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HugLife PodcastHugLife PodcastHugflection: Episode 174 – Taken with John Michael BondMonica and Mike are joined by amazing comedian and writer John Michael Bond!2025-05-141h 03Tell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle GoodmanTell Me Something Messy with Brandon Kyle GoodmanConversations Are Like Baking Bread w/ John-Michael BondComedian John-Michael Bond joins Brandon to share multiple messy stories after a game of smash or pass. Then, Brandon and John-Michael delve into growing up bisexual in the South, being in a hetero-presenting relationship, and talking about polyamory with parents. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.2025-05-011h 23That\'s Classic!That's Classic!MGM Pictures Chief, Michael Nathanson: Wild Tales from James Bond, The Deep, Awakenings, War GamesMGM Pictures Chief, Michael Nathanson: Wild Tales from James Bond, The Deep, Awakenings, War Games and more!Michael shares incredible experiences and legendary encounters through his life in entertainment, . He recounts a harrowing rafting trip with Pierce Brosnan after he was released as James Bond and reflects on his family's rich legacy — his father produced 13 Super Bowls and the original Tonight Show. Michael worked NFL games as a boy in various lines of work and shares memorable funny story with baseball great Maury Wills. He discusses filming Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger and his adventures with Ray Ha...2025-03-3049 minThe Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #470 - "Potemkin Carnival" with John-Michael BondIn this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are THRILLED to welcome comedian John-Michael Bond back to Disgraceland for an extremely funny episode. We start in our own backyard as Sam and Rivers investigate Kanye West's recent casting call for a VERY controversial music video right down the street from Disgraceland. We finally try out the original Red Bull from Thailand and Rivers talks about the new local villain from his hometown Facebook page. Blue Oyster Cult's "Burnin' for You" is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen, folks.  Follow John-Michael on TikTok @JohnMichaelBond, o...2025-03-261h 39You Need To See This!You Need To See This!Dead Alive (1992) w/ John-Michael BondThere are plenty of zombie films, but none quite like Peter Jackson's 1992 horror comedy Dead Alive (Braindead). This week, Bri and guest John-Michael Bond (album/comedy special Cry Uncle) dive into all the gory story details to convince Cozi that this film is a bloody gem.Will the amazing practical effects, great characters, and hilarious one-liners be enough to convince Cozi to give it a chance? Listen and find out!Recommendations:JOHN-MICHAEL – Shuffle songs from Guided by Voices and Fucked Up, Pavlov yourself to chill the fuck out without your phoneCO...2025-02-112h 04John-Michael & Just MichaelJohn-Michael & Just MichaelSession #13 - If You Laugh, You LoseIs it really a loss though?Chapters:0:00 Let It Flow0:36 Say It With Me!1:33 Chunk #1: How Much Money?1:56 Visible Tattoo of JM’s Face3:28 Be a Mime for a Week In NYC6:06 Shave Off Your Eyebrows9:54 Live in a Porta Potty for a Month14:00 Listen to the Duck Song Nonstop for 24 hrs17:11 Eat an Entire Cake Made of Mayo19:40 Chunk #2: Battle Royale19:57 John Wick vs. James Bond29:14 Roman Gladiator vs. MMA Fighter38:43 Thomas Edison vs. Albert Einstein47:19 Goofy vs. Timon & Pumbaa55:28 Chunk #3:TOLO...2024-11-171h 07SparksSparksThe Embrace of Effective CommunicationIdeas are the golden coins of our modern era. Your ability to convey these precious ideas with persuasion and passion is the key that unlocks the doors to your dreams. To spread your message effectively, you need a fresh, contemporary approach to communication.Let me introduce you to the art of HUGS.Yes, HUGS! Communicating with impact requires us to embrace new principles—principles that transform our words into a warm, compelling, and memorable experience.The Magic of StoriesScience tells us that stories do wonders for our brains. They light up...2024-11-1305 minPod Gave Rock\'N Roll To YouPod Gave Rock'N Roll To YouI Guess Time Just Makes Fools Of Us All/Father John InfinityTwitter: @podgaverockInsta: @podgaverockSpecial Guest Hosts: Michael RusseckFather John Misty “I Guess Time Just Makes Fools Of Us All" from the 2024 album "Greatest Hits: I Followed My Dreams and My Dreams Said to Crawl". Released on Sub Pop Records. Written by Josh Tillman and Drew Erickson and produced by Father John Misty and Drew Erickson.Personel:Drew Erickson - arrangerMichael Harris - recording engineerJonathan Wilson/Michael Harris - Mixing EngineerAdam Ayan - Mastering Engineer\Father John Misty - vocalsCover:Performed by Josh Bond...2024-11-1256 minBurn This PodcastBurn This PodcastJohn-Michael Bond, "Cry Uncle"John-Michael Bond’s “Cry Uncle” is available now for pre-order & everywhere this Friday 10/18/2024. Grab your copy now at:  https://tr.ee/DyTlRa-0dDOriginally from Chattanooga, TN, John-Michael Bond is a traveling salesman of stories and jokes. He is also the former co-host of the Who's Your God Podcast alongside Amy Miller and Steve Hernandez. Creative Loafing magazine said his comedy covers “the arduous yet worthwhile pursuit of love, rationalizing vices with how they impact relationships, the wackiness of death, and we should be nicer.” He feels that’s accurate. His comedy has appeared on VICE, Grawlix...2024-10-141h 10The Worst Week YetThe Worst Week Yet203. All My Friends Are School Shooters (Featuring John-Michael Bond)This week, Andrew and Kennedy were joined by comedian John-Michael Bond to discuss whether or not THIS was the worst week yet. Patreon.com/worstweekyet Send us emails: Worstweekyet@gmail.com Follow the pod across platforms: @WorstWeekYet Follow Andrew: @Andrewhilaryus Follow Kennedy: @KennedytCooper Follow John-Michael: @JohnMichaelMistakes (IG) @BondJohnBond (Twitter) Artwork by Alyssa: @ManyMoonsCreative2024-10-071h 12The Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #442 - "Democracy Manifest" with John-Michael BondIn this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined once again by one of our all time favorites, comedian John-Michael Bond! We kick this one off by trying out an energy drink made by an e-sports team that's co-owned by musical villains Drake and Scooter Braun.  