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Heroes For Freedom | Patriotic, Conservatives, Christians, Families, Heroes, WW1, WW2, Revolutionary War37 - WASHINGTON'S MIRACLE MAN (Part 3/3) | Col. John Glover (Marblehead Mariners Commander) | Revolutionary WarOn the Pennsylvanian shore of the Delaware River, Washington conceived a desperate plan—to cross back over the river into New Jersey and attack a Hessian garrison of 1,200 men. The Hessians were German mercenaries fighting for the British.
Throughout that frigid night, Glover and his Marbleheaders rowed Washington’s Army across the ice-choked river, thought to be an impossible feat and attacked the Hessian Garrison, killing 100 and taking 900 Hessian soldiers as prisoners.
When the battle ended, General Washington turned to the doctor for his men, General Hugh Mercer, saying: “Hugh, we won a gr...
2025-07-3012 min
Heroes For Freedom | Patriotic, Conservatives, Christians, Families, Heroes, WW1, WW2, Revolutionary War36 - WASHINGTON'S MIRACLE MAN (Part 2/3) | Col. John Glover (Marblehead Mariners Commander) | Revolutionary WarJohn Glover and his Marblehead Mariners, with seemingly impossible stealth, evacuated Washington’s entire army, all 9,000 men, across the East River onto Manhattan Island in nine hours during a single night!
How that happened became known as the Miracle of the Fog, for just as the British were preparing to attack, the river and shoreline were blanketed in a thick fog that “came out of nowhere” so that “men could not see ten feet ahead.”
By dawn, and then into midmorning, the mysterious fogbank suddenly disappeared, but not until every American and their we...
2025-07-2309 min
Heroes For Freedom | Patriotic, Conservatives, Christians, Families, Heroes, WW1, WW2, Revolutionary War35 - WASHINGTON'S MIRACLE MAN (Part 1/3) | Col. John Glover (Marblehead Mariners Commander) | Revolutionary WarJohn Glover and his Marblehead Mariners, with seemingly impossible stealth, evacuated Washington’s entire army, all 9,000 men, across the East River onto Manhattan Island in nine miraculous hours during a SINGLE night!
But it would never have happened without one often ignored event which I see as nothing short of divine intervention. For just as the British were preparing to attack, the river and shores were quickly blanketed in a thick fog that “men could not see ten feet ahead.”
At least two more miracles would follow that dark and deadly year of...
2025-07-1611 min
Veteran LedMake a Difference Every Day: How LTC (Ret.) Scott Robison Turns Purpose into ActionIn this episode of Veteran Led, John S. Berry sits down with veteran, entrepreneur, and Camp Cowboy founder LTC (Ret.) Scott Robison for a candid and insightful conversation on initiative, leadership, and how to build trust in business and in life.Scott shares how a joke about stolen valor turned into a hard lesson about assumptions and recognition — and how it led to being honored with a Navy Achievement Medal by a stunned general. But this episode goes beyond military stories. It’s about what happens when veterans step back into civilian life and are ready to buil...
2025-07-0815 min
Heroes For Freedom | Patriotic, Conservatives, Christians, Families, Heroes, WW1, WW2, Revolutionary War29 - ROMANCING THE REVOLUTION | Abigail & John Adams | Revolutionary WarThey loved each other for 54 years.
Even as Abigail lay on her deathbed, John sat by her holding her hand.
They had been through everything together—declaring independence from the most powerful empire on earth, the American Revolution, creating a great republic from a divided people, opposing slavery, representing the United States abroad, and then the American presidency.
Abigail and John were a team, perhaps the most important in the history of this country. And what they accomplished changed the course of history, not only for this land...
2025-06-0413 min
Workforce 4.0Rewiring Workforce Development (with John Robison, Bits To Atoms)In this conversation, Ann Wyatt interviews John Robinson, founder of Bits To Atoms, about the challenges and opportunities in the manufacturing sector, particularly in talent acquisition and the impact of automation. John shares insights on the skills needed in the industry, the disconnect between education and workforce requirements, and innovative training solutions that align with market needs. The discussion emphasizes the importance of human talent in an increasingly automated world and the need for educational institutions to adapt to the evolving job landscape. In this conversation, John Robison discusses the disconnect between education and employment, emphasizing the need for...
