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Dr. Andy's Poetry and Technology HourJesse Drew, Anthony Xavier Jackson, and Christina DeptulaOn the 3/5/25 Edition of Dr Andy’s Poetry and Technology Hour:Professor Jesse Drew joins Dr. Andy in the studio to discuss the Davis screening of his upcoming movie, Open Country. He shares details on the event, which is occurring this Friday, March 7, at Sudwerk‘s Beer Hall, before telling a story about his time spent interviewing the American Folk legend Pete Seeger. The next guest on the hour, the poet Anthony Xavier Jackson, joins the show to speak about an event for late poet and friend Al Cortez. The event occurred Wednesday, March 5th at Sacramento’s Calif...
2025-03-0639 min
STAB! CutsNick Pettigrew - Frank's Franks Steamer"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Fancy some fully funny frank frivolity? Nick Pettigrew's got you covered in this mouth full of a reimagining of the acronym FFS. Open wide frankophiles! Listen to more episodes HERE: open.spotify.com/show/0xmvKeKEl5D24RCiKOvWvX
2022-04-1501 min
STAB! CutsMolly Doan - A Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.Big trucks have big needs! And if you're gonna try to get under the hood of THIS Lifted 2020 Super Duty Ford F-350 Platinum Everest Edition, Molly Doan needs you to know that you'd better be ready to crush some manifold!Listen to more episodes HERE: https://open.spotify.com/show/0xmvKeKEl5D24RCiKOvWvX
2022-04-0802 minSTAB! CutsEric Barger - IANALB"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Sometimes jokes can go too far, even when you're NBA Legend, Larry Bird. Eric Barger takes us on the journey of three friends, Ike, and Nick and Larry Bird, in his take on IANALB. Yummy, yum yum!Hear the full episode HERE: www.stitcher.com/embed/56580/89882223
2022-01-2505 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 223 – Ninja FootIn this sure footed episode of STAB!, host John Morris Ross IV welcomes Ben Feldman, Nick Magavern, Rhoda Ramone and Jesse Jones to share their four different takes on CU#T, twelve Google searches of the Spanish Flu, their thoughts on the Veronese Easter, IBM, Chelsea Clinton, commercial fishing, the West Fertilizer Explosion, Looney Tunes, John […]
2020-06-0838 min
STAB! CutsCourt Hansen - The Periodic Table Of ElementsWith "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.Science and comedy share so many elements. Like manganese and neon. Court Hansen expresses the periodic table of elements in the only way that makes any sense: in the form of a slam poem. The science nerds will get it.Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2N8gsxC
2020-01-0901 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 151 – Squad PatrolThey’re a Squad, and they Patrol the world of Sacramento sketch comedy, keeping the city safe from the most ridiculous of things with the raw power and brute strength of funny! In this special episode of STAB!, Host John Morris Ross IV invites three Patrollers John Kinkade, Marco Cabodi, Coreen Lemcke and STAB!bie Jesse Jones […]
2018-12-1751 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - SillyJokesylvaniaIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Come see what everybody's groaning about in SillyJokesylvania! Let Jesse Jones show you around the rib tickling, eye rolling paradise that IS SillyJokesylvania! Knock-knock, (who's there?) Play. (play who?) Play this STAB! Cut now and enjoy!Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2qyGOgs
2018-11-0703 min
the STAB! showSTAB! Special – Pineapple StickerRecorded in the Blue Room in Chico, California on April 19th, 2013, this was the 4th time we ever did the show called STAB!, and it featured a crew of Chico comics, including Steve Swim, Will Craig and Kyle Bowen (along with Sacramento’s John Ross and Jesse Jones). This special episode, is being uploaded again […]
2018-11-0638 min
STAB! CutsStephen Ferris - Compression SocksWith "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.Even Stephen Ferris can't believe what he's about to read, in this ode to the tight, enveloping power of the compression sock, and HE wrote it. Share with him the joy that only purposefully tight hosiery can provide. Hear the full episode HERE: https://spoti.fi/2pNG7zD
2018-10-1002 min
STAB! CutsEdgar Granados - Acid Jazz"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.Funkalicious beats, rock climbing, COOKING! Edgar Granados invites you to get to know Acid Jazz, learn to fly in a world of mystery and fusion. Scat with Edgar, feel the moment, let loose, let your spirit jog through time and space!Listen to the entire episode HERE: https://podknife.com/episodes/1745837
