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All Serious SubjectsThe Liver King Goes After Joe RoganWelcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast, in this episode, "The Liver King Goes After Joe Rogan," hosts Adam and John serve up 2025’s wildest laughs. We dive into the Liver King getting arrested for going after Joe Rogan.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsWatch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3qywZUAYskSubscribe for weekly All Serious Subjects episodes#LiverKing #JoeRogan #AllSeriousSubjects #ComedyPodcast #RoganBeef #AlphaMale #PrimalDiet2025-06-2844 min
All Serious SubjectsBig Business & Alpha MalesWelcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast. In "Big Business & Alpha Males" hosts Adam and John start with business ideas from Adam’s notes, pitching schemes that’ll make millions. Then, we talk news, from Trump’s new phone to TikTok trends. Next, we get into alpha male boot camps, and their macho man business. We vibe with guys just being dudes at the park, living the bro life. Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsWatch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AllSeriousSubjectsVisit AllSeriousSubjects.com: https://www.allser...2025-06-2144 min
All Serious SubjectsBusiness BoysWelcome to the All Serious Subjects comedy podcast... in this episode, "Business Boys," hosts Adam and John do their best. What're your thoughts on the weather? Has it been nice? well that's nice, I've been getting over a sickness. So there's that and also it's a bit warmer than I'd like it to be.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsListen on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/0aBa2sY8h8J6IXgJ8ktXvKt?si=vm6wk1rdQ5OVEDezISduIgVisit...2025-06-1447 min
All Serious SubjectsNothing but NyeWelcome to the All Serious Subjects comedy podcast! In "Nothing but Nye," hosts Adam and John bring the laughs to cure your 2025 blues. We kick off with prank calls, dialing up strangers with Bill Nye-inspired science gags. Then, we riff on everything from bad science puns to 2025’s wildest news. Next, we dive into weird fan fiction, reading bonkers Bill Nye stories that’ll leave you in stitches. It’s the funniest podcast for comedy fans! Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4a Follow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjects Listen on Spotify: https...2025-06-0757 min
All Serious SubjectsAutism TestWelcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode hosts Adam and John are here to make the tummy ache go away. We start with making love songs. Then, we hit the news. Next, we dive into the FishTank Season 4 trailer, its June 13, 2025 premiere and $8,000 prize. Finally, we explore autism testing, decoding quizzes and neurodiversity insights. It’s the best podcast ever.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsListen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0aBa2sY8h8J6IXgJktXvKt?si=vm6wk1rdQ5OVEDezISduIgVisit Al...2025-05-3140 min
All Serious SubjectsCan AI Make a Podcast in 2025?Welcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In "Can AI Make a Podcast?" hosts Adam and John explore whether AI can take over podcasting. We start with an intro unpacking the rise of AI creativity, then dive into Gemini making a podcast script, testing Google’s AI. Next, we put Grok to the test with its own script, seeing how it stacks up. Finally, we unravel the Tay AI lore, revisiting Microsoft’s infamous chatbot.Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/7s9rUE3A4aFollow us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@allserioussubjectsWatch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com...2025-05-2444 min
All Serious SubjectsFree Plane From QatarWelcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "Free Plane From Qatar," hosts Adam and John tackle a wild mix of viral stories and random internet videos. We kick off with the free plane from Qatar story, talking directing with a "representative" from Qatar. Then, we dive into the Africa WWE Royal Rumble. Next, we break down Kanye West’s latest album. Things take a dark turn with a guy’s fatal ski jump fail, followed by pranks gone wrong that spiral out of control. We wrap up with a raw look at drinking and driving, and how...2025-05-1748 min
All Serious SubjectsShark TankIn this episode hosts Adam and John dive into the world of entrepreneurship in reality TV. We start with a look at Shark Tank’s history, breaking down the show’s other versions and how it became so popular in America. , we unpack Kettle Gryp, a fitness game-changer (crap piece of injection molded plastic) pitched to the Sharks, followed by Calm Strips, a unique (idiotic) anxiety-relief product. Next, we explore Blowzee, a dumb hygiene solution for blowing out candles, and wrap up with Over EZ Chicken Coop, a backyard farming innovation...made by the Amish so we know its good...2025-05-1052 min
