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Net Positive with John CristPOV StomachUSA, rethinking hate, starting a family, and big screen purchases... On the net, it's a positive.
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2026-02-251h 20
Net Positive with John CristInstrumental Only (w/ Bart Millard)Cruises, the radio era, show cancellations, concert horror stories, and christian films… On the net, it’s a positive.
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2026-02-181h 36
Net Positive with John CristMental Physical TherapyTake and bake pizza, sharing locations, super bowl recap, and getting around the internet… On the net, it’s a positive.
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2026-02-111h 28
Net Positive with John CristPause All PartiesSharing things, pausing parties, doctor families, rich kid disclaimers… On the net, it’s a positive.
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2026-02-041h 09
Net Positive with John CristNo Hang ListJohn’s recent vacation, having a snow car, foreign history books, making your spouse a “no hang list”, and giving to your landlord… On the net, it’s a positive.
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2026-01-281h 17
Branding Beyond BusinessHow to work with High Profile Clients like John Crist🔴 Join my weekly Newsletter: https://www.brandingbeyondbusiness.comWant to know how creatives actually land and work with high-profile clients like John Crist?Not by cold pitching.Not by spamming DMs.And definitely not by “posting more.”In this video, I break down exactly how I approach working with high-profile clients as a Creative Director, including: • How high-profile clients actually choose creatives • What separates amateurs from trusted creative partners • How to position yourself so clients want to work with you • The mindset shift required to work at a high level •...
2026-01-0533 min
Net Positive with John CristJohn Got EngagedThe engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive.
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2025-08-271h 18
Net Positive with John CristJohn RamseyFinancing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a positive.------SEND US DECOR:Lagos Creative632 Fogg St, Ste 10Nashville, TN 37203-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/28 - Grand Junction, CO3/29-30 - Salt Lake City, UT4/11 - Omaha, NE4/12 - Wichita, KS4/13 - Tulsa, OK4/17 - Sacramento, CA4/18 - Fr...
2025-03-261h 15Net Positive with John CristIt’s Always The In-LawsWe opened up the inbox and answered your questions about how to navigate the holidays…and we immediately regretted it. On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/6 - Toledo, OH12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 - Rochester, NY2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA2/15 - Tyso...
2024-12-1856 minNet Positive with John CristChick-Fil-A To PopeyesRacial fast food, the drinking scale, blacks and cats, and the culture doing a 180… On the net, it’s a positive.-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/21 - Midland, TX11/22 - Lubbock, TX11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX12/6 - Toledo, OH12/7 - Chicago, IL12/8 - Davenport, IA1/30 - Fayetteville, NC1/31 - Greensboro, NC2/1 - Shippensburg, PA2/6 - Bowling Green, KY2/7 - Indianapolis, IN2/8 - Columbus, OH2/13 - Rochester, NY
2024-11-201h 02Net Positive with John CristBad Scripts (w/John Delony)Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6/14 Portland, OR6/15 Tacoma, WA6/16 Spokane, WA6/27 Atlanta, GA6/28 Atlanta, GA-----JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
2024-06-191h 48Net Positive with John CristHappiest Place on EarthDisney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6...
2024-05-011h 23Net Positive with John CristAlabama Basement (w/ Danae Hays)Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, CT6...
2024-04-241h 26Net Positive with John Crist3 Alarm Hot (w/ Leslie Liao)Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND
2024-04-171h 19Net Positive with John CristYa Snooze, Ya Get TasedThe solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des...
2024-04-101h 15Net Positive with John CristThe Roast of John CristSkydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Mo...
2024-04-031h 23Net Positive with John CristGood StratThis season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.------Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/7 Baltimore, MD
2024-03-271h 22Net Positive with John CristTick Tock on TikTokIt's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19...
2024-03-201h 15Net Positive with John CristOooooooooh…Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"Intro (0:00)NYC (4:03) Broadway musicals (26:15)Stalker or genius? (37:32)Cold plunge (50:26)Supermom arrested (1:10:13)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------...
