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Two Jons Don't Make a RightFrom Islands: Nick "New Album" ThorburnIslands has a new record out called "What Occurs" and Islands lead singer Nick Thorburn couldn't be more stoked to release it Friday June 21st.
Lead singer Nick Thorburn leans against the jet black wall of LA's "Club Zebulon" and languidly sips his White Claw spritzer.
"I love the new record. It's called "What Occurs"" he offers, blue eyes piercing through the hazy dimness of the hipster mecca.
"But the thing is, I spent dozens of hours on this album, I put my friends on it, we collabed on it, it was a...
2024-06-221h 03
The Bridgerton BrosBridgerton Season 3 Halftime Check In, and Trailer for Part IIAfter hard core binging the first four episodes of Bridgerton Season 3, we've taken a deep breath, steam cleaned the carriage, and are preparing for part 2. Kevin and Jon analyze the teaser trailer for part 2 of the Polin story, and set the table for another binge-a-thon next week. Thanks for listening, rate and review if ya get a chance, and if you wanna join the chat over at Discord and get over 100 bonus Kevin and Jon podcasts on movies and other TV shows, join us at Patreon.com/KevinandJon!
2024-06-0524 minTwo Jons Don't Make a Right2 Jons 1 Ron (Funches)The hilarious Ron Funches hops in the Fartvan to dish: where's the best place to visit in Japan, who was the funniest DIY comic in Portland in the aughts, and a heartwarming story about how Daly himself welcomed Ron to LA. BONUS: Bill Cosby Bukowski update.
2024-05-011h 11Two Jons Don't Make a RightTwo Jons, one Zach CreggerDirector of "Barbarian", and Whitest Kids You Know alum Zach Cregger hops in the Fartvan to confess his sins. Daly and "Cregger" have so many visceral stories from their time in New York, that the Jons have no idea where in Los Angeles they are at any point in this episode. The conversation is just that good, and it soars ahead of the traffic lights. But no rights!
2024-02-281h 06Two Jons Don't Make a RightNick Krollin’ Around With 2 JonsThe episode you've been waiting for is here. Comedy genius and nice dude Nick Kroll blesses the Fartvan! The Jons get down to the REAL RED MEAT of LA: The Sunset Strip. The only Zankou, Guitar Center, and whatever is now where Meltdown Comics once lived. Nick dishes with the Jons on his favorite drive, and then the Jons take him there and they drive the drive! Hell yeah! Frequent Kroll collaborator Jon D vibes with Nick on Kroll Show and skin care, and Frequent Kroll friend Tall Jon navigates an Arby’s drive-thru like a Tall Kyle Busch, buying Ni...
2024-02-211h 18Two Jons Don't Make a RightJon, Jon, Jon(ah Ray), and Alex WinterBetween then two of them, Jonah Ray and Alex Winter have done it all. found a true bond making their latest film "Destroy All Neighbors", which Jon D appears in! Sure the boys are fartvanning' around East LA again, but wouldn't you? West LA being on the opposite side of the earth and all? We got a storm-of-the-century goin' on over here, what do you want? The convo rocks, and with TWO accomplished guests, it covers decades of cool details you probably didn't know, I'd tell you but I don't wanna spoil the ep, it's a good one.
2024-02-071h 18Two Jons Don't Make a RightHamm in the VanThe 2nd ever J-O-N Jon is Jon Hamm. He joins favorite guest Jon Gabrus who was the 1st J-O-N Jon guest to make it technically 3 Jons Don’t Make a Right. Or do they? Are there rules for three Jons that are different from the Rightless regularity of Two Jons? Well, you wouldn’t know it from the way Tall Jon drives. Left after left after left after left he takes, with Top Gun Maverick, Mad Men, Confess, Fletch’s Jon Hamm in tow no less. His left-only driving flies in the face of what could be a really anarchic, chaoti...
2024-01-171h 03Two Jons Don't Make a RightDelvin' the 'Dena with Seth MorrisFriend of Jons Seth Morris hops in the Fartvan to show the Jons the finer points of Pasadena history. Pasadena, home of the Rosebowl (who cares?) and also Van Halen Hales from it. Some really cool stuff here, 2 Jons fans, as the boys reminisce about formative years on the east coast. It's emotional, so thank the lord these boys are so supportive. Listen as Seth and the Jons hold space for each other's feelings and maintain a safe space for each other within the Fartvan. One can take big risks when there's a safety net under one's fall. Seth takes...
2023-11-281h 20Two Jons Don't Make a Right"Two Jons Do Run the Light" with Adam ScottThe brilliant and L.A.-Based Adam Scott hops innie the FARTVAN to drive the wrong way down some one-ways in service of left-turning. Now with 50% more runtime, you'll Party Down even harder with this Severance Starrer, with the convo cutting straight to the bone on the hard-hitting issues of the day: Where are we? (driving)? Who's seen which Broadway plays? Does Daly love the Red Hot Chili Peppers TOO much? What was it like for Adam to be in (PROJECT). This Adult Swim Golf Classic reunion listens like butter. Sop it up with your ear-bread until there's none...
2023-09-121h 33Two Jons Don't Make a Right2 Vons Don't Make a Ralphs with Mary Elizabeth EllisThe magical Mary Elizabeth Ellis joins 2 Jons for a lap around Hollywood with a convo so interesting you’ll start to feel like you’re in the Fartvan, which Tall Jon completely fails to gas up before the record! Jon D and Mary Elizabeth are pissed, but forgive and forget for the sake of the drive. After all, in this crazy world, a pinch of civility is all we have left, which is the only way we turn!
2023-06-271h 12Two Jons Don't Make a RightJon, Jon, Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel: Drivin' and Strikin'Potentially the most action packed episode yet, Joe Mande and Noah Garfinkel are two of the funniest writers working, or rather, not working (because of the WGA strike). There's never been more numerous, or intense left turns than in today's episode. Figurative, literal, paranormal... the pivots are frankly shocking. And it's all done so effortlessly, until violence breaks out in the Fartvan. Listen, learn, and turn left. Support writers and support the strike, it affects all of us!
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Sex and the CidiotsRelease Date Announced! This June: "And Just Like That," Season 2For some reason, TV shows HATE to tell you exactly when they will air, but at least we know the month! And Just Like That season 2 returns this June, and this podcast returns with it. Kevin and Jon check in to cover the new trailer, catch up on what we know about the season so far, and they even remember most of the names! Maybe some things ARE better left in the past…but not us, baby. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Pa...
2023-04-2922 min
Two Jons Don't Make a RightTwo Jons Do Make a Night with Jason MantzoukasThe Jons are back with the brilliant Jason Mantzoukas, who made the ingenious suggestion that we pick him up for the podcast AFTER DARK! That's right cool cats, this Two Jons takes place during the SEXY NIGHTTIME. LA at night is like jazz. The traffic has it's own rhythm, flowing like a trumpet line against the thrumming bass buzz of humans in clubs and bars, making out, wearing sexy outfits, day trading and farting. Jason and The Jons bebop up to the Sunset Strip, the piano heats up into a blistering solo, many neon signs are visible, cutting lines...
