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Ask a Clean PersonEp181 — BRAUGUST: The Grab Bag EpLet's All Wash Our Bras! Throughout the month of August, Jolie is joined by Meredith Haggerty for a monthlong series devoted to bras. In the final episode of the series, they're sharing reader tips, offering help for keeping white bras white and talking about what to do when a skin infection comes in contact with a bra. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-08-2746 minAsk a Clean PersonEp180 — BRAUGUST: The Fancy Bra EpLet's All Wash Our Bras! Throughout the month of August, Jolie is joined by Meredith Haggerty for a monthlong series devoted to bras. In this episode, they're talking about caring for fancy bras and other lingerie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-08-2045 minAsk a Clean PersonEp179 — BRAUGUST: The Sports Bra EpLet's All Wash Our Bras! Throughout the month of August, Jolie is joined by Meredith Haggerty for a monthlong series devoted to bras. In this episode, they're talking about sports bras. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-08-1338 minAsk a Clean PersonEp172 — Hot WheelsIt's summer road trip season! On this episode, Jolie is joined by Friends of the Cleancast, Jalopnik's Kristen Lee and Justin Westbrook, to talk all things car care. From why you need to wash a car, to what to do when a professional car wash leaves your car with weird sludge in the door panels, to how to safely remove sticky residue from the exterior of a car, Kristen, Justin and Jolie have got all your car problems covered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-06-2550 minAsk a Clean PersonEp164 — April Fools: Cats StinkIt's April and Jolie is rolling out a new theme month: April Fools! In this monthlong arc, Jolie will be hosting freewheeling roundtable discussions with some favorite Friends of the Cleancast! In this episode, she's joined by Caroline Moss and Dan Nosowitz, who have come bearing questions about their very smelly cat, Kevin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-04-3054 minAsk a Clean PersonFLASHBACK - Ep1 — A Hairy SituationWelcome to Ask A Clean Person, The Podcast! Host Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist whose weekly column, Ask a Clean Person, appears on Deadspin.com. In this half hour show, Jolie will share cleaning tips, answer reader questions and get really real with a rotating cast of guests about the messes life throws our way. On the debut episode, she is joined by Choire Sicha, co-proprietor of The Awl – a media outlet and website that proudly carries the motto “Be Less Stupid.” Together they join forces to teach cat-owning listeners how to properly manage the messes their...
2019-04-2333 minAsk a Clean PersonEp163 — April Fools: S**t HappensIt's April and Jolie is rolling out a new theme month: April Fools! In this monthlong arc, Jolie will be hosting freewheeling roundtable discussions with some favorite Friends of the Cleancast! In this episode, Jen Doll, Maureen O'Connor and Lizzie O'Leary (O'My!) stuck around for a second episode in which they discuss what to do when you poop your pants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-04-0943 minAsk a Clean PersonEp162 — April Fools: The Jizzie EpIt's April and Jolie is rolling out a new theme month: April Fools! In this monthlong arc, Jolie will be hosting freewheeling roundtable discussions with some favorite Friends of the Cleancast! To kick off the fun, she's joined by Jen Doll, Maureen O'Connor and Lizzie O'Leary (O'My!) in an episode inspired by their group text they call Jizzie. They are, of course, discussing jizz (and lube! O'My!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-04-0139 minAsk a Clean PersonEp161 — LAMOB 2019: The Mental Health Ep (Part 2)Let's All Make Our Beds! It's March, which means it's time for Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, LAMOB. In this two-part episode, Jolie is joined by Unfuck Your Habitat's Rachel Hoffman as they tackle issues relating to beds, cleaning and mental health. TW: Depression, anxiety, suicide, hoarding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-03-2647 minAsk a Clean PersonEp160 — LAMOB 2019: The Mental Health EpLet's All Make Our Beds! It's March, which means it's time for Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, LAMOB. In this two-part episode, Jolie is joined by Unfuck Your Habitat's Rachel Hoffman as they tackle issues relating to beds, cleaning and mental health. TW: Depression, anxiety, suicide, hoarding. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-03-191h 00Ask a Clean PersonEp159 — LAMOB 2019: There's No One Way to Make a BedLet's All Make Our Beds! It's March, which means it's time for Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, LAMOB. In this episode, Jolie is joined by Friend of the Cleancast Maureen O'Connor — they're talking about the different ways to appoint and make a bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-03-1255 minAsk a Clean PersonEp158 — LAMOB 2019Let's All Make Our Beds! It's March, which means it's time for Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, LAMOB. In the 2019 kickoff episode, Jolie explains why she thinks that making your bed is such a great thing to do, and answers listener questions about cleaning mattresses, pillows, duvets and other BIG BEDDING. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-03-0552 minAsk a Clean PersonEp153 — Gym Clothes Management, pt. 2It's a new year, and lots of you will have fitness goals on your list of New Year's Resolutions. Jolie is here to help you out! Because with fitness resolutions come … a lot of stinky workout clothes. In this episode, Jolie covers the dos and don'ts of laundering gym gear, and what to do about things like boxing wraps, smelly sneakers and lifting gloves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-01-291h 02Ask a Clean PersonEp151 — Gym Clothes ManagementIt's a new year, and lots of you will have fitness goals on your list of New Year's Resolutions. Jolie is here to help you out! Because with fitness resolutions come … a lot of stinky workout clothes. In this episode, Jolie covers the dos and don'ts of laundering gym gear, and talks about what to do with those smelly, smelly clothes in between the wearing and washing of them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2019-01-1544 minAsk a Clean PersonEp149 — Let's Play Stump Jolie, pt 3This holiday season, Jolie is giving back! In this 3-episode year-end arc, Jolie is joined by the 2018 Co-Hosts-In-Residence, who have been invited back to ask Jolie ANYTHING they want! Let's see how well she does at answering cleaning questions on the fly, without any prep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-12-2550 minAsk a Clean PersonEp148 — Let's Play Stump Jolie, pt 2This holiday season, Jolie is giving back! In this 3-episode year-end arc, Jolie is