2024-03-131h 22Net Positive with John CristDiesel Sniffer (w/ Ryan Long)John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose...
2024-03-061h 43Net Positive with John CristI Got A MapAttention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves itAttention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have funAttention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tunedIntro (0:00)Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)DisneyDad (30:10)Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2...
2024-02-281h 21Net Positive with John CristProud to Be An AmericanJohn and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Zanesville (5:45)Baby names (29:11)Citizenship quiz (43:31)Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL
2024-02-211h 20Net Positive with John CristIt’s A StimulationIt's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo...
2024-02-141h 33Net Positive with John CristYou Die TwiceIt's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44)OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL
2024-02-071h 25Net Positive with John CristHóse WaterJohn is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Smart or Dumb (18:42)Celebrity fans (34:30)Crypto pastor (39:19)Ben Rector (55:18)Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------
2024-01-311h 37Net Positive with John CristLemon for a DollarIt's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Can't read (4:46)Grocery store gratitude (23:22)Kevin Garnett (38:40)Strawberry milk mob (45:17)Pregnant on a place (49:40)You are a billionaire (1:11:08)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/27...
2024-01-241h 30Net Positive with John CristBigger Than Me (w/ Sage Steele)A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like...
2024-01-172h 00Net Positive with John CristGolfing at Night (w/ Bruce Bruce)Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bruce Bruce (6:52))Comic view (21:00)White club vs black club (32:35)Start of comedy (52:02)Katt Williams (1:00:42)French dressing (1:20:35)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John...
2024-01-091h 27Net Positive with John CristLeggies (w/ Dave Barnes)If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Dave Barnes (8:25)Being a comic (16:10)Novelty is king (40:20)Shame (1:04:55)Christ Chella (1:24:40)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC
2024-01-031h 35Net Positive with John CristKeep Crist in ChristmasIt's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2...
2023-12-271h 22Net Positive with John CristBigfoot Is A Gateway Drug (w/ Blurry Creatures)If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18...
2023-12-201h 52Net Positive with John CristSolomon’s Hype HouseIt's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)Married her twin (19:34)King Solomon (44:23)Shohei Ohtani (54:45)Comment section (58:20) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 San Antonio, TX12/8 Austin, TX
2023-12-131h 05Net Positive with John CristWho’s Got My Clubs?We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7...
2023-12-061h 37Net Positive with John CristI Got HackedBack from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John got hacked (13:15)Pandemic skip (54:00)Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)Jack Harlow (1:10:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/1-2 Phoenix, AZ12/7 San Antonio, TX
2023-11-291h 29Net Positive with John CristAirport Traffic Cone (w/ ERNEST)The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)ERNEST (6:18)Ryman (25:30)Things have changed (41:44)Old "friends" (1:01:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
2023-11-221h 35Net Positive with John CristBlame The MarketJohn gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, TX12/1-2...
2023-11-151h 32Net Positive with John CristPick It Up & PreachIf you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Namibia (13:10)Pick it up & preach (17:15)Artists stopping show (27:50) Halloween candy fact check (45:50)The Titanic (53:15)Fan fact check (1:19:45)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A...
2023-11-081h 26Net Positive with John CristShut Up, LizJohn had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond...
2023-11-011h 27Net Positive with John CristToo Hott To Die (w/ Savannah Chrisley)This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)Chrisley's in prison (15:44)Special Forces (35:31)Same haircut (58:29)New boyfriend (1:00:24) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
2023-10-251h 18Net Positive with John CristDon't Check Your CandyThis is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pumpkin patch (9:40)Valet drama (26:17)Shoe bomber (36:00)Real Estate agent rant (51:50)Ebony alert (58:40)Emails (1:24:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2 Columbus, OH11/3...
2023-10-181h 44Net Positive with John CristTurn On The LightsJohn's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansville, IN11/2...