We pay tribute to the late great Jack Karlson. Jack was only trying to enjoy a "succulent Chinese meal" in his native Brisbane, Australia in 1991 when he was arrested and, years later, boosted into the hallowed halls of internet infamy.  We talk about people burying bo...2024-08-271h 34WRONG! A Fucked Up Game ShowWRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show#17 – BLACKING OUT ON THE BLOOD OF CHRIST (ft. Erin Tracy, John-Michael Bond, Lisa Chanoux)Recorded live at Alamo Drafthouse DTLA, 6/24/23.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Erin Tracy, John-Michael Bond, Lisa ChanouxSUPPORT THE SHOW AND ACCESS FULL VIDEO EPISODES ON PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/wronggameshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠SUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE! We're almost at 1k subs!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:NYC: 4/17 @ Caveat, 9:30 PMLA: 4/22 @ The Comedy Store, 8 PMSAN DIEGO: 4/27 @ Mic Drop, 10 PM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-03-131h 20The Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #413 - "The Dogs of Society" with John-Michael BondIn this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedian and writer John-Michael Bond back to Disgraceland Studios to dig into a buffet of hilarious insanity. We start this one off by talking about the new Ben Shapiro feature on Tom MacDonald's song "Facts". It's stupid and horrible. We also check out Jake "Body By Jake" Steinfeld's energy drink called "Don't Quit" as well as his amazing 1980s album of workout songs and grunting. We take you through the story of a dumb ex-mobster who stole Judy Garland's "ruby slippers" from 'The Wizard of Oz' because he thought...2024-01-301h 531999: The Podcast1999: The PodcastIDLE HANDS: "American Idle" - with John-Michael BondA dismal critical and commercial failure that has gone on to be a genuine cult classic, Idle Hands came in at 162nd at the box office, earning less than $2 million on a $25 million budget.It probably didn't help that it was released 10 days after Columbine, and audiences maybe weren't in the mood for a high school-set slasher film.Or maybe it's that Idle Hands is a bafflingly, deliriously confused movies, with tones shifting wildly, sometimes within the same scene.But either way, it can't be accused of being lazy, and everything that makes its...2024-01-221h 39MiddleAging: The Other Side of the HillMiddleAging: The Other Side of the HillEmpty Nest: The Transformation from Chaos to Quiet in ParenthoodEver wondered what the "empty nest syndrome" truly feels like?  In our family, with our oldest at 32 and youngest at 21, we've had our share of joyous chaos and now, we're exploring the silence. Even as we grapple with the shifting dynamics, our kids transitioning into adulthood, we're challenged to redefine our parental roles while also relishing the sweet rewards of their blossoming independence and our increasing free time.As the empty nest began to echo, we found solace in creating new hobbies and interests. From the calm of gardening that gifted us a surprise pepper plant from o...2023-11-1532 minHappy to See Me with Erika CasupananHappy to See Me with Erika CasupananSaying goodbye to bitterness with BBCAN’s John Michael SosaJohn Michael Sosa made an impact as the first houseguest eliminated on Big Brother Canada 11. He talks healing from the disappointment from being the first boot, releasing any bitterness and even finding beauty in his BBCAN experience. Plus, John Michael and Erika bond over how being Filipino impacted their respective reality TV experiences. Follow Happy to See Me on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/happytoseemepod/ Follow Erika on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/erika_cas/ Follow John Michael on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/itsjohnmichael/ Please rate, review and subscribe! Host...2023-11-1352 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 60: Water World or every Kevin Costner movie is Bull Durham (Updated with more Water World)It's Water World week on Dad Movies! We explore Kevin Costner's oddest act of cinematic hubris; a post-apocalyptic samurai movie about a man with gills. Dad gets sassy, John-Michael realizes no one likes this movie but him, and we dig into the family past a bit. Dive in, the water is warm, but riffs are hot.  If you got the wrong download when you first listened try again. 2023-07-271h 05Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 59: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is America's RashomonWe're back with arguably the greatest western ever made about the evolution of the American spirit. It's heart felt, it's funny, it's shockingly violent. Thats right, its The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance aka Rashomon for the United States. Enjoy. 2023-07-1956 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 58: Edge of Tomorrow aka Live Die Repeat featuring Emily EfflerIt's a very special episode of Dad Movies with special guest Emily Effler! Em is John-Michael's wife and a brilliant tattoo artist, but most importantly, she's got a sharp mind for movie criticism. Join us this week as we tackle Edge of Tomorrow, the greatest live action anime film not based on an anime! We talk love, destiny, and how marriage is like dying and coming back to life over and over to learn new lessons. 2023-06-291h 08Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 57: Casino Royal is the best Bond movie even if you'll want an ice pack after the endThis week on Dad Movies, the Bonds cover Bond. Join us for a loving talk about action, what makes the perfect Bond, and understandable horror about that torture sequence. It's another great episode of Dad Movies, shaken, not stirred. 2023-06-211h 14Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastA special request to Dad Movies listenersJMB has no voice this week, but if you could give us a minute, we have a special request. Back next week with Casino Royal! 