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Weird AF NewsSperm racing is growing on college campuses. Women in Latvia are hiring hourly husbands cuz of man shortage.Japan unveils a human washing machine for half a million bucks. Sperm racing continues on college campuses like UT. Latvia has a severe man shortage and women are hiring hourly husbands. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram...
2025-12-0919 minWeird AF NewsAfternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a home, sprayed bbq sauce on the walls and furniture before it all caught fire. Floridaman tried to blame his drunk driving on a medical condition that is not real and that he can't pronounce. Florida mother tried to sacrifice her husband and child with a knife before strangling a nurse with the cable to her ankle monitor. Floridamen and woman arrested for having sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot during the day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on...
2025-12-0619 minWeird AF NewsFlat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.Columbia Sportswear CEO offers the company to anyone that can prove the Earth is totally flat (with photo evidence). Police are monitoring a thief's bowel movements after he swallowed a $19k Faberge egg. Berkeley kidnapping was actually a Fantasy Football prank, say police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the...
2025-12-0520 minWeird AF NewsRaccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.China will tax condoms to boost the birth rate. Pavarotti statue's Christmas ice ring placement is insulting to his widow and family. Georgia man rescues raccoon, gets bit in the face while driving, is diagnosed with rabies but gives the hospital a fake name and number. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...
2025-12-0418 minWeird AF NewsHR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.Influencer sparks outrage after handing out free machetes and alcohol to the homeless in various cities "for clicks". South Korea distributes AI companion dolls to the elderly living alone to monitor and help them. French // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
2025-12-0321 minWeird AF NewsWhen Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.Doctor's recommend the Fart Walk post Thanksgiving. The Santa Claus House at the North Pole was the target of an armed terrorist. New study shows that people behave themselves in public when Batman is around. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
2025-12-0221 minWeird AF NewsFloridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.FLORIDA FRIDAY - State of Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in ten years. Floridaman kills two because a cockroach told him to do so. Florida priest assaults a woman after she tried to donate to his church. Elderly Florida men are arrested for lewd behavior in a nature reserve. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy...
2025-11-2929 minWeird AF NewsAdolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.Officials in Utah advise locals to not brine their turkeys in the Great Salt Lake. Bear attack shelters are now being sold in Japan after attacks continue. Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Namibia, but it's not THAT guy. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official...
2025-11-2717 minWeird AF NewsMan dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation.Woman found alive in a coffin right before being cremated at a Buddhist temple. Shark fins worth $11million were seized by authorities in Peru in major wildlife trafficking operation. Italian man dressed up as his dead mother for three years while collecting her pension. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out...
2025-11-2618 minWeird AF NewsTwo Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement.Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed the excitement in his life, deputies say. Bar in Manchester bans solo drinkers after 9pm and faces backlash. Two Texas men plotted to invade an island in Haiti, kill the men and enslave the women and children. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...
2025-11-2519 minWeird AF NewsFlorida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman steals a forklift to steal an ATM. Florida sheriff gets backlash for posting mugshot of a 9 year old online. Floridaman arrested for walking naked in 36 degree weather claims it was a TikTok challenge. Florida woman arrested after grabbing her boyfriend's privates and not letting go until there was blood. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones...
2025-11-2216 minWeird AF NewsAI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test.The band, The New Pornographers, decide to keep their name despite drummer's arrest for illegal children stuff. South Korea banned flights and halted military for a single nationwide college entrance exam. AI enhanced teddy bear gave BDSM sex advice and told kids where to find knives. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...
2025-11-2115 minWeird AF NewsStolen driveway leaves a woman scared and confused. Holocaust artifact auction canceled after backlash.Stolen driveway leaves a woman very confused. Germany cancels an auction of Holocaust artifacts. Study indicates teenage binge drinking leads to success and higher pay later in life. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
2025-11-1915 minWeird AF NewsPassenger brought a meat cleaver on a flight. Prisoner sues for the right to eat Vegemite.Australian prisoner sues for right to eat Vegemite. Passenger found with a meat cleaver on a flight. Study shows that shouting at Seagulls could prevent them from stealing your food. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com...
2025-11-1917 minWeird AF NewsControversial cafe offers cuddling with baby lions while drinking tea. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep.Two black metal musicians are missing in the mountains of Norway. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep. Cafe in China offers cuddling with lion cubs with tea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
2025-11-1820 minWeird AF NewsFloridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.Floridaman shoots his son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into a bagel shop to shower. Florida woman drove 107mph to get to a Little Caesar's pizza. Florida woman tries to kidnap boy, claiming he's the "wrong color" for that grandma. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the...