2025-04-2349 min
Forbidden Archives: The Illuminati ConspiracyDarkness Over All: John Robison and the Birth of the Illuminati ConspiracyIn this gripping finale of Season 1, we delve into the life and writings of John Robison, a brilliant Scottish scientist who ignited the modern Illuminati conspiracy with a book that still echoes in whispers today. His 1797 publication, Proofs of a Conspiracy against all the Religions and Governments of Europe, introduced a chilling new narrative: that the Enlightenment and the French Revolution were orchestrated by a secret society known as the Illuminati—hidden behind the veil of Freemasonry, science, and reason.Robison was no fringe thinker. He was a respected professor of natural philosophy, a contributor to the En...
2025-03-2109 min
The Freedom Show With Flip and DaniHow To Make Money with Solo 401k and Self-directed IRAs | John Bowens Are you ready to unlock the secrets to financial success? In this Podcast Episode, Flip and Dani delve into the world of Solo 401k and Self Directed IRAs, revealing the step-by-step guide on "How To Make Money with Solo 401k and Self Directed IRAs" – a phrase you'll want to remember. These investment tools hold the key to turning your financial dreams into a reality.Understanding the nuances of Solo 401k and Self Directed IRAs can be a game-changer for your wealth-building journey. John Bowens takes you on a comprehensive journey, breaking down c...
2024-02-2125 min
Veteran LedLeading Soldiers, Businesses, and Nonprofits with Scott RobisonOn today's episode of the Veteran Led Podcast, retired Lieutenant Colonel Scott Robison joins us to discuss his incredible journey from serving 22 years in the army to founding Cadet Holdings Consulting Group and Protective Shields, LLC. He also tells us about Camp Cowboy, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit he started that provides equine therapy to help veterans with PTSD and other physical and mental illnesses related to their service careers. Don't miss this amazing story of service, technology, and how equine therapy helps our brave veterans! Tune in now for an inspiring conversation with Scott Robison....
2023-12-1234 min
Linch With A LeaderChief John Robison on Compelling Force Leadership | Episode 195 It's time to welcome Chief of Alpharetta, GA Department of Public Safety, author, and leadership instructor, Chief John Robison, to Linch with a Leader. In this episode, Mike and Chief Robinson discuss his new book, 'Compelling Force Leadership: How Leaders Can Use Their Influence to Effectively Lead People with Purpose and Passion."Welcome to the Linch with a Leader Podcast, where you're invited to join the spiritual principles behind big success, with host Mike Linch.Subscribe to the channel so you never miss an episode: youtube.com/@linchwithaleaderPrefer jus...
2023-11-2741 min
North Fulton Business RadioA Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of CompellingA Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of Compelling Force Leadership (North Fulton Business Radio, Episode 700) Chief John Robison, Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and author of Compelling Force Leadership, joined host John Ray on North Fulton Business Radio to talk about a transformational approach […] The post A Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of
2023-09-2529 min
North Fulton Business RadioA Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of Compelling Force LeadershipA Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of Compelling Force Leadership (North Fulton Business Radio, Episode 700) Chief John Robison, Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and author of Compelling Force Leadership, joined host John Ray on North Fulton Business Radio to talk about a transformational approach […]
2023-09-2500 min
North Fulton Business RadioA Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of CompellingA Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of Compelling Force Leadership (North Fulton Business Radio, Episode 700) Chief John Robison, Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and author of Compelling Force Leadership, joined host John Ray on North Fulton Business Radio to talk about a transformational approach […] The post A Transformational Approach to Leadership, with Chief John Robison, Ph.D., Alpharetta Department of Public Safety, and Author of
2023-09-2529 min
Adultbrain AudiobooksProofs of a Conspiracy: Against All The Religions and Governments Of Europe, Carried On In The Secret Meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati, and Reading Societies by John Robison
Proofs of a Conspiracy: Against All The Religions and Governments Of Europe, Carried On In The Secret Meetings of Freemasons, Illuminati, and Reading Societies. Proofs of a Conspiracy was written by John Robison, a Scottish professor, to warn Britain and other kingdoms that the forces that toppled the French monarchy and started The Terror were still active. In his book, Robison traced the story of the 1776 founding of the Bavarian Illuminati by Adam Weishaupt, a professor at Ingolstadt, and the suppression of the order by the royal and church authorities of Bavaria in 1785. The Illuminists went underground al...