2018-10-0302 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - POOP"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.There are a lot of ways to resolve conflicts. Here, Jesse Jones encourages you to consider presenting your POOP when trouble rears it's smelly head. Because Pleasant Options Open Possibilities!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=46218150
2017-09-1802 min
STAB! CutsChris Emery - Bagel BitesWith "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.It's not that Chris Emery was the first to see it, but he WAS the first to articulate the desire that we all have deep down inside for these tiny butt holes, covered in cheese.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43570158
2017-02-0801 min
STAB! CutsJoe-Joe Louis - Joe-Joe-A-VilleIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Have you always thought a place with streets lined with broken dreams and discarded hentai magazines would make a perfect place to call home? INDUBITABLY! Well so has Joe-Joe Louis, so let him show you around Joe-Joe-A-Ville!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43186549
2017-01-0402 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 100 – The Gang’s All HereFor the 100th (ish) time, John Ross STAB!s at guests Edgar Granados, Rhoda Ramone, Stephen Ferris, Danielle Mandella, Ben Rice, Lendy West, Luke Soin, Nick Brunner, Jaclyn Weiand, Daniel Humbarger, Jaime Fernandez, Joe-Joe Louis, Tyler Kinney, Alfonso Portela, and Jesse Jones about such topics as Shannen Doherty, Eugene H Farrar, Mount Vesuvius, Davy Jones, Jane […]
2016-12-271h 12
the STAB! showSTAB! 098 – Karate FriendsJohn Ross leads this spin kickingly friendly episode of STAB!, discussing with Cory Barringer, John’s “cousin” Lippy Whatnot and Jesse Jones non-karate subjects like Michael Jackson’s Thriller, Illegal Italian Fireworks, Nigel Buxton, indoor softball, the first eclipse, Lucy & Desi’s wedding, three different takes on NAAKKK, the synopsis of made-up movies: “The Tales of Joe […]
2016-12-1431 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 095 – Babies Eat DreamsIn this dream devouring episode of STAB!, John Ross welcomes Nick Brunner, Becky Lynn and Jesse Jones, all babies once, to share their thoughts on subjects like Cuban trade embargos, John Lithgow, Peter Bone, the first US Mail Truck, the World’s Largest Gold Nugget, Steve McPeak, three different THOTs, explanations of Trick or Treating to […]
2016-11-2236 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Middle School Bully"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.Hey dork! Listen to Jesse Jones tell you about the internal conflicts that a middle school bully has to deal with all while tryin' to find someone to punch walls with! And how important Aerosmith is to DEALING!Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=43570158
2016-11-0103 min
STAB! CutsJordan Gannon - Yoga PantsWith "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.It's a poem two-fer! Jordan Gannon just couldn't poetically express himself properly with a single poem about yoga pants, so he crammed in two. You lucky so-and-so!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181510
2016-10-2604 min
STAB! CutsTyler Kinney - Catfisherman"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show.Tyler Kinney uses the power of misrepresentation to build an empire on Catfish Day. So many jet skis and llamas, just there for the taking, and all you have to do is make someone feel special.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=45078351
2016-10-2102 min
STAB! CutsDanielle Mandella - A Tampon"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.Sometimes you just need a cozy night in, with a little sip of red. Danielle Mandella shares the dating profile of the home body we sometimes forget about, resulting in blood toxicity.Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=38230865
2016-10-1901 min
STAB! CutsAlfonso Portela - Twas The Night Before ChristmasWith "Write a Poem About It" STAB! wordsmiths are asked to spin verse of either the Angry, Erotic, or Instructional variety. Slam, sonnet, free verse, all styles are welcome, how ever the words move them.Alfonso Portela gives a fresh re-interpretation of a holiday classic, telling the story of the psychological effect of seeing Mommy giving Santa Clause a special kind of kiss.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41800830
2016-10-1401 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Inverse Fellatio"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show.Behold the decree of High Emperor Groucho the Second (Jesse Jones)! No, you'll actually like the decrees. They're pretty awesome. Grab a knife and bowl! You'll need 'em!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41551532
2016-10-1303 min
