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Winds of W MountainJohqu Bogart Presents: Evelyn Nesbit Thaw & the Cooteyville Master of Mimicryđ¤ đď¸ Greetings, fine folk of the Shatagee Woods and beyond, for Johqu Bogart proudly presents: âEvelyn Nesbit Thaw & the Cooteyville Master of Mimicryââa special âWinds of W Mountainâ edition thatâll curl your toes and tickle your funny bone all at once!In this eerie extravaganza, your trusty narrator Roy Cooteyâborn âneath the pines of East Bellmont and forged in the chapel bellows of St. Johnâs by the Lakeâunleashes uncanny vocal feats: the guttural croak of the Shatagee Woods Wendigo, the whispered prophecy of Evenly Nesbit Thawâs restless spirit, and the gurgling confession of Chateaugay Lake itself, as...2025-06-2718 min
Winds of W MountainSteel-Toed Courtship & the Park Avenue Red-haired Naturalistđ Now Broadcasting from the Bizarre Brilliance of the Backwoods! đ¸â¨đď¸ NEW EPISODE of Winds of W Mountain â from the Steamboat Dispatch! đď¸Steel-Toed Courtship & the Red-Haired Park Avenue NaturalistScene: The Interlaken Hotel, 1908. The night the chandelier blinked back.đ LISTENER ADVISORYThis episode contains:â Foot-stompinâ frontier flirtationâ Manhattan botanists who bite backâ Spontaneous temporal distortions during contra danceâ And one highly suspicious frog-shaped lapel pin that may or may not hum in LatinDo you dare attend the Grand Cotillion where miners, mystics, and Manhattanites all co...2025-06-1308 min
Winds of W MountainThe Whisperinâ Weirwood anâ the Trouble with Time-Twistinâ She-LynxesBrought to you by your favorite backwoods intellectuals over at Steamboat Dispatch, East Bellmontâs #1 source for news, hearsay, and localized reality distortion since 1837.đŞľđŞď¸LISTENER ADVISORY:This episode contains chronologically unstable content, auditory cryptobotany, and several unlicensed uses of the word âparadoxinâ.â Side effects may include dĂŠjĂ vu, reverse earwax migration, and an uncontrollable urge to trap lynxes using metaphysical hairballs. Proceed with cautionâand maybe a compass that runs on regret.đ°ď¸đŚâ¨IN THIS TIME-SKIPPINâ, TREE-GABBINâ, LYNX-DODGINâ EPISODE:Old Clem and Sister Zenda set o...2025-06-0905 min
Winds of W MountainTHE HOLLOWFANGâS HAUNTING AT GUNNâS RETREATđď¸ đ¨THE HOLLOWFANGâS HAUNTING AT GUNNâS RETREAT đ¨ đď¸From the gloriously over-caffeinated producers at Steamboat Dispatch, itâs time once again to wrap yourself in a moth-eaten Hudson Bay blanket, light a pipe filled with ancestral terror, and tune your earholes to another dispatch from the outermost edges of common sense.đ˛đď¸ âThe Winds of W Mountainâ Podcast presents:âTHE HOLLOWFANGâS HAUNTING AT GUNNâS RETREATâOr: How to Lose Your Soul in the Adirondacks Without Spilling Your Claret.This episode contains:Unironic pipe-smokingAristocrats shrieking like debutantesBog-walking spectral horrors with bad...2025-05-2406 min
Winds of W MountainThe Fiddle Fingers EnigmađŞđť ROLL UP, ROLL UP, YE BRAVE SOULS! đťđŞTHE WINDS OF W MOUNTAIN PRESENT:đť "Chateaugayâs Peculiar Pirate: The Fiddle Fingers Enigma!" đťđ˘ Brought to you by the devilishly daring deckhands of Steamboat Dispatch â reporting live from the fog-soaked shores of East Bellmont, where reality surrenders to legend faster than you can say "moonshine and magnets!"đŻď¸ Dare you listen to the tale of Fionn âFiddle Fingersâ OâFlannery?The pint-sized prodigy! The electrojazz evangelist!The man who fiddled so fiercely he made the steamboats tap dance in the mist!đŠ Witness the marvels:â A wax-cylinder weapon of mass co...2025-04-2905 min