2025-11-1420 minWeird AF NewsA killer will be playing Santa at the local swap meet. Man steals a bus with passengers on it and makes all the stops.Man was shot by his own dog. Man stole a bus but did a great job driving it, according to police. Man who murdered his wife will be playing santa at the local swap meet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
2025-11-1419 minWeird AF NewsPornography accidentally shown to kids on a public. Smell animal butts at new exhibit in a Japan aquarium.Pornography accidentally shown on a ferry boat but it probably didn't shock the children. Louisiana pastor calls woman a witch after she called the church asking for baby food help. Japan aquarium let's visitors smell animal butts in new smelly exhibit. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website...
2025-11-1317 minWeird AF NewsStarbucks Bearista cup is worth losing your teeth for this holiday season. Target orders employees to smile at customers to boost sales.The Starbucks Bearista holiday cup that customers are brawling over. Target requires employees to smile more at customers to boost holiday sales. Ramen surpasses sushi at the official nation food of Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http...
2025-11-1116 minWeird AF NewsBalls Out Bowling is back, where bowling naked is required. Enter a lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison?Paris residents can enter lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison. Man drove stolen bus to Dublin because the other one was full of passengers. Balls Out Bowling is back where bowling naked is required. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...
2025-11-1118 minWeird AF NewsFloridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don't let his wife out of jail.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman makes 45 calls to the police, demanding they release his wife from jail, threatens to shoot them. Floridaman opens fire over argument on how many eggs a chicken lays. Florida is being sued over recent law allowing pregnant women to park in handicapped spaces. Pro hockey team roll out the "Floridaman Cam" to make fun of opposing fans. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy...
2025-11-0821 minWeird AF NewsNurse murdered his patients to get longer smoke breaks. Hot Ice Cream is a new stupid dessert we don't need.Former supermodel Tyra Banks is selling Hot Ice Cream, the new groundrbeaking dessert. Over 350,000 students have missed school in Japan, a new record. German nurse gets life in prison after killing 10 patients to reduce his workload. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...
2025-11-0620 minWeird AF NewsDeath letters mailed to 500 living patients by medical facility. Murder hornets kill a family while ziplining..Health company sent death letters to over 500 living patients by mistake. Father and son attacked and killed by murder hornets while ziplining. Maldives becomes first country in the world to impose a generational ban on smoking. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...
2025-11-0516 minWeird AF NewsMan shot neighbor because he thought her horse was too fat. Man wearing a Speedo breaks into 911 call center, attacks dispatch.Texas man shot his neighbor because he thought her horse was getting too fat. French cyclist fell into a ravine and survived for 3 days on only wine. Man wearing only a Speedo broke into a 911 call center and attacked dispatch. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https...
2025-11-0512 minWeird AF NewsWoman was delivered human arms and fingers in a delivery mix-up. School wants to ban animal ears and tails over furry fears.Woman ordered medications and instead received body parts. The most expensive cup of coffee in the world is $1000 and available in Dubai. School board wants to ban animal ears and tails. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram...
2025-11-0416 minWeird AF NewsFlorida teacher gets high in class and offers her vape to her students. Woman hit in the face by a duck on a rollercoaster.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida nudists arrested for being nude on the non-nude beach. Floridaman wakes from coma to blame his girlfriend for the car crash that put him in a coma. Florida woman teacher shows up to class high on cocaine and offers her vape to the kids. Florida woman dines and dashes, claims her hsband Eminem will pay for the bill. Florida woman hit in the face with a duck on a rollercoaster. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by...
2025-10-3122 minWeird AF NewsWalking speed limits for pedestrians introduced in Slovakia. Lady arrested after smoking crack while on oxygen at the hospital.Slovakia introduces speed limits for pedestrians on sidewalks. Woman arrested for smoking a crack pipe while on oxygen at the hospital. 80 year old cruise ship passenger died after being left on a remote island called Lizard Island. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and...
2025-10-3016 minWeird AF NewsAggressive laboratory monkeys with herpes on the loose. Japan sends in the troops to help stop bear attacks.Aggressive laboratory monkeys with herpes on the loose in Mississippi after escaping a truck. Japan sends in the troops after alarming number of bear attacks on people. Woman arrested for stabbing her husband with a ceramic squirrel for coming home without the beer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the...