2023-08-1900 min
Beyond PoliticsTaking on the Mental Health Crisis, One Kid at a Time, with former Chief Justice John BroderickJohn Broderick was Chief Justice of the New Hampshire Supreme Court. When John’s son was just 13, he began suffering from anxiety and depression, conditions that went unrecognized and undiagnosed for years. His family went on a very public and painful journey, luckily, one they all survived and healed from. If you recognize this story, it’s because we told it with John on this show a little over a year ago. And in fact, when we won a New Hampshire Association of Broadcasters Award, that was the show we submitted to the jury. John is back with us now t...
2022-12-0642 min
The RSnake ShowS02E09 - Homosexuality, Hollywood and Intolerance w/ John RobisonJohn Robison and RSnake discuss how John grew up gay in Texas, the intolerance towards right wing views in Hollywood, how John reconciles being right wing with being gay, some of the shady characters that got caught up in the #metoo movement and how being gay has changed in John's lifetime. They also dig into John's relationship with Trump, how Trump won against Hillary, lost against Biden, and the future of education in Texas.
2022-08-042h 55
Beyond PoliticsThe Editorial Board's John Stoehr: Boudin, Democracy, and Questioning Media NarrativesThe Editorial Board, edited by longtime newspaper veteran John Stoehr (@johnastoehr), publishes articles designed to make you think. You may agree, disagree, or find yourself alternating between the two. And that's the idea. John and Matt talk about what the recall of Chesa Boudin really means, why the media narrative about it (and a lot of things) isn't quite right, whether more democracy is the cure for what ails many of our failing government systems, and our ambivalent relationship with Twitter.
2022-06-0944 min
Beyond PoliticsInsights from Bernie Sanders' and John Lewis' Right Hand WomanMichaeleen Crowell was Chief of Staff to US Senator Bernard Sanders for 5 years. She was Senior Advisor to the Bernie 2016 presidential campaign. She built the social media empire that Senator Sanders uses to reach 25 million people each week. As if this wasn’t enough, she was Legislative Director for civil rights icon John Lewis before that.
Michaeleen joins the show to talk about how Bernie Sanders became a masterful inside player; how to pass bills in today's divided Washington; what Republicans are saying behind the scenes in the Senate; what working for John Lewis was really like; what...
2021-08-0542 min
There Will Be CrossbowsJiggleIt's Jiggle Time! In what is probably the least stable episode yet, James and John riff on the many uses of the word "jiggle" in a free-form improv set. A young man is put to the test of adulthood by his cruel father, the dance callback for CATS goes awry, and some dumb criminals attempt a simple breaking and entering job. You'll be jiggling with laughter at this silly show (or possibly, you're having an allergic reaction to the improv and we should probably take you to the hospital).
2021-05-2332 minThere Will Be CrossbowsNoteHas one word ever yielded so many possibilities? Yeah, probably. But this week's theme is "note", so that's what you get. An over-expressive actor gets kicked out of the high school musical and gets creative revenge, a student gives her friend a very considerate rejection to a love letter, John practices being a good Christian woman, and James sings Nickelback. Enjoy the episode, and write all your favorite parts down somewhere before you forget!
2021-04-0330 minThere Will Be CrossbowsBratwurstIf you want the wurst German accents you've ever heard, then this week's podcast is for you! James and John have differing opinions on sausages, little Hans gets breakfast brats from his Mutter, and Grandpa dies from (you guessed it) eating too much bratwurst. It's a very subtle episode.
2021-03-2929 minThere Will Be CrossbowsBratwurstIf you want the wurst German accents you've ever heard, then this week's podcast is for you! James and John have differing opinions on sausages, little Hans gets breakfast brats from his Mutter, and Grandpa dies from (you guessed it) eating too much bratwurst. It's a very subtle episode.
2021-03-2829 minThere Will Be CrossbowsBulbLike a sudden light of inspiration above your head, this episode will shine through the darkness to bring you a flash of luminescent comedy. And if you're wondering, yes, I do hate myself for writing that sentence. John explains why Predators keep him from gardening, a hardware store customer gets three wishes, and a pirate buries an unconventional treasure. Have a listen and brighten up your day!
2021-03-1428 min
Friday Night Variety ShowBirthday - March 5, 2021On today's episode - Great improv, the first At Home Surmimor contestants introduce themselves, and an episode of the Uphill Battle Brigade!
