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Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 4 Episode 10: The Gargantuan Grillactus vs Gerald Ford in 1976 - A Spine Tingling Season Finale!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 1976 on the 200 year anniversary of the 4th of July. What festivities are in store for the Bicentennial? Well for starters, a Giant Grill and an even bigger Dad by the name of Grillactus has come to earth to turn the population into Hot Dogs! Will Lance be able to save the earth from oblivion? Will Gerald Ford make it out of this episode alive? Does Lance's immortal soul deserve eternal damnation? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by...2023-12-131h 05Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 4 Episode 7: Frightening Freaks are Found in Felt-topolis!
Back in 20,023 Lance is going to take a visit to a world made entirely of Felt. Sound familiar? Well these fuzzy little weirdos have been playing god and bringing the dead to life. Now Felt-enstien's monster is suing his creator for medical malpractice! Can Lance use the Law to save a doctor who breaks the Laws of nature? Will Felt-enstein's monster finally get to return to the grave? How exactly does a world made of felt work? Like, if the Ground is felt, and the people are felt, are the people ground? Only one way to find out, give...2023-10-311h 05Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 4 Episode 5: Asteroids, Aster-noids, and as for Lance, he's ANNOYED!
He's back! In 20,023! Lance finds himself stuck between a Brothersome fued - two Aster-noid siblings are in a legal dispute over the whereabouts of an Asteroid. Is Lance capable of settling a sibling squabble? Can Floyd and Lloyd settle their differences? Will a Spider play the xylophone? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Sam Pierce, and Jordan Pilkenton. This podcast was recorded at Fallout Theater, home to live comedy every night in Austin, TX. Check out...2023-09-131h 08Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 4 Episode 4: Baseball, Booze and Babe "The Great Bambino" Ruth, Back in 1927!He's back! In 1927! Lance needs to help Babe Ruth win the world series, if he looses, the Nazis win and the timeline gets all messed up! But Babe can't play ball without being intoxicated, this is troublesome during prohibition! Does Babe have what it takes to win the game and save the world? Does Lance have what it takes to force a recovering alcoholic to return to a life crippled by addiction? How many outs are in a baseball game? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett...2023-08-1057 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 4 Episode 3: Grand Theft Gooper (feat. the Ghoul Getters)
He's back! In 20,023! Lance has to find a place to live now that he is a world where he was never born. But what is our hero to do when a ghost possesses his new roommate? Will Gooper get got by the Ghoul Getters? Does a possession hurt? If you have sons who have grown into men, do you call them "your boys" or "your men"? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Sam Pierce...2023-07-091h 05Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 4 Episode 2: Assassins, Acquittals, and Ancestors in 1865!He's back! In time! Lance has tampered with the timeline, and after Victor Six Shot Vibratto goes back to prevent the Lincoln assassination, the one and only Astronaut Attorney must... defend John Wilkes Booth in court!?!?! Is it moral to defend a man, if you know he'll soon commit a national tragedy? Does Lance even care? Would anyone ever describe Lance Vibratto as a "hero"? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Sam Pierce, Sam...2023-06-201h 05Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 4 Episode 1: A Froggy Face off, and a Fading Future!He's back! In the year Twenty Thousand Twenty Three! But our hero has found that unfortunately, he's been erased from existence! Will he be able to convice a mad scientist to help him go back in time... again? Will he be held in contempt of Judge? Will he ever return to the world he once knew? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Sam McCarthy and Jordan Pilkenton. This podcast was recorded at Fallout Theater, home...2023-06-0556 min
Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 10: A Ruthless Ruffian, a Raucous Wrap-up, and Roscoe Taylor in the Season Finale!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 1896 and he'll need to defend Roscoe Taylor, who was accused of a heinous puppy/calf/TNT related crime! Can Lance keep the Tallahassee Teen from getting sent to the Gallows? Will a rival "Outlawyer" throw a wrench into our hero's plans? Will Lance EVER be able to return to the year 20022??? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Sam Pierce, Sam McCarthy and Jordan Pilkenton. This...2023-03-121h 11Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 9: Murder, Machines, and Moral Quandaries with RoboLawyer Mark 1 in 2068!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 2068 and he'll need to defend the Mark 1 version of Robolawyer, who absolutely killed a man. Will Lance be able to beat the odds and prove his guilty client innocent? Should he? Will he see a familiar glimmer in a certain mad scientist's eye? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Josh Davis, and Jordan Pilkenton. This podcast was recorded at Fallout Theater, home to live comedy...2023-03-061h 10Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 8: A Ridiculous Run-in with Rasputin in Russia circa 1984!