All Serious SubjectsThe Continual Kanye Crash Out and Chris ChanIn this episode, "The Continual Kanye Crash Out and Chris Chan," hosts Adam and John. We kick off with Ye Dolf’s latest Twitter crash out, dissecting Kanye’s wild X posts and their fallout. Then, we reflect on Pope Francis’s passing, riffing on nicotine and its cultural grip. Next, we explore Latin America’s weather girls, focusing on their viral “cleavage with the weather” appeal. We take a nostalgic trip through old phone designs, from flip phones to BlackBerrys, before diving into a Florida woman’s unthinkable crime. Finally, we unpack the Chris Chan arrest and lore, diving deep in...2025-04-261h 01All Serious SubjectsStraight White FantasiesWelcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this episode, "Straight White Fantasies," hosts Adam and John tackle a wild mix of pop culture and chaos. We dive into a Lenny Kravitz house tour, making critical judgments about the decor and drawing parallels to the problems in modern society. Then, we unpack the Drake and Josh drama and reconciliation, diving into the Nickelodeon saga that’s got everyone buzzing. Things shift gears with cop chases in Ohio, exploring the high-speed madness. It’s a blend of celebrity gossip, social commentary, and real-world craziness.2025-04-191h 00
All Serious SubjectsThe Definitive Fast Food Tier ListWelcome to the All Serious Subjects podcast! In this hilarious episode, we break down the ultimate fast food tier list, ranking the best and worst of your favorite chains. From Raising Cane’s sauce snobs (who dares ask for anything else?) to the undeniable greatness of Waffle House, we’ve got hot takes and wild riffs. Adam shares a creepy story of being groped by an older kid in a Cici’s Pizza arcade, while we pitch genius (or insane) ideas like an abortion clinic/taco truck hybrid and Uber for guns. Plus, enjoy our sarcastic AI-made “Happy Birthday Reid” vi...2025-03-2943 min
All Serious SubjectsTragedeighGet ready for a great episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast! Adam and John explore bizarre baby names like Ray Farty and Ninja Egg Salad—social media’s funniest name fails. Discover the Clean Camper Bidet, the ultimate RV camping upgrade for stress-free boondocking. We also imagine Gaza as a hipster paradise with cat cafes and rubble amusement parks. Enjoy laughs, bidet reviews, and satire on Trump, Zelensky, and JD Vance’s diplomacy. Perfect for comedy podcast fans, RV camping enthusiasts, and lovers of offbeat news. Listen now for a wild, unforgettable ride!2025-03-0851 min
All Serious SubjectsSharia LoveYoutube really hated the fact that we watched a video and cut this thing down but here in all its audio glory, the full episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John give you sweet sweet Sharia Love.2025-03-0155 min
All Serious SubjectsE-Girl PSYOPThe military is invading your thoughts and it's doing it by appealing to the inner gooner. #egirls are now in the military trying their breast to get you to enlist. There is also a new AI chat bot in town. Elon Musk and xAI have shot up the leaderboards and now Grok is on top. Foor how long? who knows, but it's better than the other ones in my experience since it allows you to goof around. Also Sydney Sweeney has some big cans, scientifically. The subjects couldn't get more serious on the latest installment of the All Serious Subjects...2025-02-2249 min
All Serious SubjectsNothing But N*zis and NostalgiaHey everyone, Brayden here with another breaking Disney news update, this time coming from Kanye West. There's also a lot of Super Bowl Commercial talk that turns into early 2000s commercial talk. Either way you slice it, it's Adam and John and this is the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast2025-02-151h 04
All Serious SubjectsLet’s Turn the Frogs GayAdam and John get serious this episode and talk the "reasons" behind the Luka Doncic trade, watch Glorilla videos, and chat with AI in this episode. All that and more on the latest and greatest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podast.2025-02-0847 min
All Serious SubjectsTrump n’ DumpTrump is launching crypto meme coins and pardoning people. A very interesting start to his second term. John and Adam fill you in and fill you up with all the latest news and the most serious of subjects on this weeks episode of the All Serious Subjects podcast.2025-01-2556 min
All Serious SubjectsEstately WomanWhat happens when you're enjoying a typical night over at the pad with the boys and all of a sudden Kyle walks through the dude den door wearing a set of authentic 18th century Provencal undergarments, opaque and as ornate as a tea time doily? I can't explain what came over me, it was as if I was possessed by Beelzebub himself. I shan't recount the acts I committed towards Kyle, my beloved bro. In retrospect, my therapist reassured me that it was only a case of hallucinations caused by rapid onset schizophrenia as a result of consuming an irresponsible...2024-12-1453 min
All Serious SubjectsDeath of a CEORogan believes in dragons? A CEO was murdered? Hunter Biden was pardoned? What is this, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast with Adam and John? You bet your buns it is.2024-12-0750 min
