Shows
The The One Show ShowS7E06 - No Time For Stardust, Tic Attack TikTok and Let's Be Neutral About The Hell WeatherThe thrilling Jon Long (BBC Radio 4's Carbon Lifeforms) joins Jon and Marc to go swimming with the One Show...but then engineer to return to the shore alone. Fun!And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-07-2127 min
The The One Show ShowS7E05 - Lamprey Sex, Alex Laughs at a Horniman and Adrian Chiles' Alien ChestbusterThe thrilling Jon Long (BBC Radio 4's Carbon Lifeforms) joins Jon and Marc to lock the One Show in the conservatory on the hottest day on record.And don't forget, it's TTOSS live on Friday, the 16th September 2022 at the London Podcast Festival!Tickets here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show-3/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-07-2032 min
The The One Show ShowS6E11 - Surprise Suicide Squad, Brunioli Toniolio and Alex Tases Gyles BrandrethFor the last time this season, Jon and Marc celebrate the return of Alex Jones, who's back to break a load of sofas.Some exciting news about 2022 right at the end, if you like this sort of thing and want more of this sort of thing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-2843 min
The The One Show ShowS6E10 - Matt Gloss, Jimmy Carr Ignores An Eagle and 16,000 Bottles of Mammal WaterThe joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to denounce the One Show as a heretic and apostate. Again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-0732 min
The The One Show ShowS6E09 - COCK26, Alex Scott Speaks An English and All Creatures Great and ShitThe joyous writer and performer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to help the One Show out of debt by entering it in Squid Game.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-10-0637 min
The The One Show ShowS6E08 - Milk Overheads, Jimmy Carr's Key Cutting Cardboard Box and A Toilet Is Rude About Jamie OliverThe delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to write offensive statements about The One Show on the window of a North London public convenience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-2933 min
The The One Show ShowS6E07 - The New Worst TV Interview Of All Time, Twiggy Learns Nothing and A Woman Defies Science Outside PoundlandThe delightful Radio 4 comedian Jon Lord joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show out for ice-cream, before driving it to an orphanage a long way from home. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-2840 min
The The One Show ShowS6E06 - Live at the London Podcast Festival 2021 Part 2The non-ghost behind the Battersea Poltergeist podcast and West End play 2:22, Danny Robins joins Jon and Marc to kick off the London Podcast Festival 2021 in front of a lovely crowd of TTOSSers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2021-09-1739 min
The The One Show ShowChristmas Special (Pt 2): Beverley Knight Entices A Family Outside, Nonecdotes and Christmas Is Coming and So Is A SheepHAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to serve The One Show up a delicious Christmas dinner of relentless criticism. And sprouts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-2435 min
The The One Show ShowChristmas Special (Pt 1): David Walliams' Nazi Gorilla, Rain On Dark, Dark Tarmac and Ronan Keating's Artificial PianoHAPPY CHRISTMAS! The utterly great writer. comedian and wonder Emma Kennedy joins Jon and Marc to visit The One Show at Christmas, in the hope the police will prosecute The One Show for breaching Tier 4 requirements. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-12-2336 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.28 - Regrets of A Centenarian, Nicolas Wintoning and Alex's Non Prank CallThe utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc to see the One Show off on a well deserved cruise post-lockdown. On the Marie Celeste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-1633 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.27 - You Can #Can't Complain, Yesterday's Pulp and Patronising Posh PastaThe utterly great journalist and Chart Music podcaster Taylor Parkes joins Jon and Marc for the final two-part autopsy on the rotting corpse of The One Show, which has been found desecrated round the back of a forecourt in central London. Hooray! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-1540 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.26 - Sue Barker’s Tudor Pub, Brian May’s Bum and Let's Review GreaseThe superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to rat out the One Show to the FBI for crimes against making watchable telly. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-0332 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.25 - Esther's Dolly Men, Black Eyed Penises and Hot Aspect Ratio ChatThe superb comedy writer Charlie George (Charlie Brooker's Anti-Viral Wipe and (Philomena) Cunk & Other Humans) joins Jon and Marc to come not to praise The One Show, but to bury it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-07-0237 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.24 - The Puppysprayer, Hold Me Like A Prawn and Save The One Show OneThe brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to pitch a new strand for The One Show. It's called Please End The One Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-1838 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.23 - Edward Colston Meets The Kids, Amol Nitrate and Rosamund Pike's DungeonThe brilliant Tilly Steele (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin' along with being a top actor in Dr Who and Victoria) joins Jon and Marc to defend The One Show by getting drunk and fighting with the police. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-1735 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.22 - Tree Pigs, Maureen Lipman Mouths The F Word and Packham's Left HangingUpstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to drag the One Show to rehab and get it to tearfully admit it has a problem (making good television). