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Mindless PrattleMindless TrucksEver a gaze upon the horizon and see the green flash of a new truck? Ripley has her heart set on one and there's no tide strong enough to stop her on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Join the crew as we delve into Ripley's inner fantasies and gift giving abilities throughout her time in the family!Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise is OUT NOW!! Check it out here and let us know what you think! If you want to hear more Mindless action head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to...2025-07-2837 minMindless PrattleMindless HardbacksWhether its the screech of a microphone or the call of a good bath, the Mindless Hardback team is here to scratch that weekly itch in your inner ear that only Mindless rambling can do but I feel like we've gotten off track because this seems like a long sentence with little help identifying what seems to be an endless stream of characters in a blank wall of white.Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise is OUT NOW!! to all the online places near you so be sure to pick up a copy and let...2025-07-2131 minMindless PrattleMindless Pillow TalkLet's get down and comfy with your favorite new out of work dress code pillow and let the business flow. That's right its Mindless Prattle with all the secrets, deals, and wheels for your ears. Take care this holiday season with a good inside joke and an outward laugh!Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise is OUT NOW!! to all the online places near you so be sure to pick up a copy and let us know what you think! If you want to hear more Mindless action head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be...2025-07-1433 minMindless PrattleMindless New GenresWe did our best and came up with the most fantasticalling new genres for your hearts to devour in the salt mines! Yes that's right it's another Mindless description that makes the head pound and the ears wander free. Not to worry though, there's audio streaming and eyes rolling for all ages to enjoy in this special installment of Mindless Prattle!Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise is OUT NOW!! to all the online places near you so be sure to pick up a copy and let us know what you think! If you want...2025-07-0730 minMindless PrattleMindless PaddlesIt's another beautiful day to get prattling with the mindless crew. This week we have a wide and diverse group of topics to discuss like... video games! More video games! And even more video games! Don't worry-- there's plenty of video games to go around. Be careful with your wallet this summer, steam is trying to steal it. Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at...2025-06-3031 minMindless PrattleMindless Islands of LoveDid you miss us babe like we've been gone 4eva and its been like totally awesome getting to know you but we gotta like keep our options open of course... If you've watched Avatar: The Last Airbender, then this is the episode for you because its mentioned once and then never again :( In between that there's book talk and surprise gym gods to fear in this episode of Mindless Prattle!Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head...2025-06-2334 minMindless PrattleMindless Moving FloorsIs it really that time of the week again where the walls stir and the floors move? Buckle up and take your glasses with ya because we have another righteous episode of Mindless Prattle to take your socks from one Pavlovian bell to another in this fun house of episodes!Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joi2025-06-0935 minMindless PrattleMindless 12th ChildSet em up and pop em out for some free daycare and additional hands around the house! Why else would you keep going after the first few? Whether you're a long time popper or new to the rodeo, there's plenty coming out this episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same time. Thank you for joining in and we'll s2025-06-0133 minMindless PrattleMindless Thousand Yard StareDon't get lost in the abyss just yet, we here at the Prattles that Mindless have a very saturated episode to bring your ears with such delight and merriment as ever seen sometimes not before! Prepare to see the depths of video game and soul as Ripley journeys through the passage of the office and her own mind. Ripley's book, The Soul Queen's Promise officially comes of July 4th, 2025 to all the online places near you! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tue2025-05-2634 minMindless PrattleMindless ExpeditionsSet forth into the great unknown with Ripley and Jordon as they once more forget the plot and the intro. Brave uncharted paint brushes and air fried crabs lightly seasoned and ready to freeze. There's missing adventures and rogue like battles on the horizon so strap in for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you get your podcasts and stop by YouTube for a new video every Tuesday at the same...2025-05-1232 minMindless PrattleMindless Mini PigsIt's open season on mini pigs in the eye of the pirate Ripley, scourge of the nine seas! Sail through the open waters of this episode of MP with a hefty price to be paid... about 30minutes of yer listening. We plundered the depths to find some working audio without catching the stranger with a gun to your heads attention so no need to be afraid of the cast herein!If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check us out every Monday at noon CST wherever you...2025-04-1433 minMindless PrattleMindless DinosaursIt's time to take the high road out of your nightmares and into a fresh set of memories that won't last as we venture into this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Where did the aliens take the dinosaurs? Why do so many fourth graders want to fight Ripley? How many will make it to the final four?*If this episode sounds off its because our main audio got corrupted so we had to use the backup audio this week.If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Be sure to check...2025-04-0734 minMindless PrattleMindless Death InsideIt is what it is. Percentages are going up, cities are going away, NASA has some rocks in space that are coming for us. But until all that its this week's episode of Mindless Prattle with your favorite hosts and their grand gestures of pretending to keep it together and have it figured out! Keep on trying and as Ripley always says, wamsickle magic popcorn times ahead!If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out...2025-03-0336 minMindless PrattleMindless VideosIt's the brand new start of season 3 with all new faces and tales abound! Dive through and climb under for the tales you love from the Mindless hosts as they delve into the much anticipated completion of Ripley's book, how to look afool with pizza, where the old elevators live, and the random laughs that always follow!We're incredibly excited to kick off season 3 with the addition of a recording of all the Mindless faces that Jordon and Ripley have to offer! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Thank...2025-02-1036 minMindless PrattleMindless ThiccnessIt's time to sit down and think about the perfect description for your fantasy appendages as Ripley often does. We're one step closer to a new year and that means one more list of self improvement for the new year to later ignore and go get tacos anyway. This episode is brought to you by Ripley and her book, its got a title and everything! Don't wait forever for your fries, just eat them in public so everyone can see you in the parking lot. Happy New Year from the Mindless family, stay safe and...2024-12-3034 minMindless PrattleMindless GamesThere were games last week and now we know of new games this week. Crazy how time be workin like that. We've only seen the bad ending to The Witcher 3 so we're even more excited about the fourth one and no we don't mind that its about Ciri. If you played Astros Playroom religiously maybe you know what the full game was about. Don't miss out on Ripley's Texas sized Yeehaw in this one folks.It's the time of year where the Mindless be Prattlin and if you want to see more head on over...2024-12-1631 minMindless PrattleMindless CEOsIts the season of the CEO on Mindless Prattle where the hosts choose to be a ghost and the age old choice of Twilight fans gets answered on behalf of the Italian Mafia. Print out success and plastic as Ripley journeys through the joy of owning a 3D printer and the would you rather questions that come with a price.Happy Holidays from the Mindless Team! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. Got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start? Check out mindlessprattle...2024-12-0939 minMindless PrattleMindless WolvesThere be wolves this holiday season and if there's anything I possibly know about wolves its foxes jackal wolves but which wolves can jackal foxes. If a fox screams for a lot of reasons did it really scream at all? Give the gift of psychology this season as Ripley and Jordon dive through the best practices in gift giving and surprisingly its not a lump of coal for everyone who has ever wronged you!Happy Holidays from all of us at Mindless Prattle! If you want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com...2024-12-0230 minMindless PrattleMindless VictoriaYes it's that time of year once more, the time when podcasts turn holidays and the stories turn to Victoria of wall street. Ripley's got some real facts of a doozy this week as she dives into her latest obsession and recommendations for new TV show ideas. Don't worry, you're not the only one who thinks serving sizes are too small. Get yourself some shoe bling this year with croc accessories to show everyone else just how much better you are on this week of Mindless Prattles!If you've got a sense of optimism about...2024-11-1133 minMindless PrattleMindless Y2K AgainThere's new logos and the inevitable expansion of territory all bundled up on this week of Mindless Prattle, your favorite casting of the pods where Ripley and Jordon explore the depths of the horrors in the hotel room next door, the ability to time travel, and the human race procrastinating the solution to Y2K.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a...2024-11-0433 minMindless PrattleMindless ScienceThere's E Coli in the water and Hydrogen in the cars but with the future of protein structures secured there's no shortage of satellites from Northwood. If nothing else alarmo could be the way to go for your morning wake up needs, either that or the new alien game coming out. In any case this is the Prattle that goes on endlessly for at least another week.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. We had a blast and hope you do too. Thank you...2024-10-1437 minMindless PrattleMindless OrangesIf you're in the wake of Hurricane Milton, i.e. Florida, leave before it gets there! Which came first, the fruit or the intoxicated ants? Depends on if you happen to be in Costa Rica or a bird I suppose. Don't pay the wrong bank and always ensure you have awareness of any unexploded ordinance in your area as Ripley leads us through another fruit fly brain of an episode of Mindless Prattle!If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message...2024-10-071h 00Mindless PrattleMindless Pregnancy BrainIts complicated when the brain shrinks and all the memories go bye bye. Luckily we have the mighty Ripley to explain it all away for us. She promises equal scares for all under her reign and no children allowed during spooky season so don't forget to get out and vote in your local election for spookiest caster! If you do forget no need to worry, it's probably just your brain shrinking from pregnancy...If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message...2024-09-3046 minMindless PrattleMindless BreathingIf you've ever slept in the dark this might be the episode for you. We've got breathing and water and sometimes both but most of all there are video games to live in and then there are video games to LIVE in... You choose on this week of Ripley asks a question that we don't have the answer to but the show must go on and this is a really long title for a show! It be Mindless Prattle in all its glory if you must know!If you liked what you heard and want...2024-09-2355 minMindless PrattleMindless Ice AdventuresIn this frosty episode, we dive into the world's most pressing mysteries—like why grain silos are scarier than quicksand, and why ice is secretly the ultimate villain. Brace yourself for tales of ice derbies, catastrophic cat videos from space, and why the apocalypse is really just an elaborate scheme to take all our ice cubes. We'll also investigate the unsolved mystery of why playing the piano is harder than doing taxes, and how Jordon has been hiding his musical genius.Plus, science is cool, dark oxygen is real (probably), and once you hear about "Once Human," yo...2024-09-1645 minMindless PrattleMindless Condescension This week, we have a feast for your ears as we discuss wild things such as people who are bad at driving and the proper way to build a pc. Jordon has some adventures at the bar and Ripley gets major FOMO. We've got all that and more on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a...2024-09-0945 minMindless PrattleMindless Galloping CrocsHello Mindless Peeps. This week we have a true treat for your ears. You can learn all about casual alcoholism, galloping crocodiles, and so much more! Catch Jordon being annoying and Ripley being hopped up on coffee. If that's not enough, we discuss some facts that will wow your ears.