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Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastGoats, Trump, and… LEATHER?! 3 Years of Talking IstanbullocksJorma and Ray are celebrating three years of Talking Istanbullocks — with goats, Trump, and a whole lot of “leather!” (You’ll have to listen to understand that one.) Expect: – A Morgan Freeman poem about semi-retirement, Gary Lineker and goats, and the joys of not listening to your wife – A True or False segment full of goat facts and Ray-grade puns – A sketch where Trump and Musk plot to tax penguins and colonise Mars, until Chris the Talking Dog crashes the party and Mexican fishermen save the day. Also: a cheating fathe...2025-05-0643 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastTaken: Liam Neeson's Unauthorised AnthologyHe's back. He’s brooding. He’s possibly plagiarising. And he's forgotten his sandwiches.This Liam Neeson Special features five of our most beloved (and ridiculous) parody interviews from the past three years — plus two raunchy sketches involving a sultry American MILF named Vagella Rick-Rocks, who may or may not be trying to seduce Liam in increasingly absurd scenarios.Along the way, Liam overshares about romance, attempts to rebrand himself as a serious creative artist, and pitches original ideas such as:A romantic comedy glove-based ensemble film (Glove Actually)A mob...2025-04-151h 01Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Solution To Cellulite (According to the IRA)The funniest duo are celebrating natural women in their own inimitable way. Join Ray and Jorma for an hour of fun.'This show is fuller than a Ryanair Toilet when a fat lass invites her fella to the Mile High Club' - Jorma.Highlights:Morgan Freeman talks grandchildren, Donald Trump and having sex with eskimoes' wives.Ray gives us the insider info on the town of Muff, Co. Donegal and explains how being called a Muff Liquor is exactly what Russell Crowe needs right now.Honzie the fraudulent South African Psychic rubs...2025-02-2848 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastElon Musk, Anal Bleaching And A Mountain Called WankRay and Jorma kick off 2025 with the rudest episode we’ve done in a long time—but also one of the funniest! Expect geographical and Nena trivia, as well as a deep dive into the town of Wank and its premium leisure pass. Meanwhile, Morgan Freedman graces us with a poetic reflection on anal bleaching, dedicated (of course) to Ray.Elon Musk makes an appearance in a sketch filled with whiskey, ketamine, and unsolicited pizza orders for Justin Trudeau. Then, the moment you've all been waiting for—Dr. Brutus Himmler returns to probe Ray in a c...2025-01-2957 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastLiam Gallagher and Liam Neeson Jump The SharkIn this wet and wild Turkish holiday edition of Talking Istanbullocks, Jorma Kirkko brings you celebrity banter, sharp-witted sketches, and some jaws-dropping shark facts. With guest appearances by Liam Neeson and Morgan Freedman.Highlights:Liam Neeson Returns: The iconic actor and raconteur chats about his latest project—a land shark horror film, "Jowls." Is it the next "Jaws" or something truly revolutionary? Liam shares his passion for this "completely original" concept, despite some uncanny similarities to a certain Spielberg classic.Ray Mac’s Trampoline Troubles: After some concerning behaviour involving a trampoline and a large brea...2024-08-3023 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastMDMA in Cheese, A Woke Perspective on Thanksgiving and Psychic PredictionsIn this laugh-packed episode of Talking Istanbullocks, the boys talk Istanbul cosmetic surgery and the dulcet tones of Morgan Freedman as he recites a poem on the curious trend of 'brieing'—yes, you heard that right, cheese takes centre stage in this ECSTATIC verse.Ray Mac brings True or False segment, where Willem Dafoe's willy plays a prominent part. The episode only gets funnier with a side-splitting sketch featuring Kaiden Stokes, who gets more than he bargained for when he invites a Native American guest to his Thanksgiving dinner. Expect awkward cultural misunderstandings, plenty of laughs, and a...2024-08-2543 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Best School Prank Ever: The Ultimate Revenge Against A ConmanIn the latest entertaining episode of the Talking Istanbullocks Comedy