STAB! CutsBen Feldman - B-52s-atopiaIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Get in your car which has been likened in size, to a WHALE, and come on down to B-52s-atopia, Ben Feldman's gonna show you around and maybe take you out for some LOBSTER!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41844782
2016-10-0701 min
STAB! CutsTyler Kinney - The Virgin Mary"Dating Profiles of the Fictional and or Non-Fictional" pretty much says it all. Our comics are asked to create online dating profiles for anything from celebrities to inanimate objects.It's tough to get back out there after one of the most famous cases of immaculate infidelity in the history of the printed word, but Tyler Kinney helps the Virgin Mary try to get back on the market.Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643294
2016-10-0402 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 087 – G-g-g-GHOSTS!If there’s something strange, in the Mission District, who ya gonna call? STAB! host John Ross, and his guests Jon Gorman, Red Scott and Jesse Jones, obviously. In this spectral episode of STAB! John talks to the fellas about Isaac Singer, The Night of the Murdered Poets, World Elephant Day, the home colonoscopy test, the […]
2016-08-2236 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Front Row Professionals"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Hey pally, you need a little help in your kingdom of squares? Well then let Jesse Jones tell you all about deez guys he knows at Front Row Professionals. Dey GAHDIT!Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://bit.ly/1Tpvtox
2016-05-2103 min
STAB! CutsAlfonso Portela - Vlad The ImpalerIn "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows.Under this altar of woven limbs, Alfonso Portela proclaims his love for Vlad the Impaler to be ever greater than any stack of dead babies this or any other world world has ever known.Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39940050
2016-04-0102 min
STAB! CutsZach Coles - Panda Express"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Zach's not a smart man, but what he does know is tasty. So come on down to one of his three Panda Express locations in this world where all the people are made of orange chicken! He promises not to serve you... As food...Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40514483
2016-03-0402 min
STAB! CutsCheryl Anderson - Parking Enforcement OfficerIn "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows.Here Cheryl Anderson reads her heart felt vows to a Parking Enforcement Officer, it is a love which will last for a very specific period of time, a love which can be removed at the owner's expense if all signs are not fully read and understood.Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40184334
2016-02-2701 min
STAB! CutsAlfonso Portela - TWA"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.It's difficult, being a person of any color other than white, and holding off the forces of caucasia. Alfonso Portela knows the struggle and shares it with you in his story of TWA or Total White Assimilation.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40322518
2016-02-1801 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - HTTP"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Heterosexual threesomes can be fraught with danger. Just check out the news (http://negrosagainsthairlineabuse.com/sticky-situation/)! If only they'd heard Jesse Jones' rules for the HTTP, a life may have been saved...Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40153384
2015-12-2801 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - El Diablo Tiene Un Palo Polla (The Devil Has A Dick Stick)In "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.There is an old Spanish Folktale that is known by Jesse Jones which speaks of the day El Diablo taught young Manuel a valuable lesson: Be a Cock, have Cock fingers! It's a weird folk tale...Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40271145
2015-12-2504 min
STAB! CutsEdgar Granados - Harold L. Vape Vaperman's House Of Vape"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Hey, hi, hi. Need vape supplies? Need lunch? Edgar Granados wants, he NEEDS you to come to Harold L. Vaperman's House of Vape! These prices are so low and this business is so illegal. Please buy something, but don't tell the principal!Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40271145
2015-12-2501 min
STAB! CutsNick Brunner - Loaves and Fishnets"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.English and brethren alike, Nick Brunner invites you to enjoy the fellowship of Honest Abraham Yoder's Loaves and Fishnets for the finest in good Amish fishnettery.Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40271145
2015-12-2301 min
