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Best FrenemiesEpisode #87: The Big Jazz TradeChristopher came out of retirement one last time to break down the monumental trade that sent Jalen Hood-Schifino to the Utah Jazz. This episode would have been timely… except Johnny took seven days to edit it, and in that time, the Jazz flipped Jalen to another team. So yeah, there’s really no point in uploading this. Don’t even know why I’m doing it.But hey, while you're here—Christopher and Johnny also discuss the Top 5 executive orders they'd sign if elected president, break down the movie The Presence, and share their latest recommenda...2025-02-121h 15Best FrenemiesEpisode #86: From the Vault – 1986!Don’t call it a comeback! Christopher has officially left the podcast, and that’s his final word! But, straight from the Best Frenemies Vault, we’re bringing you a special throwback episode from 1986. Johnny and Christopher reminisce as they share their Top 5 favorite TV shows of the year. They also dive into three iconic films from ’86: Top Gun, Aliens, and Stand By Me. Plus, they throw in some recommendations, including the hot new single “BURN” by Roof On Fire, featuring Donnie Darko (Best Frenemies’ very own announcer) as a band member.2024-09-101h 30Best FrenemiesEpisode #85: I quit!Johnny and Christopher as they embark on a hilarious and nostalgic journey through seven years of Best Frenemies! In this episode, our dynamic duo gives their Top 5 memories from the show. Movies? Check. TV? You bet. Books? Well, Christopher’s got that covered since Johnny's idea of reading is the menu at Del Taco. 2024-06-091h 02Best FrenemiesEpisode #84: Dune 2 Electric BoogalooJohnny and Christopher return after a long hiatus, revealing their Top 5 activities instead of recording a new episode. They delve into their thoughts on Dune 2, share recommendations, and give shout-outs to their peeps who recently earned their black belts.2024-03-301h 01Best FrenemiesEpisode #83: Five-Day EditJohnny and Christopher are back! It took Johnny five days to edit this podcast. Why? Who knows? He’s a busy guy with a multitude of important commitments. In this episode, the duo unveils their Top 5 favorite vacations. Prepare to be entertained as they delve into Christopher’s recent trip to Japan, strategically aimed at making Johnny green with envy. Meanwhile, Johnny appears to have lost all sense of reason, a phenomenon expertly showcased in the Conspiracy Corner segment.Christopher also spills the beans on some noteworthy news that has earned him the moniker “Hollywood Chris...2024-02-031h 26Best FrenemiesEpisode #82: Johnny and Christopher are the same age!Johnny and Christopher return triumphantly in this episode, discovering an uncanny revelation—they're the same age! The duo delves into the Top 5 things they wish they had done before hitting the big 5-0. Expect laughs, reflections, and perhaps a touch of regret as they navigate the uncharted waters of midlife contemplation.Of course, no episode is complete without their signature segment, "Conspiracy Corner," where they unravel the mysteries that keep them up at night. From the bizarre to the unbelievable, Johnny and Christopher explore the intriguing world of conspiracies.And they re...2023-12-201h 10Best FrenemiesEpisode #81: Mind MeltersJoin Johnny and Christopher as they embark on a journey through the intersections of cars and consciousness. The duo delves into their Top 5 cars featured in movies, ranging from iconic classics to cutting-edge futuristic speedsters. A special guest identified only as "Michael," a psychedelic facilitator, sheds light on the transformative benefits of psychedelic medicine for mental health. Brace yourself for an enlightening discussion as the trio explores the potential of these mind-altering substances and their profound impact on overall well-being.Johnny and Christopher share their recommendations and give a big shoutout to their sponsor Magic...2023-11-271h 20Best FrenemiesEpisode #80: Spooktacular Scares and Mind-Expanding WondersJoin Johnny and Christopher as they return to celebrate the spookiest season with a Halloween-themed episode! In this spine-tingling installment, the dynamic duo reveals their Top 5 favorite Halloween costumes and introduces a brand-new segment: "Conspiracy Corner."Dive into thrilling discussions about the Netflix movie "Reptile," the series "Encounters," and the mysterious "Monsters of California."But that's not all - the boys have a special treat for their listeners! They encourage you to visit https://www.magicmind.com/frenemies and use the exclusive discount code: FRENEMIES20. Discover the magic of Magic Mind...2023-10-201h 16Best FrenemiesEpisode #79: King of WrongJohnny and Christopher take a trip down memory lane as they encounter technical difficulties reminiscent of their early days as podcast rookies – a reminiscent mishap involving the misplacement of the opening segment. Originally a segment of sheer brilliance, now relegated to what one might call "sloppy seconds," the hosts invite you to join in and share a laugh at the twist of fate.Tune in as the duo delves into Johnny's intriguing preoccupation with UFOs, Bigfoot, and a medley of other "less-than-serious" subjects. The episode takes an enlightening turn as they unveil their personal Top 5 em...2023-08-301h 01Best FrenemiesEpisode #78: Web of LiesIn the much-awaited 78th episode of Best Frenemies, the gang makes a thunderous return following an unexpected two-month hiatus. But what caused the lengthy break? Get ready for an extraordinary adventure as Johnny, the quirky and inquisitive co-host, plunges into a labyrinth of conspiracy theories centered around UFOs and gray aliens. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, skepticism, and unforeseen twists as Christopher feigns attention while Johnny navigates the uncharted waters, putting their strained relationship to the test.Amidst the laughter and banter, the duo presents their Top 5 tales of karma, poetic justice...2023-07-2056 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #77: Credit JohnnyJohnny expects credit for everything. Remember that time you enjoyed a Shirley Temple? According to Johnny, it was his favorite drink a decade ago, so he believes he deserves credit for your newfound appreciation. And let's not forget that if you mention your love for Star Wars, Johnny will eagerly take credit for that, too, citing his proclamation of it being his favorite movie thirty years ago. On the other hand, if you had a terrible dining experience at a restaurant, it's Christopher's fault.In this episode, the boys give their Top 5 things they should...2023-05-261h 17Best FrenemiesEpisode #76: Two-Month Hiatus!Johnny and Christopher are back after a two-month hiatus! (Hiatus sounds better than they didn’t record for two months.) They give their Top 5 reasons why it’s better to train at AOJ/garage, and the takeaway is they’re “conscious uncoupling” their Jiu-Jitsu journeys. They discuss the John Wick franchise. And they recommend some stuff. (Christopher recommends two things, so he nailed this part of the podcast.) 2023-04-0350 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #75: Rainbows and UnicornsThis is the non-bummer episode to cleanse the palate after the last one. All fun and games! We ignore all the drama in the world and focus on a friendship between two men based on rolling around with each other in pajamas or something like that. In this episode, Johnny and Christopher give their Top 5 things they’d rather be doing than recording a podcast. They discuss HBO Max’s The Menu. And they recommend some stuff. 2023-01-301h 04Best FrenemiesEpisode #74: Ride or Die Christmas ConfidentialChristopher and Johnny are genuinely grateful for their friendship, and they hope everyone has a ride or die like they do for the dark times when the wheels come off. They do Top 5 things they’re grateful for in 2022, discuss The Christmas Story, and recommend some stuff. 2022-12-1755 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #73: Gobble Gobble the Boys SquabbleWe give thanks for the Best Frenemies Thanksgiving extravaganza! Johnny and Christopher get this episode in just under the wire. The boys give you a heaping portion of Top 5 overrated things, a serving of them discussing the new Taylor Sheridan show Tulsa King, and a dollop of recommendations. 2022-11-241h 07Best FrenemiesEpisode #72: Quitters Never Stop QuittingJohnny and Christopher need couples counseling. They bicker more in this episode than in any other. And while casting blame is not productive, it’s Johnny’s fault. When they’re not arguing, they give their top 5 fight scenes, discuss the film Bullet Train, and recommend some stuff. 2022-10-141h 01Best FrenemiesEpisode #71: Johnny’s FaultJohnny and Christopher are coming in hot during a heatwave! The episode is titled: Johnny’s Fault. You might be asking yourself, “What is Johnny’s fault?” Everything! Everything is Johnny’s fault. Queen Elizabeth just died, and Johnny’s involvement can’t be ruled out. There is an unbearable heatwave cooking Southern California, and Johnny vapes constantly, so is that too blame? Who can say? And Best Frenemies becoming a bi-monthly podcast has Johnny’s name written all over it. I rest my case! Top five ways to die. They discuss the House of the Dragon. And they recommend some s...2022-09-0951 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #70: Heavenly Seventy!Johnny and Christopher are getting out an episode before too many listeners start giving them crap. They share their Top 5 complaints from fans of the podcast. They discuss the Hulu series The Bear. And they recommend some stuff. 2022-07-2852 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #69: Everybody Calm Down!Johnny and Christopher are back just to shut up their fans. You’d think their podcast was the cure to cancer or something. “You’ve only recorded five episodes this year. What the hell?” You’ll get new episodes when you get new episodes! Johnny and Christopher live full lives (well, Christopher does. We don’t know what the hell Johnny does all day). In this episode, the boys give their Top 5 resentments. They discuss the new seasons of The Boys and Stranger Things. And they recommend some stuff. The Laker Chicken leaves a message on the smack-back line, which we don...2022-07-011h 11Best FrenemiesEpisode #68: Always preparedJohnny and Christopher are totally prepared for this episode. They are a well-oiled, podcasting machine. They have a new voicemail from a listener. They give Top 5 movies that better not get remade. They discuss the book and HBO Max series Tokyo Vice. And they recommend some stuff. 2022-05-1452 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #67: An Offer You Can’t RefuseJohnny and Christopher are dropping this episode to shut up their “fans” who take pleasure in harassing them to put out more episodes. Shut up already! Johnny and Christopher have lives. They do stuff. You’ll get the damn episode when you get the damn episode. They give their Top 5 bald people (Christopher thinks it is funny that he doesn’t make Johnny’s list). They discuss the Paramount+ series The Offer. And they recommend some stuff. 