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and...2024-08-2650 minMindless PrattleMindless Alien FishHello hello and welcome back to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. If you wanna hear all the crazy cats talking and throw your heirloom plates at the wall, listen up. We'll talk about our happy and not-so-happy childhoods and tell you why you should question everything. Jordon explains why fish don't exist and Ripley discusses the great alien of the seas. Deep dive in with us this week and let us know if you like the show! If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com...2024-07-151h 05Mindless PrattleMindless ProblemsDo you love overheating and feeling like you're baking in an oven? Then you'll love Las Vegas! Don't worry-- there's more than just our desert tales. We'll talk about cool fridges for surviving the apocalypse, why everything is hard and expensive, reasons Ripley hasn't posted on our socials and so much more! Hear us gentle parent our cats and discuss that suffocation is bad for you. The creme de la creme of this week is Jordon's reasoning for why hurricane names just aren't scary enough.If you liked what you heard and want to see...2024-07-0849 minMindless PrattleMindless Independence DaysBe perfect and infallible with our favorite Mindless Hosts as we go through some classic Futurama episodes, the truth behind why Jordon hasn't been watching Netflix, the appearance of a new Hunger Games, and just how many independence days do there need to be like seriously you countries need to chill; You want to conquer something do it in the bedroom with consent geez. Anyway what was I saying... Oh right, its episode 74 of Mindless Prattle as we boldly go into July during this the year of oh my gosh why is it so hot its only eight in...2024-07-0152 minMindless PrattleMindless MistakesHold on to your mattresses and come to the store with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. There's back pain, chili, questions about amazon and more. Hear all about how wrong Ripley is and the worst mattress buying experience a human could have.(side note-- Indian isn't a language. The official language of India is Hindi & English, but the country recognizes 26 different languages. When editing this episode, Ripley did some research and decided to add this correction. :) )If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle...2024-06-2445 minMindless PrattleMindless Horrors of The AbyssEver a gander at the horizon and think, "Gee I sure wish I didn't watch that scary movie and could sleep right about now?" Well sit back and get unrelaxed with another episode of horrors from the Mindless experiences of Ripley and her midnight adventures. Jordon was off looking for his car this week so he took a backseat to all the horrors unfolding around him but nevertheless we got the Mindless stories for you and the pee hands on another incredible installment of Mindless Prattle!!If you liked what you heard and want to...2024-06-1043 minMindless PrattleMindless Cruise ShipIts all cruise all the time, short, sweet, and a little delayed! The Mindless hosts are back from their regularly scheduled vacation to deliver unto you the audience an experience of proportions and tales of mystery. Can't leave out the part about all the progress Ripley has made on her book too!If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few...2024-06-031h 11Mindless PrattleMindless Wilderness DelusionsWelcome back to Mindless Prattle where we share with you all of our delusions about how to survive in the wilderness, the intense dislike Ripley has for fun (sky-diving), and all about surviving your first baby mama. Don't worry, you also get to hear Ripley's weird OCD tendencies and stuff you probably didn't wanna know. We've got all that and more this week so ready your ears and buckle in for another great episode.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to...2024-05-2756 minMindless PrattleMindless ComplimentsReady your ears for all the coughs and laughter you can handle. This week we tackle the hard stuff like tanning in a drive thru, how to compliment people, and Ripley's vengeful nature. Don't worry-- there's some wedding talk and discussions on upcoming games and why people get mad about diversity too.If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/resources for a few incredibly helpful guides and...2024-05-2035 minMindless PrattleMindless Ex-GirlfriendsOpen your ears for all the cat-walking and rap-gossipping you can hear on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle. Ripley wins at VR and Jordon subscribes to email spam because he's too quick and doesn't read. Have you watched an Issekai anime and wondered what it would be like in real life? Did you know apparently ambulances are held together by zip-ties? There's some video game drama brewing in the world and Jordon discusses his #1 ex-girlfriend. There's all that and more that you probably didn't know you wanted to hear, but now you do!
If you liked w...2024-05-0640 minMindless PrattleMindless FalloutGet the chihuahua shake under control for this Fallout inducing, Taylor Swift loving, slow water watching, autistic quiz taking, read ahead or count ahead in class, cute little snail watching, random thought weilding rock em sock em episode of Mindless Prattle specifically prepared for your ears! Yes thats right no you didn't get a single period in that description, if the entertainment never stops then neither do our sentences... Except maybe that last one and this one that we've made an exception for at Ripley's request.
If you liked what you heard and want to s...2024-04-2252 minMindless PrattleMindless PainIts all pain all the time on this weekly installment of Mindless Prattle! Join us as we discuss what it's like to start a new dental treatment plan that Ripley definitely maybe sorta told me about ahead of time and then gloated about it. Either way its gonna be a doozy of a week for the eating club!
