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Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The Jem'HadarHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang get introduced to "The Jem'Hadar!" Cam washes his mouth out with soap, Bobi is proud of Jake, Rob likes bad boys, John has some force field advice, and everyone has an imdb minute. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2025-02-2013 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation176 - All Good Things (Time Surfing & Space Buttholes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to help the gang over the finish line as they discuss the series finale, All Good Things! Worf pitches a big top, Data gets hit on by a cat, and Picard plays the dildo. Meanwhile Cameron wonders how to get around in the future, Rob brings back a bit, Bobi wonders about nips, Marcy chokes to death, and John laughs so hard he bleeds. All this plus a round of "Cat Spotting," "What's that Ep," and "Finale Finalists!" Engorge!Check out Marcy on her podcast...2025-02-132h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation175 - Preemptive Strike (Food Forward & Looking Fit)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Agent Scott joins the team to declassify "Preemptive Strike!" Picard becomes a meme, Worf is the good cop, and it's all Geordie's fault. Meanwhile Cameron's head canon is broken, Rob doesn't wear flip flops, Bobi parties with Gul Dukat, John piggy backs, and Scott keeps thinking of Dicks. Engage!Follow Scott on TwitterAnd listen to his podcast, SpyhardsPick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter and Facebook2025-01-301h 45
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The CollaboratorHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang work together to discuss DS9's "The Collaborator" in 9 minutes! Rob is a bartchestered binoran, Cameron gets hit close to home, Bobi swallows shit, and John knows how to spell Bajoran names. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2025-01-2311 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS90 Minute - Crossover (Gleevil Neara & Slap Jokes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang spend ninety (or thereabouts) minutes staring into the mirror and examining their thoughts on DS9's "Crossover" in this extra long DS9 Minute! Julian is a Dave-Head, Kira likes the temperature just so, and Odo has Play-doh hands. Meanwhile Cameron cleans his cord drawer, Rob promotes zen driving, Bobi suggests The Triangle of Sadness, and John wants to watch The Big Hit! All this plus a rousing game of Our Mirror Year. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2025-01-091h 30
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The WireHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang revel in the never-ending sacrifice of "The Wire!" John makes HBO jokes, Cameron praises Cardassian covert naming conventions, Bobi TA's Garak's storytelling class, and Rob criticizes Garak's spycraft. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-12-2513 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation171 - Journey's End (White Guilt & Disgusted Sighs)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins the gang to pow-wow (we're so sorry) about "Journey's End! Beverly snores, Geordie draws bad boobs, and Picard gets some stank put on him. Meanwhile Cameron find a sacred soda, Rob's parents visit him in a vision, Bobi asks for a biodome, John C Meyers is the only one that makes sense, and John T Bolds has no ancestors. All this plus not one, but two games! "Know Your Roots" and "Imminent Doh!-main." Engage!Hear more from John C Meyers on his...2024-12-051h 53
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The Maquis pt 1Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang try not to sabotage the podcast while discussing DS9's The Maquis pt 1! John goes missing, Rob roots for a war criminal, Bobi sees cuckolding and Cam MAY consider DS9 a monumental failure. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-11-2811 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation170 - Genesis (Body Horror & Body Counts)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Micah steps out of his lab and into the zoo as we discuss "Genesis!" Picard is super bored, Troi has a portable bath tub, and Riker grows a shoulder pad. Meanwhile Cameron perfects his Picard, Bobi thinks skin is gross, Rob chimes in, Micah has the Powerglove, and John has flashlight notes. All this plus a rousing game of The Essentials. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-11-211h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Blood OathHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang reunite to fulfill their promise to discuss "Blood Oath!!" Bobi enjoys Klingon Golden Girl, Rob is bored, Cameron wants more heart eating, and John will not stand for chef smearing. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-11-1512 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation169 - Eye of the Beholder (Counselor Cops & Bulkhead Bodies)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang is joined by Treks and the Cities' Alice Wetterlund to see "Eye of the Beholder" through each other's eyes. Riker has a rough week, Bev gives ballet lessons, and Tasha stars in a binge-worthy show! Meanwhile Cameron eats his cables, Rob angers Carrie Brownstein, Bobi is the most metal, Alice has to sign in to her phaser, and John is really into hulls. All this plus a disgusting game of circle-jerk. Engage!Check out Alice on her podcast, Treks and the CityPick...2024-11-081h 41
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Profit and LossHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang begin a beautiful friendship with "Profit and Loss!" Cameron relates with Quark, Rob pads a bit, John designs a half-breed, and Bobi gets shot! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-10-3111 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation168 - Masks (Styrofoam & Houseplants)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Max visits the gang as we noodle out the meaning behind "Masks!" Riker sculpts a Trombone, Picard asks for some prompts, and Data gets encased in foam. Meanwhile, Cameron shares his Ben Stein impression, Max does his Dorn impression, Bobi gives her transporter impression, John puts on his best Eve 6 impression, and Rob is just impressed. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-10-251h 03
