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Call Your MomAngel Suggestion BoxAlternative titles for this episode include I Love a Good Penuche, Love a Big Ol' Sippy Cup, and Cream and Sprank. Call Your Mom is back! This week, Kristi and Jordan rank their top 5 favorite coffees and pastries. We also introduce our Texas Moments. It's time to Call Your Mom!2024-10-151h 32Call Your MomProcrastination ClubAlternative titles for this episode include: A Little Dessert Puff, Chainsmoke these Bananas, and Like a Little Gibbon. Join Kristi and Jordan this week for a late Father's Day special! We talk about things we learned from our dads, what we've been up to since our last recording, and bananas. Lots of bananas. It's time to Call Your Mom!2024-07-101h 51Call Your MomJohn Deer's DaughterAlternative Titles for this episode include: Medical Report from the Ranch, Just Lose a Little Stuff, Built like a Minion, Don't Word It Out, and Oh Dog Don't Wallow! This week, Kristi and Jordan talk about phrases and words used in Texas that non-Texans keep in their mouth too often. We also talk about other things, like good snacks, doctor's appointments, and more. Jere makes a special cameo appearance! It's time to Call Your Mom! 2024-06-051h 16Call Your MomA Tot By Any Other NameAlternative Titles Include: Snake or a Poop Log, Hot Fresh & Salty, A Special Frepisode, and A Tool is a Tool No Matter How Old. It's time again to Call Your Mom! This week, Kristi and Jordan walk down memory lane. Along the way, they rank their top 5 favorite fastfood/restaurant french fries. Don't forget to Call Your Mom! 2024-05-221h 19Call Your MomBaked and BoughtAlternative titles for this episode include Snickerdoot, Any Nut in a Storm, Fudgy Bottom, and Peeps at Peppy Farms We are so excited to welcome you back to Call Your Mom! After a long hiatus, Kristi and Jordan are back with a new top-5 favorites model. This week? We explore our top 5 favorite cookies, both homemade and store bought. Is it really an episode of Call Your Mom if a dog doesn't bark? It's time to Call Your Mom! 2024-05-0430 minCall Your MomThat Dog is My Soulmate Alternative Titles for this episode include Oh It’s a Butthole!, Oops Here’s Mah Boobies, and You’re a Duck - Shut Up This week, Kristi and Jordan recap the holidays with the second part of their comeback special! We talk about favorite Christmas traditions, we get interrupted by a dog and a Jere, discuss haircuts, and we think about adopting dogs. Warning: hot takes ahead. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2024-01-1831 minCall Your MomHuman Starfish Alternative titles include He’s Had a Very Interesting Life, He’s Quite the Shimmer, and Good Grief, McNeef Welcome back to Call Your Mom!! We are so excited to be back in action but more importantly, so excited for the holiday season! We are celebrating our return to podcastdom with a special 3 part Q&A episode. In this first part, Kristi manages her classroom, Jordy is forgetful, and of course we have a special Jere cameo. It’s Time to Call Your Mom! 2023-12-2130 minCall Your MomBig Crazy Days Alternative Titles for this episode include Take a Snoozle, Stress Colitis, and Stupid Little Brain Welcome back from a huge hiatus to a recording from the archives! In this throwback episode, we talk about exercise and best backpack habits, dog health, and how to respectfully bow out of a bad situation. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2023-11-2230 minCall Your MomBasic Banana PhysicsAlternative Titles for this episode include He Got Banana, Wee Barkin’ Dogs, One Singular Banan, and Tig Bitties Well, the boys are back in town! Kristi and Jordan return from a summer hiatus to talk about going back to school, adventures in grocery shopping, sky snakes, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-08-1735 minCall Your MomGolly That’s A Big Forehead Alternative Titles include Gene Names Some Babies, and Shonda You Did It Again We return from a summer hiatus to bring you this episode! This week, we talk about tattoos, try to use VPN magic to buy a Graham Norton book, and scary stories. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-06-2930 minCall Your MomJordan You Little WeenyAlternative Titles for this episode include Jerry Got Pregnant, Gecko Be Gone, and Get Your Bag SisThis week, we talk through family resemblances, Jordan talks through how much she hates geckos, Kristi talks about her sweet students, and Jerry eats a rough-spun milkshake. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-06-0130 minCall Your MomThe Roadway Wizard Alternative Titles for this episode include Fix Your Little Red Wagon, Errand Sweatsuit, and Fake Teeth-Fake Consequences We dedicate this week’s episode to our sweet Pepper, Kristi’s uncle, who brightened every room. Kristi and Jordan return to catch up on work and life! Kristi describes the crazy wizard that followed her on the road, Jordan talks cycles, and we reflect on some of the loved ones we’ve lost and how we see them in ourselves and each other. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-05-1839 minCall Your MomHelix the Cat Helix the Cat Alternative Titles for this episode include Secondary Location, Chobani Sponsorship, and Yummy in My Tummy Welcome back to Call Your Mom! We return from a work, illness, and busy schedule induced hiatus to bring you another episode! This episode, we talk about greek yogurt, the youths, our usual book corner, and actors of the Asian Persuasion. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-05-0519 minCall Your MomZed LeppelinAlternative Titles Ladies & Gentleman, Sir Elton John!, So You’re Not Gonna Mention Minion Mambo?, A Singular Croches, and Here Comes Purgatory The long awaited partner episode to our 50th episode musical episode! In this installment, Harper and Nathan A guess our favorite bands and their top songs, Kristi recalls being afraid of divine retribution for accidentally thinking a curse word in church, the family sings together, and Harper recalls Dad’s morning habits. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-04-111h 18Call Your MomOn a Very Special Musical Episode. . . Alternative Titles include Divorce Over French, You Won’t BELIEVE What His #6 Is, There is a light and it never goes out, and Band SavantWelcome to our 50th episode special! In this episode, special guests, Kristi’s husband Jerry and Jordan’s husban Nathan, join us to talk about the universal language of MUSIC! Mom loves the Eagles, Jerry remembers all the bands, Nathan has an emo list, and Jordan is a hipster doofus. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-03-231h 24Call Your MomThe Call Your Mom Clipshow! Join us for a very special episode this week at Call Your Mom - our first clip show! In anticipation of our 50th episode next week (FIFTIETH!!), here are some gems from the Call Your Mom Past. Here are some Titles and what the could have been. . ."I'm Not in the Deep Ocean" "About That Sauce" "Beach Like Jordan" & "Naked All Over Town" You won't want to miss next week's 50th episode special! It's time to Call Your Mom! 2023-03-0231 minCall Your MomPeople Is NutsAlternative Titles for this episode include I Like These Sisters, Nativity Squirrels, Frostbite on His Todger, and Hot Doggu on the Tundra Kristi and Jordan are back this week with their normal book corner! Jordan talks about the impact of media on your mental health, Kristi reviews Prince Harry’s book, and we go over our favorite podcasts. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2023-02-1738 minCall Your MomGreat Role ModelsAlternative titles for this episode include Mother-Lovin’ Pantry, Nothing But a Snowt, and No Wonder He’s BaldThis week on Call Your Mom, Kristi sings Harper’s praises, Jordan eats a burrito, we talk about the foibles of marriage, and Jerry watches a movie just to finish it.It’s time to Call Your Mom!2023-02-1035 minCall Your MomMy Mommy Said I’m Not Allowed to Drive on Ice RoadsAlternative Titles include Not Digging the Classics, A Little Bit Crunky, We’re Here to Flush Your Toilets, and Bussies are RunningTwigger warning for mentions of gun violence from 07:21 to 13:37. Jordan and Kristi are back this week with another episode of insightful takes and lots of laughs. Join us for Kristi’s throw-down Kitchen Aid, Jordan reminiscing when her finger got smushed, Jerry not being able to hear, Harper and Nathan having plumbing issues, and talking about this year’s Texas ice storm and apartment life. What was Kristi going to say...2023-02-0244 minCall Your MomBrush Me Wee TeethAlternative Titles include Up an Unsanitary Tributary without Means of Motivation, Haggity Daggity, and Noncompus Front Desk WorkersThis week on Call Your Mom, Kristi and Jordan talk about how to give dogs medicine, explore going to Ireland, and cover our usual book corner. Kristi needs to go to bed, and Jordan burps. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2023-01-2639 minCall Your MomThe Great Butt Zit PopAlternative Titles for this episode include Kid or Tiny Wife, 100% Exfoliated, and Mysteriously DisappearThis week on Call Your Mom, we relive the College Football Playoff, we talk about how to stealithy steal a six foot ladder, Jordan takes a chance on a fart, Kristi pops a zit, and we revisit our Sky Ranch and Swine Flu memories. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2023-01-1934 minCall Your MomCan't Stand A Dry LipAlternative Titles for this episode include Itty Bitty Red Nub, Dorm Rug, and Winding Her Butt or Picking Her WatchIt’s time again to Call Your Mom! This week, Kristi and Jordan talk dress code, great movies and accents, catch up with the famiyl dogs and their many follies and foibles, thank God for all that’s good, and more! 2023-01-1242 minCall Your MomConeheaded New Year Alternative Titles for this episode include Sausage Bally Glove Hands, Better or Dead, Good Grannies, and Change Your Shirt!Happy New Year from Kristi, the mom, and Jordan, the daughter! This is another atmospheric episode as the family prepares our New Year’s Eve treats in the kitchen. We go over our goals for 2022, set our intentions for 2023, eat some sausage balls, and feature special guest stars, Harper and Nathan Anderson! It’s Time to Call Your Mom! 2023-01-0544 minCall Your MomThanks for Letting Me Chill Alternative Titles for this episode include Hipster Doofus in a Cadillac, Last FAFSA, and Booze Warehouse DriveKristi and Jordan (with special quiet car guest Harper) return from a Christmas hiatus with this holiday wrap-up episode! We are channeling our inner comedians getting coffee and recording this one in the car, so join us for some automotive ambience. We cover our favorite gifts this year, both given and received, highlight the good about 2022, and navigate crappy drivers. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-12-2939 minCall Your MomI Am Chocolate BarAlternative Titles for this episode include Happy Little Chrishmash, Trough Warfare, Blue Yonkers, Join Kristi, the momma, and Jordan, the daughter, for another chat! We talk about snacks and their relation to Jeopardy, explore Jordan’s fear of heights, expand on the scourage of female opera singers, explore the sleeping habits of dogs, and most importantly, we discuss beloved Christmas songs, cards, movies, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-12-1549 minCall Your MomOver-Covfefe FridayAlternative Titles for this episode include Call It Mom, Top Notch Matcha, Fancy Whipped Cream, and Mother Frother Join Kristi and Jordan for this week’s shorter episode! Mother and Daughter duo had only a few minutes today, but we wanted to record about an important topic: coffee! It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-12-0822 minCall Your MomBurp That Puppy Like a Baby Alternative Titles for this episode include Jimbo Fisher Buy Out GoFundMe, Horrible Awful No-Good Man, Frozen Lion Head in Paul Hollywood’s Freezer, and Yoo Hoo - Bath and Body Works Sale We are back after the holiday for another episode! In this installment, Kristi gets summoned to do her civic duty, we do our usual book corner and talk through our love for competition shows, and Jordan wraps a lot of Christmas presents. It’s time to Call Your Mom! Our thoughts and prayers are with the family and loved ones of Leslie Jordan, who...2022-12-0145 min
Call Your MomA Turkey Named Steve Who Sleeps on the Bed Alternative Titles for this episode include Eat the Turkey Butt, All the Sage in the County, Wild Turkeys Are Crafty, and Study Up Boys Join us this week for our Thanksgiving Special! Kristi and Jordan talk about decorating for the holidays and handwriting before leaping into a set of Thanksgiving themed questions and would you rathers. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-11-241h 16Call Your MomKarma’s Gonna Bite Your Bus Driver Butt Alternative Titles for this episode include Sicko Cameo, Don’t Call Me Shirley, Pumpkin Butt Latte, and Let’s Build Some Jowls! This week on Call Your Mom, Kristi and Jordan sit down with a glass of wine and talk about their rough work days, work out their impending Holiday menu, celebrate Jeansvember, have a hygiene talk, and congratulate Harper and Nathan A. on their engagement! It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-11-1755 minCall Your MomBlame Eve, SisterAlternative Titles for this episode include Game Rombo, Berm Sitter, My Head Horts, and Slap Yourself in the OvenThis week, Kristi and Jordan price some PS4 controllers, talk about the importance of DVDs, give an overview of college football, reflect on the crazy things kids say, and expand on the joys of giving birth. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-11-1049 minCall Your MomA Suggestive SnailAlternative Titles for this episode include What You Eating, Sweet Husband Jerry?, Unfortunate Radio Sound, and A Pit Master Christmas This week on Call Your Mom, Jordan battles an unusually intelligent mouse, Kristi takes a tumble, Jerry checks for poop, and we both debrief House of the Dragon and the Great British Baking Show. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2022-11-0345 minCall Your MomPinoy PopAlternative titles for this episode include Little Dough Calves, Treat Yo’Self, Eggs are Stupid, Average Ant Man Enjoyer, No Rack, and Fart-Castin’There is a lot of ambient noise in this one! Put it on and pretend that you are sitting in the living room watching football while we bake a cake in the other room. This week, we rejoin the fam for the second half of Jerry’s birthday celebration. We finish baking the cake, we flex our muscles, we talk about the Disneyfication of Star Wars and Marvel, and we explore the merits...2022-10-271h 02Call Your MomObserving the Law of the Peasant Road Alternative Titles include Chest Ball, Load-Bearing SquishMallow, and Kristi's Texts Segment This episode of Call Your Mom keeps up our annual tradition of having a lot of background noise to celebrate Jerry’s birthday! This week, we struggle with DoorDash deliveries, talk about Jerry’s interesting YouTube habits, explore Harper’s penchant for stuffed animals, eat the chip on Jordan’s shoulder with some salsa, and bemoan how slow people drive on the express way. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-10-2042 minCall Your MomOne Mother-Lovin' BananaAlternative Titles include Right Lovely, The Cloud Slippies Went Home with the Lord, Eight Bags of Carrots, and Genuflecting in the Car On this funneh episode of Call Your Mom, we talk about work, especially how nice it is to work from home, what shoes can (and can’t) recover from, future grandkids and the books that Kristi will read them, MacGyver-ing a utensil to eat cheesecake with, and the dangers of too many melatonins. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-10-1356 min
Call Your MomA Streetcar that Smells Like CertsAlternative Titles for this episode include Faculty & Staff in My Eye, Corn Product Probably, You Think That HIPPO is Cute?, and Car Alarm NoisesThis week on Call Your Mom, we explore funerary fun, talk about eye problems, get astounded at Harper’s opinion of babies, imagine what Kristi’s grandbabies will call her and Jere, and reminisce about Phineas and Ferb. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2022-10-0642 min
Call Your MomFull of Sha Vim Alternative Titles for this episode include Optimum Dry, Leisure Ware, Your Whole Schleppin’ Life, and Prayer Leaderboard This week, we explore the intricacies of different dryers, Kristi gaslights herself into thinking she’s going bald, we navigate technical difficulties, talk about how fun it is to pick out kid’s backpacks and pack their little lunchies, expound on the power of prayer, and share our recent purchases. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-09-2941 min
Call Your MomCaptain Chester DrawersAlternative Titles for this episode include Don’t Bite That Hedgehog!, Diet Soda Hostage Situation, and Just Another Monday BiffDayJoin us this week as we jump right in to our normal book corner, explore modern television, talk about the importance of reading to your babies, remodel our rooms, and take a potty break. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-09-2241 min
Call Your MomPossessed by a Fart MonsterAlternative Titles for this episode include Fruity Tips with Jordan, Avatar for the Spirit of Fart, and GorgeWa TortWaOn this episode of Call Your Mom, we munch some fruit and talk about jewelry and tearfully rank our favorite Pixar movies and explore what they mean to us - who’s idea was this anyway? It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-09-151h 00
Call Your MomTwo Coffees and a Red BullAlternative Titles for this episode include But Mostly It’s Smut, Bunny Hop International, and Hagrid HairJoin us this week on Call Your Mom where we talk about a Netflix show that’s a little bit dirty, the best westerns (movies, not the hotel chain), training etiquette, the cost of higher education, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-09-0847 min