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world and don't know where to start, check out mindlessprattle.com/r...2024-04-0842 minMindless PrattleMindless Car AccidentsDive deep with the knowledge of what's rude at work, the various methods of killing people for science that have transpired throughout the world, a little dabble into the world of self-experimentation, the new farm types that have all the chicken lovers in a craze, trying to romance a wizard, a quick take on the live action One Piece, a friendly reminder to not be a pedophile, how to drive away from a car accident, the intricacies and hardships of writing a bestselling novel, and a quick reminder to not have run on sentences in your descriptions. Sounds like...2024-03-2546 minMindless PrattleMindless MathIt is that time of a week again where the words come from the device and travel through vibrations into your ears so you may interpret the sounds as they have been defined in the English language. But enough politics, we have some small jars that are only good for alcohol and a new RPG dress up game that's sure to delight (as long as you read slow enough to absorb the story and you do not expect the story to make sense), we narrowly avoided having spoilers for Dune Part II and we did the conversation in Spanish...2024-03-181h 03Mindless PrattleMindless NuggetsDon't let your migraines damage your movie continuity too much this week as we have a whole nugget filled adventure in store for you! Get your sugar parents wallet out, sit back, and go on a shopping spree with your favorite Mindless crew Prattling on in your ear. We even make dinosaur sounds. If your hair stylist ever asks for lunch recommendations remember, all the Pringles' cans are the same! Whether its for a school project or just to pass the time, this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle will leave you wondering just how big is dragon?
...2024-03-111h 07Mindless PrattleMindless City LightsIs that a special late episode or just the version that had to be rerecorded due to audio issues??? In either case we bring you this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we talk about the most efficient way to keep your captured children and dogs comfortable in their cages, the apparently gorgeous cast of Dune Part II, our live action tattoo ideas, and the importance of enjoying the journey of possibly losing the one you love to another man of greater prestige within the noble ranks. Don't let the city lights of another planet stop you from stopping...2024-03-051h 00Mindless PrattleMindless BridgesDon't drop your socks off at the cleaners just yet, its the first unedited episode of Mindless Prattle where we bring you Ripley's thoughts raw and in the headphones. Get ready to practice your squats for the history of childbirth, a lesson on royal lines, the how to guide on chastising squirrels and the exciting make believe world of courtship in England. Don't forget your weekly dose of cat stories and you've got yourself this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to m...2024-02-261h 18Mindless PrattleMindless WormsWriggle and worm your way on in to this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we discuss only the finest of imports such as which is the ruling class of fruit, why is the taste of green, and getting your card buggy asked for at the local grocery store. Don't be a big cog in the machine, this week be a little cog and challenge the types of orange chicken they serve you! Get on your nice perfume before you go for a haircut and as always, don't forget to charge your cats GPS before it goes out so...2024-02-191h 05Mindless PrattleMindless AnimalsWe hope you enjoyed that week off because Mindless Prattle is back with another episode that ranges from vaping with bees and not watching the new season of Halo in favor of the new season of Bridgerton to adopting a cat and getting trampled by elephants. Bring back your favorite extinct animals and buckle up as we use our announcer voices on the latest episode of Mindless Prattle!
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've got a message to share with the world a...2024-02-121h 16Mindless PrattleMindless TherapyDon't check in to a hotel under a false name, instead spend all weekend giving the wrong name to everyone you meet! It's just gonna be another life stat you get to see when you pass on anyway. Fight the good fight whether its in your dreams or in real life and never stop believing in the new Wonka movie and the power of friendship and a town that exclusively eats chocolate. Were you a part of the CIAs uno reverse that happened a few weeks ago or were you the one that ripped the head off your lifesize...2024-01-291h 07Mindless PrattleMindless MFAEver been given so many tasks in a week that your hobbies take a backset by default? If so you must be this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Don't let the length disappoint you there's still tons of fun to be had and some people have to learn to work with what they've got! From the new MFA course to the lovingly partially deaf meat counter attendants this weeks stuffed with all sorts for the imagination of most ages!
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.c...2024-01-2237 minMindless PrattleMindless Season 2We back for another season of thoughts misconstrued and ill-conceived at all manner of times throughout the brain. Don't get wrapped up in the Games just yet, first learn about the Snow and why Big Gulps on the floor just have a better flavor than the rest. The world kicked had a rockin new year celebration with an explosion in South Korea, an earthquake in Japan, and plane parts falling from the sky and just as a reminder, birds. Make all your decisions through staring contests this year and always as we dive into another exciting season of Mindless...2024-01-151h 01Mindless PrattleMindless ChristmasIt's the last episode of Season 1 for Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops this week as we go over some of our year in review stats. Ripley continues work on her book while learning new things about the space. Don't let the concerning sounds coming from your Xbox get you down, just visit your nearest Tarjay and grab a new one so you can enjoy all them new games that don't follow traditional game scale. A special shoutout to GondorsFinestHufflepuff for publishing a fan fic for Sleep Token which you can find here: Abyssal Reverie. And...2023-12-251h 16Mindless PrattleMindless CultsIts the penultimate episode for Season 1 of Mindless Prattle and we're pulling out all the stops. We've got the stress of ordering food at restaurants. We've got broken checkout machines at the grocery store. We've got the cults and the chickens to back them up, but most importantly, we've got the Prattles that go on mindlessly. Be on the lookout for Ripley's new book, rumored to come out Feb 2024. In the meantime, enjoy this hodgepodge of talkings to about the wild world of French cults and the newest laws about porn!