2023-03-141h 41The Bridgerton BrosQueen Charlotte Release Date Announced & New Trailer DropsHappy Valentine's to us all! We have been gifted a new "Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story" trailer, and more importantly, a release date: May 4. Six episodes will drop all at once the first weekend of May (which we will fully cover), and Kevin and Jon hop on the mics for the first time in MONTHS to analyze the trailer, the characters, and what we know so far. If you're missing that sweet, sweet Kev & Jon action, join us over on Patreon! We've got bonus episodes (including a Desperate Housewives podcast) and zoom hangs: Patreon.com/KevinandJon
2023-02-1521 minTwo Jons Don't Make a Right3 JONS DO MAKE A RIGHT? with Jon GabrusThe hilarious and amazing Jon Gabrus (101 Places to Party Before You Die, High and Mighty, Action Boyz) joins the Jons for the first ever episode of '3 Jons Don't Make a Right'! Now, we all know 2 Jons don't make a right - It's a rule so ingrained that Hammurabi, the Babylonian Ball Buster himself, is said to have etched it into finest marble. But this ain't 2 Jons brudder! It's 3! And 3 Jons totally changes the game! CAN they turn right now? WILL they turn right if they decide they can, or will they choose to remain leftists?? What are the rules w...
2023-02-151h 26Sex and the CidiotsHe's Just Not That Into You AKA Dating, ActuallyIf you take a shot every time a famous person surprisingly shows up in the 2009 (but feels like 1998) movie, "He's Just Not That Into You," you'll be as drunk as Kevin and Jon are by the end of this thing. Several separate but interlocking stories make this sort of like, what if "Love, Actually" wasn't about love? And it all came from an episode of Sex and the City! The episode was 6.4, "Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little," and it spawned a phrase, a book, and this movie. It's a supersized episode, so make it last, Cidiots! We love and miss you.
2023-01-242h 31Two Jons Don't Make a RightJohnny Pemberton X No Rights CrewJon and Jon are back with another guest named John. Ny. Johnny Pemberton, actor comedian and fan of the popular band Korn. Jon Daly and Johnny found themselves in Africa recently and went on Safari together, seeing animals, having their minds blown, and proving that 2 male friends can go on vacation together and get to know each other better. Tall Jon crushes the driving in this episode, turning ONLY left. He's gotten so good he could probably do it sightless, but for now we'll settle for doing it rightless!
2022-11-221h 18The Bridgerton Bros"Desperate Housewives" - A New Kevin and Jon SeriesThe year was 2004, and a group of ladies on Wisteria Lane brought a bunch of wacky drama that turned into the biggest pop culture phemonenon of the year: Desperate Housewives. Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Nicollette Sheridan and a series of dudes including a hot gardener and — according to Jon — a slightly less hot plumber have given the fellas behind Sex and The Cidiots & The Bridgerton Bros a new project to binge. Kevin and Jon will be taking on season 1 (at least) over on the Patreon while we wait for the return of And Just...
2022-11-071h 17Sex and the Cidiots"Desperate Housewives" - A New Kevin and Jon SeriesThe year was 2004, and a group of ladies on Wisteria Lane brought a bunch of wacky drama that turned into the biggest pop culture phemonenon of the year: Desperate Housewives. Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Nicollette Sheridan and a series of dudes including a hot gardener and — according to Jon — a slightly less hot plumber have given the fellas behind Sex and The Cidiots & The Bridgerton Bros a new project to binge. Kevin and Jon will be taking on season 1 (at least) over on the Patreon while we wait for the return of And Just...
2022-11-071h 17Two Jons Don't Make a RightSarah Silverman Is All We Have LeftsJon and Jon journey into the gritty Hollywood Flats with their guest, the hilarious Sarah Silverman. The enormous line for Funko Pops is seen once again. What fascination do people have with these? Are they as cool as the people the gang talks to think they are? The Jons and Sarah don't really get into it. Instead they stop at an abandoned McDonalds, followed by a functioning McDonalds, ordering typical fare. Sarah a small fries, Jon D a Diet Coke and an apple pie. Nothing for Tall Jon, though he paid for it all like a gentleman. The Fart...
2022-10-121h 11Sex and the Cidiots"Dancing With The Stars" for Jason Lewis AKA Smith JerrodJason Lewis AKA Smith Jerrod is on Dancing With The Stars, Season 31, and in his honor, Kevin and Jon are watching and podcasting on this show until he gets eliminated! (Please, no spoilers! Who KNOWS how long this will take?!) Here's a big episode with your two favorite Cidiots watching a new show and trying to figure it out. Enjoy! We MISS YOUUUUU! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon.
2022-09-211h 47The Bridgerton Bros"Kate and Leopold" (2001) AKA The Case of The Missing ElevatorsBack in 2001, a time travel romcom starring Meg Ryan and a young Hugh Jackman came into our lives, and far in the future, Kevin and Jon talk about it. Hugh Jackman plays Leopold, Duke of Albany, a man out of time and reason enough for us to make this connection with our Bridgerton Bros audience. Come for Hugh's actually great, Golden Globe nominated performance, stay for Sleepy Meg Ryan, Wacky Liev Schreiber and a whole bunch of other surprising, fun cameos. Thanks to Patreon supporter Lisa for the request! Remember: if you join at the soulmate level, or pledge...
2022-09-051h 32The Bridgerton BrosPersuasion (2022 - Netflix)There's a new, popular, romantic, old-timey British movie on Netflix, so Kevin and Jon figured it was a good time to hop on the Bridgerton Bros feed for an in-between-seasons episode. We're doing the modernized (VERY modernized) Persuasion, a story by Jane Austen. Dakota Johnson stars and breaks the fourth wall, and Jon develops a crush on one of the worst sisters in history in this Cinderella-meets-Fleabag-meets-Bridgerton-meets-Instagram Influencer update on an old classic. We've missed you, Bridgerbuddies! Join us over on Patreon for bonus episodes and zoom hangs: Patreon.com/KevinandJon
2022-07-291h 45Two Jons Don't Make a RightBrendon Walsh Joins JonsJon and Jon are joined by hilarious standup and World Record Podcast cohost Brendon Walsh to chop it up on another lovely leftless drive that remains drama free... Until a Hollywood garbage man goes apeshit and puts the whole crew in danger. Jon gets angry, but Jon stays cool behind the wheel, stalking the garbageman with the impotent rage of Michael Douglas in Falling Down, only to do nothing about it because of the machine of power he felt churning behind it, like Michael Douglas in The Game. He looked a mid-podcast road rage confrontation right in the face...
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Two Jons Don't Make a RightMolly Lambert of HeidiWorld podcast fame!2 Jons are back with the brilliant LA Native Molly Lambert from the amazing, sleazy Heidi Fleiss podcast "HeidiWorld". Molly talks Hollywood history, takes the Jons to Heidi Fleiss's old Hollywood Blvd. storefront for her line of women's boxer shorts, they see a lady with tons of garbage duct taped to her car and Jon D plugs his new album, Ding Dong Delicious. Tall Jon is a safe driver. However, if he gets pulled over, he knows his rights, and also knows NOT to take them on the podcast! We ONLY turn left!