STAB! CutsTyler Kinney - The Isle Of Soft RockIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.COME, join Tyler Kinney on the Isle of Soft Rock where you can be who you want to be, hip, confident and unafraid of disease. Do mind the rocks they are quite soft.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=41182368
2015-12-2202 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Bill Jackson's Unsupervised Daughter Abductiporium"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Daughters! Get YOUR daughters here! Jesse Jones introduces you to suspicious unmarked vans and the daughters that used to be yours in Bill Jackson's Unsupervised Daughter Abductiporium!Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40153384
2015-12-2102 min
STAB! CutsEdgar Granados - A Very Gonzo Canseco Birthday Bash"Celebration Time"/"This Was Today Once" invites guests to share how they are, will or have celebrated historic or not so historic moments that just so happened to fall on the day of the show. Edgar Granados buys a ticket and takes the ride through a twisted celebration of the birthday of the Canseco twins. Like nothing before and nothing after, achieve maximum pump.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643793
2015-11-2504 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 051 – Taco Bell Poem for STAB! PodcastJohn Ross hosts this crunchy, evocative episode of STAB! at Joey Avery, Torio Van Grol and Jesse Jones while they discuss topic prompts about Christopher Columbus, Godzilla, Japanese Culture Day, Dolph Lundgren, highwayman John Austin, Roseanne Barr, a trio of LGBTQIAs, a nonagon of workplace beheading Haiku, vows to assholes “the guy who always makes […]
2015-11-1735 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 050 – Hip, Confident, Unafraid of DiseaseIn this devil may care episode number 50 of the STAB! program, John Ross welcomes Alfonso Portela, Jaclyn Weiand, Tyler Kinney and Jesse Jones for discussions of Apple Day in the UK, the Aberfan Disaster, Aroldis Chapman, John Paul Getty III, Dizzy Gillespie– not Louis Armstrong, the denouncement of lynching, National Nurse’s Day in Thailand, […]
2015-11-0948 min
STAB! CutsJordan Gannon - RSVP"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Let Jordan Gannon introduce you to Christian Rap-Rock powerhouse Returning Savior Very Probable. You may remember them from their self titled smash: RSVP, featuring that hot track RSVP... It's RSVP time!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37794781
2015-11-0501 min
STAB! CutsJosh Kinkade - ODB"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Early 90s Long Island hasidic hip-hop was molded largely by the Jewtang Clan and their break out star ODB or "Old Dirty Bagel". Just listen to all this sick knowledge dropped by music historian Josh Kinkade on ODB.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39561312
2015-11-0202 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - PG - 13"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Jesse Jones introduces you to the kick ass Bishop of Modesto with the baddest number this side of the Intimidator's SWEET #3. It's PG-13: Pope Gary the 13th!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39940050
2015-10-3002 min
STAB! CutsTyler Kinney - East Suicide CityIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Tyler Kinney invites you to the only place you deserve to go. East Suicide City. Make the decision that you've always known in your heart was the one for you. Take a trip to East Suicide City.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39818928
2015-10-2901 min
STAB! CutsLuke Soin - ItsNeverGoingToBeMoreThanAHobby.com"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Ever wanted to make it in the entertainment industry but knew you weren't? Well Luke Soin has just the talent agency for you. Bring your average talent to ItsNeverGoingToBeMoreThanAHobby.com! and don't be discovered, TODAY!Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=40153384
2015-10-2702 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 048 – Dick Smash!In this wistful episode of STAB! John Ross goads Walker Glenn, George Chen and Jesse Jones into sharing their thoughts on Dagobert, Canadian Women Personhood, Jean-Claude Van Damme, the transistor radio, Lee Harvey Oswald, Tommie Smith & John Carlos, a trio of varied POTUSes, a trio of trios of haiku about Palestinian Jew stabbing diagrams, […]
2015-10-2636 min
STAB! CutsBill Wallis - LMNOP"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.If you're going to a pet store, you damn sure better know the lingo. Bill Wallis helps you navigate the difficult animal enslavement center jargon in this LMNOP.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39652981