If you liked what y...2023-12-181h 03Mindless PrattleMindless TrashTheres a benefit to all trash in the many forms it has. If you know of one, leave a comment of what your favorite trash is while you're waiting for McDonald's to allow you to cancel your own order. We've got childhood trauma and childhood Sims and not necessarily in that order but don't worry about the eczema just yet for we also have a broken fridge in stock for all our military dependas out there!
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've g...2023-12-1151 minMindless PrattleMindless Doctors & TreesIt's holiday season and you know what that means. Sick people everywhere and who needs medicine when you have most of a bottle of vodka?? Sick people do. Don't be afraid to go see a doctor. Especially if you're in one of those places that has healthcare as a right?! Break out your tiktoks and hold on to your trees it's the first Monday of December and the Mindless crew is here to spread sickness and joy to all the beloved Prattlers.
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on ov...2023-12-0456 minMindless PrattleMindless Beef WittThe Archaic Ancients come to visit this week as we dive sea goat first into the mysterious realm of the past to learn some of the hippest slang the kids use daily. Don't get your Bake Kujira in a twist, and definitely don't Google it in public. Mindless Prattle is of course brought to you by its henchman and henchwoman who, due to their wonderful time management skills, had to cut this week's episode a little bit short but that doesn't stop the thoughts from flowing freely from their word jumblers straight toy our ears!
I...2023-11-2742 minMindless PrattleMindless Grandma EyesDon't buy your car from your friends or your friends from your car, they can't be trusted anyways. Instead come on down to Mindless Prattle for another trustworthy episode where we tell you nothing but facts. Such as: How to get the cops called on you in a coffee shop; Why Nessy goes on vacation to Canada; Where all the priests went during the plague; Why are cats apart of which culture; and more incredible tales of animals adapting to frighten your ears!
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on...2023-11-201h 04Mindless PrattleMindless RiceDon't lose your rice over this one, we've got too much ice and movie shootings going on this week for just one set of ears. This episode of Mindless Prattle was preheated and baked until delicious just for your listening pleasure. There's a lot to be said when you're drunk in Vegas, and someone keeps making you do errands so you can't read your alien p**n in public but don't let that stop you from having a good time. Get your clumps and your tufts together for the grand showing of the not so out of the ordinary...2023-11-131h 07Mindless PrattleMindless DoorsEver been trapped in a Walmart with only one impregnable door in your way and no other openings besides asking the employees for help? Ever dove into an online video game thinking everything wouldn't be immediately sexist? Ever feel like you're too good to enjoy tap water at a bar? Ever get tired of too many questions in what's supposed to be a podcast episode description? Don't worry, we're your friendly neighborhood Mindless Prattle and we're here to bring you relatable stories that may or may not be mentioned above! Don't breakup with your partner in Starbucks just yet...2023-11-061h 06Mindless PrattleMindless WeddingsWe brave the waters of foreign weddings and the fabled nice McDonalds to bring back tales for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Grab your adventure hat and make sure you're not getting shot at as we embark on this journey through the spooky season together! Don't know what to get your partner for the trip ahead? Get you some of that London Fog Grey Tea Grande that We've been hearing so much about because the Earl is from London! Whether it's a baby spider or a baby with a new cup, Mindless Prattle has what your ears need...2023-10-3055 minMindless PrattleMindless Horror MoviesDon't get depressed from what happens in Act II, the mosquitos are back and so are the black bears in this week's Texas edition of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's making delicious delicious pot roast this week and wants to share it with the world. Before she can though we distract her with all the scary movies we can think of to throw her into the Halloween spirit including your childhood favorites like movies that weren't actually children's movies, you just watched them because they're animated. All that and more and it's not even Halloween yet!
If y...2023-10-231h 04Mindless PrattleMindless Post-it ManWhether you're blessed with creative hands or cursed with creative brain you can feel welcome on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! Butter them buns however you feel comfortable, dont forget the pickles and hot sauce as we make only the healthiest of examples in dietary choices. You can even bring us along as you mess around in stores with your friends as long as you don't spill the mashed potatoes you just bought causing you to eat four helpings and ignoring your leftover chinese food. Whatever flavors you're into we probably have some of them!
2023-10-1659 minMindless PrattleMindless Dragon RidersDon't anger skynet more than you have to this week as we tackle the big issues like the latest Assassins Creed, Fourth Wing, and Spray on Shoes. Theres a mosquito flying about as we reforge all the memories we have about our name tags for work and our trips across the pond. The hosts of Mindless Prattle are gearing up this week for their long days and number 2's. Don't miss out on this weeks episode and be sure to bring along your pumpkin bread for the ride!