2022-06-071h 31
Two Jons Don't Make a Right2 Jons Don't Make a Right 3: Hollywood HuebelHollywood's Rob Huebel joins Jon and Jon for a leftless romp through, well, Hollywood! Billboards are discussed, a terrible mural is mocked, and Tall Jon has a foot infection. Sometimes life is more wrongs then rights, which is something these guys don't take!
2022-06-011h 01
Two Jons Don't Make a Right2 Jons Don't Make a Right PILOTThis is very, very special. 2 Jons Don't Make a Right didn't start fully formed. In fact, the idea to incorporate "guests" at all basically occurred to us in this episode! We're calling it the "Pilot". There is an air of excitement, of fun, delirious naivete that pervades this episode as Jon and Jon drive around Hollywood hammering out what the podcast will be, setting rules, cutting up, and trying to get the podcast exactly right. Or is it exactly LEFT? Because they don't make rights! Enjoy!
2022-05-171h 13
Two Jons Don't Make a Right2 Jons Don't Make a Right Pt. 2 - with Kulap VilaysackJon and Jon are joined by actor and comedian and podcaster Kulap Vilaysack for a right-turnless drive where they 1. Get into a car accident and confront the other driver and 2. Heckle an anti-mask protest and then Jon feels bad about it but ultimately, fuck it right? Or fuck it LEFT? Becasue two Jons DON'T make a right is the podcast.
2022-04-191h 47Two Jons Don't Make a RightEp. 12 "Dan Klein, Jon Daly and Ben Shapiro" - with Dan KleinThe boys are back! Jon hosts the hilarious writer and comedian Dan Klein (Bible Bros. Podcast). The boys take on the task of listening to an episode of a podcast by conservative take-maker and argument winner Ben Shapiro.
2022-04-121h 11Two Jons Don't Make a RightEp. 11 - Sopranos Podcast Review-agool Pt. 1 - with Fat TonyFrom "Pod-a-Bing" to "Gabagool: A Sopranos Podcast" to "Pod-Oh-My", there are a TON of Sopranos podcasts, and friends - we're reviewing all of them here in our new series "Sopranos Podcast Review-agool". For Part 1, Jon's favorite rapper and Sopranos superfan Fat Tony sits down with Jon to review the iconic "Talking Sopranos" and the perfectly-named "The Sopranos Show".
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Two Jons Don't Make a RightTwo Jons Don't Make a Right - Ep. 1 Steve AgeeJon Daly and Jon Schroeder (Two Jons) and a guest drive around Los Angeles making only lefts. No rights. If they have to turn right, the podcast ends.
with Steve Agee! (Peacemaker, Suicide Squad, Sarah Silverman Program)
2022-02-221h 02
Two Jons Don't Make a RightThe Stoicism of Wellness w/ Jon GabrusJon and High and Mighty's Jon Gabrus review The Daily Stoic and Wellness Force.
2022-02-081h 19Sex and the CidiotsRewatching The Sex and the City Pilot (and breaking down the 2nd AJLT trailer)To prepare for the upcoming "And Just Like That" series premiere, Kevin & Jon go back to where it all started, and rewatch the Sex and the City pilot episode from 1998 (beginning at 19:24). Unlike our own episode 1.1, we now know everybody's names, and have a whole new perspective. Before that, we talk a bit out the second trailer that just dropped. To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon. Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2021-12-051h 09Sex and the CidiotsDune (1984) AKA Trey MacDougal's Film DebutIt's a Patreon exclusive we're dropping on the Cidiots feed because it's Kyle MacLachlan/Dune/Trey/Muad'Dib's film debut! The new Dune is out now on HBO Max, but Jon got Kevin to finally watch the original, so he can now retroactively get all the references from the Charlotte/Trey relationship. The Spice Must Flow! Sandworms! Whispering! Nip rips! To get more movies & TV podcasts from Kevin and Jon during Sex and the City offseason, join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/kevinandjon.
2021-11-011h 51Sex and the CidiotsA Leaked Script, A Possible Funeral, and Carrie is Forever 21It's time for an August update on all the news and rumors about the new Sex and the City series, "And Just Like That." Kevin & Jon are joined by several ladies to help round up the info. (POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT EPISODE!) We've got a leaked page from the script, the first episode's title, and a possible funeral scene? We scour Instagram posts, talk about Carrie's fashion, what's real and what might be a misdirect to throw us off the scent. Jon also destroys a piece of Kevin's mom's wicker furniture. Rate, review, join the patreon at patreon.c...
2021-08-2546 minThe Bridgerton Bros"Emma" (2020 film, starring Anya Taylor-Joy)It's an offseason podcast on another British costume drama: 2020's "Emma," starrying Anya Taylor-Joy (Golden Globe winner, Queen's Gambit), directed by Autumn de Wilde. It's the Jane Austen story that "Clueless" was based on! While Kevin & Jon wait for the return of Bridgerton (or the spinoff about Queen Charlotte!), they'll occasionally podcast on movies of the same genre. Rate and review if you haven't yet, or listen to our other podcast, Sex and the Cidiots! Twitter: @brosbridgerton Instagram: @thebridgertonbros Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon
2021-05-202h 07
The Bridgerton BrosBridgerton Babyfaces and Heels: Breaking Down The Characters (Part 2)Part 2 of the Faces & Heels podcast, where Kevin, Jon, and guest Joe McCaffrey go character-by-character in the Bridgerton world to classify whether they are babyfaces (good guys) or heels (bad guys), as we report the results of our social media poll. On this episode: Eloise, Benedict, Colin, Will Mondrich, Genevieve Delacroix, Lady Danbury, Siena, Lady Featherington, and some of the deeper cuts and extras. Follow us on Instagram @TheBridgertonBros Patreon for videos and exclusive bonus podcasts: patreon.com/kevinandjon
2021-05-131h 00
The Bridgerton BrosBridgerton Babyfaces and Heels: Breaking Down The Characters (Part 1)Kevin and Jon are joined by Joe McCaffrey — Kevin's ACTUAL Bridgerton Brother/pro wrestling expert. Joe ran our social media poll where listeners voted on whether each Bridgerton character was a "babyface" (good guy) or a "heel" (bad guy). We go character by character, giving you the polling results and our own takes. Part 1 of a 2 part episode covers: the Duke, Daddy Duke, Penelope Featherington, Marina Thompson, Lady Bridgerton (aka BridgerMom), Anthony Bridgerton, Lord Berbrooke, Queen Charlotte, and we finish with Daphne. Follow Joe @GoodVsBadGuys on Instagram and Twitter for more deep dives like this! Follow us on Instagram @Th...
2021-05-0653 minThe Bridgerton Bros1.8 After The Rain AKA The Grandest Social Seaon FinaleDukes and Daphnes, finally, we have come to the pinnacle of season one! Thankfully there will be more to follow, but they will NOT include the Duke. We discuss that news, but more importantly, all the happenings of the final episode of Netflix's biggest show: a dramatic dance in the rain, a fixed fight, a murder, a baby, and an unmasking of Lady Whistledown herself. You will not believe how many times Jon says "Steve Zahn" in this episode that does not, in fact, contain Steve Zahn. Can't wait for season two, and if you have a moment, we'd l...