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the Soviet Union in the year 1984! Will he face threats within mother Russia? Can he help a little boy follow the American dream? Will asbestos play a surprisingly large role in this story? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Sam McCarthy, and Jordan Pilkenton. This podcast was recorded at Fallout Theater, home to live comedy every night in Austin, TX. Check out Falloutcomedy.com for more information...2023-03-0652 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 7: A Bombastic Baby Daddy Debacle in the Big Bang!He's back! In time! Lance was sent all the way back to the Big Bang. He has to defend "The Headmaster" in a child support case that spans all of history! Will Lance be able to keep a legion of angry children from holding their time traveling father accountable? Will Lance meet and insult a president? Will Lance finally make it back to his home time of 20,022? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Sam McCarthy...2023-03-061h 05Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 6: A Wild, Wacky Witch Trial in Salem 1692!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to 1692, Salem Massachusetts . After he's accused of being a witch, our hero finds HIMSELF on trial?? Will he survive this dangerous court case? Will he prove that he's a normal, non-magical time travelling space lawyer from the future? Will the pilgrims of Salem talk about piss too much? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss, Luke Gaskey, Sam McCarthy, Sam Pierce and Jordan Pilkenton. This podcast was recorded at Fallout Theater...2023-03-061h 01Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 5: Scandal, Sea-Faring Stalkers, and a Space Whale in 1858!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the belly of a beast in 1858. Specifically he's in the very same space whale he met years ago in the far future! Will this baby space whale prove to be friend or foe? Can Lance help this aquatic acquaintance get rid of some pesky stalkers? Will the court case focus around whether or not a whale should wear pants? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Luke Gaskey Sam Pierce...2023-03-061h 03Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 4: Money Management, and a Mythical Monster in the Middle Ages!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to Poland in 1313, he's in the territory of a corrupt Lord and needs to sue a Dragon for Tax Evasion. Will our hero successfully defeat this beast in a court of law? Is he going to stay on the same team this time? Will he witness a boy loose all of his appendages? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss. The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Luke Gaskey Sam Pierce and Jordan Pilkenton. This podcast was recorded...2023-03-061h 02Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 3: Accusations, Acquaintances, and Academics in a 50's Highschool!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to an American Highschool in 1955, and he needs to help the class president sue a rival who's printing lies about voter fraud in the school newspaper. Along the way, he runs into an 8 foot tall 13 year old, and someone who recognizes, and loathes him. Will our hero find out the truth of this petty teenage grudge? Is this old frenemy here to help, or hurt? Will lance drink water out of a hose like they did in the good ol days? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance...2023-03-061h 06Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 2: A Perilous Public Endangerment Predicament in Pompeii!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to Ancient Rome, Pompeii specifically. Because of some pear thievery on his part, our hero must defend a crazy old farmer who insists the Mayor of Pompei is willingly dumping trash into Mount Vesuvius, leading to an inevitable eruption! Can Lance stop this ecological disaster before it happens? Will he be sent to rot in a roman prison? Will he ever get home to the year 20,021? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen!
Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss.
The performers on this broadcast were:
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Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 3 Episode 1: Settling the Score in the Stone Age!He's back! In time! Lance was sent to prehistoric earth and needs to help a caveman who has a bad boss - a t-rex named Guy-nasourus. Can our hero teach his ancestors what court even is? Will justice prevail? Or will Lance end up in the jaws of a Jurassic jerk? How will he get back to his original time? Only one way to find out, take a listen to the beginning of the third season!
Lance Vibratto is created and audio engineered by Garrett Buss.
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Sam Pierce
Luke Gaskey
and Jordan...2023-01-091h 11
Reel MoviesEpisode 37: Randy Astroturf, Clint Flint, MothmanOn the 12th episode of Reel Movies Season 2, host Josh Davis II (Josh Davis) sits down with Moosefang's head park ranger Randy Astroturf (Jordan Pilkenton) and returning guests Clint Flint (Sam McCarthy) and Mothman (Devin Granado) to talk about some very real movies and Cryptid Park Services, a new radio show on KZSM every other Sunday at 9 PM.