If you liked what you heard and w...2023-10-101h 06Mindless PrattleMindless AnnoyancesTheres a hot new reality show on Ripley's mind this week that you don't want to miss out on, bring your mom along and buckle up for the story of the week that'll be sure to massage your big brain muscles. There's no statute of limitations on listening to these Prattles as we go through the life expectancy abroad, your favorite Happy Meal toys, and all the annoying things that Ripley and Jordon do to each other. Whether you're Leo rising and a Cancer moon or whatever the exact opposite of that happens to be, we've got Prattles for...2023-10-0256 minMindless PrattleMindless AI ChatsWe took the easy road this week and have Chat GPT write the script for our Prattles. Turns out it's as easy as a Japanese vending machine or stalking your wife online... (not that we would ever do that). Give us your ears and your near-death experiences as we dive into the Roman empire and their wonderful techniques for teeth whitening! Look at them aliens from Mexico with us as we learn how to form opinions without absolute certainty. We contribute just the right amount toward the destruction of humanity this week so be sure to listen in on...2023-09-251h 11Mindless PrattleMindless Wands and RodsGet out your brand new wands and rods so we can attach some new heads to them with the checkout guy. And if you're not comfortable with that get your cat to pop a balloon and get your friend to order food while they're high. You're in for a treat this week as humanity looks to the stars, specifically K218B, (and maybe some starfield talk). We visited the gas station at 4 am so you didn't have to but that doesn't mean we can't talk about the emotions of Ripley's favorite show! Wherever you listen you're sure to have...2023-09-181h 10Mindless PrattleMindless ComediansStuck at burning man 2023? Unable to get a haircut without waiting around for a few hours first? Ever witness the horrors of nonconsensual hugging? If yes or even maybe, come bar hopping with us on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle! Ripley's got the update and possible conclusion to her favorite record. Jordon wakes up to the smell of smoke and the ever vigilant fire sentry. Both Mindless people got personal with some late night stand up comedians, but neither were chosen over the $7000 dog.
If you liked what you heard and want to see m...2023-09-1152 minMindless PrattleMindless HallucinationsWe're back from our unexpected midseason midsickness break with a ton of stories for your weary ears! From being sick and staying home to being sick and driving through hallucinations, we done seen some stuff this week 4 sure. Eat your one chip challenge in peace while you take an involuntary milk bath because its time for more Mindless Prattle with Ripley and Jordon! There's so much to listen to this week we wouldn't blame you if you listened to it twice!
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to...2023-09-041h 10Mindless PrattleMindless Anger ManagementIf you're ever sending emails buck nekkid and still end up late to your job don't worry about if you've got a vape or a cigarette, all that matters is if you're the main character or an NPC. Take up your soup or your chowder and relax for this week's episode of Mindless Prattle where we animatedly go over the proper way to let out your anger, how to faint at a ceremony, and why filing cabinets come with upside down stickers on them.
If you liked what you heard and want to see more h...2023-08-201h 13Mindless PrattleMindless MoviesWe've busted out the big guns in this one bruh. Theres new games to explore and movies to watch. Dive in deep as Ripley and Jordon discuss some movies from the past few weeks, the problem with Australian camels, the ever famous shoebill stork, and of course, Ripley's progress on her journey to becoming a famous author. If you're looking for the best shoebill stork impersonations then stroll on by for a sound you'll never forget.
If you liked what you heard and want to see more head on over to mindlessprattle.com. If you've g...2023-08-131h 07Mindless PrattleMindless BirthdaysYou bring the Mindless and we'll bring the Prattle to this weeks nonstop rollercoaster of a hangover recording. It's Ripley's Birthday and what better way to celebrate than to record her favorite podcast for her favorite Mindless Prattlers. The world may be dying but that won't stop us from scarring gas station employees for life because as we all know, "Time passes through me differently" Take out your best internet plan and saddle up with your best fish accent as we go through some sad video games with good messages and discuss the Sun "Bears" in China.
...2023-08-061h 11Mindless PrattleMindless PumpsThe reincarnation of your former self would be proud of you for tuning in to this here podcast. Take it from us, we're reincarnation "experts". Don't get your knickers in a twist standing in your own personal purgatory. Get yourself a double shot of the roughest pump at Starbucks and sit back as we get our weekly Prattle on about the latest season of Futurama! We've got more than enough average height to go around, we've even got tales of donkeys and the never ending mystery of how some people passed their driver's license test.
Fo...2023-07-301h 09Mindless PrattleMindless CannibalismCall the book police as Ripley explains her grand heist for the forbidden chapters of her new books. While we wait for them to get here though... Have you ever lost interest in your hobbies so you had to force yourself to do them because you knew you should do something other that sit around rewatching Grey's anatomy and anime? If so we have the perfect distraction in the form of another Mindless episode of MP! Embrace your inner cannibal and find hope within the arms of your favorite podcast this week as we go through all the top...2023-07-231h 25Mindless PrattleMindless Conspiracy DayMy name's Ripley, I'm still waiting on my Swift vinyl to show up, and welcome to another episode of Mindless Prattle. The show where happy stories get thrown out the window and madness lives in all the random topic seeds we grow here. This week Jordon gets his rocks off to a bunch of history theories, are they conspiracies? Good question. Put down your Chat GPT and lend us your named characters the thrill of the Mindless adventures we like to share with everyone who'll listen.
If you liked this episode, check us out at m...2023-07-161h 12Mindless PrattleMindless SandwichesLend us your ear holes for another transcredible exploit of Mindless Prattle! This week in the universe: Grading your server in a clandestine manner. Bleeding for a quick haircut then standing outside for over an hour and a half to get your favorite sandwich. Wanting a tall blonde. What its like to be a wizard with a big wand. Only doing drugs in your private time. The thrill of stealing chips from unsuspecting roommates. All that and a little more on our journey around the Mindless happenings we had this week.
