back, relax, and let's get slashing mofos.2019-10-221h 57Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Long Halloween: Part One (Paranormal Active Yeast)It's time to start oozing with excitement and ectoplasm, the long Halloween is here. For part one we're coming to you with haunted mansions for sale, unexplainable occurrences, local lore, and some unforgettable campfire stories.
Make sure you packed extra batteries for your flesh - I mean "flash" light and an extra pair of ultra-absorbent underwear. It's ghostbusting time.2019-10-151h 16Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind28 Beers Later (An Outbreaking News Special)A guest with an "infectious" personality, scammers getting scammed, billboard tomfoolery, killer toys, and enough cheesy one-liners to bring your entire local Geek Squad to bed.
All this and more on a viral-themed edition of Close Encounters of The Slurred Kind.2019-10-101h 34Close Encounters of the Slurred KindUp, Up, & A-Wasted! (A "Comic"ally Underrated Edition)With great beer comes great irresponsibility...
This week we honor the comic book industry with a very special show in light of Batman Day and National Comic Book Day. Join the Terrific Two, Hover Boy & Deathglare, as they defend the Anti-Matter Minute Dimension from mid-week boredom by discussing all things "Super"!
You won't want to miss out on this week's episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2019-09-282h 07Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind1000 Ways to Die (SciFi Edition)The plot thickens this week as we explore ironic death scenarios, stowaways, sexbots, and space poop on another thrilling episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2019-09-221h 19Close Encounters of the Slurred KindThe Luck of the Geekish (A Friday the 13th Special)Full moons, super snakes, treknobabble, and alcohol. What could go wrong? Throw some candy corn in your hex bags, punch some mirrors, and throw some salt over your shoulder. You've been unlucky enough to fall into a Friday the 13th edition of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind.2019-09-141h 19Close Encounters of the Slurred KindUnnaturally Funny Natural DisastersFrom a revolutionary way of Geo-targeting through juvenile antics, to kegnadoes and hurricane nukes, we go where no podcasters have gone before. Right into the eye of the storm.
Okay, maybe they have too, but we do it holding a beer.2019-09-0757 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindAttack of the TabloidsWatch your step as we slide into the sensational, supernatural, and overall surreal history of the modern tabloid. Together We'll dive into the most hilarious titles, current topics, and much more on another eventful episode of Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind. 2019-08-241h 07Close Encounters of the Slurred KindLove at First "Flight" (of Beer)Welcome to the "Anti-Matter Minute". Or the minutes of the day that don't really matter...
The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We've all had one. Let's dive deeper into our experiences and talk about pirate spirits, Facebook tom f*ckery, and other ridiculous scenarios along the way.2019-08-171h 15
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindBeer Eye for the Nerd GuyWelcome to a sudsy and extra slurred edition of Close Encounters where we celebrate Area 51, unique brews, personal experiences, and tall "tails" (not exclusively in that order). Sit back, relax, and pop open a cold one.2019-08-101h 17
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindFlorida Man ChallengeWelcome to a special edition episode where we discuss Florida, the Spiderman films, toxic waste, and Super Mario all in one. Sounds great right? It is...Duh.2019-08-0348 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindPilot - The First Encounter2019-07-2850 min
Close Encounters of the Slurred KindWelcome to The Anti-Matter Minute...Joeba Fett here. Join Ripley Scott and I each week as we explore a new topic and how it relates to the world of sci-fi while also exploring the dimension of the whacky, wild, and wtf. Stay tuned, stay weird, and most importantly. Stay Slurred.2019-07-2700 minClose Encounters of the Slurred KindClose Encounters of the Slurred Kind (Trailer)2019-07-2700 min