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ACES RadioEpisode 206: Columbus AstrayJoin the Latin Boys as they welcome in guest of the week Luca from Columbus Astray. Jean leaves after Segment 2, Drabs talks about eating wavy stomach meat, Alex has the prettiest butthole in Michigan, and Morgan does his typical five minutes of yelling slurs. Columbus Crew!2025-06-273h 10
ACES RadioEpisode 183 (Zidar's Engaged)Join the Latin panel of podcast boys as we welcome in celebrity guest of the week Travis Irvine, and discuss how to dry someone's tongue with our mouth. Hashtag Columbus Crew.2023-06-302h 10
ACES RadioEpisode 176Join Morgan and John as they explain how to continue to keep politics out of sports by attending two grassroots events on Wednesday 9/21. Please note that this is a TRAINING VIDEO and is meant for the ears of JULIE STANKEY ONLY. 2022-09-2017 minACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 164Well well well. If it isn't another Crew win-that-looked-like-a-loss followed by a loss-that-should-have-been-a-win. The lads check in... Bront talks about working the polls (not the poles), John talks about good beer, Drabby talks about playing Among Us. The lads recap games vs. DOOP and Orlando, the death of Crew defense, being winless on the road, and Caleb Porter's empty trophy case. They answer YOUR questions of the week, award man balls, and predict the season finale vs. Atlanta. #JoshWilliamsForPresident2020-11-061h 39ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 163OMGWTFBBQ Columbus Crew?! The lads check in, so we can hear about Bront watching Bar Rescue and John living it. Drabby talks about bird webinars because of course. The lads refuse to recap the last two games, but talk about all the garbage soccer played. They discuss current events with the Crew and league, and read ALL OF YOUR QUESTIONS OF THE WEEK. They're like hot takes, except mercifully shorter. Prediction scores, prediction updates, previews of Doop and Orlando MethLions, and Crognale Man Balls for everyone!2020-10-301h 52ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 162Greetings, Bezlords. Another episode of ACES Radio, wherein: John gets that sweet PAM money, Bront pretends to be an independent voter, and Drabby rakes leaves. No seriously, we talk about this. The lads recap Crew vs. NYCFCSC and talk about how well everyone but Pedro played. We talk Supporter Shield nonsense, whether we'd attend MLS Cup, and Mensah getting PAID. Previews of Houston and DC, the world's fastest prediction updates, and of course we take our time with our man balls.2020-10-231h 36ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 161Oh boy. We get to talk about Crew vs. FCC. Yay. Can't wait. BUT FIRST. A lad check-in where John and Drabby dodge walnuts and Bront is almost ready to start using his arm for... whatever it is he does with it. We ramble about a bunch of junk related to the game, Jaap Stam sucks, and we hope we get to see Bouba Keita again some day but probably not 'cause Caleb Porter. Man balls are awarded, prediction scores, prediction updates, and... yeah, that's about it.2020-10-161h 34ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 160Hello, Crew nation! This description will be infinitely more exciting than the games against Dallas and Montreal, which the lads will discuss! After, of course, a check-in on Bront's bionic arm and John doing his civic duty. Heh. Duty. MOVING ON. The lads discuss how terrible the Crew played in general, and CERTAIN UNNAMED PLAYERS did in particular. They discuss the new signing; is he the magic fix? (No.) Man balls, prediction scores, prediction updates, and a NEW CONTINUING CHAMPION FOR THE MOMENT. Tune in to find out who!2020-10-092h 01ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 159It's Episode 159 of ACES Radio! Why are you still here? In the lad check-in, RACCOONS ARE BACK! Also, Bront is still broken, and he and John are doing the "Netflix and chill" thing together. The lads discuss the Crew shitshow vs. TFC, what larger lessons came from the game, and that Pedro still sucks. Also, they talk San Diego Loyal and #ThanksLD. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Man Balls, and Crew vs. FC Dallas and Montreal (but not at the same time). Also, be sure you're registered to vote, Bezlords.2020-10-021h 42ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 158What a week. In lad check-in, John took care of a baby, Bront hurt his wrist masturbating, and Drabby may or may not have eaten 12-hour-old fast food. The lads discuss Crew vs. MNUFC, Bront justifies Kei Kamara sucking, and we have to acknowledge Pedro isn't terrible. Bront something something horse in the morning. What's next in the schedule for Columbus? Why is there a kit consultant? What's Dr. Pete's favorite band? These questions, man balls, score predictions, and more!2020-09-251h 56ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 157OMG GUYS BRONT IS BACK IN COLUMBUS except it doesn't matter because we still live in a pandemic hellscape anyway cool yeah. The lads check in: Bront forgets his phone charger (because that's what it's called), John hasn't done shit, and Drabby probably got the Amish COVID. They discuss Crew vs. Fire, talk more about injuries that Porter ever does, and prepare for Phase II. Man Balls are awarded, games vs. Nashville and Minnesooooota are previewed, and Drabby is still the best score predictor. (Bront is a simp.)2020-09-181h 18ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 156We're sorry. We tried, but despite our best efforts (#rest), MORGAN HUGHES returned to curse us with his presence. Oh, and I guess he brought PETE MCGINTY as a special guest. He's the guy who wrote the book about John and Drabby saving the Crew, and we got him before any other podcast. Suck it, MR. Also, I guess Crew vs. Fusslads recap, man balls, prediction scores and updates, preview the game vs. Chicago, yada yada, don't even worry about Hot Takes it's not like that's a thing that happened again dammit2020-09-112h 39ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 155holy crapballs its episode 155 how are you still listening to this omg we long for the sweet release of death and ANYWAY. After a check-in that covers John drawing Drabby like one of his French girls and Bront finally figures out time zones, the lads are back to talk Columbus Crew! They recap the boring shitshow against the Fusslads of Cincinnati and the less boring, less shitshow against the Doops of Chester. They discuss the pros and cons of WINNING THE STANDS on Sunday with 1500 people, and say "Bye Felicia" to Dell Loy Hansen. Man balls, prediction...2020-09-041h 42ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 154Phase I? MORE LIKE PHASE WON AMIRITE LOL oh wait Crew didn't win both games FML. The lads are here to check in; Bront is drunk in the pool, Drabby is dodging killer squirrels, and John wants to draw you like one of his French girls. They discuss the results against Chicago and NYC and highlight the players' strike for social justice. Also Dell Loy Hansen can go to hell. Man Balls are awarded, the lads discuss who's going to pull an Eddie Gaven, and they preview the next two games. Also, Drabby doesn't know how the mute button...2020-08-282h 10ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 153WE'RE BACK, BABY. And so is MLS. Kind of. I guess. Bront and Drabby welcome back the one and only SEAN SITAR to the show. The lads talk about what Phase I of the MLS return will look like for the Columbus Crew, the new benchwarming acquisitions, and they preview games against not-Bridgeview and not-Jersey. Man Balls are awarded, and we discuss what Crew player we'd want to have as a boss. Also, Sean floats a terrible idea about the Hot Takes segment.2020-08-201h 39ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 152Just when you thought it was safe to get used to the idea of the Crew playing soccer again... NOPE. Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST ANDY STANKEY (WITH GUEST GUEST APPEARANCE BY JULIE STANKEY) discuss the "game" against Minnesota United. The lads discuss what comes next for MLS (hint: not a lot), how the Crew front office took care of player families, and who we DON'T want taking PKs. Man Balls are awarded, Bront keeps reminding Drabby of stuff he forgot, and Andy talks about his kink (hint: you can put it in your mouth). The lads preview...2020-07-311h 31ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 151So, apparently Crew want to keep playing soccer. Cool. It's another MLS Is Back, Coronavirus Is Still Here edition of ACES Radio! Drabby, Bront, and SPECIAL GUEST HOST CHARLES CANPENISNO discuss the results against NYRB, ATLUTDWTF, and their overall impressions of the group stage. They talk injuries (many), stadium virtual events (one), and Nordecke efforts with Voycenow (maybe more than one? GASP). The gang talks about who the best emergency goalkeeper would be, man balls are awarded (#EightBallsAtOnce), then Bront brings up random shit nobody knows about. Finally, Charles talks about his kink (hint, it's very hairy) and the...2020-07-241h 49ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 150Welcome to the COVID Cup! Bront and Drabby call in to discuss how things are going in the world's most permeable bubble! Topics include a lad check-in, why John's name isn't mentioned above, Crew vs. FC Fusslads, that weird-ass survey about going to games, and who you'd like to go to Zoombezi Bay with. Also, they preview the match vs. Red Bull, except the game is already over as I'm typing this summary. Oops. 2020-07-171h 27ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 149We're back and and in mid-season form for a sport that is in early season hiatus! John and Drabby discuss things while Bront is off licking N95 masks clean to make the world a safer place. The lads check in, as #BestFriendsLunch is off the table (haha). They discuss the new CBA, the Orlando "plan" (air quotes definitely intended), and team/player responses to #BlackLivesMatter. They also talk about which players they think should be the MLSPA rep, and give their man balls no thought whatsoever. 