Call Your MomSummer Wreathes Make Me Feel FineAlternative Titles for this episode include Stick That Right Up Your Bum, Cubicles the Mathlete, and Skortland YerdJoin us this week as we celebrate the life of Vin Scully and Joy Bear, explore the psyche of college mascots, talk about work conditions, get shocked about how Christmas decorations are already on sale at Hobby Lobby, relive the glory days of real-life books, and talk about some of our favorite (and not so favorite) authors. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2022-09-0159 min
Call Your MomMixed Fruit Martial ArtsAlternative Titles for this episode include I Don’t Care for Job, Gentleman Whose Names Begin with “R”, and People Have Hair All OverJoin us this week for a shorter episode where we talk about how stubborn Jordan’s husband is, experience some technical difficulties, canvas Nathan A.’s fruit ninja activities, and engage in some mildly sacrilegious ribbing. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2022-08-2520 min
Call Your MomHench by ChristmasAlternative Titles for this episode include College Guys with Ham Hock Thighs, Big Hunky Men to Help You Move In, and Dr. Squirrel MDJoin us this week to talk about interviewing for jobs, getting swole, the medical careers of squirrels, brunching it up, getting real about graduate school, and apartment essentials. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-08-1839 min
Call Your MomHow to Train Your Chicken WingAlternative Titles for this episode include Different Sized Earholes, I Was Running, and Ate a Few Penne Is it an episode of Call Your Mom if a dog doesn’t bark? In this episode, we melt in the Texas heat, talk about dogs in shoes, share why our careers as farmers will never pan out, explore being adult, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-08-1150 min
Call Your MomNice Big NoodlesNice Big NoodlesAlternative titles for this episode include Reedy Star Butt and Schmabby SchlynnIn this episode, we talk about exciting new jobs on the horizon, life changes for some of the Smith clan, the epic highs and lows of apartment hunting, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2022-08-0442 min
Call Your MomRomantic Hound Dog of the World Alternative titles for this episode include Club Nashville, a Werewolf Comes Out, Super Massive Blow Out, and Snorting Books Up.We come back from a long summer of vacations to talk about sunburns, revisit Downton Abbey, experience some Zoom difficulties, and explore the intricacies of growing up and reading Kindle books.It’s time to Call Your Mom!2022-07-2842 min
Call Your MomAnd Do You Like My Tit? Alternative Titles for this episode include Let’s Be Appropriate, Shoes Are Hard on ME, Half of Pulling It Off Is Putting It On, and Snaps, Claps, and Big Booty Slaps Join us for our latest, long-awaited full-length episode! This week, we go back in time to the last week of school. As always, it’s not an episode of Call Your Mom if Jerry doesn’t bang some things around in the background. This episode, we go over an unintentionally busty school presentation, buying new shoes and what to wear them with, good snacks to podcast with...2022-06-0259 min
Call Your MomBONUS: Downton Cab RideJoin us for a special bonus episode in the car! Thankfully, we had better luck in the car than Matthew did if you catch our drift. We were lucky enough to get to see the new Downton Abbey: A New Era movie together - this is our (loosely-defined) movie review! Do not listen if you don’t want the movie spoiled! We’ll be back next week with a full length episode! 2022-05-2424 min
Call Your MomWhite Boys and Their Samurai GamesAlternative Titles for this episode include Episode Choke, the Horizontal Crochet, Fine Filipino Husband, I Want to Be Pruny, and You Know WhyJoin us this week as Kristi and Jordan start right away with a book corner where we talk about the books we’ve been reading recently, and continue on to talk about crochet innuendos, the weather as it relates to our weekend plans, the trials and tribulations of Kristi’s white son-in-laws, first-child guilt, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-04-1100 min