2023-10-111h 38Net Positive with John CristSelf-Aware SwiftiesJohn accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pride parade (8:10)Taylor Swift (23:00)Why We Love Men (46:30)Growing Goats (1:04:58)Racist math (1:29:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield...
2023-10-041h 37Net Positive with John CristWhose Podcast Is This? (w/ Trey Kennedy)Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas City native weigh in on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Trey Kennedy (5:30)Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce Reaction (12:28)Out flexing your status (31:40)Touring Together (45:29)Evolving (1:15:50)Coffee spill (1:20:00) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------...
2023-09-271h 42Net Positive with John CristNo MakeupThree solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car horn etiquette. Also, we have a strong candidate to overtake John The Baptist, in WWEvangelism.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, OK9/16 Wichita KS9/17 Springfield, MO9/21...
2023-09-201h 16Net Positive with John CristBoycotting FallAlex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Boycotting Fall (5:20)Blind man crossing the street (21:45)Absurd celebrity riders (28:58)Daddy fill me (41:10)John defends Jimmy Fallon (53:42)Fan emails (1:25:33)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15...
2023-09-131h 38Net Positive with John CristConfident WrongnessProtestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to becoming great, you gotta go through the struggle too. Also, turns out we do like women's sports!Topics Include: Intro (0:00)End of an era (15:45)Becoming great (26:55)Burning man pt.2 (43:50)Turns out we do like women's sports (53:08) Fan emails (1:04:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To R...
2023-09-061h 21Net Positive with John CristWell, Well, WellFirst solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, and Bradley Cooper is a saint. One reaction to all of it: Well, well, well...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John has a confrontation at Barstool (11:32)John's take on gun violence (17:30)Protestor of the week (42:18)Redskins are back? (1:12:16)Well well well (1:20:48)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release...
2023-08-301h 38Net Positive with John CristCatching Heat (w/ Tyler Hubbard)A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music, Tyler Hubbard from Florida Georgia Line is nothing short of iconic. One thing is certain, he doesn't have to hike up the mountain to play Red Rocks anymore.Topics Include: Intro (0:00Introducing Tyler Hubbard (10:32)Happiest making music (19:00)Catching heat (44:12)The fun of the start (55:00)Being compelled to write (1:01:55)Tyler and his faith (1:15:21)------WATCH: https://www.youtube...
2023-08-231h 39Net Positive with John CristNever Knocked Out (w/ Kendall Toole)Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him... In all seriousness, this is an awesome and inspiring episode. Kendall shares the journey to where she is now, and some of the hurdles she had to come through to get there.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Kendall Toole (4:50)Her start at Peloton (19:40)Child Acting (41:40)Peloton Community (53:20)Never knocked out tagline (1:04:10)Angry at God? (1:25:33) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3m...
2023-08-161h 45Net Positive with John CristWhat's The Joke?Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus, defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get that diverse a topic list. Someone please, explain the joke...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Being alive is hard (9:26)John gets caught (17:45)Protestor of the week (43:36)Who gets the right of way when walking? (1:05:28)Fan emails (1:20:43)Things we don't care about (1:40:32)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like T...
2023-08-091h 42Net Positive with John CristCousins From The Village (w/ Girl Named Tom)John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to ever win the show, and also made history in the studio with the strangest group text name ever, "Big Brass Monkey" - Welcome to the show, Girl Named Tom. The band is releasing their first post-Voice single on August 25th and will release more songs throughout the fall. Come see them live in a city near you! Tickets available at girlnamedtom.com/eventsGo support the team!
2023-08-021h 42Net Positive with John CristHoly Tech SupportJason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't be able to rescue this Atlanta man from the most embarrassing robbery of all time (that is a fact). We are all over the place in this episode, but as always it's a Net Positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy...
2023-07-261h 38Net Positive with John CristKnock KnockWe are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this time blindness going on...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Actor strike (10:55)Ben and Jerry's gets served (30:40)Time blindness (39:10)The Amish might have figured it out (51:00)Fan emails: Unnecessary embarrassments (1:11:10)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR...