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2021-03-0632 minThere Will Be CrossbowsVisionWe're trying to capitalize on other popular media involving Vision, so here's a whole episode about it! John discusses his various laser surgeries, a state fair attendee has to decide between a corndog and his wife, and a degenerate watches such obscene internet videos that his eyes rot out. All this and more unsightly things! Have a listen and make sure to give us a 20/20 rating!
2021-03-0629 minThere Will Be CrossbowsMutationOh, God! This was supposed to be a gardening podcast, but it got exposed to radioactive waste and now it's turned into IMPROV COMEDY! AAAAGH! Listen in horror as James and John weigh in on useless superpowers, St. Peter takes it easy at the pearly gates, and a poor two-headed child is tormented by face-licking. Quick, listen, before this thing grows out of control!
Check out the full video episode on our Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmwBI2tPApkwK6l-JqQvnAg
2021-02-2730 minThere Will Be CrossbowsJuiceThe theme is "Juice", so whether you're a sugar junkie, a regular junkie who just loves improv, or a literal lump of sugar who has come to life and wants to experience human entertainment, this one is for you! James and John hash out their vastly different juice preferences, a parent accidentally gives her child an adult beverage, a secret agent mucks it up once again, and lots more. Ignore your dietician and join us for a good wheeze of the juice!
(For a full video version of the podcast, click here: https://youtu.be/4VgXglQ70Z8)
2021-02-2028 minThere Will Be CrossbowsMapNo need to double-check your GPS, you're right where you're supposed to be. In our "Map" episode, we travel to destinations both physical and metaphorical in an exploration of what it means to be a human, specifically a human listening to an improv comedy podcast. John gets lost by trusting the questionable navigation on his budget cell-phone, Ponce de León is surprised by his discoveries in Florida, the writer behind Dora the Explorer reveals his secret, and so much more. For the full effect of this episode, listen in the car while missing your highway entrance.
2021-02-0330 minThere Will Be CrossbowsMilquetoastIn the most boring episode of anything ever recorded, it's "Milquetoast". This episode is so bland and uninspired that you're bound to fall asleep within the first three minutes. You'll sleep through James and John talking about bread (yawn), an unusual take on a classic "Our Town" scene (god that play is boring), and a song about a boring person with a boring time machine. Save the money on your subscription to Calm, cause this one will knock you out faster than a drunk baby in a boxing match. The drunk baby is the one that gets knocked out...
2021-01-1329 min
QuoteTasticSaturday, Jan. 2, 2021Last TV show of the week! Send those guesses to John's direct messages.
Hint for the super hard theme this week: Look at who said the quotes...
Enjoy!
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2021-01-0202 minThere Will Be CrossbowsFrogsRibbit! The slimy green ones get their day in the sun (frog doctor's note: direct sunlight is not recommended for frog health) in this week's "Frogs" episode. James is visited by three magical frogs in the middle of the night, John turns several bad drivers into amphibians, and a couple of drunk drivers get pulled over by a cop who asks a lot of questions. Don't let this one hop away before you can catch it!
2020-12-1630 minThere Will Be CrossbowsCrackLike the sharp sound of your favorite baseball player hitting a home run, this episode brings you back to your childhood, a claim that we're basing on the assumption that you grew up listening to a lot of improv comedy podcasts. John makes a deal with the underworld to preserve his "youth", Emily Dickinson finally gets to meet Death, and a fellow struggles with a particularly tough walnut. Have a listen to this episode before it completely shatters!
2020-12-0930 minThere Will Be CrossbowsMeleePut your dukes up, this week's theme is "Melee"! It's all-out, close range improv, and EVERYONE leaves this episode bruised and bloodied. John roughs up a stranger in the street, the Mortal Kombat guy encourages children to commit violent acts, and we sing a tribute to the heroes of a classic 8-bit video games. Have a listen, cause this one is a knock-out!
2020-11-2629 minThere Will Be CrossbowsFireGet ready to burn the house down, cause this episode is gonna be (multiple fire emojis)! This week the theme is "Fire", and it's raging out of control. James and John discuss employment woes, a pair of troll besties bond over eating human besties, and Johnny Cash has an unfortunate appointment with his doctor. Don't play with "Fire" unless you want to get burned!
2020-11-1831 minThere Will Be CrossbowsBrainsThis week's podcast is "Brains", and it's chock-full of the sophisticated, intellectual humor that you've come to expect from There Will Be Crossbows, especially if you've never listened to the show and have no reason to know better. James and John start to question their own intelligence, a fed up Smurf is at his wits end with the village, and a prospective poetry grad student gets put on the spot for an audition. Make the big brain move and have a listen!