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation167 - Thine Own Self (New Pips & Scientific Tips)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Audrey joins the gang as we try to remember how we felt about "Thine Own Self!" Worf smolders, Troi's reunion is too long, and Data gets dials. Meanwhile Cameron's Google is too white, Rob disappoints Weird Al, Bobi infects the crew, Audrey names an alien, and John schools us on Sim City. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-10-111h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation166 - Lower Decks (Upper Deckers & Work Gossip)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse Bailey joins us to gossip about the episode which spawned a whole series, "Lower Decks!" Worf makes a bad Bajoran, Riker emulates The Breakfast Club, and Data trains a Roomba. Meanwhile, Cameron is -usually- a total coward, Rob puts make-up on a puppy, Bobi is a tornado storm of hot goss, Jesse traumatizes Picard, and John reveals his new look! Engage!Listen to Jesse over on Open Pike NightPick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-09-261h 37
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - ParadiseHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go into the hot box to discuss DS9's "Paradise!" Rob gets greasy, John drives us off a cliff, Bobi is worried about her electronic 'devices,' and Cameron goes on a cinematic journey. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-09-1914 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation165 - Sub Rosa (Space Scotland & Zombie Nanas)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jessi from Crusher Convo joins us as we light a candle for "Sub Rosa!" Troi puts on her business hair, Data describes Beverly's "down there," and Ronin causes global warming. Meanwhile Rob steals everyone's jokes, Cameron gives out an award for costuming, Bobi comes up with "Orgazmo," Jessi walks into Christina Aguilera, and John takes a stand on candles! All this plus a shameless game of "PornHub Feud!" Engage! Hear more from Jessi on Crusher ConvoPick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-09-121h 41
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - WhispersHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang can't stop talking, shouting, and exclaiming about "Whispers!" We learn about new (to us) food, update the cave count, read O'Brien's sexy letters, and wonder when a conspiracy becomes just common knowledge. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchHear John talk more about this episode on the Duras Sister's podcast!2024-09-0513 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation164 - Homeward (Cave Pilled & Space Fellas)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins us as we round the bases of "Homeward!" Worf is raised by Madonna, Beverly fondles her moss, and Geordie plays Ed Harris. Meanwhile, Cameron keeps it in the family, Rob gets kimchee'd, Bobi hides a body, John C Meyers has a gift for the Borg, and John T Bolds finds out sponsor! Engage!Hear more from John C Meyers on his podcasts, John and Alexx Hate Stuff & This May Hurt a Bit.And follow him on Twitter.Pick up...2024-08-291h 12
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Armageddon GameHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets feverish over "Armageddon Game!" John has notes for the alien terrorists, Bobi has scores for the hair stylists, Cameron has seduction advice for Julian, and Rob reviews security procedures. Engage!2024-08-2211 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation163 - The Pegasus (Gym Ropes & Dashed Hopes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Happy Picard Day!! Todd of Computer Resume podcast can attest that we go off the rails while discussing "The Pegasus!" Data plays to the camera, Riker experiments in college, and Picard eats his feelings. Meanwhile Cameron gets panic sweats, Rob has a hard out, Bobi apologizes to John's girlfriend, Todd gets a wink, and John turns in his JAG card. All this plus a round of Real Ship/Fake Ship?! Engage!Hear more from Todd on his podcasts, Computer Resume and Cinema ShockAnd follow...2024-08-151h 42
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The AlternateHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go gooey for DS9's The Alternate! John respects the game, Rob gets an inconvenient nose bleed, Bobi wonders about Odo spunk, and Cameron looks forward to a Star Trek theme park. Engage!2024-08-0811 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation162 - Parallels (Sliding Worfs & Scruffy Rikers)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Abby Sommer from First Flight Podcast joins us as we realize there's not a single universe where we didn't enjoy "Parallels!" Worf joins a gymnastics team, Data shops at Goodwill, and Crusher gets a day off. Meanwhile, Cameron dates his co-hosts, Rob wishes Data had a sex tape, Bobi wants Worf's hair, Abby receives the cast of a warrior, and John knows his Picasso's! Engage!Hear more from Abby on First Flight PodcastPick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-08-011h 35