Intro music is 'Movie Marathon' by Blake Rules and Netherfriends2022-05-2053 min
Reel MoviesEpisode 34: Captain J. P. Dirk, Big Time TommyOn the 9th episode of Reel Movies Season 2, host Josh Davis II (Josh Davis) talks with space explorer/former actor Captain J. P. Dirk (Jordan Pilkenton) and problem solver Big Time Tommy (Josh Kayo) about some very real movies. Intro music is ‘Movie Marathon’ by Blake Rules and Netherfriends2022-04-2246 min
Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 10: A Strange, Shocking, Scientific Season Finale!A shrunken Lance is caught in the middle of a case against a mad scientist, who has turned babies elderly, frogs into lawyers, and committed fiendish experiments on an entire solar system. Can Lance bring this rouge researcher to justice or will he end up as one more lab rat in the doctor's evil clutches? Find out in the thrilling conclusion of Season Two!
Aired on 4/10/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
2022-04-1155 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 9: A Bizarre Battle Between Bickering Brains!Lance is shrunk down to a microscopic level and sent inside the skull of his newest client. His goal? To stop this Alien's Left and Right Brain from constantly arguing with one another - and to ultimately decide which brain gets full control over the client's consciousness. With cameo appearances from various organs, you can bet that this adventure is set to be Lance's most viscerally disgusting yet!
Aired on 4/3/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Garrett Buss
The performers on...2022-04-0558 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 7: Fear and Loathing (and Horses) in Felt-topia!Lance goes to visit the planet of Felt-topia, where he uncovers the eldritch horrors of a land where people, cars, horses, and everything else are all made out of the same material. Can our hero brave the carnivorous steeds and political unrest of this puppet-run hellscape? Only one way to know for sure - play this episode a hundred times!
Aired on 3/20/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
2022-03-2155 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 5: Scummy Scammers Swindle and Sue a Simpleton (Lance)Lance is under threat of being disbarred! Turns out the school he got his lawyer's license from is a big ol scam and Lance took the bait like the lil' fishy he is. will our Astronaut Attorney have to just become an Astronaut now? Will he finally face the consequences of a lifetime of mistakes? Will we get canon about what's been going on with Planet Earth in 200022? Only one way for you to find out! Listen to this episode, ya goober!
Aired on 3/06/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
2022-03-1157 min
Reel MoviesEpisode 30: Jay Kramer, Clifford "El Fuego" MarionetaOn the fifth episode of Reel movies season 2, host Josh Davis II talks with celebrity journalist Jay Kramer (Hayden Hovsepian) and cinematic instigator Clifford Marioneta, AKA 'El Fuego' Marioneta (Jordan Pilkenton) about some very real movies based on some very real stories 2022-03-0446 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 4: A Star Studded Scam and a Sun Soaked Scuffle!Lance is caught between a rock, and a hard case! Our astronaut Attorney needs to defend a meteorite in a real estate dispute concerning two individuals with ownership of the same star! Will Lance get out of this case without somebody dying for once? Can meteorites even pay lawyers if they don't have access to a bank account? Did Lance get rid of his new son, Scrimpleyanna Jones via food poisoning? Find your questions here!
Aired on 2/27/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by...2022-02-2851 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 3: Panic Inducing Paternal Pandemonium!Lance is interviewed by the famous explorer Scrimbleyanna Jones. But this interview is going to give our Astronaut Attorney more than he bargained for! Will Lance's fabled romantic past come back to haunt him? How old is he, anyway? And is there a specific number of children he's had? Only one way to find out! Listen to this fricken episode, ya chump!
Aired on 2/20/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett...2022-02-2146 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 2: Horrific Head Hittin' Hammers!Lance gets wrapped up in a dispute between an amusement park owner who specializes in rides that maim or kill willing customers, and an alien who was dissapointed with his non lethal visit to the park. Can our astronaut attorney defend a maniacal millionaire from a charge of false advertisement? Will he harass various other people unnecessarily? Only one way to find out!
Aired on 2/13/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
G...2022-02-1558 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneySeason 2 Episode 1: A Cosmic Custody Conundrum!Lance helps? settle a dispute between an alien parasite shaped like the number 7 and a beautiful tough boy who's torso is shaped liek a hockey puck. Who deserves custody of the many parasite babies implanted into puck-boy's torso? Only one lawyer can get to the bottom of this case. And it's Lance!
Aired on 2/6/22 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Sam Peirce
Luke Gaskey
2022-02-0753 min
Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneyEpisode 10: A Frightening Family-Filled Finale!Lance meets the "ghosts of Vibrattos past present, and future" that's right folks, we're pulling a christmas carol for our Season one Finale episode! Can our hero reckon with the many, many, many people that he's let down over the course of his life? Only one way to find out! See you next Season!