If you liked this e...2023-07-091h 21Mindless PrattleMindless Business VenturesIf you've ever tried to ask for water at the Bucks without a name but the cashier isn't allowed to think for themselves because they're a corporate slave then stop on in here with your ears for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle! With all the inflation going on in stores come on over to MP. we've got traffic and submarines on sale right next to our business ventures and sparkling water all at the low low price of a few minutes of your time.
If you liked what you heard through your ear holes th...2023-07-021h 04Mindless PrattleMindless ReincarnationIts mindless thoughts back to back this week as we go through RIpley's thoughts on the moon crashing, the civil war in Russia, the Las Vegas aliens, and the curse of being conscious. This week we take a look at why there was peanut butter in the coffee and the terrifying reality of having a smart house that you really don't control (O.O). The collapse of the modern age may be upon us but that won't stop us from Prattling on with all our thoughts from Frozen to Elijah Woods' wigs.
As always we a...2023-06-251h 11Mindless PrattleMindless Passports and PhasmoWe're back with working audio and everything! Take a Mindless adventure to your favorite post office while we order a check book, lose games of Phasmo, and blame it all on the alignment of the stars. Get your photo taken at the gym for Sautrday morning cartoons while the gender neutral Ripley person doesn't get paid to look after an old woman. Bring you cash for this round of Taco Bell and Mindless Prattle and we'll see you on the other side!
As always if you liked this episode check out our website at mindlessprattle.c...2023-06-181h 08Mindless PrattleMindless Games and ListsFrom down in the depths of the Amazon to Disney's big screen and all the video games in between. It's chaos on this week's episode of Mindless Prattle as we discuss the intricacies of drying out your Sims the most effective way possible, the making of the second Gollum video game, and the importance of reading labels before you drink random lemonades. Its far from perfect but give your ears the chance to listen in on some Disney rankings this time around from princes to villians. Of course it wouldn't be an episode of MP if we didn't talk...2023-06-041h 13Mindless PrattleMindless Millennial JobsFinish those video games you've been putting off and lower the prices of books for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. We dive into the worst 12 jobs for millennials with the AI takeover upon us. Don't get Ripley started on the Great Barrier Reef Chlamydia study either or else you might get stranded in Somalia. There's tons of lists and Mindless ramblings for you here so stop on by for all the fun!
Check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on...2023-05-281h 22Mindless PrattleMindless Shrek RankingsEver thought about which Shrek is best Shrek? Ever wondered what the number one fast food in the U.S. is? How about live action remakes of all your favorite movies? If these are questions you Mindlessly care about, tune in to MP with Jordon and Little Sweet Roll for their adventures of the week. As RIpley always says, "You can't both be dumb", but that's never stopped us before!
Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on...2023-05-211h 10Mindless PrattleMindless Quest CollectingIts a video game heavy week in the rain, from the defects of the Redfall launch to collecting as many quests as possible in games that have "too much content." Get your fill of video game subscriptions, reused cake pops, how to order your first haircut, an exciting night out on the town, and a healthy dose of Star Wars fun in this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.
Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and...2023-05-141h 17Mindless PrattleMindless Fuzzy EyesLet your eyes go fuzzy as you gaze upon this weeks episode featuring the highlights from every installation of Alien alongside the every present gaming news from your two favorite hosts. Get out you new credit card offers and rejoice over new tattoos and bug fixes from 2012 in the latest installment of Mindless Prattle!
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Stop by our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this week's episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and excitement!
2023-05-071h 12Mindless PrattleMindless SwiftiesOnly real Swifities at Houston Night One! Find yourself immersed in the Mindless ramblings of Ripley and Jordon as they go over what happens when you have thousands of screaming fans and teenagers who lose their phones. We got lots of video game news this week from Alchohol in the Assassin's Creed Universe to buying $2000 worth of Destiny cheats. Swing on through and enjoy this weeks showing of Mindless Prattle!
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Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this weeks episode...2023-04-301h 07Mindless PrattleMindless Wapadd and WANGLEsMindless Prattle brings you the weekly adventures of JDARM this week as they go through gay bars, Wapadds, and the wonderful city of WANGLE. Don't post secret documents on your Minecraft server this week if you don't want to be a prisoner on Mars with only a PS4 and some board games to keep you from going insane. I'll choose option D, all of the above for this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!
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Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of...2023-04-231h 07Mindless PrattleMindless Books n WhatnotWe've been reading up for this episode and definitely not googling the answers. Don't let the sounds or sirens ruin your good mood this week as we discuss the importance of choosing the right pringles flavor, how to cook from your favorite video games, the fashion show we all put on as kids, and the art of Australian fishing. Answer D all of the above for the latest episode of Mindless Prattle!
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Be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a comment of what you thought of this...2023-04-161h 13Mindless PrattleMindless EasterHas Discord ended your friendship over a peanut butter and pickle sandwich? Have you scrounged for food on free for all night? Did you read your monthly fill of fairy smut? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may have listened to this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle. Kavaki909 returns just in time for Easter as we discuss the reality that is The Bee Movie. You won't want to miss this weeks chaos so grab a pop tart, a hot pocket, and whatever else you've got lying around for your weekly dose of Mindless Prattle!