Winds of W MountainNo Slander in an Allowed Foolđď¸NOW STREAMING from East Bellmont's Most Questionable Towers of Truth đď¸The Steamboat Dispatch presents: "Winds of W Mountain" â Episode 32: âNo Slander in an Allowed Foolâđ§ââď¸đŞListener Advisory:This episode contains high levels of interpretive Shakespeare, low-flying metaphorical duckboats, and unlicensed esoterica. Parental discretion is advised. Or at least parental side-eye.đŤď¸ What do you get when you cross a bard, a barge, and a barely-legal pirate radio station broadcasting out of a haunted ice-fishing shanty?You get this weekâs Winds of W Mountain, where fools speak truth, sages spit sass, and the Chateaugay fog is THICC with un...2025-04-2511 min
Winds of W MountainA Tale of the Chateaugay Whistling Wampoodleđ˛đ§ Winds of W Mountain Podcast: Episode 31 - Mischief at the Back Side of the Lake: A Tale of the Chateaugay Whistling Wampoodle đ§đ˛Hold on to your paddle, folksâthis isnât your typical lakeside tale! Imagine the calm, pine-scented air of Upper Chateaugay Lake disrupted by an otherworldly, mischievous whistle that has locals clutching their fishing rods and botanists clutching their sanity. Welcome to The Whistling Wampoodleâthe cryptid with the pranks of a steamboat pirate and the whistles of a haunted teakettle.In this mind-bending episode, we dive into the wild, woolly legend of a creature so absu...2025-04-2208 min
Winds of W MountainImpressions of a Barking MoondogAs Told by Squire Miles of Chateaugay LakeBrought to you by the Winds of W Mountain Podcast, in proud collaboration with the semi-functioning woodstove and highly credible ghost investigators over at Steamboat Dispatch, East Bellmont Division.đŞľđ¨ Listener Advisory:This episode contains elderly wisdom, interdimensional barking, unauthorized Wendigo activity, and moderate existential dread. Not recommended for small children, large skeptics, or anyone currently alone in a cabin during a windstorm.đť SYNOPSIS:Pull your wool socks up, pour a ladle of moonshine cider, and let Old Squire Miles tak...2025-04-2014 min
Winds of W MountainThe Etheric Vaporđ¨ NEW BONUS EPISODE DROP: âThe Etheric Vapor: An Invitation to the Steamboat Dispatchâ đ¨âBrought to you by the fine and questionably-sober minds behind Winds of W Mountain and your favorite haunted fishing shack with a microphone, Steamboat Dispatch đď¸đłď¸đť Listener Advisory đťThis podcast contains high concentrations of speculative vapor, unlicensed metaphysics, and historically questionable steamboat lore. Side effects may include: sudden belief in local ghosts, mild possession by the spirit of Geraldine Farrar, and an uncontrollable desire to build a pirate tree stand on Lyon Mountain using only a tarp and raw ambition. Do not operate heavy Victorian machinery wh...2025-04-1806 min
Winds of W MountainSonic Odysseyđď¸đ¨NEW EPISODE DROP â WINDS OF W MOUNTAIN PODCASTđ¨đď¸Title: Sonic Odyssey: Unveiling Delaware Mysteries on Chateaugay Lakeâs Enchanted CoveAuthor: Johqu Bogart â East Bellmontâs Navigator of Nautical Nonsense & Musical Mysteriesâ˘đŤ Now Streaming Wherever Podcasts Roam Boldly Into FogđŞ LISTENER ADVISORY đŞThis episode contains:Echoes of spectral lyres plucked under ominous moonlightAmbient chanting that may or may not awaken long-dormant lake spiritsFirsthand sonic hallucinations from Composer Marcel Desrosiers (still pending peer review)At least one shimmering water-ghostAnd an alarming amount of reverent awe2025-04-0710 min
Winds of W MountainThe Curse of the Chateaugay LardâThe only thing thicker than the plot⌠is the lard.â đđđď¸đĽ EXTRA! EXTRA! đĽđď¸Get ready, folks, 'cause it's time to load your lanterns, uncap your flasks, and wipe the grease off your hands! The latest episode of Winds of W Mountain is hot (and sticky) off the press, and we're diving straight into the unspeakable horrors of The Curse of the Chateaugay Lard!â Listener Advisory: Spoiler Alert for Your Dinner Plans! âBefore you press play, make sure your food has a strong sense of self-preservation. Donât be surprised if your next plate of mashed potatoes gives you the side-eye. And rememb...2025-04-0405 min