Pubcast, Jorma Kirkko, pub raconteur par excellence, takes the stage solo, sharing some of his most entertaining stories and tackling a wide array of questions from listeners.School Days Shenanigans: Jorma takes a trip down memory lane, recounting giving his maths teacher a nervous breakdown as a not so innocent 12 year old.Revenge: How did a loose pair of ladders in Fife lead to a chain of events that culminated in German-sourced gay pornography?Is Turkey or Malaysia more insane to live n? Jorma reveals...2024-08-1742 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastWhat the hell is Raw Dogging?Welcome back to another sizzling edition of *Talking Istanbullocks*! Ray and Jorma cool each other down in the sweltering Turkish heat as they give you the funniest 45 minutes of your week.1. Introduction & BanterJorma Kirkko and Ray Mac kick off the show with their usual banter, chatting about the week that was, including Jorma's recent adventures in the film world. Between celebrity parties and the fun of the film set, while Ray still eagerly awaits his big break in 'scud flicks'2. Morgan Freedman's Comedy Poem: Raw Dogging2024-08-1142 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Sheriff's Rusty Badge - A Poem From A Hollywood LegendSegments:Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks/ IntroductionFeatured Publication: Frog Log magazine, the amphibian conservation community’s news source for all your trending amphibian news.What to expectMorgan Freedman Poem: The Rusty Sheriff's BadgeMorgan reads a poem about anuses, humorously titled "The Rusty Sheriff's Badge."True or FalseA fun quiz and banter segment, featuring quirky questions about Madonna's family, black cats and smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's DoorComedy SketchSexy celebrity chef Vagella Rickrocks oozes sex appeal and rhubarb compote but faces challenges from her na...2024-08-0334 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastI Had Sex With Over 400 TractorsThe boys are back in town!1. Welcome and Introduction:Hosts Jorma + Ray, are in their local juicer trying to bribe the staff with used underwear to play the All-Ireland final instead of the Olympics as they are reunited after a month. This week's guest publication is Health and Efficiency, the culture magazine for nudists.2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (Featuring Joe Biden)Joe Biden's heartfelt rap about his resignation, why Kamala Harris would be a better president than Donald Trump and his love of slippers.3. Celebrity True or False Quiz...2024-07-2844 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Ballad of Gareth Southgate: Who's Doing The Dismembering?This week: – Gareth Southgate and Rishi Sunak sing a tearjerking self-penned duet. – A serial killer hosts a dinner party — but who’s doing the dismembering? – An infertile Irishman offers his services to two lesbians for an entire year. – Plus: heartfelt chat about losing a beloved petSong: Dry Your Eyes Mate (Gareth Southgate) written and performed by The Streets and Jorma KirkkoSketch: Written by Jamie T. Murphy and Jorma Kirkko. Starring: Jamie T. Murphy, Jorma Kirkko, Joan O'Ruairc, Harold Shipman and Valerie RichardsThis podca...2024-07-1939 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastToo Woke, Too Waxed: Wexford hits CreteWhile Ray Mac lounges like a sun-kissed lizard somewhere mysterious, Jorma holds the (Venetian) fort from sunny Chania, Crete with controversial Irish artist Jamie T. Murphy co-hosting from Wexford, Ireland.It's a summer special packed with sketches, poetry, and stories you probably wouldn’t hear on the BBC.Jamie turns the tables and interviews Jorma, leading to a chaotic mix of nonsense and nostalgia that's a real insightful treat for regular listeners. including too much information about pubic depilation, jam, King Charles' breakfast, the rigours of wokeness and a surprisingly mo...2024-07-1152 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastRat Boy Summer - Would You Date A Rodent?1. Welcome and Introduction:Hosts Jorma + Ray, dressed in their summer finest, kick off the episode from their favourite local pub. Jorma is sporting a string vest reminiscent of Onslow from "Keeping Up Appearances," while Ray flaunts an off-the-shoulder Prada number as they sip Pimms + Lemonade + Roofies and Baileys.2. Chickpeas and Rat BoysChickpea Magazine - your go-to source for all things hummus and falafel related. ‘Fuller Than a Bowl At A Bulimics All You Can Eat Buffet’Introduction to the trending term "Ratboy Summer," the latest viral fashion trend on TikTok.3. Morgan Freedman's Poem - "Ratbo...2024-06-2738 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastTop Of The Morning: Transexual Prostitutes in Istanbul"Funnier than Jonathan Ross" - Graham Norton.The belly laughs are back in this summer variety show as Ray and Jorma drink gin with various vegetable surprises in conjunction with Pakistan Textile JournalChinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray gets a sensual foot massage from an Aussie farmer called BruceIs The New American Dream: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks about how hopeless the two geriatric presidential candidates, Biden and Trump are and drops a revealing hint about Clint Eastwood's recent embarrassing hospital visit.Aging Presidents discussion: Sharks...2024-06-2037 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastNigel Farage General ErectionIn this steamy and sultry episode from a tropical Istanbul, Jorma and Ray bring you a blend of belly laughs and unexpected twists in a show brought to you in conjunction with American Bitch magazineChinese Year of the Talking Istanbullocks: Introduction and Ray explains how he allegedly got a hole in his jorts.Ink On Ugly: A poem by Morgan Freeman. Morgan talks yachts, emergency workers and questions the wisdom of body art with his signature wit.Tattoo discussion: Jorma makes a bold comment on Shakira and Chardonnay's parentsPlugging the YouTube...2024-06-1342 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastI think I just saw Jesus or was it Jeremy Beadle?''The funniest podcast in heaven or on earth’’ – Pope Francis Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul. #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem HabsburgChins #JesusSketch #TrueOrFalseQuiz #BeingJohnMalkovich #JohnMalkovichSchoolBusDriver #SuperMacsVsMcDonalds #PodcastBanter #JobCentreSketch #MattSmithUgly #WelshBaftas #JesusUnemployed #ALittleIrishMathsTest #DirtyTreeAndATurd #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedy #IrishCountdown #WasThatJeremyBeadle Transcripthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MjvqhpJePReDBQ4grirxR16L1MKMCbZNt164EzkWte4/edit Episode Highlights 1. Introduction - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac. - Mention of sponso...2024-06-0633 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe World's Best Lie Detector''The funniest podcast of all time with the two funniest lads'' - Eamonn Holmes.Comedy variety and chat from a sunny Istanbul.#ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishComedy #IrishComedy #JormaKirklo #RayMac #MorganFreemanPoem #SpoofHoroscopes #FakePsychic #TrueOrFalseQuiz #AnimalFacts #FantasticMrFox #PodcastBanter #LieDetectorTest #RectalPolygraph #Marmite #Psychiatology #NickiMinaj #EamonHolmes #PsychicPredictions #PodcastInTurkey #IstanbulComedyTranscripthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SQNpkbRxew8NS0Yrimu9_DM51ZouDCJsCXNwsBO9H68/editEpisode Highlights1. Introduction - Introduction to the episode by Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac. - Me...2024-05-3037 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastMispronouncing Mozart and Cancelling Culture''The funniest 30-40 minutes of your week'' - Liam NeesonFor the transcript please click here:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1z2tPDLkDshWsRGAzX_nFp8g0eEXCZ8OW/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=112544040379232077039&rtpof=true&sd=trueEpisode Highlights:1. "The Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks" - Intro* Jorma and Ray kick off the show with humorous anecdotes, including Ray's hilarious recount of applying Canestan and Trabacort creams to treat a yeast infection.