2022-05-051h 09Best FrenemiesEpisode #66: Blame Christopher!Johnny makes it clear that this episode is late because of Christopher. While Christopher will not confirm nor deny this charge, it was his fault because he has a job and stuff. The boys give their Top 5 conspiracy theories, they discuss HBO Max’s Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty, and they recommend some stuff. 2022-04-121h 02Best FrenemiesEpisode #65: Johnny’s Late EpisodeHear ye, hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known that Johnny is why this episode is so late! Christopher was ready to rock ‘n’ roll, but Johnny always had a reason for shining recording (those Tinder dates aren’t going to date themselves). In this late episode, the boys give the Top 5 celebrities they’ve met. They discuss the television and comic book series Deadly Class. And they recommend some stuff. 2022-03-061h 12Best FrenemiesEpisode #64: Praise Cheeses!Johnny and Christopher finally do their first episode of the new year. It’s been a month since they released a new episode, or, put another way, Johnny has gone on 27 Tinder dates during that time. The boys give their Top 5 cheesy things they own. They discuss the new season of Cobra Kai and the new series Peacemaker. As always, they recommend some stuff. Christopher thinks Johnny is suffering from atrophy from his long sabbatical from working. If interested in joining the intervention for Johnny, drop us a line at bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. 2022-01-2530 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #63: Making Sure It’s a Monthly Podcast!Johnny and Christopher squeak in an end-of-year episode. You’re welcome! They give their Top 5 favorite fight scenes. They discuss all their homies who were promoted to black belts. And they recommend some stuff. 2022 is right around the corner, and it’s going to be a challenging time for Johnny because he will have to get a job. Our thoughts and prayers go out to him in this trying time. If you’d like to contact Johnny with words of encouragement, shoot him an email at bestfrenemies69@gmail.com.2021-12-1852 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #62: FrenemiesgivingThis is our special Thanksgiving episode, but we don’t mention anything about the holiday because Johnny and Christopher are way too self-centered to be troubled with Thanksgiving. Christopher is thankful that he’ll be out of town and won’t have to deal with Johnny over the holiday. Johnny is thankful for home STD tests. The boys do Top 5 animals they wish they were. They discuss the television show Yellowstone. And they recommend some stuff. As always, Johnny is whining that I put our email address here: bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. 2021-11-221h 02Best FrenemiesEpisode #61: Dune PatrolJohnny and Christopher find time in their busy schedules to record a new episode. All the Tinder profiles aren’t going to swipe right without Johnny’s help, and Christopher and the Utah Jazz took the summer off to think about their relationship, but they’re back together and trying to make it work. The boys give their Top 5 teams/players/fans they hate. They discuss the new Dune. And they recommend some stuff. Johnny is being a little bitch and demanding our email go in this blurb: bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. Please send us an email saying how much Johnny...2021-11-031h 06Best FrenemiesEpisode #60: Bi-Monthly FamousAfter getting harassed by their most loyal fans, Johnny and Christopher grudgingly recorded a new episode. This is episode 60! Holy crap! Sixty episodes of gibberish. They do Top 5 Chris and Johhnys who are better than the Best Frenemies. Johnny thinks it’s funny that Chris’ favorite movie is about music—Almost Famous; they discuss the 20-year-old film for no particular reason. And they recommend some stuff. Download for free on iTunes, Spotify, and GooglePlay. 2021-09-301h 00Best FrenemiesEpisode #59: Professors Dumb & DumberWell, well, well, look who got promoted to black belts. Johnny might be the first person promoted to black belt who felt he deserved it. This episode clocks in over an hour because Johnny and Christopher talk about themselves. They do top 5 excuses, and then they recommend some stuff. Please hit them up with questions and suggestions at bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. 2021-08-201h 17Best FrenemiesEpisode #58: Gunning 4 Black BeltsJohnny and Christopher sit down with their Jiu-Jitsu professor Tainan Dalpra, who is a world-class Jiu-Jitsu competitor and all-around good guy—two things Johnny and Christopher are not. They give their Top 5 emotional scenes from movies, making the Best Frenemies come across as emotionally fragile. And they recommend some stuff. 