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John and Alexx Hate StuffZodiacJohn and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s. Send us a text2024-09-021h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffPoor ThingsJohn and Alexx put in the final word on feminism (Spoiler: It’s great!) while discussing Yorgos Lanthimos’ “Poor Things”The post Poor Things appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2024-04-011h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffPhantom of the ParadiseMany years ago Alexx made John sign a contract in blood. Today, John and Alexx discuss Phantom of the Paradise. A connection? You decide.The post Phantom of the Paradise appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2024-03-041h 03
John and Alexx Hate StuffSaltburnJoin John and Alexx as they live up to their title while watching Saltburn. They hated it, just to be clear.The post Saltburn appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2024-01-2252 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffPrisonersJoin John and Alexx as they torture the location of Alexx’s missing Pez dispenser from the winner of their “Meet the boys contest.” Also, they discuss Denis Villeneuve’s “Prisoners” Spoiler: it was under the desk.The post Prisoners appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2024-01-081h 18
John and Alexx Hate StuffMelancholiaListen as John bravely tolerates Alexx’s depression talk in the episode about Lars von Trier’s Melancholia.The post Melancholia appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-11-2759 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffThe ThingJohn and a shape-changing alien mimicking alexx discuss John Carpenter’s The Thing. Spoiler: John is also a Thing; and the microphones; and the RSS feed.The post The Thing appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-10-301h 10
John and Alexx Hate StuffSkinamarinkAlexx ain’t afraid of no ghosts while John cries at the sight of Fischer Price phone.The post Skinamarink appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-10-021h 00
John and Alexx Hate StuffGuardians of the Galaxy Vol: 3Shoehorned needle drop: John and Alexx discuss…. Yet another needle drop: Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3. I dunno, a David Bowie song maybe?The post Guardians of the Galaxy Vol: 3 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-09-041h 10
John and Alexx Hate StuffMax Max: Fury RoadLoose yourself from the shackles of your water addiction and rejoice, for John and Alexx have decided to take to the desolate wastelands of podcasting and discuss Max Max: Fury Road.The post Max Max: Fury Road appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-07-311h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffM3GANJohn and Alexx bust out their favorite TikTok dances to discuss M3GAN. Also: John power washes Alexx’s face with Roundup.The post M3GAN appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-07-171h 08
John and Alexx Hate StuffThe NorthmanPretty much a movie about John and Alexx. Instead of doing battle nude on a volcano. They are mind warriors, fighting their brain battles nude on podcast. They also announce an exciting, super butch new show branding.The post The Northman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-07-0359 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffDungeons & Dragons: Honor Among ThievesIn this episode, John and Alexx travel back in time to their parents’ basement to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves: D20s are rolled; pizza and mountain dew is enjoyed; magic is cast; but sadly sex is not had until after grad school for engineering.The post Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-06-191h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffOne Cut of The DeadThe fellas chop it up about a single-take zombie film that becomes so much more. Alexx has OPINIONS™ about Stephen King’s IT.The post One Cut of The Dead appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-05-0845 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffNopeFlying purple people eaters? A wooden lead? Inflatable wacky men? This movie has everything!Join John and Alexx as they discuss Jordan Peele’s “Nope”The post Nope appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-04-241h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffEverything Everywhere All At OnceMultiverse madness abounds! John hops into an alternate universe where he is occasionally wrong! Alexx gains the skills of another Alexx who isn’t constantly talking about cloacas! At some point this movie is discussed.The post Everything Everywhere All At Once appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-03-131h 01
John and Alexx Hate StuffPaprikaThe fellas dive back into the dreamscape with this surreal animation. Alexx goes so deep into dream logic it affects his understanding of words and John has to turn into a giant baby to restore reality. Well, less of a turn than a slight shift.The post Paprika appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-01-3052 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffInceptionJohn and Alexx do a third level podcast about Inception. The kick? Their love.The post Inception appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-01-171h 06
