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Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureChristmas Jatz: The Super Live Adventure 2023 Holiday SpecialWhen the ghost of Schmutler the Butler told us Christmas would be cancelled if we didn't record a Christmas special this year, we dusted off the old podcast equipment and hopped on the mic to save the day! We've got new Christmas carols, a new kitten, a vasectomy update, a special visit from John's dead grandpa, dirty Christmas porn titles, new recordings from Fart Guy, and more! As always, sign up for our newsletter for updates on upcoming shows and projects: https://mailchi.mp/426ffaa67956/slap-newsletter Want access to our entire back catalog...2023-12-261h 19Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E20: Freaks of NatureAfter a decade of podcasting, John Szeluga and Chris Sorrentino sit down for one last Super Live Adventure. Dedicated to Christopher Thurman, the last Chub of the SLAP era! Seasons 2-4 available everywhere you listen to podcasts. Want more? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to access the entire back catalog, as well as bonus audio and video content not available anywhere else! 📰 Sign up for the ⁠⁠SLAP newsletter⁠⁠ to stay abreast of all things John and Chris. Follow @SLAPodcast on: ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠ ⁠YouTube⁠⁠ ⁠TikTok⁠⁠ ⁠Facebook⁠⁠ ⁠Twitter⁠⁠ Hang with us on ⁠⁠Discord⁠, and fit it where you s#!t it2023-08-221h 26Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E19: Dude-mato with Vert and Joe Imburgio!Joe Imburgio surprises Vert for our penultimate episode in the raccoon-ridden Staten Island Wing of SLAP Studios! PLUS voicemails from Mr. P, Li'l Eddie, Shmurgler "not" the Burglar, Skeletor, and...Vert? This episode is guaranteed to make you super horny. That's the Super Live Adventure promise. 🛎 Want to hear more of our hang with Vert and Imburgio? We posted another 30 minutes of bonus audio exclusively on Patreon. Check it out at patreon.com/superliveadventure Joe Imburgio's band has a brand new album out! Visit bueno.bandcamp.com to stream or download Bueno's I Was a Thi...2023-08-081h 29Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E18: Gold Tie Event with Sal VulcanoSal Vulcano of the Impractical Jokers returns to Super Live Adventure for the first time in over a decade! We get an update on his frozen goldfish situation, share some core memories, talk about smoking weed, and try to imagine what it will be like for our kids to look back at all the things we've done. PLUS voicemails from Cobra Commander, Li'l Eddie, Rocco from Bayonne, Jimmy with the Jimmy Arm, and some other guy! Want to hear Sal's first episode of Super Live Adventure? Check out Season 1 Episode 5: Failed Human Jenga, originally recorded...2023-07-261h 37Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E17: Boogers on the Dog (Laura's Last Show)Laura joins us for one last night in the raccoon-infested wing of SLAP Studios. 📰 Sign up for the SLAP newsletter to stay abreast of all things John and Chris. 🛎 Want more of our chat with Laura? Head over to patreon.com/superliveadventure to support this show and gain instant access to exclusive bonus audio. The SLAP Liquidation Sale is going on now! All items are priced at just one dollar!* Visit superliveadventure.com/shop and grab some merch before it's gone! *Excludes TeePublic Store items and merchandise sold exclusively on NOICE Pins' E...2023-07-1142 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E16: Pretzel Mom – with Johnna ScrabisImpractical Jokers writer Johnna Scrabis joins us in the Staten Island Wing! 🦝 🦝 🦝 Be sure to check out Johnna's podcast, Mean Book Club, available everywhere you listen to audio. 📰 Sign up for the SLAP newsletter to stay abreast of all things John and Chris. ☎️ We want to hear from YOU! Leave us a message at 781-POD-SLAP. 🛎 Want more of our chat with Johnna? Head over to patreon.com/superliveadventure to support this show and gain instant access to exclusive bonus audio. The SLAP Liquidation Sale is going on now! All items are priced at...2023-06-271h 03Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E15: Fart Guy for PresidentAn entire episode of listener calls! Stick around 'til the end for an important message about this show. This episode is dedicated to our friend and newest Li'l Chub Club member, Mark Hayes! Thanks for joining the club, Mark! 🛎 Interested in joining the club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. 📰 Be sure to sign up for the SLAP newsletter to stay abreast of all things John and Chris. ☎️ We want to hear from YOU! Leave us a message at 781-POD-SLAP. 👕 New tees available in our TeePublic Store. Follow @SLAP...2023-06-1357 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E11: The Things We Steal From CVSAfter reflecting on Easter, Dyngus, and the fate of Indiana Jones, we discover we both had similar holiday experiences at the CVS self checkout line. PLUS listener voicemails and a spoiler-free Li'l Eddie movie review of Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.  