2020-06-081h 38ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 148Are you still listening? No, seriously. We haven't had actual soccer to talk about in like six weeks. Regardless, John, Bront, and Drabs check in... the panel discusses Bront's new career as a mask-licker. No, seriously. John reveals that he hates all Crew players and wouldn't buy their jerseys. No, seriously. Drabby thanks you, the person reading this, on the show. No, seriously. These are all actual things that happen. What a world. 2020-05-011h 01ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 147Good news: your favorite podcast is still putting out content! And ACES Radio is doing the same! John, Drabby, and Bront check in and wind up talking about grills like a bunch of cargo short wearing dads. #Rest. Then the lads discuss Crewzers Best All-Time Starting XI, and boy will Bront appall you. Not with his answers, just as a person. Last, they debate which Crew players, current and former, would be superheroes and what their abilities would be. Oh, they also check in on the Steps Challenge and talk about how you're all definitely cheating. 2020-04-241h 15ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 146No soccer? No problem. Except problem, because soccer podcast. Anyway, John, Drabby, and Bront check in on each other and our respective roommates, raccoon or otherwise. We talk about the first week of the #Crew96 Steps Challenge, including who's pulling up the rear and getting the bulk. We talk season tickets and what might need to happen with all that, then hit the important issue of the day: who's the best cook on the team, and what's their dish? Hard-hitting stuff, gang. 2020-04-171h 07ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 145If you thought a lack of anything worthwhile to discuss would stop us, you've never listened to this podcast before. Today, John, Drabby, and Bront discuss what life continues to be like in the #StayAtHome era. They discuss the Crew 30 Day Steps Challenge, recipes from the Crew dietitian, how the FO might handle ticket money if the season is scrapped, and who they think the best Steps Challenge coaches would be. On Segment 2... fuck it, no Segment 2. On Segment 3... nah, just hit "end recording," John.2020-04-101h 01ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 144It's another #StayAtHome episode of ACES Radio! In today's Segment 1, John, Drabby, and not Bront check in on each other like true Best Friends do when there's no lunch. We talk FIFA and how bad BigWhiskeyEd is at it. Finally, we discuss the best Crew hair in history (hint: Morgan doesn't make the cut... GET IT? CUT?!) In Segment 2, JairadBallerina talks about his kink. Here's a hint: you need 1-5 other people involved, and sometimes minors. In Segment 3, Drabby reads YOUR hot takes and actually updates the standings. What a world.2020-04-032h 12ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 143You think your virtual happy hours are awkward? Wait til you hear this episode of ACES Radio! In Segment 1, John, Drabby, and Bront talk about what life has been like in #StayAtHomeOhio and what's happening in the Crew social media world. In Segment 2, John talks about his kink... it turns out, he likes it when people watch. In Segment 3, we read NEARLY ALL of your hot takes, and Drabby forgets to update the blood point standings, while John narrowly remembers to do the commercial. Way to go, guys. 2020-03-271h 22ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 142Well, there's no soccer. But that didn't stop John, Drabby, and Bront from firing up the microphones. In Segment 1, the lads talk about what life has been like in the past week. Man Balls are given out, and Bront has a tender moment. Also, we talk about how to feed your FIFA Kink. In Segment 3 (yes, we know there's no 2), YOUR hot takes are read. Literally all of them. We discuss what the future might look like for Crew fans, the upcoming Patreon, and how you can join the ACES Radio Slack. 