2020-11-1128 minThere Will Be CrossbowsFluffyAww, this one is just TOO CUTE! The theme is "fluffy", and you'll want to rock the phone gently in your hands while closing your eyes and smiling like some sort of weirdo in a stock photo to get the full effect. John and James reflect on their own mortality while ignoring the growing threat of John's menacing uncle, Chuck. A pair of pricey English bulldogs get an entire story arc. A boy raises an alligator snapping turtle as an unconventional pet. We all could use a little more fluff in our lives, so have a listen!
2020-11-0430 minThere Will Be CrossbowsSandFrom the sweeping dunes of the desert to the luxury of tropical beaches, no natural element on Earth is more breathtaking or evocative than sand. I mean, besides fire. And wind. Plus cliffs and lakes. Shoot, now I'm actually thinking of a lot of natural elements that are way more breathtaking and evocative than sand. Oh well, too late to pull the episode now, right? This weeks James pitches a questionable new product, a bunch of school-children get to take home bongs from a field trip, and John reviews the classic film "The Sand". Get swept away in the...
2020-10-2830 min
Friday Night Variety ShowOne Track Minds - What's Going OnJohn and Erin highlight the best song on the Marvin Gaye album "What's Going On"
2020-10-2600 minThere Will Be CrossbowsCookiesGet your apron on and loosen your belt buckle, because this week is "Cookies"! We delightfully pay homage to the world's most famous dessert (no research was done to back up this claim, but are you really surprised?) in an episode as packed with silliness as a cookie is with sugar. John reveals his unconventional baking methods, a benevolent billionaire takes advantage of some girl scouts, and we set a new world record for the most items available from a bake sale. Pour yourself a glass of milk and have a listen!
2020-10-2129 minThere Will Be CrossbowsFishingAhhhhh, the relaxation is real in this nice, calm episode all about "Fishing". John's recent fishing trip leads to some deep philosophical questions about whether he's a god, intelligent sharks ravage a research center, and a young man gets taken advantage of by a pesky cosmic horror. Sit back in a boat, tilt a hat over your head, and listen to this week's TWBC episode!
2020-10-0730 minThere Will Be CrossbowsLazy Episode 3It's time for another Lazy Episode! No frills*, no nonsense**, no holds barred***, just a compilation of the best material from our cutting room floor. These episodes may not have made the cut for their original episodes, but they finally get their day in the sun. Two teenagers ruin a movie for the rest of the audience, a couple of gangsters have a tough time wrapping their head around idioms, two basketball players face a difficult choice in the locker room, and much more. Enjoy this uninterrupted block of deleted scenes!
*This episode may contain trace amounts...
2020-09-3024 minThere Will Be CrossbowsLockThe theme is "Lock", and it's very secure. No one is going to steal this episode, we made sure of that. If you want to listen, you're going to have to grab the key from the last listener because there's only one of them floating around. John starts working on his panic room, fed-up Americans make travel plans, and an obnoxious dude gets his comeuppance in a creepy song featuring special guest Erin Fox. Have a listen, and then forever lock it away with your most treasured memories.
2020-09-2332 minThere Will Be CrossbowsHealthyThe theme is "Healthy", and your doctor recommended you listen to it twice per day until you're better. James tries out a sketchy new exercise routine, John fails to get high snorting kale powder, and a young kid suspects his doctor is trying to kill him. Ditch the jog today and listen to There Will Be Crossbows instead! Featuring special guest Mairin Hartt.
2020-09-1629 minThere Will Be CrossbowsVelvetThis week we're spoiling you with our finest, most elegant episode of all: experience "Velvet" and all its decadent smoothness in a brand new, custom-made, luxurious episode. John tests out his new persona, a king picks out the perfect wedding attire, and James tries very hard not to start his own church but it happens anyway. Indulge in "Velvet". You deserve it.
2020-09-0929 minThere Will Be CrossbowsArtificialIt may be "Artificial", but it's almost as good as a real podcast! This synthetic aural experience will satisfy your basic comedy needs for a whole week or your money back. James tests out a simulation of himself to get out of doing the podcast, John reviews a fake crocodile head, computers annihilate the humans, and a man's face transplant is carefully negotiated. If you're someone who runs around saying, "Fake it 'til you make it!" in every situation regardless of whether or not you're even talking to anyone, you'll love this episode!