🎟 See  Super Live Adventure AND the Wahoo Skiffle Crazies AND Joey Patches perform LIVE 8PM Thursday 4/20 at the Little Victory Theatre on Staten Island! Presented by Ross Brewing Co. Admission includes two drink tickets. $12 in advance, $15 at the door. Half price for  Li'l Chub Club members with promo code posted on Patreon. Mature audien...2023-04-1846 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E8: Rumple Minze Night with Mike FinoiaCrack open a Red Dog! Comedian Mike Finoia's in the studio! Visit mikefinoia.com for a list of Mike's upcoming stand-up shows, and be sure to check out his podcast, Comes a Time, with co-host Oteil Burbridge. Mike will be performing with us at Impractical Jokers Staff Infection on March 31st at Soul Joel's Comedy Club in Pottstown, PA. Tickets are available at souljoels.com. We want to hear from YOU! Give us a call at 781-POD-SLAP, and be sure to sign up for our weekly newsletter. Celebrate ten years of...2023-03-071h 06Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E7: The Old ShatWhat's the best way to get rid of a bad dog? Do monkeys go to Heaven? What do you think John's kid is gonna call Cookie Puss this year? How many people were wiped from existence because of Doc and Marty's antics in Back to the Future? What did William Shatner think of Kirstie Alley? And where do the Ninja Turtles go to the bathroom?  PLUS gifts from Hatfield and the Queen, spoiler-free Li'l Eddie movie reviews, and listener voicemails. We want to hear from YOU! Give us a call at 781-POD-SLAP. Sign up for t...2023-02-2158 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E4: Szelugs Sues Blues CluesTake it easy, bird legs. You're gonna wake the penguins. It's 1AM. It's been a long week. John only slept two hours after the Impractical Jokers wrap party and somebody took over Chris' HBO Max account. We've got the wrong ketchup, we're tired from buttling, we probably have worms, and juggling is fake. DM us if you want to go Christmas caroling with too cool dudes. Voicemails from Shmurgler "Not" The Burglar and the Queen Mum, plus a spoiler-free movie review from Li'l Eddie. Leave a message for the show at 781-POD-SLAP. 2023-01-2659 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS4 E2: Bananny SplitShould we get matching tattoos? How long does it take for a dead cat to turn into a skeleton? How do you feel about Giuliani? Did you hear Nanny Time is back to how it's supposed to be? If you had to... you know...with a Fraggle, which Fraggle would it be? Did you hear John met Alf? Did you also know John grew a mustache and quit drinking? And now Chris has to finish this coquito and oyster stout all by himself? Also, Egg Dump Soup is back, Fart Guy calls with an idea for a...2023-01-1150 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureSlapsgiving Leftovers: We're All Afraid of Ann“This is not normal. This is not what people do.” – Ann, Thanksgiving Eve 2014 What Thanksgiving would be complete without revisiting this classic episode of Super Live Adventure? Way back in 2014, John, Chris, and Bryan (yes, there was a third cohost back then) surprised Laura’s mom by recording an episode in her house as soon as she woke up to start preparing Thanksgiving dinner. What followed was an almost four hour episode complete with surprise special guests. Speaking of Thanksgiving, we’re doing a live show on Thanksgiving Eve! You should come. It’s all part of Mann...2022-11-223h 56Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureBack to the Cabin: Gourd HeadWe're back at the cabin, listening to classic episodes of SLAP past. Today it's Season 1, Episode 274: Gourd Head, originally released November 11, 2019. Say his name three times into a mirror at midnight in a pumpkin patch on Halloween and you just might hear the familiar calling of this beast, “Flimmmmm flammmmm, gonna press that hammmmmm..." PLUS John gets a hyaaaaattt, Li’l Eddie gets several jingles and the listener voicemails go off the rails. Interested in joining the Li’l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. Sign up for our we...2022-11-011h 19Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E47: Raccoon AssaultChris brought Grambo home to SLAP Studios! Laura’s here, too, along with a new raccoon. John’s dog is super horny, and Laura just watched that new Pinocchio movie. We also have a spoiler-free movie review from Li'l Eddie, plus voicemails from the Queen Mum, a squirrel, a burglar, and a guy who has some top-notch exercise equipment. Interested in joining the Li’l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. Want to support the show without joining the Li’l Chub Club? You can always grab some official podcast merch at superliv...2022-10-0456 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E46: The Erotic Adventures of PinocchioToss the cat a hot dog, grab yourself a fish pocket, and join us by the fire. We’re at the cabin this week, hanging out amongst the lantern flies and potato bugs, talking about safari baseball, Munchie, and reasons you shouldn’t swim in the ocean. We also take a closer look at Red the Bum from Back to the Future – until we lose control of the fire, that is. Smokey the Bear is going to be pissed, but it’s okay. We have to get back to feed the robot anyway, and someone has a question about the Li’l...2022-09-271h 02Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E45: Where the Magic HappensPut on your best Tanooki Suit, grab some suppositories and meet us at the zoo. We have a great idea for a movie, and we figured out why Master Splinter never wears shoes. Also, Chris has diverticulitis, and one of the guys from Yello is crazy rich. We also have some spoiler-free movie reviews from Li’l Eddie, and a message from our buddy Jake Turner. Vote for Jake to be featured in Rue Morgue Magazine at https://faceofhorror.org/2022/jake-turner This episode is dedicated to TomTom! Welcome to the Li’l Chub Club! In...2022-09-2050 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E44: HindenburgerLots of bleeps on this one, plus reasons you shouldn't teach a dog to play dead, the death of the Queen, and 9/11 restaurant specials. We've also got listener voicemails and a spoiler-free movie review from Li'l Eddie! We want to hear from you! Give us a call at 781-POD-SLAP. This episode is dedicated to The John! Thanks so much for joining the Li'l Chub Club! Interested in becoming a member? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. Want to support the show without joining the Li’l Chub Club? Yo...2022-09-1343 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E43: The Last Jersey UnicornWhile John was away in Merlin’s Cabin, Chris was at Laura’s annual toga party. Now we’re all back in the Staten Island Wing of SLAP Studios, along with a new “cat” and bunch of flies. Is John having an allergic reaction to said “cat,” or is it that scented candle on the table? Was Tom Carvel murdered back in 1990? Is Goofy and Pluto porn an actual thing? You think these Seagram’s Escapes are any good? Did Elvis Pretzel kill his wife? Is the Big Bell really back from the depths of Hell? Are the boys still getting va...2022-09-0653 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E42: Oh Boy!From contemplating suicide to questioning the sexual goings-on over at the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, this episode has something for everyone! PLUS – Before John heads out for a weekend alone in a cabin in the woods, we receive a call from the Big Bell – FROM HELL!!! We may need to call upon the powers of Laura again… RoboGail is hungry. Dial 781-POD-SLAP to fill’er up. Visit SuperLiveAdventure.com and sign up for our weekly newsletter to stay in the loop on all the stuff and everything. Support this show by joining the Li’l...2022-08-301h 05Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E41: Rat JamWhile John was off dealing with a hairy carbuncle, playing air hockey against a robot and watching rats play basketball, Chris (aka Baby Belushi) was having the time of his life in Old Joliet Prison at the first ever Blues Brothers Con! Stick around for listener voicemails and spoiler-free Li’l Eddie movie reviews. This episode is dedicated to Suds. Welcome to the Li’l Chub Club! Thanks so much for supporting this show. Interested in becoming a member? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure for more info. We want to hear from you...2022-08-2357 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E40: Patches' RoofIt’s a beautiful night here on Patches’ Roof. The moon is full and the Chubs are out, drinking and smoking and blasting Yello, totally recalling the ‘80s, thinking about beating up Biff Tannen, dreaming about being rich, wondering how things are in Guam, collecting rat bones for the garden, talking smack about yoga, threatening kids with birds, and questioning Putin’s relationship with horses. Laura’s here, along with Patches and Duddy and Jeff Cinco! Even Shmurgler the Burglar is in a good mood tonight, and why wouldn’t he be? It doesn’t get much better than this, folks.2022-08-161h 10Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E39: Beefaroni on the CouchPut on your best baby tee, down some mushroom milk, and kick those legs, baby! Laura’s back for another Super Live Adventure, and we’re tackling some of life’s big questions! What slurs do kids know these days? What is it with dads pooping their pants? Did Chris have a concussion at Laura’s toga party a few years back? Is that why he pooped his pants? Is eggdumpsoup.com coming back? What are you doing after this? You want to go to a museum to look at some dongs? Should we bring the kids? We also...2022-08-1051 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureSummertime Rewind: Purple Leather Underwear"White socks. Blue see-through jeans. I know she's not scared. Purple leather underwear." – Hughby, creator of Puss. On this week's Summertime Rewind, we're going all the way back to Episode 128: Purple Leather Underwear, originally recorded on January 23, 2017. John's baby was due, Donald Trump was just sworn in as president, Chris had an incident at Chuck E. Cheese, and Hughby sent us the greatest song of all time! Purple Leather Underwear covers by Superfan Dennis, the Queen Mum, and Mean Gene. We just celebrated the 10th anniversary of our first recording! Thanks to everyone fo...2022-07-191h 32Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E36: Queefin' Around: A Father's Day SpecialLululemon Laura joins us for another Father's Day Special, which is sort of like a regular episode, except we record it on or around Father's Day Weekend!  Did European Day leave you with the puke-streak blues? Do you long for the days of Melon Woman and quack? Nervous about that upcoming vasectomy? Are you hoping to finally get a bucket this year, even though you know it's never going to happen? Vote for Chris Sorrentino to serve as your Local Sleazeball, because he believes that everyone should have at least three buckets, and he'll try to make s...2022-06-2149 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E35: The Bubba Gump WeddingPOP POP! John finally tries a spicy chicken sandwich from Popeye’s after seeing Bruce McCullough’s one man show with Chris. By the way, Chris is finally seeing the urologist this week, putting us one step closer to getting vasectomies on the show! We also talk about squeaky toy enthusiasts, custom blow-up dolls, street medicine, Nerds Gummy Clusters, life at sea, the Time Scalper, and the possible return of Egg Dump Soup… PLUS listener voicemails! Leave a voicemail for the show at 781-POD-SLAP. This show is brought to you