Call Your MomSupport Your Own Head, Fool! Alternative Titles for this episode include Me and My Little Dude, 10 Baby Succs for just 10 Bucks!, I Like to Be Mildly Rattled, After Hours Tower, Flat Stanley’s Gonna Slash My Achilles, and Dog Hair Chic.The long-awaited final installment of our three-part series with my sister and Kristi’s daughter, Harper! We start strong this episode with Harper’s thoughts on babies, and continue on to talk about books, thievery, ghosts, parking lot safety, and more. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2022-03-2155 min
Call Your MomThis One's for You, Nellie and GeneAlternative Titles for this episode include Mr. Heem Heem, Tooth Treasure Chest, Sweet Milk and Eggs, Batman! and a Cast of Some SortIn this episode of Call Your Mom, we bake some pies, we have a special segment of Jerry’s Gems, and most importantly, we reflect on the legacy of love and the cherished memories of those who have gone on before us. Specifically, we talk about Jordan’s Nana and Papa and Kristi’s Mom and Dad, Nell and Gene. Nana passed away two years ago and while it never gets easier, talking about the on...2022-02-191h 24
Call Your MomRomans Love Their Dogs Alternative Titles for this episode include A Definite Smell of Butt, Get Her to the Guild, 42 Juju, and Sleeping in CarsWelcome to the second part of our 3 part series with Harper, Kristi’s second daughter and Jordan’s younger sister! This episode, Harper finishes her ceramics story, we talk about playing 42, we break down political barriers, canvas the history of dogs, and more! As always, a huge shoutout to Randy, without whom this podcast would be nothing. It’s time to Call Your Mom!2022-02-0747 min
Call Your MomSquadeeble My JeeblesAlternate titles for this episode include: Points? DEDUCTED, Japanese Stripping Potty, Send Your X-Rays to the Homie, and A Chair Leg Up the BumThis week starts a three part special series with Harper, Kristi’s daughter, Jordan’s little sister, and artist extraordinaire! We have been so excited to record with her - so much so that we got three episodes worth of content. Join us as we talk about Christmas Cooking, listen to Harper’s dog play the piano, discuss adventures in washing laundry, the advantages of a using a bidet, and more. It’s time to...2022-01-1644 min
Call Your MomWild and Wooly TimesAlternative Titles for this episode include: The Episode of 1000 Smiths, Squat Soap Angel, and Peanut Butter Corn We come back from our hiatus for a string of holiday episodes! In this installment of Call Your Mom, we talk about Gilmore Girls (again), the legacy of Christmas ornaments, the Great Ham and Turkey debate, football, and more. Stay tuned for a special episode featuring Harper soon! It’s time to call your mom! 2021-12-191h 00
Call Your MomNever Patched a PotholeAlternative Titles for this episode include Gromitted Out, I Struggle with Kindness, Blue’s Clues Radio, Barney Banjo, Chimps Will Rip Your Face Off, and Buckey’s is Bumpin’ On this week’s episode of Call Your Mom, take a car ride with Kristi, Jordan, and Mandi! We traverse the treacherous highways of conversation on our way to bring Mandi to the airport, covering topics from horror movies to Foley art, childhood television to Blue’s Clues Hosts, gastrointestinally active childrens toys and more! Near the end, it does turn into an extended free advertisement for Buckey’s. It’s time...2021-11-121h 01
Call Your MomLooking to the CodfutureAlternative Titles for this episode include: Jerry She Was in the MCU, Fighting on Sensei Rules, Team Elope, A Li’l bit of Pepto, Mork and Milly, and Hobbit TimeThis week on Call Your Mom, we talk about TV shows! We set out to talk about Gilmore Girls, but ended up talking about all sorts of things. Are you surprised? Join us this episode to talk about Moms, both the TV and real-life variety, weddings, the story beats to several shows, plus an Apple TV segment with Jere. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2021-11-051h 00
Call Your MomThe Milk of Human Kindness Part 2Alternative Titles for this episode include: Swerve the Emos, Jere’s Background Sandwich, Full Health Moment, Gatorade Break, and Thank You, Randy! Less savvy listeners might think this is a sandwich-and-chip-eating-while-dog-begs ASMR podcast, but returners will know it’s time to Call Your Mom! Especially savvy listeners will recognize the Jonah Veggietales reference. On the second part of this two-episode special, we talk about falling over, trips to Colorado, going to the movies, and more! Right after this episode, Nathan saw his first Gatorade ad of the year. It’s a miracle! 2021-10-2848 min