joined by the 2018 Co-Hosts-In-Residence, who have been invited back to ask Jolie ANYTHING they want! Let's see how well she does at answering cleaning questions on the fly, without any prep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-12-1831 minAsk a Clean PersonEp147 — Let's Play Stump Jolie, pt 1This holiday season, Jolie is giving back! In this 3-episode year-end arc, Jolie is joined by the 2018 Co-Hosts-In-Residence, who have been invited back to ask Jolie ANYTHING they want! Let's see how well she does at answering cleaning questions on the fly, without any prep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-12-111h 03Ask a Clean PersonEp144 — Pots & Pans: To Soak, Or Not To SoakTo soak or not to soak: That is the question … that Jolie get asked all the time! When it comes to washing pots, pans and baking dishes that are covered in stuck-on, burnt-on foods, should you let them soak before heading in to give them a scrub? On this episode, Jolie answers that burning (heh) question and talks about the right sponges to use with a variety of cookware. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-11-2046 min
Ask a ManagerYour Office is Filthy (with Jolie Kerr)Jolie Kerr, of Ask a Clean Person, joins us to talk about cleaning at work: How much clutter in your office is too much? Why is the office microwave so gross? And much more. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2018-11-1439 minAsk a Clean PersonEp139 — The Hockey Gear EpIt's Jolie's favorite cleaning topic: Hockey gear! On this episode, Jolie talks about how to wash, dry and deodorize pads so that they don't smell like iced-over death. If you play any sport that requires protective fear that gets rank-smelling — from roller derby to lacrosse to boxing — this is the show for you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-10-1657 minAsk a Clean PersonEp138 — Sweatah WeathahIt's fall, and Jolie is celebrating the advent of Sweater Weather with an episode all about your woolens! In this episode, Jolie explains how to wash sweaters at home and save on dry cleaning, and talks about some of her favorite de-pilling tools. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-10-0938 min
Strong FeelingsClean Person, Dirty Mind with Jolie KerrWelcome to Season 3, friends! We’re so hyped to get back into the game with Jolie Kerr, a podcaster, writer, and New York Times bestselling author who’s here to help us all be a little less gross.
Jolie is best known as the expert at “Ask A Clean Person,” where she dishes up advice on cleaning basically anything—and we mean anything. She’s also the dirtiest clean person we’ve ever met—like, who else is going to get tell you about the best way to wash your sex toys and clean cum stains off the couch?
2018-08-1446 minAsk a Clean PersonEp119 — Sex With EmilyIn this episode, Jolie is joined by Emily Morse, a sex and relationship expert, Doctor of Human Sexuality, and creator and host of the podcast Sex with Emily, who helps Jolie answer questions about vibrator cleaning and storage, vampire gloves, sexual fluids and period sex messes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-05-2947 min
The Serpent CastJolie Kerr: Ask a Clean WitchWe open the episode with some personal news and shoutouts, then Casey and the Serpent Sluts do a full-moon review of CORE water and Suja Juice. Then, we talk to a very special guest: Jolie Kerr! She has an amazing podcast called "Ask A Clean Person" and wrote the NYT best-selling book, "My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag... and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha." She talks to us about cleaning up all the witchy and sexy messes you might make throughout your practice: candle wax spills and stains, glitter cleanup, keeping your tub Instagrammable when you take Witch Baby...
2018-04-031h 04Ask a Clean PersonEp110 — LAMOB 2018: We All Made Our Beds!It's LAMOB, Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, and in this episode, Jolie is joined by Jaya Saxena to wrap up a month of bed-making fun, and to celebrate 7 years of LAMOB. They're covering ink stains on sheets, night cream stains, how to wash a pillow, and sharing some LAMOB success stories. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-2752 minAsk a Clean PersonEp109 — LAMOB 2018: The Stain Of My ExistenceIt's LAMOB, Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, and in this episode, Jolie is joined by Hillary Getty as they get really real about the stains that are soiling our bedding. They're covering blood stains and sexual fluids, and touching on satin sheet care, how to clean a mattress and what color sheets are the most forgiving when it comes to hiding stains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-2054 minAsk a Clean PersonEp108 — LAMOB 2018: The Duvet BalletIt's LAMOB, Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, and in this episode, Jolie is joined by Tim Herrera of the New York Times as they take on the important questions in life like, "How do you put on a duvet cover without wanting to auto-defenestrate?" They also cover what to do about a duvet that's gone dingy, cleaning electric blankets and the secret to keeping bedlinens wrinkle-free without the use of an iron. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-1359 minAsk a Clean PersonEp107 — LAMOB 2018It's March, which means it's time for LAMOB, Jolie's annual bed-making challenge!! Jolie is joined by friend of the show, Last Week Tonight's Josh Gondelman, as they kick off LAMOB 2018. They're talking about the importance of making the bed, and answering listener questions about retinol stains on pillowcases and the tricky task of dealing with silicone lube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-03-0656 minAsk a Clean PersonEp106 — Wash Water WednesdayYour winter hats, scarves and gloves need to be washed … but how? In this episode, Jolie is joined by Tim Herrera of the New York Times as they talk about how to clean wool, cashmere and leather winter accessories. They also do a deep dive into the phenomenon of #WashWaterWednesday, which sees Jolie's audience sending her photos of their dirty wash water week after week after week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-02-271h 10
The Upgrade by LifehackerHow to Be a Clean Person, with Jolie Kerr (RECAST)We're talking about personal hygiene with professional clean person Jolie Kerr. Jolie’s been a cleaning expert for Esquire, Deadspin and The Hairpin, and she’s the author of the New York Times bestselling book, My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can’t Ask Martha. Starting this week, she’ll be writing a column for Lifehacker's parenting vertical, Offspring, on how to be a clean parent. In this episode, she’ll answer questions from our audience on how to handle stinky feet, weird breath, and the other embarrassing issues we all deal with (but don’t want to admi...