by Ross B...2022-06-1459 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E34: Nerd FightChris returns from Star Wars Celebration, and John’s uncomfortable with how much his daughter loves him. We talk about why kids shouldn’t have cell phones, and we learn a new synonym for diarrhea. PLUS spoiler-free movie reviews from Li’l Eddie AND voicemails from John’s kidney stone, Joey Patches, and more! Be sure to check out Joey Patches’ single, M64, now on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/0oDp6HWCChtcixLKPTXPLD?si=7acc893d6e834832 Chris being discussed on Rebel Force Radio: https://youtu.be/XtXac_CoF3I?t=3676 Sign up fo...2022-06-0856 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E32: Big Dick TracyMayo sandwiches, glass eyes, durf n' turf, the latest Li'l Eddie spoiler-free movie reviews, and voicemails from Bob Sprung, America's Cousin, and John's kidney stone. Sign up for our weekly newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/426ffaa67956/slap-newsletter Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Support this show for as little as $1/month and gain access to monthly bonus podcast episodes, as well as other exclusive perks! Visit https://patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. https://linktr.ee/slapodcast2022-05-1932 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E31: Super Dad (2022 Mother's Day Special)Chris and Laura meet a goat named Rambo, Laura buys a car from the most Staten Island man on the planet, and John shares his kid's answers to a Mother's Day questionnaire. We want to hear from you! Give us a call at 781-POD-SLAP. Sign up for our weekly newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/426ffaa67956/slap-newsletter Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Members get an exclusive bonus episode every month! Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more.2022-05-101h 02Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E30: The Mandalorian Loves NickelodeonWe’re hanging in the Jersey Wing tonight. Bring either the Fanta ladies or the son of a bitch who stole from Chris and G.T. will let you in at the gate. We’ll be in the basement drinking Pineapple Express and trying to figure out how Jeffrey Jones didn’t get in trouble sooner. Not sure if you heard, but eggdumpsoup.com just went out of business. John’s going to share a new song, Li’l Eddie’s got some movie reviews for us, and that guy who calls us sometimes calls us again. Sign u...2022-05-0344 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E28: Monkey NuggetsAn ad on the Staten Island Ferry temporarily ruins chicken for Chris, John’s Chia Pet is dying, production finally wraps on Impractical Jokers Season 9, potty training sucks, and Dick Tracy villains are weird, but we’ve been invited to experience infused pizza, ice cream, sodas and more from the Pizza Pusha in NYC! PLUS voicemails and Li’l Eddie Movie reviews. This episode is dedicated to Jessica the Rabbit. Welcome to the Li’l Chub Club, Jessica! We really appreciate the support. Interested in joining? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. Sign up...2022-04-1237 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E24: Boom Boom BapGood beer, fast food, and Fart Guy! PLUS Li'l Eddie's Movie Reviews, a call from Shmurgler, and a message from John's kidney stone. We want to hear from you! Give us a call at 781-POD-SLAP. Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure for more info. Sign up for the weekly SLAP Newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/426ffaa67956/slap-newsletter2022-03-1652 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E23: Lord HypercolorWe drink some beers, discover a fourth Hanson, Chris talks about the time he almost choked to death at a Ground Round, then teaches us how much to tip when your pizza arrives late during a screening of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and John talks about coming home from the set of Impractical Jokers and his kid finding him half-naked, wearing make-up, and covered in chowder. PLUS a package arrives from DarthDabs.com, and Chris gives John presents for his birthday! Sign up for our newsletter: https://mailchi.mp/426ffaa67956/slap-newsletter Interested in joining the...2022-03-0851 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E22: The Teachings of BalooChris flies by way of the condor to learn the results of John's CT scan, but don't worry! Be happy! As long as John remembers to take his Comet, pray to Gadget, and avoid you-know-who's water fountain, he's gonna be just fine.  We also have calls from Li’l Eddie AND Johnny Monzo! As always, Super Live Adventure is brought to you by eggdumpsoup.com. We want to hear from you! Leave us a voicemail at 781-POD-SLAP and we'll play it at the end of the show! Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to...2022-03-0149 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E20: Zero Calorie SnacksLaura’s in the studio and we just came up with an official secret handshake based on Sorrentino’s super special way of doing things! We also tasted a bunch of condoms. https://linktr.ee/slapodcast2022-02-1557 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E13: I Like SpaghettiGather up your Hess Trucks, because we're swinging by your uncle's place before we troll for tuna in the City on Wheels! PLUS a movie review from Li'l Eddie, a sweet new rap from Schmook the Cook, and some rare UK treats from the amazing Vicky James!!! 