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Birthday Boy PodcastMore Angry Johnny on a Friday Night......followed by not angry Johnny on a Saturday night, after some taffy
2022-10-0236 minBirthday Boy PodcastMore COVID Updates - Aug 13 2022Plus Johnny Rockets, 50's Music, Movies and things I'm Watching
2022-08-1434 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast's Third Birthday - Recorded May 24Happy Birthday to me and Happy Birthday to the Birthday Boy Podcast
2022-05-2612 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast - Johnny Boy sings "Get it Together" by Beastie BoysMy own spin on Beastie Boys / Q-Tip's 1994 hit "Get it Together"
2021-09-2705 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 87I talk about Myrtle Beach, Go-Kart hillbillies, New York City, packing for a trip and tons more on Episode 87 of the Birthday Boy Podcast!
2021-09-121h 12Birthday Boy PodcastBonus Rant - Anti-Anti-Vaxers I don't hate people who won't get the vaccine...I hate people who won't get the vaccine, won't wear a mask, won't stay the fuck home, won't change anything about their behavior, and are loud obnoxious idiots who have spent the last 18 months literally spitting in the face of all the work people have done to stop this piece of shit pandemic, and now they're crying like big fat babies because they perceive that the government has "overstepped" it's bounds (hey stupid, A.) they haven't and B.) all this "big brother" oppression that you've convinced yourself is happening...IS...
2021-09-1051 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 83After a Month-long hiatus, Birthday Boy Podcast is BACK!!! In Episode 83, I tell you all about what I've been up to for the last several weeks, including:The family trip to NYCScreaming "OH MY GOD, THAT'S DISGUSTING! HE'S EATING EGGS!" in the middle of Central Park because Kim linked her phone to my ear pods and was playing ASMR clips of people eating eggsHow nice it was to be in NY and eat real pizza, vs. eating possibly the worst pizza I've ever tasted here in Nashuathe battle...
2021-07-181h 44Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 82Episode 82 is here!Some career updates, including a first in my life...a colleague taking my most recent career move personally.End of 5th GradeReturning to Chunky's on Memorial Day Weekend to see Quiet Place 2 with the whole family, (aka Cailyn's new favorite movie), and how good it felt to go back to a movie theater.Resident Evil Village thoughtsMemories of Sunday Church, as well as all the fun of volunteering at church activities, such as the fun, kind, interesting and very high social IQs of the...
2021-06-131h 55Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 81 - 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!It's back-to-basics for the 2 year Anniversary of Birthday Boy Podcast:I actually recorded this on the mic / computer and not JUST the phoneSounding Board Theater with a citizen announcing that he bribed a city officialKevin McDonald from Kids in the Hall CameoKevin Nash / Diesel CameoMy Love affair with Crumbl CookiesRecordings of my late night helicopter rides to the Moon, including my episode idea for Star Trek: The Next Generation entitled "Planet of the Grapes"Birthdayboyshop.com and the super fans...
2021-05-232h 06Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 80Episode 80 is here! The time I used the women's bathroom at work by accidentAnd how I used the "Wellness Room" at work for almost a year before I realized what it was actually meant forA new tune I createdSome intermittent Klifs show upWWE Biography on A&ESome Video Game Thoughts
2021-05-141h 302021-04-2144 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 79It's a special April Fool's episode...3 weeks lateHear me reminisce about April Fool's Day 1999, PLUS...the time my dad called me a pu**y when helping him build a fence.
2021-04-2154 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 78If you want to hear me back out of my new job after finding out some troubling information in real-time, WHILE RECORDING the podcast on my vacation, then this is the podcast for you.But if you want to hear the story of how the wife and I tried edibles for the first time ever, and got high for the first time since May 24, 2001, with 3 separate audio clips, then this is also the podcast for you.I also tell you about the time my grandparents got me a "Master of my Domain" Seinfeld shirt from...
2021-04-012h 31Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 77Recorded at 5am on Saturday, March 20th, it's Episode 77 of Birthday Boy Podcast!Only an idiot would quit his job in the middle of a pandemic with nothing lined up at the time...and I am that idiot. And it paid off, because I'm about to enjoy a week off before starting the new gig I landed last week.I hate sleep and wish we didn't need itI've never cared less about the NCAA Tournament than this year's tournament. Seinfeld is just as funny as it was when it first...