2023-07-191h 49Net Positive with John CristPeak SheepJam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again. Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan favorite segment, Democrat or Republican: Fast food chains. And a call from a friend of the pod, ERNEST.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/7/21 Goshen, IN7/28 Hattiesburg, MS9/14 Oklahoma City, OK9/15 Tulsa, O...
2023-07-121h 52Net Positive with John CristToo Pretty to RobPost fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a new protestor of the week, the most insane news article ever, and some really harsh parental punishments.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)4th of July recap (6:47)Peeing in the pool (17:50)Adult swim (23:10)Protestor of the week (38:45)Too pretty to rob (1:10:05)Fan emails: crazy childhood punishments (1:25:23)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU...
2023-07-061h 48Net Positive with John CristWe Found The Cure...We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serious issues, like parents caring too much about their toddler's sport, breast milk "curing" everything, and the fact check that proves John RIGHT, instead of wrong.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)No limits people (4:40)Juneteenth debacle in Greenville (30:25)Jack Harlow (43:35)John was actually RIGHT (54:40)Breast milk (1:11:14)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's...
2023-06-281h 18Net Positive with John CristSecretly Babysitting (w/ Tyler Fischer)Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fischer, who has some of the best impressions out there. From drinking with your high school teacher, to the politics of comedy, enjoy!Intro (0:00)The ocean is not to be messed with (4:03)Introducing Tyler Fischer (17:17)It's not political (25:06)It started during covid (36:33)When is the left too far (57:25)Not black and white (1:21:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3...
2023-06-211h 44Net Positive with John CristHey CowboyAn absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Amazon Forest, and breast milk curing Cory Asbury.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bud Light Boycott (8:55)Protestor of the week (12:06)Hot Chicken is HORRIBLE (29:23)Cory Asbury calls (56:18)"Hey cowboy" (1:08:03)LIV vs PGA (1:10:10) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT...
2023-06-141h 45Net Positive with John CristSwifties, Gather ‘Round…We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh, and make sure to check the community notes. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA6/30 Las Vegas, NV7/1 San Diego, CA7/2 Anaheim, CA7/21 Goshen, IN
2023-06-071h 30Net Positive with John CristPut It In WritingJohn came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if an ocean could vote, would it be republican or democrat? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA
2023-05-311h 34Net Positive with John CristJudgment House (ft. Surprise Guest)Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have a surprise guest drop in on the pod.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/6/3 Louisville, KY6/4 Washington, DC6/10 Salt Lake City, UT6/11 Colorado Springs, CO6/23 Sacramento, CA6/24 Fresno, CA
2023-05-241h 44Net Positive with John CristLook In The Book (w/ Michael W. Smith)From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest is an icon of the Christian faith, a status he stewards well. Welcome to the show, Michael W. Smith.Intro (0:00)Introducing Michael W. Smith (20:16)Power of music (32:31)Deconstruction (37:48)Prodigal (46:05)First time Michael texted John (52:10)Billy Graham (1:11:48)We need father's (1:31:44)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu...
2023-05-101h 52Net Positive with John CristDopamine ROILife hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Augusta National (6:06)Put it on your calendar (12:35)John gets hustled (21:45)Advice for a fan (24:50)Dude with a sign (32:55)Gen Z worship (43:30)Protestor of the week (1:03:53)Emails from fans (1:18:57)
2023-05-031h 35Net Positive with John CristSchleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan)Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit- You can still play basketball when your pregnant- Carpet Fiber salesmen aren't the best crowd- Morgan Wallen's date spot was ChipotleTopics Include: Intro (0:00)How John and Leanne Met (10:18)Leanne selling jewelry (32:50)Start of stand up (37:20)Pregnant basketball (53:30 )Morgan Wallen (58:11)Comedy stories (1:06:40)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full...