Aired on 12/19/21 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Sam McCarthy
Luke...2022-01-2054 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneyEpisode 9: God Gets Grumpy!Lance meets a guy who's life has been made purposefully terrible by the will of God. Lance now must win a lawsuit against the one and only creator of the universe. This is the most blasphemous episode so far.
Aired on 12/19/21 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Sam McCarthy
Luke Gaskey
and Jordan Pilkenton
Check out more cool radio shows either...2022-01-1954 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneyEpisode 7: Mind Melding Mayhem amongst the Mantis-Men!Lance meets the king of the mantis-men, and it sure looks like he murdered a union organizer. Can our hero save his defendant from being found guilty for a crime they're almost certainly guilty of??
Aired on 12/5/21 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was also audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Sam McCarthy
and Jordan Pilkenton
Check out more cool radio shows either on KZSM.org or on Gravy Train R...2021-12-0956 minLance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneyEpisode 6: Hot Dogs and Heinous Hijinks!Lance meets hotdog people, discovers the horrors of cannibalism, asks too many questions and gets to meet a God-like being that loves grilling.
Aired on 11/28/21 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was also audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Sam McCarthy
and Jordan Pilkenton
Check out more cool radio shows either on KZSM.org or on Gravy Train Radio's YouTube Page!2021-11-2954 min
Reel MoviesEpisode 25: Jackie "Pants on Fire" Tortellini, Kristen CowabungaOn the season one finale of Reel Movies, host Josh Davis talks with Italian-American consultant Jackie "Pants on Fire" Tortellini (Jordan Pilkenton) and shark specialist Kristen Cowabunga (Bailey Davis) about some very real movies.
Season two coming January 2022!2021-11-1745 min
Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneyEpisode 3: A Diabolical Defendant, and a Dastardly Detonation!Lance has to defend an intergalactic warlord who just blew up more than a few planets with a space laser. Can our hero get this villain out of this picklish predicament? Is it morally right for him to even try? He's a lawyer! Morals have no power over him!
Aired on 11/07/21 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Sam McCarthy
Jordan Pilkenton
and Luke...2021-11-0959 min
Lance Vibratto: Astronaut AttorneyEpisode 1: Slime in the Second Degree!This is the first episode of our show!
Aired on 10/24/21 at KZSM.org
Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss
The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton
The performers on this broadcast were:
Garrett Buss
Jordan Pilkenton
and Sam McCarthy
Check out more cool radio shows either on KZSM.org or on Gravy Train Radio's YouTube Page!2021-10-2658 minReel MoviesEpisode 20: MODOP, DavenportOn the 20th episode of Reel Movies, host Josh Davis talks with machine organism designed only for producing MODOP (Jordan Pilkenton) and two-in-one returning guest Davenport (Daniel Davis Sr. and Garrett Buss) about some very real movies and some very relevant background information.2021-09-2949 min
The Pork Walks at MidnightSEASON 2 EP #2 - The Episode Where Everyone Was Banging Scalia’s Mom!YOU’RE INVITED!! Phi Beta Slop is throwing a party! BYOB and BYOPIAB (bring your own pigs in a blanket). The only people not invited are SLIM and SCALIA!! Those losers can find another party to ruin. Just ignore the dead body of Reese Withoutherspoon okay?? What’s more important is the party Pig Boyd is throwing TONIGHT!! No slop and no COPS! We got Kevin DJ’ing, and Mr. Gorbachabi is bringing his pig suit - CRAZY! … Please park on the side street next to the house. We are part of the HOA and they’ve been kinda on my butt...2021-08-2454 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightSEASON 2 EP #1 - 25 Cent Telegrams Under the Sea!YOU’RE INVITED!! Phi Beta Slop is throwing a party! BYOB and BYOPIAB (bring your own pigs in a blanket). The only people not invited are SLIM and SCALIA!! Those losers can find another party to ruin. Just ignore the dead body of Reese Withoutherspoon okay?? What’s more important is the party Pig Boyd is throwing TONIGHT!! No slop and no COPS! We got Kevin DJ’ing, and Mr. Gorbachabi is bringing his pig suit - CRAZY! … Please park on the side street next to the house. We are part of the HOA and they’ve been kinda on my butt...2021-08-2450 min
Reel MoviesEpisode 13: Tommy Tinseltown, Chuck R. FelixOn the 13th episode of Reel Movies, host Josh Davis talks with Tommy Tinseltown (Garrett Buss), the owner of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and Chuck R. Felix (Jordan Pilkenton), an actor who has been cut from every film that he's been in.2021-08-0447 min
Swamp Ass UggosLumberjack Legends w/ Schaeffer!Lumberjack myths with good friend Schaeffer! Just the most bullshit tales from around a campfire. There's a whale that lives on a mountain, and when it gets hungry it just slides down with its mouth open. Fucking what. Anyway, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com if you wanna say anything.