2021-03-291h 36Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 76My new idea for a streaming serviceTaking steps to turn shit around this weekThe unmasked goons at the Toyota Dealership rifling through boxes of pizza with their disgusting pizza hands and covid mouthDo I want my friends to die before me or die before my friends? My sneaky competitive natureMore podcast therapy for Johnny Boy
2021-03-152h 30Birthday Boy Podcast***BDB Classic: Birthday Boy Podcast: Episode 9 - Bank LifeGoing back to June 28, 2019 for a very special "Bank Life" episode of Birthday Boy Podcast. Enjoy this classic episode!
2021-03-081h 242021-02-222h 01Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 74Oops! I recorded this on President's Day and forgot to actually post it.I talk about video games, tv shows, VR, and all the entertainment that I am / am not consuming at the moment, as well as my Super Bowl 55 recap and thoughts on people's thoughts on the halftime show
2021-02-2158 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 73 - Part 3: Therapist Couch Time and 6th Grade StoriesPart 3: I use the podcast as my personal therapy couch yet again as I complain about work, stress, anxiety, perfectionism and everything else that is ruining life at the moment, Plus, we wrap it up with some fun and humiliating stories from 6th Grade Johnny Boy.
2021-02-071h 14Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 73 - Part 2: Super Bowl 55 PredictionsPart 2: My picks and analysis of what's to come tonight as Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs battle Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Super Bowl 55!
2021-02-0731 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 73 - Part 1: Royal Rumble FeedbackPart 1 of this week's podcast features Johnny Boy giving his thoughts on last week's WWE Royal Rumble event
2021-02-0729 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 72Episode 72 is here!My 2021 Royal Rumble Predictions - who's gonna win?Getting into it with the free sample lady at Costco and a POSITIVE interaction with the checkout helperPick your quarantine houseMy life in VR
2021-01-311h 13Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 71I'm back with a full episode 71 recorded entirely on my phone.NFL picks for the Conference championshipsmore complaining on what a crappy 3 weeks this year has been so farWhy didn't the old neighbor bother to help Kevin in Home Alone at ANY of the multiple times he became aware of Kev's situation before Christmas Eve?Costco fun at the checkout Helping the Domino pizza driver find where she was going The spectacular end of a not-at-all spectacular friendship, and how all the racists who get...
2021-01-242h 16Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 70 - HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR 2020!The Holiday Spectacular is HERE!Wommack Family Insanity and singing!Filthy Fritz returnsMy hatred of frat partiesThe time I got so high I couldn't moveChristmas Duet with CamFreddie Fist BumpMonster Truck showsNFLHow much of a nerd I was as a kidChristmas Moviesand so much moreMost ambitious Episode Yet!
2020-12-183h 02Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 69Back at it again with episode 69!NFL PicksSounding Board Theater returns!Fuddbone and his infinite self-ownsGetting texts from good friendsSirius XM Holiday ChannelsNate, Puddintane, and the Regional BustersChristmas Chronicles 2Good news to end the year / start the new yearGrandma Klif tells Kliffy all about the new Holiday T-shirtand tons more!
2020-12-131h 19Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 68Episode 68 is here! Come for the first 20 minutes...stay for the final 70Grandma Klif, Uncle Klif and Cousin Klif are contestants on the hit gameshow "Screaming Orgasm or Christmas Surprise"NFL picks for week 13Fan FeedbackGetting Fired from KB Toys for not wearing socksBasil Marceaux's viral Christmas hit from 2010Jedi Fallen Orderand tons more!!
2020-12-071h 34Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 67It's a Thanksgiving turkey-sized episode of Birthday Boy for Episode 67:NFL picks for week 12My Bob Barker dream being ruined by the alarm clockThanksgiving parade and how much I HATE the Macy's Parade SantaBig Bird's voice is horribleThe satisfaction of not seeing giant Trump signs anymoreBob Hope and the 1994 Macy's ParadeMy time as a Newsroom intern at the local CBS affiliate in New YorkKimmie's hilarious Venmo messages, and Cam asking if we were getting a divorce after...
2020-11-271h 39Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 66This week, I've got some thoughts on Thanksgiving/Covid, the holidays in general, holiday meals, as well as the story of how Transphobe Gina Carano blocked me on twitter, some parking lot hi-jinx, thoughts on video games, the Fresh Prince reunion, NFL picks for week 11, how much I love Succession on HBO (as I'm coming to the end of my 3rd viewing of both seasons) and am psyched that they've finally started shooting season 3, plus Grandma Klif calls to invite Kliffy to Thanksgiving dinner, and much more!