John and Alexx Hate StuffGlass OnionStart your new year off right by not watching this movie (or listen to Alexx and check it out). The boys peel off the layers of mystery in Glass Onion each finding very different things.The post Glass Onion appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2023-01-0256 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffThe Nice GuysThe original bad boys of movie review podcasting flip the script and hang out with The Nice Guys. Alexx undoubtedly says something horrible yet brave and John sagely says correct things, but in a tough and cool way.The post The Nice Guys appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-12-1952 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffPIGJohn and Alexx retrace Nicolas Cage’s steps as he travels through Portland in search of his missing pig.The post PIG appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-12-1247 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffThe Addams FamilyListen to John and Alexx do what they want to do, say what they want to say, live how they want to live, play how they want to play… also they discuss the 1991 classic The Addams FamilyThe post The Addams Family appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-10-1055 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffThor: Love and ThunderListen to John (Love) and Alexx (Thunder) discuss the newest work of one Mr. Taika Waititi (Hail?).The post Thor: Love and Thunder appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-09-261h 01
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 134 – Licorice PizzaRemember the 70s? No, because you weren’t born yet, which is a moral failing on your part. Not to worry though, because neither were John or Alexx. So let’s unravel this mysterious decade together by watching PT Anderson’s Licorice Pizza.The post Episode 134 – Licorice Pizza appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-08-2953 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffWiz Biz Episode 1Alexx has a new podcast. John was nice enough to let him post episode 1 on here. Wiz Biz with Alexx and Erik is available wherever you find podcasts. wizbizpodcast.comThe post Wiz Biz Episode 1 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-08-231h 00
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 133 – Repo ManJoin us as John and Alexx get irradiated by the rotting corpse of an alien stuffed into the back of a Chevy Malibu. Or, you know, discuss the movie Repo ManThe post Episode 133 – Repo Man appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-08-1650 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 130 – Top GunJoin podcast aces John (callsign: REAPER) and Alexx (callsign: SIDE SALAD) as they take the highway to…to uh…oh man, I just had this….it’s like a place or something. Let’s say a zone. And that zone…*lowers sunglasses* ain’t safe. Anyway, tune into find out about playing with the boys, bending the rules and why Alexx hates … Continue reading "Episode 130 – Top Gun"The post Episode 130 – Top Gun appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-07-0458 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 128 – Jojo RabbitWillkommen to episode 128, wherein John and Alexx discuss the WW2 comedy Jojo Rabbit. In a shocking turn of events, both John and Alexx side with the allies… talk about journalistic bias, right? Sheesh.The post Episode 128 – Jojo Rabbit appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-06-061h 00
John and Alexx Hate StuffBonus episode – Poltergeist 2 with James StrayerJames Strayer joins the show to to brag about how he cucked Alexx by starting a new podcast with John. Also: We talk about Poltergeist 2. Links:The post Bonus episode – Poltergeist 2 with James Strayer appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-06-021h 26
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 126 – Total RecallTonight John and Alexx continue to love Dick* by discussing the Schwarzenegger classic “Total Recall.” Or do you only remember it that way? *Phillip K. DickThe post Episode 126 – Total Recall appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-05-091h 05
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 123 – Rogue OnePodcasts are built on hope? Bor Gullet? I dunno. Go listen to John and Alexx talk about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Next Episode: The French DispatchThe post Episode 123 – Rogue One appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-03-281h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 121 – The Last DuelIn this Rashômon-isode John and Alexx fight to the death over a matter of honor: who drank the last White Claw. After the slap fight they discuss Ridley Scott’s “The Last Duel”. Next Episode: Prisoners of the Ghostland.The post Episode 121 – The Last Duel appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-02-281h 10
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 117 – Porco RossoJohn and Alexx start their investigation into the works of Hayao Miyazaki with Porco Rosso. So far the investigation has turned up nothing but delight… and some light embezzlement. But mostly delight! Next episode: PonyoThe post Episode 117 – Porco Rosso appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2022-01-031h 02