2020-09-0228 minThere Will Be CrossbowsZeroZero. Zilch. Nada. Technically, this isn't a podcast, it's the absence of a podcast, but you should listen to "Zero" anyway. It contains Zero content, Zero jokes, and Zero funny bits. John gets some disappointing results from "Hot or Not", a bank heist leaves no viable suspects, and candy mogul Forrest Mars defends his legacy. This episode is a moving tribute to the loneliest number, the number who will never be odd or even, the number that destroys anything it multiplies with.
2020-08-2628 minThere Will Be CrossbowsHookAll aboard, mateys! The theme is "Hook", and we're taking the bait. James and John deliberate swapping identities, a sea shanty gets a little too rowdy, and the captain of the Titanic shows true leadership. Have a listen, and if you're not HOOKED, then we just don't know how to please you anymore.
2020-08-1928 minThere Will Be CrossbowsCourtI hope you didn't forget your jury summons, cause you got "Court" this week! James helps John navigate some legal trouble, a prosecution falls apart when it's too silly to argue against, and Colonel Mustard confronts Mr. Boddy with the revolver in the study. Get your affidavit in order, 'cause you're about to LAUGH-a-davit. I'm sorry, that was terrible. Please don't sue us.
2020-08-1228 min
2020-08-0707 minThere Will Be CrossbowsFreezeWowza, it's HOT this summer! What say we all cool down with a nice "Freeze" theme, huh? John and James say all sorts of unmentionable things about walruses, two new protesters try out their leafblowers, and a rapper from the 90's gets a fitting tribute. This episode may be cold, but your BRAIN is about to get MELTED.
2020-08-0528 minThere Will Be CrossbowsDisarrayWatch out -- this one gets messy. All order will be unraveled. The theme is "Disarray", and James and John struggle stay on one topic for even a minute. A mean coworker gets his comeuppance, a dangerous new roller coaster is unveiled, and the zapping gun gets musically busted out to right humanity's wrongs. Sponsored by Messy Bessy, the indoor pooping cow. Let the chaos engulf you, and have a listen to this week's episode!
2020-07-2928 min2020-07-2406 minThere Will Be CrossbowsLazy Episode 2It's the second Lazy Episode! You might as well call it Deleted-Scenes-a-Palooza, because it's chock full of scenes that didn't make the cut for regular episodes, but still deserve their day in the Palooza. No frills, folks: no theme, no Amazon whatever, no silly commercials, this is nothing but IMPROV SCENES. You better listen just to make sure we aren't bluffing.
2020-07-2223 minFriday Night Variety ShowThe Tournament - Suspension16 items to compare that should never be compared. In this edition, 16 things that have to do with “suspension!”
2020-07-1627 minThere Will Be CrossbowsQuadrantThe theme is Quadrant, and we've split the podcast into four different sections: the good part, the funny part, the awkward part, and the part where a live moose breaks through the window while John is recording and gores him with his antlers. We hope you love all four! John didn't. He's in the hospital now. In this episode, James and John discuss their upcoming journey to Mars and come up with a new brewery concept, a pair of grumpy grandparents rant about their family, and we sing a sexy song about the magic three words that we want...
2020-07-1530 min2020-07-1508 minFriday Night Variety ShowCrossbow Songs OneTwo songs from There Will Be Crossbows - Octo and God Party, by John robison and James Nelson
2020-07-1509 minThere Will Be CrossbowsLivingThe theme is "Living", and you'll be LIVING for it! Man, the more you type that word the weirder it looks. Living. Living. Yeah, looks really weird now. Huh. James and John tackle some heavy hypothetical question about death and the existential threat of polar bears, a father figures out what to do with his daughter's dead cat, a reanimated monstrosity sings its woes, and an army of clones turns out to be somewhat underwhelming. If you want to feel more ALIVE than you ever have before, give us a listen!
2020-07-0826 minFriday Night Variety ShowAdvice Squad - the Earl and the VloggerThree advice questions answered by the best experts available at the time. Don’t get your hopes up.
2020-07-0506 min2020-07-0409 minThere Will Be CrossbowsTelekinesisThis week's episode is "Telekinesis", and it will LITERALLY blow your mind, and no, we are not using LITERALLY correctly whatsoever, but it's not a grammar podcast, is it? John considers a career as a stripper, a young man submits his many superhero ideas to Marvel Comics in a heartbreaking song, and an alchemist successfully makes gold but quickly loses interest in it. If you need more reason to listen, we promise you will master the practice of telekinesis by the end of the episode. We're probably lying, but don't you want to find out?