2020-11-222h 13Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 65It's a post-election jam-packed episode, including:Prank calls to the Trump voter fraud lineGrandma Klif, Uncle Klif and Cousin Klif calling the voter fraud lineFour Seasons LandscapingNFL Picks for Week 10TV shows I'm watchingBuying Nuts at CostcoAnd TONS more
2020-11-141h 55Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 64Finally back with the first full Birthday Boy Podcast in 3 weeks!Fall drives and Ice SkatingNFL Picks for Week 7A lovely gift from a great friendI thought my parents would be proud of me for using the C-word. (They were not)I keep getting Fatima's Voicemails (and how I plan to stop this from happening)Old ladies like to cut bigger pieces of cake for fat people like meTrying to return chestnuts to CostcoEddie VanHalen TributeKliffy...
2020-10-242h 05Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 63NFL picks for week 4The kids' playing habits / imaginationsPeople who think upstate NY is expensive and how they have no ideaHow trump has been pretending to be a businessman and how people still believe he's anything but a giant racist fraudHow great it was to see dozens of Biden / Harris signs in Trump country this weekendCreating a businessman character of my own so as to be able to buy beer when I was underage Classic Klif call / Kliffinator
2020-10-041h 45Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 62My 14-2 record picking NFL games last weekendGordon Hayward missing the birth of his kid to play basketballWhy no teams in Charlotte will ever win a championshipElbert gifting me with Bobcats tickets back in the dayNew Console disappointment The New Fleet Foxes AlbumClassic Grandma KlifAnd more!
2020-09-251h 13Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 61It's another action-packed Birthday Boy Podcast!Sounding Board TheaterGetting retweeted by Quibi for promoting their service as a great way to watch TV while on the toiletNEW PODCAST COVER ART from the insanely talented Jay Cook!NFL Recap of week 1 and Week 2 picksComments on the live Celtics / Heat Game 2Spending ALL of last weekend playing Castlevania like a childUsing Mind powers to try and resurrect the dead and convince my dad to buy me NES back in 1988Matt Phelps...
2020-09-182h 33Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 60This is a King-Sized episode of Birthday Boy, in which I talk about everything:Local shitty Albany radio DJs from the 80s and 90sRanger DangerShaving my face for the first time since 2003Getting Sneakers at CostcoMy love of Video GamesMario's 35th BirthdayInviting myself over to Shemo's to play his SNES gamesHigh Score, the Netflix Video Game DocCobra Kai, Karate Kid 3 and what I want to see in season 3Ice Skating Lessons and...
2020-09-113h 15Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 59Episode 59 is here!My Top 3 Favorite TV Shows that I've Discovered during QuarantineHow much I've enjoyed walking around Boston with my kids all summer longThe shirtless dude waving to me several times on my walk, and BOTH times he was not waving to me at allThe drunk guy falling on his face right in front of me at 8am while wheeling a case of beer back from ShawsAnd all kinds of other bullshit
2020-08-281h 25Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 58TONS to talk about on this Super-Sized version of the Birthday Boy Podcast:Watching Card Sharks (or Card Sharts) until 2:30 in the morning on the game show channelLack of respect for time travel in the Terminator moviesThe busy last few days I'm officially just "fat" instead of morbidly obese, and it feels so good!Last of Us 2Cookie Crisp Cereal"Beats Shoveling Snow"Lionel RichieProstitutes for the ElderlyCart return 3 Stooges at ShawsDish...
2020-08-102h 14Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 57So I was tagged in a post by a passive racist this week, and proceeded to shut them down in every possible way...they did not take it well. You won't believe their response, but you'll hear all about it in Episode 57.Also, this week's jam-packed show:I had a dream that there was a musical called "Becoming Bronson Pinchot" starring Brendan Frasier and Padget Brewster. Speaking of Pinchot, he's in a 2013 movie called "Kung Fu and Titties"Freddie Fist Bump and I had more interactions this week after I tried...
2020-08-012h 01Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 56Oh man, I've got some stuff to say today...I actually met Bork...and I have the meaning of "Bork." It's a Birthday Boy Exclusive!Freddy Fist Bump and I talking shop at the grocery storeKilling Mosquitos in mid-air is so satisfyingGiving up Subway seats to kids...WTF?!Paranoia about everything Andy Williams and Johnny Mathis are fucking terribleMore ranting about how stupid we are for spending $5B to feed birdsUncle Klif (the original) calls Klif about his new...