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - RivalsHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang face off to discuss DS9's "Rivals!" John gives Cameron Directions, Cameron steals Chris Sarandon from Rob, Rob sweats on Bobi, and Bobi buys blankets with John. Plus, we discover that Prince Humperdink never watched Ninja Turtles! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-07-2511 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation161 - Inheritance (Momdroids & Magma Pockets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Joined by Flippe Kikee, the gang cannot stay mum about "Inheritance!" Data goes pale, Picard carves his initials in a planet, and Troi is boring. Meanwhile Cameron puts up a new poster in his room, Rob goes incognito, Bobi recasts a character, John cleans his grandma's attic, and Flippe gets creeped out. Engage!Follow Flippe on Twitter and Instagram!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-07-181h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation160 - Force of Nature (Pod Cats & Space Surfing)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Patrick Irelan joins the gang to yowl and hiss about "Inheritance!" Data thinks Geordie's a cat, Worf has some secret intel, and Picard expresses everything with a look. Meanwhile, Cameron's knees hurt, Rob can get us some debris, Patrick saves the planet, and John can't use a lightsaber. PLUS a high speed round of "Fast Cats!" Engage!Check out Patrick on It's Got Star Trek!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-07-041h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Second SightHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang look into their feeling about "Second Sight!" Cameron gets screenwriting advice, Rob transforms into a robot, Bobi is preoccupied with size, and John thought Randy Quaid guest starred in this episode. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch 2024-06-2710 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Live Show from Trek Long Island - Make it SerializedHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Ashlyn from the Duras Sister's Podcast joins the gang in Long Island to discuss what episodes of TNG they would have liked to have seen season long arcs of. Data turns into a car, Geordie wants to remain a horrible troll creature, and Picard crushes a young Romulan boy's dreams. Meanwhile Rob fingerprints Armus, Cameron wants David Cronenberg to direct everything, John takes us to Burning Man, and Ashlyn traps the audience in a Casino. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out all t...2024-06-2043 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Necessary EvilHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang flashback to watching "Necessary Evil!" Rob gets charmed by Quark, John is terrified of Rom, Odo climb's Cam's ladder, and Bobi appreciates all the sick burns. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch 2024-06-1311 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation159 - Attached (Picrusher Edging & Basic Soup)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Michelle joins us around the campfire to open up about "Attached!" Crusher has some hot goss, Worf gets fired, and Picard listens to his Shakespeare podcast. Meanwhile, Cameron forgets women have nipples, Bobi discovers her favorite soup, Rob wants more cakes, Michelle hulks out, and John falls asleep. All this plus a round of Conspiracy Quiz! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-06-061h 48
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation157 - Phantasms (Troi Cakes & Riker Smoothies)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins us to psychoanalyze "Phantasms!" Geordie leaves the parking break on, Picard becomes a cat person, and Troi talks directly to Marcy. Meanwhile, John has advice for Spike Lee, Jen stares at her cat, Rob receives a sick burn, and Cameron won't say no to confetti. Engage!Follow Jenn on TwitterCheck out her podcasts, My Streaming Bubble and Twin It to Win ItPick up some Green Shirt Merch 2024-05-091h 28
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - CardassiansHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang read from their meticulously kept notes for "Cardassians!" John and Cam are on fashion watch, Bobi handles philosophy talk, and Rob tracks down recipes. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-05-0211 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation156 - Gambit pt 2 (Gallstones & Loose Bananas)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Josh from The Bricked Pit joins us to avoid the banana peels and plot holes of "Gambit pt 2!" Picard goes full WWF, Data changes the wallpaper, and the Enterprise gets in a slap fight. Meanwhile Cameron turns into Bobi, Rob shares his search history, Bobi wants to know more about squirting DNA, John times Picard's reaction speed, and Josh recasts all the Klingons. Engage!Follow Josh on TwitterCheck out his podcast, The Bricked PitPick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-04-251h 43
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Invasive ProceduresHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets up into the guts of "Invasive Procedures!" Cameron keeps his marriage from falling apart, Rob doesn't drink the Kool-Aid, John tracks O'Brien's family tree, and Bobi wonders what to do with Quark. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-04-1811 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation155 - Gambit pt 1 (Theater Nerds & Dripping Bottoms)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Elle helps the gang hand out nicknames to the mercenary crew in "Gambit pt 1!" Troi wears a smock, Riker is always ready for bed, and Picard loses his loofah. Meanwhile, Cameron still can't pronounce Saavik, Rob recasts Batman, Bobi wants more cleavage, Elle has an existential crisis, and John stays up late! Engage!Follow Elle on TwitterPick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-04-111h 20
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The SiegeHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang hunkers down to discuss DS9's "The Siege! Rob brings the fun facts, John gets Shakespearean, Bobi sees Julian sparkle, and Cam wants just one more part!! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-04-0411 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation154 - Interface (Ramen Broth & Juicy Nacelles)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Newman from the Movies 4 Dayz podcast joins us to jack into and probe "Interface!" Crusher calls the kids in for dinner, Geordie talks too loud, and Riker welcomes a new member of the Dead Moms Club. Meanwhile Cameron's had a busy decade, Rob gets put in the book, Newman endangers his marriage, Bobi learns some musical theater, and Producer John gets in bathroom trouble. Engage!Follow Newman on TwitterCheck out his podcast, Movies 4 DayzPick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-03-281h 40