Jordan Twitter: @IsItJordanTho
Lexi Twitter: @YesLexiMorris
Schaeffer Twitter: @scertenberg
SwampASS: @SwampAssUggos2021-08-0347 minSwamp Ass UggosSpecies 8472 and The Borg!Tonight on the program, I waste everyone's time! This was also recorded during the Super Bowl, and as you can see, it was not released soon after the Super Bowl. What's your favorite thing about Star Trek? Mine's the fact that the main characters fuck in it, unlike Star Wars. Darth Vadr might have kids, but he definitely doesn't fuck.
Jordie La Forge's Twitter: @isitjordantho
Lexilyn Janeway: @Yesleximorris
Swamp Ship Uggoprise: @SwampAssUggos2021-08-0341 minSwamp Ass UggosLet Luck be a Lexi Tonight!Tonight on the program, Lexi takes the driver's seat for our talk about superstitions and luck! What's your worst trauma? Email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com so we can dialogue about why you're so f#$%ed up!
Jordan Twitter: @isitjordantho
Lexi Twitter: @yesleximorris
Swamp Ass Uggos Twitter? @swampassuggos2021-08-0352 min
The Pork Walks at MidnightThe Pork TALKS at Midnight! EP #1 - Improv and Pork Lore!EP #1 - Improv and Pork Lore!
Join our cast as we take a break from improv to instead, TALK, about improv! We share stories on how we each got into it, what inspires us, we answer questions, and we even dive into the Pork Walks Lore! This will be the first in it’s series so stay tuned for more bonus content just like this!
Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @porkwalks and on TikTok @theporkwalksatmidnight for highlights and behind the scenes clips!
CREDITS
Detective Slim: June Strickland
Detective Scalia: Mitchell Od...2021-07-081h 00
Reel MoviesEpisode 11: Barry Bockskowski, Ben ReillyOn the 11th episode of Reel Movies, host Josh Davis talks with stunt double Barry Bockskowski (Jordan Pilkenton) and movie antagonist Ben Reilly (Sam McGovern) about some very real, not made up movies.2021-07-0853 min
The Pork Walks at MidnightEP #10 (Part 2) - Law and No Order!The thrilling conclusion of the events that took place at the Museum of European History. We pick up at Detective Slim’s trial where he has just been charged with 1st degree murder. But the murder just doesn’t add up. Evidence is missing as well as the bodies! With the help of The Captain, Detective Scalia, and Slim’s questionable defense lawyer, Gill Tee, things may be looking up. That is until prosecutor Ginsberg takes the stand, leaving The Captain no choice but to send Detective Scalia on the most important solo mission of his career. Could this be the...2021-06-2657 minSwamp Ass UggosGay Pirates and other Legends!Tonight on the program, local legend Jay joins the Uggos to talk about pirate myths, and the possible gay love story of Anne Bonny and Mary Read! Happy pride, Uggos!
Tune in live every Sunday at 10 PM only on KZSM.org. Follow us on twitter @SwampAssUggos2021-06-0254 min
The Pork Walks at MidnightEP #10 (Part 1) - Accent Machine and Other Fun Diversions!EP #10 (Part 1) - Accent Machine and Other Fun Diversions!
Never have I ever, gotten an email from The Captain where the entire body was shoved into the subject line detailing a mystery at the local Museum of European History where police headquarters’ benefactor and the owner of the Museum, John Zanzibar, has reported a case of foul play in the Norwegian exhibit and requires the assistance of two hardened detectives or else risk losing the generous, monthly donations. You know, or something like that! I guess Slim and Scalia will have to take a drink. But who wi...2021-05-2955 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEP #9 - Rocket Man!EP #9 - Rocket Man!
A bar, chicken wings, the New Testament, Stephen King’s IT, the Old Testament, egg salad, allergy medication, safe words, BDSM, Kangaroo oil, and rockets. What do all of these have in common? Are they answers to the Sunday crossword? A new emoji pack released by Apple? Or is it a sneak peak of what’s to come…? On this episode Detectives Slim and Scalia investigate the under-workings of the old local Rocket Silo where it appears to be… exactly what it is! A silo holding a rocket. But for what?? And while everyone...2021-05-0752 min
Reel MoviesEpisode 5: Jordan Pilkenton, Clint Flint, Stan LeeOn the fifth episode of Reel Movies, host Josh Davis talks with fellow KZSM host Jordan Pilkenton, cryptid hunter Clint Flint, and the ghost of comic book legend Stan Lee (Garrett Buss) about some movies just as real as the myths they're based on.2021-04-2845 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEP #8 - Little Green Men!EP #8 - Little Green Men!