2023-04-181h 58Net Positive with John CristMy BizzleIt is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some more light-hearted topics, such as everyone's favorite segment, ego's anonymous. If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal ideation, please dial 988 to talk to someone who can help today, or click here for more information.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)A somber week in Nashville (0:53)Ego's Anonymous (45:05)The news (1:19:05)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
2023-03-291h 37Net Positive with John CristMy Own Prison (w/ Scott Stapp of Creed)We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record deal with the Lord, and was almost in a band with Bert Kreischer kind of? Welcome to the show, Scott Stapp from Creed.Intro (0:00)Bert Kreishcer & Creed (6:20)Lollipop Toss (11:35)The story of Creed (16:20)Why the band broke up (38:30)Why AA (1:01:55)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We...
2023-02-011h 32Net Positive with John CristCheck The ScoreboardThere is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:47)Situational coffee (12:40)Unmuting People (27:15)Fashion Week reactions (37:05)Kim K's scoreboard (54:15)Video mailbox submission (1:06:05)Fan emails (1:12:00)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH
2023-01-251h 32Net Positive with John CristOne Gun, PleaseJohn buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.Intro (0:00)John buys a gun (10:15)Biggest fear: Loitering (33:36)John's "too soon" video (41:08)The News (58:43)Fan Emails (1:12:14)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Saginaw, MI2/18...
2023-01-181h 28Net Positive with John CristPopping Bottles w/ Jemima JuneWe weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode.Intro (0:00)Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)How To Work Hard (29:39)Working at Whiskey Row (48:02)Tipping Fatigue (1:00:26)Rating Bottle Opening Videos (1:26:56)Lizzo Comes To john's Rescue (1:34:35)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17...
2023-01-111h 46Net Positive with John CristEasy To Get SavedWe are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to have it figured out.Intro (0:00)Southwest (2:40)WWE (13:58)The Amish (24:08)The New Instagram Update (36:58)Easy To Get Saved (46:47)Tipping (1:11:28)-----BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3...
2023-01-041h 34Net Positive with John CristNot A Best Of EpisodeThis NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else. John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Albuquerque, NM3/11 - El P...
2022-12-281h 52Net Positive with John CristGiving JoyHappy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold Outside Breakdown (27:34)Protestor Of the Week (1:01:28)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Sh...
2022-12-211h 21Net Positive with John CristNo Hats in Church (w/ Steve Fee)It's time for your buzzcut.Intro (0:00Adele (2:52)John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)Church Protestors (42:03)BTS Update (1:22:43)Email Fact Checks (1:28:09)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24 - Shipshewana, IN2/25 - Grand Rapids, MI3/10 - Al...
2022-12-152h 03Net Positive with John CristConcrete Feet (w/ Nathan Finochio)In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Too Far? (3:25)Cancel Culture (22:30)Protests of the week (39:08)What you're not preaching (1:06:45)Elon Musk trolls paparazzi (1:15:18)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18...
2022-12-081h 35Net Positive with John CristFlying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Metaverse Church (25:02)Flying Drummer (30:44)The ‘Reign It in Guy’ (38:44)Jeremy Pruitt (52:21)FIFA Paying Fans!? (1:26:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Ci...
2022-12-011h 47Net Positive with John CristDo I Sit Here?We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black Hawk Down to rescue you... -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/3 - Bowling Green, KY2/4 - Cincinnati, OH2/17 - Siginaw, MI2/18 - Indianapolis, IN2/23 - Shipshewana, IN2/24...
2022-11-231h 29Net Positive with John CristAll Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga or wear a Halloween mask.Intro (0:00)Cory Asbury left the internet (10:58)3 girls singing in church (28:13)Cory’s nail polish saga & all the bozo takes (53:50)Mini library gets blown up (1:05:26)Elon Musk (1:14:33)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/
2022-11-171h 33Net Positive with John CristPeople Are Gonna PeopleJohn is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)David and Bathsheba (6:43)John’s Girlfriend Defends Pet Rats (13:00)SNL – Big Dumb Hats (24:07)Note Left on John’s Car (32:26)Celebs Leaving Twitter (39:36)Aaron Carter Discussion (53:55)Replaced by Kanye (1:15:11)Mailbox Submission (1:17:53) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/-----THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/to...