2023-06-1401 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 56: Casablanca, when is it cheating and when it just Paris?This week on Dad Movies Bill and JMB watch Casablanca and argee its one of the best movies ever made. Then they disagree about everything else. It's one of the funniest episodes we've ever done so pour yourself a beer, punch a nazi, and settle in for Dad Movies2023-06-071h 08Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 55: Master and Commander: Far Side of the WorldThis week on Dad Movies we tackle 2003's Master and Commander: Far Side of the World. Bill and JMB have wildly different opinions on this maritime classic. We tackle the quiet of war, why it's hard to make friends as an adult, what it means to love a friend, and why men need friends. Trigger warning: We talk about a suicide that happens in the film. Nothing graphic but some listeners have let us know they like a warning. 2023-05-311h 13Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 54: Guardians of the Galaxy and why mixtapes are loveThis week on Dad movies, Bill's selected Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, a film that asks the question, "what if Oceans 11 had guns and a talking raccoon?" We go deep on loss, character building, why mix tapes matter, and the idea that everybody has dead people. Somehow, it's still funny. Join us for this week's episode of Dad Movies. 2023-05-241h 02Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 53: The Incredibles, a movie about the humanity of dadsWe're back from hiatus and diving back in with a big one, Pixar's The Incredibles. Join us for a discussion about Dads and depression, superheroes, marriage during hard times, and  a crazy theory about Edna and Violet in this episode of Dad Movies.2023-05-171h 06Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 52: Bull Durham is the best movie about loving baseball ever madeThis week we celebrate 52 episodes of Dad Movies with Bull Durham, the sexiest movie I remember seeing as a kid. We talk about what makes a great baseball movie, romance, philosophy, and Dad comes out as bisexual for Kevin Costner. Don't miss this week's Dad Movies.2022-09-2152 minThe Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #346 - "Remember-Tini" with Kevin Anderson, John-Michael Bond, & Joe RainesIn this episode, Rivers has THREE incredible guests strapped-in for this week's thrill ride of madness: comedians Kevin Anderson, John-Michael Bond, and Joe Raines! We're talkin' about a VERY strange 9/11-themed menu at a Virginia seafood restaurant, the recent trials and tribulations of THE MyPillow guy, as well as the return of our classic Top 3 segment. We're talkin' delicious pizza, terrible cars, and the best comedy albums of all time. Shinedown's "Sound of Madness" is our JAM OF THE DAY! Tune in now for an episode that you'll NEVER forget.  Follow Kevin Anderson on Twitter @KBAndersonYo. 2022-09-201h 58Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 51: Sudden Death is Jean Claude Van Damme at his DammestDive into the chaotic world of Jean Claude Van Damme's parody/turned serious action movie Sudden Death. We tackle the nature of Die Hard clones, how much mom loves Van Damme, and the amazing mascot fight. Also JMB admits he doesn't know what a sports movie is.2022-09-1451 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 50: Jaws is an adventure movie about parents watching their kids be eatenThis week we're tackling Jaws, which is either a horror movie or an adventure depending on which host you ask. We talk Jaws insane PG rating, drunk sailer stories, and riff up a storm. Chum the waters, it's shark week.2022-09-0758 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 49: Dead Heat a buddy cop zombie movie you have to see to believeThis week JMB tries to make Dad fall in love with one of his favorite films, Dead Head. Joe Piscopon and Treat Williams star in this gore-filled buddy cop comedy, but what wins over Bill is the jaw-dropping special effects. Join us for a talk about cops, zombie cow puppets, and more on this week's Dad Movies.2022-08-3157 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 48: Dad Movie's returns with Michael Bay's AmbulanceDad Movies is back after a brief hiatus with Michael Bay's low budget masterpiece Ambulance. This week we're joined by tattoo artist, Ambulance fan, and all-around joy Emily Effler. We talk Michael Bay movies, gore, and the joy of seeing filmmakers explore outside of their comfort zone. Give it a listen and review if you like it.2022-08-241h 11Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 47 - Ender's Game is a great movie that will not give Orson Scott Card moneyThis week we tackle Ender's Game, a brilliant work of art by a massive bigot. The good news is it bombed at the box office and will never recoup so you aren't supporting Orson Scott Card by watching it. Enjoy!2022-03-1751 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 46: Maximum Overdrive is the best movie about killer trucks ever madeThis week's selection is perhaps our strangest yet, Steven King's Maximum Overdrive. Dad was asked to cover this by a client, and we're diving head first into every bloody moment. It's a b-movie blood bath that John-Michael thinks deserves more love on this week's episode of Dad Movies.2022-03-1053 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 45: Unforgiven, the western that hates westernsWe're back after some annoying technical difficulties with Unforgiven, a western that hates myths about the old West. Clint Eastwood's classic of violence and revenge turns the legacy of the American frontier on its head, revealing a dark world where no one is a hero. Naturally, Dad was thrilled. If you enjoy us please leave us a 5-star review on iTunes or share with your friends. Lets get grim.2022-03-0354 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 44: The Untouchables, finally a chance to root for corrupt copsWelcome back to Dad Movies. This week we tackle The Untouchables, a movie about corrupt cops learning just how far they'll go to stop people from doing what they themselves want to do. It's a hilarious journey through trivia and JMB's feelings about cops. Plus we talk a little about actors who only win Acadamy Awards for playing themselves. Join us and share.2022-02-1755 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies Podcast43 - Saving Private Ryan, the incredible war movie neither of us wanted to watchIt's Saving Private Ryan week and boy howdy does this one get weird. A few years ago, John-Michael swore he'd never watch a movie that made him sad twice. This week he breaks that promise for one of the best war movies ever made. We talk the ethics of war movies, gore effects, and if the film glorifies war. Join us for a hilarious and sometimes odd episode of Dad Movies.2022-02-091h 04Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 42 - Dad's MoviesJMB is traveling this week so we have a very special Bill Bond only episode. Join Dad on a brief conversation about his love of movies.2022-01-2835 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 41: Mission Impossible, the smallest big blockbuster of all timeWe're hitting Mission Impossible this week and boy howdy is it claustrophobic. Join us for a Brian De Palma love fest where we discuss arguably the smallest, most cramped, big-budget action film of all time. Where do we stand on Tom Cruise as an alien cult leader and people who think this movie doesn't have a plot? Find out on this week's episode of Dad Movies.2022-01-201h 04Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 40: John Wick, husband of the year or Jason Voorhees?It's John Wick 1 week on the podcast and we have one of our most deliriously insane conversations yet. Is John Wick the story of a blood-thirsty vengeful rampage or a man honoring his wife? We talk shootouts, color theory, and violently disagreeing on the message of the movie. Most importantly, Dad dives into a dead religion to find easter eggs. 2022-01-141h 00Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 39 - Highlander, there will be only one episode because the sequals are badWe're back from our Christmas/sick people break with the first Dad Movies of 2022! This week we tackle Highlander, a graphically violent, occasionally very sexual, fairy tale about immortals who cut off each other's heads for magic power. Somehow Dad managed to avoid seeing this movie for 35 years, but finally, his life is complete.2022-01-0657 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 37 - Actual arguments that Die Hard is a Christmas movieThis week we're tackling the most hack opinion in movie fandom, that Die Hard is a Christmas movie. We get smart, we get stupid, we'll help you blow the minds of anyone who dares still ask this question.2021-12-151h 02Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 36 - ScroogedWe continue to dive into the Christmas season with 1988's Christmas horror classic Scrooged. Yes, you heard us right, it's a horror movie. Just one that happens to be hysterical. We talk ghosts, the horror of Christmas, and revel in a shared favorite film. Enjoy and share.2021-12-0956 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 36 - Home Alone, family trauma, and the beauty of kidsWe're back to kick off the Christmas season with arguably the best Christmas movie of all time, Home Alone. We talk about its troubled production, the brilliance of its cast, if the Mccallister family was mob-connected, and whether the Wet Bandits should be the dead bandits. Happy holidays!2021-12-011h 17Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 35 - Is Planes, Trains, and Automobiles a comedy or a drama? A very PG-13 Dad MoviesIt's the Dad Movie's Thanksgiving special with Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. We gush over a beloved classic before taking a right turn into philosophical comedy talk. What makes something a comedy, and is Planes, Trains, and Automobiles the funniest drama of all time? Or is it a comedy with brilliant dramatic moments? Find out on this week's very special episode of Dad Movies.2021-11-251h 14The Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #306 - "Action Dan" with John-Michael BondIn this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out with comedian John-Michael Bond to talk about his new job reviewing weed and porn. We also chat about unruly airline passengers, a very strange apartment listing, and people touching poop to own the libs. "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns N' Roses is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Give us a listen.  Follow John-Michael on Twitter @BondJohnBond and on Instagram @JohnMichaelsMistakes. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock  Subscribe on Patreon for H...2021-11-161h 26Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 34 - The Magic of Ghostbusters (1984)We're back from a sinus infection break, still sniffling, but still ain't afraid of no ghosts. This week we're diving into the magic of Ghostbusters, the surprisingly horny movie about scientists fighting the undead. A little bit of a content warning, we talk a lot about Dan Aykroyd's sexual ghost fantasies far more than we were anticipating. This one might be PG-13.2021-11-1152 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 33 - The Fly is a testement to how hot Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis areWe wrap up this year's Halloween Dad Movie extravaganza with The Fly. Long live the grossest love story you'll ever see about a man who becomes a fly and suddenly becomes pro-life.2021-10-281h 04Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 32 - Ernest Scared Stupid is a freakishly scary children's movieHalloween continues with Ernest Scared Stupid, easily one of the top 10 scariest movies for kids ever made. We talk childhood fear, evil trolls, family-friendly gore, and a little Ernest history. Most importantly, Dad admits JMB was right for wanting to watch this movie again.2021-10-211h 05Who\'s Your God? A Comedy and Religion Podcast!Who's Your God? A Comedy and Religion Podcast!It's Not Actually Just Business! with John Michael BondCan you believe we're already back for another final episode? Neither can we! But we got so so many requests over the years to have John Michael back, how could we say no? And it was so nice of him to do it! We had a very excellent time catching up with JMB about his own spiritual, physical, and mental journey over the past few years, and yes we do get an update on his dad, Pastor Bill Bond!!! (Actually former pastor - ooo big news!!) Check our their podcast Dad Movies if you want to catch...2021-10-191h 05Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 31 - Final Destination Double Feature or the guys laugh at deathWelcome to week 2 of our Halloween Dad Movies extravaganza. This week we tackle Final Destination 1 and 2, a double feature of hilarious gore and thrills. We laugh at death, talk about the wholesome roots of why we love the series, and learn whether Mom was grossed out or not. Enjoy.2021-10-131h 14Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 30: The Monster Squad, a perfect film about how kids experience horrorWe're back with episode one of our Halloween extravaganzas and first up is The Monster Squad. Fred Dekker's teen horror classic is essentially Goonies but with the Universal Monsters thrown in. But underneath its funny, sharp dialog and surprisingly scary violence is a story about the ways kids avoid the real horrors of life and a set of Wolfman nards. 