2020-03-201h 30ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 141We're back! We're audible! And we won't blow out your eardrums! Now it's just the content that sucks. John, Drabby, and Bront don't have a secret guest because fuck coronavirus. But they do recap the Crew vs. Seattle match in Segment 1, along with the injuries that plague the team, and the lads hand out Man Balls. In Segment 2, you find out what Bront's kink is. Hint: it requires four people. The panel is horrified. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes are shared with the world, if they're good or bad enough. Alex Thomas pops in with...2020-03-131h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 140John and Drabby are here. Bront is here--and audible, unfortunately. And SPECIAL GUEST HOST Alex Thomas, AKA Uncle Aligator, AKA Uncle Sportman himself, joins the lads. In Segment 1, we talk NYCFCSC, what new players showed the best for the Crew, and thoughts on the Pipa situation. In Segment 2, we ask Alex what his kinks are. In Segment 3, YOUR hot takes, the weather report for Saturday, and match thoughts on the Seattle Soccer Inventors. 2020-03-061h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 139Okay, shitlords. It's here. John and Drabby welcome Gemini back to the show as SPECIAL POTENTIAL GUEST HOST #1. In segment 1, the gang talks offseason. In segment 2, Gemini talks about video games and D&D, like all good soccer podcasts. Segment 3 has YOUR hot takes (well, some of them), and stuff about NYCFC or whatever. 2020-02-282h 23
ACES RadioAces Radio: Is this episode zero, or episode 138?I can't believe we've done this. AGAIN. 2020-02-2122 min
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 137If you've ever listened to ACES Radio, don't. Love you.2019-10-102h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 136If you could just go ahead and not listen to anything after segment two, that'd be great.2019-10-033h 14
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1352019-09-262h 39
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1342019-09-192h 42
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 133You ever heard at least four dudes scream into a microphone at the same time for almost three hours? Guess what? You're about to. 2019-09-122h 42
ACES RadioLittle Tiny Hot Boy Show: Episode 1322019-09-051h 57
ACES RadioDisgusting Crew fans, SAD!Look at all these disgusting Crew fans, with their words that they use in front of our children.2019-08-292h 26
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 130The only thing worse than the content is the audio quality.2019-08-152h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 129Hell is Real.2019-08-081h 52
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 128If you're at Hendocs Pub, you're in Greg's chair.2019-08-012h 15
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 127The most heavily edited episode in the history of MLS podcasts; of this, we can be certain. #BLESSED 2019-07-252h 07
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 126If you can only hear out of your left ear say yeah.2019-07-172h 01
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 125I'm in yer trade window, moving boys while u record.2019-07-112h 31
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 124Big day today. #BillsMafia2019-06-271h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 123RING RING RING, THIS IS THE FBI, YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP. HELLO?????2019-06-212h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 122No Jean and no Drebs, but we has Naet and Haleks.2019-06-061h 53
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 121They're still shitty. 2019-05-302h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 120Tony Hogan Lad Party, Darla and The Shadow Baby, Jarvis' Spider Babies, and Steve Abreu says the Weather Report theme song is the wettest and hottest jam of summer 2019.2019-05-232h 45
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 119I HAD SHOES WHEN I CAME IN HERE.2019-05-161h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 118Just as friends.2019-05-101h 38
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 117He had wet hot poo-poo smashers on hims little tiny baby butthole, and mama had to clean it off.2019-05-022h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 11690% of the ocean is fish urine.2019-04-261h 53
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 115Segment three is half-missing. Such is Mango.2019-04-111h 44
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 114Isn't every b technically mobile? #BUTTS2019-04-042h 07
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 113GO INSIDE OF EACH OTHER JUST AS FRIENDS 2019-03-212h 06