Winds of W MountainMadame Blavatsky and the Toe-Whispering Revolutionđď¸ Winds of W Mountain Podcast Presents: "Madame Blavatsky and the Toe-Whispering Revolution" đŚśâ¨Are Your Toes Ready for the Truth?In the latest electrifying (and slightly ridiculous) episode of Winds of W Mountain, we take a deep diveâfeet firstâinto one of Chateaugay Lakeâs most baffling and toe-tingling mysteries.đŽ Madame Helena Blavatsky, famed mystic and self-proclaimed "Toe Whisperer," set up shop in the Adirondacks in 1900, claiming the legendary Gitaskog lake serpents werenât biting toes out of malice, but rather... attempting to communicate through vibrational phalangeal frequencies (yes, that means your toes).đ° Charging fifty...2025-03-2509 min
Winds of W MountainMorrigan Mixmaster & Her "Raven Reverb", Unmasked.đď¸MorrĂgan Mixmaster and Her âRaven Reverbâ Unmasked â A 1920s Sonic Spectacle! đď¸Step right up, ladies and gents, to the latest episode of the Winds of W Mountain podcastâa rollicking ride through time where brass, gears, and a dash of old-world mischief collide! Our enigmatic heroine, MorrĂgan Mixmaster, has just unmasked her marvel: the âRaven Reverb,â a gramophone contraption so ingenious it makes the very spirits of the Adirondacks tap their toes.In this episode, join our cantankerous chronicler, Mordecai Vilecreekâa rock-rankled son of the Northâwho pens a tongue-in-cheek protest and begrudging admiration for th...2025-03-1609 min
Winds of W MountainMirthful MalkinDive Into the Digital Depths with the Mirthful Malkin!Ever wondered what happens when centuries-old ghostly pranks get a high-tech upgrade? Join us on the latest Winds of W Mountain podcast episode as we explore the legend of the Mirthful Malkinâa spectral trickster whoâs gone from rearranging fine china to causing your digital devices to dance the ghostly jig!Picture this: Upper Chateaugay Lake in 1990, where neon lights met vintage haunts. Now fast-forward to the future, where our impish cryptid pirouettes between ancient Abenaki lore and modern mayhem. From mischievous digital glitches and flickering stre...2025-03-1309 min
Winds of W MountainThe War FrogWhen the Breeze Becomes a Battle Cry: A New Episode of Winds of W Mountain!Brave listeners and connoisseurs of the curiously absurd, prepare to be swept off your feet by the latest gust of genius from the lofty heights of Winds of W Mountain! In this uproariously unconventional episode, the very air itself seems to whisper ancient secrets and rebellious repartees, as if the wind were on a mission to challenge the mundane and tickle your fancy in the most unexpected ways.Much like the storied chronicles of haunted lake monsters and defiant amphibious...2025-03-0608 min
Winds of W MountainThe Bleeding Moss WretchDeep within the accursed heart of Shatagee Woods, an unspeakable tale unfoldsâa tale so dark and disturbingly surreal that even the bravest souls might shudder. In this latest episode of Winds of W Mountain, our mordantly witty host delves into a labyrinth of macabre mysteries and satirical scares that challenge the limits of mortal dread. Imagine a forest where every whisper of wind carries secrets of unspeakable horror, where ancient trees seem to conspire against the living, and where reality warps into a nightmarish parody of itself. This is not your typical campfire storyâit's a descent into madn...2025-03-0513 min