Call Your MomThe Milk of Human Kindness Part 1Alternative Titles for this episode include: The Trouble with Acronyms, If My Brain was Gigabytes, and Just Throw a FitThis week on Call Your Mom, we welcome a treasured guest star - Jordan’s husband, Nathan! For this special two-parter, we will talk about all sorts of things, but some special highlights are our favorite pieces of horror media, Nathan’s adventures with milk, and some college football commentary. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2021-10-201h 05
Call Your MomDebbie the Spider-WifeAlternative Titles for this episode include: Ambient Cake Sounds, The Word of the Day is Janky, Converted School Bus, Harper Sneezes 1000 Times, Jesus Has a Podcast, and Glamping for My Husband’s Birthday On this very special episode of Call Your Mom, we celebrate Jerry’s birthday with the entire family! If the sounds of forks clinking, chairs creaking, family laughing, and dogs barking bothers you, this might not be the episode for you. But, if you want to feel like part of the family, then get yourself a slice of cake, pour yourself a glas...2021-10-091h 28
Call Your MomGonna Have to Get It or a Stuntman WillAlternative Titles for this episode include: Snack Moment, Spicy Chicken Chipotle Pasta, As Lung As I Used to Be, Calling Out Suzanne CollinsWe return this week from a COVID—19-induced hiatus! Kristi and Jerry are gettng back up to full strength after being out with COVID-19 for a few weeks. If you take anything from this episode, please get vaccinated! Join us this week as we talk about weightloss, traveling for work, our usual book segment, a Lord of the Rings rendition of “Leaving Louisiana in the Broad Daylight” by the Oak Ridge Boys, and Ni...2021-09-271h 13
Call Your MomAll Beefed OutAlternative Titles: Pizza Hunt, Egg Fart Tuna, Dri-Fit Sleep Suit, and Eat an Armadillo off a White Line on a HighwayOn this episode, Kristi and Jordan talk about fast food, Facebook, the terrors of co-sleeping with dogs and husbands in socks and dri-fit, the pumpkin continuum, and more! If anyone listening to this episode remembers the PBS short where the coyote and the armadillo combine their tortillas and salsa, you are a true hero. It’s time to Call Your Mom! 2021-08-301h 19
Call Your MomAvocados from Down the RoadAlternative Titles for this episode include:Speaking of MeatTeam Elope andPants, Prevacid, Puppies Join Kristi and Jordan after a long, hard day to talk about cooking, baking, and Big Boy the train. Full disclosure - Jordan was totally in the bath during the recording of this episode, so if you don’t like echoey voices or gurgling noises, then this episode might not be for you. Sometimes, you just need to call your mom! 2021-08-241h 28
Call Your MomBetween a Goob and a QuarterbackAlternative Titles for this episode include: The Podcast that Reed BuiltJordan Doesn't Know Sports Pillow-Pet Crane Machine and Jerry Says Goodnight Books, sports, and punching people - what more could you want? On this week's call, we're joined by a very special guest star: Kristi's youngest and Jordan's little brother, Reed! Star and host of his own podcast, Don't Reed Into It, he hops on the call to talk about sports, journalism trials and tribulations, and, of course, bullying his two older sisters who, to be fair, bullied...2021-08-161h 39
Call Your MomChristmas in JulyAlternative Titles:Raccoon with His Hair OnJordan Says “Yeah”Hench Dogs and Where to Find ThemWe recorded together in my home office for the episode, so forgive the reverb!Join us as we talk about the best time to go Christmas shopping, revisit our book club conversation from last episode, and talk about our dogs and what they can and can’t eat. It’s time to Call Your Mom! We do discuss spoilers for Grady Hendrix’s Southern Bookclub’s Guide to Slaying Vampires.TRIGGER WARN...2021-07-261h 13
Call Your MomBooksThis week, we talk about books - why we love them, why we hate them, why sometimes we put them down. Alternative titles for this episode are: Deep South Daddies, Pinched by an Angel, and Notice Us, Graham Norton! It's time to Call Your Mom! 2021-07-081h 27
Call Your MomVacationJoin Kristi and Jordan on one of their daily phone calls! Today, we talk about vacations: road trips, traveling with small kids and animals, and why reading Jurassic Park aloud while camping is probably not the best idea. It's time to Call Your Mom! 2021-06-2356 min