10 out of 10 highly recommended. Also this is our 30th episode!2021-10-061h 05Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 29 Dirty Work, Norm Macdonald, and loving movies that age weirdlyThis week on Dad Movies we explore the phenomenon of movies we love that age oddly with Norm Macdonald's Dirty Work. Both the guys remember this film fondly from the 90s, but boy howdy was it made in a different world. We talk about what it gets right, the importance of acknowledging the warts on art we love, and laugh a lot about pranks. 2021-09-2959 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 28: Cliffhanger, a heist movie wrapped in a polyamorous murder plotIt's Cliffhanger week on the podcast, and we stretch the boundaries of our PG-13 rating. On face value this is just a silly heist movie set on a mountain. But taking a deeper look reveals a gloriously dumb gem. Dad's positive there's a polyamorous murder plot hidden within and we both marvel at the Mortal Kombat like violence. 2021-09-151h 06Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 27 - Any Given Sunday as told by a ex-football player and his tap dancing sonIt's Any Given Sunday week on the podcast. Although John-Michael and Bill share different interests in sports, this is a mutual favorite film. We talk about Oliver Stone's unconventional narrative, what drives performers and athletes alike, and get into it about whether athletes are artists.  If you enjoy the podcast give us a follow or a review on iTunes. Every little bit helps. 2021-09-081h 09Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 26 - Robocop, a movie that used to be a satireThis week on the podcast John-Michael thought it would be fun to reach back for the comfort food of Robocop. Instead we discovered our favorite black comedy has become a hilariously nightmarish reflection of modern society. Join us for a conversation about duty, fascism, robo hallucinations, when gore is mean, and the brilliance of Kurtwood Smith. There's a lot of laughs and less talk about fascism than you might expect! Give us a review, follow, or rating if you like what you hear. 2021-09-011h 06Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 25: A Few Good Men and WTF is wrong with Aaron SorkinIt's a wild rollercoaster of an episode this week on Dad Movies as we tackle Rob Reiner's A Few Good Men. We talk about why Aaron Sorkin can't write women, JMB wishes he saw this before The West Wing, and we have a surprisingly somber conversation to close it out.  If you enjoy the podcast please subscribe and like it or leave us a review on iTunes. Even if you listen on Spotify. 2021-08-251h 02Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 23: Shaun of the Dead is destined to become a modern Dad MovieIt's our first dive into the world of horror with 2004's zombie comedy classic Shaun of the Dead. Learn why pastors don't like slasher movies! Join us for Bill Nighy love fest! Hear why John-Michael is positive this film is going to become a modern Dad Movie classic. This episode aims straight for the brain. Please subscribe if you enjoy the show!2021-08-1858 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 23: Sneakers or the time Robert Redford tried to act shy around womenThis week on Dad Movies we cover the 90s spy hit Sleepers with special guest Emily Effler! We talk f-bombs, test the limits of our censors with Scrabble tiles, and swoon over River Phoenix. 2021-08-1158 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 22: The Coen Brother's Blood Simple and the three legged pig jokeThis week on Dad Movies we're covering the Coen Brother's first movie, Blood Simple. Dad is positive it's a horror movie, but John-Michael argues it's actually a comedy. In the middle, they agree about its incredible lighting. Join us for this week's noir-filled, gore-soaked episode of Dad Movies. 2021-08-041h 00Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 21: Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Khan is the best movie about Boomers not wanting to retireThis week on Dad Movies, we tackle the greatest movie about Boomers haunted by the specter of retirement, Star Trek 2.  We gush about mature storytelling, talk about how this film set up the world of mega franchises we live in today, and get deep about the meaning of friendship. It's a wholesome good time on this week's episode of Dad Movies.  Please leave us a review on iTunes or follow us on Spotify if you enjoy the pod. 2021-07-281h 12Kicking and Screaming PodcastKicking and Screaming PodcastSlugs and Buddha's Palm w/ John-Michael BondIn this viscous episode, special guest John-Michael Bond challenges Vanessa and Elijah to find the perfect martial arts pairing for the shockingly rad creature feature Slugs. After confirming that you should absolutely not watch Slugs while eating a salad, Vanessa and Elijah counter with the outrageous Shaw Brothers classic Buddha’s Palm. But how can a movie without a single slug possibly pair with, well, Slugs? What formative movies did cool video store clerks suggest to your hosts at impressionable ages? And what does John-Michael Bond’s dad think about the Fast and Furious franchise? Find the answers to all...2021-07-241h 20Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 20: The Greatest Showman was grown in a lab to make parents happyWe're back with The