After Detective Slim and Scalia’s Dungeons and Dragons session abruptly comes to an end, The Captain informs the two of a strange phone call he received, depicting a gruesome, gory cow-napping! Through some sly, sleuthy detective work Slim and Scalia find out they are going to Lee Summers’ Corn and Cow Ranch…. In Roswell, New Mexico! Good thing nothing wacky happens here! Join our duo once again as they put their EARS to the floor and traverse this tricky MAIZE. Will it be an ultimate CORN-AGE? Or will we find Slim and Sc...2021-04-2753 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEp #7 - Liver Let Die!Ep #7 - Liver Let Die
Detective Slim and Scalia join forces again after a long absence away where they learn some dastardly new information…. Garnt Snardly has been murdered! BOTH livers removed! And Scalia only has ONE liver? WHAT?! With The Captain away from the office, it’s up to our dynamic duo to once again bring this ambiguous, crime-infested city to justice. Can they do it? Or will an old decaying handheld soundboard, that I swear to God if Garrett plays one more time I’m gonna scream, be their ultimate demise!
Follow us on Twi...2021-04-1853 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEp #6 - The Good, The Bad, and The Guy!Ep #6 - The Good, The Bad, and The Guy
Oh God, is this a prequel? YEP! We go all the way back to high school with Detective Scalia’s first case at Detective School for Scoundrels. Now, it’s probably extremely problematic to let high schoolers solve a homicide case on their own but what is his teacher Mr. Gorbachabi if not problematic. It’s gonna take guts, it’s gonna be gory, and he’s gonna need some help from his pal The Guy. But is The Guy… The One That’s Gonna Help Pass The Class To Earn...2021-03-2548 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEp #5 - We Forgot Chenry!Ep #5 - We Forgot Chenry
Detective Slim and Scalia have really been working hard and it’s just about time for a vacation. This gives The Captain the perfect opportunity to drop a case that has ties to his family…. In Machu Picchu! Slim and Scalia must climb to the top of the Andes Mountains to Machu Picchu and solve a case that Peaks…. their interest! And, honestly, figure out this “The Captain” lore and what all is going on with that. Also…. Did we forget…. Were we supposed to meet back with someone….? Someone important...? Ahh, we’ll be fine.2021-03-2554 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEp #4 - The Ginsberg Special!Ginsberg is BACK and he’s hungrier than ever before. While Detective Slim and Scalia are absent on another mission, The Captain is left with no choice but to send Ginsberg on his most daring case yet. Does Ginsberg have longevity? Who knows! What we do know is that long teeth and red markers are very important in this case but no one will be able to tell you why.
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CREDITS
Ginsberg: Garrett Buss
All other characters: Lu...2021-03-0847 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEp #3 - The Fever Dream!Recorded LIVE at KZSM.org every Sunday from 9-10PM CST Broadcast #3 - The Fever Dream!
Detective Slim and Detective Scalia embark on an adventure that can only be curated from the ramblings of a crazed cave-ridden Police Captain, an on-the-nose suspicious Body Farm owner, and a jazz musician. Place your bets! Their only hope is that it is indeed... a fever dream.
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CREDITS
Detective Slim: June Strickland
Detective Scalia: Mitchell Oden
All other characters: Garrett Buss...2021-02-1149 minThe Pork Walks at MidnightEp #2 - That was Easy!Recorded LIVE at KZSM.org every Sunday from 9-10PM CST Broadcast #2 - That was easy!
What is the difference between a good detective and a great detective? Determination? Mental fortitude? Stone cold confidence? Probably. But not for Detective Slim and Scalia. Think more like guesswork. Luck, with a little… pizazz! Follow our dastardly duo on their plight… to make things right!
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CREDITS Detective Slim: June Strickland
Detective Scalia: Mitchell Oden
Al...2021-02-0557 min
The Pork Walks at MidnightBonus Episode: The Case of the Teleporting Taco!The Case of the Teleporting Taco!
Here's a bonus episode for you, this is the first Pork Walks at Midnight Episode ever recorded!
What is the difference between a good detective and a great detective? Determination? Mental fortitude? Stone cold confidence? Probably. But not for Detective Slim and Scalia. Think more like guesswork. Luck, with a little… pizazz! Follow our dastardly duo on their plight… to make things right!