2021-04-081h 55Sex and the CidiotsNew Podcast Announcement: The Bridgerton BrosBIG ANNOUNCEMENT: while we wait for the Sex and the City reboot, Kevin and Jon have a new show going on: Bridgerton. The podcast is "The Bridgerton Bros." Binge, then join us for another romantic podcast adventure with your favorite boozy idiots. With a new theme by Mike Hadge, and art from Paul Rescigno, let's get British and learn how babies are made! Instagram: @thebridgertonbros Twitter: @brosbridgerton Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon
2021-02-1905 minThe Bridgerton Bros1.1 Bridgerton Pilot- Diamond Of The First WaterLet's take a journey to the Regency Era, a land of romance, fancy frilly clothes, picky Queens, sexy loner dukes, a dramatic human mating season in England, and and the voice of Julie Andrews as a sort of British Gossip Girl character. Kevin and Jon - your Bridgerton Bros - dive into the first episode of Netflix's most-watched show EVER. Thanks Shonda! Rate and review if you would be so kind, don't be a Berbrooke about it. Theme by Mike Hadge (@HadgeTunes) Instagram: @thebridgertonbros Twitter: @BrosBridgerton
2021-02-181h 29The Bridgerton BrosAn Introduction To: The Bridgerton BrosThe Bridgerton Bros are Kevin McCaffrey and Jon Daly, and they'll be doing an episode a week talking about everyone's favorite dramatic, horny, British Shondaland show. But who are THEY?! They're best friends of 20 years, one's a comedian, one's a comedy writer, and they also host the Sex and the Cidiots podcast. This episode is an introduction to your hosts, and Jon's wife Kristen quizzes the guys on how much they know about this era of English life and storytelling. Let's get boozy and have some fun. Instagram: @thebridgertonbros Twitter: @brosbridgerton Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon
2021-02-1826 minSex and the CidiotsAnd Just Like That...Sex and the City is BACK (and Kevin goes Viral)Well, don't Kevin & Jon know how to time things perfectly: Sex and the City is officially coming back with an HBO reboot titled "And Just Like That." Kevin and Jon talk about what we know now, what we expect to happen, and more. We can't wait to podcast with Sex and the City AS IT HAPPENS. We also talk about how Kevin got millions of hits on TikTok and was the #1 trend on Buzzfeed this weekend. NBD, slow news week. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
2021-01-121h 08Sex and the CidiotsChristmas Movie Club: "It's A Wonderful Life"Merry Christmas, Cidiots! For a little holiday fun, Kevin and Jon have decided to give the podcast treatment to the Christmas classic of all Christmas classics, "It's A Wonderful Life." You better believe there are some truly terrible Jimmy Stewart impressions in here, as a gift to you! Happy holidays to everyone except Billy and Mr. Potter!
2020-12-231h 34Sex and the CidiotsMovie Club: "When Harry Met Sally"It's the first installment of the "Sex and the Cidiots: Movie Club!" The first movie is: When Harry Met Sally. A classic that Jon had never seen before (Kevin and his wife won a trivia contest about this movie just a couple months ago in Brooklyn, NBD), and this podcast is just slightly longer than the movie itself. Ridiculous? Yes. More ridiculous than "college" Billy Crystal? Nothing is! We'll have what YOU'RE having! Patrons on the soulmate level at patreon.com/kevinandjon get to pick the movies for our movie club, and you can join and make...
2020-12-182h 15Sex and the CidiotsThe Kevin and Jon Patreon! More Shows, More FunWe have a Patreon! We're doing more podcasts, live zooms, Q&A's, movie drink-alongs, and even ON DEMAND podcasts, you're invited to all of it! On this mini-episode, Kevin and Jon talk about the next steps for the show, and what people who join us as patrons will get. Go to www.patreon.com/kevinandjon and check it out, and we hope you stay with us. But for free, next week in this very feed: the Sex and the City MOVIES! Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
2020-10-3026 minSex and the Cidiots6.20 An American Girl In Paris Part Deux AKA The End Of An EraIt's the finale. The end of an era, Cidiot Nation. Carrie misses out on her party, but finds where she's really supposed to be, thanks to a Big meet cute. Charlotte and Harry find their girl. Miranda and Steve deal with his mom's health problems, and take her in. Samantha loses a bit of herself, only to find it again with Smith. And Kevin and Jon talk about it all, in Jon's garage, for two hours. Thanks for listening, and we hope you stay with us. Now excuse us, can we have a glass of alcohol, when you get...
2020-10-231h 58Sex and the Cidiots6.11 The Domino Effect AKA Big's Heart Problems & Steve Snorts a TamponJon had another baby and he's BACK! Just in time for Mr. Big's heart procedure, and Carrie's waterworks. Steve sees Robert and Miranda f'ing and then gets a tampon up his nose (semi-related). Charlotte goes to an alternative fertility doctor and gets to be a "pin-up" girl of sorts, and Samantha freaks out when Smith wants to hold her hand. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2020-08-211h 04Sex and the Cidiots5.7 The Big Journey AKA Hell Train To CaliforniaIn The Big Journey, Carrie forgets Big gave her a FREE PLANE TICKET and takes a train to San Francisco to try to get laid. Samantha joins her on the trip because she's sick of New York. Charlotte gets busy with Harry in his friend's bachelor pad, and Miranda does nothing! Come for the Sex and the City chat, stay for Jon's solo show-within-a-show when Kevin goes to get whiskey from the other room. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2020-05-221h 00Sex and the Cidiots4.18 I Heart NY AKA Big Goes West & Miranda Gets A BabyIt's the season 4 finale and it's good! Big leaves NYC after one last evening with Carrie, Miranda has a baby, and Jon gives Kevin insider info on the birthing room experience. Samantha suspects Richard of cheating, and goes incognito to track him and find out. Charlotte gets picked up at work, and tries to take him home for sex but her huge apartment is too scary. It's an emotional one! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2020-04-0358 minSex and the Cidiots4.8 My Motherboard, My Self AKA This One Gets RealMiranda's mom passes away unexpectedly, and that's really what this episode is about. There's other stuff: bra fitting (Jaimie McCaffrey & Kristen Daly make a cameo to talk about how much SATC nailed that scene), Carrie's computer crashes, and Samantha has trouble logging off...so to speak. Charlotte's here too. One of our cohosts experiecned exactly this episode in real life recently, so buckle up, have a laugh and a cry, and find a good fitting bra. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2020-01-2650 minSex and the Cidiots4.7 Time and Punishment AKA I Choose My ChoiceCarrie & Aidan have passive aggressive times, after Big's voice pops up on an answering machine during sex, and they talk forgiveness. Charlotte chooses her choice to quit her job, Miranda's sprained neck leads to Aidan having to carry her around naked, Samantha teaches a bushy man how to manscape. Aidan is moving away from Carrie while trying to be with her (she's out of the nook!), and Jon & Kevin realize they're both passive aggressive Aidans. And LISTENER MAIL! Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2020-01-1749 minSex and the Cidiots4.6 Baby, Talk Is Cheap AKA The Butt Episode AKA Jon's Big SurpriseIn "Baby, Talk is Cheap," Sam gets fake nips and gets a baby talker interested in her boobie woobies, Miranda finds out her butt is "on the menu," Carrie learns what email is & starts things up again with Aidan, who's acting one way and talking another. Charlotte and Trey have baby fever, despite their horrible friends, and Jon has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT that SHOCKS Kevin, and we caught it on tape. It's funny and heartwarming. We now answer a question we've asked before on this podcast: butt eating started in July of 2001. SOLVED. Do we talk about...