All Serious SubjectsFishtank Live RecapThis episode is mostly John recapping fishtank live to Adam, but it's the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Enjoy2024-11-3056 min
All Serious SubjectsChristian Conservative PodcastThe Christian Conservative Podcast is here (CCP) from the All Serious Subjects (ASS). Adam and John are the podcast saviors no one asked for.2024-11-2354 min
All Serious SubjectsAll Cops Are No FunYou feel that right? I feel Mike Tyson's presences. His tongue on my not homosexual rim. Whispering sweet something's into my ear, and calling me gay. But he was the one to invite me over to dinner and into those silk sheets. He's the one that pulled me in tight to let me know he cared, but yet he calls me gay...what give? John and Adam give, they give back to the community by doing illegal street takeovers and making sure that people that hit others can get away from the repercussions. Listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS...2024-11-0953 min
All Serious SubjectsNo Hard L’sThe time is now, the place is here, and the podcast is the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Don't you hate stepping on a hard L like a rake in a cartoon. Don't you hate those people that you hate like that lady at your work that is extra nosey for seemingly no reason. I mean there was the one time got caught by her vaping in the hallway. Boss didn't seem to care too much, but she just has it out for you. Fuck that lady. The All Serious Subjects podcast has your back, neck, pussy and crack. Adam...2024-11-0254 min
All Serious SubjectsAuto Hole SellersLine 'em up. The boys are back and serious. That's right, Adam and John brought you another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, even though you never asked for it. No one really ever did. We just forced this thing up on youtube and podcast platforms in the hope for the validation our parents never gave us.2024-10-0546 min
All Serious SubjectsThe New MexicansI can't read any of this. What's even going on? Oh yea, The dictator John is here and his lackey Adam and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is back. None of this makes sense. Listen anyways or you let them win.2024-09-2852 min
All Serious SubjectsSubtember 11thIt's a day to remember and a deal to never forget. 2 whole footlong subs for just $9.11!?!? Can you believe it? I haven't seen such a deal since the British invaded in 1812. The deal of a lifetime on trucks as well, and Nate is the hook up. Also the Us presidential debate recap, but the worst recap ever. All this and more on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John's stupidity has no limits.2024-09-1454 min
All Serious SubjectsGorilla with a G*nThe answers are here and a g*n will change the battle dynamic significantly between bears and gorillas. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has you, you can rest easy knowing Adam and John have your back and you interests in mind.2024-09-0747 min
All Serious SubjectsTrapped in the Closet: Chapter IKEAAs the walls close in and your sense of reality wavers, you’ll grapple with the maddening details of this hyper-realistic showroom. Just when you think you’ve deciphered the path to freedom, the twist reveals that your entrapment was nothing more than a vivid hallucination. Join us as we unravel the surreal experience of IKEA’s design deception, blending what you thought was and what you think is. Who is podcast? All Serious Subjects (ASS) is podcast is the answer. Adam and John will lead you through the twists and turns of the MC Escher stairs.2024-08-3155 min
All Serious SubjectsAvocadoceptionHappy Birthday to Meech and Castro from the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast hosts, Adam and John. And we hope that if you listen to this you don't feel like we shouldn't be friends. Also big thank you to our Senior Black Correspondent, J-Rad. We learned a lot and hoped you did too, mayo isn't as cool as we once thought.2024-08-2459 min
All Serious SubjectsHeterosexual PledgeIt's the boyz, and the boyz are the original boyz. Just doing boy stuff inside another boy (jk, ;)) These boyz don't flake on you like like those fake boyz. Adam and John and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) crew made a pledge to not get lost inside another man's gooey innards. Join in on the pledge and fend off those thoughts.2024-08-1055 min
All Serious SubjectsTrader Joe's Communal ShowersThe podcast to end all podcasts is thinking about making another podcast. That's right you're listening to (or about to) the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John stay on track and talk about the news. A steakhouse was burglarized, and we are getting to the bottom of it. Also there are so many deals to be had with low balling car sales people. All this and more if you look under your seat.2024-08-0359 min