2015-10-1301 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Gary Davidson's Tire Care Center And Discount Dojoarium"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.You wanna learn the mystical arts of self defense? Sure you do. Bojuka, Nindokai, Kajukenbo? Gary knows all that shit. So come on down to Gary Davidson's Tire Care Center And Discount Dojoarium.Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39652981
2015-10-0902 min
STAB! CutsAlfonso Portela - Dr Portela's Tongueless Speech Therapy"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Hi, Dr. Alfonso Portela, speech pathologist and hater of flappy hands would like to show you his tried and true methods for helping the tongueless learn to be understood. And boy does it work, wihwy. Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39940050
2015-10-0602 min
STAB! CutsStephen Ferris - NRA"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.In this fortunately misunderstood mashup of prompts, Stephen Ferris gives us more ways to go rub ass than any of us had ever imagined possible. But remember, these are the exceptions to the rule of "Never Rub Ass".Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=38315836
2015-10-0203 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Yuri's House Of Previously Unthinkable Style"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Everyone needs to keep up with the latest fashions, even in the aftermath of the most terrible nuclear accident in the history of man (or horse) kind. Come on down to Yuri's!Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37694835
2015-09-1502 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 042 – Whoopsie DoodleJohn Ross hosted some mooks named Jaclyn Weiand, Zach Coles & Jesse Jones and they talked at people about World Humanitarian Day, Venus’ First Temple, the Samlesbury Witches, John Stamos, canoest Ivar Iversen, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, a trio of NASCARs, the Google searches of the Fat Jew, angry poems about the unfortunate timely death […]
2015-09-0837 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 040 – The Saga of the River PeopleIn this very special episode of STAB!, special host John Ross welcomes special guests Edgar Granados, Nick Brunner and Jesse Jones to talk about such special subjects as Edgar’s Princess Irene and Ronald Reagan Air Traffic Controllers jokes, the end of Army flogging, Australian Cricketier Harry Trot, hurdler Lolo Jones, William Wallace, Mel Gibson, three […]
2015-08-2651 min
STAB! CutsJaclyn Weiand - The Island Of Fuckin' Cool StuffIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Wanna see some really fuckin' cool stuff that isn't just cool to Jaclyn Weiand, but will be cool to you too? Well visit the Island of Fuckin' Cool Stuff and Jaclyn'll show you all about it!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=38006476
2015-08-1702 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 038 – Sports!In this hella manly episode of STAB!, John Ross prods– no. John Ross facilitates discussion with Luke Soin, Ben Rice and Jesse Jones on such topics as Luke’s second book of musician mysteries, Gene Hamburger, English singer songwriter Twinkle, Gianni Versace’s ghost tweet insults of the STAB! family of players, various HTTPs, Satoru Iwata death […]
2015-08-1642 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 037 – May I Interdict Here?Moderator John Ross leads this rousing edition of STAB! featuring Jordan Gannon, Jason Long and Jesse Jones in the important topics of the day, such as the Japanese Communist Party, Bert Convy, Elk Grove Mayoral candidates, Forest Whitaker, the United Red Army, The Crying Game, Julia Lennon, Jesse Ventura, the Jungle of Jheri Curl, Sidewalk […]
2015-08-0642 min
STAB! CutsTyler Kinney - Orangi Town Laundromat"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Hear how Tyler Kinney will drag your Chicago Bulls t-shirts through the sad, godforsaken waters of his Orangi Town Laundromat for just ONE Chinesy coin.Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37544776
2015-05-1302 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - IUD"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Jesse Jones shares with the gathered audience members, (one in six of which will own a shawl at some point in their lives) a sampling of his hand sorted, "Increasingly Useless Data".Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37544776
2015-05-0501 min
STAB! CutsJoe-Joe Louis - NormandyIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Joe-Joe Louis invites you to the town of Normandy. Never mind the big wall of dead people, Normandy has so much more to offer visitors. So come on down!Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36865569
2015-04-1703 min
STAB! CutsLuke Soin - TikiBarberopolisIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Luke Soin invites us to experience the NEW tight, taut, TikiBarberopolis and forget its old frumpy, round with child location.Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181489