Winds of W MountainThe Upside-Down Hermit of the W Mountain Ice CavesDare to venture into the frozen heart of mystery? In this bone-chilling episode of Winds of W Mountain, we unravel the spine-tingling saga of the Upside-Down Hermitâa grotesque, topsy-turvy terror lurking in the ice-bound depths of W Mountainâs caves! đąđťLegend has it that when your own voice echoes back from the abyssâwhispering secrets of the future and past in reverseâyou might just be staring into the very face of the unknown. âO day and night, but this is wondrous strange!â indeed! â ď¸ Content Warning: If twisted tales and spectral whispers send shivers down your spine, consider this y...2025-03-0111 min
Winds of W MountainThe Toe Business BoomIn this episode of The Toe-Business Boom, we dive into the quirky rise of Cletus Barlowâs Toe Security empire, born from the simple observation of tourists dipping their feet into the waters of Chateaugay Lake. When the Gitaskogâs brood of pesky serpents began nipping at toes, Cletus saw an opportunity. Thus, the absurd and comical trend of âToe Protectionâ was born, with creations like Toe-Shields, Toe-Fortresses, and even Toe-Spray. Despite the fact that none of these products actually deterred the serpents, business boomedâproof that, sometimes, people just want to feel safe, even if it's all for show.2025-02-2408 min
Winds of W MountainThe Specter of Upper Chateaugay LakeOn a bewitching June eve of 1890, Upper Chateaugay Lake transformed into a stage for spectral mischief and delightful absurdity. As the full moon traced silver paths upon the water, curious witnessesâdaring summer boarders and seasoned locals alikeâspied a diminutive, impish phantom cavorting amid the reeds. Known as the Chateaugay Lake Jester, this eerie trickster evoked laughter, scandal, and whispered speculations as it meddled with boats, stirred uproarious pranks, and defied all earthly reason. In our latest Winds on W Mountain episode, we unravel this enigmatic tale, blending high humor with chilling folklore. Advisory: Secu...2025-02-1808 min
Winds of W MountainThe Strange at Chateaugay LakeSome stories are told. Others are whispered. And someâsome are never meant to be heard at all.Chateaugay Lake is not like other lakes. The mist here moves with purpose, curling around the shore like fingers that never learned to let go. The water holds more than just reflectionsâit holds echoes, memories, and things that never truly sank.TheAdirondack steamboat was never supposed to vanish. Or maybe it was never really there to begin with. A ghost? A song? A contradiction adrift on broken waves. And beneath the surface, something listens. The fish hum...2025-02-1005 min
Winds of W MountainMuch Ado About Mischief at Chateaugay Lake[INTRO MUSIC: Haunting yet playful, a mix of eerie water drips and ragtime banjo, punctuated by the distant chuff of a steamboat.]NARRATOR (in rich, formal cadence):Welcome, intrepid listener, toThe Mirthful Menace, where the waters of Upper Chateaugay Lake ripple with mischief, and laughter echoes unsettlingly across the pines. Here, we present the curious case of a cryptid so perplexing that it has confounded loggers, rattled philosophers, and scandalized steamboat pirates.But firstâa caution: This broadcast contains accounts of spectral pranksters, accordion-related tragedies, and the reckless abuse of breakfast meats. Those of a...2025-02-0707 min
Winds of W MountainMystery of the Chateaugay Lake Chortlephantđ Podcast Episode Summary: âMystery of the Chateaugay Lake Chortlephantâ đŚŁđŚ
A creature with the snout of an accordion, the ears of a prankster, and the soul of an absolute menaceâsuch is the Chateaugay Lake Chortlephant, an enigma equal parts absurd and terrifying. Is it a cryptid? A cosmic jest? A cider-loving bandit with a taste for pickled onions? Witnesses range from the indignant (Mrs. Harcourt) to the incredulous (Uncle Dick Shutts, mid-capsize). Join us as we unravel the laughter-laced mystery that left an unholy smell of mustard in its wake.