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CREDITS
Detective Slim: June Strickland
2021-02-0157 min
Swamp Ass UggosNazi Superweapons w/ Sam McCarthy!On this week's program, the Uggos have on honorary Uggo, the didactic Sam McCarthy. He discusses with us the dumb shit weapons the Nazis created over the course of WW2. It's so nice to finally have someone intelligent to talk to. Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2021-01-2051 minSwamp Ass UggosPIGS!!!!! W/ Mitchell OdenOink Oink sluts. On tonight's episode, we 're talking about pig cryptids with the mac daddy of pig related improv noir comedy, Mitchell "Ooh La La" Oden. Check out this pimp's new show, The Pork Walks At Midnight, every Sunday at 9, on KZSM.org, and wherever podcasts are sold.Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2021-01-2056 minSwamp Ass UggosAstro Beasts!Tonight on the program, Sky beasts! Literally. I looked up atmospheric beasts and Just got pictures of whales in the sky. It looked like somebody's graphic design project. xoxo,JordanFollow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2021-01-2053 minSwamp Ass UggosKrampus w/ Hayden Hovsepian!Merry Christmas Fuckos! Featuring Lexi Morris as the Ghost of Christmas Gay & Jordan Pilkenton as Frank 'Ole Blue Eyes' Sinatra. Also starring Hayden Hovsepian as Glorp Shitto, The Yule Lad.Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2021-01-2053 minSwamp Ass UggosAmelia Earhart!Tonight on the program, Lexi Morris returns! With the regular crew clocked back in, the Uggos discuss what really happened to Amelia Earhart. She's like the Captain Janeway of the 1930's.Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2021-01-2056 minSwamp Ass UggosThe Green Children w/ Hayden HovsepianTonight on the program, substitute Uggo Hayden Horse Lesbian hops on the mic to discuss the Green Children of Woolpit, an English legend about children who come from a strange land. And also they're Green???? 100% Not clickbait, and more likely than you think.Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2021-01-2048 min
The Pork Walks at MidnightEp #1 - Viva La Californication!Recorded LIVE at KZSM.org every Sunday from 9-10PM CST
Broacdast #1 - Viva La Californication!
What is the difference between a good detective and a great detective? Determination? Mental fortitude? Stone cold confidence? Probably. But not for Detective Slim and Scalia. Think more like guesswork. Luck, with a little… pizazz! Follow our dastardly duo on their plight… to make things right!
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CREDITS
Detective Slim: June Strickland
Detective Scalia: Mitchell Oden
All other char...2021-01-1849 min
Horror BrosAlienThis week we're joined by Central Texas stand-up comedian and host of the Swamp Ass Uggos podcast Jordan Pilkenton to discuss the classic Horror/Sci-fi film Alien. Please like, rate, subscribe, and review. It really helps us out.2020-11-2657 minSwamp Ass UggosThe Swamp Ass Halloween Bonanaza!Happy Halloween Uggos! Recorded live on All Hallow's Eve, we read off spooky storiees, from either listeners, the internet, or our special guest, almost murder victim Jason Johnson!Check out Jason's new show, The Horror Bros Podcast, and his old show, The Big Sad!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-11-0900 minSwamp Ass UggosLexi Morris Presents: Dating Horror Stories!On this special episode of the show, Lexi talks about the horrors of dating in your twenties. Her guest for the evening? None other than her ex boyfriend, Manny Garcia! Who better to talk about terrible dates with than the person you went on them with?Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-11-0900 minSwamp Ass UggosVampires!On this week's broadcast, the Uggos talk about everyone's favorite bloodsuckers, vampires! If you're reading this, Fuck, Marry, Kill : Dracula, Nosferatu, and Edward Cullen. Let us know at uglyswampstories@gmail.comFollow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-10-2900 minSwamp Ass UggosWho Killed Superman?This week on the program, the Uggos (and Garrett Michael Buss) discuss the mysterious death of George Reeves, T.V's first Superman. Was it really a suicide? Or was it a mob hit? The vengeance of a jealous lover? Who knows?!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-10-2900 min
Swamp Ass UggosThe Salem Witch Trials! This week, we finally got rid of Garrett Michael Buss! Oh, and also we talk about the Salem Witch Trials, so that's something. Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-10-1400 min
This and More up NextDEWGARITA CUH W/JORDAN PILKENTONOn todays ep the boys learn how to make the moutain dew margarita with Jordan Pilkenton!