2020-01-1058 minSex and the Cidiots4.5 Ghost Town AKA Steve's Bar and Bunny In The BedHappy New Year, and Jon is back to talk Ghost Town! But don't worry, he gets a few squirting thoughts in too. Carrie & Miranda's exes are apparently best friends and business partners now, as Aidan & Steve open a bar. Miranda has an ACTUAL ghost, maybe? Samantha takes a million baths, and has to deal with aggressive f-buddies. Charlotte fights with Bunny again and there's a lot of talk about rock hard...beds. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2020-01-0355 minSex and the Cidiots4.4 What's Sex Got To Do With It AKA Squirts, Jazz and Eating TrashFor "What's Sex Got To Do With It," Samantha gets sexually lectured by Maria, Miranda eats trash and is sexually attracted to baked goods, and Carrie does a SECOND episode with annoying jazz guy who apparently is great at banging. We are missing one Jon Daly, but joined by three others: returning guests Jaimie McCaffrey & Elizabeth Deichl, and new friend Nick Pride. Inspired by jazz sex, we also talk about the worst things we've put up with during sex. Carrie has to be in love to orgasm, and jazz guy has sex weird. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod
2019-12-271h 00Sex and the Cidiots4.2 The Real Me AKA Carrie, the ModelCarrie goes modeling! Samantha has a sexy nude photoshoot, Charlotte has a depressed vagina (medical diagnosis). Miranda gets hit on at the gym and is mystified by it. The theme today: how do we see ourselves? Also it's guest star central: Heidi Klum, Ed freakin' Koch. Tony Hale, Alan Cumming, Margaret Cho, Mario Cantone and godforsaken Frank Rich all appear. Kevin and Jon go in depth to tell THEIR stories about working as two very different kinds of professional models. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2019-12-1359 minSex and the Cidiots4.1 The Agony and The Ex-tacy AKA Turning 35 SucksCarrie has the saddest 35th birthday party ever in the season 4 debut. Hey, Sex and the City gals - take a friggin' subway! Miranda kills at a party with self-deprecating material, which makes Carrie mad for some reason. Charlotte talks boners with Trey, who adds a new entry to his laundry list of #sexproblems. Everyone talks soulmates. Oh, and Samantha's horny for a monk. But it's mostly about these friends and Carrie's messed up birthday (until the end, at least). Jon brings us a fun fact about one of our sars, and we now stan a #LiverpoolCleopatra. ...
2019-12-0656 minSex and the Cidiots3.16 Frenemies AKA I'm A Sexual Person, Trey!Kevin and Jon go INSTAGRAM LIVE for this episode (follow us @sexandthecidiots!) . Miranda has a guy literally die before their first date, then hooks up with Carrie's ex at a wake. Charlotte & Samantha fight about sex, and Carrie teaches a seminar on how/where to meet men at the Learning Annex that goes awry. We talk about how guys get ready for first dates & Miranda's first date. Samantha finds a Southern, hornier version of herself, and Charlotte finds friends that are even more prude than she can handle. And an email from our friend who was an extra in...
2019-11-1557 minSex and the Cidiots3.15 Hot Child In The City AKA Rebecca & ScoonerSamantha is hired by a 13 year old Kat Dennings to plan a fancy bat mitzvah that has EVERYTHING, Miranda gets braces, Carrie hangs with a weed smokin' comic book guy who lives with his parents, and Charlotte and Trey set up a date between Rebecca and Scooner, which gets derailed by JUGGS. This episode is a lot about going back to your youth: passing notes, getting braces, smokin' doobies, etc. Kid stuff! And how long do you have to live in NYC before you're a "New Yorker"? And we reveal Jon's REAL past as a nude model.
2019-11-0855 minSex and the Cidiots3.14 Sex And Another City AKA Vince Vaughn & Accidental BraziliansCarrie accidentally goes Brazilian, which apparently was SHOCKING in 2000, and then she hooks up with Vince Vaughn who is NOT playing Vince Vaughn. Miranda's ex "Letterman Lou" has rage and chewing issues, and Samantha meets Hugh Hefner and heads to the Playboy Mansion. Jon & Kevin talk about the times they went to LA to go to the Emmys because they're BIG TIME SHOWBIZ PEOPLE. Who was your first celebrity crush? And would you get a heart attack if it meant getting boners? #JonHasNoButt Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday
2019-11-0158 minSex and the Cidiots3.13 Escape From New York AKA Stamp Dick & LA TripThe ladies go Hollywood! There's a dildo model for Samantha, an insane actual Matthew McConaughey for Carrie, Miranda drugs her cat, talks to a Dique and rips her shirt off on a mechanical bull. Charlotte tries putting stamps on Trey's deal, and she gets...a happy delivery? Kind of. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday
2019-10-2557 minSex and the Cidiots3.12 Don't Ask, Don't Tell AKA Carrie Tells At Literal Worst TimeTo admit to cheating or not admit to cheating? That is Carrie's question. Charlotte gets married to a guy she hasn't *really* slept with, and gets into a fight with Samantha about bridesmaid dresses. Miranda downgrades her job so weak men aren't scared off by her, and Agent Coulson pretends he's a doctor so she'll be into him. Kevin and Jon talk about times they cheated (academically). Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2019-10-1852 minSex and the Cidiots3.11 Running With Scissors AKA The One Where Carrie Gets CaughtCarrie drops a little Chucky Dicks quote on us: "It was the best of times (cheating with Big), it was the worst of times (cheating with Big...also Aidan's there, we guess). She starts rolling out the news of her affair with Big to the rest of her friends. Charlotte gets her bridezilla on, and Miranda is attracted to a man who is a sandwich. Samantha gets an AIDS test -- comedy, people! And Blimpie's says EAT ME. Was Carrie the original Tony Soprano? We discuss! Do we fanfic a Sopranos / SATC crossover? You bet your ass...