* Shoutout to "De-worming World Magazine" for sponsoring the episode, bringing humor to t...2024-05-2436 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastDoes Donald Trump Have a Body Double?Could Trump really have a body double? Donald Trump’s court behaviour is suspicious but could the real Donald be hiding on a desert island with Chris the Dog, getting updates via satellite phone from Marjorie Taylor Swift?We dive into the bizarre world of Kristi Noem, the notorious pet contract killer and how Alanis Morisette ironically doesn't understand irony and other annoying song lyrics. How many words can Des'ree possibly get to rhyme with 'most' before her career is toast or before we mention Dolly Parton's Greatest 'Its#DonaldTrumpSketch #Bod...2024-05-1638 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastAntiques Roadshow: Vintage Rural Irish EroticaIn the outrageous 70th episode we celebrate as a seedy Irish farmer attempts to have his collection of vintage soft-porn magazines valued on The Antiques Roadshow, and discuss Eurovision and enjoy a doleful Irish folk song with a surprisingly rude theme.#TalkingIstanbullocks #VintageErotica #Eurovisionbanter #AntiquesRoadshowComedySketch #ComedyPodcast #IrishFolk #70Episodes #ChristyMooreRipOff #RudeSong #Britishcomedy #irishcomedy #expatpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-05-0935 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastLiam Neeson Storms Out Of InterviewThe boys compare tigers' and Donald Trump's eating habits; discuss Kate Bush choreography; Morgan Freeman is fired from a commercial he did for the Egyptian Tourist Board for offering ''Egypt, like nostalgia and kids' TV just isn't what it used to be''. Meanwhile Liam Neeson pops in to discuss his latest rom-com script, Glove Actually, that sounds somewhat familiar and then he sulks when he gets a call from Spielberg AND realises he's forgotten his sandwiches.Transcript:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ySBqoOuOpUnVzqfXIC164Iv36CF7yjhtkz9_Kr0erhM/edit2024-05-0244 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastSize Isn't Everything - Ray Gets The WilliesMorgan Freeman gives his opinion on Matt Barr, the man with the biggest penis in Britain; Honzie delivers April's horoscopes and a racing tip while Ray tells Jorma about his favourite willie: Willie Nelson and an arse ticklers club.This show is sponsored by James Joyce Irish Pub, Istanbul and Spick And Span Magazine#ComedySketches #Banter #MattBarr #BritainsBiggestPenis #WillieNelson #SizeIsntEverything #MorganFreeManPoetry #AprilHoroscopes #Honzie #JamesJoyceIrishPubIstanbul #SpickAndSpan #ArseTicklers #JeffWodeTranscript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eoxOKhjy9M1k26_q3xNNQJs1L113DNlCIKH3ifnwmCE/edit?usp=sharing2024-04-2532 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastCongratulations! Now Go Back to RussiaIn an episode fuller than a Porta Loo on Day 3 of Glastonbury, the muddy funsters from Istanbul delve into the fascinating world of jiggy-jiggy giraffe style; Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke clashes with a pregnant woman over gender-neutral baby raising; a Cretan bar owner experiments with seaside camel rides; Morgan Freeman talks about the dangers of diarrhoea when you have a pollen allergy, while a man with no balls finds his dream job.1. Introduction: THE CHINESE YEAR OF THE ISTANBULLOCKS (00:00 - 02:00)** - Mention of the main sponsor: James Joyce.2024-04-1837 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastLiam Neeson’s Mafia Script Is Definitely Not The Sopranos (Allegedly)Episode Notes:Join Ray and Jorma for Episode 66. This comedy variety show is packed with outrageous fun, and side-splitting segments that would never be allowed on the radio in 2024. Join the lads and their celebrity pals for a rather animal-themed show as the boys discuss ducks' toilet habits, being goosed by a monkey and the lustful nature of lionesses.Running Order1. Chinese Year of the Blackmilskhake: Kick off with hilarious banter about underpants, crisps, and hitting the midlife milestone.2. Morgan Freeman’s Poem ''Gone Fishing'': A la...2024-04-1133 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Wokest Crime Report Ever Goes Horribly WrongMorgan Freeman shares his disappointment with Turkish breakfasts, Ray takes aim at Jorma's aging process after a knee injury leaves him hobbling. The boys delve into the riveting topics of stalking and the cleverness of crocodiles while music lover Ray appears not to know what a bass guitar is.Sketch: 'Kaiden Stokes The Really Woke Bloke' tries to report a crime leading to unexpected consequences...Kiss and Tell: A listener shares a tale of a potential boyfriend who kept spreadsheets on their compatibility, and... her bra size....2024-04-0446 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastBoarding The Benidorm Beef Bus: Sticky Vicky's Dream TownMorgan Freeman forgets to take his wife on his wedding anniversary trip, and bemoans the cleaning up of Benidorm and laments how Sticky Vicky, the legendary stripper would be turning in her grave about the fact that she couldn't pop those ping pong balls in 2024Meanwhile, the Welsh BAFTA debate rages on between Ray and Jorma and in the Lickey End Chronicles, Norma doesn't expect that her latest village spat will be adjudicated by none other than John Wayne, The Duke himself.