2018-01-2254 min
Spirits: Mythology, Legends, & FolkloreTarot w/ Jolie KerrSpread out the deck and think about your intentions. You flip a card. Jokes ensue. We’re joined this week by cleanliness expert and Tarot lover, Jolie Kerr, who navigates us through the basics of Tarot, the history of the cards, and some Church Intrigue. Meanwhile, we joke about the supernatural skill of playing Bridge and Mahjong, the cards talking shit about your friends, and how the Rosetta Stones solved all problems. Guest Jolie Kerr can be found on Twitter @joliekerr. Listen to Ask a Clean Person on Acast, Apple Podcasts, or any...
2018-01-1745 minAsk a Clean PersonEp101 — Ask a Clean Person LiveIt's the first ever Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast live show! Jolie is joined by Molly McAleer, the host of Plz Advise, as they tackle listener and audience questions about barf and sexual fluids and all of Jolie's other favorite topics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-01-161h 27
Why Are People Into That?!Interrobang: Jolie Kerr on clean people w dirty mindsCleaning things up so you can get extra dirty. That’s the philosophy of Ask A Clean Person columnist and podcaster Jolie Kerr. Tina had the misconception that a cleaning expert probably wouldn’t share some of her disgusting interests, but Jolie defies expectations with her dirty mouth and filthy mind. In this episode, Jolie gives tips for using ketchup to clean leather strap-on harnesses, and using meat tenderizer to clean up period blood; and Tina tells a very personal story about an anal catastrophe. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/yapit. Support this show...
2018-01-091h 15Ask a Clean PersonEp100 — New Year's Cleaning Resolutions!It's a new year, and Jolie is joined by Friend of the Show Josh Gondelman as they tackle listener cleaning resolutions! From setting up a cleaning schedule, to committing to making the bed every day, to finally dealing with that moldy caulk or broken Roomba, Jolie and Josh have got advice and encouragement to help you tackle your to-do list for the new year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2018-01-021h 13Ask a Clean PersonEp99 — Christmas ConcernsIt's Christmastime, and in this episode, Jolie is joined by Deadspin's Dom Cosentino as they talk all about the messes that Santa Claus brings down the chimney with him. From eggnog stains on flannel sheets, to pine sap and wrapping paper getting everywhere, to mouse droppings in the artificial tree (yup!), Jolie's got all of your Christmas concerns concerns covered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-12-1948 minAsk a Clean PersonEp98 — Chanukkah ConcernsMenorahs, and dreidels, and latkes, oh my! It's Chanukkah, and in this episode, Jolie is joined by Last Week Tonight's Josh Gondelman as they talk all about the messes that come along with the festival of lights. From the chocolate stains made by that delicious Chanukkah gelt, to the oily messes latkes cause, to a whole bunch of techniques for getting wax off your menorah, Jolie's got all of your Chanukkah concerns covered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-12-121h 00Ask a Clean PersonEp88 — Laundry For GothsIt's time to go back to school, Ask a Clean Person-style! In the final episode of Laundry School Class of '17, Jolie is joined by The Outline's Leah Finnegan, as they discuss the care and keeping of black clothing. Jolie also takes on the most terrifying of all laundry subjects: Indigo dye, and it's dark, fugitive nature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-09-2639 minAsk a Clean PersonEp87 — Laundry School Does DenimIt's time to go back to school, Ask a Clean Person-style! Jolie is joined by Deadspin's Dvora Myers to talk all about caring for your jeans. They're tackling raw denim care, what to do when indigo dye gets all over everything you and your jeans come in contact with, and how to remove gum and other sticky substances from your dungarees. Jolie also shares her general care tips for all manner of denim, from the jeans you garden in to the ones you wear to the club! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-09-1952 minAsk a Clean PersonEp86 — Laundry School: Surviving the LaundromatIt's time to go back to school, Ask a Clean Person-style! Jolie is joined by Deadspin's Giri Nathan, as Laundry School continues. On this episode, Jolie and Giri are talking about how to survive the laundromat and tips and tricks for making wash day a little less hideous. There's also a lot of information about how to load clothes, detergents and boosters into machines, so even if you're not laundromat-dependent, there's stuff for you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-09-121h 04The Upgrade by LifehackerHow to Be a Clean Person, with Jolie KerrWe're talking about personal hygiene with professional clean person Jolie Kerr. Jolie’s been a cleaning expert for Esquire, Deadspin and The Hairpin, and she’s the author of the New York Times bestselling book, My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can’t Ask Martha. Starting this week, she’ll be writing a column for Lifehacker's parenting vertical, Offspring, on how to be a clean parent. In this episode, she’ll answer questions from our audience on how to handle stinky feet, weird breath, and the other embarrassing issues we all deal with (but don’t want to admi...