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-1031 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.21 - 1000 Dead Rats, Alan Davies' Old Age Crisis and A Bee's LunchUpstart Crow's wonderful Helen Monks (who is also the host of the excellent podcast Bitchin') joins Jon and Marc to go on a socially distanced walk with The One Show. Along Beachy Head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-06-0934 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.20 - Old Wedding Cake, Vesta Vestments and Bonnie Tyler's Bad RehearsalSmersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to lead the One Show into a garden to meet six other people (all murderers who've escaped from Broadmoor.)This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-2821 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.19 - Bonnie Tyler's Lair, My Neighbours Are Mugs and An Actual LionessSmersh Pod's supremo John Rain joins Jon and Marc to convince The One Show that Dominic Cummings would make a popular co-host this week.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that isn't as good as it sounds on the packet. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-2733 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.18 - Michael Ball's Whoopsadaisies, Pony Hypnosis and Greyfriars Bobby SyndromeTalksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to take the One Show for some exercise in the car before just gunning it off a cliff.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-1535 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.17 - A Dog's Waiting Room, Jamie Cullum's Cables and Thank You Big Corona!Talksport, BBC London and Virgin Radio newsreader Jenny Barsby joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show to wear a scarf round its face before silently leading it to the edge of a gorge. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that Marc simply cannot make work. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-05-1534 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.16 - Pudsey's Furloughed, Blackadder 2020 and Sam Smith In They HouseAlasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to take a look at both The One Show and it's strangely familiar-feeling big brother, the very One-Show-esque BBC Big Night In. Warning: this episode contains some socialist views from one of the contributors. Don't listen if you're subsequently going to email about it, there's enough already going on in the world.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. Hosted...2020-04-3036 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.15 - Gervais' Eight Bedrooms, Packham's Illegal Woodbathe & Thank Thank You YouAlasdair Beckett-King - stand-up comedian, animator and ginger wizard - joins Jon and Marc to earnestly inform the One Show it'll give a million pounds to Children in Need if the One Show agrees to go into exile for the next twenty years.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-2940 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.14 - THIS IS LINCOLNSHIRE!, Allwright’s Scam Garage & Chairman Mao(ry Berry)Radio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (human rights lawyer, model and Mrs George Clooney) to lock the One Show out of its house during it's hour of government-sanctioned exercise, and call the police the moment 61 minutes have passed.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-2428 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.13 - Rita Ora, Vera Ora, Kia Ora and Watchdog Will Not DieRadio producer and delight Con Mendez joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc to tell the police The One Show is operating a lockdown scam, by pretending to be an actual TV show.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no-one fully understands, even four weeks after we started using it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-2335 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.11 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 2: Adebanji's Painting and Alex Gets Wine EmotionalWriter, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to inform the police that The One Show has been seen having a picnic in Brockwell Park and has ruined it for everyone else.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-0926 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.10 - A Heartfelt Farewell to Matt Baker Part 1: Slime Moulds and Matt In A BoxWriter, comedian and Radio 4 star Natt Tapley joins Jon (writer, comedian and Radio 4 star) and Marc (a man) to jog past the One Show and suddenly go off furiously about how the One Show breathed on us. IT'S NOT A CRIME TO JOG, THE ONE SHOW, YOU NAZI!This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-0837 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.08 - Badger Fritzl, A Michael Winner Joint and Dom Joly, Son Of GodWriter, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to put the One Show on trial and demand the death penalty, even though it's only stolen some bread to feed its family, like the bloke from Les Miserables.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-0238 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.07 - Noseybonk Sexting, Isolated Pouffes and Mel Giedroyc's NookWriter, journalist and the host of the brilliant Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to ask the One Show if one of the symptoms of being The One Show is being shit.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-04-0128 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.06 - Futuristic Snood, Open Lotus Red Arrows and Raymond Du GeezWriter, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two.This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands. Hence while parts of it sound like they were recorded in a woollen sock at the bottom of a muddy canal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-03-2724 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.05 - A Murdered Pensioner's House, Chris Ramsey's Big Sigh and Bob The DogWriter, comedian and all round ace Beth Granville joins Jon and Marc to inform the Tesco security man that the One Show has just helped itself to three packs of butter, when it's only allowed two. This episode was recorded with everyone dotted across the country using technology that no one fully understands, so don't worry if Marc sounds like a robot and there's some weird delays between jokes and punchlines. IT'S THE NEW NORMAL, INNIT? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-03-2627 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.04 - Coronavirass, The Aswad Movement and Meet A Welsh TexanWonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to isolate the One Show down a well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-03-1827 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.03 - Good Evening Beavers, Car Park Tough and It's Not ScientificWonderful man, stand-up and panellist on the excellent Do The Right Thing podcast Michael Legge joins Jon and Marc to welcome the Coronavirus pandemic to the One Show's sofa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-03-1743 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.02 - 100 Sunglasses, Tell Me I'm Fat Matt and Some WivesBeloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to tell the One Show it needs to self-isolate - not because of Coronavirus, but because it's terrible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-03-1141 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5.01 - Matt Baker's Obscene Phonecall, Boring Treasure and Show Me Your Papers!In the first TTOSS of 2020, the beloved Football Rambler and Wrestle Me-niac Pete Donaldson joins Jon and Marc to develop a vaccine for Coronavirus and inject the One Show with it - only to reveal it's just a syringe full of Fanta. Ha ha! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2020-03-1042 min
The The One Show ShowSECRET SANTA - My Mate Bought A Toaster with guest Jon Holmes!Ho ho ho! Secret Owl Santa has brought you something you didn't ask for and might object to, just like all Secret Santas!We’ve taken another of our podcasts that we think you might enjoy and popped it on here in the spirit of Christmas and free stuff. It's an episode of My Mate Bought A Toaster, the podcast in which Tom Price rifles through the grisly online purchase history of a well known person. On this episode, it's TTOSS host Jon Holmes.ht...2019-12-2300 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.28 - Biggins Is Behind You, Lenny Henry's Baps and Let's Kill A Nazi With A LongbowIn the last TTOSS of 2019, wunderbar Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to wait for the clock to strike midnight, cross the threshold of The One Show's house, and put our best foot forward...and through any TVs that are showing The One Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-2045 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.27 - Only Fools and Arses, Daddy Bear Nigel Havers and Amol Rajan's Fake SnowThe beloved writer and host of the Box of Delights podcast Julia Raeside joins Jon and Marc to stuff the One Show's Christmas stocking full of the coal of serious criticism and a tangerine of intense loathing. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-1948 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.26 - Gyles Brandreth's Cat, Beasts and Do You Smell Nice For The Ladies and The GentlemenThe excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc to spread the rumour round the maximum security prison that The One Show is a snitch.It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-1147 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.25 - Fare Thee Well Matthew James Baker (2011-2019)The excellent BBC comedy producer Laura Grimshaw joins Jon and Marc in the week that television changed forever and Matt Baker clearly attempted to ruin this podcast by resigning. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-1040 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.24 - John Barrowman's Christmas Goatse, Human Books and FOREIGNER?Actor and writer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to falsely accuse the One Show of scratching our car, in the full knowledge that we spent fifteen minutes this morning doing it ourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-0446 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.23 - Rod Stewart's Alligator Feet, Rural Swearwords and Oh God It's Andy MurrayWe're back from holiday and general arsing about to bring you the remains of Series 4 - and good news! The One Show is still as unsettling as ever!Actor and writer Alex Sievewright joins Jon and Marc to tell The One Show it's been awarded a medal at a ceremony taking place in a remote hotel in Aberdeen, only for it to arrive at the remote hotel in Aberdeen to find no one knows anything about any medal ceremony. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-12-0341 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.14 - Angelica Deliveroo, Matt Lands A Joke and Your Smoke Alarm Will Kill Your KidsThe beloved Jake Yapp joins Jon and Marc to tell The One Show it's been nominated for the Mercury Music Prize, and then watch it from the hotel bar opposite as it fruitlessly attempts to gain entry to the awards while wearing its best suit, the idiot. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-2035 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.13 - Angelica Bell's Ring, A Giant European and Dame Molly SaturdayThe beloved Jake Yapp joins Jon and Marc to tamper with the One Show's brakes at the top of the icy hill marked 'TV Criticism'. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-1933 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.12 - Live at the London Podcast Festival Part 2The brilliant Fi Glover joins Jon, Marc and a sold-out audience for The The One Show Show the way it was never intended to be - live. Again.Recorded at the London Podcast Festival on Friday, 6th September 2019. And now you can hear it preserved for posterity (if you were there) or for free, as usual (if you weren't.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-1333 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.11 - Live at the London Podcast Festival Part 1The brilliant Fi Glover joins Jon, Marc and a sold-out audience for The The One Show Show the way it was never intended to be - live.Recorded at the London Podcast Festival on Friday, 6th September 2019. And now you can hear it preserved for posterity (if you were there) or for free, as usual (if you weren't.