2023-04-091h 13Mindless PrattleMindless Quick Slow DaysThe quick slow days roll by in this episode of Mindless Prattle where we go over what to do about almost getting ran over, caring too much about other drivers, and being sure to mention your favorite alcohol in your company survey. There's acid burns throughout the mouth of this week with intercourse at the beach to the stats behind never finishing a video game. Be sure not to miss out this week on all the excitement!
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As always be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and leave us a...2023-04-021h 05Mindless PrattleMindless MorticiansDo you trust your local mortician? Well guess again. Get dropped off at your local Target for a surprise shopping trip this week as we discuss looking for a red shirt in the Spring, getting a check for less than a nickle, and when you can stop being an orphan. Ripley passes the test of manhood by killing more than just her plants and not giving in to being negged with jeans. All the fun and excitement of a normal episode, all from one location on this episode of Mindless Prattle!
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As always...2023-03-261h 11Mindless PrattleMindless Lists of ThingsTheres lists of biscuits and candles too. Stop on by this week as we go through the ordeal of getting a tire repaired, smelling the nuttiest of candles, discovering a new dinosaur, and being frozen when we die. All that and more on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle.
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As always be sure to check out our website at mindlessprattle.com and be sure to leave us a comment of what you thought of this weeks episode. Follow on twitter @Mindless_Pratt and @RipleyShaine for more news, announcements, and entertainment!2023-03-191h 13Mindless PrattleMindless Soda AdulteryThere's crafting, then there's Minecrafting. Get up in here with your ears and find out what its like to be sued by your dentist, how to reply to spam emails, understanding the feeling of cheating on your favorite soda, and the difficulties of getting past page 11 of your hit new book. But wait there's more! We also have job hopping adventures and the importance of a soup only diet on this weeks episode of Mindless Prattle!2023-03-121h 08Mindless PrattleMindless LaughsThis week we look inward as we discuss the finer points in life. Having your wife move carts so you don't have to walk as far, utilizing waiting mode to its fullest, the newest Destiny 2 DLC, and the value of women in video games. To top it all off we end with some of Ripley's greatest jokes!2023-03-051h 11Mindless PrattleMindless FarfignugenThere's no shortage of farfig or nugen this week on Mindless Prattle as we discuss the importance of knowing whats Swiftie and whats Shakespeare. Follow along this week for us falling in the shower, grabbing an ice cold soda outside the gym, and of course vaping while masturbating.2023-02-2659 minMindless PrattleMindless Customer SupportWe dive all in this week as we prattle on about customer support, grocery shopping for the first time, scary movies, talkies, and shaving by accident. Listen in for the adventures of the week and the tales of swifties eggs in this weeks episode!2023-02-191h 14Mindless PrattleMindless PlagiarismIts that time of the week where we Prattle on about the time we spent stealing code, watching people throw up out of moving cars, the various levels of getting a ceiling fixed, and as always, the annoyances of people who don't know how to drive.2023-02-121h 06Mindless PrattleMindless Stories w/Kavaki909We got a new Mindless Peep in this week for a whole new adventure. Its video games, dreams that come true, an assortment of would you rather, and the delicacy that is wet bones. Your favorite yodeler is back as well by popular demand. Check out twitch.tv/kavaki909 and twitch.tv/ripleyshaine for more content between the episodes!2023-02-051h 28Mindless PrattleMindless YodelingAre you a fan of walruses, shopping adventures, real time video games, misleading makeup terms, and most of all YODELING?? Stop on by for this weeks adventures thats sure to leave you in our natural state, confusion.2023-01-291h 07Mindless PrattleMindless HijinksFun stories aplenty from the shores of the car service center and the hard pumping of syrups flying everywhere (watch out) all the way to the isles of Ripley's cure for blindness. Whatever your fancy we've got the laughs here for you!2023-01-221h 03Mindless PrattleThe Mindless Moving AdventureCrazy times this week, grab hold as we talk about the exciting adventure of moving, getting locked out of cars and the wonders of customer service experiences. Chipmunk makes her signature appearance and theres a new niece in town as we work through the never ending podcast problems!2023-01-151h 09Mindless PrattleA Mindless New Family MemberThis week we get a new family member, listen in to meet Chipmunk! In between the distractions of the new addition join in as we talk about some of our weekly complaints, the invention of hats, Ripley's public bathroom experiences, and a fun selection of would you rather questions! Also check out @GrimCurriculum for a great podcast about crime and creepy stories.2023-01-081h 18Mindless PrattleThe Mindless New YearHop into the new year with Ripley and Jordon as they test out their new software to discuss the Bermuda Triangle solution, the best way to test for water leaks, the cause of their bad luck for the past few weeks (Ripley), and the great joys of traveling during the holidays!2023-01-011h 17Mindless PrattleThe Mindless Mic ProblemsThis week we battle the ongoing mic problems that only plague us when its time to record. In between the ups and downs of our technology tune in as we discuss what Christmas injuries we got this year with our gifts, the continuous effort to close Walmart through stealing, the various sniffles that come with the cold weather, and our thoughts on Avatar: The Way of Water!2022-12-251h 02Mindless PrattleA Mindless BeginningGet to know a little more about the hosts of Mindless Prattle in this debut episode where the chaos starts off strong. This week we talk about injecting coffee, Starbucks customers and the secret patsy position, the various robot voices of our lives, how getting gas at 3AM works, and random facts for your ears to enjoy.2022-12-181h 14