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When You Fic Me In The EyesI Hate This Food (Ep. 5)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Kitty and I unlock the finale of the second installment of the Toe Trilogy. While we attempt to critique chapters 13-15, we also talk about inner conflict, Shawn/Joe fanfiction, remembering you're a good writer, and seeds of later writing styles. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood2022-03-1157 minWhen You Fic Me In The EyesWhat I Did to Shawn (Ep. 4)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Laura and I how I completely screwed over Shawn Merrick. While we attempt to critique chapters 10-12, we also talk about sublimation, getting reader feedback, losing control of a self-insert, levels of eye description, and messy new years. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd r...2022-02-271h 05When You Fic Me In The EyesTerry's One Hand (Ep. 3)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Laura and I unlock Joe's twisted character development. While we attempt to critique chapters 7-9, we also talk about twin telepathy, left/right-handed discourse, italics for dramatic emphasis, and breaking into Jessica Mitch's email. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd remember, don't tell the J...2022-02-121h 12When You Fic Me In The EyesHow Love Triangles Should Be (Ep. 2)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Ham and I unlock the exact moment where my writing improves. While we attempt to critique chapters 4-6, we also talk about love at first sight, active characters, Terry's codependency radar, and Shawn being an actual character. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd remember, d...2021-11-071h 16When You Fic Me In The EyesThe Anniversary Episode! (Part III)In this Anniversary Episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, we unlock a fic that Joey is proud of!Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd remember, thank you for one year of listening!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2021-10-311h 04When You Fic Me In The EyesThe Anniversary Episode! (Part II)In this Anniversary Episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, we unlock a fic that Joey is proud of!Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd remember, thank you for one year of listening!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2021-10-311h 08When You Fic Me In The EyesThe Anniversary Episode! (Part I)In this Anniversary Episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, we unlock a fic that Joey is proud of! Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd remember, thank you for one year of listening! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2021-10-311h 10When You Fic Me In The EyesThe One True Top (Ep. 1)In this premiere episode of Season Two of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Ham and I unlock the new love interest. While we attempt to critique chapters 1-3, we also talk about the real reason why Jack cheated on Terry, side characters, Karen's Throuple, changing fonts to write with, and passing the Bechdel Test. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her o...2021-10-221h 53When You Fic Me In The EyesWhen You Fic Me in the Eyes: Season 1 RecapYou're here, you don't want to listen to all the episodes before this, and that's fine. You're valid. Season 2 is right around the corner and this will have everything you need to know about the goings-on in season 1. Enjoy! Follow our socials!Twitter: twitter.com/wyfmiteInstagram: instagram.com/wyfmiteTheme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd remember, don't tell the Jonas Brothers about t...2021-10-2105 min
When You Fic Me In The EyesThe Reality of Happy Endings (Ep. 17)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Annika and I unlock the finale of the first installment of the Toe Trilogy! While we attempt to critique chapters 70-74, we also talk about bookends, pathetic fallacy, using third person POV the wrong way, dynamic characters, and relationships built on nothing. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.s...2021-06-3049 minWhen You Fic Me In The EyesQuirky Drama (Ep. 16)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Val and I unlock the hospital birth scene. While we attempt to critique chapters 66-69, we also talk about heteronormativity, swine flu, horrible nicknames for babies, plot devices, staple fanfiction tropes, and sudden shifts in narrative. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodAnd remember, don't t...2021-06-261h 03When You Fic Me In The EyesToe Dependency (Ep. 15)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Val and I try to remember where the characters are. While we attempt to critique chapters 61-65, we also talk about unrealistic breakfast standards, dating norms, romanticizing co-dependency, writing fanfiction for shows we know nothing about, Terry's major, and Terry's unfortunate surprise birthday present.Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on I...2021-05-301h 13When You Fic Me In The EyesAll for Two Chapters of Drama (Ep. 14)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Ricky and I unlocked the reasons behind inconsistent characterization in fanfiction. While we attempt to critique chapters 56-60, we also talk about the devil, Toe Truthers in 2009, resolving conflict too early in the story, amnesia plotlines, predicting Kevin and Danielle's daughter, and Joe's meatloaf. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on I...2021-05-141h 24When You Fic Me In The EyesThe Royal Wedding (Ep. 13)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Ricky and I unlocked the reason why I hate it here. While we attempt to critique chapters 51-55, we also talk about getting Mandy lore from the Scholastic Book Fair, why Trish and Terry and planning Kevin and Danielle's wedding, Perez Hilton, character flaws, and hit TV show Ghost Whisperer.Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by...2021-05-021h 23When You Fic Me In The EyesPrivate Jets Are Like Taxis (Ep. 12)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Ham and I unlocked the reason why every character is white. While we attempt to critique chapters 46-50, we also talk about Terry's vlog being the story format, getting Trish a man, the only conflict I know how to write, morning breath kisses, and not experiencing time. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. F...2021-04-181h 29When You Fic Me In The EyesTops Don't Cry (Ep. 11)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Ham and I unlocked the origin of Terry's surname. While we attempt to critique chapters 41-45, we also talk about point of view switching, Trish's superpower, separation anxiety, slice of life stories, and things characters didn't have to say. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.soodA...2021-04-021h 33When You Fic Me In The EyesUnrealistic Date Settings (Ep. 10)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Yuè and I unlocked old Jonas Brothers lore. While we attempt to critique chapters 38-40, we also talk about the four and a half functions of dialogue, smut scenes that aren't important, our favorite Katy Perry songs, not knowing how recording studios work, and swingers.Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her o...2021-03-191h 12When You Fic Me In The EyesPetty Fights Over Ice Cream (Ep. 9)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Yuè and I unlock my shitty songwriting. While we attempt to critique chapters 35-37, we also talk about differentiating characters in a large cast, Katy Perry's random presence, not knowing the Jonas Brothers, and Terry's trauma.ALSO, CONTENT WARNING for a short, but graphic, description of a car accident. Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by...2021-03-051h 04When You Fic Me In The EyesQuintessentially Quizilla - Part II (Ep. 8)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Bridget and I unlock how my mother's idea of who I should become when I was a child fucked me over. While we attempt to critique chapters 31-34, we also talk about the Toe serial killer alternate universe, having fun with your art, exploring Terry and Joe when they're apart, random insignificant characters being introduced, and the pitfalls of capitalism.Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow...2021-02-191h 17When You Fic Me In The EyesQuintessentially Quizilla - Part I (Ep. 7)Despite it all, I'm back! In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Bridget and I unlock the ghost Terry/Jack alternate universe. While we attempt to critique chapters 29-30, we also talk about shipping Tack, hating the Jonas Brothers, foreshadowing plot twists, condensing scenes, and providing no emotional pay-off.Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @wyfmite! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika...2021-02-051h 14When You Fic Me In The EyesWhen You Fic Me in the Eyes: A TrailerImagine a toddler holding up a drawing they made for you. Now, imagine that same drawing but an adult is holding it up to you and they're like "Hey I found this in the deepest dungeon of my mind! Isn't it neat?" This is what the podcast basically is. Listen to this trailer to get a taste of what's in store! Follow our socials! Twitter: twitter.com/wyfmiteInstagram: instagram.com/wyfmiteTheme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12drawsCo...2021-02-0310 minWhen You Fic Me In The EyesMy Worst Plotline - Part II (Ep. 6)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Margot and I unlock Terry's feelings for Jack. While we attempt to critique chapters 27-28, we also talk about Frankie helping Joe move on, why I hate monthsaries, time skips as transitions, Jack's lack of characterization, and crying into Frappuccinos.Again, short hiatus for January for some system updates (fingers crossed) and I'll be back on the first Friday of February.Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair...2021-01-011h 04When You Fic Me In The EyesMy Worst Plotline - Part I (Ep. 5)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Margot and I unlock the secret of the hotel the characters stayed at in Vegas. While we attempt to critique chapters 25-26, we also talk about Twilight Saga: New Moon, character motivation, getting catharsis from fictional conflict, how to make love triangles good, and the Jonas Brothers getting lost in the wilds of America. Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12draws Cover ar...2020-12-181h 13When You Fic Me In The EyesGayby's First Smut Scene (Ep. 4)In this episode of When You Fic Me in the Eyes, Kitty and I unlock the only way fourteen-year-old Joey could have Joe ditch the purity ring. While we attempt to critique chapters 21-24, we also talk about Quizilla's rating system, characters with less than one dimension, testing reader's suspension of disbelief, page breaks, the intricacies of smut writing, and why I'm struggling (in general). Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair. Follow her on Instagram @artemismoon12draws Cover ar...2020-12-041h 40When You Fic Me In The EyesLate Night Date Nights (Ep. 3)In this episode of When You Fic Me In The Eyes, Ham and I unlock the reason why I thought Joe and Terry could still snack after a presumably big dinner at what presumably may be a Cheesecake Factory (not sponsored). While we attempt to critique chapters 15-20, we also talk about dropping tension, accidental foreshadowing, blond people smelling like lemons, and Kevin Jonas's birthday. Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair.Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow he...2020-11-201h 27When You Fic Me In The EyesBeing Colonized Was Not My Fault (Ep. 2)In this episode of When You Fic Me In The Eyes, Hannah and I unlock the reason why I'm so good with English. While we attempt to critique chapters 9 to 14, we also talk about avoiding conflict (fictional and non-fictional), civilians in film sets, colonialism, my first forays into writing smut, and why fanfiction is better. Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh!Theme music is Run to You by my friend Islay Sinclair.Cover art by my friend Annika. Follow her on Instagram @annika.sood.And remember, don't te...2020-11-061h 27When You Fic Me In The EyesMy Greatest Shame: The Fic That Started It All (Ep. 1)In the pilot episode of When You Fic Me In The Eyes, Annika and I unlock the tragic backstory of why I became a writer. Tragic in the mortifying, anxiety dream sort of way. We also try to critique Chapters 1 through 8 of My Gay Jonas Brothers Fanfiction that I wrote twelve years ago. I intend to send the audio file to the past and have my younger self listen to it in hopes that they will make better decisions in life. Follow me on Twitter @joeypcariaga! Point at me and laugh! 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