2020-07-0129 min
Writing Remix Podcast16. Rebuilding the University w/ Stephanie Bower & John MurrayIn Episode 16, we talk to Stephanie Bower and John Murray about incorporating multimodal and experience-based assignments into their courses, building relationships with local communities, reframing service learning as a form of activism, and turning to abolitionist pedagogy as a model for dismantling and rebuilding the University.
2020-06-2600 min2020-06-2609 minFriday Night Variety ShowDeep Dive Talk Show - SexSpecial guest Rebecca talks with John about sex, giving advice, Loveline, and more!
2020-06-2411 minThere Will Be CrossbowsPilotThis week's theme is "Pilot", and James and John buckle up for a lofty episode. John possibly commits a hijacking, Amelia Earhart meets some new friends after crashing her plane, a racist Nascar driver gets taken to task, and lots more. The engines are in full throttle for this one, so hop in the cockpit for a listen! Sponsored by INSANITY FUEL energy drink and the upcoming feature film THE 22ND PILOT, both of which definitely exist.
2020-06-2429 minFriday Night Variety ShowCrossbows Amazon Reviews - WPP shirt, ArmorSegments from our sister podcast, There Will Be Crossbows!
2020-06-2204 min2020-06-2208 minFriday Night Variety ShowAdvice squad E2Advice from John’s drunk uncle Larry as well as accounting administrative assistant Gina.
2020-06-2108 minFriday Night Variety ShowIvy Solves the World - DiseasesWhat’s the solution to disease? Ivy has an idea.
2020-06-1906 minQuoteTasticPresidential DefeatsFive very tough questions about the widest presidential victory margins.
2020-06-1909 min2020-06-1806 minThere Will Be CrossbowsWinnerJames and John ring in Episode 50 in a suitably ridiculous fashion with a power half-hour of nonsense. A city council meeting goes wild, a tourist looks to win big in Las Vegas, a high school bully is confronted, and James and John both give each other a trophy, which is funnier than it sounds. The theme is Winner, and if you miss it, you're a Loser. That's right, I said it. I'm going to get fired as the TWBC intern for writing that, but it's a sword I'll gladly fall on.
2020-06-1731 min2020-06-1705 min
2020-06-1510 min2020-06-1507 min2020-06-1208 minFriday Night Variety ShowAdvice SquadStarring World Traveler Bill Henderson and chicken farmer Tiffany Jo Keeler
2020-06-1208 min2020-06-1109 minFriday Night Variety ShowIf I Knew You Were ComingErin Fox and John Robison perform the classic cake song, recorded for the Amber Waves Radio Hour, directed by Tim Burns.
2020-06-1102 minThere Will Be CrossbowsCommitteeThe theme is "Committee", and we had to wade through some red tape to make sure that we submitted this one by the inspection deadline. James and John pick a dream board of directors for the podcast, a lonely geek tries his hand at speed dating, a brave soul finally comes to the defense of a maligned former president, and we hear from our sponsors: Congress Simulator 2020 and Disposable Neckties. Listen to this episode quickly, before the bureaucrats make us take it down!
2020-06-1028 min2020-06-0908 min
2020-06-0802 min2020-06-0508 minThere Will Be CrossbowsWhisperSsh... we've had a slew of noise complaints recently, so this week's episode is "Whisper", and we'd really appreciate it if you kept it down, okay? This week, John and James tend to a slumber party gone wrong, aliens that only react to noise, a tragic story of young love in the library, and the whole time they stay quiet as mice. Have a listen with your volume turned all the way down for maximum effect.
2020-06-0326 min2020-06-0206 min
Friday Night Variety ShowThe Internet ghostsJohn talks with his daughter Ivy about how the internet works.
2020-06-0207 minThere Will Be CrossbowsLazy Episode 1It's our first "Lazy Episode", bringing you a compilation of choice material from the past, as well as improv scenes that were left on the cutting room floor. We peel away layers of our souls like a fine ripe onion to bring you hand-selected fragments of comedy. If that simile made you hungry for onions, this episode can't help you with that. But if you want to listen to some old improv stuff we did, here it is. I'm so sorry. It's my first day as the intern and I kind of oversold my writing skills in the interview...