2025-10-2915 minWeird AF NewsLonely bear breaks into a zoo to visit the other bears. Couple seeks divorce because their pets can't get along.Wild, lonely yet polite bear breaks into a zoo to visit the other bears. Father in trouble for giving his 12 yo son a hickey. Newlyweds in India seek a divorce because their pets don't get along. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...
2025-10-2819 minWeird AF NewsDeaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.AI chatbots show signs of serious gambling addiction according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google...
2025-10-2720 minWeird AF NewsFloridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after his toddlers were seen holding guns, beer and marijuana in social media photos. Floridaman cook arrested for stealing secret recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatened to stab his neighbor and eat her dog. Floridaman stole a car with a baby inside and immediately returned it, apologized to woman. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com...
2025-10-2521 minWeird AF NewsButt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound.Breathing through our butts is now delcared safe by researchers. American's will soon get more obese overnight without gaining a single pound. Woman fined $150 for pouring coffee down the drain in the UK. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at...
2025-10-2419 minWeird AF NewsElderly man fakes his death to see who would come to his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because of loud squeaks.Elderly man in India fakes his own death just to see who would attend his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because the footwear makes loud squeaky noises. Police flooded with volunteers for their marijuana impairment event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...
2025-10-2320 minWeird AF NewsMosquitoes discovered in Iceland for first time ever. Restaurant called Whitexicans caused offense and trauma.Scientists discover mosquitoes in Iceland for first time ever. New York Mexican restaurant called Whitexicans causes some trauma to people with too much time on their hands. Woman stabs another woman after she takes too long at checkout. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com...
2025-10-2222 minWeird AF NewsWatch an ad, get some toilet paper at these dystopian toilets. City bans black cat adoptions ahead of Halloween.City in Spain bans black cat adoptions for fear of twisted Halloween rituals. Artificial Intelligence chatbot suggests users try some heroin. Dystopian public toilets in China make users watch an ad before dispensing toilet paper. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
2025-10-2122 minWeird AF NewsFloridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman punches his father after being ordered to remove the prostitute from their home. Floridaman robs store of scratch lottery tickets then returns to same store to redeem his winnings. Floridaman stole pigeons from a home. Floridaman assaults strip club manager with a cheeseburger. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...
2025-10-1721 minWeird AF NewsAn island has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. African lawmaker killed when his car hits an elephant.Zimbabwe lawmaker and poet died after his car hits an elephant. You will soon be able to sext erotic content on ChatGPT like an adult. The island of Cyprus has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and...
2025-10-1620 minWeird AF NewsDozens of mystery sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland. Mother livestreams her childbirth on Twitch to tens of thousands.Dozens of sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland at the amusement of locals. Twitch streamer livestreams her birth to over 30,000 viewers. Wake up and smell the breakfast coming from your alarm clock at the Holiday Inn Express. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews...
2025-10-1521 minWeird AF NewsThere's a marathon where racers must eat Taco Bell along the route. Catholic church's altar wine so popular people order it in local bars.Denver hosts a 31 mile marathon where racers have to eat Taco Bell along the way. Catholic Church in Kenya had to replace their altar wine after it go very popular at the local stores and bars. Community in Alabama have mixed emotions over some ICE Halloween decorations. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...
2025-10-1419 minWeird AF NewsFlorida woman dumps 75 used tampons on her ex's lawn. Floridaman caught with thermos inside his rectum while at jail.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman caught sneaking a large thermos inside his rectum into the jail. Floridaman attacks his wife for not eating at Chili's with him. Florida parents left young son on side of the highway with a bag of guns. Florida woman firefighter dumped 75 possibly used tampons on her ex's lawn because he has a girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at...
2025-10-1120 minWeird AF NewsLady swallows 8 live frogs to cure back pain. Marijuana delivery carrier pigeons in NYC?Old Chinese woman swallowed 8 live frogs to cure her back pain. New York City cannabis dispensary will launch marijuana delivery carrier pigeons. Man convinces Costco to give him the iconic $1.50 hot dog sign so he won't do drugs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com...