JOIN OUR FACEBOOK GROUP (its how we get things done!) HERE https://www.facebook.com/groups/1851924888456237/2020-10-091h 29Swamp Ass UggosThe Devil Went Down to Georgia! (Special guest Sam Michael Peirce)This week, the Uggos and friends talk the Devil Went Down to Georgia and the legends that come with it! It's another crossover week as we have Sam Peirce and Garrett Buss on to promote the new Western Comedy, Roscoe Taylor the Tallahassee Tween! Catch it every Sunday at 9, right before Swamp Ass Uggos!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @yesleximorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-10-0800 minSwamp Ass UggosGhost Riders in the Sky! (Featuring Garrett Michael Buss)This week on the program, substitute Uggo Garrett Michael Buss fills in for Lexi while we talk about the cowboy legend, Ghost Riders in the Sky! How do we get from Johnny Cash to Odin? Well listen to find out!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @GmightbeD & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-09-3059 minSwamp Ass UggosThe Skull and Bones Society! w/ Garrett Michael BussThis week, The uggos become public enemies #1 as they tackle the mysteries surrounding the secret societies of The Skull and Bones Society and Bohemian Grove! Also Garrett is back.Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @YesLexiMorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-09-2359 minSwamp Ass UggosEl Duende!This week, the Uggos discuss Los Duendes, the tiny little men who play pranks on you. And we don't mean Jordan!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @YesLexiMorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-09-1658 minSwamp Ass UggosTilberi and Other Icelandic Milk Stealers!This week on the program, the Uggos talk about the creature they're the most jealous of, the Icelandic Milk Stealing Tilberi! Now that's what I call music!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @YesLexiMorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-09-091h 00Swamp Ass UggosSlumber Party Scary Stories!This week on the program, the Uggos have their own slumber party, taking turns telling scary stories, talking about boys, and everything else that happens at slumber parties. They wouldn't, they were never invited!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @YesLexiMorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-09-021h 02Swamp Ass UggosThe Crone of the Catskills!Another week, another episode where Lexi pisses her pants. This week, the Uggos discuss the Crone of the Catskills, the ugliest bog witch since my ex-wife!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @YesLexiMorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-08-261h 00Swamp Ass UggosWe are Your Lexi Now: Real Life Scooby Doo MysteriesThis week on the program, Lexi takes the wheel and gives Jordan a much needed break from research! Her topic? Real life Scooby-Doo mysteries and Occam's Razor! He leaves her alone for one week and this is what happens Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho, @YesLexiMorris & @SwampAssUggosCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-08-191h 02Swamp Ass UggosOperation Paperclip and the 4th Reich w/ Jason J. JohnsonTonight on the program, Lexi and Jordan interview local coot and retiree Jason Johnson on his theories about what actually happened after Operation Paperclip. Did Nazis actually win the second world war? Listen to find out!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho & @YesLexiMorrisCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-08-1258 minSwamp Ass UggosYōkai Part 2!This week, Lexi and Jordan discuss the classic Japanese folklore, Yōkai! This is only part 2 of our original 2 hour broadcast.Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho & @YesLexiMorrisCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-08-0958 minSwamp Ass UggosYōkai Part 1!This week, Lexi and Jordan discuss the classic Japanese folklore, Yōkai! This is only part 1 of our original 2 hour broadcast.Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho & @YesLexiMorrisCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-08-0658 minSwamp Ass UggosAlien Grab Bag! This week, Lexi and Jordan discuss the three most common alien species: Greys, Nordics, and Reptilians! What are their goals? Where do they come from? How does Hillary Clinton fit into this? Find out here!Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho & @YesLexiMorrisCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-07-281h 00Swamp Ass UggosAstral Projection w/ Garrett Michael BussThis week, Lexi and Jordan discuss out of body experiences, astral projections, and the CIA's waste of tax payer dollars with fellow uggo, Garrett Michael Buss! Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho & @YesLexiMorrisCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-07-231h 01Swamp Ass UggosMothman!Jordan and Lexi's first episode covering the perfect boyfriend, Mothman! Follow us on twitter: @isitJordantho & @YesLexiMorrisCatch episodes live, every Sunday at 10 PM on KZSM.orgIf you have an unexplained story, email us at uglyswampstories@gmail.com2020-07-1457 min
Acid WaxEpisode 0008 - Jordan Pilkenton (the haunting of condoleezza rice) In this episode of Acid Wax, hosts Gabe Cortez and Raymond Cabrera interview comedian Jordan Pilkenton. 2020-07-1200 min