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The CircleHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go round and round about how good "The Circle" is! John pinpoints Winn's specific type of evil, Bobi goes straight THERE, Rob thinks about Paul Rudd, and Cameron counts rats. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-03-2112 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation153 - Liasons (Robert Stack & Space Buffets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang engages in some international diplomacy as Captain Idol joins them from across the pond to discuss "Liasons!" Troi gets a cavity, Picard goes unzipped, and Worf pulls a Roadhouse! Meanwhile Cameron threatens to quit Star Trek, Rob thinks chocolate tastes like vomit, Bobi knows what Klingons won't do, John squirts blood, and Captain Idol shops at the same place as Worf. All this plus a rousing game of Space Food! Engage!Listen to Captain Idol on Trek Time!Pick up some Green Shirt...2024-03-141h 14
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation152 - Descent pt 2 (Borg Pipes & Corona Life)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Julian Brown from Strange New Pod joins the gang to discuss "Descent pt 2!" Riker nearly gets spit on, Lore chews his toenail, and Crusher finds her beach. Meanwhile Cameron puts a pin in children, Rob names his Gerbil, Bobi attends the theater, Julian shops at IKEA, and John chooses Schneider. Engage!Listen to Julian on Strange New PodPick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-02-291h 53
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - In the Hands of the ProphetsHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang gets schooled by the explosive season 1 finale, "In the Hands of the Prophets." Cameron starts going to church, Rob tracks the food, Bobi has some notes for Keiko, and John watches In the Line of Fire. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-02-2215 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The ForsakenHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang don their ambassadorial attire to take a tour of "The Forsaken!" Cam gushes about L'Waxana, Rob can't get enough of Odo's pail, John relates with O'Brien's computer problems, and Bobi does some piggybacking. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-02-0111 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation151 - Descent pt 1 (Feelings Wheels & Grumpy Borg)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Wynde Priddy joins the gang to dive deep and mine our feelings on "Descent pt 1!" Picard flagellates, Troi says murder is okay, and Data gives a Borg boobies. Meanwhile Cameron acts like a teenage girl, Rob doesn't feel anger, Wynde stares blankly, and John likes it dark. Engage!Listen to Wynde's work on The Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2024-01-251h 16
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation149 - Second Chances (Red Riker Yellow Riker)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are joined by Ashlyn and Rhianna from The Duras Sisters Podcst join us to take a good long look at ourselves while discussing "Second Chances." Riker doesn't text Picard, Troi is a prankster, and Worf folds. Meanwhile, Rob doesn't like pajamas, Cam gets rated, Bobi gets a tattoo, Ashlyn has seen it all, Rhianna risks her life, and John checks Riker's beard. Engage!Check out The Duras Sisters PodcastPick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-12-281h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation148 - Rightful Heir (Space Jesus & Clone Puns)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang fills their spiritual hole with "Rightful Heir!" They discuss their personal sacred texts, hand out Klingon merit badges, and discover Skeletor! Alexander skips school, Worf gets interrupted in the men's room, and Riker plays a flaming trombone. Meanwhile Rob gets in a shirt fight, Cam wasn't around 500 years ago, Bobi reveals who she's a clone of, and John gets kicked off the pod. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch 2023-12-141h 16
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation147 - Suspicions (Space Autopsies & Sun Puns)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Michelle from Crusher Convo joins us to get to the bottom of our last words as well s our browser histories in "Suspicions!" Beverly enacts an Eve 6 song, Picard plagiarizes himself, and Tasha rolls in her grave. Meanwhile, Rob is covered in wing sauce, Cam counts pomegranates, Bobi reveals her Bev impression, Michelle tracks the touching, and John points out the plot holes. Engage!Follow Michelle on Twitter and check her out on Crusher Convo!2023-11-301h 48
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation146 - Frame of Mind (Bedhead & McArch Butts)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Paul joins us as we go mad for "Frame of Mind!" Deanna "Donald Ducks" it, Riker becomes Mr. Mistoffelees, and Picard starts a theater blog! Meanwhile Rob reveals his only skill, Cam forgets The Breakfast Club, Bobi speaks to God, John flashes back to his theater days, and Paul creates a spoon! Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out Paul on his Dr. Who podcast, Who Corner 2 CornerBoth he ans his podcast can be found on Twitter.2023-11-161h 42
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The NagusHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang spends some inconceivable time with "The Nagus!" Cam celebrates the Rules of Acquisition, Bobi thinks about the implications of ear hair, John spots the D, and Rob recollects his time working with the grand Nagus himself! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-11-0912 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation145 - The Chase (Dead Ents & Surprise Rooms)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!HB Telling joins the crew as they run down their favorite parts of "The Chase!" Riker has a Tinder date, Worf misuses his knob, and Beverly joins the Nerd Squad. Meanwhile Cam goes on a job hunt, Rob wants shirtless fighting, Bobi wants us to look at Riker's crotch, HB reveals his favorite musical group, and John doesn't have a boiiiing. Plus a thrilling game of Real Extinct Civilization or TNG Fake Extinct Civilization. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-11-021h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Move Along HomeHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang work their way through the chaps of "Move Along Home!" Cameron practices giving "the talk," Bobi makes a lot of gems, Rob doesn't do Picard, and John plays game master. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-10-2611 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation144 - Lessons (Diminished Ds & Bargain Bevs)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jessi from Crusher Convo and Marcy from Idle Ride join to make sweet music with the gang as they discuss "Lessons." Picard dates the cast of The Mummy, Troi hears The Naked Now, and Nella Darren cries blood. Meanwhile, Rob wants more paperwork in Trek, Cam does not have gutter brain, John makes a JAG reference, Bobi counts audience members, Jessi tells her mom not to listen, and Marcy has a hand double. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Marcy on Twitter and...2023-10-191h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - The PassengerHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message! The gang tries to figure out who's Voldemort in "The Passenger!" Cameron wants to visit the holosuits, Bobi learns a word, Rob has a 'ship, John thinks he's watching Strange New Worlds, and Jesse from Open Pike Night stops by to share his 13 seconds. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-10-1214 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation143 - Starship Mine (Small Talks & Mournful Walks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse Bailey joins us to define "small talk" as we discuss Die Hard on the Enterprise with "Starship Mine!" Troi becomes a shool counselor, Picard loses Worf's pet, and Data remembers he's an android. Meanwhile Rob counts butt grooves, Bobi is pro-AI, Cam gets confused about horses, John won't forget Morshower, and Jesse was not intimidated. All this plus a rousing game of "Small Hard!" Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out Jesse, along with Cameron and John, on Open Pike Night2023-10-051h 42
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation142 - Birthright pt 2 (Stick Hoop & Tai Chi)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Veronica Osorio injects the show with the culture we didn't know we were missing as we discuss "Birthright pt 2!" Picard feels the shtag, Geordie gets erased, and Worf goes full Bacon! Meanwhile Rob finds alien dog tasty, John stops kissing a girl, Cameron commits death by cheese, and Veronica feels the holy spirit! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Veronica on Instagram or her website and be sure to check out Treks and the City!2023-09-211h 48
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation141 - Birthright pt 1 (Space Shreks & Teenage Aquaducts)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Alice Wetterlund joins us in the space mall to discuss our daddy issues with "Birthright pt 1!" Worf fanboys out, Data starts a fad, and Crusher listens to Joe Rogen. Meanwhile Rob makes a pickle glow, Cam figures out what's wrong with society, Bobi coins bone marrow, Alice creates a singularity...and a t-shirt, and John's TV is haunted. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Alice on Twitter and check out Treks and the City!2023-07-201h 39
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationDS9 Minute - Captive PursuitHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The crew hunt down "Captive Pursuit" and tell it what they think of it! We cover familiar faces, problematic Ferengi, and one of John's favorite scenes ever from DS9! Dabo!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-07-1411 min
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation140 - Tapestry (Jelly Stains & Sexual Tension)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!It's a wonderful pod as Ashley from Talking Trek Wars joins the gang to decide if we have any regrets after watching "Tapestry!" Picard spills meatballs on himself, Worf has a better life, and Q enjoys some Bok Choy. Meanwhile, John is controlled by magnets, Bobi researches Siracha, Ashley becomes a script doctor, and both Cameron and Rob share their big theories. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out Talking Trek Wars and Trek Nights at the Hollywood Theater2023-07-061h 32
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation139 - Face of the Enemy (Spy Craft & Yell Fest)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to face off against the gang in a tense battle of wills as they discuss "Face of the Enemy!" Troi gets Weekend and Berniesed, Data plays with a spider, and Geordie has a Romulan counterpart. Meanwhile John leaves a Yelp review, Rob spots a bear, Bobi knows simians, Marcy tries not to be mean, and Cameron makes one person laugh. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Marcy on Twitter and check out her podcast, Idle Ride2023-06-221h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation138 - Aquiel (Midwest Mamas & Boner Music)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jenn from My Streaming Bubble joins the gang to help solve the mystery of the missing co-hosts while watching "Aquiel!" Worf makes a sailboat, Beverly gets licked, and Geordie is not very Reading Rainbow-y. Meanwhile Cam breaks the 5 minute rule, John has notes for Worf, and Jenn shares the Midwest Greeting. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Jenn on Twitter and check out her podcast, My Streaming Bubble!2023-06-081h 26
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation137 - Ship in a Bottle (Fake Rikers & Frankenstein)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Steve from SineCera joins the gang to get Inceptioned as they try to figure out what's real in "Ship in a Bottle!" Geordie gets rag dolled, Worf points his phaser at Picard, and Troi is the constant. Meanwhile Bobi hosts Jeopardy, Steve gets hungry, Rob gaslights himself, John makes a statement, and Cam gets ready to dress like Leia. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow Steve on Twitter2023-05-251h 38