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 112Yeah, poops.2019-03-141h 57
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 111SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew vs. New York Red Bulls, Cracking The Code breaks down what Michael Arace means when he uses words, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and shitlord supreme Mike Hudson (aka Mike Hudson Sucks) stops by the show to talk about things but also about stuff. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, then we recap last week's predictions from the Latin panel for podcast hosts before giving you our predictions for Crew at Revolution, along with The We...2019-03-072h 33
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 110A new season, a new reason to listen to the Trash Pocket.2019-02-282h 13
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 109Gary is my tiny baby.2019-01-112h 20
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 108OMFG PAM GROW UP2018-11-302h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 107SECRET SEGMENT FOUR SHHHHHHH DON'T TELL PAM2018-11-092h 55
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 106IT WASN'T LIKE THAT, PENISBREATH.2018-10-262h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1055318008 page me2018-10-193h 41
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 104HASHTANG SAVED THE CREW2018-10-123h 15
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 1031. PICARD 2. JANEWAY 3. ARCHER 4. KIRK 5. SISKO2018-10-053h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 102SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH GARY HUGHES SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH SUPER HARD RALPH 2018-09-282h 46
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 101USE THE DISCOUNT CODE SUPER HARD RALPH.2018-09-212h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 100MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHOW MORE OF A KELLY DENIRO SHO...2018-09-143h 07
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 99Gary is the most precious sleeping animal I've ever seen.2018-09-072h 40
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 98Tim "The Tool Man" Tayor2018-08-311h 43
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 97RETURN OF THE SHREK YES IT IS RETURN OF THE SHREK OH MY GOD RETURN OF THE SHREK PUMP UP THE WORLD RETURN OF THE SHREK YOU KNOW THAT I'LL BE BACK RETURN OF THE SHREK 2018-08-241h 44
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 96 (DIAMOND JUBILEE)DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE YOLO SWAG 24/7 BLAZE IT DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE DIAMOND JUBILEE 2018-08-172h 29
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 95Pam has so much growing up to do.2018-08-032h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 94SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at NYCFC, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan First Name Last Name stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC vs. Orlando City Fighting My Shopify Dot Coms, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-07-182h 41
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 93SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC at LA Galaxy, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and best man at Pam's upcoming wedding Ian Maute stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at NYCFC, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-07-122h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 92SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crewzers FC vs. Real Salt Lake, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and failing minitailgate shitlord Patrick Jones stops by the program to talk about things and also about stuff. What a rare treat. SEGMENT THREE: We go live on Periscope for your hot takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, previewing Crewzers FC at Los Angeles Galaxy Craft, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-07-052h 27
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 91SEGMENT 1: Recapping Crew SC at Los Angeles Football Craft, Cracking the Code makes it's triumphant return, and we hand out our Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT 2: Adam Jardy of the Columbus Dispatch stops by to discuss the health of his dog, and also, is his dog okay? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT 3: We head live on Periscope to read your hot takes, aka The Battle for The Grand Prize. Prediction scores, prediction updates, Crewzers vs. the Realest of all Salt Lakes, HangOnTour, the AGS Attack war, and so much fucking more.2018-06-282h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 90Don't forget to use the hashtag #MorganForBestFriendsClub.2018-06-222h 58