2020-07-251h 38Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 55Oh man, what a show for you this week!Happy Birthday to Dubba J and Nate + Some new CAMEO videos to share Celtics, Patriots, Cam NewtonAre you anti-mask or a smart person?Making old man soundsGetting texts from TrumpMy big hairA NEW CALL from a NEW CHARACTER! "Auntie Klif" calls her nephewAfter doing live shows, taking a long break, and doing 3 so-so shows, I kinda feel like I got my groove back in this one. I hope you...
2020-07-181h 46Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 54Independence Day (The Movie and the Day)Riding bikes around BostonCam Newton on the PatriotsGarage Band Tunes made by me, Cailyn and CamrynIce Hands, Motex, Kramer, Hot Buns Howard, Creepy Eyes and YabbaNew Neighbors (No more Bork)My freestyle Rap called "Dacho Grooves"And tons more!
2020-07-111h 29Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 53Season 2, Episode 2 is here!Freddie Fist Bump finally recognizes me at the grocery store;Aunt Jemima Movie idea;Dickturd ain't gonna have his liberties taken away;Splash Mountain / Princess and the FrogCancelling White Jesus? Where do I sign up?FB Moron UpdateWankum's Wacky Weekend WeatherA nice email from NateKliffy Cheeseburgers calls Klif for the first time
2020-06-271h 22Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 52After a month-long hiatus, the Birthday Boy Podcast is back! New Intro, new music, same Birthday BoyCameos from Kevin McDonald and Hacksaw Jim DugganThe end of Bork and Grau? Sounding Board TheaterDirtpile matches and almost getting choked out by an MMA fighterSwearing golfersUncle Klif DDS makes his debut, as he urges Klif to call back and make an appointment at his dental office: "Mouth Pleasures"It's good to be back!
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Johnny MnminuteJohnny Boy, My Ass!After a brief and awkward discussion of the very familiar current events, your hosts examine the 20th minute of Johnny Mnemonic, in which Takahashi throws shade at Shinji, and Johnny Boy drives around in a Checker cab.
2020-06-0532 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 51It's the SEASON 1 FINALE, and the 9th consecutive LIVE Episode!I'm joined by 4 special guests, and we are going to have a BLAST together! Just Nate stops by for a great conversationKliffy himself makes a special appearance (without whom there would be no podcast)And I couldn't think of 2 better people to close up shop with than Nate D and Shemo.It's unlike any other episode, and perhaps the one I'm most proud of, thanks to such great friends. Enjoy!
2020-05-231h 36Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 50The 8th Consecutive LIVE Birthday Boy Podcast is here! COVID-related Sounding Board TheaterStories from my childhood (several tantrums)20 years before Larry David's spite store, I had an idea for a spite store of my own...a spite restaurant, to be specificWhen I first met Kimmie (and what a huge bitch she was)My Kevin McDonald Cameo present for KimmieKim's mastery of many a 4-letter wordThe Miserable Mile (my new workout video conept)OJ's Don Shula EulogyKliffyoke...
2020-05-161h 50Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 49The 7th Consecutive LIVE Podcast is in the books:Laziness would be a diagnosis if it weren't for the fact that everyone who has it is waiting for someone else to add it to the medical journalsScreaming unspeakable words while failing to lift a box out of another box in a parking lotKliffy DreamsHow flossing my teeth will lead to my demise / Walgreens and the COVIDI am Kliffy's dark god and he should bow to meNate's ill-fated pitch for "The Workplace" tv...
2020-05-092h 09Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 48The 6th consecutive LIVE Birthday Boy Podcast is HERE! The enigma that is: Princess PJsHow do I get into being a Webcam Boy?My first ever original joke from when I was 5 years oldQuarantine Shows I'm watchingEnergy VampiresPlugging a new Podcast called Myths and the Monster ManualIn-person-me vs. Text-message-meThe New Saved By the BellAwesome Shout Out from "Just Nate" Kliffyoke (Karaoke: Wommack Style) featuring Lionel Richie, Hansen, Madonna and more!