2025-10-1017 minWeird AF NewsAirline will charge passengers to recline their seats. Tired single woman buys a billboard to find a husband.WestJet budget airline will charge passengers for reclining in their seats. Oldest and most haunted Las Vegas hotel will pay you $5k to hunt for ghosts. Fed up single woman buys a billboard to find her future husband. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com...
2025-10-0818 minWeird AF NewsPlease stop sending AI videos of Robin Williams to his daughter. Halloween decorations of dead local officials got a man arrested.California bans overly loud commercials on streaming services. Robin WIlliams' daughter asks fans to stop sending her AI videos of her deceased father. Man arrested for Halloween decorations that allegedly portrayed dead bodies of local officials. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...
2025-10-0816 minWeird AF NewsMail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.USPS mail carrier was shot by an Amazon delivery driver. A 22 year old male posed as a high school student and attended school for 19 days. Portland Oregon organizes emergency Naked Bike Ride as a protest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
2025-10-0717 minWeird AF NewsFloridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman kills and eats his pet peacocks after dispute with a neighbor. Floridamen arrested after Netflix argument escalates to gunfire. Florida woman stole a publix motorized shopping cart and drove it to her doctors appointment. Floridaman arrested after trying to pay his friend's bail with an alligator he claims is his lawyer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee...
2025-10-0320 minWeird AF NewsTeen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.Iowa teen dies after being mistaken for a squirrel on a hunting trip. Maxwell House will rebrand themselves Maxwell Apartment because they're insensitive. Five days after giving birth, woman wins Mortal Kombat tourney with her baby in arms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com...
2025-10-0215 minWeird AF NewsWomen's chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him.Kim Jong Un orders breast checks to make sure North Korean women don't have those UN-socialist breast implants. Indian courts order doctors to fix their sloppy handwriting. Dog owner takes a man hostage that ran over his dog, robs him at gunpoint and forces him to dig a grave. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews...
2025-10-0218 min
Minding Our Business# 11 Harvest Day Hijinks: Jess & Jonesy Hit the StreetsLive from Yardley Harvest Day 2025, Jess and Jonesy set up shop with mics in hand, babies on speed dial, and beer on the brain. This one’s a little messy, totally unscripted, and full of community chaos—aka our favorite kind of episode.We’re chatting with neighbors, signing up new Yardley Business Association members, and hyping Yardley Beer Fest (October 18!)—the fundraiser that fuels our town’s Christmas parade. Wanna support? Snag your tickets and learn more at YardleyBusiness.com.Come for the parade talk, stay for the mic-stealing, duck-costume dreaming, and all the ways we sh...
2025-10-0117 min
Minding Our BusinessI been Down - Now I’m alive againThis one hits close. Jess and Jonesy are back in the studio with no guest, no outline, just real life and real energy.Jess gets raw about slipping out of routine, battling the inner critic (say hi to Benjamin), and the mental spiral that can happen when your nervous system's off track. She shares how it feels to be "down" and the slow climb back to feeling grounded, clear, and alive again.Jonesy adds his own take on how mental health and routines impact productivity, how he pivots when things get chaotic, and what Filipino...
2025-08-0637 min
That 90's Premier League: Retro Football PodcastBONUS - Time Added On : Jonesy's 90's LiverpoolWe welcome you to Time Added On - an extra podcast we have decided to create to deep dive even more into the 90's. Each episode we will interrogate our guests 1990's club memories to find out the favourite players, matches, goals and kits and also we want to find out the dream five-a-side lineup as well.Remember to follow us on instagram:@that90spremierleaguepodcast@woodyw1988@football.jonesy
2025-04-2848 min
Comedians ReactWoman guarding the White House - Joe RoganIn his comedy special, Triggered (2016), comedian Joe Rogan jokes about the one time when a woman was entrusted to guard the White House front door. Comedians Jonesy and Dwayne Perkins break down this challenging bit whereby Joe is trying to compare the abilities of men from women. This raises a question: should comedians "stay in their lane"?WATCH the episode on YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/W5crv4DCXEUComedians React - Dwayne Perkins and Jonesy react to bits by their favorite comedians. Standup clips by Chappelle, Carlin, Pryor and other legends are broken down from...
2023-07-1936 minComedians ReactWomen's job is to abort - Louis CKLouis CK is a polarizing figure in the entertainment world but undoubtedly he is a very skilled standup comedian. Comedians Jonesy and Dwayne Perkins break down this edgy yet brilliant bit about abortion. WATCH the episode on YOUTUBE:https://youtu.be/c2Ubd8YFa-IComedians React - Dwayne Perkins and Jonesy react to bits by their favorite comedians. Standup clips by Chappelle, Carlin, Pryor and other legends are broken down from the standpoint of two working standup comics with a combined 40 plus years of experience.Book your hosts for a live performance: http...