2021-07-131h 33Best FrenemiesEpisode #57: Daisy FresherJohnny and Christopher are trying to get their act together to get more podcasts out to their tens of fans. In this episode, their friend Jean Patrol is mentioned twice. He claims he's from Brazil, but they have reason to believe he’s French Canadian. He’s worried being mentioned on the podcast will make people not like him “like how they don’t like Johnny and Christopher” (See?! He’s rude like a Frenchman.) The boys do Top 5 white trash guilty pleasures. They discuss the FloGrappling series Daisy Fresh: An American Jiu-Jitsu Story. They recommend some stuff. Johnny was a little put...2021-06-2655 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #56: Too Dumb to QuitJohnny and Christopher are back after an unplanned hiatus. A lot has happened. The Utah Jazz are still in the playoffs. Johnny is requesting dick pics be emailed to him at johnny.c5678@gmail.com (or a listener who doesn’t know Johnny or Christopher, please send a note telling us who you are). In this episode, they do Top 5 hobbies they should have started instead of Jiu-Jitsu. They discuss the FX show Mr. Inbetween. And they recommend some stuff. Download for free at iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and Amazon’s Audible.2021-06-1749 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #55: We Can’t Drive 55!Johnny and Christopher are coming in hot like an elderly couple making a run at the local joint for the early bird special. Top 5 things they love AND hate about the NBA season this year. They discuss the Hulu documentary Sasquatch. They recommend some stuff. Christopher proves he’s a #musichead by correctly guessing the 8-bit opening song—it was quite the moment.2021-05-0754 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #54: Bros before HoesJohnny and Christopher prove once again they will butcher most last names when they welcome brothers Alexis and Gustavo Fonseca of Autore Jiu-Jitsu. Top 5 things you wish your younger self knew. They recommend some stuff. And Prof Jeff drops by for #Comichead. Full disclosure: There aren’t any hoes in this episode unless you lump Johnny into this category. Christopher can’t be considered a hoe because his recent vasectomy won’t allow it—he’s a little too tender for hoeing.2021-04-191h 28Best FrenemiesEpisode #53: Your Mom!Johnny and Christopher are back after a month's hiatus because Johnny couldn’t get his act together. Seriously, Christopher is over him canceling times to record. Worst podcast partner ever. It’s fitting Top 5 insults is on this episode. They discuss Nico Walker’s novel Cherry that’s been adapted into an Apple TV movie. They recommend some stuff.2021-04-0655 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #52: One In A MillionJohnny and Christopher are back and show their singing range during the Top 5 best karaoke songs. They are seriously considering bringing back their band, the “Sh&tty Triangles.” They discuss the new Netflix series Murder Among Mormons. They recommend some stuff. And they record one of their worst segments to date with the return of Sebastian.2021-03-081h 02Best FrenemiesThe Covid Couple!Johnny and Christopher are back from their winter hiatus to ring in 2021! Hopefully, this year won’t suck like 2020. In this episode, they give Top 5 annoying things about the pandemic. They discuss the recently released Ernest Cline novel Ready Player 2. Ms. Jamie Reese stops by to defend herself from Johnny’s airing of grievances. And they recommend some stuff.2021-01-221h 24Best FrenemiesEpisode #50: Merrytallica!This is the 50th episode! How did that happen? Let’s be honest: Nobody thought Johnny and Christopher would release five episodes, much less 50. Well, screw our doubters! In this episode, the boys give their Top 5 Metallica songs. They discuss the television series Yellowstone. And they recommend some stuff. Also, they agree Boba Fett is dead and hasn’t returned from the Sarlacc Pit. Furthermore, they decide the Utah Jazz will win the 2021 NBA Championship.2020-12-1359 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #49: Girl TalkJohnny and Christopher outdo themselves in this episode. They discuss the new Bravo series The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Really? Whose idea was that? What’s next? Keeping up with the Kardashians? Their loyal listeners are well within their rights to never listen to this podcast ever again. I’d love to claim they redeem themselves with the Top 5 movies they wish were real, except Johnny has Twilight on his list. You know, the tween love triangle story between vampires and werewolves. Jesus. Your estrogen levels are going to spike listening to this episode. Maybe Prof Jeff will add...2020-11-141h 21Best FrenemiesEpisode #48: Best MatenemiesJohnny and Christopher bring you a very Australian episode. A shoutout to Christopher, who worked through some Aussie issues; he harbors resentments with Qantas flight crews and one Australian jiu-jitsu professor who antagonizes his foot lock game (the professor will remain nameless). The boys give their Top 5 favorite Australians. They eat a slew of Aussie treats Juggs sent them. And they recommend some stuff. Full disclosure: Johnny and Christopher go off on some tangents, but that’s fitting for this episode because Australians are always going off the rails.2020-11-091h 05Best FrenemiesEpisode #47: Jobless WondersJohnny and Christopher discuss how the cosmos has come into sync, allowing them to be unemployed at the same time. They give their Top 5 cool stuff they’re going to do while jobless. They discuss Deep Cover, a true-crime podcast about an undercover FBI agent whose case ultimately leads to a US invasion of a foreign country. (Johnny is trying to take credit for discovering this podcast, but his brother, Billy, recommended it to us, which is further proof that Billy is the cooler of the Castanha boys). They recommend some stuff, and Johnny plays music that Christopher will fast fo...2020-10-0843 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #46: Bob Seger stole my Thumb Drive!Johnny and