2020-05-022h 10Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 47Another LIVE episode of Birthday Boy is here! A Second consecutive week of Kliffy-oke (hear all the Klif family members mangle tons of classic hits from Tina Turner, Abba, Elton John, Weather Girls, Murray Head, Nena, Wham and other legendary artists!OJ is now on Tik TokFilthy Fritz is back with more tales from Knob New HampshireLots of interactive fun from the Facebook Live feedAnd More!
2020-04-251h 56Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 46The 4th consecutive LIVE Birthday Boy Podcast is here:The first ever Interactive Karaoke: Womack Style (aka Kliffyoke), featuring all your favorite characters singing some classic tunes!Interactive discussion / play along of popular TV Theme TunesSounding Board Theater featuring more Granite State StupidityA story of me, a video game, a broken window, and my scramble to fix itAnd tons more!
2020-04-181h 55Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 45The 3rd Consecutive Live Podcast is here!Trips to Costco and the Receipt Checker being extra niceNobody knows what arrows meanWrestlemania 36 Boneyard MatchScottish Uncle Klif calls KliffyJustin Timberlake helping the world by going to MontanaAnd More
2020-04-111h 12Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 44Another live Birthday Boy Podcast is here! OJ thinks Carole Baskin Murdered her husband...gee i wonder why?Sounding Board Theater I talk to the REAL Klif Wommack. He is a LEGEND. Grandma Klif calls Klif for help measuring her ample bosom The Klifs sing happy birthday to KlifMy dream about leaving Shemo for dead at Stewarts Audience InteractionAND TONS MORE! This was my personal favorite Podcast that I've ever done. I hope you enjoy it.
2020-04-041h 43Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 43The First EVER Live Birthday Boy Podcast! Johnny Boy tells the classic "Le Poopie" storyThe Klifs are NOT happy about last weekOur Neighbors are NOT social distancing Live Audience Interaction on the FB Live ChatAND A LAST MINUTE BONUS: THE REAL KLIF CALLS THE SHOW!
2020-03-282h 04Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 42Less than 24 hours later I have a BRAND NEW Episode 42 Podcast for You!Costco Line Wrapped Around the storeCoronavirus Edition of Sounding Board TheaterDark Side of the Ring Season 2JUST NATE PERFORMING LIVE FROM THE BASEMENT AT 7PM TONIGHT! YOU NEED TO TUNE IN!BRAND NEW CALL from Grandma Klif, Uncle Klif, Macho Man Kliffy Savage and Kliffy Baseball, who are Pandemic Shopping at the Wholesale Club, and Kliffy forgot to pick them up!
2020-03-211h 12Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 41Episdode 41 is here! NOW ON iHEART RADIOWishing Shemo a Happy BirthdayTrumpet Man ChallengeTB to TBCostco and the ButcherHorsefucker and the case of the brainless hypocrite Spring Break Corona College Idiot EditionA Classic Kliffy Baseball Call Some Childhood MemoriesAnd tons More
2020-03-212h 30Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 40Episode 40 of Birthday Boy is here! It's a very special Coronacast, where I talk about the craziness going on right now, as well as a story about selling coupons door-to-door, and also Grandma Klif needs help in the worst possible way. Spend some of your quarantine with me, enjoying Episode 40!
2020-03-141h 37Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 39Episode 39 is here: More Cutco storiesAn idiotic story from my childhoodSounding Board Theater OJ is prepping for the Coronavirus A sweet story about CamGrandma Klif is the #1 milker on the farm AND TONS MORE!
2020-03-082h 10Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 38It's a jam-packed episode of Birthday Boy!I talk about my time as a Cutco Knife salesman, (including slicing my finger, making a drunk pitch, and mule-kicking some dude I was forced to bunk with at a sales conference because he was snoringThe classic "Grape Lady" YouTube video and Ronnie PickeringA voicemail that can help me make $10,000 PER WEEK! I can't pass this up!Talkin' Weiners with AlexGetting to see John Cena live and boo Goldberg at WWE SmackdownA new cold on top...
2020-03-012h 28Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 37Episode 37 is here! I still have a cold, but managed to talk about Mr Krabs fucking a whale on Spongebob; more ranting about going on cruises; and a bunch of shit that annoys me! Enjoy!
2020-02-231h 49Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 36Cruises are the worst; the handshake gotsta go; I finally figured out which one is Huey, which one is Dewy and which one is Louie; more ratting out parking lot violators at the Y; and not much else because I'm sick. Again. for the 3rd fucking time in as many months.