2017-08-2154 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 82: The JalopisodeThe gang from Jalopnik joins Jolie for a spirited episode all about cars!!! In the first segment, Patrick George and Kristen Lee of Jalopnik talk about their favorite car cleaning products and techniques, and then they help Jolie answer a listener question about stubborn water marks on windows. Then, in the second segment, they tackle a gnarly listener problem involving a rat infestation in the engine of her car. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-08-1544 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 81: A Very Clean BirthdayIt's Jolie's birthday, and she's celebrating! In the first segment, she's talking about cleaning up after a new tattoo (she's getting a new one as a present to herself) — both ink stains, and stains from the required ointment. Then, in the second segment, Jolie's got a whole bunch of announcement about the show. Get excited! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-08-0824 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 80: SneakerheadsPeople love their sneakers, and on today's episode, Jolie is joined by David Cho, founding publisher of The Hairpin and noted sneaker aficionado, to talk about the best way to keep athletic footwear looking great. Then, they talk about how Cho is Jolie's favorite student and the approaches he's taken to in his quest to become a Jolie-level Clean Person! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-08-0153 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 77: Pee DribblesPee dribbles down the front of pants are an unfortunate fact of life. In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie & Dave are joined by friend of the show, Maureen O'Connor, New York Magazine's sex and relationship columnist, to break down why pee dribbles happen, how to treat them, and a few thoughts on preventing them in the first place. Before they get into all that dribbly fun, Maureen has a question for Jolie about keeping her ballcaps looking fresh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-07-1145 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 76: Do You Have "Gym Underwear"?Do you have dedicated gym underwear? On this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking about having a category of underwear that's worn while working out. They also cover removing pills from older but still functional gym gear, and Jolie shares her tips for washing athletic clothing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-07-0457 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 70: No ScrubsIn this very special episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by Ronnie Karam, one half of Watch What Crappens, a podcast all about that crap we love to watch on Bravo. Ronnie and Jolie are taking a walk down Housewives memory lane to examine all the literal messes our beloved 'Wives have made of themselves and each other. From wine-soaked cocktail dresses to brown ice, there's a lot of filth, and Jolie has thoughts on how to clean them up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-05-231h 35Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 69 — A Clean Person Mystery with Maureen O'ConnorThere's a mystery that's been keeping Jolie up at night, and on this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by New York Magazine's sex columnist, Maureen O'Connor, to unravel it. The mystery in question is this: Does semen really clog a drain? There is an answer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-05-1654 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 68: Wash What Happens, pt. 6Spring is in the air, which means that it's time to throw the windows open, beat the mattresses and detail the baseboards! Yup, Spring Cleaning season has come back 'round the mountain once again. Throughout April and May, Jolie & Dave are tackling some common Spring Cleaning tasks. In this episode, Jolie rounds out this little series by talking about the messes our beauty routines make, from washing makeup and hair brushes to removing makeup stains from washcloths and other textiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-05-0945 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 61: Grab Bag 4: LAMOB Strikes BackIt's another solo-Jolie episode! While Dave is away, Jolie reaches into her grabbag of questions and pulls out queries about removing ink and tea stains from bedding, and what to do when your head discolors the wall behind your bed. To round out the episode, Jolie talks about managing underbed storage so that the space beneath your mattress doesn't turn into a dust bunny-ridden wasteland. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-03-2146 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 60: Parents of Clean PersonBelieve it or not, Jolie did not spring fully formed from an exceedingly tidy cabbage patch, and on this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, her parents join her and Dave in the studio to answer the question, "What did you people do to her?" They also share some of their own cleaning tips, from shoe shining to taking white water rings out of wood furniture. And, because it's still LAMOB, Jolie shares some testimonials from some of her bed-making converts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-03-1451 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 59: LAMOB, Take 6Let's All Make Our Beds! It's March, which means it's time for Jolie's annual bed-making challenge, LAMOB. In this episode, Jolie gives her spiel about why she thinks that making your bed is such a great thing to do, and answers some listener questions about dusty bed frames and grimy-looking sheets. Dave grouses. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-03-0755 min
Plz AdviseA Parfait of Problems (Featuring Jolie Kerr)All-new show bbs! This week “Ask a Clean Person” host Jolie Kerr (twitter.com/joliekerr) stops by to NOT judge Molls (twitter.com/molls) for her messy home while also offering up some cleaning tips for period problems.
What do you do when an ex lies about leaving you a gift for Valentine’s Day? How do you channel your anger now that you can’t take it out on your partner? Should you really be in a monogamous relationship? Molls and Jolie tackle these calls and more of your conundrums this week!