2022-11-091h 29Net Positive with John CristMid-Game AdjustmentJohn is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)Kanye West & Elon Musk (46:20)Chick-fil a (1:09:06)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUBUY John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Nov 11-12 Dayton, OH - SOLD OUTNov 18-20 Greenville, SC - SOLD OUTDec 2-4 Irvine, CA - SOLD OUT
2022-11-031h 19Net Positive with John CristBulletproof Boy ScoutsYou better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John gets serious (10:42)John has a gift (16:55)Kim Kardashian & Tortellini (24:13)BTS is going to war (30:47)History lesson (43:35)Thumbs up emoji scandal (57:45)Protestor of the week (1:11:37)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https...
2022-10-261h 37Net Positive with John CristRock, Scissor, CuttersThe most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Delete That book launch (6:50)Keep going down (10:20)Scene friends (16:06)Protestor of the week (19:35)Rick Ross and Dj Khaled can't play rock paper scissors (1:07:00)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton...
2022-10-201h 19Net Positive with John CristI'm Receiving VotesStop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Video from co-host Alex (3:30)Qualities you need to protest (11:45)Most annoying things on the internet (32:53)Pastor prays against "hoes" (1:03:00)and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11-12 Dayton, OH...
2022-10-131h 20Net Positive with John CristKit Kat Money (w/ Derrick Stroup)On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Chili's (3:50)John's lack of social awareness (10:20)Let me size you up (18:08)Relationship Advice (43:00)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Oct 6-8 New Brunswick, NJOct 21-22 Virginia Beach, VANov 11...
2022-10-0655 minNet Positive with John CristRihanna's HouseJohn's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of day!Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Nascar blunder (3:30)John's viral bowl cut (14:32)Protestor rants (32:00)Bad texts (59:35)Fact checks (1:11:28)and more...-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Sept 29 - Oct 1 Spokane, WA...
2022-09-281h 16Net Positive with John CristChoke-fil-AJohn definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat?TOPICS:Intro (00:00)John DM's Kevin James (4:37)John Doesn't Have Tourettes (14:22)Chik-Fil-A Hero (27:50)Half Mast Flags (42:45)Umpire Pets Pitcher (57:33)Fact Check (1:03:38)The Karen Debate (1:08:15)...and more-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/Sept 29...
2022-09-221h 15Net Positive with John CristMoms vs MermaidsThere are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and shorten their menus. Intro (00:00)The human body goes to work (00:54)Show stories w/ John (05:20)Little mermaid (29:00)Profile pic rules (39:26)Queen Elizabeth (48:05)Mexican restaurant menus are too big (56:56)Fact check (1:07:10)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonUPREORDER John's First Book 'Delete That' HERE: https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/ TICKETS: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
2022-09-151h 16Net Positive with John CristAlabama MustangWe will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) John buys a Mustang - (12:23)Florida Georgia Line - (26:25)Mississippi football coach gets beat Up - (34:15)Emotional support alligators - (50:40)The confidence of a pilot - (1:18:30) -----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us o...
2022-09-081h 23Net Positive with John CristMen In Black 5 (w/ Derrick Stroup)This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stories and nothing but laughs.Topics include:Intro (00:00)Accents (01:15)Rec basketball leauge (06:35)Most intimidating men (13:15)Derrick's Starbucks story (28:12)John gets confronted by the police (51:55)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on...
2022-09-011h 07Net Positive with John CristIt Must Be MockedIf laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John's DM drama- Reacting to Rogan- Mini Library update (worst one yet)- What NOT to wear for an alter call-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for...
2022-08-251h 31Net Positive with John CristDon't Forget To WaveTHIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Dating for content (3:50)- John goes into bit mode (14:58)- The importance of the wave (19:50)- Documentaries are fake (53:00)- Bama rushtok (1:03:42)- John was in a fraternity? (1:21:04)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, subscribe to our new clips channel, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and u...