2015-04-0301 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Super Mario Brothers Level 1-1In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Come, visit one of the most popular destinations in all of the Nintendo Entertainment System. Jesse Jones is here to show you around.And why not listen to the complete episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37045471
2015-03-2302 min
STAB! CutsJon Gomora - SassyburghIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Jon Gomora would like to invite you to stay away from the thriving city of Sassyburgh, where they're probably talking shit about you right now.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181510
2015-03-2001 min
STAB! CutsJordan Gannon - MSNBC"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Jordan Gannon introduces young CHAMPS to this early childhood misogyny education program. Beat misogyny into cold fearful submission!Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37181510
2015-03-1702 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - The Chosen Peep Hole"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Come to the finest non-rubble gentlemen's club in the whole of the disputed Gaza strip! Jesse Jones sells you on all its amenities.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643650
2015-03-1601 min
STAB! CutsTyler Kinney - Ikea Dubai"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Really need to snazzy up the foyer of your mega yacht so as to avoid razzing from tuna magnates? Tyler Kinney has just the place to fill all your flat pack needs: Ikea Dubai.Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36643294
2015-03-0901 min
STAB! CutsJoe - Joe Louis - 1950s Middle AmericaVilleIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Joe-Joe Louis invites you to a place where the simpler times never got more complicated and reminds of you of the power of the corrective slap. Welcome back to 1950s Middle AmericaVille.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37045471&refid=stpr
2015-03-0601 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Cheese ShiverIn "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.Cheese puns. Jesse Jones wrote a bunch of cheese puns and called it a movie. Cheese Shiver, so gouda, you'll lose your rind!Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=37012833&refid=stpr
2015-03-0501 min
STAB! CutsJordan Gannon - The Polite Township Of Proper Etiquette And MannersIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Jordan Gannon would like, if it is not too much trouble, or an interference in your daily activity, to extend to you a heart felt invitation to visit The Polite Township of Proper Etiquette and Manners. Please and thank you.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e...
2015-03-0403 min
STAB! CutsDanielle Mandella - ScatopolisIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Come, cop a squat in the city of Scatopolis, Danielle Mandella will tell you all about this city of song, not poop, or maybe, but probably not.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-011-rain-soaked-hobo-pile-36865569
2015-03-0301 min
STAB! CutsJaclyn Weiand - Marge's Books"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Jaclyn Weiand invites fans of all sorts of books to "Marge's Books", her Islamic book store in the heart of Salt Lake City, Utah!Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-002-all-js-all-the-way-36643650
2015-03-0200 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - The City Of AnglesIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Here, Jesse Jones takes you on a tour of acute place to call home: The City of Angles. Yes, ANGLES.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642761&refid=stpr
2015-02-2702 min
STAB! CutsJaime Fernandez - Jaime's Kandahar Caricature"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location.Jaime Fernandez would like to welcome you to her easel for a zany, kooky, fuckin' scary caricature in the not shitty, second largest city in Afghanistan!Heat the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-002-all-js-all-the-way-36643650
2015-02-2601 min
STAB! CutsJohnny Taylor - The City Of America In 2114In STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.Johnny Taylor introduces us to the once proud country turned city of America in the year 2114.Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642761&refid=stpr
2015-02-2401 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Shoepocalypse Airship Zero"Location, Location, Location" gives our comedians the task of selling us on why we should come to their business, despite it's less than ideal location. High above the judgmental land below Jesse Jones' "Shoepocalypse Airship Zero" caters to the most despicable in footwear tastes.Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/stab/e/stab-004-the-book-of-luke-36643294