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 115 – TENETNice entropy you got there. It’d be a shame if someone…reversed it. Maybe you listen to John and Alexx try to make sense of Christopher Nolan’s fussy little puzzlebox and that don’t happen. Next episode: Beowulf (2007)The post Episode 115 – TENET appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-12-061h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 114 – ConstantineIn this zippo-trick of an episode, John and Alexx risk their very souls by watching 2005’s Constantine. Turns out that Alexx never had one and John sold his in 1996 for half a tuna melt. Win? Next Episode: TenetThe post Episode 114 – Constantine appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-11-2257 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffBonus Episode: Dune (2021)After thousands of years of a secretive podcast breeding program, and a massive dose of space drugs, John and Alexx become the Kwis’cast Pod’erach, bringing jihad to all other podcasts. Erik Arneson (arnemancy.com) joins in to keep Alexx from making more horrible Kwisatz Haderach puns.Find our review of David Lynch’s Dune on patreon.com/alexxbollenThe post Bonus Episode: Dune (2021) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-11-201h 16
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 113 – Once Upon a Time in HollywoodIn this two martini lunch of an episode, John and Alexx travel back to the swinging 60s to discuss Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. After the swinging, they look at each other awkwardly and leave… much like every other recording. Next Episode: ConstantineThe post Episode 113 – Once Upon a Time in Hollywood appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-11-081h 25
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 105 – Flash GordonA fun, goofy pulp comic becomes a goofier action romp. Alexx gets hornier than usual for Brian Blessed and Max Von Sydow. We get listener feedback…or do we??? Next Episode: LadyhawkeThe post Episode 105 – Flash Gordon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-08-021h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 102 – SplitIn this episode John and Alexx take the light to discuss M. Night Shyamalan’s “Split.” Though Alexx probably talks about M. Night Shyamalan’s “Glass” more often… is he an alt? The listening audience may never know. Next episode: NightcrawlerThe post Episode 102 – Split appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-06-2159 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 100 – The Dark Knight RisesGet your Bane voices ready, for tonight John and Alexx discuss The Dark Knight Rises. Next Episode: A Knight’s TaleThe post Episode 100 – The Dark Knight Rises appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-05-241h 26
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 98 – Sonic the HedgehogJohn and Alexx spend an hour trying to not disclose just how much they know about Sonic porn. Instead they discuss 2021’s Sonic the Hedgehog. Next episode: Arrival (2016)The post Episode 98 – Sonic the Hedgehog appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-04-2657 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 97 – Zardoz “The John is good! The Alexx is evil! The Alexx shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the John shoots death and purifies the earth. . . . Zardoz has spoken.” John and Alexx watched Zardoz. Now everything is different. Next Episode: … Continue reading "Episode 97 – Zardoz"The post Episode 97 – Zardoz appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-04-121h 08
John and Alexx Hate StuffBonus episode: Zack Snyder’s Justice LeagueJohn and Alexx decided to waste a collective 8 hours of their remaining time on this earth watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League. Now listen to them talk about it!The post Bonus episode: Zack Snyder’s Justice League appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-04-051h 00
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 95 – Suburban SasquatchThe fellas dive into this no-budget creature feature with unexpected results. Alexx puts on his best duct tape and shows off some new vocal skills. Meanwhile, the sight of Bigfoot’s dong sends John into a Proustian reverie about his own filmmaking past. Next episode: Highlander 2: The QuickeningThe post Episode 95 – Suburban Sasquatch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-03-151h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 94 – Uncut GemsThe Safdie brothers thriller is as multi-faceted as the titular gem itself. John sees Howard Ratner’s struggle as a microcosm of the human existence where we fruitlessly try to gain forward progress while trapped on the hamster wheel of modern existence. Alexx wants more dick jokes. Next episode starts terrible movie month with “Suburban Sasquatch”The post Episode 94 – Uncut Gems appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-03-011h 07