2020-02-1755 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 35It's a Jam-packed Super Bowl Sunday edition of Birthday Boy! - Superbowl prediction - Mummy or Minecraft Villager Gameshow- I went to Fitchburg MA and now I wish I had never been born- Royal Rumble 2020 thoughts / Edge returns from retirement!- Conversation between a piano mover and a guy who needs furniture moved- SNL with JJ Watt, and Luke Combs / Country Music in general- Cousin Klif calls with a Super Bowl Sunday Dilemma AND TONS MORE!
2020-02-021h 35Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 34Episode 34 is Here!Costco Receipt checkers HATE me for some reason;I'm the parking lot hero the YMCA needs, but not the one it deserves;Bringing 3,000 year-old Egyptian mummies to life....kinda The 2020 WWE Royal RumbleSome thoughts on Curb Your EnthusiasmUncle Klif calls KlifAnd MORE!
2020-01-2600 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 33Episode 33 is here! 2020 Oscar Nominees;My Ice Bucket Challenge Video from 2014; Sounding Board Theater;Sad OJ Simpson;NFL Playoffs;Spot-on Imitations of Mike Greenberg, Lou Holtz, Bill Walton, and othersDr. Duxtable calls Klif about his new Juice Bar;AND MORE!
2020-01-2000 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 32Episode 32 is here: Recapping the day in Boston; Recapping the holidays; Movies of 2019; The Fanatic; Grandma Klif calls... AND MORE!
2020-01-122h 09Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Special Presentation - SlamCast Episode 2 (July 1, 2010)Enjoy this special presentation of SlamCast: Episode 2, from July 1st, 2010. The final Slamcast ever. ...for now
2020-01-041h 20Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Christmas Eve Bonus EpisodeSome Movies / Shows i left off the list last week, Rise of Skywalker, NFL Picks and more in this fun-filled Christmas Eve Bonus Birthday Boy Podcast Bonanza!
2019-12-2456 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 31 - HOLIDAY SPECTACULARBiggest Birthday Boy Podcast Yet - 1.) Grandma Klif calls Klif to share her excitement about the "Merry Klifmas" shirts she ordered...but uh oh, there's a printing error! 2.) We join the Wommack family at the Holiday Spectacular, brought to you by Uncle Ben's Rice. 3.) Taking the kids to Santa 4.) The kids' liberal use of the word "titties" and an exclusive clip 5.) Sounding Board Theater 6.) Superfan email from Kari Dumass 7.) Don't call me Kyoshi 8.) A filthy story from Filthy Fritz Wetherbee 9.) NFL Pi...
2019-12-193h 05Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 30Episode 30 has arrived! - Thanksgiving / Wedding Recap - Home Alone 2 Bird Lady - My Top Spotify Songs - Whamageddon - NFL Predictions for Week 15 - Classic Klif Call - Watching the Watchmen And lots more!
2019-12-112h 28Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Special Presentation - SlamCastIt's a busy week, so as a cop-out, er, special presentation, I'm gifting you with my very first podcast from 2010: SlamCast.
2019-12-061h 33Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast - Happy Thanksgiving / NFL PicksNo podcast this week, but here's a special Thanksgiving Greeting as well as my NFL picks for week 13 ENJOY!
2019-11-2807 minBirthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 29Episode 29 is here! I'm sick and feel like garbage. Listen to my voice change throughout the podcast as I fight off violent coughing fits. I talk about our recent trip to NYC, the overrated bird that is the Thanksgiving Turkey, Florida Man, TV Shows, NFL picks, a classic Grandma Klif call...AND MORE!
2019-11-221h 35Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 28I attempt to mask my cough as I plough through Episode 28: NFL results from last week and picks for this week; Initial thoughts on Disney + and my multiple viewings of Mandalorian; Splashua = Fun, YOU BET! YMCA and Costco Mishaps; Lots of discussions on Commercials for some reason; Uncle Klif calls Kliffy to voice his dismay with the Disney+ service ...and tons more!
2019-11-141h 25Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 27I need new headphones...or do I? The legend of BDL The extreme awkwardness of interacting with other parents Halloween Recap Takaka, Goldust and Sheembuckle Dr Klif Duxtable calls Kliffy NFL results and picks And More!