2022-12-0753 minComedians ReactWhite Women's Value - Patrice O'NealThe late great comedian Patrice O'Neal from his special Elephant in the Room (2011). This legendary comic deftly presents a very controversial issue: how we overvalue the life of a white woman, using examples of recent kidnapped women. Dwayne Perkins and Jonesy point out how creatively Patrice incorporates the audience's own attitude to make this point about racial inequality. WATCH EPISODE ON YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/ofkxE1-G9y0Comedians React - Dwayne Perkins and Jonesy react to bits by their favorite comedians. Standup clips by Chappelle, Carlin, Pryor and other legends are broken down from...
2022-09-2328 min
The Southern MysticMy Spiritual Journey So Far: The DetailsHello everyone! I hope this message reaches you all in the best of health and spirits!
In this episode, Jonesy talks a bit about her spiritual journey over the past nearly two decades and what on her path has read her to the peace she's found today.
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2022-05-2909 min
The Southern MysticJada Pinkett Smith: Fake 'Guru' or Troubled Soul?Hey everyone!
It's November and we have a brand new episode for you.
We're veering off our typical vibe today and talking current social events - Jada Pinkett Smith and her latest revelation.
We're joined by a very special guest for this episode so we hope you enjoy!
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2021-11-0246 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyHow to Cut Through BS InformationThe information age, although beneficial to mankind, can also create confusion and harm in a culture. What do you do when there is too much of it and you don't have sufficient filters to discern fact from BS? We need new tools to avoid being duped by disinformation, fake news, propaganda and straight-up lies. In this episode Jonesy goes over some of the ways in which you can help yourself avoid crapola in the information sphere by using tools like Occum's Razor and media literacy.LINKS, REFERENCES, RESOURCESLies, Bullshit, and Fake...
2021-04-1026 minFree Your FN Mind with JonesyWhy Don't We Vote With Our Smartphones?It's 2020 and we're still using paper ballots? We're still going to a physical poll site in the middle of a pandemic in order to participate in this archaic Democratic process? It's time we got our act together and used technology to usher in the future of voting, which will happen online and on our smartphones. In this special 2020 election episode of Free Your FN Mind Jonesy covers the benefits and barriers to voting online. He also breaks down why we no longer need the secret ballot. Hint: Google already knows who you're voting for....
2020-11-0223 min
Talk An Toke#4 Serious Sound, Podcast Of The YearThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2020-03-081h 00Talk An Toke#3 New Whip, $88 BassThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2020-03-081h 29Talk An TokeEarly BirdsThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2020-01-181h 35Talk An TokeTom Brady, Slim Shady. Wait... PotatoThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2020-01-111h 05Talk An TokeNew Years SpecialThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2020-01-011h 24Talk An Toke31 for funThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-12-2942 minTalk An TokeRidin DirtyThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-12-151h 08Talk An Toke29 If The Glove Don't Fit, Then AcquitThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-11-111h 20Talk An TokeRipTripper Blocks Jonesy, VT Vap3Guy Is Under InvestigationThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-10-191h 33Talk An TokeGlad We Had One In The Bank....Thanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-10-021h 41Talk An TokeNasa CastThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-09-121h 14Talk An TokeWe Was Gone, Now We Back ForeverThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-08-311h 54Talk An TokeGangsta GangstaThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-08-061h 23Talk An TokeIn The Sticks With DicksThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-07-221h 33Talk An TokeDoes This Thing Even Work? Cause We Are Back!Thanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-07-162h 15Talk An TokeSuper Soft Fathers Day, Gettin' BBQ'D!Thanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-06-171h 25Talk An TokeDoing It Again. No Spoilers?Thanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-06-102h 04Talk An TokeHitch Free Baller AudioThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-06-021h 24Talk An TokeVT Vap3Guy's on the edge of flat earth??!Thanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-05-281h 15Talk An TokeVT's Quad Mod.. Jonesy's Renters Insurance..Best One Yet!! Podcoin!!