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Episode - DS9's Emissary (Space Malls & Natural Dabos)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse from Open Pike Night joins the gang as they take a detour through a wormhole to visit the DS9 pilot, "Emissary!" Jake out rocks Wesley, O'Brien rides O'Brien, and Picard shows Sisko how to earn a Cardassian's respect. Meanwhile Cameron has sects on the mind, Rob does not want to discuss leaving the shuttle, Bobi feels the power, John is a big Blues Traveler fan, and Jesse is almost a professional. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchListen to Jesse (as well as...2023-05-111h 59
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation136 - Chain of Command pt 2 (Space Lights & Picard Nuggets)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Phillip K joins the gang as the see the light of "Chain of Command pt 2!" Picard goes commando, Data brown noses, and Riker scrambles into his PJs. Meanwhile Cam has some notes on torture, Bobi gets someone to do her zipper, Rob survives tourism, Phil won't jump in a pit of needles, and John can get you a toe. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out Phil on Quest Me2023-04-271h 41
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation135 - Chain of Command pt 1 (Jellico Cats & Theater Kids)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The crew isn't sure they can succeed at their covert mission to watch "Chain of Command pt 1," but Josh from The Bricked Pit joins in to ensure they "get it done!" Jellico judges a talent show, plays a fiddle, and ensures the buffet is stocked. Meanwhile Cam makes a Riker list, Bobi sings Jellico's theme song, Rob doesn't want to manage a Claires, Josh regrets his Halloween costume, and John is forever young. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out Josh on The...2023-04-131h 50
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation134 - The Quality of Life (Tools Rush In)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Alexx joins the gang to help define what sentience is in "The Quality of Life!" Riker suggests an "exo-romp," Data goes full Cuckoo's Nest, and Geordie doesn't get aroused! Meanwhile John knows what you won't hear screaming in space, Rob becomes a grief counselor, Bobi speed dates the guest, Cam expects a Balrog, and Alexx has both his ears. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFind Alexx and the John and Alexx Hate Stuff pod here:TwitterHomepagePatreon...2023-03-301h 30
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation133 - A Fistful of Datas (Gooseberries & Bees Wax)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Zo from Back Look Cinema joins us at high noon to discuss "A Fistful of Datas!" Geordie learns some French, Data becomes a thumb drive, and the Enterprise plays dress up! Meanwhile Cameron gets compared to Troi, Bobi takes the high ground, Rob discovers a pirate, Zo teaches us how to fight, and John wants headshots. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Zo on Twitter and check out his podcast, Back Look Cinema2023-03-161h 30
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation132 - Rascals (Decent Hijinks & Heavy Casualties)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Abby Sommer from the First Flight Podcast joins us as we try to act our age while discussing "Rascals!" Picard visits the gift shop, Guinen makes things weird, and Geordie orders take-out. Meanwhile Cameron agrees with the Ferengi, Rob creates his own canon, Bobi wakes up on the floor, Abby wants to talk about boots, and John takes us to Thunderdome. All this plus a new titillating segment!Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchVisit Abby on Twitter and check out her Enterprise podcast...2023-03-021h 25
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation131 - True Q (Deleted Puppies & Sleepy Gods)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang tries not to argue in front of the guest as Michelle from Crusher Convo drops in to discuss "True Q!" Worf hides in his room, Beverly plans on some grand babies, and Geordie is ready to die. Meanwhile Cameron figures out Q's true form, Rob does a deep dive on Henry, Bobi discovers a new soul mate, John gets his first celebrity crush, and Michelle steals all of Cam's notes. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchHear more Crusher conversation from Michelle...2023-02-161h 44
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation130 - Schisms (IKEA Tables & Bad Poetry)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins the gang to discuss android poetry, computer designed tables, and a lot of unhinged tangents with "Schisms!" Riker sings some Wham!, Worf asks for the Rachel, and Beverly gives Riker some cocaine. Meanwhile, Rob writes a book, Cam knows what his Christmas present is, John Meyers gets type cast, Bobi has some notes for Jigsaw, and John Bolds could write an ode to tools. All this plus a game of Sleep Disorders: Fact or Fiction. But that's not all! We'll also throw in the most...2023-02-021h 40
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation129 - Relics (Dyson Balls & Audio Books)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Josh Alder joins the gang to talk signal degradation, nostalgia, and corpse handling with "Relics!" Worf becomes a beast, Picard a nobleman, and Data the TOS computer. Meanwhile Cameron gets judged by Franklin, Bobi makes out with Scotty, Rob promotes his controversial Dyson Sphere theory, John "puts it in there," and Josh gets drunk on Ecto-Cooler. Engage! Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-01-191h 36
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation128 - Man of the People (Troi-Chi & Lowered Expectations)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Chris Khatami joins the gang to wallow in our toxic emotions as we watch "Man of the People." Bev wants a burrito, Picard goes full Road House, and Deanna robs her mother's closet. Meanwhile, Rob does some research, Cameron has a room full of college students, Bobi creates a visual, Chris gets poisoned, and John puts Janeway to rest. Plus a rapid fire game of "Oldly Going or Boldly Going (in my mouth)!" Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2023-01-051h 33