Greatest Showman, a broadway musical that never hit broadway and was grown in a lab to take over the lives of parents. Here the Bond's gush over their love of musicals, JMB working to not fall completely in love with this movie, and Dad being too generous with it. A+ episode.2021-07-211h 21Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 19: Michael Clayton has ZERO drifting in itWe're back after a week of technical difficulties with a movie that features ZERO drifting. That's right, it's Michael Clayton week on the podcast. Dad had never seen this one before and boy howdy was he ready for some symbolism. Meanwhile, JMB sees a cautionary tale of the benefits and downsides of mental illness. Can Michael Clayton fix it all? Let's find out, on this week's episode of Dad Movies.2021-07-141h 06Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 18: F9: The Fast Saga and the end of the 2 Fast Fast & Furious Watch ThroughIt's a very special episode this week for a number of reasons. First it marks the end of the Two Fast Fast and Furious Watch Through. But more importantly, it's our first episode recorded while we're in the same room. We rank the movies in the series, fall in love with Tyrese all over again, and commend John Cena on his subtlety. We swear to god no more Fast & Furious for two years.2021-06-301h 15Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 17: The Fate of the Furious is a terrible Fast and Furious movie but a fun Tango and Cash sequalDad never expected it would take until the 8th movie before he finally met a Fast and Furious movie he didn't like, but here we are. Only, he did sort of like it. He just doesn't like it as a Fast and Furious movie. The Too Fast Fast and Furious watch them is almost over. We promise to be back to normal soon, but this is a great episode in the meantime. 2021-06-231h 10Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 16: Furious 7, the one where we both cry about our wivesOur Too Fast Fast and Furious watch-through is nearing its end with part 7, Furious 7. With only two more movies too go we get surprisingly emotional because this movie combines machine gun buses with true love truth bombs.  Hear John-Michael tear up for real, learn why we both love Dom way more than we thought, and learn the answer of where this film made Dad cry. You will be surprised. It's a surprisingly emotional episode of Dad Movies this week. Lean in. 2021-06-161h 26Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 15: Fast and Furious 6 with Brandie Posey (Fast & Furious super fan/ Lady to Lady)Our Too Fast Fast and Furious Movie Marathon continues with Fast and Furious 6. There's too much action, too much speed, and too much family for a normal episode. That's why we've brought in the world's leading Fast and Furious expert, Brandie Posey of the Lady to Lady podcast. Brandie talks getting into Fast & Furious, Dad creates the worst way to rank movies, and JMB defends killing Han. 2021-06-091h 24Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 14: Fast Five and the Gospel of JohnWe continue the 2 Fast Fast and the Furious watch through with part 5, Fast Five. We joke, we laugh a lot, and talk about the movie, but the real joy is Dad explaining how Fast Five might be Justin Lin's attempt to tell the story of the Gospel of John with explosions and Vin Disel. As always follow us on Spotify if you like the podcast, it helps us a lot. If you want us to take a break from the Fast and Furious watch through hit us up on Twitter @bondjohnbond or @wcbj to let us know.2021-06-021h 11Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 13: Fast & Furious, The too Fast Fast and Furious watch through continues with part 4After the barn-burning joy that was Tokyo Drift we've returned to sunny California for Fast & Furious, the Fast and the Furious Part 4. JMB thinks this movie is subtle even with all the exploding trucks and Dad still misses Han. But the real question is, does the Reverend Bond still enjoy these movies? Find out on this week's episode of Dad Movies.2021-05-2655 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastA special message from Dad MoviesApologies if the last few episodes have cut off suddenly. We're working to fix it. Here's an update, everything should work perfect now. 2021-05-2001 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 12: Fast The Furious: Tokyo Drift aka Dad Movies "Too Fast Fast and the Furious Watch Through" continuesOur race to show Dad every single Fast and the Furious movie continues with the dark horse of the series, Tokyo Drift. Dad falls in love with a Fast and the Furious movie for the first time and John-Michael rediscovers his love for this movie.  We gush over Justin Lin. Dad uses Tokyo drift as a verb. John-Michael reads way too deeply into Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba." Everyone loves Han. It's a great time.  Theme song by Luke Bentham of The Dirty Nil. Follow us on Spotify, it helps our ranking. 2021-05-191h 10Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 11 - 2 Fast 2 Furious: the Fast and the Furious watch through continuesThis week on Dad Movies we continue with our watch-through of the Fast and the Furious series with John Singleton's 2 Fast 2 Furious.  We talk plot holes, whether rats will actually eat through a human body, make fun of Ja Rule, sing the praises of Ludacris, and talk about how these films build on one another. It's a wild western set in Miami's car culture and Dad has questions.  Theme song by Luke Bentham of The Dirty Nil. Please like, subscribe, and review if you enjoy the podcast. 2021-05-121h 07Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 10 - The Mask of ZorroThis week on Dad Movies we dive into one of the greatest Batman/James Bond/Buggs Bunny movies ever made, The Mask of Zorro. John-Michael rants about why Anthony Hopkins is overrated, Dad doesn't think Antonio Banderas is as pretty as Orlando Bloom, and we both are surprised we haven't watched this one more.  It's a swashbuckling good time on the latest episode of Dad Movies. Theme song by Luke Bentham of The Dirty Nil. 2021-05-051h 02Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 9: Mortal Kombat (2021) the one where Dad brings up Carl Jung while talking about Mortal KombatThis week on Dad Movies we're diving head first into the gore-soaked world of 2021's Mortal Kombat reboot. We talk seeing the original in 1995, the difference between fun gore and traumatizing gore, and Dad somehow manages to work the philosophy of Carl Jung into the conversation.  