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 93 – You’ve Got Mail“You’ve got males.” Get it? Like the AOL soundclip, and John and Alexx identify as male? It’s a homonym joke… Anyway, in this week’s paean to NYC (it’s like another main character!), Alexx and John discuss You’ve Got Mail. Cyber sex was had, ASCII dicks were created, and Alexx has a mental health breakdown. Enjoy! … Continue reading "Episode 93 – You’ve Got Mail"The post Episode 93 – You’ve Got Mail appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-02-1557 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 91 – Knives OutAs the great detective Sherlock Holmes once said “Watson! You totally barfed when that guy lied.” Wise words…. wise words. Anyway, John and Alexx watched Knives out.The post Episode 91 – Knives Out appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2021-01-1851 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 88 – Dick TracyRevisiting Warren Beatty’s 1990 carnival of grotesques recalls the bold, brassy magic of musical theater by way of Dario Argento. Also Alexx reveals a dark secret about his mysterious past.The post Episode 88 – Dick Tracy appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-12-071h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 86 – NoahJoin John and Alexx on the Ark of friendship (and snarky comments) to discuss Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah”. Joke goes here.The post Episode 86 – Noah appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-11-101h 24
John and Alexx Hate StuffBonus Episode – VerotikaHappy Halloween! To celebrate we watched a film so scary, it caused Alexx to wet himself on the bus three weeks before he even saw it! Then to calm down, we recorded an episode about Verotika. It’s bad! The kind of bad you don’t want to talk about, but we did.The post Bonus Episode – Verotika appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-10-3142 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 85 – The Invisible ManResident optics geniuses John and Alexx discuss 2020’s The Invisible Man. Spoiler alert: He’s probably hiding underneath your bed, or so the prophecy lead us to believe. Apologies for the slightly crappy recording quality, Alexx did a dumb. Still sounds better than your show though, newb.The post Episode 85 – The Invisible Man appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-10-261h 05
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 84 – HellraiserExplorers in the further regions of experience, demons to some, angels to others, movie reviewers to all- John and Alexx continue Spooky October with Clive Barker’s “Hellraiser.” Enjoy… or find pain… they are the same within the murky climes of podcasting.The post Episode 84 – Hellraiser appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-10-121h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode Apocalypse – Fateful Findings (Alexxcast 279)Portland is awful right now, so John and Alexx skipped this week. So please enjoy an old Alexxcast wherein John is a guest and they discuss Neil Breen’s Fateful Findings. Show resumes in two weeks with “The Lighthouse”.The post Episode Apocalypse – Fateful Findings (Alexxcast 279) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-09-141h 03
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 82.3 – The Mandalorian Episodes 6-8In this wicked pissa’ of an episode, Alexx and John finish off season 1 of Disney’s The Mandalorian. Spoiler alert: Baby Yoda does vapid cute stuff whilst Carl Weathers melts our collective heart.The post Episode 82.3 – The Mandalorian Episodes 6-8 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-08-311h 14
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 82.1 – The Mandalorian Episodes 1-2Alexx and John discuss The Mandalorian episodes 1-2. Spoiler alert: helmets are worn, Werners are Herzoged. Helpful Links:BLACK COMMUNITY GROUPS: Don’t Shoot PDX: https://www.dontshootpdx.org/tag/donate/ Black Resilience Fund: https://secure.givelively.org/donate/brown-hope/black-resilience-fund BLM PDX: https://www.facebook.com/blacklivesmatterpdx LEGAL STUFF: Bail Fund (PDX Defense Fund): Venmo/CashApp: @DefenseFundPDX National Lawyers Guild: https://www.nlg.org/donate/ ACLU OR: https://aclu-or.org/en/donate FRONTLINE SUPPORT: The Witches: https://twitter.com/Bitchwitch20 OHSU Student Volunteers: https://twitter.com/OHSU4BLM PDX Action Medics: https://twitter.com/PDXActionMedics Snack Bloc: https://twitter.com/S...2020-08-0358 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 78 – Wonder WomanWho better to discuss the feminism of this summer blockbuster than your favorite pair of sweaty, middle-aged white dudes! No, not those twins on the scooters, I’m talking about John and Alexx.The post Episode 78 – Wonder Woman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-06-081h 00
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 75 – Mars Attacks!In this ack-isode, John and Alexx continue their exploration of Tim Burton by discussing Mars Attacks! Spoiler: Alexx is a green skeleton, whilst John is red.The post Episode 75 – Mars Attacks! appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-04-271h 06
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 74 – BeetlejuiceOur look at the films of Tim Burton starts now with the 1988 comedy/horror classic Beetlejuice. Alexx asks some hard-hitting questions about 80s teeth, Winona Ryder and spelling; while John gets tossed into the worm-ridden wastes of Saturn.The post Episode 74 – Beetlejuice appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-04-131h 13