đŽ Content Advisory: May cause an existential crisis regarding otters...2025-02-0407 min
Winds of W MountainThe Toe-TickerChaos coils around Chateaugay! The Toe-Tickerâs mechanical marvel malfunctions, summoning serpents, flustering fairgoers, and forcing farmers into an impromptu wrangling match with kitchen utensils.
ALERT: This story involves a rogue invention, reptilian revelry, and questionable use of civic resources. Sensitive listeners may experience paranoia about lake-dwelling creatures or an urgent need to reinforce their footwear.
2025-02-0106 min
Winds of W MountainThe Gitaskog's TreasureNathaniel and Mose, intrepid Chateaugay Lake guides, seek the Abenki Lead Mine but find themselves captives in Ahuskaâs nightmarishly glowing dollhouse trap!
Content warning: Eldritch horror, unsettling dollhouse imprisonment, spectral justice, and themes of greed, Abenaki lore, and eerie cosmic vengeance in the Shatagee Woods forests of W Mountain.
2025-01-2811 min
Winds of W MountainThe Saxello's SpellChateaugay Lake's Owlyout Tavern becomes a nexus of myth and music as a young saxello player awakens the ghosts of steamboat pirate captains and Wendigo spirits. The room fills with a mystic energy, where eerie dances and ancient tales merge under the haunting glow of antique gaslighting.
But forewarned: Saxello melodies awaken the spirits of Chateaugay Lake, including a massive Wendigo moose, conjuring dark tales of Chateaugay Lake Steamboat Pirates and forgotten treasures in an unsettling reality.
2025-01-2305 min
Winds of W MountainThe Avante Garde HeistA cunning troupe of flamboyant Chateaugay Lake Steamboat Pirates turns theft into theatrical genius, dazzling Chateaugay Lakeâs elite while vanishing with jewels, trust, and artistic immortality.
Beware: This tale brims with audacious deception, flamboyant Chateaugay Lake steamboat piracy, and irresistible charm, blurring the line between art and crime. May spark cravings for mischief, theater, or a lakefront life of daring escapades.
2025-01-2008 min
Winds of W MountainThe Lady of the MistUnearth chilling whispers of The Lady of the Mist, Chateaugay Lake's phantom steamboat, as foggy shores conceal eerie deals and vanished souls.
Beware, wanderers: This tale ainât for the faint-hearted. Ghostly steamboats, soul-swapping fogs, and the Wendigoâs hunger lurk ahead. Keep a light onâand maybe skip that midnight stroll by Chateaugay Lake.
2025-01-1811 min
Winds of W MountainThe Toe-Treaties and the Narrows NegotiationToe-tasting festivals, serpents' demands, and negotiations in Chateaugay Lake! Clemington's diplomacy meets toe-nipping reptilesâstrangest summit yet! Get ready for a wild resolution.
Warning: Chateaugay Lakeâs Toe-Treaties may leave you questioning reality! Diplomatic negotiations with serpents, toe festivals, and water featuresâstrange humor and wild surprises await. Enter at your own riskâunconventional diplomacy in full swing!
2025-01-1606 min
Winds of W MountainThe Wolves of Chateaugay Lake: A Steamboat Pirate Tale"The Wolves of Chateaugay Lake: A Steamboat Pirate Tale", written by Thaddeus W. Moonhowl, Jr. in 1947, unveils forbidden legends of pirates smuggling wolves, ancient Abenaki spirits, and untamed mysteries haunting the Chateaugay Lake mist.