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2017-03-011h 33Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 57: The Sexiest Mess, Part IIIn this super sexy two-part episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by New York Magazine's sex columnist and host of the Sex Lives podcast, Maureen O'Connor. They're talking sex messes — from sexual fluids on the decorative pillows, to lube stains on the dining room walls. They also engage in a rousing debate, as Jolie poses the question, "What is the messiest fetish?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-02-2154 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 56: The Sexiest Mess, Part IIn this super sexy two-part episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are joined by New York Magazine's sex columnist and host of the Sex Lives podcast, Maureen O'Connor. They're talking sex messes — from sexual fluids on the decorative pillows, to lube stains on the dining room walls. They also engage in a rousing debate, as Jolie poses the question, "What is the messiest fetish?" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-02-1458 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 55: Grab Bag 3: Grab HarderIn this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie reaches into her folder full of queries and pulls out a whole bunch of listener questions. There are some common problems, like old handbags that have taken on a funky smell or a pair of suede slippers that have a big old honking grease stain on them. Another listener asks how, and how often, bath mats and kitchen rugs need to be washed. And then there's the mold. Oh, the mold. Jolie rounds out the episode by talking about why persistent mold overtakes your bathroom, and what can be...
2017-02-0737 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 53: Hats OffBaby it's cold outside, and in this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are talking hats. Yes, you should clean your head coverings! You probably know that, at least in some abstract way. But how? Jolie explains how to clean all kinds of headgear, from woolen winter hats to dingy ballcaps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-01-2450 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 52: Grab Bag 2: The GrabbeningIt's another potpourri of cleaning conundrums! In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave reach into Jolie's folder full of questions and pull out three totally unrelated listener queries. Are you plagued by a cat pee-smelling vacuum? Help is here! Did a surprise party guest keep the surprises coming by dribbling red wine along your brand new hallway carpet? Fret not, your carpet can be saved. And are you grappling with whether or not to use the deodorizing vinegar solution you use to keep your hockey pads from smelling to mist a brisket? Jolie and...
2017-01-1746 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 51: Floor ItIt's not the sexiest topic in the world, but it's one that people ask about all the time: Seriously, what's the best way to get the floors cleaned? In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave start with a disaster story from a listener who smashed a glass bottle of olive oil on her floor and who wants to know, What Would Jolie Do? Then, they take on a listener question about cleaning tile floors, and Jolie talks generally about different approaches to floor care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...
2017-01-1046 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 50: A Fresh New YearIt's a new year (and thank God for that!), which means a fresh start for many people. In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie is answering questions about freshening up towels that have gone musty-smelling and cleaning out a washing machine that's developed a mold problem. And then, since a new year is a time when many people commit to new or improved habits, Jolie takes on a listener question about establishing cleaning routines and sticking to a schedule. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2017-01-0354 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 46: Grab Bag!It's a potpourri of cleaning conundrums! In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave are all over the place in the first ever grab bag episode. They kick things off with a question about couches, and Jolie explains the secret couch code that everyone should know about. Next come questions about how to wash a mousepad and other neoprene computing accessories, and what, exactly, is to be done about cleaning places you can't reach. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-12-0639 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 45: Walking in a Winter Wonder CoatWhen was the last time you washed your favorite puffy vest? How about that fleece you practically live in? Did you even know you were supposed to wash those?!? In this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave cover how, and how often, to wash casual winter coats like parkas, puffy vests and fleeces. Before winter arrives, Jolie will tell you everything you need to know to make sure your outerwear looks its very best! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-11-2933 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 44: Getting Sauced on ThanksgivingIt's time to give thanks, and Clean Person Jolie Kerr is thankful for the messes you'll make this holiday season. In this festive episode, Jolie is joined by her partner-in-grime, Dave Lozo, as they talk about the Thanksgiving Stain Trifecta, gravy, cranberry sauce and red wine, and how to get those delicious but stain-y comestibles off of clothes, table linens, the walls, your Great-Aunt Grace …. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-11-2243 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 42: Sweater WeatherIt's Fall in New York, and Jolie and Dave are welcoming the cooler weather with an episode dedicated to caring for your sweaters. Want to save on dry cleaning? Of course you do, and Jolie will help you do just that — in this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, you'll learn how to spot treat stains as they happen, how to wash sweaters at home and what to do about those blasted pills that make your woolens look ratty and horrible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-11-0842 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 40: Foul BallsOn this episode of Ask a Clean Person: The Podcast, Jolie and Dave go deep on a subject most of us don't talk about very often — how we're cleaning ourselves in the shower. Do you use bar soap or body wash? Do you wash your legs? And how even do we learn how to properly clean our undercarriage? As they answer reader questions about personal care and what guys can do to keep their nethers smelling fresh all day long, Jolie and Dave get really, really real about hygiene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
2016-10-2538 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 39: Athleisure & The New Rules of LaundryAsk a Clean Person: The Podcast is back! Jolie is joined by her newly minted co-host and partner-in-grime, Dave Lozo, as they catch up after a several-monthlong podcast hiatus and tackle the vexing subject of why workout gear comes out of the laundry still smelling like last week's spin class. From the dos and don'ts of laundering workout clothes, to the difference in how synthetic fabrics and natural fabrics like to be handled on wash day, to what to do when your favorite yoga pants get linty, Jolie and Dave explore the reasons that the popularity of athleisure has changed...