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2019-05-201h 51Talk An TokeTube Signing. Wait What?!?!?!Thanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-05-131h 15Talk An TokeNew Sound Same Cloud! Really that sound though!Thanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
SPOILER ALERT, AVENGERS END GAME!! (JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW VT DROPS MAJOR SPOILERS)
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2019-05-061h 37Talk An TokeSunday In The Sticks With Country LivinThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-04-301h 53Talk An TokeDouble Dippin Easter DrippinThanks for listening and hanging out with us either on YouTube or the podcast we appreciate each and everyone (for reals)
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2019-04-221h 45
Ed's Got My Money20. David's SurrenderJonesy and David are both down from their initial $500 investment. David deliberately disobeyed Ed's order to get out of a pot stock that nearly cut in half. This "surrender" caused him to lose everything he had gained and more. Ed gets riled by David's insinuating that his method might be B.S. Meanwhile, the market is in a downturn overall and some of the pot stocks are getting beat up. It's a crucial time and Ed is hoping that out of this will emerge some true winners for the long haul. Is FRLF, the stock Jonesy owns, one of them?
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2018-12-1826 minEd's Got My Money17. Stocks in Outer SpaceJonesy reflects on his recent move after Ed gave him the option to sell and buy on his own. Ed reminds David and Jonesy that the orders he gives are always time sensitive. How do you use movement in volume to identify short-selling. Jonesy reads some of the tips that Ed recently put on his Pot Stock Facebook page such as: Do not chase a stock and always sell on the way up. Also David identifies a moment where Ed breaks wind and should we end the podcast there?
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2018-10-0825 minEd's Got My Money14. Rally Killer ComethThe pot stock rally Ed predicted was thwarted. Stocks are breaking into lower lows than Ed has seen in a long time. Ed ordered Jonesy and David to sell their respective stocks. We find out it took Jonesy three tries before he could get out and, big surprise, David is doing his own thing and has not sold PHOT. Ed explains that the group is performing so poorly that even news of the recent legalization of marijuana in Canada wasn't enough to keep the group's footing. Ed explains that now is the time to play defense rather than offense and...
2018-07-1621 minEd's Got My Money12. I Like Big Blocks and I Cannot LieJonesy and Dave freaked when TD Ameritrade went down and showed they had a zero balance. Ed hammers home the point that he is always looking for tight patterns in these pot stocks. They tend to creep up rather fast so it's important to look at the charts daily. It's also important we stalk many stocks because, after a rally, stocks take a while to settle and meanwhile that is the time to get into positions with some of the others we've been watching. What's the difference between a typical "ten bagger" and Ed's definition of a "ten bagger"? Also...
2018-06-2522 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyThe Right to VoteIn the light of Ohio's recent ruling to purge voters from the role for inactivity, other red states are looking to limit voter participation, which is the foundation of a true Democracy. In this episode, comedian Jonesy explains how democracy in the US is now just a polite fiction and that the interests of the citizens has been subverted by corporations and interest groups. He also suggests some changes to the voting process and looks ahead to a hopeful future of revolution and a re-establishment of a Government FOR the people BY the people. FOR SOURCES AND MORE INFO: h...
2018-06-1824 minEd's Got My Money11. Stocks are HumansJonesy explains what it feels like to be stuck in a stock that isn't moving while David laughs at him and counts his profits. Ed assures Jonesy that there's no reason to panic as he defines, "trading zone" and how important it is to be in a stock before the breakout while David expounds on the benefits on "going rogue". Also Jonesy came up with a target price on a stock earlier in the week. Why was his target price different from Ed's? And Ed drives home the point that we are looking for a stock to get "provoked" and...
2018-06-1823 minEd's Got My Money5. David and Jonesy's impressions of their first trade experienceEd had Jonesy and David pull the trigger and invest all of their $500 in HEMP. Why has Ed been "stalking" this particular stock? But where did Ed get the target # to invest in this? And why did he have them immediately choose a target sell price and lock it it with a sell order? The guys have a lot of questions such as, "Can we invest in Pornhub?" http://facebook.com/edsgotmymoney
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2018-03-202h 00Ed's Got My Money1. Introductions: Ed, Jonesy and DavidWhy are we giving Ed Schoen our money? Comedians Jonesy and David Fickas are putting their trust in a novice investor using their own money. Learn the A-Z process of investing in stocks as Ed teaches his personal investment approach.
What is a trade?
How do you open a trade account?
These are some of the questions answered in this first episode of Ed's Got My Money.