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation127 - Realm of Fear (Glitter Pillows & Space Buttholes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang are joined by Jesse Blanchard to discuss puppets, phobias, and lukewarm water in "Realm of Fear!" Worf gets gummed, O'Brien gets his liquor license, and Barclay moves back in with mom. Meanwhile Rob rides a vibe, Bobi gets an ironic cancellation, Cameron names his band, John cuddles a tarantula, and Jesse doesn't want to pull a T-1000. All this and more on this week's episode of Green Shirt! Engage!Learn more about Jesse and Puppetcore FilmsListen to Cam on Cheap Seat Review's...2022-12-221h 16
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation126 - Time's Arrow II (Crime Sprees & Cholera Poop)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Micah joins the gang to practice their Twains and blindly leap into Season 6 with "Time's Arrow II!" Troi embodies her mom, Beverly forgets to check the pants, and Geordie robs a bank. Meanwhile, Cameron peaks early, Bobi wants to throw trash in the streets, Rob catches the Zodiac Killer, John wants the middle episode, and Micah grows some cholera. All this plus a round of "Never the Twain shall meet" on this week's episode of Green Shirt!2022-12-081h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Episode - TNG and Green Shirt AnniversarysodeHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy joins the gang to celebrate 35 years of TNG and 5 years of Green Shirt as we answer listener's questions and recollect on our top 5 favorite memories! We have fun with homophones, discuss our mentors, and debate the best TNG episode to do a minute-by-minute podcast of. Marcy shows off her inner light, Rob removes his mask, Bobi names her mace, Cam wants to watch anbo jyutsu in Anchorage, and John invokes podcast law. All this and more in a celebration of Trek and Trek fandom! Engage!Pick...2022-10-201h 40
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation125 - Time's Arrow I (Glow Holes & Laser Bags)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Wes joins the gang as we lose our collective heads and focus on the wrong parts of "Time's Arrow I!" Picard finds a dirty sock, Data meets Trump, and Riker gets stink palmed. Meanwhile Cameron designs a new Halloween mask, Bobi hates inconvenient family deaths, Rob writes some new fan fic, Wes makes the best joke, and John passes his pop quiz. Plus we discover the lost Ursine-themed Trek sequel! Engage!Visit Wes on TwitterAnd check out his blog, Deep Dive DisneyPick up...2022-09-291h 32
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation124 - The Inner Light (Flute Face & Friendship)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to showcase her flute skills, discuss soup, and sob like a beta cuck, with us all over "The Inner Light!" Riker ironweaves a trombone, Worf has a bad idea, and Picard finds a satellite baby. Meanwhile Marcy gets banned from doing closed captions, Cameron costs us a listener, John wonders about door opening technology, Rob tracks Picard's shoes, and Bobi is haunted by French children's songs. Engage! Visit Marcy on Tik TokCheck out the Open Pike Night interview with Bill WolkoffPick...2022-09-151h 33
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation123 - The Next Phase (Jazzy Wakes & Maniacal Takes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Patrick Irelan joins the gang for a joyous post mortem, with opinions as scattered as chroniton beams at a funeral, of "The Next Phase!" O'Brien is busy with Hugh Grant, Riker leaves trombones everywhere, and Worf is finally heeded! Meanwhile, Cameron pitches Season 4 of Lower Decks, Rob becomes a cat tree, Patrick's been head-canoning since 1993, John wonders what ghost stories Geordie's been reading, and Bobi vetoes our plans for her funeral. Engage!Check out Patrick on It's Got Star Trek and on TwitterCheck out the...2022-09-011h 29
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation122 - I, Borg (Resistance is Fun-tile)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns to squeeze Hugh's cute widdle cheeks as we discuss friendship, loneliness, and who's the biggest dick in "I, Borg!" Beverly knits a sweater for the Borg, Riker and Troi have word sex, and Picard and Guinen trade ogles. Meanwhile Marcy wants to assimilate a rabbit, Cameron follows the rule of 7, Bobi is in on the joke, Rob forgets Riker, and John remixes Hugh's voice. Engage!Listen to Bobi on Another Time MacCleodCheck out the Open Pike Night interview with Melissa NaviaPick...2022-08-181h 24
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation121 - Imaginary Friend (Nebula Lights & Ceramic Fights)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang disagree on ceramics, child actors, and decorative fruit as they try to imagine better versions of "Imaginary Friend!" Data finds his banter chip, Worf is good with kids, and Picard want to shoot on sight. Meanwhile Rob relates with Nurse Ogawa, Cameron relates with Dr. Crusher, Bobi creeps everyone out, and John dispenses some experience-free parental advice. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFollow us on Twitter and FacebookHear the gang get mysterious on Where's BeverlyListen to John...2022-08-041h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation119 - Cost of Living (Red Flags & Space Waste)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Carolyn Main joins us as we free our spirits and bare our bits while discussing "Cost of Living!" Worf fights Xenu, Troi teaches her mom how to print a pdf, and Riker has his own butt file. Meanwhile, Cam wants to lick a face, Rob walks out on The Notebook, Bobi plans her first cosplay, John buys the laugh, and Carolyn leads us all to a simultaneous climax! Engage!Find Carolyn on TwitterListen to her podcast, A Very Special Episode and follow them on Twitter2022-07-071h 26
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation118 - The First Duty (JAG Revelations & Diamond Formations)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang takes a trip to Earth to visit Ramon and discuss the truth of "The First Duty!" Wesley gets ghosted, Picard hides a body, and Worf torpedoes the evidence. Meanwhile Cameron learns Tom Paris is not He-Man, Rob says something cool, Bobi enjoys tequila for breakfast, Ramon distresses his dog, and John invokes Starship Troopers. All this plus college hi-jinks stories! Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2022-06-231h 25