2016-10-1842 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 38: LAMOB pt. 2On this week’s episode of Ask a Clean Person, Jolie welcomes New York Magazine’s Maureen O’Connor back into the studio. As a somewhat avowed non-bed maker, Maureen had agreed to try her best to commit to Jolie’s annual bed making challenge, and today she owns up to the results. But first, they have some unfinished business to discuss… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-03-3044 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 35: A Bloody MessOn this week's episode of Ask a Clean Person, Jolie is joined in the studio by Caroline Kepnes, author of Hidden Bodies, the follow-up to her wildly successful and wildly scary debut novel, You. Today's topic of conversation is general blood stain removal tips and, since we're in the midst of Jolie's March bed-making challenge, they also talk a bit about what to do if you get a blood stain on your mattress or pillow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-03-0947 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 34: LAMOBOn this week's episode of Ask a Clean Person, Jolie is joined in the studio by Maureen O'Connor, New York Magazine’s sex columnist and a contributor at The Cut. In the first half of the show, Jolie lists her seven reasons why you should make your bed every day, and announces the kickoff of her fifth annual bed making challenge – Let's All Make Our Beds. After the break, Jolie goes over the anatomy of the bed in detail, and Maureen shares a recent messy experience she had...in bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
2016-03-0250 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 33: Sex Toy CleaningOn this very dirty episode of Ask a Clean Person, host Jolie Kerr chats with Meredith Haggerty, the reports editor at Racked National, about…cleaning sex toys! Together, they talk about different materials from latex to pyrex, sexual health, and answer several questions you definitely want the answers to. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-02-1842 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 31: Something Winter This Way ComesWinter shoe woes? Never fear! Ask a Clean Person has you covered as Jolie Kerr is in studio with Dave Lozo chatting all the ways to take care of your footwear throughout the cold and snowy season. Whether salt stains got you down or if your leather boots have seen better days after the melting slush, this is a great episode to keep your kicks kickin! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-02-0345 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 30: On the Chopping BlockAsk a Clean Person is on the chopping block this week as Jolie Kerr is in studio with Daniel Gritzer and Lesley Stockton talking knife and cutting board care. Daniel is the Culinary Director at Serious Eats, where he writes about food, cooking, and recipes, with an eye to obsessive recipe testing and myth-busting while Lesley is a staff writer and the test kitchen manager at The Sweethome who has been working in restaurant, catering, and test kitchens for almost two decades. Between why you should never put a chef's knife in the dishwasher, the right way to hand-wash, and...
2016-01-2743 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 29: Unstink It!Dirty gym pants? Unstink it on this week's episode of Ask a Clean Person as Jolie Kerr is joined by friend and Racked columnist Carlye Wisel. Carlye writes about exercise, womanhood and Disney parks. Today Jolie and Carlye are talking about two of those subjects today — exercise and womanhood — as they tackle everything about the dos and don'ts of laundering workout gear, dealing with inevitable smells and ensuring that your yoga pants enjoy a nice, long life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2016-01-2047 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 28: Unshrink It!At some point, most everyone has accidentally shrunk a sweater, jacket, or a pair of jeans. And yet there is no pre-packaged, easy-to-use product on the market to help people salvage their clothes! Until now. Ask a Clean Person host Jolie Kerr is in studio with Desiree Stolar, who has done the impossible: she has found a way to unshrink sweaters! Founder of Unshrinkit, a liquid-based solution specifically designed for returning wool sweaters to their original size, she and Jolie hash out this quick, reliable and lightweight alternative to messy mixtures, homespun instructions and tiresome stretching and unlike other substitutes...
2016-01-1346 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 26: New Year, New MessesHappy New Year! Well, maybe not yet, but on the season wrap-up of Ask a Clean Person Jolie preps for the glamorous stains one might incur on New Year's Eve. Maureen O'Connor, New York Magazine's sex columnist and contributor at The Cut, is back in studio offering her own crazy New Year's stories, asking some tough questions of her own. Between glitter and confetti messes plus other floor-related triages, Jolie and Maureen conquer the dreaded champaign stain! After the break, the duo breaks down New Year's Resolutions as well as cleaning goals for 2016. Tune in for a great episode!
2015-12-1649 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 24: Give the Gift of CleanHaving endured Thanksgiving, Ask a Clean Person host Jolie Kerr tackles the infamous holiday messes along with guests Meredith Haggerty and Julia Rubin, Reports Editor and Features Editor at Racked. Between a capsized gravy boat, a rogue bottle of red wine, and more gravy splatter, this is the ultimate episode addressing all festive disarrays. Plus, tune in to hear details on this year’s Clean Person Gift Guide! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-12-0246 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 22: Cast AwayOk cast iron crazies – this episode might make you mad. Jolie Kerr is joined by Daniel Gritzer to debunk some serious cast iron myths. Daniel is the Culinary Director at Serious Eats, where he writes about food, cooking, and recipes, with an eye to obsessive recipe testing and myth-busting. Dedicated listeners will remember Daniel from Season One, when he regaled us with true and terrifying tales of what really goes on in restaurant kitchens. He’s joining Jolie once again in the studio, this time to talk about the very serious subject of cast iron cookware. Hosted on Acas...