2019-10-1158 minSex and the Cidiots3.9 Easy Come Easy Go AKA Funky Spunk and Mr. Big ProblemOh boy, Carrie and Big really did it this time! At the end of the episode, at least, after an elevator scene that did not age well! Charlotte gets engaged, and Samantha says the greatest phrase we've ever heard a Samantha voice say: "funky tasting spunk," and really goes into detail about BJ talk. Also, maybe the most annoying exchange in history, at the Manhattan Furniture Expo about something called a "booth bitch." Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday
2019-09-2746 minSex and the Cidiots3.8 The Big Time AKA Everything BUTT Girl and Little Baby SteveIn a new development, Kevin and Jon recommend actually WATCHING this episode! That's how good it was! SO many soundbites, and literal BIG developments. Charlotte "everything-but-girl" thinks she may have found "the One" in Trey, Samantha thinks she's menopausin', Steve is a real baby about wanting babies, and it leads to a moment even JON calls "emotional." Big wants Carrie back bad...kinda. Can having sex too quickly ruin a good thing? How little do we know about birth control? And honestly, how did Steve get so dumb? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots ...
2019-09-2054 minSex and the Cidiots3.7 Drama Queens AKA Sex On DrugsCarrie's dating Aidan and things are going...TOO well. At least until Big shows up. Miranda and Steve might be...TOO comfortable (#SkidmarkSteve), and Charlotte meets Trey. Samantha gets addicted to the V(iagra). Do you need some "drama" in a relationship to make it good? What drugs have you had sex on? What's Rudy's in NYC? How important is the "stomach flip"? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday
2019-09-1354 minSex and the Cidiots3.6 Are We Sluts? AKA What's Your "Number"Kevin & Jon are joined by their best lady friend, guest co-host Elizabeth Kuchta Deichl for a very special episode: "Are We Sluts?" (Spoiler, we are!) Aidan sends mixed sex/no sex signals to Carrie, including a REALLY weird bath, Miranda gets Chlamydia, one of Samantha's not-so-gentlemanly callers lets in a robber, and she gets shunned all the way to the Meat Packing district, and Charlotte has a guy who blacks out and then VERY dirty talks. What's your "number"? Who counts as your "numbers"? ARE we sluts?! Is the "friend zone" a thing? How fast...
2019-09-0652 min
Sex and the Cidiots3.5 No Ifs, Ands, or Butts AKA Aidan Shows Up!BIG NEWS: Carrie meets Aidan! We haven't seen this show before, but even we know this is a big deal. Samantha dates a black man whose chef sister disapproves, and Charlotte has a good date until the guy tries to swallow her face. Maybe the biggest news is that Carrie kind of tries to quit smoking? Do we even KNOW her anymore? Oh and Steve takes the worst looking half court basketball shot of all time and needs Miranda to support him, dammitt. What are your dealbreakers? For Aidan, it's smoking, and Kevin & Jon talk about theirs.
2019-08-3054 minSex and the Cidiots3.4 Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl AKA Gender Talk Didn't Age Well!Maybe this Sex and the City episode didn't age well, but at least it had Alanis Morissette! Carrie's into someone who likes both guys & gals, and her response is basically: whaaaaaaaat?!?! Samantha fires an employee so she can f*ck him, Miranda deals with a clingy, space-invading Steve, and Charlotte dresses like a BOY! Ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen and ladies, this episode is all about gender stuff! Also: what's your side of the bed, and what hand are you better at "doing stuff" with? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff...
2019-08-2353 minSex and the Cidiots3.3 Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman AKA Spa BlowiesCarrie runs into Big's new wife, who makes her feel so inferior she buys new shoes to impress her at lunch. Classic move! Samantha takes the gals to the spa, grabs some junk and gets in trouble, while Charlotte reveals she's #TeamNeverNude. Miranda's housekeeper tries to sex-shame her, but NO ONE sex shames Miranda! You already KNOW! We also talk about the New York Times Wedding Announcements, and the boys take a guess at Big's actual name. Also, another reason to hate Tom Brady. Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday
2019-08-1659 minSex and the Cidiots3.2 Politically Erect AKA Sterling's Golden ShowerOh boy, in this episode, Carrie gets a p. bad sex request (unless you're into it!), Samantha dates a tiny man with BDE, Charlotte wants to bone Dan Quayle, and sets up a "used date" party, where people bring someone they DON'T want to date. Miranda & Steve talk about going "exclusive." Do women like being picked up? What's the weirdest thing you've been asked to do, sex-wise? Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday
2019-08-0950 minSex and the Cidiots3.1 Where There's Smoke AKA Sexy JobsSeason 3 premiere, and it's on FIRE! But then it's quickly put out because there are a bunch of firefighters in this episode. Carrie judges, Samantha f's one, and another great guest star (John Slattery) shows up to date Carrie. Big question: "Do women just want to be rescued?" and Charlotte says: "I've been dating since I was 15, I'm exhausted, where is he?!" Charlotte's guy punches everybody and Miranda gets eye surgery. Slattery plays a man running for comptroller, and Jon & Kevin figure out what the hell that actually is. Ladies, do you dance with your purse? And...
2019-08-0252 minSex and the Cidiots2.18 Ex and the City AKA HorsegasmsSeason 2 finale! Mr. Big is engaged to a young woman named Natasha, Miranda & Steve get back together, Samantha deals with Kevin's REAL LIFE FRIEND Mr. Too Big, John Enos! And Charlotte...is in love with a horse? Man, that was weird. And we get the scene about "The Way We Were." Can you be friends with an ex?! Can Jon and Kevin? Have you ever made a "scene" at a restaurant? How big of a D is too big? Jon drops an all-time reference, when he says "are we gonna have a Catherine the Great situation?"
2019-07-2657 minSex and the Cidiots2.17 20-something Girls vs. 30-something Women AKA Hamptons CrabbingThe gals go to the Hamptons, find out Big is dating a new gal, and one of 'em gets crabs (not from the sea). There's a 25-year-old virgin who loves Carrie's column, and some B-word who disrespects Samantha gets what's coming to her. Also Miranda, uh, goes shopping? Great work. Kevin talks about how he got Liza Minelli's phone number, and we bemoan the spoilers in the OPENING FRIGGIN' CREDITS. And are you better on paper or in bed? Honestly we were too drunk when we recorded this and it was 4 a.m. so maybe play it...
2019-07-1940 minSex and the Cidiots2.16 Was It Good For You? AKA What's Your Sex GradeWas it good for you? We say, it was "fine." Carrie dates an alcoholic / is a human relapse, but his hilarious first sober sex is all worth it. Charlotte puts a man to bed, Samantha has a couple of gay friends who want to try out straight sex. If you thought Miranda was the boring one, guess what? In this one, she gets new sheets. And, uh, that's it. How do you know if you're good in bed? Are we being graded? And Jon & Kevin grade themselves. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod...
2019-07-1239 minSex and the Cidiots2.15 Shortcomings AKA Quickdraw and the Sexy BroJon has three options for what this episode title means - 1 right, 1 almost, and 1 super wrong. Carrie dates Justin Theroux for the SECOND time in this series and now he has a problem with sexual "timing." Miranda dates a divorced dad and his sh*tty kid, and Charlotte's divorced brother shows up, and Samantha gives him a BIG welcome. If you're not clicking sexually, can you still make it work? When it comes to the person you're dating, how much does family matter? What if your sibling bones your friend? Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon...