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 73 – 12 MonkeysEnjoy your quarantine from a deadly disease by listening to the now-bunkered boys talk about a fictional deadly disease. This 1995 film has it all, bootstrap paradoxes, Bruce Willis’ butt cheeks and, I dunno, Brad Pitt. Also Alexx handles the lockdown by unleashing an insane conspiracy theory…or is it just crazy enough to work.The post Episode 73 – 12 Monkeys appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-03-301h 10
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 72 – Scott Pilgrim vs The WorldSpecial guest comedian/actor/writer Ted Douglass tries to convince us that this movie isn’t terrible. We mostly agree, but man everyone in this movie sucks. Except Knives and that one guy with the face, he’s cool. Alexx’s comic is on sale now at Gumroad: https://gumroad.com/l/sYgoE or Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/772153218/wyrms-addition-issue-1 Ted’s FB page: https://www.facebook.com/TedDouglassInc/The post Episode 72 – Scott Pilgrim vs The World appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-03-161h 19
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 70 – SuperEpisode 70, in which our heroes watch “Super” then beat each other to death with crescent wrenches. Spoiler alert! Alexx’s skull breaks first.The post Episode 70 – Super appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-02-171h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode Sick Day – The Perfect WeaponJohn was too sick to handle watching Ready Player One. So here’s an old Alexxcast episode where John and Alexx discuss Steven Seagal’s “The Perfect Weapon.” Regular JAHS returns next episode with Ready Player One.The post Episode Sick Day – The Perfect Weapon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2020-01-061h 06
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 65 – WatchmenThe role of superheroes as reactionary tools in a geopolitical hellscape is replaced by slow motion jumping. in the movie version of Watchmen. Alexx gets mad at computer passwords and John has read one book he won’t shut up about.The post Episode 65 – Watchmen appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-11-251h 05
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 64 – HerHi. I’m an OS writing this episode description. Are you in love with me yet? No? Well, what about after I write you this piano piece? Good, now that you’re in love please enjoy John and Alexx’s discussion of Her. ….Also I’m in space now… with Poochie.The post Episode 64 – Her appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-11-111h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffBonus Episode – The CrowThis Devil’s night John and Alexx offer up a bonus episode discussing The Crow. Spoilers: they fire It up.The post Bonus Episode – The Crow appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-10-301h 03
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 63 – HereditaryTonight John and Alexx finish the ritual started 62 episodes ago, bringing forth into this dimension a discussion of Hereditary. It was a needlessly complex ritual.The post Episode 63 – Hereditary appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-10-281h 14
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 62 – The VVitchRev up your baby mills and strap on your brooms for tonight John and Alexx tackle The VVitch.The post Episode 62 – The VVitch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-10-141h 07
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 60 – Ghost in the Shell (2017)Place your brains into sexy Caucasian robot bodies and listen to John and Alexx discuss 2017’s Ghost in the Shell.The post Episode 60 – Ghost in the Shell (2017) appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-09-161h 06
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 59 – Jurassic WorldContinue to hold on to your butts as John and Alexx discuss Jurassic World. Then John gets eaten by an alligator/human hybrid Alexx had lying around the studio.The post Episode 59 – Jurassic World appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-09-031h 02
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 56 – Blade Runner 2049Episode 56, wherein John and Alexx discuss Blade Runner 2049. Voight Kampff test required for entry. Order Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories”The post Episode 56 – Blade Runner 2049 appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-07-221h 08
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 55 – The Dark CrystalLook like podcast… Smell like podcast… Must be episode 55, wherein John and Alexx discuss The Dark Crystal. Additional audio available on Alexx’s Patreon patreon.com/alexxbollenOrder Alexx’s new book “The Theravada Machine and Other Stories” John does other stuff too.The post Episode 55 – The Dark Crystal appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-07-0857 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 54 – BirdmanEpisode 54, wherein John and Alexx answer the age old question: What is the unexpected virtue of ignorance? The answer: Birdman. Because inverting a statement makes it profound. Truth, this is.The post Episode 54 – Birdman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-06-241h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 53 – Inglourious BasterdsEpisode 53, wherein John and Alexx manage to exist in a basement for over an hour without killing anyone. Though after the recording they burned the studio down to kill a mouse that Alexx believed to be the reincarnation of Hitler. Also they discuss Inglourious Basterds. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo … Continue reading "Episode 53 – Inglourious Basterds"The post Episode 53 – Inglourious Basterds appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-06-101h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 52 – La La LandEpisode 52, wherein John and Alexx fall in love whilst singing and dancing in the Griffith park that is the JAHS studio. AKA: The one where they discuss La La Land. Please sign up for Stitcher Premium with our Promo Code “Stuff” to get a free month! stitcherpremium.com Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollenThe post Episode 52 – La La Land appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-05-2757 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 51 – Hudson HawkWould you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? No? Good. Then sit quietly and listen to John and Alexx discuss Hudson Hawk.The post Episode 51 – Hudson Hawk appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-05-131h 00
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 50 – The Dark KnightEpisode 50, wherein our caped crusaders point out all the non-Ledger things wrong with The Dark Knight. Also, we answer the burning question: just, on a fundamental level, why, exactly, so serious… Enjoy! Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollenThe post Episode 50 – The Dark Knight appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-04-291h 20
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 49 – AquamanIn this Ocean Master of an episode, John and Alexx dredge the depths of Aquaman.The post Episode 49 – Aquaman appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-04-151h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 48 – A Dark SongIn this demoniac episode, John and Alexx plumb the depths of occult ritual to discuss A Dark Song. Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollenThe post Episode 48 – A Dark Song appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-04-0159 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 47 – AnnihilationEpisode 47, wherein John and Alexx turn into one another. And this time that’s not a metaphor for intercourse! Also we talked about Alex Garland’s Annihilation. Links:Alexx’s Patreon: patreon.com/alexxbollenSteph’s Podcast: https://tmituesdaypodcast.wordpress.comThe post Episode 47 – Annihilation appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-03-181h 24
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 45 – VenomIn this episode, John and Alexx enter into a symbiotic relationship with a garbage fire named Venom.The post Episode 45 – Venom appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-02-181h 16
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 42 – Eyes Wide ShutOn this discordant piano laden episode, John and Alexx tackle Stanley Kubrick’s final film “Eyes Wide Shut.” Thankfully the episode does not end in an orgy.The post Episode 42 – Eyes Wide Shut appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2019-01-071h 21
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 41 – Batman ReturnsEpisode 41, in which John and Alexx discuss Batman Returns. I don’t know about you, Miss Listener, but afterwards we felt so much…. yummier.The post Episode 41 – Batman Returns appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-12-241h 21
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 40 – InterstellarJohn and Alexx decided to watch Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar, but who really made them decide? John and Alexx from the past/future… kind of like Kate Pryde, but less genetically abnormal, and with more bookshelves. Enjoy!The post Episode 40 – Interstellar appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-12-101h 30
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 35 – Halloween III: Season of the WitchThirty days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Thirty days ’til Halloween… John and Alexx Hate Stuff. Tonight we pierce the veil between the realms to discuss Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Please pretend that John and I are wearing really shitty masks while talking…. it will make things just that much better.The post Episode 35 – Halloween III: Season of the Witch appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-10-011h 08
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 34 – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New OrleansJohn and Alexx Hate Stuff: Episode 34: Port of Call: Dank Basement Studio. This is a special movie: a movie of drug use, of mystical lizards, of subdued Kilmer, and most importantly: a movie of questions: Such as: What happened to the fish? Where is the kibble? Is this movie a sequel? Is it a … Continue reading "Episode 34 – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans"The post Episode 34 – Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-09-171h 12
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 32 – Justice LeagueTonight, we celebrate the return of Martha’s son by watching “Justice League.” Then John and Alexx raced to the west coast- Spoiler alert: We already live on that coast and therefore the race was as stupid of an idea as this movie. Enjoy!The post Episode 32 – Justice League appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-08-181h 05