2015-11-1145 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 21: Suck it UpOh, suck it up! This week on Ask a Clean Person, Jolie Kerr is ranting and raving on Dyson vacuums with guest Liam McCabe, staff writer for The Sweethome where he covers the wild world of appliances. If Dyson isn’t the best ‘high end’ vacuum out there, what is? How about the most affordable vacuum? After hundreds of hours testing vacuums with The Sweethome, Liam shares findings on canisters and upright models, price versus quality and maintenance issues, the most reliable brands, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-11-0448 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 20: A Wicked MessTrick or Treat! Jolie Kerr is talking Halloween messes with guest Haley Mlotek on this week’s episode of Ask a Clean Person. Haley is the editor of The Hairpin, which historians will note is the very site on which Ask a Clean Person was launched way back in 2011! Between suggestions for crazy nose bleed stains, a costume color run fiasco, soiled lederhosen, and a feather boa incident, Jolie and Haley sift through solutions along with some witty banter for good measure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-10-2837 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 19: Staining Cats & DogsGot cat puke on your carpet? Dog pee on your couch? No worries, Jolie Kerr has you covered. Tune in for a pet-themed episode of Ask a Clean Person as Jolie is joined by Diana Moskovitz of Deadspin. Diana Moskovitz is a Staff Writer at Deadspin, where she has written about the organization No More, the NFL’s sham domestic violence partner, how Las Vegas authorities hid Floyd Mayweather’s history of beating up women, and the first woman who accused Bill Cosby of sexual assault. She has also somehow managed to work at Deadspin for more than a year with...
2015-10-2136 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 18: Smoke OutSo you smell like smoke. Don’t worry, Jolie Kerr is here to help! This weeks episode of Ask a Clean Person is for you, smoker. Tune in as she gives some great odor eliminating tips for getting rid of that nasty cigarette smell. She’s also joined by returning guest Dave Lozo. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-10-1439 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 17: Hockey TalkThis week on Ask a Clean Person, host Jolie Kerr is suiting up and heading to the ice with guest Dave Lozo. Dave has covered hockey for NHL.com and Bleacher Report for eight years and he once tried to pick up Michelle Kwan in a Kansas City hotel bar after drinking for 11 hours. There’s no better person to be in studio to talk about hockey gear and, most importantly, the smell of hockey gear! Tune in for a great show and learn how to handle what experts term as hockey stank. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
2015-10-0746 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 16: Stop Swiffering!Jolie Kerr hates Swiffers. Adam Clark Estes of Gizmodo hates Swiffers. By the time you’re done listening to today’s episode of Ask a Clean Person, you will too. Tune in as they teach you why Swiffers are glorified paper towels. Learn how to clean your floors more efficiently and get some overall great tips from the best in the biz.! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-09-3044 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 15: Lube & LaundryGot a lube stain on your sheets? Wondering which laundry detergent is the most effective? This week’s episode of Ask a Clean Person is for you! Tune in as host Jolie Kerr is joined by Casey Johnston, Lead Editor of The Wirecutter and The Sweethome and Cesar Torres, Managing Editor at The Wirecutter and The Sweethome. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-09-2344 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 14: Cum on my PodcastJolie Kerr kicks off the fall season of Ask a Clean Person with a doozy of a topic – sex stains. She’s joined by Maureen O’Connor, New York Magazine’s sex columnist and a contributor at The Cut. In addition to being generally awesome, Maureen, in her Sex Lives column, recently wrote an article entitled “The Complicated Politics of Where to Come” that in many ways was at the crossroads of what she does as a sex columnist and what Jolie does as a cleaning columnist and podcaster. This program was brought to you by Roberta’s. Hosted on Acas...
2015-09-1647 min
Sharp & HotEpisode 97: Jolie Kerr & Summer Season Finale!We’re approaching the last two weeks of August, AKA the peak of summertime travel season. Get out and go camping! On today’s episode of Sharp & Hot, Emily Peterson asks guest Jolie Kerr from Ask A Clean Person everything you need to know about dish cleaning in the woods. What’s the best way to clean when you don’t have access to running water? Tune in to learn all about it! Today’s episode was brought to you by Whole Foods Market.
“So really the sort of basics of [washing dishes while camping] are to have thre...
2015-08-1238 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 13: Someone’s In The Kitchn With JolieDirty dishes, sticky stovetops, messy microwaves… This week on Ask a Clean Person, host Jolie Kerr is taking on kitchen disasters with guest Kristin Appenbrink, freelance writer and contributing editor at The Kitchn. As it turns out, cooking oil is a big culprit in disgracing anyone’s kitchen and as it becomes airborne, it settles, and attracts dust. But never fear! Jolie and Kristin dish out a few tips and tricks, some eco-friendly and some not, to scrub down the grime. Ever wondered how to clean your cast-iron and stainless cookwear? Tune in for answers and to hear Jolie wax poet...
2015-08-0536 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 12: Speed CleaningWhen is the last time you cleaned your car? Perhaps it’s been a while? Tune in to this week’s Ask a Clean Person as Jolie Kerr welcomes Freddy Hernandez from Jalopnik, where he writes about buying and selling cool cars on the internet under the pen name Tavarish. Talking strategies to cleaning your four-wheeled speedster, the duo takes on questions ranging from a melted butter mishap to dealing with cigarette stench. You won’t want to miss it! This program was brought to you by Fairway Market. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...