2019-07-0549 minSex and the Cidiots2.14 The F*ck Buddy AKA Sex Buddy AKA Coitus Friends AKA The Make Love PalsCarrie has an "F" buddy, or an "S" buddy, depending on what channel you're watching this on. Samantha has fun with a noisy sex couple next door, Charlotte double books dates on a night, and Miranda dates a total f'ing loser who is of course named "Kevin." The gals (and our guys) talk about their dating patterns, and we get the return...of Skippy. Oh and ya Cidiots went corporate -- we have our first sponsor, Dirty Fun Box. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin & Jon, @kevinmccaff & @jackperday
2019-06-2849 minSex and the Cidiots2.13 The Games People Play AKA Bon Jovi Has The PoofShot through the heart, and WE are to blame, because Bon freaking Jovi is in this episode. In "The Games People Play," Carrie "has the poof," whatever the F that means. She's talking to her friends about Big nonstop, and ends up going to therapy and having an important revelation: "I pick the wrong men." Oh and they play games, like Twister. Miranda has a flashing party with a neighbor. Samantha dates a "sports guy" and becomes the biggest Knicks fan on Earth. Oh and Charlotte does nothing. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram...
2019-06-2144 minSex and the Cidiots2.12 La Douleur Equise! AKA The Flying Cheeseburger"The Exquisite Pain" is the translation of this French-titled episode, but we define it as THE Carrie / Big Episode. Big goes to France for work (whatever that is) doesn't involve Carrie in the decision, and gets a burger thrown at his head. The other storylines: there's a "foot guy" who offers Charlotte shoes for perving on her feet, and Miranda's new guy gets turned on by having sex in public. Samantha doesn't really do anything here, but Rick 9-plus DOES. Jon gives us an EXTENDED rundown of the menu of an S&M themed restaurant...
2019-06-1457 minSex and the Cidiots2.11 Evolution AKA Gay Straight or Straight GayCarrie leaves stuff at Big's place - did we not already do this?! - and he freaks. Miranda's lazy ovary cause problems for her and a gross hairplug guy, Charlotte dates a gay/straight guy or a straight/gay guy, and Samantha tries to dump the man who once dumped her, and proves she has real-ass feelings. Have Kevin & Jon ever revenge dumped a person? Why is Jon now an official feminist ally, and why is there a #FreeYourShit hashtag? Find out! Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin...
2019-06-0744 minSex and the Cidiots2.10 The Caste System AKA I Love You And Your Bad GiftUh oh, it's the big "I love you" episode for Carrie & Big. Miranda tries to buy Steve a suit and it does NOT go well, Samantha deals with a mean / problematic servant, and Charlotte becomes a kind of servant of her own, to a movie star, and comes out as a real anti-working class 1%-er. COOL! Oh and it's STRAIGHT HAIR CARRIE TIME! And you say penguin snatch, I say duck clutch, let's call the whole thing off. How did Jon & Kevin say I love you for the first time (to other people - like, girls), talk...
2019-05-3150 minSex and the Cidiots2.9 Old Dogs, New Dicks AKA Morning Sex VS. Night SexOne big theme of Old Dogs, New Dicks: can you change men? Mr. Big agrees to stay over at Carrie's apartment for the first time, Miranda and Steve try to work out their sex schedule, and Charlotte makes a guy get circumcized. Jon & Kevin talk Morning Sex vs. Night Sex, women changing or trying to change them, how long they can snuggle for, and what's the deal with circumcision? Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday
2019-05-2445 minSex and the Cidiots2.8 The Man The Myth The Viagra AKA Old Ass New D*ckThe Man, The Myth, The Viagra, and STEVE SHOWS UP! Steve the Bartender becomes the coolest guy to have Miranda be mean to him yet. Samantha considers boning a super old rich dude. Big calls Carrie his girlfriend for the first time. We also see the worst representation of a comedy club in recent televised history. Also there are relationship myths, and the biggest boner-killing cameo of all time. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday
2019-05-1749 minSex and the Cidiots2.7 The Chicken Dance AKA Deja F*ckIt's "The Chicken Dance," but really it's the episode where an interior decorator friend marries Miranda's crush out of nowhere, makes Charlotte her VERY flirty bridesmaid, and gets Carrie to write a poem for her wedding. Big goes with Carrie to the wedding and is a real d-bag the whole time. And Samantha has a Deja F*ck. Oh and Carrie gets a toothbrush at Big's. Well, not a full toothbrush, they're not married. She gets a toothbrush head. And Jon has a conspiracy theory for the ages! #BigCantRead Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter...
2019-05-1041 minSex and the Cidiots2.6 The Cheating Curve AKA Power Lesbian ELITEThis episode is graded on a curve...The Cheating Curve! Carrie gets back with Big, Charlotte tries to join the lesbian Avengers, Miranda is surrounded by porn, and Charlotte deals with a personal trainer who loves NOT doing it. WHAT IS CHEATING?! WHAT IS A POWER LESBIAN ELITE?! WHAT IS A DIAPHRAGM?! Kevin & Jon cut a promo on allll the other SATC pods, and Kevin takes down "Big Male G-Spot." Jon tells the story of saying "I love you" for the first time, and how he "takes too long to do things" Patreon: patreon.com...
2019-05-0344 minSex and the Cidiots2.5 Four Women and a Funeral AKA #HornyWidowsA fasion designer dies, the ladies go to a high-profile funeral, and Charlotte gets horny for a widower. Carrie decides life is short, time to go Big (again), Samantha flirts with a rich married guy and almost gets blackballed from NYC social life, and Miranda deals with sexist bullsh*t while buying an apartment and almost CHOKES! Jon & Kevin talk about getting back with exes after a break, we say "Shippy Shipman a lot," and we grade sex slang (it's mostly bad). Last episode had a Bradley Cooper appearance, and this one? Leo Dicaprio...KIND...
2019-04-2654 minSex and the Cidiots2.4 They Shoot Single People Don't They AKA Single and FAKING ITKevin McCaffrey and "Podcast Daddy" Jon Daly are NOT "faking it" in the episode titled "They Shoot Single People, Don't They" which features Miranda spurring a conversation about faking orgasms, Carrie lands a BAD magazine cover, Samantha gets played, and Charlotte bags a man to do "man stuff," temporarily. Jon also brings some SERIOUS research to tell us about the movie this episode title is based on! Guest stars include Mark Feuerstein, "Wall Street Seinfeld" and oh yeah, BRADLEY F'N COOPER. Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots
2019-04-1949 minSex and the Cidiots2.3 The Freak Show AKA Mr. P***yJon wanted Carrie to play the field, and Sex And The City LISTENED! Carrie dates "NUMEROUS FREAKS," and becomes a freak herself! We talk: sex music playlists, dealbreakers, and what cosmetic surgery we'd get. And Samantha eats her first BIG MAC! Is there someone named "Mr. Pussy" in this episode? There is. There's also "sexy lawyer talk." Also WHAT'S IN THE SECRET BOX! Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday
2019-04-1243 min
Sex and the Cidiots2.2 The Awful Truth AKA Dirty Talk 101Advising friends to break up with their significant others? Dicey! Most unrealistic thing about this ep? No guy doesn't know the size of his d*ck. The BIG problem in this episode is a genuinely abusive husband who Kevin & Jon wanna beat up. YIKES. Smaller problems include Carrie getting caught having to advise a breakup, Miranda trying dirty talk, Charlotte hanging out with a dog she doesn't even really like, and the smallest problem? Samantha's guy's dick. STILL. This completes the trilogy of small dink episodes for Sam. RIP tiny. In fun news: there are some nips...