#comedypodcast #comedysketches #Benidorm #StickyVicky #WelshBAFTA #LickeyEndSketch #JohnWayneParody #MorganFreemanParody #funny #banter #ComedyForOver40s2024-03-2738 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastBreaking: Leo's resignation is nothing to do with usMorgan sets the record straight on the Irish PM and does some general housekeeping.#comedy #originalcomedy #podcast #comedyforover40s Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-03-2101 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastLeo Varadkar's Wife Is A ManJoin us for the best of high-brow and low-brow humour as Morgan Freedman reads a well-meaning if slightly sexist ode to women. Meanwhile the boys discuss Cockhandler's Magazine - the very best in rooster and poultry care. As the debate rages on about the superiority of Oscars or Welsh Baftas, Donald Trump receives some surprisingly good news from Marjorie Taylor Swift, while Honzie delivers March horoscopes that he definitely has not copied and pasted from a January magazine.^Comedy #Comedysketches #banter #MorganFreedmanPoetry #HighBrowHumour #LowBrowHumour #LeoVaradkarWife #CockhandlersMagazine #RoosterCare #WelshBaftas #Oscars #DonaldTrumpNews #MarjorieTaylorSwift #MarchHoroscopes #ComedyPodcast #HonziesHoroscopes #GoodSkills2024-03-1440 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastAn Interview with Liam Neeson, Misgendering and Sloppy SecondsThis week's Talking Istanbullocks has a star-studded lineup and a touch of poetic procrastination.Liam Neeson's Book Banter: Liam Neeson drops by to chat to Jorma about his latest book, 'That Man', but things take a shirty turn when Jorma draws parallels to a very well-known story. Tune in for the unexpected twists and a bit of literary banter.Ray's Hemingway Homage: Ray dives into the world of Hemingway, discussing his love of fishing and a unique appreciation for the oldest profession in the world.Morgan Freedman's Procrastination Poem: resident poet, Morgan...2024-03-0733 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastTossing The Salad: Canadian DepilationIn this episode Morgan Freedman tells us about his erotic holiday gone wrong in Canada with his wife, the boys talk Coronation Street of yesteryear and Ray has his regular 'probing' from the renowned psychiatologist, Dr. Brutus Himmler unfortunately Jorma has forgotten the vaseline but thank goodness for a nice bit of Branston Pickle in the fridge!https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-ilona-during-cancer-journey/donations#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanPoetry # Comedysketches #CanadianHairRemoval #CoronationStreetNostalgia #Psychiatology #RectalPolygraph #ComedyPodcast #BranstonPickleRemedies #TossingTheSalad Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2024-02-2945 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastTribute to Steve Wright and a punch up at a village fêteThe boys pay a heartfelt tribute to their DJ hero and inspiration for this show, the legendary Steve Wright. Amid the nostalgia, they take a phone call from a missing colleague who is locked up on Robben Island. Meanwhile, in Lickey End, England's Weirdest Village, Norma's competitive streak results in her arrest after a punch-up with a Liberal Democrat in a village jam-making contest. Laughs, tributes, and unexpected twists await on Talking Istanbullocks!#BritishComedy #Irishhumour #TalkingIstanbullocks #SteveWrightTribute #RadioMagic #Banter #ComedyPodcast #RobbenIsland #VillageJamCompetition #ComedySkits #LickeyEnd #ComedyPodcast #JoanORuairc Hosted on Acast. See acast...2024-02-2235 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastJoe Biden Poops On The FloorIn this hilarious Valentine's special, Morgan Freeman's well-intentioned romantic gestures go awry. Donald Trump and Joe Biden's cognitive test rivalry takes an unexpected turd, turn witnessed with horror by Barack Obama and Chris the Dog. Plus, a listener shares a comical tale of still being questioned about a non-existent tryst from 25 years ago with e girl claiming to be allergic to the bery essence of love. Love, laughs, and political pooping await as Ray and Jorma talk the finest Istanbullocks!