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-09-1234 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.10 - Beach Burglers, Horny/Scared and Obscene Phone Call: The SongJulia Raeside of the Guardian and the superb new telly podcast BOX OF DELIGHTS joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dress the One Show as a cat and then shove it down a well.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" It's SOLD OUT but maybe there'll be some extra tickets made available - I don't know how it works but occasionally they release...2019-09-0431 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.09 - Everything's Gone Too Sexy, Handbagging and Excessive Brotherly LoveJulia Raeside of the Guardian and the superb new telly podcast BOX OF DELIGHTS joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tie the One Show's shoelaces together while it sleeps and then set off all the fire alarms.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" It's SOLD OUT but maybe there'll be some extra tickets made available - I don't know how it works. This...2019-09-0342 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.08 - Drug Rats, The Motown SS and Simon Le Bon Was My Childhood FriendThe excellent writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign Ariane Sherine joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask the One Show whether it's starting, because we're asking.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) with special guest FI GLOVER! "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out - only 10 remaining! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/the-the-one-show-show/ Hosted...2019-08-2836 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.07 - Mechanical Children's Finger Extenders, Rabbis Fighting and Matt likes mackerelWe're back (sorry, we took a bit of time out when The One Show wasn't on, and it was so nice not to have to watch The One Show, we didn't come back even when it restarted.) The excellent writer and creator of the Atheist Bus Campaign Ariane Sherine joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bundle the One Show into our car and then demand a ransom, even though we killed it an hour ago.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7...2019-08-2736 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.06 - Matt Baker AF, Moonpeople and The Pegfield LuluThe astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to accuse the One Show of murder for a laugh.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) to your eyes and ears and mouths and chests. "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/page/2/ Hosted on Acast. See acast...2019-07-0332 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.05 - They've Cloned Carol Vorderman, Matt does Live Comedy and The Moon's BirthdayThe astonishingly great comedian, writer and actor Beth Granville joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show by the scruff of it neck and throw into the criticism canal. Bring your own rocks.The The One Show Show is coming LIVE to the London Podcast Festival this September! On Friday 6th September at 7pm, we'll be bringing your favourite One Show related podcast (yes, it's the only one) to your eyes and ears and mouths and chests. "WHAT'S IT LIKE?" Get a ticket and you'll find out! Available here: https://www.kingsplace.co...2019-07-0236 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.03 - Michael Ball's Broken Heart, Knitted Budgies and Mustard: Live At Last!TTOSS is back to lay a critical egg in The One Show and then burst out of its chest on a space ship. On today's show. Jon and Marc are joined by the tremendous actor and all round dude Samantha Baines as Jason Donovan disses Michael Ball, someone's knitted their own budgies, far too many baby hats, Sheridan Smith has her hand held hostage, an ordinary 16 year old schoolgirl, and Mustard make their long awaited festival appearance. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-06-2547 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.02 - Anneka Rice's Imaginary Agent, I Need My Miniature Cheeses and Hovis ScienceLike a bat out of hell, TTOSS returns to fly into The One Show's face, get caught up in its hair and then bite it, requiring The One Show to have a painful tetanus shot. On today's show. Jon and Marc are joined by BBC Radio legend Phil Williams as Anneka Rice is her own imaginary agent, a housing estate is built on a chemical dump, Henry Blofeld is told to shuddup, some model trains are smashed, a woman sacrifices the planet for some mini-cheeses and the most confusing Hovis-based science experiment ever. It can only be...The The One...2019-06-1933 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 4.01 - A Nazi Walking Stick, Blowers Covers Stormzy and Lovely Toxic HousesThe BBC Radio 5 Live broadcasting legend Phil Williams joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to adopt The One Show but then return it to the orphanage, saying it's not right. On today's show: a Nazi walking stick is uncovered, PG Wodehouse gets updated for 2019, Henry Blofeld reading out Stormzy lyrics doesn't go viral, a housing estate is built on a chemical dump and Lee Mack has only one setting; ON. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-06-1836 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.23 - George Clooney Listens To My Stepdad's Guffs, Tortoise Prices and It's Not BelabouredWriter performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wrestle The One Show but suddenly shoot and go for the eyes. On today's show: George Clooney listens to a stepdad's guffs, a cat's name is ridiculed by an A-lister, spoiler alert: there's a poor VT on the way, a Spanish woman gets some racist music, we find out how much a tortoise costs, a granny writes on a wall, Angelica Bell calls it 'The One Sow' and IT'S NOT BELABOURED. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast...2019-05-2934 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.22 - A Teacher Shouts Bum Al Qaeda, Kestrels Eat Queen Victoria and Matt Loves Little MixWriter performer and man Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to write a tell-all expose of the One Show's disgusting personal life. On today's show: JLS isn't mentioned, Rochelle off the Saturday's plagiarises a quiz show, a teacher shouts 'bum Al Qaeda', George Clooney mocks the audience, Matt loves Little Mix, and a Lisa Stansfield/Gabrielle confusion. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-2838 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.21 - My Neighbour is a Plane, Hahaha Cat Illness and An Unsuitable Radio 1 DiaryHost of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to phone the One Show in the middle of the night 783 times. On today's show: ha ha cat illnesses, a weak texter, a plane gets far too close, why rabbits die, a woman gets banned from complaining, AdventureCat and a woman who's broken a centuries old coded diary or whatever. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-2230 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.20 - The King of Bowcat, Medicinal Bifters and Tell Me What A Dog EatsHost of the phenomenal CRIME CLUB podcast Jack Beaumont joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to order 600 unwanted pizzas to the One Show's house. On today's show: an old lady reads a lesbian diary, The One Show refuses to discuss mental health, Jack reveals he lives in a cupboard, medicinal bifters, what do dogs eat, the worst texter EVER, and bowcatting. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-2134 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.19 - Angelica Bell Explains The Universe, Shoe Factory Blue Plaque and the United KringdomThe superb Radio X presenter and all-round ace Sunta Templeton (who's on Twitter @SuntaTempleton) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to kiss The One Show on the lips and then send the CCTV to its wife. Angelica Bell explains the mysteries of the universe, Matt Baker believes in aliens, the Chinese army take over The One Show, blue plaques for nothing, a lady says 'United Kringdom', the England Lionesses are patronised, no one can remember the name of the man from Modern Family and the question 'What was that like?' is overused, again. It can only be...The The...2019-05-1542 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.18 - Joe Pasquale's Hilarious Genitals, Dogging UFOs and Bonnie Tyler: The JokeThe superb Radio X presenter and all-round ace Sunta Templeton (who's on Twitter @SuntaTempleton) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to paint The One Show into a corner and then set the house on fire. This week: Joe Pasquale can't stop saying 'winkle', Rav Wilding gets his nob out to prevent terminal illness, Jon's been reading the works of Jimmy Savile. a "joke" about Bonnie Tyler, let's meet Seal's best friend and an encounter with a UFO that might be covering up something else. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast...2019-05-1437 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.17 - Someone Swears At Matt Baker, Threesomeianus and Funny Mummy KisschaseJulia Raeside, TV critic and host of ace podcast Always There joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to phone up The One Show when it appears on Going Live to tell it what we think of it. This week: someone quietly swears at Matt Baker on-air, Angelica Bell asks the same question twice, the bloody rickshaw's back, post-natal depression comedy, delicious salmon and a woman is furious with McDonalds. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-0841 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.16 - Worst Line of Duty Ever, Michelle Gayle Hates Magic and Matt Baker's LegwarmersJulia Raeside, TV critic and host of ace podcast Always There joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask The One Show for a light, and then steal its wallet. This episode contains Michelle Gayle hating magic, Matt Baker in legwarmers, Angelica Bell being hobbled by Alex Jones, pop star mothers, the question "And what was that like?", the non-kids of Fame and a Line of Duty idea that must have looked good on paper. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-05-0735 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.10 - Dirty Recliners, Hazard Alley and Shove Your Sub Up Your BumThe Mash's hilarious man behind the desk Steve N Allen joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to give the One Show a load of sweets, but sweets like the ones you hear about in urban legends with a load of crushed up razor blades inside them. This week: a joke shop reaches its final punchline, Subway Bloody Subway, Gyles Brandreth sees a UFO, a rude avocado and Alex is breathless. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-1032 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.09 - Hidey Horse and Have We Got Have I Got News For You For You (Yes)The Mash's superb man behind the desk Steve N Allen joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lure the One Show into a bear-trap with the word 'criticism' crudely painted on one side, and 'envy' on the other. This week: Have I Got Have I Got News For You For You? Yes. Hmm. That sounds like a good idea for a podcast. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-0931 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.08 - Howard Donald's Lino Theft, Fill Your Booze Boots and the Welsh KKKBBC Radio's excellent Louise Pepper (broadcaster, travel witch and Danny Baker botherer) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dress up as The One Show's dead grandfather and try to scare it to death by leaping out of its bedroom cupboard in the middle of the night. This week: Howard Donald's lino theft, a mobile home with a shower full of booze, Matt Baker says 'gymnastical', a woman we're supposed to have heard of called Marine Babe (only she isn't) and some soil with magical powers. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast...2019-04-0329 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.07 - Peppa Pig Class Traitor, Richard Carpenter's Tight Face and Les Dennis Meets The PopeBBC Radio's brilliant Louise Pepper (broadcaster, travel witch and Danny Baker botherer) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put the One Show in a showgirl's dress and tie it to a railway track in the Wild West. This week: Les Dennis meets the Pope, weak topical jokes, single use bloody plastics, The Carpenter and Peppa Pig is a Capitalist pig. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-04-0236 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.06 - Matt Baker's Jason Watkins Handstand Anecdote, Lewes and Getting Shazam WrongThe great Jamie East (broadcaster, writer and forever the beloved Mr Holy Moly) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tempt the One Show over with a piece of cheese before humanely slamming a metal bar down on its neck. This week: Matt Baker's throwaway anecdote about having a handstand competition with actor Jason Watkins' father-in-law. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-2742 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.05 - Michael the Bumblebee, Why Is No One Angry and An Awful Boy EntrepreneurThe great Jamie East (broadcaster, writer and forever the beloved Mr Holy Moly) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to march against the One Show, and then be ignored by the country's press. This week: an awful boy entrepreneur, some made-up superheroes, Matt laughs at vegetarianism, and we belatedly tell Terry Wogan off for bullying James Harries. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-2627 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.04 - Too Many Pine Martens, Ed Balls' Gap Year and An Eyelash On A StickEmma Bullimore (host of the great Series Linked podcast and celebrated entertainment reporter) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to hold a buttercup under the One Show's chin before jabbing at its belly with a compass. This week: THE PINE MARTENS ARE HERE. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-2026 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.03 - First Love Ponies, 10% Tess Daly and Elaine Paige's Confusing Fruit Fly JokeEmma Bullimore (host of the great Series Linked podcast and celebrated entertainment reporter) joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to make the One Show look at the hand up there, while swiftly punching it in the belly with the free one. This week: Mary Berry's been to London Airport to meet some firemen, Sara Cox's First Love Pony, Matt Baker doesn't read a book, Comic Relief is on, men take on horses in a race and discarded Barbies. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-1939 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.02 - British Tomatoes, Victorian Beverley Knight and Persecute The WelshThe fantastic Craig Parkinson (beloved actor and host of the award-winning Two Shot podcast) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to push the One Show into the staff room door and then run away as it gets told off. This week: Beverley Knight's Victorian history love, the Masterchefs don't get on, British tomatoes rule OK, Alex has a Stevie Wonder anecdote and the Kilimanjaro 9. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2019-03-1327 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 3.01 - Gregg Wallace screams NO, A Man Falls Over and A Tony Hancock Egg JokeThe brilliant Craig Parkinson (acclaimed actor and host of the award-winning Two Shot podcast) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lure the One Show to an underpass, and then Droog it up for a jolly. This week: Clement Atlee kills a snake with a stick, why actors like going on The One Show, Ricky Gervais looks at the local papers, the Derry Girls see someone falling over, Gregg Wallace shouts 'NO! and Alan Partridge's One Show-influenced new show influences this week's One Show. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast...2019-03-1233 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.26 - Alex Jones Reviews TTOSS, Top Flight Time Machine and Bring Back Boob InspectorsAndy Dawson and Sam Delaney - together the brilliant minds and voices behind the Top Flight Time Machine podcast - join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wish the One Show a Merry Christmas, then report it to social services, claiming it's feeding its children solely on mince pies. This week: I Am A Boob Inspector, Bear Grylls unconvincingly mumbles about the NHS, Alex goes all husky, the One Show's commissioning process revealed and a real-life bombshell from one podcast listener - called ALEX JONES. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See...2018-12-2431 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.25 - We Take Scouts Everywhere, Chris Evans's Big House and Samantha Bond Nearly Does The EyesAndy Dawson and Sam Delaney - together the brilliant minds and voices behind the Top Flight Time Machine podcast - join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to wish the One Show a Merry Christmas, then get drunk, set fire to its porch on the way back from Midnight Mass and run away. This week: don't do the eyes, Chris Evans has a big house, the BBC are very interested in scouts, Bear Grylls lacks anecdotes, the Bayeux tapestry appears on a wedding cake, and Clement Attlee is celebrated as Britain's bossest Prime Minister. It can only be....The The One...2018-12-2430 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.20 - Rob Lowe Doesn't Play A Sax, Angelwing and Alex Jones Upsets The AlarmThe excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to dissect The One Show to find out (a) what makes it tick and (b) to kill it. This week: Matt Baker goes on a shooting rampage, Rob Lowe doesn't play the sax, Mick Hucknall's looks are discussed, there aren't any spoons, some birds eat some bread and Alex makes a mistake with the Alarm. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-12-0536 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.19 - Mick Hucknall's Hot Vomit Hair, Kill Vegans and Let's Whisper At PervertsThe excellent stand-up comedian and actress Rosie Holt joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ring up The One Show in the dead of night and scream obscenities at it down the phone. This week: Matt Baker is very excited by his own joke, the precise moment Mick Hucknall became disgusting is located, a vegan-killing editor meets a vegan, a false doctor tries to cancel an interview, and a woman wears a coat made out of Bungle. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-12-0435 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.18 - Ruth Wilson Births Her Own Dad, Tales of Almond and A Vicar Has A SleepoverThe actor, broadcaster and Magic FM delight Tom Price and leading radio producer Con Mendez join Jon Holmes to call The One Show over and proceed to dress it down in front of its colleagues and co-workers. This week: a vicar has a sleepover, what's Matt Baker really like, Jon goes on radio with Marc Almond, Ruth Wilson remakes Back To The Future, Alex wears Pants on air and Matt Baker is frightened of his mobille. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-2832 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.16 - Arise Sir Matt Baker, Pudsey's Drunk and Jane Garvey Swears More Than UsThe multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tell the One Show it's dropped its wallet and then kick it up the arse when it bends over to pick it up. This week: Jane Garvey reveals her hidden One Show video, Pudsey is full of beer and migrants, Jon laughs about the gender pay gap, and we want Sir Matthew Baker. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-2226 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.15 - Gender-Free Pudsey, Ronan Keating's Private Jet and Oceans of VomitThe multi-award winning broadcaster and beloved host of BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour Jane Garvey joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to beckon The One Show over to admire the sea-view from the clifftop, before hurling it over onto the rocks below, and attempting to claim on the life insurance we just bought in its name. This week: Jane Garvey wrecks The One Show's ambition to broadcast from Birmingham, that bloody rickshaw, Sandi Toksvig's medallion, the strange beauty of Eddie Redmayne the Fox, and Jon receives an email from Matt Baker's angry representative. It can only be....The The One...2018-11-2135 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.14 - Gyles Brandreth Sends A Woman To Heaven, Pudsey Le Bear and Carol Vorderman's Blue TitsWriter, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in a ducking stool, see if it floats or sinks, and then toss it on a bonfire regardless. This week: Mysterious Man, why does it stink of Max Branning, Alex Jones creates beef with Jesus Jones and Gyles Brandreth sends another innocent woman to the afterlife. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-1434 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.13 - Wowsomes, £600 Means Nothing To Rylan and Urrrgh, Salt TongueWriter, comedian and broadcaster Natt Tapley joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to put The One Show in the dock and immediately sentence it to death. This week: who is the Nazi Aslan, let's eat too many bananas, a man drinks the sea, Rylan dismisses 600 quid and WOWSOMES. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-1332 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.11 - Freddie Flintoff Hates The Moon, Anemone Fighting and Welsh SewageGenuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: Louis Theroux is intimidated by his obsessed fans, Freddie Flintoff disputes the moon landings, two anemones smash each other's faces in (if they have faces) and is Orville a sexual predator? It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-0642 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.10 - A Magician Goes Wrong, Janus-Womack Is An Alien and It Smells Of CannabisGenuine national radio producer and broadcaster Cornelius Mendez joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to lift The One Show high onto a pedestal and then push it over so it smashes. This week: a magician spectacularly fails on live TV, Carrie Grant can't explain what an escape room is, a man smells some cannabis, a former rugby player in a clown suit and the Roswell Alien is back. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-11-0532 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.9 - Bomb Dog Love, Paloma Faith's Drizzle Cake and Don't Be Mean to MartineThe host of the brilliant Smershpod John Rain joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to trap The One Show into a coffin and then start the crematorium (it's a classic James Bond reference, you fools!) This week: everyone gangs up on Martine McCutcheon, a man loves a bomb dog which isn't that bothered about him, Paloma Faith is on for what feels like forever and there's a film about pressing buttons. Good lord. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-3048 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.8 - A Pig In A Tree, Sexual Blue Peter and Rick Wakeman's Dead TeacherThe brilliant Alex Zane joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to ask The One Show if it's dropped a coin, wait for it to bend over and look, before booting it right up the arse. This week: a Blue Peter presenter fumbles with a woman's breast, we meet the UK Trees of the Year, Rick Wakeman is pleased a teacher has died, why isn't everything see-through and there's a pig in a tree. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-2449 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.7 - Welcome a Fly, Gerard Butler is a Sea-Daddy and Don’t Stab Maisie WilliamsThe wonderful actor-tress Carrie Quinlan joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to grab The One Show and try and push it over a cliff. This week: there's a fly in the studio, Gerard Butler is fit, KT Tunstall loves a tunnel, Matt's gone rickshaw crazy and a knife-fight with Maisie Williams goes wrong. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-1656 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.6 - Rod Stewart's Sugar Puffs, ABBA Bjorn's Greek Taverna and Ey Up Roy BattyThe excellent Alex Sievewright joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to tangle with The One Show, push it to the floor and give it a dead leg. This week: Bjorn from ABBA sits in a fictional Greek Taverna, a man gets his hair cut like Roy Batty from Blade Runner, a student boils everyone's blood and Rod Stewart eats some Sugar Puffs in a wardrobe. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-10-0945 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.4 - A Real Dick of A Peacock, Bonnie Langford and Thingy-Shaped ThingysThe delightful brains behind the essential Popbitch website, Camilla Wright and Chris Lochery join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to get off with this week's The One Show behind its wife's back. This week: there's a right dick of a peacock, Bonnie Langford tells an anecdote about Noel Coward and some animal shit, Rachel Koo is celebrated like some sort of medieval monarch and thingys shaped like....thingys. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-09-2551 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.3 - Sea Lice, The Martin Clunes Dog Quiz and A Man Lays A CableThe wonderful writer of the essential Mr Gum books Andy Stanton joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bring you your weekly force-feeding of The One Show. This week: a man lays a cable, Martin Clunes identifies dogs, some birds are misidentified and there's buckets of disgusting sea lice. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-09-1853 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.2 - Hot Tub Worm Machine, An Awful Child and MN8’s Hatfield Ring TheftThe brilliant BBC broadcaster Sophie Law joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes to bring The One Show a bright and breezy booting. This week: there's worms in a hot-tub, MN8 lose some jewellery, Peter Crouch gets upset by grammar criticism and once again, no pine martens. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-09-1153 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2.1 - Nick Knowles Discovers Camelot, the Euthanasia Rollercoaster and Denzel Sees It AllThe all-round television marvel Vicky Thomas joins Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes for the new series examining Auntie BBC's leastloved nephew, The One Show. This week: Nick Knowles has discovered Camelot, a celebrity hairdresser has a midlife crisis next to a shit-smeared jester and Denzel Washington reveals to Jon that he can see it all. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-09-0452 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 10: A Bit Of The Best of The The One Show Show Season 1With The One Show on a World-Cup-based-hiatus (apart from us, absolutely no-one - NO-ONE - minds. Not even Alex), it's time for a self-congratulatory trip down memory lane. So ahead of Season 2, it can only be....The Best of The The One Show Show! Thanks to all of our Season 1 guests: Jay Rayner, Cornelius Mendez, Chris Heath, Jon Riley, Dave Cribb, Ellie Clifford, Dan Tetsell, Nico Tatarowicz, Jake Yapp, Joel Morris, John Rain and Julia Raeside. Some of these people don't appear in this Best Of, not because they weren't GREAT but because Marc hasn't saved the relevant episodes on...2018-06-2631 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 9: Super Mouth Womb, My Wife’s Nuclear Weapon and A Link About BummingThe excellent actors and writers Dan Tetsell (on Twitter at @tetsell) and Nico Tatarowicz (@nicotatz) join Jon Holmes and Marc Haynes for this week's dank trudge through the last week of The One Show. On this episode: Alex seemingly gives into one of Matt's sordid demands, a famous Muslim is taunted with food, Dr Alice Roberts presents a monster she's made and orchids. Loads of stupid orchids. It can only be....The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-06-1957 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 8: Jay Rayner Is A Free Man, Tommy Steele's Boat of Death and Your Dad's RacistJoining Jon to talk all things One Show is Marc Haynes and, thrillingly, long-time One Show presenter Jay Rayner, fresh from throwing in the One Show-shaped towel! Peer behind the scenes of the nation's only One Show as Matt Baker squirms over his sexist pay, Tommy Steele tells the bleakest story in TV history, and Elaine Paige fingers Kiefer Sutherland live on telly. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-06-121h 03
The The One Show ShowEpisode 6: Bring Me Calpol, A Giftbag and The Severed Head of Sheila HancockJoining Jon to talk all things One Show are host of the excellent SMERSHPOD John Rain and Marc Haynes, comedy writer and host of Wrestle Me! This week: Sheila Hancock completely coats off Sussex, Jon attempts to be a sexy Harry Potter and who on The One Show might be having sexual relations with a pig? It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-05-2937 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 5: The Guest Is A Cake, Burn The Prick and Here Comes The Woodland SpoonmanJoining Jon to talk all things One Show are radio producer and milennial Ellie Clifford and Marc Haynes, comedy writer and host of Wrestle Me! This week: an old cake joins Matt and Alex on the sofa, a man is in the woods making spoons and everyone's got Royal Wedding fever and is making jellies in the shape of the Queen. It can only be...The The One Show Show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-05-2254 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 2: Tonight's Guest - Chris Heath!Joining Jon to talk all things One Show are acclaimed TV producer and host of the excellent Two Cups of Tea podcast Chris Heath and Marc Haynes, TV writer and one half of the hit podcast Wrestle Me! This week: Hoo Dennis, a rude MRI and inedible bog butter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-05-0147 min
The The One Show ShowEpisode 1Jon Holmes is joined by the Guardian's Julia Raeside and Wrestle Me's Marc Haynes for the deep dive you never knew you wanted: BBC1's flagship The One Show. Warning: there's swearing, adult themes and none of us particularly like The One Show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2018-04-2441 min