Content Warning: This tale whispers of smuggled wolves, restless spirits, shadowed forests, and untamed truths. Proceed only if your heartâs steady for wild mysteries.
2025-01-1308 min
Winds of W MountainThe Vein of Eternity: The Enigma of Old Man FarrarA haunting tale of Old Man Farrar, the timeless recluse of Chateaugay Lake, whose 1899 'gold vein' defied mortal understanding, as told by Olive Susan Miles, the Old Squire's Daughter.
Warning: This story explores the eerie mystery of Old Man Farrar, a timeless recluse from Chateaugay Lake, whose cryptic gold quest blurs the line between legend and reality. Proceed with caution, for curiosity may linger.
2025-01-0903 min
Winds of W MountainWendigo Nouveau: Decorating for the Time-Bending SoulDiscover Wendigo Nouveau: a surreal fusion of Adirondack charm, macabre decor, and time-bending spirits redefining storytelling through home design.
Trigger Warninâ, Folks: This here tale wrangles with time loops, spectral squirrels, eerie whispers, glowinâ ice portals, and the macabre mischief of Wendigo spirits. If your heartâs faint or your mindâs too tethered to reason, tread carefullyâthis storyâs got a knack for twistinâ reality into somethinâ downright peculiar.
2025-01-0505 min
Winds of W MountainThe Infinite SnowstormWell now, every winter up on W Mountain, thereâs a storm where shadows walk, trees hum somethinâ fierce, and folks come back⌠different.
So listen here, this taleâs got whispers oâ lost time, shadows what donât belong, and a snowstorm that chills moreân just your bones. Best be ready, friendâainât no turninâ back.
2025-01-0305 min
Winds of W MountainThe Great Toe ConspiracyWell, folks, didja hear? âThe Great Toe Conspiracyâ made quite the splash! Strange serpent nibbles, wild government theories, and Gloria Fernsworth's clipboard antics left Chateaugay Lake chucklingâand wonderingâwhatâs lurking beneath the Narrows!
Trigger Warninâ: The Great Toe Conspiracy
Well, friends, lock up yer digits! Them Narrows been host to peculiar nibblinââlittle nips, mind ya, straight on the toes. The Gitaskogâs youngâuns? Or, as Gloria Fernsworth squawked, a government toe-biting experiment? Clipboard in hand, she stirred our town into a toe-twitchinâ tizzy. Was it paranoia, or somethinâ sinister? Either way, folks, keep them feet dry...2025-01-0306 min
Winds of W MountainThe Toe-Tangling TournamentVacationers and locals compete in Chateaugay Lake's absurd Toe-Tangling Tournament, facing mischievous serpents and unexpected lessons.
2025-01-0306 min
Winds of W MountainThe Gitaskog's LIttle Nippers
The gitaskogâs mischievous baby sea serpents nibble toes in Chateaugay Lake Narrows.
Letter to the Producer of the Winds of W Mountain PodcastDecember 29, 2024
Dear Sir,
Iâve got a bone to pick with youâand I mean this in the most begrudgingly respectful way possibleâabout the latest episode of Winds of W Mountain. Now donât get me wrong; your podcast is a fine way to pass a chilly evening by the fire, especially for us who find ourselves needing a bit of company from tales as tangled as th...2025-01-0306 min
Winds of W MountainThe "Iron Age" Haunting of Chateaugay Lake
Trigger Warning: This here yarn spins eerie apparitions, cursed treasures, and ghostly steamboats. If youâre faint-hearted or unfamiliar with Chateaugay's peculiar charm, best grab a stout lanternâthings might get unsettling!
2025-01-0305 min
Winds of W MountainStories Too Strange to Believe, Too Real to Doubt: W Mountain AwaitsThis episode introduces unsettling hints of spectral forces, eerie whispers, and long-buried secrets from the Shatagee Woods. Listener discretion is advised for those sensitive to the uncanny or Tales of Chateaugay Lake's Unnatural Hysteria.
2024-12-2703 min