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 30 – Sicilian VampireIn this vampire-adjacent episode, John and Alexx watch Frank D’Angelo’s “Sicilian Vampire” then speak in Italian for no explicable reason. The post Episode 30 – Sicilian Vampire appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-07-221h 07
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 29 – Event HorizonHoc eventu alexx et alexx intrare spatium foramen nigrum in nuper 90s horror ‘Vicis Horizon “… Et timere, latine. (In this episode John and Alexx enter the black hole of late 90s space horror “Event Horizon”… Be afraid, in Latin.)The post Episode 29 – Event Horizon appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-07-0759 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 28 – Reign of FireEpisode 28, wherein two glands in the form of podcasters form their verbal excretions together to catch the internet ablaze! And by that I mean John and Alexx discuss “Reign of Fire”The post Episode 28 – Reign of Fire appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-06-231h 00
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 26 – John WickIn this action-packed episode, John and Alexx get revenge on puppy killers by discussing “John Wick”. How is that revenge, you ask? Well, obviously you’ve never been stuck in a room with us. The post Episode 26 – John Wick appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-05-261h 08
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 25 – The Last JediA long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… and by that I mean a few days ago in Alexx’s apartment… we discussed “Star Wars: The Last Jedi.” Then we floated some rocks and killed a bantha… good times.The post Episode 25 – The Last Jedi appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-05-131h 12
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 18 – The Dark Tower I do not podcast with my hand. He who podcasts with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I podcast with my rudimentary studio and stammering hosts. Tonight, John and Alexx hate The Dark Tower. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.The post Episode 18 – The Dark Tower appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2018-02-041h 04
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 15 – Southland TalesEpisode 15, wherein our Neo-Marxist sympathizers take up the challenge of “Southland Tales.” At the end, both Alexx and John take their own lives thus fulfilling the prophecy of their respective lack of pimp-hands. Next episode we discuss the Netflix original “Bright” https://www.salon.com/2007/12/19/southland_tales_analysis/ Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.The post Episode 15 – Southland Tales appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-12-241h 24
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 13 – Batman v Superman: Dawn of JusticeJohn and Alexx v Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Criticism: Theatrical Cut. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review on iTunes/Google Play/Stitcher/etc.The post Episode 13 – Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-11-191h 46
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 11 – Mother!Welcome to episode 11, or as it is now known, the glowing crystal heart of the podcast’s house. Listen closely as John and Alexx write the book of trying to make sense of Darren Aronofsky’s “Mother!”. When you are done, burn down your mp3 and do it over again. Please take a moment to subscribe/rate/review … Continue reading "Episode 11 – Mother!"The post Episode 11 – Mother! appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-10-211h 01
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 7 – The Order of the Black EagleEpisode 007, wherein John and Alexx watch a cut-rate James Bond fight the forces of evil with the help of his trusty sidekick baboon. Also there’s a cake-based Hitler.The post Episode 7 – The Order of the Black Eagle appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-08-251h 09
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 6 – Close Encounters of the Third KindOn this 5-note message to the heavens, John and Alexx have a close encounter of the episode 6 kind. Get it? No? Well, we watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind.The post Episode 6 – Close Encounters of the Third Kind appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-08-111h 12
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 4 – Sniper: Special OpsTonight John and Alexx discuss the Seagal/Van Damme* classic “Sniper: Special Ops” * Not that oneThe post Episode 4 – Sniper: Special Ops appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-07-0747 min
John and Alexx Hate StuffEpisode 3 – The Fifth ElementIn this episode John and Alexx discuss The Fifth Element. In a John and Alexx Hate Stuff first, one of us actually likes the movie. Please subscribe/rate/review us wherever fine podcasts are found.The post Episode 3 – The Fifth Element appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-06-231h 15
John and Alexx Hate StuffJohn and Alexx Hate Stuff Episode 1 – Batman BeginsJohn and Alexx discuss Batman Begins.The post John and Alexx Hate Stuff Episode 1 – Batman Begins appeared first on John and Alexx Hate Stuff.Send us a text2017-05-281h 07