Christopher have outdone themselves with their argument over the Top 5 reasons Best Frenemies will break up. It’s a bitch fight for the ages. A knockdown, drag-out, I’m-gonna-scratch-your-eyes-out brawl. Prof Jeff joins the boys for a #comichead segment. Johnny and Christopher discuss the second season of Amazon Prime’s The Boys. They recommend some stuff. And, more importantly, they give a long-overdue shoutout to Josh “Tight Butt” Camp, the newly crowned number one fan of Best Frenemies. As a special bonus, Johnny and Christopher demonstrate their scat abilities. They are considering starting a scat band.2020-09-141h 14Best FrenemiesEpisode #45: Rock ‘n’ RollsShockingly, Johnny and Christopher managed to make time to record this episode. Johnny has gone down a video game rabbit hole, and Christopher is busy pretending to look for a job. But the boys came together and got it done. In this episode, indie rock star Daniel Fornasa, aka King Daniel, stopped by to discuss the life Johnny and Christopher wish they had. They do Top 5 things that will kill them before Covid-19. They recommend some stuff. And they talk about the NBA season restarting and how much Johnny hopes the Clippers win it all this year.2020-08-051h 04Best FrenemiesEpisode #44: The Good, the Bad, and the FuglyYippee-ki-yay, mother effers! It’s the western episode of Best Frenemies! Johnny and Christopher dressed up for this episode; Christopher looked like a rugged, manly cowboy, while Johnny looked like the cowboy from the Village People. Prof Jeff joins them for Top 5 western films and #comichead. They recommend some stuff, and Christopher ruins one of Johnny’s stories, which is excellent! Payback is a bitch!2020-07-111h 21Best FrenemiesEpisode #43: And We’re Back!The Best Frenemies have broken quarantine, and the only reason is that Johnny was butt bent that Christopher sounded better in the remote recordings. Seriously, true story. “Chris, I don’t care if you get the ‘rona and die! I’d gladly sacrifice your life in order to not have you sound better in our podcasts!” Johnny and Christopher do Top 5 favorite alien movies. They discuss the Spotify podcast miniseries Wind of Change. They recommend some stuff. And in this episode, they begin a new segment called: What did the Aussies say?2020-06-0156 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #42: I Don’t Want Your Life!Johnny and Christopher are beginning to crack from the imposed lockdown. Okay, Johnny is doing just fine. Christopher is beginning to crack. In this episode, Christopher discusses how he used to get high and watch Varsity Blues over and over. “I don’t want your life!” The Best Frenemies give their Top 5 most rewatchable movies. They discuss the new Apple TV documentary Beastie Boys Story. Prof Jeff stops by for #Comichead. And they recommend some stuff.2020-05-111h 12Best FrenemiesEpisode #41: Laker Chics & Shootin’ BricksJohnny and Christopher are back at it while in quarantine. For some reason, they thought it would be a good idea to invite the Laker Chicken to join them. They learned three things during this segment: 1. The Laker Chicken is an asshole. 2. Christopher has thrown up on the Laker Chicken. 3. Johnny didn’t say much during this segment, so that was a positive. They do Top 5 things everyone loves, but they hate. (Spoiler alert: This might be the most heated Top 5.) They recommend some stuff. (Spoiler alert: Just fast-forward past Johnny’s recommendation; it was a slap in the face to C...2020-04-261h 02Best FrenemiesEpisode #40: No More Popping P’sJohnny and Christopher are back, but this time their audio is better because they’re using headsets. Who knew? Not those technical geniuses. In this episode, Johnny had a great idea to record in his car. “It’ll be like my private recording studio,” he said. “Nobody will bother me.” They had to re-record the first segment four times because people kept interrupting him while recording. Christopher has the outtakes if anyone is interested. In this episode, they do Top 5 good deeds. Johnny’s brother--the well-adjusted and well-read--Billy, stops by. There is a #comichead segment with Prof Jeff. And, as always, they r...2020-04-101h 13Best FrenemiesEpisode #39: The Lockdown ContinuesJohnny and Christopher are back fast and furious. This might be a record for fastest turnaround in uploading a new episode. I don’t want to suggest they’re getting sloppy, but they forgot to have a “meat and potato” segment in this episode. But don’t fret. You’ll forget all about that when you hear the shoddy audio as they continue to record as they observe the shelter-in-place order. Top 5 things they’ll do once they are out of quarantine. Professor Jeff calls in for #comichead. Louis Dulien, friend of the podcast, checks in from Austin, Texas. And, as always, the...2020-04-021h 15Best FrenemiesEpisode #38: Quarantined!Johnny and Christopher are back for a very special episode that was recorded entirely on their iPhones. They used a special app that allowed them to record while practicing social distancing to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Johnny doesn’t have the luxury of sheltering-in-place because heroes don’t think about their own safety. His heroic efforts are making sure the masses have Rockstar during this difficult and uncertain time. Christopher, not so much. Like a sissy, he’s in his house 24/7 like a little bitch. In this episode, they do Top 5 favorite post-apocalyptic films/books/comic books. They discuss the ne...2020-03-301h 13Best FrenemiesEpisode #37: Hot Winging ItJohnny and Christopher did zero preparation for this episode. If it weren’t for Johnny’s horrendous number one pick for his Top 5 favorite actresses, this might be the blandest top five segment ever. Thank God Johnny whiffed it with his number one pick so Christopher could berate him. The Best Frenemies are rather pleased with themselves that there was only one sexist joke during the segment. That’s growth for the guys. Professor Jeff stops by for a #comichead segment where they discuss the comic Sara. Johnny plays some music that Christopher will fast forward through. And Professor Jeff barges...2020-02-2257 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #36: Uncut FerrariJohnny and Christopher got snubbed again by the Oscars, so they have zero guilt watching the screener copies of Uncut Gems and Ford v Ferrari to discuss for their tens of fans. Spoiler: Johnny loves them, but he hasn’t disliked a film since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. They start the show off with an international threat from Juggs to Christopher. Spoiler: Nobody likes Juggs. They give their Top 5 favorite actors, they recommend some stuff, and Johnny plays music that Christopher won’t ever listen to. On a scale of 1 to 10, this episode is a 7—it would be higher, but Johnny record...2020-01-241h 09Best FrenemiesEpisode #35: The White Elephant Gift in the RoomJohnny and Christopher close out 2019 with an episode that is like a white elephant gift you’ve been trying to unload since 2003, but nobody wants it, and it always seems to find its way back to you again and again. They give their Top 5 worst Christmas gifts. They discuss the HBO series Watchmen with Christopher’s wife, Jamie “You’re Pissing Me Off” Reese. Professor Jeff stops by for another segment of #Comichead. And they recommend some stuff.2019-12-201h 31Best FrenemiesEpisode #34: BrowntownA lot has happened since the last episode came out, but the only thing that really matters is that Christopher received his brown belt in Jiu Jitsu. He informs Johnny that they’re the same rank now, so he won’t be taking any of his nonsense anymore. They do Top 5 reasons for not sparring with someone. Coach Jeff (also a brown belt but should be a black belt) stops by to participate in Comics Corner aka #comichead. The best frenemies discuss the new streaming service Disney+ and, as always, they recommend some stuff. All in all, a good episode. On a...2019-12-091h 03Best FrenemiesEpisode #33: Fight Doctor!Johnny and Christopher are back with the newest episode. Dr. Warren Wang stops by to talk about being an ass-kicking medical doctor who retired from his practice so he could be the ringside physician for One Championship, which is Asia’s largest sports media property. Johnny and Christopher have never felt more inadequate. Compared to Dr. Warren, they really haven’t done much with their lives. To illustrate this, they do Top 5 weaknesses, then recommend some stuff. They would like credit for not asking Dr. Warren to write them prescriptions for painkillers.2019-11-101h 26Best FrenemiesEpisode #32: JakersJohnny loves the LA Lakers. Christopher loves the Utah Jazz. Their love runs deep. However, Johnny’s love for his team doesn’t translate into knowledge about them. In this stirring episode, Christopher demonstrates a deeper knowledge about the Lakers than Johnny, which is interesting because the bald guy hates the Lakers. How is that, Johnny? It’s like you don’t watch the games. Do you just look at the box scores the next morning? Anyway, they do Top 5 favorite plays of their teams (spoiler: We’re not even sure Johnny is talking about the Lakers.) Coach Jeff stops by for the...2019-10-281h 00Best FrenemiesEpisode #31: Hollow WeenieJohnny and Christopher are back for their Halloween episode. We learn that Christopher doesn’t really like this pointless holiday, but with that said, he still brings his A game and crushes it. Kind of surprising that Johnny is a non-factor in this episode because he loves Halloween. Weird. Top 5 favorite Halloween costumes, they discuss the new film Joker, and Johnny’s son, Donnie Darko, stops by to give his thoughts on It 2. Then they recommend some stuff and continue with the segment “Shit your Wife Told Me”2019-10-151h 19Best FrenemiesEpisode #30: Dirty ThirtyJohnny and Christopher are back with their 30th episode! Christopher’s parents come into the studio and won’t shut up with all their stories about how wonderful their son was and is! God, it’s embarrassing all the praise they lavish on him. Okay, maybe that’s not what happened. Maybe it was the other way, and Christopher ended the episode in tears. Also, they give their Top 5 television shows they hate, more Shit Your Wife Told Me, and they recommend some stuff.2019-09-291h 09Best FrenemiesEpisode #29: We Salute YouJohnny and Christopher welcome OC Insta News’ Chad “Unkle Tito” Towersey into the studio. The Best Frenemies give their top 5 books that should be made in to movies. They introduce a new segment: Shit Your Wife Told Me. And they recommend some stuff. This is a long-ass episode, so you’re welcome. If you don’t listen to the whole episode, we’ll know. Download on iTunes, Spotify, and Googleplay. Link in the bio.2019-09-061h 47Best FrenemiesEpisode #28 – The Boys are Judging YouJohnny and Christopher start the show by forgetting to introduce themselves, and it just goes downhill from there. Christopher’s family has left him home alone, and it’s not pretty. They give their Top 5 things they judge people on. They discuss the new Amazon Prime series The Boys. And they give their recommendations.Best Frenemies’ Disclaimer: Johnny and Christopher support all people with neurological disorders … as long as they don’t distract them in a movie theater. 