2019-11-082h 04Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 26I'm talking about my NFL picks for week 9 as well as how my picks went for week 8; Spooky Stories with OJ Simpson; A message from Michael Jackson's Ghost; Filthy Fritz Wetherbee's Haunted New Hampshire; Grandma Klif calls to leave a voicemail memory about a little accident little Kliffy had when he was a kid and saw Elvira at a Haunted House
2019-10-301h 30Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 25Episode 25 is here! I'm recapping my NFL picks and making new picks for this week; Some Halloween Stories; Sounding Board Theater; What I think about "Live Laugh Love" bumper stickers (you can probably guess) Fanmail from Superfan Nate Duell, of All Star Plumbing; Kliffy Baseball; Gabe Swaggart is a sack of shit (and so is anyone who goes to a mega church); VSCO Girls and sksksksk; And More!
2019-10-252h 36Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 24This week, I complain about strangers texting me on Facebook; we listen to a horrendously hilarious Pokemon Go song on Youtube; read some superfan texts; I talk about my thoughts on "Abominable" and "It: Chapter 2," as well as my love of Transformers the Movie. Plus, Impromptu NFL Picks, a Wiff Klommack update and The Kliffinator calls Kliffy
2019-10-172h 24Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 23Wiff Klommack applies for a job, my night at AEW live, Sounding Board Theater deals with dog shit, Grandpa Klif, and my new Halloween Single sweaping the nation!
2019-10-112h 03Birthday Boy PodcastBIrthday Boy Podcast Episode 22Back Door Fronty, Recruiters, Filthy Fritz, Doomis on the Radio, Christian Did It, Grandma Klif, and tons more
2019-10-051h 55Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 21This week I talk about Wheelchairs and elderly at the YMCA, as well as OJ, idiot dads on Twitter and the Grocery Store, the "I Was Prey" TV Show, a non-podcast shout-out from Ru Paul and tons more Oh and Grandpa Klif calls Kliffy
2019-09-281h 58Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 20I recap our trip to Norway, but mostly complain about people on the airplane. Grandma Klif calls Kliffy from the Fjords
2019-09-192h 29Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 19 Part 2Part 2 of the Super Sized Birthday Boy Podcast Episode 19 is here: Filthy Fritz spins another filthy yarn; OJ is outta Luck; Terminator Timelines; Excited for All Elite Wrestling; a Kliffy Call and tons more!
2019-08-291h 29Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 19 Part 1It's another SUPER SIZED episode of Birthday Boy, split into 2 parts. Part 1: My time in the Talented and Gifted Program in Elementary School Idiots at the Butcher Marthe Cohn: Hearing the amazing tale of a 99 year old Holocaust Survivor, and then having to witness the imbecillic things people had to say to her afterword.
2019-08-292h 12Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 18This week, I present to you: no bits, no musical numbers, no sitcoms. Just me talking, like the old days of Birthday Boy (i.e., May and June of this year). - I talk about the "Mister Focker" kid from the Children's Museum; - Letting 'em rip early one morning in my office, just SECONDS before the CFO of the bank came in to sit with me; - The very nice, sweet thing my oldest once had the opportunity to say to Hillary Clinton one time, as well as the hilarious thing I s...
2019-08-232h 10Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 17The Pilot Episode of "Kliffy's Place" is here! The entire Wommack Gang owns and operates a Bar in Historic Beacon Hill in Boston. What Hijinx will they get into? Woodstock 99 Some TV I'm watching this summer OJ gets serious Taking the kiddos to see "Crawl" and more!
2019-08-162h 20Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 16This week, I introduce the Birthday Bot 3000; Dirty Fritz Wetherbee (or Filth Wetherbee or Inappropriate Wetherbee) is back with another yarn; Sounding Board Theater; Conversations with Kimmie; An ad for the newest fall TV series: Kliffy's Place; A Kliffy Prank Call; A Humiliating Story about falling asleep in front of the computer with my pants down; AND MORE!
2019-08-092h 06Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 15OJ Simpson, Sounding Board Theater, Greg Olsen, Greg Williams, NFL, Inappropriate Fritz Wetherbee, Seeing Lion King, Toy Story and Spiderman at the Drive In Theater, Kliffy Baseball and MORE! Episode 15 is the BEST ONE YET!
2019-08-022h 05Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 14: Part 2KB Toys & Barnes and Noble Prank Calls; Nate and me getting kicked out of Fab 60's class in High School; My bleeding tongue; Sounding Board Theater; Dr Huxtable calls Klif, and tons more!