🛎 🛎 🛎 Super Live Adventure is brought to you by Darth Dabs. Visit darthdabs.com and use promo code "SLAP" at checkout for 15% off any purchase.2021-12-1448 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E12: Baby SlimerIf you enjoy Bud Light Seltzer, burning Christmas trees, and spectrophilia, you've come to the right place! Listen before the world comes to an end! This episode is brought to you by DarthDabs.com. Use promo code "SLAP" at checkout for 15% off pipes, bubblers, bongs, rigs, and more!2021-12-0753 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E11: A Home Alone FetishLaura joins us for our first live show since before the pandemic!  We talk about disgraced former congressman (and recently elected Staten Island Borough President) Vito Fossella, making Christmas great again, The Jetsons, how garbage men have sex, the next pandemic, Home Alone sexual fantasies, and more! PLUS a Ghostbusters: Afterlife movie review from Li'l Eddie and a musical voicemail from Fart Guy. Recorded in front of a live audience at the home of Manny Rondon and Molly Lisenco on Thanksgiving Eve 2021. This episode is brought to you by DarthDabs.com. U...2021-11-3037 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E10: Go CougarsLock the kids in the pantry and leave some tacos for the dog! Mom's got her feet in the hot dog water, and Dad's boppin' the baloney on VHS! Better pop a few Cold-Eeze and dry that sack, 'cause wedding bells (and smells) are in the air! Brought to you by Darth Dabs. Visit darthdabs.com and use promo code "SLAP" at checkout for 15% off your total order.2021-11-1648 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E9: Ghost Dad BustersNever add a mullet to a ghost costume, NEVER mess with Harriet Tubman, and NEVER, EVER TRUST STEVE HARVEY. PLUS voicemails from Fart Guy, Li'l Eddie, Shmurgler (not) the Burglar, and our old pal Vert! This episode is brought to you by Darth Dabs. Visit darthdabs.com and use promo code "SLAP" for 15% off at checkout!2021-11-0946 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E8: Double Dirty Water DogsWhen John and Laura can't agree on which Sanderson sister to be next Halloween, the gang turns to boobpedia for help, only to have a surprising photo of Elvira send Chris over the edge... Huge thanks to DARTHDABS for sending us some awesome gifts this week, including Laura's very first bong! SLAP listeners can save 15% at darthdabs.com by using promo code "SLAP" at checkout.2021-11-0255 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E7: My Pet Monster's Got NardsLock your doors, turn out the lights, and prepare to be pooed! It's the 2021 SLAP Halloween Special! It's a spooky night here at SLAP Studios. My Pet Monster is on the loose, a shaggy dog is grunting at the moon, there's a vasectomy on the horizon, and Al Borland's signing autographs. Also, John hates '90s music.2021-10-261h 03Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E6: Garbage Pumpkin KidsFollowing the burial of Chris' wife, the fellas get together to share some secondhand pumpkin carving tips, talk about William Shatner's recent trip to space, laugh about what John's kid calls a Cookie Puss, reminisce about the good ol' days when guys got hit in the nuts all the time, accuse Adam Sandler of stealing from Hocus Pocus, and come up with some fun ideas for your kids' school projects. RoboGail's got some voicemails lined up, including some Li'l Eddie movie reviews! Dandy wants a snack, Only-One-Soda shares his version of Nanny Time, Slash the Topless Bounty...2021-10-191h 05Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E5: The Great Crypt CaperIt's Halloween time, and it's getting spookier every minute of the day! Well, you're in luck tonight, because we have some Trivia from the Crypt for you! You wanna get in the crypt with us? 🛎 Free shipping on stickers and patches at SuperLiveAdventure.com, now and forever!2021-10-1244 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E4: The MalocchioLaura uses the powers of witchcraft to cleanse the studio of evil.2021-10-0553 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E3: Elviras Live ForeverWe're having a scary and deliciously good time here at the bottom of the waterslide, talking about the mall and toothpaste and stuff. Shmook is in a tunnel, Dandy's in a button, and Grandpa's in me pocket. Little Eddie's got a few movie reviews, and RoboGail has messages from from the butler, the burglar, the bounty hunter, and a man who ate upon the ferry and lived to tell the tale. Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more. Fit it where you sh*t it.2021-09-2951 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E2: The Shakespeare Turtle HotlineWe're just two guys living that hot air balloon life, slow dancing at the end of the night, drinking taquitos and big-ass shark beers, complaining about the Gorgs that just moved into the neighborhood. It's Burkamania over here. Come jump in the pool and live forever. SuperLiveAdventure.com2021-09-2146 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS3 E1: When Animals AttackSuper Live Adventure is back!!!!! We were supposed to have a nice, relaxing break. Instead, we faced an onslaught of rain, raccoons and bees... New episodes every Tuesday. Visit superliveadventure.com for more info.2021-09-141h 15Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureLittle Eddie Movie Review SpecialJust because Super Live Adventure is on break doesn't mean Little Eddie stopped going to the movies!2021-09-0730 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E50: The Smoking HatIt's our season finale road trip! Hop in! We're headed to Massachusetts to visit some