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 89Poopy poopy buttcracks.2018-06-152h 55
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 88Hi, my name is Anthony Precourt, and I have soft hands because I have never used them to build anything or perform any task ever in my entire life. I've never worked for anything, and I am a lying pile of human garbage. Please give me things because I feel that I deserve them.2018-06-082h 55
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 87The best friends club is real, and Morgan is definitely 100% in it and we are best friends together as people who are real and exist and eat at MCL or another restaurant that is a place that we go all the time as best friends. 2018-06-013h 21
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 86SEGMENT ONE: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch. SEGMENT TWO: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch. SEGMENT THREE: John and Darby are best friends who eat poop for lunch.2018-05-252h 44
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 85The Dave Greeley Show is filmed before a live studio audience. 2018-05-183h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 84SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Philadelphia Union, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fans Dave and Olivia Edinger stop by to talk about Amish stuff or speak in Pennsylvania-Dutch, or whatever. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC vs Bridgeview Fire.2018-05-103h 04
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 79SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Vancouver Whitecaps, Cracking the Code makes its triumphant return, and Man Ball of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan Evonne Seagull stops by to sing some songs or whatever. SEGMENT THREE: The Battle for The Grand Prize, prediction scores, prediction updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, and previewing Crewzers FC at Bridgeview Fire.2018-04-052h 23
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 69 (Nice) Recapping Crew vs. NYCFC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. Morgan, John, and Darby reflect back on the first two weeks of the #SaveTheCrew movement, and talk about where it goes from here. The final Blood Points of the year are handed out (Battle For The Grand Prize), final prediction update of the year, previewing the second leg of the Eastern Conference Semifinals. 2017-11-022h 08
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 64SEGMENT ONE: The panel uses their newly-acquired dry erase boards to give you their Top 3 Lists of various, like, things about Columbus Crew SC. Or something. This episode will be bad. SEGMENT TWO: The panel uses their not newly-acquired wireless microphones to talk to the people of Columbus about various topics. You know how John is always talking about doing a Man-On-The-Street thing? Yeah, that's going to happen on segment two. This episode will be bad.2017-09-161h 01
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 59 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire, Quick hits on the various of the week, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls of The Week. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity Fan and Reddit legend Jonathon Masteller aka Lord_Of_The_Shits stops by the show to talk about things and stuff, but mostly things. Who does this guy think he is? Tune in to find out. SEGMENT THREE: We head live on Periscope for your Hot Takes aka The Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Scores, Prediction Updates, the Weather Report with Alex Thomas, Crew SC Playoff Forecaster with Nate Beckman and...2017-08-182h 54
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 44 SEGMENT ONE: Recapping Crew SC vs. NYCFCSC, Cracking the Code, and Man Balls. SEGMENT TWO: Celebrity fan and Easy Coast Ultra Steve Abreu stops by to chat about that time when John Clem got arrested in Montreal. SEGMENT THREE: Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Score, Prediction Updates, Crew SC vs. New England preview, Crew SC vs. Toronto preview. 2017-05-042h 29
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 33DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO DOS A CERO WAR ON ALEX2016-11-112h 26
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 31 AGS Attack anthem, War On Alex, New Crewzers FC Stadium, Crewzers FC vs MetroStars recap, Man Balls. Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg Battle for The Grand Prize, Prediction Updates / Standings, 2016 Crewzers FC Season Finale Preview 2016-10-192h 33