2019-07-271h 29Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 14: Part 1The Great John Turgeon passed away this week, and I've got some stories to tell as I say goodbye to a one-of-a-kind individual, gone too soon; I talk about New Hampshire Newscasts, Fake Fritz Wetherbee stories, Connecting with old friends, Scooby and his Swing Set, Using the Women's Room at Work, and more!
2019-07-271h 17Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 13Episode 13 is here! Meth Gators, OJ, Sounding Board Theater, and the Wommacks go Broadway! I talk about having my balls toggled and my toenails clipped at the Doctor this week, as well as Kemba Walker, the new Cats Movie. Plus, OJ and the fake twitter account, Sounding Board Theater, and the entire Wommack family has a new CD of Broadway tunes! Grandma Klif calls Kliffy from the beach And TONS MORE!
2019-07-201h 56Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 12This is a Super-Sized 2 hour Episode, filled with OJ, Sounding Board Theater, More Myrtle Beach Stories, Swimming Pool Nonsense, My Fleet Foxes "Audition," Outtakes of me swearing at the computer, Klif Calls, Barkeater and MORE
2019-07-151h 59Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 11Barnes & Noble Bowling Story; Door-Dash Pizza Man story; Vacation Stuff, and Macho Man Randy Savage Calls Kliffy
2019-07-121h 28Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 10A very Special Boy Podcast, coming to you from Da Beach. It's mostly a string of recordings I made while sitting on my ass and talking into my phone, as well as Uncle Klif calling from the Summer Spectacular. I will share may beach-front musings on how much the beach sucks, how much beach volleyball sucks, and how much, well, lots of things suck.
2019-07-051h 22Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 9Episode 9 is a very special podcast! I act out the Pilot Episode of Bank Life, which is a sitcom I hope to fully create one of these days. It's a bit of a different episode, but one I wanted to get out there for you to check out. In addition, I read some of Klif "Spitzilla: The Lyrical Miracle" Wommack's old rhymes from 2015. And not one, but TWO Klif Voicemails today. Grandpa Klif makes his debut on the Pod, as well as a response from Grandma Klif.
2019-06-281h 24Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 8Back-To-Back Birthday Boy Podcast Episodes in One Day! I split Episode 7 into Episode 7 AND 8, not unlike Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows movies. I talk about my Job Interview in a Van, Bobby the Janitor, OJ, Cousin Klif calls Klif and MORE!
2019-06-251h 03Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 7This was originally a much longer episode, but instead, Episode 7 became Episode 7 AND Episode 8. It's the Deathly Hallows of Podcasts This week, I talk going full Pukey Charles all over the Magic Kingdom in Orlando; Bike Path Updates; and a call from Klif's namesake. He's a DOCTOR!
2019-06-251h 30Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 6This week on Episode 6, I play more from our favorite (alleged) murderer, OJ Simpson; as well as my Theory of Joyce; Sounding Board Theater, Grandma Klif makes a call; WrestleFest, The Bike Path; Wooderson's Moral Compass and a whole lot more! It's an early release of Ep 6 and this week is JAM PACKED!
2019-06-201h 45Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 5Please enjoy this very special Episode 5 of The Birthday Boy Podcast. ...On A SUNDAY?!?!?!? WHAAAA?!?!?! Today I provide some Road Rash follow-ups; Talk about Aladin; Talk about "Lil Golfey" at Cam's Golf Class; Talk about my fun encounter with the desk employee at Launch Trampoline Park; Welcome OJ Simpson, who is DEFINITELY NOT a murderer, to the world of Twitter, and talk about the first time I got high. Happy Father's Day!
2019-06-171h 21Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 4This week I've got some things to say about Summer, Sports, BBQs, things with "Fest" in the title, "Godzilla: King of Monsters," and perhaps most importantly of all, friendship and the Road Rash Book.
2019-06-151h 20Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 3It's a new record for Johnny Boy! My previous Podcast lasted 2 episodes (or DID it??????), and today I made it to EPISODE THREE! I talk about Weight Watchers, my Edison Club Swim Team victory, dealing with people at the kids' dance recitals and MORE! I also play clips from a FB Live Prank; and a new Voicemail from Grandma Klif!
2019-06-081h 36Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 2This week I talk about my last 2 sucky Birthdays, as well as a few small stories from the YMCA, Costco and the Grocery Store
2019-05-311h 11Birthday Boy PodcastBirthday Boy Podcast Episode 1Johnny Boy sits down to celebrate his birthday and kick off his new podcast. Lots of stories and a prank voicemail
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