2020-05-2723 min
2020-05-2610 minThere Will Be CrossbowsDeterminationThe theme is "determination", and we are going to see this through to the end! James and John weigh the ethical implications of flesh-eating Ewoks, a disgruntled employee endures a swarm of angry elderly customers, and a superhero hits the snooze button for just ten more minutes. Guest featuring: Connor Morehouse and Neema Worthington.
2020-05-2028 minThere Will Be CrossbowsPapyrusThis week go WAY back in history to unpack the theme "Papyrus". With the highest body count of any episode yet, James and John navigate the brutal ancient world as they figure out how to build a pyramid. Meanwhile, an escape room turns into a bloody massacre and an Egyptian-Gods-Only party is ruined when Hephaestus decides to crash. Many interns died to bring you this episode. Special guest: Tim Burns.
Music credits:
Nervous by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4118-nervous
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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2020-05-1330 minThere Will Be CrossbowsHeartThe theme is "Heart", and it's all about love, loss, blood, and guts, or some combination of those four things. James and John discuss the darker side of Captain Planet, survive an audition room from hell, and review various anatomical stuffed toys from Amazon. Featuring special guest Charlotte Elfenbaum.
2020-05-0631 minThere Will Be CrossbowsMetaphorJames and John get metaphorical as they tackle the meaning of life, send mechs into battle, and give a meaningful tribute to a particular deep-sea creature. Featuring special guest Lauren Oxner.
2020-04-2928 minThere Will Be CrossbowsWitnessYou're an innocent bystander for this week's MURDER of comedy -- wait, no, that makes it sound like it's not funny. Ah well, too late now, I already typed it. Okay, the theme is "witness" and you're gonna want to tune in for an intense session of Crossbow Court, two Amazon product reviews that spiral out of control, and a song about aliens and contractual obligations. WITNESS OUR BRILLIANCE. Ooh, that's good. Should have lead with that one.
2020-04-2226 minThere Will Be CrossbowsWeddingThis week on TWBC, John and James unpack the theme "Wedding" with a slew of marital-themed scenes, a revelatory interview with an "actual" wedding planner, and a song which tackles the question we've all been thinking: why can't I marry my dog? Say yes to this episode!
2020-04-1526 minThere Will Be CrossbowsMedievalJohn and James go back in time for the episode theme "Medieval". We review the latest suit of armor, send a king to the executioner, and defend our castle from Matt Besser. Brought to you by our totally real sponsors, Winnifred's Bewitching Elixers and M'Lady's Garters.
2020-04-0823 minThere Will Be CrossbowsComebackCrossbows is back after 6 years off the airwaves - John and James reunite to reboot their long-distance improvised podcast.
2020-03-3122 min
The Ben Burnett ShowChief John RobisonJoining Ben on the show this week is Alpharetta Police Chief and Director of Public Safety, John Robison! Tune in every Monday for new episodes! Follow Ben on Social Media Twitter - @benburnett Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/BenforAlpharetta/ And Follow Chief Robison on Twitter @ChiefRobison
2018-11-2635 minThatPodcastNetworkThat DJ Podcast, Episode #36: Chief Meteorologist John Robison
DJ Rockin Rob enjoys a remarkable interview with Chief Meteorologist John Robison – How does Weather Man” translate to DJing? Stick around cause its cold outside and I know you’d rather be here then out there!
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2011-12-2300 minPodcast | That DJ PodcastThat DJ Podcast, Episode #36: Chief Meteorologist John Robison
DJ Rockin Rob enjoys a remarkable interview with Chief Meteorologist John Robison – How does Weather Man” translate to DJing? Stick around cause its cold outside and I know you’d rather be here then out there!
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http://thatdjpodcast.com/podcast/ThatDJPodcast_Episode_36.mp3
On This Weeks Episode : DJ Rockin Rob enjoys a remarkable interview with Chief Meteorologist John Robison – How does Weather Man” translate to DJing? Stick around cause its cold outside and I know you’d rather be here then out there!
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2011-12-2300 min
Podcast | That DJ PodcastThat DJ Podcast, Episode #36: Chief Meteorologist John RobisonDJ Rockin Rob enjoys a remarkable interview with Chief Meteorologist John Robison – How does Weather Man” translate to DJing? Stick around cause its cold outside and I know you’d rather be here then out there! Download Now On This Weeks Episode : DJ...
2011-12-2303 min