All Serious SubjectsThe High Road to ChinaJokes on you, it's not as cool as it sounds, it's just a Wilfred Brimley movie from 1983. And not really a "Wilfred Brimley" movie either, he's just in it, but what is cool, is this vibrator that vibrates every time Adam thinks of the n-word. So he be vibin, if you na what I b satin' slime. So listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Where Adam and John get to the top of things instead of the bottom. Casue they ain't no bottom feeders, yo.2024-07-2753 min
All Serious SubjectsPresidential DebateNewest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is here. Adam and John have all the time in the world to tickle your ears.2024-07-0845 min
All Serious SubjectsPresidential DebateWhat happens when two of the least intelligent, least attractive, least amiable, and most importantly, least homosexual guys come together to do a lot of sweaty, passionate, unending STUFF together? That's right, you get the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast. Come on inside and get sweaty with us this Saturday afternoon as we talk about the goings on of the presidency and why all Ram pickup trucks come with truck nuts.2024-07-0600 min
All Serious SubjectsP*ssy HaulerYou think you're hard? Cause the boys are hard. So hard, you wouldn't believe...so f*cking hard. We are here to waste time and talk to car sales people. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast isn't here to educate, it's here to be a public service. The service is here and the low ball offers are ready.2024-06-291h 03
All Serious SubjectsFinding Love at the Spaghetti FactoryA-dawg was lost and in a Cambodian jungle. J-dawg was in route, but his helicopter was taking heavy fire from the Viet Cong. The plan to go around and flank the commies had gone south and Adam was trapped behind enemy lines. There was a sense of impending doom that Adam felt, as well as a mild erection. As soon as back-up arrived John and the rest of the convoy was on their way. They had to be quick to extract Adam, or they would surely take him prisoner and do unspeakable things to and around his holes. Right on...2024-06-2256 min
All Serious SubjectsUnderworld Deals: A Russian Mobster’s Quest for a German Sports CarSo, I'm not sure if it has four wheels, plus I really think the walker will be an issue unless you fold up your wife...so do you wanna buy the car or not? sh*t or get off the pot. Listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, where Adam and John give context to the diarrhea.2024-06-1539 min
All Serious SubjectsCheddar BayWhat a beautiful Saturday wherever you are, or even if it isn't Saturday when you play this, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has your back. Adam has the plans for money moves beyond comprehension. John is along for the ride and holding on for dear life as Adam lays verbal landmines. Also there are some farts.2024-06-0839 min
All Serious SubjectsJazzleticsMy grandfather once took me fishing, just once though. It was an important trip though, learned a lot that day. He taught me how to be patient, what delayed gratification is, where the g spot is. The man was 76 when we went fishing, and he passed away 13 years later, just shy of his 90th birthday. He said if he made it to 90 he wanted to go to a brothel. He knew deep down he wasn't going to make it. Years of alcoholism had riddle his body with issues. He was a shell of the man he once was, and even...2024-06-0145 min
All Serious SubjectsGay AmericanaThe gusts of wind are heavy and unrelenting. There’s sand pelting you in the face. A helicopter is landing and you’re just r*tarded, and didn’t notice you’re standing too close to a helipad. It’s your dad, he’s got the same type of helicopter that Kobe died in, you hop in. Due to the lack of perspective you think that the sand whipping by you must be similar to what’s happening in Gaza. The whole ride, there was no talking. Perfect time to listen to a podcast. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast just released...2024-05-2546 min
All Serious SubjectsIrish BatmanThere's nothing like a Saturday morning. Your grandma is out at an extra church sermon because, in her words, "You can never get too much Jesus or d*ck". She is one horny old broad. Ever since gramps died, she's been on a tear tossing p*ssy around the bingo hall. She didn't wait long either to get back on the market. I think maybe now she was hoping he would die so she can have one last sl*t phase, but I'm not here to judge. I'm here to listen to a podcast, specifically, the All Serious Subjects (ASS...2024-05-1829 min
All Serious SubjectsAir Horn in an AlleyYou've been abducted. You don't know where you are or who your captors are. You don't know what they want or what they plan on doing with you. All you know is that your hands and legs are bound to a chair. There are several voices that you can hear around you and the sounds of a discussion. They're trying to figure out what podcast to listen to. Your mouth is only loosely bound so you wiggle the cloth so you can speak. "You should try out the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, the hosts Adam and John have great...2024-05-1129 min