2019-08-0857 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #27: We Can’t Let it BeJohnny and Christopher discuss the new Danny Boyle film Yesterday and, as always, they have their Top Five lists. And in a surprise twist, Johnny plays audio evidence of Juggs, former guest, threatening Christopher, which shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone because Juggs is an Aussie. He’s basically a violent Crocodile Dundee minus the charm. He was butt-bent when Christopher called him out for flaking on recording a segment for the podcast last month. And speaking of flaking, Coach Jeff just pulled a Juggs and flaked on recording his segment for this episode because he was playing domi...2019-07-1251 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #26: No Mercy!Johnny and Christopher weren’t prepared for this episode! Professor Juggs was in town from Australia and suggested they record. The Best Frenemies agreed! But when the day came, Juggs opted to go drinking instead (such an Aussie thing to do). Johnny and Christopher powered on anyway with Top 5 things to do/buy if they win the lottery, recommendations, and the discussion of Cobra Kai Season Two. *If you listen to this episode and feel like Johnny and Christopher phoned it in, please contact Professor Juggs at Full Metal Jiu Jitsu with a strongly worded email and let hi...2019-06-081h 04Best FrenemiesEpisode #25: What’s Cooking?Johnny and Christopher bring you episode #25! Wow! These losers haven’t been this committed to anything since the time they tried to stay up for ten consecutive days back in the 90s. This episode has Chef Gene Villiatora talking about his time on the television show Top Chef, coming up in the Las Vegas kitchen circuit, and being a chef to the stars. Top 5 documentaries. And they recommend some stuff.2019-05-031h 40Best FrenemiesEpisode #24: Couples CounselingJohnny and Christopher come out at the bell swinging. They slap fight the hell outta each other with Top Five things that bug the shit about each other. (Spoiler: Johnny’s list reads more like a love letter. He finally admits how smitten he is with Christopher. It’s rather disgusting.) They discuss their adventures at WonderCon. (Spoiler: Christopher and Nick the Tooth explored he convention together. Johnny doesn’t play well with others, so he was by himself.) They recommend some stuff. (Spoiler: Christopher knows that nobody will like his recommendation, and he doesn’t care. To hell with you all.2019-04-071h 13Best FrenemiesEpisode #23: Another DimensionIn this very special installment, we learn that Johnny overheard his wife, Nikki, admit to a friend that she likes Christopher. Mind blown! She is the first wife of a friend that doesn’t loath him. Oh, yeah, they do Top Five sidekicks, discuss inter-dimensional travel, a stolen Beatles album, and they recommend some stuff … but the real meat and potatoes of the episode is that Nikki likes Christopher.2019-03-091h 09Best FrenemiesEpisode #22: Bros Trip!Johnny and Christopher razzle & dazzle with episode 22! Top 5 80s TV Shows! Recommendations! And Coach Jeff and Kenji stop by to discuss how the Best Frenemies both got a hall pass from their wives to go on a bros trip to New York—how did that happen?2019-02-091h 34Best FrenemiesEpisode #21: Flying Hawaiian Part 2Episode 21! The Best Frenemies podcast is legally old enough to drink booze. Johnny and Christopher are back to razzle dazzle you. In this very special episode, Christopher doesn’t curse once, Johnny gets tased, Professor Ian Delizo is back with part two of his interview. We have the Top Five worst sequels, recommend some stuff, and it bears repeating that Johnny gets tased.2018-12-311h 05Best FrenemiesEpisode #20: Flying Hawaiian Part 1Johnny and Christopher are back! In a two-part interview, Professor Ian Delizo sits down with his star Jiu Jitsu students and discusses how he is abandoning them when he moves back to Hawaii (spoiler alert: Christopher will never forgive him). In this episode, the Best Frenemies have the most heated Top Five segment (spoiler alert: Johnny turns in his worst Top Five list yet. His picks from 5 to 3 are simply horrible). And they recommend some stuff.2018-12-211h 00Best FrenemiesEpisode #19: Easy Come, Easy Go, Little High, Little LowJohnny and Christopher discuss their performances at the Long Beach International Jiu-Jitsu Championship (Spoiler alert: Johnny got a bronze participation medal while Christopher earned a silver participation medal … we all know who the winner is, right?) Top Five bucket lists (Another spoiler alert: Johnny’s list is more homoerotic than a Joel Schumacher superhero film.) They discuss the Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, recommendations, and of course they go off topic and ramble about stuff only interesting to them.2018-11-1450 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #18: The Road to Gold … or SilverJohnny and Christopher are bonding in a brotherhood of blood as they prepare for the Long Beach International Open Jiu-Jitsu Championship! They discuss their less-than rigorous training, nonexistent dietary restrictions, and how they’re guaranteed silver medals because they only have one fight. Also, Christopher is the undisputed champ of Top Five Sports Films. They