2019-04-0550 minSex and the Cidiots2.1 Take Me Out To The Ballgame AKA Long Balls Tiny BatSEASON 2 Premiere! We're blowin' up like Carrie's dating life! She's getting over her Big breakup by dating the hot new Yankee, Samantha is STILL dating the guy with the tiny dink, and Charlotte deals with a guy who can't stop grabbing his balls even though he "comes from a good family" and "went to Brown." Jesus, Charlotte. Oh, and Miranda knows a lot of fake baseball stats. And how about timing: this is the baseball episode, the day after opening day! We talk about bumping into exes on the street, seeing each other's junk, and...
2019-03-2943 minSex and the Cidiots1.12 The Baby Shower AKA Small Penis and a Big CrySEASON 1 FINALE! Carrie stalks Big's mom and gets introduced as a "friend," Miranda dates "Catholic guy" who is very, very weird about sex and showers, Charlotte gets a "single" fortune, over and over. And Samantha? Well, she's dealing with a small dink, and she is VERY sad about it. We answer all the big questions, including, will Kevin and Jon FINALLY KISS?! Thanks for listening and let's get season 2, ladies!!! Patreon: patreon.com/kevinandjon Twitter: @sexcidiotspod Instagram: @sexandthecidiots Kevin @kevinmccaff & Jon @jackperday
2019-03-2245 minSex and the Cidiots1.11 The Drought AKA Farts and No SexCarrie almost farts her way out of a relationship! This episode could have been called NOT sex and the city. Jon and Kevin get PERSONAL and talk about their longest personal droughts, and their sleeping preferences, and whether they are in a "fart couple" or a "non-fart couple." There's a "yoga no-sex pervert" who's blue balling Samantha, a rapid-fire HJ, and the quote "Kevin is a sex maniac" happens. Miranda has a super '90s Blockbuster/catcalling incident. Also, Proczak has some of the worst product placement ever. This episode is brought to you by "Tantric Celibacy!"...
2019-03-1537 minSex and the Cidiots1.10 The Baby Shower AKA Samantha's Couch EmporiumYou have sex on that couch, you buy it! A turning point for Sex and the City as a series, a former party girl has moved to the suburbs, is having a baby, and shows our gals how the OTHER side lives. And our gals? They do NOT like it (except Charlotte, for a while). This one hits home, because JON had a baby and moved to the suburbs, and KEVIN is still drunk and partying in the city. We get deep! One of our favorite images yet happens in this episode (4 ladies, casually sharing...
2019-03-0846 minSex and the Cidiots1.09 The Turtle and the Hare AKA Vibrators Are DrugsMen have been replaced by a sex toy, and you know who does a good impression of that sex toy? JON. This episode is basically alllll C-stories! There's a guy with bad breath named "Turtle," all the ladies are a bunch of dicks at a wedding, and this is really the coming out party for the sex toy called "the Rabbit." Honestly, most of the episode is about vibrators. Oh and Mr. Big doesn't want to get married, OBVIOUSLY. Jon and Kevin also talk about getting married to each other for a joke, and how they would...
2019-03-0130 minSex and the Cidiots1.08 Three's a Crowd AKA Blow Job of the 90sThis episode is a lot about three ways! Miranda is the last choice for 3-way buddy among the friends, Carrie finds out Mr. Big was married, and pitches a book about a smoking child to his wife, and everyone who sees Charlotte instantly becomes the horniest person you've ever seen. And Samantha..AVOIDS a three way. New Cidiot alert: Jon now has a child! This is the first episode since he went full dad. Is he more mature? He roasts a dyslexia benefit, so, YOU BE THE JUDGE. "3 ways, they're the blowjobs of the 90s."
2019-02-2233 min
Sex and the Cidiots1.06 Secret Sex AKA We're An Ass CountryWe are joined by our first "guest" - Jon's wife Kristen! This ep is a lot about people who are hiding someone they're dating, or worrying if they're the one being hidden. The name of the episode? SECRET SEX. But guess what? It's Carrie & Big's FIRST DATE, and Miranda finds a LARGE PORN. Also covered in this episode: the math you have to do to decide when to have sex, our "secret" people we've dated and tried to hide, and Jon and Kristen agree on the relationship dream: a Cheese Lady. Instagram @SexAndTheCidiots...
2019-02-0841 min
Sex and the Cidiots1.05 The Power of Female Sex AKA Chez BallsackHow "sexy" is this episode? The ladies attempt to eat at a place called BALLSACK (sp?), there's also paintings of lady parts, but really the highlight is us trying to describe Skippy's dong. As a bonus, you get to hear about Jon's "special occasion" underwear. BESIDES that, thematically, this is about what the episode title says: "The Power of Female Sex." Specifically, he ethics and feelings around using sexuality to your benefit. This is one of the great "first world problems" episodes - they're too poor to afford/cut the line at the most expensive...
2019-02-0132 min
Sex and the Cidiots1.04 Valley of the 20-something Guys AKA "Mrs. Up The Butt Girl"This one is a lot about butt stuff! It's clubbin' time! Carrie dates a 20-something -- even if that 20-something (Timothy Olyphant) now seems like he's just been a DILF forever. There's a bris, some "What ARE we?!" confusion with Mr. Big, and J-o-n Jon is the hottest chef in town. (Samantha is working the restaurant opening, and...other stuff.) And we ask what everyone's wondering: how good *is* Poodlehead at f*cking? The title is "Valley of the 20-something Guys," and, boy, a 27 in 1998 looks like about a 38 now. And Jon debuts a new segment called "...
2019-01-2533 min
Sex and the Cidiots0.00 Sex And The Cidiots - An IntroductionIt's Sex And The Cidiots! Comedian Kevin McCaffrey and comedy writer Jon Daly are two men, married to ladies, and they have never seen "Sex And The City" before. Now, they're watching the whole series together from the beginning. They'll recap, and spin off into talking about all the relationship issues that each episode explores. This "prologue" episode finds Kevin's wife, Jaimie, quizzing Kevin and Jon to see just how much they DON'T know about the show. Turns out, it's a lot! Podcast theme by the lovely and talented Mike Hadge (HadgeTunes on YouTube).
2019-01-1015 min
Hey, Teens!#49: Hey, Jon Daly!Hey, Jon Daly!
Jon and Eric hang out with JON DALY (Kroll Show, Funny or Die, etc) to talk about his life as a Pittsburg teen, mesh-shorts boners, the danger of quarries, Rotten.com, blow-dart inhalation and OTHER dumb teen things! GOOGLE TEENS!
2013-07-2559 min