All Serious SubjectsVenetian HotdogsIsn't it the best for when you do the thing you always wanted? Best to do what is best, rather than what's worse, and what's worst, of course. You love the smell, the sound and the taste. Don't let time go to waste, press play, on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast.2024-05-0433 min
All Serious SubjectsKFC Bucket of LoveNothing like a Saturday morning with the boys. Cuddling up on the coach, sandwiched between 2 of your boys. Cause Boys are there when you need someone to lean on. Get an old "Cool Whip" container, fill it to the brim with fruity pebbles and milk, sit between those boys, and put on the All Serious subjects (ASS) podcast. It's time for you and the boys to bond with Adam and John. Also "boys" can mean ladies too, it's all a mindset and a way of being. Don't look at things so analytically, it all makes sense if you don't think...2024-04-2729 min
All Serious SubjectsIntravenous CharcuterieThe day is young, the blood is flowing, the sun is shining. You feel a rush of euphoria as you breathe in and gay thoughts rush over you. You turn on your favorite podcast, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, and listen to Adam and John talk about cops if the people were all handicapped. The day is good. You hear love making in the bushes and give a thumbs up to show your approval and think to yourself, "I'm making the boys proud". And you are, we are proud of you...but you need to stop being such a...2024-04-2033 min
All Serious SubjectsUncrustables CannonSkiing can lead to death and also to the founding of a college that employs the homeless. The world is unpredictable and so is the All Serious Subject (ASS) podcast. Adam and John are the hosts that you need when you get to your biggest struggles. This is a motivational podcast unlike any other because one of the hosts is an elderly latina that don't play no games.2024-04-1331 min
All Serious SubjectsChild Bearing HipsYou ever just look over at your bro and think he could pop out a kid if he had to? Ever wonder what's the latest news on J Cole and Kendrick Lamar's beef? Ever look straight up at the sun for as long as you can? The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has those answers, and more where that came from. Adam and John got you covered. The boys are back and in blackface.2024-04-0626 min
All Serious SubjectsDon’t Let Them in the BathroomWhat happens when you combine Reddit's record breaking un-profitability with an IPO? A sound investment in the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast! Come on in and unload yourself, we have plenty of room in this big-macrocosm of a schizophrenic's wet dream we call a podcast.2024-03-3026 min
All Serious SubjectsVaping OstrichAdam and John don't talk about RoboCop once, so stop asking for it...I tried to convince them. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast gets into every subject outside of RoboCop, like Drake Bell and Brian Peck...the good stuff. The cool guys, the underdogs, the um I don't know. Listen to the episode2024-03-2331 min
All Serious SubjectsBoeing Planes Are Super SafeAdam and John have the plane review you've been waiting for. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is ready to do the hard work and look into the planes. We did the research and we found them to be totally safe and you're dumb if you think otherwise.2024-03-1632 min
All Serious SubjectsSh*tcoin New All Time HighComing this fall Bryan Cranston is Chef Boyardee. The heroin hero, the marinara maestro, the Cleveland chef, boy are we ready for Boyardee spaghetti(O's). Also the newest crypto craze, so press play on the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast...or don't. You don't matter to me. Except you, you're cool.2024-03-0938 min
All Serious SubjectsAir Fryer DiarrheaThis podcast is apart of a healthy breakfast, like a mixing bowl of Count Chocula with whole milk and a cold glass of O'Doul's poured out of your kegerator and into your Alf commemorative glass. All this to say, we got the goods. We are nourishment for your soul, and sh*t posting for your ears. Censoring that word has me questioning my sexuality. In closing, listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. I'm a gay a man.2024-03-0238 min
All Serious SubjectsC*m Sweet As IcingHow do gay thoughts creep in your head when you’re eating a toaster strudel? Did you ever think of George Lopez when you were naked? What is the meaning of life? These questions and more are answered on the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John take it to a level amongst levels, and you need an escalator.2024-02-2427 min
All Serious SubjectsCadbury CreampiedWhat on Earth are you doing step-bro? Those Cadbury eggs are so stuck. Doesn't get more stuck than that, but Adam and John will find the way. The All Serious subjects (ASS) podcast has the answer so make sure to listen or you'll have an ER trip on your hands.2024-02-1727 min
All Serious SubjectsDwayne “The Train” JohnsonDo you smell what Adam and John are cooking up with the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast? Cause it's a hot fresh pile for you to scoop into your face. Plug your nose and press play.2024-02-1024 min