recommend some stuff and kind of mention Halloween in this episode, but not really.2018-10-2945 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #17: Sexy MexiJohnny and Christopher are back with a slew of goodness. Johnny finally admits that Christopher’s Top 5 list is better than his. Gus Contreas, aka El Mysterioso, drops by and performs an acoustic ditty. They discuss the documentary Won’t You Be My Neighbor about Mr. Fred Rogers.2018-10-031h 37Best FrenemiesEpisode #16: Sweet SixteenJohnny and Christopher make it to their 16th episode. It took them nearly two months to get this episode out, but they did it! They share their Top 5 favorite movie lines. They describe going on a fieldtrip to a marijuana dispensary. They recommend some stuff. And they yammer on about this and that. Like a Marvel movie, our listeners need to stick around until after the song at the end for our outtakes.2018-09-1356 minBest FrenemiesEpisode #15: First Wives ClubThe wives of the Best Frenemies dish dirt on the Johnny and Christopher bromance. Why are Nikki and Jamie trying to keep them apart? Find out in this episode! Top 5 mixtape songs! Deadly waterparks! Recommendations! All in the longest episode to date (go figure with the wives monopolizing the conversation).2018-07-201h 52Best FrenemiesEpisode #14: Thunder From Down UnderJohnny and Christopher give you the longest episode yet! Two freaking hours of Best Frenemies’ magic. Professor Juggs, founder of Full Metal Jiu Jitsu, joins them in the studio. Juggs comes from the land down under, so that explains his Mad Max accent. Johnny and Christopher agree with their Top 5 picks this month, so there’s that.2018-06-172h 05Best FrenemiesEpisode #13: Lucky 13Johnny and Christopher are back with episode 13. Who would’ve thunk it? They discuss Johnny’s continued nicotine relapse. Top 5 heroes. The new YouTube Red series “Cobra Kai.” Christopher is confident that he will be hailed as his generation’s beatbox master!2018-05-2450 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #12: Dirty DozenJohnny and Christopher tackle their most pressing issue: Who will replace them as co-host in the event one of them dies or is forced to quit because of their wife? They bring in Lou and Coach Jeff to compete in an epic showdown! Only one will be crowned runner-up co-host. Of course, there is Top 5, and Johnny and Christopher give their recommendations.2018-05-031h 15
Best FrenemiesEpisode #11: March RadnessJohnny and Christopher barely got this episode released in March. This month has been crazy for Christopher. He’s been living life. Taking risks. Going for the win. Johnny … not so much. But they do a lot of yapping in this episode, mostly about all the cool shit Christopher has been doing. They discuss the book Tapped Out by Matthew Polly. Top Five Villains. And so on.2018-03-3057 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #10: Ten For The Win!Johnny and Christopher are back, taking their relationship to a whole new level by playing a Christian dating game. They give their Top 5 favorite war movies and come to a consensus that you should use the term “little people,” not “dwarves” or the “m-word.”2018-02-1256 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #9: New Year, New YouJohnny and Christopher start the new year with Coach Jeff Hairston joining them for Top Five (spoiler alert: Johnny’s list once again disappoints, while Christopher brings his A-game. Coach Jeff, being a rookie, gets a pass from the ridicule.) Taxi TV’s Ricky Menace comes into the studio. And Johnny and Christopher discuss the new film I, Tonya.2018-01-141h 36
Best FrenemiesEpisode #8: Wreath of KhanIn this holiday episode, Johnny’s Top 5 Christmas gifts are like an inedible fruitcake, while Christopher delivers his picks like gifts of the magi. Coach Jeff Hairston drops by to ridicule them in real-time. And the Best Frenemies discuss the documentary Dumb: The Story of Big Brother Magazine.2017-12-161h 24
Best FrenemiesEpisode #7: Everybody Was Kung Fu FightingJohnny and Christopher interview their Jiu-Jitsu guru, Professor Danny Stolfi. Once again, Johnny disappoints with his Top Five martial art films, while Christopher does a spinning heel kick to the face with his picks. And they top off the episode with discussing possibly the worst movie ever made, The Room.2017-11-301h 33
Best FrenemiesEpisode #6: Team ScreamIn a very special spooktacular Halloween episode, Johnny and Christopher give their top 5 horror films, review the movie It with a young child, and other scary crap.2017-10-2858 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #5: Return of the Red EyeJohnny and Christopher talk to Todd “Zman” Zalkins about his soon-to-be-released documentary THE LONG WAY BACK, the return of Top Five, and thier geek recommendations.2017-09-2903 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #4: Train WreckJohnny and Christopher discuss their favorite robots, the comic book Powers, their vote for man of the year and Sebastian brings in his girlfriend (yeah, a girl).2017-08-221h 07
Best FrenemiesEpisode #3: Let's PartyJohnny and Christopher discuss when they drank, drugged, and ... actually, that was about it. Just drinking and taking drugs.2017-08-0541 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #2:Ready Player FunJohnny and Christopher are back with episode two. They discuss Ernest Cline’s novel Ready Player One.2017-06-2448 min
Best FrenemiesEpisode #1: The Raid: RedemptionThe. Best. Martial. Art. Film. Ever.2017-06-0702 min