2015-07-2935 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 11: Clean It With FireRestaurant cleanliness: what do you want to know? What don’t you want to know? This week on Ask a Clean Person, host Jolie Kerr welcomes Daniel Gritzer, Culinary Director at Serious Eats, to the studio for some thoughts on food safety plus crazy restaurant stories. Daniel boasts being Department of Health certified and has seen it all! What are the restaurant red flags? How old is the soup? Which is the worst day to order fish? How clean is the cutlery? Tune in to hear myths dispelled as well as the dirty truth! This program was brought to you by...
2015-07-2245 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 10: A Moldy, Mildewy MessThis week on Ask a Clean Person, host Jolie Kerr is tackling mold and mildew! With guest Julia Rubin, Features Editor at Racked National, in studio, the two delve deep into the cleverest tricks to avoiding the dank and damp dilemma. Talking solutions for bathrooms that range from eco-friendly tea tree oil to heavy duty bleach scrubs, Jolie also suggests that de-humidifiers and plug in bathroom fans can be a lifesaver! Tune in to hear Jolie’s love of hardware stores, the magic of Damprid, plus how to handle musty carpet. This program was brought to you by Route 11 Potato Ch...
2015-07-1531 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 9: It’s the PitsSummer: the word ushers in thoughts of sunshine, the beach, and… pit stains! This week on Ask A Clean Person, host Jolie Kerr welcomes Greg Howard to the show. Greg is a staff writer at Deadspin, where he writes about sports and culture and the occasional penis, and edits Screamer, the website’s soccer vertical. Answering exactly how to deal with this summer setback, Jolie and Greg approach the quandary with wit and charm, suggesting, for instance, to rid a shirt of yellowed stains simply soak the shirt in hot water and OxiClean for a long while and perhaps enlist the...
2015-07-0834 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 8: Party FoulDid you know that jello won’t set if you add pineapple to it? The fourth of July is right around the corner, so if you’re planning on making jello shots, this information could be particularly vital for you. This week on Ask A Clean Person Jolie Kerr and James Del, the former director of programming and events at Gawker answer questions about how to clean up hardened jello, sandy cabins, and melted plastic cutting boards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-07-0136 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 7: Order Out of ChaosSpring cleaning is a great time to get rid of the useless clutter in your apartment. This week’s episode of Ask a Clean Person will certainly put you in the right mindset to clean your mess. Jolie Kerr is joined by Ann Lightfoot and Kate Pawlowski, Founding Partners of Done & Done NYC, and Operations Manager, Abby Lofberg. Done and Done NYC is a professional organizing and staging company. Along with thorough clean-outs, they “implement systems to prevent reoccurring issues and help you get control of the problem that’s controlling you.” Tune in for a spirited conversation that will help you...
2015-06-2448 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 6: Stinking Feet & Sinking HeelsIf you are looking for a podcast about solving your stinky feet problem, you’ve come to the right place. On this week’s episode of Ask a Clean Person, Jolie Kerr is joined by Meredith Haggerty, the former host of Internet and technology podcast “TLDR” and reports editor at Racked.com. Jolie and Meredith talk about high heels in grass, rain storms and your shoes and sneaker balls. This program was brought to you by Bonnie Plants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-06-1730 minAsk a Clean PersonEpisode 5: Crafty ConundrumsMoth infestation in your closet? Somebody glitterbomb you? Well, you’re in luck. This week on Ask a Clean Person, Jolie Kerr and guest Kate McKean discuss these topics at length. Tune in for tips and advice when it come to glitter messes and moths in your clothes (ew!). This program was brought to you by Edwards VA Ham. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-06-1031 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 4: Baby, You’re a Mess!Did your baby make a mess? Need to clean poop stains!? Do you think Lego’s are Satan’s toy? This episode of Ask a Clean Person is for you! This week, Jolie Kerr is joined by Blair Koenig, the author and creator of STFU, Parents. STFU, Parents is a submission-based “public service” blog that mocks parent overshare on social networking sites. It was created in March 2009 and is an entertainment destination for thousands of daily readers. The site serves as a guide for parents on what NOT to post about their kids as well as a forum for non-parents to vent...
2015-06-0330 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 3: Have Broom, Will TravelStuck hand washing laundry in Africa for two weeks? Prone to yeast infections? Shampoo bottle breaks in your suitcase? Worse yet – cat pee in your suitcase? Well, you’re in luck. Jolie Kerr and guest Jen Doll address travel related cleaning issues on this week’s episode of Ask a Clean Person. This program was brought to you by Bonnie Plants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-05-2727 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 2: Much To Do About NotingWhat does your calendar look like? Is it an app? Google Calendar? A moleskine? Tune in to Ask a Clean Person as host Jolie Kerr and guest Dayna Evans help you navigate the world of daily planning. Dayna Evans is a writer and editor based in New York who writes for Gawker and other popular internet publications. On the show, Jolie and Dayna address questions about scheduling chores, effectively keeping your house clean and maintaining good habits. This program was brought to you by Rolling Press. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2015-05-2033 min
Ask a Clean PersonEpisode 1: A Hairy SituationWelcome to Ask A Clean Person, The Podcast! Host Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist whose weekly column, Ask a Clean Person, appears on Deadspin.com. In this half hour show, Jolie will share cleaning tips, answer reader questions and get really real with a rotating cast of guests about the messes life throws our way. On the debut episode, she is joined by Choire Sicha, co-proprietor of The Awl – a media outlet and website that proudly carries the motto “Be Less Stupid.” Together they join forces to teach cat-owning listeners how to properly manage the messes their...
2015-05-1332 min