All Serious SubjectsDiaper EngineerThere's nothing better than being homeless under a bridge. Makes you feel like you paid your dues years ago and are here to reap the reward. Well that's what the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast has for you and much more. So press play and watch your social credit score prosper.2024-02-0328 min
All Serious SubjectsBoy Scout IslandWhat happens on an island with no rules? Well you have to tune in to find out. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is coming in hot with the best movie ideas the world has ever seen. If everyone gives a dollar and gets someone to give $10 million will reach our goal in no time.2024-01-2733 min
All Serious SubjectsBeyonce With More S’sA podcast that talks to the dead? Who wouldn't love to hear from their grandpa how disappointed they are of what you've done with your life. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast just got nominated for a daytime Emmy and 4 kids choice awards. Vote by texting 555-555 "ASS", messaging rates apply2024-01-2027 min
All Serious SubjectsJoe Rogan UniversityJoe started a college and the All Serious Subjects is in charge of admissions. So get ready to wrestle and talk about aliens cause otherwise Adam and John aren't letting you in.2024-01-1327 min
All Serious SubjectsEpstein FilesWhen billionaires get together on an island, we get an invite. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is just tapped in like that, on god, fr fr... no cap and such. Also some of the greatest movie ideas never before thought of are in the episode so just hit play and stop reading this.2024-01-0625 min
All Serious SubjectsMy Neighborhood’s 9/11What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV...well Adam and John got you. Predictable as always, the saturday morning cartoons of your dreams. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is there like your favorite hoodie. Warm and comforting, like a bowl of chicken noodle soup. No one is likely reading this so I can say whatever I want, suck my toes.2023-12-3026 min
All Serious SubjectsSanta Died in 1932Merry Christmas, from the most religious podcast ever. The one to praise Jesus and all that, that's right the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Praise Harambe. Subjects include Alex Jones cinematic universe, Santa history and giving gifts while we're in the Christmas spirit.2023-12-2324 min
All Serious SubjectsSlur SaturdayNew All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast just dropped. Adam and John are back and better than ever, or at least back.2023-12-1627 min
All Serious SubjectsElon Ducks HimselfThe news, brought to you by the best newsmen in the biz, Adam and John. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has the scoop. That heavy cream of the crop.2023-12-0928 min
All Serious SubjectsHarambe LandRIP the great Henry Kissinger, favorite rapper of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Adam and John talk about the best business idea in the world. So great that it honors the best this world had to offer, Harambe.2023-12-0225 min
All Serious SubjectsOpenAI Thanksgiving CoupWe are the board, we are the CEO, and we are the EMT that let that person die because they were hot. We are everyone and you are us. Welcome to the future. Join the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast for discussion on all the latest genocides and much, much more. Adam and John keep in hot and fresh this thanksgiving, just for you babe. Grab a plate, grab a seat, and dig in.2023-11-2525 min
All Serious SubjectsTase Me At the Kum & GoCan you cum and go at a Kum & Go? Is this still America? John and Adam think so. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast has the innovative ideas you've been looking for, but where too dumb to think of yourself. It's okay, the boyz are here, and they've got disinfectant wipe fleshlights, so get in.2023-11-1831 min
All Serious SubjectsOmegle Night With the BoyzOmegle is shutting down. Just a stoke of bad luck, but the boyz are going on one last ride. Join Adam and John in an adventure through a warhead in the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast.2023-11-1129 min
All Serious SubjectsFMKRBJEver want to get down to the bottom of things? Figure out what's really going on? Are you ready to see who is hotter between Guy Fieri and Gordan Ramsay? Who is my Chef Daddy? Adam and John have you covered with the latest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast. Get ready to ride or be ridden.2023-11-0423 min
All Serious SubjectsThai Ladyboy ArmyHave you ever been to a fish fry? Have you ever felt like things could go south at any moment and Hamas could invade? Have you been forced by Dwight Howard to do gay stuff with him? These are questions. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has answers. Join Adam and John on a journey to find truth...and potentially...love.2023-10-2828 min