This is also the first episode with our new theme song from Luke Bentham of The Dirty Nil. My god did he do a great job. As always, find us on iTunes and give us a 5-star review or just follow us on Spotify. It helps us in the rankings. 2021-04-281h 18Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 8: That Thing You DoThis week we talk about one of the Bond family's favorite movies, That Thing You Do. Join us for a discussion about the difference between the best movies ever made and favorite movies, a tribute to Fountain's of Wayne's Adam Schlesinger, and Tom Hanks' greatest achievement on film. Dad has lust in his heart in this episode like Jimmy Carter in the 80s.2021-04-221h 20Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 7 - The Fast and The FuriousThis week we introduce Dad to The Fast and The Furious, a movie he thought he was going to hate. We talk ghost trucks, not killing women to advance the plot for male characters, FAMILY, and Dad learns he has to watch 9 more of these, including the spin off. If you like what you hear head over to iTunes and leave us a 5-star review.2021-04-141h 14Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 6: The Men in Black Easter SpecialThis is coming out a few days after Easter but like the savior your interest will rise on the third day (of the week) Wednesday! Dad breaks down what has apparently been his favorite Easter movie for over 20 years, Men In Black. I know we said this wasn't going to be a religious podcast but sometimes the Rev. has a pitch too good to pass up. We're 100% serious, someone might get saved this week.2021-04-0759 minDad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 5: Hell or High WaterThis week John-Michael introduces Bill to one of the finest modern westerns ever made, Hell or High Water. We talk class, generational poverty, character actors and T-bone steaks. Come for the conversation, stay for Dad explaining how privileged white Americans are the modern Roman empire.2021-03-311h 14Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 4 - Patton or how I learned to stop worrying and fear people as much as the bombThis week on Dad Movies we talk about one Dad's favorite movies, Patton. We talk about our Uncle Jean who served under Patton, the difference between how our generations experienced war, and get nerdy about cinematography. In honor of Patton being 3 hours long, this episode is 90 minutes. Follow us on Twitter and leave us a review on iTunes if you're feeling kind.2021-03-241h 33Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 3: The Princess Bride a story of true love and false flag operations  This week on Dad Movies is everyone's favorite or least favorite movie, The Princess Bride. Learn how people like us make it hard to like the movie, we get deep about true love, and Dad explains how the whole film revolves around a false flag operation.  So sit back listen to our podcast about a movie inside a book inside a movie. See? We promised no sports this time.  2021-03-171h 04Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 2: Happy Gilmore the greatest golf movie about a hockey playerThis week on Dad Movies we tackle the world's great hockey/golf mash up film, Happy Gilmore. JMB spends too much time talking about populism and Bill tells some incredible stories about going to the Masters as a kid. From tales about Tom Weiskopf and Juan Antonio "Chi-Chi" Rodríguez to the time Lee Trevino threw a fake snake at Jack Nicklaus during a game, he's on a roll. So pull up a chair and get ready to celebrate the greatest Adam Sandler movie that won't make you cry, Happy Gilmore. Please like the podcast and write a...2021-03-101h 12Dad Movies PodcastDad Movies PodcastEpisode 1: Field of DreamsWelcome to Dad Movies! A podcast where John-Michael Bond and his dad Bill talk about movies. Join Bill and JMB as they hash out exactly what is a dad movie is and we talk about the ultimate Dad Movie, Field of Dreams. A movie, it turns out, neither father nor son has seen before.2021-03-0259 minBlockbustingBlockbustingJohn-Michael Bond Hates BrightSUPPORT THE SHOW ON PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/blockbustingJOIN THE OFFICIAL BLOCKBUSTING FACEBOOK GROUP: https://www.facebook.com/groups/blockbusting/LISTEN TO MY ALBUM: https://800PGR.lnk.to/LightJay (@DietJay) and John-Michael (@BondJohnBond) discuss the notoriously atrocious Bright, a fantasy-inflected cop drama that combines the worst parts of David Ayer, Max Landis, and Will Smith and turns them into an aimless, bombastic, overstuffed disappointment.2020-12-1445 minBleak In ReviewBleak In ReviewQUARANTINE QUICKIE #36: Castratica Lewinsky (w/ John-Michael Bond)Kevin (@KBAndersonYo) welcomes the listener to another zany Bleak in Review QQ romp with chatter of blind art hatred and stupid Marvel fans. Then, comedian John-Michael Bond (@BondJohnBond) returns to the show for a delightful riff-fest with Kevin about acid jam band revelations and pedophile panic as well as to perform a solid five minute gaslighting. This episode is brought to you by Guy Confidence's Confident Guy Classes, a classic Frankie Griffin (@frankieg_baby) joint! Be sure to check out the Bleak in Review Patreon for episodes of Kevin's new, insane-content-based podcast One and a Half Men...2020-09-181h 09The Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #281 - "Worst Covers Gauntlet" with John-Michael Bond & Tyler JacksonIn this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys invite comedians Tyler Jackson and John-Michael Bond over to Disgraceland to play a new game: a gauntlet of the WORST COVER SONGS OF ALL TIME! Shout out to @AzalinRex for the idea for the game. This one is completely ridiculous. Follow John-Michael on Twitter @BondJohnBond. Follow Tyler on Twitter @TJaxkson. Follow the show on Twitter @TheGoodsPod.  