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 14ALERT! ALERT! THIS IS NOT AN EPISODE OF ACES RADIO. THIS IS A TRAINING VIDEO SLASH TRAINING SEMINAR INTENDED FOR THE EARS OF JOHN ZIDAR ONLY. IF YOU ARE NOT JOHN ZIDAR, PLEASE SET YOURSELF ON FIRE IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU. #WhisperFont2016-06-1037 min
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 11 Crewzers FC potential US Open Cup 4th Round opponents are announced. Morgan wants to play Cincinnati, while John and Greg are piles of human garbage. Recapping Crew vs. Rapids. John still thinks losing 26 goals somehow makes Columbus a strong soccer team. No. Alex Thomas joins the program, and proceeds to be both the best and worst guest of all-time. This is possibly the greatest segment in ACES Radio history. We go live on Periscope to read your #HotTakes and #Hotakes from the past week. Greg Benson has been deported. John Zidar has coughed into the microphone. We finish...2016-05-202h 44
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 10 Segment 1: Kei, Kei, Kei, Kei - Greg's suspension is updated, and Man Balls are given out. Segment 2: Angry Kip Lexner joins the program. Worst segment ever? Hell yes. Segment 3: Hot takes which are so hot that a wild Alex Stanek shows up to ruin the entire episode, and we preview the upcoming match against Colorado. 2016-05-132h 20
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 81. Recap of the win over Houston. What is a rivalry? Man Balls are given out. John Clem is in prison. 2. Horrible interview with Celebrity Fan Nate Beckman, including details on his genitals, and how they compare to John's genitals. 3. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. #HateWeek 2016: Columbus Crewzers FC vs. the Fighting Capos of Plascadia. Predictions for the upcoming match against Seattle.2016-04-292h 18
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 71. Greg Benson is given a suspension for being a traitor. Recap of the win over NYCFC. Man Balls are given out to almost every Columbus starter. 2. Legitimately terrible interview with Celebrity Fan Todd Fichtenberg, including details on the legal battle with US Soccer over the Dos a Cero trademark, #NorOnTour, and The Sunshine Brigade. 3. Details on the Crew SC Gear Sale, and Google Earth stalking #TIFOSWEAT. We go live on Periscope and dive deep into your extremely #HotTakes for the week. John Zidar is a fuccboi. Predictions for the upcoming match against Houston.2016-04-222h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 6 Crewzers FC vs. Impact recap, Hot Takes galore. Shrek comes on earlier than scheduled to ruin everything. We briefly mention Robert Warzycha, then give out our Man Balls. The longest segment in the history of the world, featuring Celebrity Fan Srikanth Meka. I probably misspelled that. We read and react to your Hot Takes, both from Twitter and /r/TheMassive. Crew SC vs. NYCFC preview, update on prediction standings (SPOILER: Morgan is still winning), confidence colors, and predictions for the match against NYCFC. A bonus prank call made to Andy Loughnane from early in the 2015 season while we were driving...2016-04-152h 05
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 4Segments... The USMNT defeats Guatemala in Columbus, OH. Should games that matter to the United States ever be played anywhere other than MAPFRE Stadium? Ethan Finlay impresses his home fans, and is robbed of a goal by some shitlord referee. Is Gregg Berhalter the next head coach of the US men's team, and will the we make it through to the HEX? Getting to know Celebrity Fan Bryan Levin, who was already a little bit famous before coming on ACES Radio. Whatever, bro. Hey! The Crewzers actually have a game this weekend! We break...2016-04-011h 20
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 3 Segment 1 -A new co-host is added to the show. Yay! -That new co-host is Greg Benson. Boo! -Columbus Crewzers FC come away with a point in Bridgeview. Does America care? The answer is obviously no, America does not care at all. Segment 2 -We get to know Greg a little bit better. -Greg's boring stories cause blood to pour out of Morgan and John's eye sockets. -John tries to breastfeed Greg, Morgan cuts to commercial. Segment 3 -Fake Anthony Precourt leaves a voicemail showing his support for ACES Radio.2016-03-231h 26
ACES RadioACES Radio: Episode 2 Segment 1 -Crew SC loss vs. Chester Union -Tactics, tactics, tactics! Segment 2 -Celebrity Fan Sean Kelly of NBCSN stops by and talks for an entire hour Segment 3 -It's Famous Fan John Zidar's birthday! He is old now -NorOnTour -Gregg Berhalter is the smartest man who ever lived -Crew SC vs. Bridgeview Fire predictions 2016-03-171h 39