All Serious SubjectsWoodstock ‘99Where do you go next when you're at the very top? Ask yourself that. The answer, Woodstock. Specifically the 1999 edition. It was a good year. And the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is for the people, so Adam and John take you back in time to relive that wonderful year.2023-10-2127 min
All Serious SubjectsIsrael v PalestineDo you know what's going on in Gaza? Is the Israel-Palestine War on your mind? Well the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast has the answers. Adam and John meander about, but they give you the good stuff. The best stuff even. So strap in and strap on, get those ear wet and ready, cause the boys are back.2023-10-1429 min
All Serious SubjectsWho is Tupac's Killer?What happens when the greatest president of all time sets out on a journey, with two goals: catching terrorists and hitting wicked sweet drives? You get the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast.2023-10-0733 min
All Serious SubjectsTravis Kelce Catches More Than Taylor SwiftJoin Adam and John in the latest and greatest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast. The hosts with the most...gay thoughts and Taylor Swift news. Topics and tangents, that's what you're in for. So sit back, and lube up.2023-09-3025 min
All Serious SubjectsLauren Boebert Super FanWhy is everyone getting off to Beetlejuice? Why do I have to become a political official in order to legally snort an irresponsible amount of coke? Why is Lauren Boebert's aura so aggressively sexual? Open those ear holes, because we've got some answers for you and so much more. The boys are back and these kisses are louder than ever. Come on and listen to the All Serious subjects (ASS) Podcast with Adam and John, we know you have nothing better to do.2023-09-2328 min
All Serious SubjectsSelf LoveUnbelievable. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is back, yet again, with another exquisitely high IQ auditory feast for your ear mouths. Join us as we discuss the intricacies of mouth-kissing your siblings (blood and non-blood), the quirky pass-times of Hunter Biden, how Netflix is teaching America's youth, and much, much more.2023-09-1822 min
All Serious SubjectsDanny Masterson MasterclassThe sickest podcast is back and sicker than ever. Literally. He's puking, oh my god. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast has a variety of topics this week, such as aquatic hamster balls, the quirky pastime of your favorite That 70's Show character, and the unbelievable reason that I'm so gassy.2023-09-0927 min
All Serious SubjectsCult Meeting From the MountainsThe boys are back, this time from the mountains. Join us as we hunt down the lock ness monster for its blubber along with over fifty other monster hunters. Don't worry, when we find the blubbersome beast we'll send some of its dense caloric gold to each and every one of you.2023-09-0231 min
All Serious SubjectsTrump Behind BarsWhat is a presidential mugshot without the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast? Or Lizzo suing her dancers back? Nothing, they’re nothing without the glorious nonsense spewed from Adam and John. So sit back, relax, and get force fed what we call “news”.2023-08-2626 min
All Serious SubjectsLinus Death TipsThe boyz are back! That's right, dawg, the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is back to touch your ears like a secret handshake. There's a lot to unpack in this episode, so buckle up.2023-08-1927 min
All Serious SubjectsRiverboat BrawlThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) conquistadors are back at it bringing you the hottest, lowest hanging, wrinkly topics straight to your salivating maw.2023-08-1236 min
All Serious SubjectsBlackface in a TargetWhat's the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast with only one host? Not sure either, but John is still ready to lick your ears and dry those tears. There's no better way to break the news of someone in black face like a podcast. So get a caramel frappuccino and watch some Chris Hansen videos.2023-08-0600 min
All Serious SubjectsAlien PornNothing like the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast to let you know the latest. Adam and John have their heads together and ears on the ground, for you. Everything is for you, yes you. I'm looking right at you with this car battery attached to my nipples, so make eye contact with me so I can finish.2023-07-2928 min
All Serious SubjectsThe Real CheeseburgerThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast has the parents you never needed. Adam and John are here whether you like it or not, so prepare yourself for a colon cleanse after we eat 20 cheese slices. By the way Elon and Zuck are just hyping people up for attention and we fell for it.2023-07-1528 min
All Serious SubjectsKanye School for the AmishWhat happens when you're just 3 and poop your pants? You go jail, be better than that, Timmy. There's no excuses...even if you didn't do the crime...you're doing time. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is the only way. Tune in to hear Adam and John talk you up all smooth with the news and give you the "get out jail free" card you need.