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Dr. Pat is @PM_Reilly  Sam is @SlamHarter  Carter is @Carter_Glascock   Mr. Goodnight is @SepulvedaCowboy  Subscribe on Patreon for a Bonus E...2020-01-141h 39Pod Is A WomanPod Is A WomanIn My Head with Megan Gailey & John-Michael BondWe're down to the last few tracks on Thank U, Next and this week we're talking about In My Head! Joining us are comedians Megan Gailey and John-Michael Bond to talk about the music video she recently dropped for it, the voicemail used for the song's intro, and the debate about the lyrics we found on Genius. YUH!  Follow Megan on Twitter (@MeganGailey) and Instagram (@bettermegangailey) Follow John-Michael on Twitter (@BondJohnBond) and Instagram (@johmichaelsmistakes) Follow Eli and Teresa on all the socials: @eliolsberg and @leresatee Follow us on Instagram: @podissawoman2019-08-051h 12No Sir I Don\'t Like ItNo Sir I Don't Like ItEp 99 Loveless Liability Corporation (John Michael Bond Carmen Morales & Bryan Vokey)John Michael Bond, very funny comedian joins Carmen & Bryan this week and they have a very whimsical chat about suicide. They also talk about squirrels, Dave & Busters, Zines and rich people faking poverty. Clothing size lies, pink sweat and defending jokes are also on the docket.  Gripe of the week goes to: Jared Porter "When people insist that you guess something and they won't take no for an answer." Follow us:@nosirpod @bryanjvokey @thefunnycarmen Listen here: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/…/no-sir-i-dont-like…/id1220217369… Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=13655...2019-01-311h 06Bleak In ReviewBleak In Review166: Reservoir Claus (w/ John-Michael Bond & Erik Barnes)Bleak is back with another hot intro featuring a brief Wolfgang interview and talk of SWATing and charity raps. Then, comedian John-Michael Bond returns to the show to chat it up with Matt and Kevin about hip hop lore, an important moment from Kevin's dive career, and John-Michael's peculiar teenage rebellion. Plus, child bounty hunter / returning guest Piddles Winfield stops by to update the gang on his festive cases, dish about his relationship status, and prove to be "this many" years old!2019-01-111h 35The Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #214 - "Tribute Albums" with John-Michael BondIn this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys, and their special guest host Joe Raines, are joined by one of our favorite past guests of the show: John-Michael Bond! This episode is all about the record store oddity that is the TRIBUTE ALBUM. Ever since people starting doing weird ass Beatles tributes in the 70's, these curiosities of pop music have befuddled everyone who's ever listened to one. This episode covers bizarre covers of The Carpenters by Sonic Youth, The Ramones by U2, The Doors by Smash Mouth, Big Tymers by Devil Wears Prada, and ZZ Top by...2018-10-021h 26HugLife PodcastHugLife PodcastEpisode 174 – Taken with John Michael BondMonica and Mike are joined by amazing comedian and writer John Michael Bond! We positive spin growing ...2017-12-201h 03Verbal ViolenceVerbal ViolenceVERBAL VIOLENCE #66: John-Michael BondJohn-Michael Bond is a rising Roast Battle star hailing from the South who has consistently impressed crowds and judges alike with his piercing, layered jokes. On this episode, he sits down in the Comedy Store basement studio with Moses, Coach, and Frank to talk about learning the Roast Battle ropes through trial and error in the ring, the importance of having a sense of community in the comedy scene, and his past as a social worker. @RoastBattle Brian Moses @racebanning Coach Tea @coach_tea Frank Castillo @frankccomedy John-Michael Bond @bondjohnbond FEATURED BATTLES John-Michael Bond vs. Carmen Morales @TheFunnyCarmen John-Michael Bond...2017-08-161h 11Mean BoysMean BoysEP 72 - Controversial Cornbread (feat. John Michael Bond)Support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/meanboys This week’s segments include “Mexican Joke Off”, "Carnok Legal", “Emo Lyric or Suicide Note”, "Voicemails", and a game of "Which of the Following" with places in The U.K. by @EthanDLawrence. Watch The Tom Lightning Round Live at Comic-Con: https://youtu.be/2a8yt9GYtTM Send us an email at meanboyspodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail at (304) 805-6326 We are proudly sponsored by Don Carlo's Taco Shop in La Jolla California (www.eataburrito.com) Listen to Tom’s podcast: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/who-t…d1197690915?mt=2 Listen to Conn...2017-07-2953 minBleak In ReviewBleak In Review#079: Johnny Mobo & The Sad Gals (w/ John-Michael Bond, Aubrey Jacobowitz, & Elizabeth Teets)Matt and Kevin start this episode off with a riveting discussion about Canadian drug runners, video game glitches, and dealing with tragic anniversaries.  Then, comedian John-Michael Bond stops by the show to chat with the guys about his least favorite...2017-05-121h 14Listen to New Releases of Audiobooks in Kids, Ages 5-7Listen to New Releases of Audiobooks in Kids, Ages 5-7Paddington Plays On Audiobook by Michael BondListen to this audiobook in full for free onhttp://hotaudiobook.comTitle: Paddington Plays On Author: Michael Bond Narrator: Christian Coulson Format: Unabridged Length: 5 mins Language: English Release date: 09-20-16 Publisher: HarperAudio Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2 votes Genres: Kids, Ages 5-7 Publisher's Summary: Paddington is having a wonderful time while on vacation with the Browns in a small French town. He loves exploring and meeting new friends. So how exactly does he end up marching through town as a drummer in the local band? Sure, he can keep the beat on the drum. But can he keep up with the...2016-09-2005 minThe Goods from the WoodsThe Goods from the WoodsEpisode #82 - "Ska" with John-Michael BondIn this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys pick it up, pick it up. That's right, the boys are talkin' ska music with the King of Bad Street, U.S.A., John-Michael Bond! We also talk about Bo Jackson, growing up religious, and the recent film forays of Cuba Gooding Jr. and Steve Gutenberg. Follow John-Michael on Twitter @BondJohnBond. Song of the week this week: "Baggy Trousers" by Madness.  You can follow us on Twitter: @TheGoodsPod  Rivers is @RiversLangley  Dr. Pat is @ReallyPatReilly  Mr. Goodnight is @SepulvedaCowboy   Pick up a Good...2016-03-221h 08