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2018-03-0729 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyThe Gun EpisodeComedian Jonesy, in a rare angry state, rails against assault weapons and the Government’s limp-dick approach to issues that, in the end, create a landscape where mass shootings will only continue. The question: “Will the government do anything about it?” The answer: Highly unlikely. So what’s to be done about it? SOURCES: Mass shootings in […]
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2017-10-1215 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyCulture is a Damn Nuisance with Terence MckennaJonesy introduces counter-cultural icon and lecturer, the late Terence Mckenna. The main crux of this portion of the lecture is that culture is an agreed upon illusion and a limitation on true human potential. Freeing yourself from the cultural boundaries is important in the process of becoming a free-thinking ever-potential unlimited individual. The Free Your […]
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2017-09-2019 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyCops Shouldn’t Take Our ShitComedian Jonesy covers Attorney General Jeff Sessions new directive on asset forfeiture where cops can take your assets without due process. This is unconstitutional AF. How do you feel about it?
FOR MORE INFO/SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/cops-shouldnt-take-shit-episode-5/
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2017-08-2516 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyPublic Executions Should be Routine!Comedian Jonesy explores the reasons we should consider public executions. Or at least get a discussion going about it. Also, "Super Gonorrhea" can't be cured and how our military just spent billions on some helicopters they can't even fly. FOR MORE INFO/SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/ep5-public-executions/The post Public Executions Should be Routine! appeared first on Jonesy.com.
2017-07-0932 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyDon’t Have Babies!In episode 4 of the Free Your FN Mind show, Comedian and cultural critic Jonesy explains why every reason to have a baby in a modern high tech democracy is linked to ego. So don't procreate! Instead adopt or plant a tree. FOR MORE INFO/SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-ep-4-dont-babies/
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2017-06-0227 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyDon’t Go to CollegeCollege is a fucking scam! Don’t Go to College is all about just that – not getting ripped off by the illusion that it’s necessary to get a degree in order to be successful. Don’t take out college tuition loans from the federal government! Empower yourself with this information. FOR MORE INFO/SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-ep-3/
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2017-05-0626 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyMars Sucks!Episode 2 of Free Your FN Mind with Jonesy podcast covers: Cereal companies and their evil ways. Donate to the asteroid defense organization is a better way to spend our money instead of trying to go to Mars. Mars is fucking stupid! FOR SOURCES AND LINKS: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-jonesy-ep-2/
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2017-04-1520 min
Free Your FN Mind with JonesyUnplug From Social MediaComedian Jonesy talks on health care and how services handed down by governments are usually shitty, urging listeners to take their health into their own hands, learn about nutrition, exercise, and take charge of their lives. Also what are the benefits of unplugging from social media (Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter) and how to go about doing it? MORE INFO AND SOURCES: https://jonesy.com/free-your-fn-mind/free-fn-mind-ep-1/
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2017-04-0423 min
Jonesy-NMSDream Hall🇮🇪🆓🎵🎶🔊🎦📯📲🎹🥁🎻🎸🎺🎷🎧🎤🎛️🎚️🎙️🎼🎖️🏆🎃🍻🍺🥜🌰🥔🔥☃️❄️🙈🧚🎅💥🔥
Listen to Dream Hall by Jonesy-NMS on #SoundCloud if beats get dropped this is spilling them y'all. Log in **with Facebook** to Jonesy's Beats Collection! 'Dream Hall' by Jonesy-NMS appears in the Mix:
JonesyNMS - GROOVE EUPHORIA (Kaleidoscopic Psychedelia) [Part I]
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2015-07-3003 min
the_kid JONESY RadioThe Kid Jonesy! Radio Vol. 1World Premier of The Kid Jonesy! Radio
Always Fresh, Always On Time
Mixed By: DJ Jonesy!
Date: 03.27.10
Episode #1
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This is the World Premier of The Kid Jonesy! Radio. The first post is a glimpse of the songs & artists I have deemed hot in 2010. Features tracks from: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Usher, Jeezy, Fabolous, And More... Enjoy! -Jonesy!
Tracklist: 1. Drake – Shut It Down 2. Drake – Fall For Your Type 3. B.O.B & J. Cole – Gladiators 4. Collie Buddz – Phone Call 5. Drake – Over 6. Jim Jones & N.O.E – Legends 7. J. Cole –...
2010-03-2731 min