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation117 - Cause & Effect (Cheers Blokes & Running Jokes)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Shawn Allred joins the gang to relive all their favorite moments from "Cause and Effect!" Data perfects his smack talk, Riker has a foot console, and Picard gets a booty call. Rob forgets which Bluth he is, Shawn remodels his college without telling anyone, Cameron gives a speech with the wrong tone, John tells a joke for an audience of one, and Bobi hates on the best uniform in Starfleet. All this plus a game of "Top 3!" Engage!Check out Cheapseat Reviews (and listen to Cam's episode...2022-06-091h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation115 - Ethics (Broken Backs & Medical Quacks)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Jesse drops in like a barrel full of chlorinide to cut open the episode "Ethics" and discovers that we're as split as Worf's spine! Worf tries out his son's hoverboard, Pulaski hacks the replicator, and Picard plays Fek'lhr's advocate. Meanwhile Cameron imagines O'Brien's midnight activities, Bobi admires one of Worf's body parts, Rob solves the mystery of Worf's chair, John wants to see cha'DIch stuff, and Jesse imitates all the characters! Engage!Check out Jesse with Cameron and John on Open Pike NightHear Jesse...2022-05-121h 21
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation114 - Power Play (Angry Eyes & Milk Daddies)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns (though she can't remember why) to discuss the great acting and creepy scenes of "Power Play!" Picard doesn't believe in ghosts, River goes full Pee-Wee, and Worf is well padded. Meanwhile Cameron doesn't know his triangles, Rob 'splains the dingus, John finds war crimes hilarious, and Marcy's attitude is indicated. Engage!Visit Marcy on Tik TokPick up some Green Shirt Merch2022-04-141h 17
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation113 - Conundrum (Amnesia Sex & Nicknames)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Kate Sprout brings chips and salsa to stay up all night with us and watch "Conundrum!" Troi gets greasy, Worf solves erectile dysfunction, and Riker goes shopping in Alaska. Meanwhile, Rob teaches us about Star Wars, Bobi makes a sash, Cameron earns Rob's approval, Kate catches Picard drinking, and John cheats at Sim City. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt Merch2022-03-311h 23
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation112 - The Masterpiece Society (Hand Waving & Chaos F**king)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Katie Watkins was genetically designed to help us discuss the imperfections of "The Masterpiece Society!" Picard becomes a priest, Troi's got her headphones in, and Geordie lends his visor to the Enterprise. Meanwhile Bobi gets triggered, Rob doesn't see sex, Cameron makes agency dirty, John plants his flag, and Katie gets visited by a human sized beetle. Engage! To hear more from Katie and her podcast, Anything But That:InstagramPodcast on AnchorPick up some Green Shirt MerchCheck out...2022-03-171h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Episode - Tasha Yar RetrospectiveHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!With the last appearance of Sela, it seems the Tasha Yar chapter of TNG has come to a close. Marcy returns to yap about Yar on this special Crosby-cast! We discuss Tasha's legacy through her appearance in season 1, later season mentions, her time-twisting return in Yesterday's Enterprise, her Linda Hamilton-esque sister, and the stolen potential of her daughter, Sela. Marcy realizes the error of her cat theory, Rob wants a gas leak on the Enterprise, John's joke gets talked over, and Cameron invents a new kind of vibrator. Make...2022-02-241h 00
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation110 - Hero Worship (Little Datas & Murderous Children)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang go full droid and offer up their frank evaluations of "Hero Worship!" Data reenacts Superman 3, Geordie is a pyro, and Picard gets better at surfing. Rob builds LEGO alone, Bobi goes full NPR, Cam has a cameo in the subtitles, and John just tells it like it is. All this and more in a very traumatic episode of Green Shirt. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchTune in to the Captain Picard Week Podcast FestivalCheck out Cam and John...2022-02-171h 09
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation108 - A Matter of Time (Time Heists & Frewer Puns)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!John C Meyers joins the gang to unravel the temporal complexities of "A Matter of Time." Worf visits New Jersey, Geordie enjoys a Jamba Juice, and Crusher is...confusing. Rob imitates Slippy Toad, Bobi wins the IMDB minute, Cameron has a limbic system, and John Meyers goes on a gooey gooey trip. Engage!Pick up some Green Shirt MerchFind John C Meyers and the John and Alexx Hate Stuff pod here:TwitterHomepagePatreon2022-01-201h 22
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next Generation102 - Ensign Ro (Manscaping & Magical Bajorans)Hailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!Marcy returns as a guest to discuss Tasha done right, "Ensign Ro!" Worf fills out the appropriate paperwork, Riker's panties get bunched up, and Troi "meangirls" Ro. Meanwhile Bobi makes Producer John blush, Rob learns to accept death, Marcy gets her dicks in, and Cameron is completely inaccurate. Engage!Listen to Sudden But InevitableCheck out 15 Minutes of MarvelTune in to Esoterica CinemaPick up some Green Shirt Merch2021-10-281h 13
Green Shirt: A Newbie's Trek Through The Next GenerationBonus Episode - TNG RecastHailing Frequencies Open - Send us a message!The gang task themselves with recasting The Next Generation! Marcy breaks the rules, Rob gets quirky, John gives Guinen a shotgun, and Cameron blows Picard. Plus we reveal Marcy's replacement for season 5! Engage!2021-09-021h 16