dispensaries! Also, be sure to visit our new merch store at superliveadventure.com. Free shipping on stickers and patches!2021-08-181h 09Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E49: Full BelvedereWe canceled our upcoming live show and now we’re in a mood. On top of that, a common cold is spreading through the Jersey Wing, Chris found out his wife doesn’t like a movie we assumed to be beloved by all, and the new bells in the studio are freaking Chris out – but, you know what? We’re ok. You can’t stop the adventure, baby. We’ve got Modelo, Nutcracker, Jameson, Five Alive, and seltzer over here. We’re pitching television shows and coming up with new ways to use diapers. We’ve got four Little Eddies and a Bob...2021-08-0956 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E48: DalauraWe hear from old friends, potential butlers, and a man lost in time, and we surprise Laura with new caller segment! You can see Super Live Adventure LIVE at 7:30 PM on Thursday, August 19th at the Little Victory Theater on Staten Island! Tickets are available at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/super-live-adventure-wahoo-skiffle-crazies-tickets-1624589661412021-08-041h 22Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E47: Connery'sCome on down to Connery's. We'll give you the five fingers. And be sure to come see us live on August 19th at the Little Victory Theater on Staten Island! Tickets are available at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/super-live-adventure-wahoo-skiffle-crazies-tickets-1624589661412021-07-2645 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E46: The FratellisWhat happened to Tattoo? Have you ever gone to a doctor in Florida? Is that an imaginary grandpa in your pocket? How many White Castle cheeseburgers did Chris eat? Just how bad was John's week? Ever eat a big azz chicken sandwich? Do girls poop? What's the best way to threaten a lawyer? Listen for the answers to all of these questions and more, PLUS Muffin, a Little Eddie movie review, a rap from Shmeeves, and voicemails from Mean Gene, Only One Soda, Booby Waffles, and Fart Guy!!! Come see us LIVE with the Wahoo...2021-07-191h 15Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E45: Little VictoryWe're back from our 4th of July break, and we have a big announcement!2021-07-121h 09Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E44: Dunston, New JerseyWhat's a lubber? How many unread emails are in Chris' inbox? What's up Orko's skirt? Who is Derpy Hooves? And what's the deal with Mug Man? The answers to these questions and more will be revealed right here in the Monkey State, where the International Tag Team Champions of Your Life have convened to bring you a daytime, missionary episode of the Super Live Adventure Podcast.2021-06-281h 18Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E43: Beer and BeanoLaura joins us for our Father's Day show! Do you think Ommegang would sponsor us? How about Beano? How do you feel about Crocs? Do you like John's new hats? Do you know someone suffering from Akyroyds? Why do we do this show? Do you like bugs? Want to hear the rest of the conversation? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure!2021-06-2144 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E42: She-RoniesWhat are you wearing to the Pin Party? Which version of The Shining is better, the book or the movie? What stinks worse, the Turtles or The Foot? Ever eat an axolotl? Which Masters of the Universe character would you be? And what's up with My Little Pony?2021-06-1454 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E41: Pizza MogwaiWe're back in the Jersey Wing, drinking beer and Tito's Five and Sevens, talking about lesser-known Ninja Turtle characters, Gremlins 2, Camp Candy, a world without pangolins, Beer Wolf, Blues Clues, dog genitalia, America's Funniest Home Videos, and Chris' beard. PLUS voicemails and Li'l Eddie Movie reviews! WARNING: A lot of really terrible things happen to monkeys in this episode. Brought to you by EggDumpSoup.com2021-06-071h 04Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E40: BCTWe're back in the kitchen with Laura, listening to Chris' neighbors scream, talking about Staten Island pizza, and hearing all about Laura's misadventures with a goat.2021-06-011h 00Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E39: Ice EdgeDid 2020 ruin tequila? How many good Chevy Chase movies are there, anyway? Why did none of us defend Delta Burke back in the day? Did you know 7 Up is still a thing? How many people do you think you'd catch with a human-sized glue trap? Where did John first meet Vicky James? Where did Luke Skywalker's hand end up? Did you hear about Duke? Do you like voicemails? We have a bunch of voicemails...2021-05-251h 08Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E38: Cool RoniIt's the middle of May and we're all in HEAT!!!!!!2021-05-171h 26Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E37: The Lion MomLaura's back for the 2021 Super Live Adventure Mother's Day Special!2021-05-071h 02Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E36: Double CurtainsWe get hoity-toity and talk about the Doritos Ranch, running our fingers through Hulk Hogan’s hair, and school lunch delicacies. Plus we go digging in Red Bear’s box and play listener voicemails, including some special news from Li’l Eddie! This episode is dedicated to the Bride of Fartenstein! Welcome to the club, BOF! Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure2021-04-301h 02Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E35: Ozzie Bear We're back from partying at SLAP Beach USA, and we’re discussing Urkel selling weed, surviving being locked in a pet store, Ol’ Hat Head’s British shows, and more! PLUS listener voicemails and egg dump soup!!! Tell ‘em Nerdburger sent ya!   This episode is dedicated to Casey Bartolucci. Welcome to the club, Saturay!   Interested in joining the Li'l Chub Club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure 2021-04-231h 12Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureSpring Break!We'll be back before you know it, but until then...SPRING BREAK!!!2021-04-0201 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E34: How the World EndsIt's been eight years since we first launched the Super Live Adventure Podcast! Come do a shot with us!2021-03-271h 05Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E33: Cut Me, MonkWe celebrate McPatrick's Day with an exploration of the Air Bud Cinematic Universe, and John saves the world with a song.2021-03-2155 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E32: Kenickie SmallsF***, Marry, Kill: Moe, Larry, Curly. https://linktr.ee/SLAPodcast2021-03-141h 14Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E31: Paul Blart Pixel DanceWe're talking boomerangs, wigs, plugs, fake mustaches, Paul Blart, and Jack the Bear – PLUS voicemails! This episode is dedicated to Agent H. Thanks for joining the Li'l Chub Club! Interested in joining? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure2021-03-051h 02Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E30: Mutant RatholeHop aboard the Dad Express! There's been a dinocide at the carnival graveyard, the turtles are horny and Gizmo's back!2021-02-281h 12Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E29: Beer Wolf in SpaceIt’s still a Winter Wonderland and Muffin is out-of-control! We’re talking about the three Gs of Professor Gym, launching Larry King into space, turning Kirstie Alley into a professional wrestler, checking out some Hot and Heavy couples, sharing our thoughts on Gina Carano, and discussing Chris’ latest work on Impractical Jokers – PLUS voicemails from Only One Soda, Schmook the Cook and Li’l Eddie!2021-02-2256 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E28: The Ghost of Larry KingFree the wolf and reminisce about the good ol' days of Sunday Funnies, yummy pet foods, salt substitutes, Larry King, dirty Ruxpins, and more! This episode is dedicated to Mr. Bacciagaloupe. Welcome to the Li'l Chub Club! For more info, visit patreon.com/superliveadventure. Brought to you by Noice Pins.2021-02-151h 13Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E27: Teddy RoughskinsDo you totally recall the '80s? We're talking McDonaldland, forgotten residents of Thundera, mistreated Ruxpins, and more!2021-02-061h 15Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E26: The Death of SchmutlerThe Death of Schmutler is brought to you by Noice Pins. What begins as our regular comedy show soon descends into madness when a siege on SLAP Studio NJ shuts the show down completely, and the ultimate price is paid . . . the life of our longtime butler. This episode is dedicated to Styles of the Li'l Chub Club. Welcome to the club, Styles!  Interested in joining the club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure for more information.2021-01-261h 08Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E25: Men in Rat PeltsWe react to the events on Capitol Hill, Chris gets vaccinated, John's tells his kids about the hole in his skull, and we question whether or not the lyrics to the Nanny sound weird to people in the UK – PLUS Voicemails! We're also doing a special giveaway in conjunction with Noice Pins! Follow @noicepins and @slapodcast on Instagram to find out how you can win a set of new Super Live Adventure Podcast pins! This episode is dedicated to Fonzarella, Mistress of the Dark! Welcome to the Li'l Chub Club, Fonzarella! Interesting in jo...2021-01-161h 17Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E24: Baby Jackass with Tim DuffyTim Duffy returns for our 2020 Christmas Spectacular, PLUS presents, voicemails, and more! This episode is dedicated to Sara Turner. Welcome to the Li'l Chub Club, Sara! Interested in joining the club? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure to learn more.2020-12-252h 26Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E23: Two CarrotsWe were only supposed to record a five minute intro for our upcoming Christmas special. This happened instead.2020-12-1959 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E22: Hawaiian Punch with Jay MillerJay Miller returns for our 2020 Hanukkah Special! This episode is dedicated to Emily Lucia of the Li'l Chub Club. Welcome to the club, Emily! Interested in joining? Visit patreon.com/superliveadventure for more information. This episode is brought to you by North South Candles. Visit etsy.com/shop/NorthSouthCandlesCo and enter promo code PODSLAP at checkout for 20% off your total order!2020-12-121h 05Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E21: Gourd-geous FarmsWant to know all the secrets of the Bat Cave? You better listen to this one on your way down to Stromboli Town. This episode is dedicated to Li'l Chub Club member Bob Sprung. Thanks for joining the club, Bob! To learn more about the Li'l Chub Club, visit patreon.com/superliveadventure. This episode is also brought to you by North South Candles. Visit etsy.com/shop/NorthSouthCandlesCo and enter promo code PODSLAP at checkout for 20% off your total order.2020-12-051h 12Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E20: WhamtasticIt's Thanksgiving Rockin' Eve and the cat is back, baby! We're talking Dick Clark, Delilah, kicking cats, keytars, Wham, and our new idea for a Final Destination sequel starring the A-Team. Also, where do Mogwai come from? And where the hell is Julia Sweeney's Patskin? PLUS voicemails from Mean Gene, Klikandtuna, Schmintern the Intern, Li'l Eddie, and HUGHBY! This episode is dedicated to Blanka Barracuda of the Li'l Chub Club! Learn more at patreon.com/superliveadventure.2020-11-281h 25Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E19: Happy Wife Day, Happy Life DayThe guys celebrate Life Day with their last show on the porch before heading down to their respective bunkers for the rest of 2020. This episode is brought to you by our good friends over at North South Candles. They have some great new scents for the holiday season! Go check them out at etsy.com/shop/northsouthcandlesco and use promo code PODSLAP at checkout for 20% off your order!2020-11-201h 02Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E18: Staten Island GirlsPart 2 of our night in the leaf pile.2020-11-1349 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E17: November 3rd: Part 3Laura's back and the Li'l Chub Club election results are in! Come unwind with us in the leaf pile. It's been a long week.2020-11-071h 04Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E16: ScaresquirrelJoin us for a very Halloweeny episode out here on the porch, where squirrels ravage pumpkins and chubs call into the wee hours of the night... ALSO - It's Li'l Chub Club Election Season, so we created this handy Voters' Guide to help chubs through the whole process! https://spark.adobe.com/page/xzQQ78i4Vya3q Be sure to place your votes between 12AM EST November 1, 2020 and 10PM EST November on 3rd.2020-10-301h 03Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E15: Turtle Crusher vs. Monster AssLaura joins us as we pay our respects to the fart guy from the ferry.2020-10-241h 17Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E14: Sometimes You Can't Go Back Home - with Michael Avon OemingWe catch up with our old friend, Eisner Award-winning comic book creator Michael Avon Oeming. Mike's wife and collaborator, talented artist and writer Taki Soma also pops in to say hello (we highly recommend checking out their new extra-length quarterly, The After Realm). Visit michaelavonoeming.com for more info about Mike's work and his collaborations with Taki.2020-10-161h 14Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E13: Show Us Your Rat HoleJoin us out here on the pumpkin patch porch. We’re about to squeeze a rat for Eddie Van Halen.2020-10-091h 19Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E12: RumpusThis Halloween, lock your doors. He's really cute.2020-10-021h 18Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E11: Sporting a Golden WigSLAP Season 2, Episode 11: It's a real Heartbeeps situation out here in Pig Man Country. We're talking John Leguizamo, fighting in the bathroom, and Gremlins 3 – PLUS Laura's gonna swing by for voicemails later – so strap on your favorite booze-filled appendage and join us outside for another Super Live Adventure! Super Live Adventure is now available on Amazon Music and Gaana.2020-09-2551 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E10: The Zoars and the BeesWe talk Paw Patrol, dirty He-Man stuff, bug sex, the "lost" Blazing Saddles TV series, outdated slang, Milk Man, quitting jobs, Bill Sweeney's ideas about Gremlins 3, and the upcoming Li'l Chub Club election. This episode is dedicated to Jake Turner. Welcome to the club, Jake! To learn more about the Li'l Chub Club, visit patreon.com/superliveadventure2020-09-211h 21Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E9: The Fear of TickleLaura's back!2020-09-131h 02Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E8: Shaq's Comedy DunkWe imagine the female '80s wrestlers that could have been, examine Chris' new mustache, and kick around more ideas for Gremlins 3.2020-09-051h 10Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E7: Mom Gave Me SpidersNew fears! Crickets, mosquitos, and spiders! Pooping your insides out! Snake Tongue and Gremlins! A glowing toilet! What the hell is this podcast, you ask? You'll have to listen to find out. Look for Super Live Adventure on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, hosted by John Szeluga and Chris Sorrentino. New episodes weekly. SuperLiveAdventure.com2020-08-291h 04Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E6: Gremlins 3: Vegas StaycationWe brainstorm more ideas for Gremlins 3 before Chris shares titles from his dad's long lost box of porn.2020-08-181h 11Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E5: The Gremlin RanchAfter hanging out on the balcony and talking about everything from the President to Skeletor's penis, we came up with a crazy idea for a new Gremlins movie.2020-08-1400 minSuper Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E4: Professor Ralph and the Bionic PenisA man whose penis fell off had a new one grown on his arm...2020-08-061h 17Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E3: A Paul Walker Will Follow You HomeJoin us as we fly through the party in a magical way.2020-07-271h 06Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E2: Buried with the PuppetWe fantasize about the Nanny, Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop while a pool party rages next door.2020-07-211h 03Super Live AdventureSuper Live AdventureS2 E1: Choose Your Own RealityWe're back!2020-07-131h 12