2022-08-181h 28Net Positive with John CristLeft On ReadJohn is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. Topics include:- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)- John's British Accent (27:33)- MLS Soccer (30:57)- Will Smith's Apology (34:07)- Getting Left on Read (57:10)- How to DM a Celebrity (1:25:40)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the...
2022-08-111h 33Net Positive with John CristNo Cap (w/ Josh Black)Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.Topics: - John's "support" at Josh's show (3:20)- John gets a lesson on slang (25:44)- Joshua & the Promise Land (45:23)- John reveals his middle name (48:23)- Black church versus white church (53:45)-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content...
2022-08-041h 19Net Positive with John CristGet Off My Digital LawnHappy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and more.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubePRODUCED BY:...
2022-07-071h 25Net Positive with John CristJason MoanaJohn brings in friend and TV Host, Victoria Moghaddami to give her take on last week's episode with Molly, and much more!Topics include:- Women do google men (2:30)- John Gets starstruck by John B (14:28)- Pressure to be "cool" (26:26)- "When I was growing up..." (33:53)- Whose career should you choose? (38:18)- YouTube Comments (49:07)- Jason Moana (57:05)-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us a...
2022-06-021h 08Net Positive with John CristScale of 1-10Not saying we're an advice podcast, but this episode might save lives.Topics include:- Intro (0:00)- John's New Special Announcement & Jokes (1:15)- Mini Library Emails (8:25)- Bird In the Airport (14:52)- Scale of 1-10 (24:30)- Dating Advice For Molly (52:08)...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebook
2022-05-261h 53Net Positive with John CristMust Be Nice (w/ Derrick Stroup)Episode 3 comes with a new voice on the mic. Comedian Derrick Stroup stops by the studio to join in on the conversation.Topics include:- Helping the blind: 1:50 - 7:24- Is John a Karen??: 7:50 - 13:02- Life without a car: 30:44 - 40:30- No tissues in therapy: 40:30 - 44:57- Comedians are prophets: 46:35 - 48:08- Uber nightmare: 1:02:45 - 1:11:23- "Must be nice"": 1:20:08 - 1:21:45- How to just be a fan: 1:21:45 - 1:26:11...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media...
2022-05-191h 33Net Positive with John CristCancel Mini LibrariesIn Episode 2, John touches on all of society's most important issues.Topics include:- Group text pollution- John's vacation- World's best restaurant name- How to properly merge- The meaning of Net Positive- Official Sunday Funday rules- Mini libraries must be stopped...and more.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and...
2022-05-121h 20Net Positive with John CristMid-Major CelebrityEpisode 1 comin' in hot with plenty of stories, laughs, and even some educational value.Topics include:- Why John started a podcast @ 4:53 - 8:24- Meme pages are doing too much @ 18:43 - 23:47- Recruiting Men @ 28:30 - 29:30- Giving Keys @ 31:50 - 38:30- Asking a girl to prom @ 43:44 - 47:55- Failed Jokes @ 47:58 - 50:13- Airplane etiquette @ 50:14 - 56:58- Virtue signaling @ 57:00 - 1:00:33- Kim Kardashian's work ethic @ 1:00:39 - 1:05:50...and more....
2022-05-051h 17Net Positive with John CristTrailerWelcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube.This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net... It's a positive.-----Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.FOLLOW JOHN ON:...
2022-04-2901 min
Engage in TruthKanye West and John Crist: It's Time for AccountabilityIf you have any questions or comments, send Pastor John a text.Recently, two individuals have made headlines for different reasons: Kanye West and John Crist. Pastor John Bornschein and Dominick Faust (Dr. James Dobson's Family Institute) discuss the current issues and why accountability is critical and biblical. Support the showProduced by Calvary Fellowship Fountain Valley church. Learn more at www.CalvaryFountain.com
2019-11-2028 min