P.S. Going out for smoke, be right back.
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All Serious SubjectsSpace OctagonWhat's better than the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast? That's right, nothing. Adam and John are here for your ears. The news is back and the information is flowing. Tune in or you're dead to me.2023-07-0127 min
All Serious SubjectsJohn Oliver With PastiesThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is here for you. Always there like a dad that never leaves. Maybe that analogy wasn't perfect, but this podcast sure is. Adam and John get down to business and talk about Bam Margera and Lamar Odom, Reddit API changes and can bros be friends with benefits.2023-06-2433 min
All Serious SubjectsVaginal ScurvyAdam and John and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast are here for you. We want to inform the people because that's the point of this podcast...to inform...yea that's it. We have great information to inform you of, such as: the TSA No-No list, Jay Electronica Conspiracies and business ideas.2023-06-1734 min
All Serious SubjectsPredator vs PredatorThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is back and just like Wu-Tang...it is indeed, for the children. That is why John and Adam teamed up to solve another serious issue...cheese pizza and AI.2023-06-1031 min
All Serious SubjectsMexican Ninja WarriorThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is here for you. Adam and John are here for you, forever and always. We love you like an inappropriate Uncle or an overly friendly substitute teacher. Finally a solution for the border crisis, and from the most qualified and articulate.2023-06-0326 min
All Serious SubjectsTech Billionaires Eat Babies?The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is back at it, talking about things from US Presidents doing gay stuff, Tech Billionaires doing weird stuff and the leader of the Third Reich doing even weirder stuff. No topic is too much, but also...f*ck topics.2023-05-2728 min
All Serious SubjectsThe Government Is Lying to YouThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is back with another episode. Adam and John discuss topics from the government...to UK hotels...to racially charged scenarios2023-05-2022 min
All Serious SubjectsSquirrel PoliceAdam and John sit down to discuss the news on the newest episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast. Title 42 seems to have legalized Mexicans in the US. The US is also dealing with a debt ceiling crisis. All this while we have a direct line to Alex Jones himself to discuss his opinions on what's going on in the world.2023-05-1328 min
All Serious SubjectsIs Amber Heard on the Run?The All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is here to ask questions. Adam is really asking them and John is along for the ride, but they're are questions okay. Is pasta dumping illegal? Do the kids yearn for the mines? Is child labor the new tiktok trend? Who is my dad?2023-05-0600 min
All Serious SubjectsTed Cruz' WatergateAdam and John knew you were craving a new episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast, and boy did they deliver. Its a hot and steamy new episode for you and your ears. They go over Ted Cruz' new scandal, children in Q Anon and systemic bank failures.2023-04-2900 min
All Serious SubjectsDisney v. FloridaThe John and Adam are back for another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast. In this episode they talk about how old people ball boys exist, murder for hire plots, dumb sheriffs, bud light and trans rights. All that and more with your favorite podcasting duo, the Ohio boys to go...but up I guess...because this is rock bottom2023-04-2200 min
All Serious Subjects“And suck my tongue” - Dalai LamaAdam and John are back with another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Informing the masses on the latest news. This episode, they talk about leprechauns, cattle explosions, the Dalai Lama, a regular llama and minecraft discord server pentagon document leaks.2023-04-1500 min
All Serious SubjectsGwyneth Paltrow Joins Oingo BoingoAdam and John are back with another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast. This time they breakdown the hits of Oingo Boingo, discuss kidz bop and poptart merch.2023-04-0800 min
All Serious SubjectsIt's Been a Sh*tty WeekThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is fresh off the brain fog press with Adam and John trying their best. They talk about ecological disasters, tentacles (not porn) and John's mom being dumb.2023-04-0100 min
All Serious SubjectsKim Jung-Un Baby SpoonThe All Serious Subjects (ASS) Podcast is back, with your hosts John and Adam. Find out how to break ankles with chocolate and cheese. Adam buys new underwear after nearly a decade.2023-03-2528 min