2015-02-2303 min
STAB! CutsAaron Weaver - Back In The Dump TruckIn "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.Can Nick Cage beat the odds and avoid his fate? Aaron Weaver chronicles the perilous journey.Listen to the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36775655&refid=stpr
2015-02-2001 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - The Real Hardy BoysIn "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.Jesse Jones unravels the conspiracies hidden in this point and click docu-adventure CD-Rom. AOL Keyword: Real HardyHear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36913995&refid=stpr
2015-02-1903 min
STAB! CutsBill Wallis - The Truth About Tandem BicyclesIn "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.Bill Wallis describes the relationship between a bunch of bikes. Just bikes, there's nothing at all more to be read into it at all. Bikes.Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36642672
2015-02-1801 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Quimmy Quam Quammers And The Quammy PamsIn "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.Here, Jesse Jones introduces us to the American remake of a gritty British series: "Quimmy Quam Quammers and the Quammy Pams"Hear the whole episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36775655&refid=stpr
2015-02-1702 min
STAB! CutsBen Rice - Getting To Know My TongueIn "Movie Make Up", comics are given movie titles, which we (John) have (has) made up, and are then asked to give a synopsis of that new movie, from any genre or style that they so choose, inspired by the fake title.Ben Rice turns up the heat in Luna's Cafe with his description of this apparently lost porn classic "Getting To Know My Tongue" Hear the full episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=36966297&refid=stpr
2015-02-1602 min
STAB! CutsBen Rice - BonJoviVilleIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
2015-02-1302 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - Foreskinnington HarborIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
2015-02-1302 min
STAB! CutsNick Pettigrew - AsianGangOpolisIn STAB!'s "Department of Tourism", comedians are assigned the role of the new director of a made up city’s tourism board and charged with the task of trying to make us want to visit their city. They do that in many ways, these are some of them.
2015-02-1300 min
STAB! CutsBen Rice - DMX"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - DMX"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsAaron Weaver - DUI"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - BDSM"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - M&M"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1302 min
STAB! CutsJoe-Joe Louis - BDSM"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsCorinne Nelson - UNICEF"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1303 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - ISIS"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1302 min
STAB! CutsJohnny Taylor - OPP"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1300 min
STAB! CutsBen Rice - DTF"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1300 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - NFL"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - XOXO"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1303 min
STAB! CutsNick Pettigrew - LSD"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsJesse Jones - SWAK"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1302 min
STAB! CutsAaron Weaver - LPGA"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.
2015-02-1301 min
STAB! CutsJoe-Joe Louis - OPP"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.Joe-Joe Louis re-imagines OPP as a very useful tool in a very useful entertainment field. Introducing the "Office of Pinkening Pornography".
2015-02-1302 min
STAB! CutsStephen Ferris - SPCA"Reorganization" is a popular prompt often appearing in a typical episode of the comedy podcast program: STAB! In it comedians are given an existing acronym, asked to re-imagine it and share with the audience what it now stand for, and who it represent.In this clip Stephen Ferris introduces us to his still under construction model train company "Stephen's Pacific Car Agency".Hear the full episode HERE.
2015-02-1301 min
the STAB! showSTAB! 010 – STAB! Turns 10!Flick on the ol’ Victrola and take an ear-taste of the latest in STAB! John Ross sits by the fireside with Stephen Ferris, Aaron Weaver and Jesse Jones, to have them project their voices in regard to Aussie high-jumpers, Alabama, Jim Jones, DUIs, The Redskins…again, Dump Trucks and Quammy Pams!
2015-01-2836 min