#Comedy #TalkingIstanbullocks #ValentinesSpecial #PoliticalShowdown #MorganFreemanMishaps #JoeBiden #DonaldTrump #ComedyPodcast #ValentinesLaughs #Parody #ComedySketches Hosted on Acast...2024-02-1534 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastWe Need To Talk About Kevin SpaceyTalking Istanbullocks, takes you on a ride where Greg in reception has to fulfil Kevin Spacey’s somewhat ‘unusual’ breakfast requests and our resident poet, Morgan Freedman slickly shifts from civil rights to a lustful political summit. And from political bills to splitting bills, Jorma and Ray debate the economics of meal-deal dating at Wetherspoons – what can you really expect for 9.79? And how important is a plural ‘s’?Tune in for tulips (or was that two lips), laughter and lust from the world’s favourite comedy variety show in a Turkish pub.#TalkingIstanbullocks #MorganFreemanparody #PoliticalLust...2024-02-0836 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastIs David Attenborough Still Alive?'This show is funnier than Jonathan Ross' - Graham NortonWelcome to Talking Istanbullocks, where Jorma Kirkko and Ray Mac bring you an eclectic mix of hilarity, scandal, and egg-puns.-MORGAN FREEMAN'S INTERNET MELTDOWN: Resident Poet, Morgan Freeman returns with a side-splitting poem about his struggle with internet addiction and his rather candid memories of a bizarre limo ride with Bill Cosby.- CELEBRITY TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ: Dive into a fun trivia segment with surprising facts about legendary DJs Kenny Everett...2024-02-0142 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastRussell Crowe Maltese Property ScamWelcome, Shakers, to a fur-filled episode of Talking Istanbullocks, where the jokes are barking madBrace yourselves for a tale of unexpected canine escapades as an Alsatian finds himself in a rather compromising situation involving a sandal. It's a doggie story you won't hear on the evening news.Love is in the air, but so is mischief. Join us as a woman expecting a romantic blind date finds herself face-to-face with a penniless man and his voracious dog. It's a picnic she won't soon forget!Morgan Freedman takes the mic...2024-01-2537 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Art of Bobbing, Weaving & Beating the Splashback - The Ultimate Public Toilet Survival GuideEnjoy more giggles with Talking Istanbullocks!Highlights:Ray's Restroom Rituals: Ray spills the details on his quirky lavatorial habits, from excessive sanitization to creative preparations to dodge the dreaded splashback.Morgan Freedman's Poetic Slip: A heartfelt yet cringeworthy poem about racial intolerance as he mistakenly assumes Yoko Ono is Korean.Love and Intrigue: A listener shares a gripping tale of love tinged with suspicion. Is her newfound romance leading her into a drug deal and what do pineapple and unicorn emojis mean?Film Funnies and...2024-01-1843 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastSwipe Left For No: Dating in 2024Welcome to the debut episode of Talking Istanbullocks! In this rollicking ride through the world of dating, we've got a lineup that's bound to tickle your funny bone.Morgan Freedman kicks off the show with a poetic twist. Get ready for "Swipe Left for No," a Tinder-inspired poem that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dating app choices.But that's not all – we're thrilled to introduce a brand-new feature: "Kiss and Tell." Listeners spill the beans on your first-date adventures, and we'll weigh in on whether it's a sw...2024-01-1136 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Christmas Spirit(s): One Festive Drink Too FarIn this festive finale before the grand rebrand to "Talking Istanbullocks," Ray undergoes a Christmas psychiatology probing by none other than Dr. Brutus Himmler. The pressing question: Does Ray need to check back into the clinic after Kevin Spacey and Huw Edwards have checked out? Brace yourselves for the yuletide psychoanalysis that will leave you in stitches.Meanwhile, our ever-charming cleaner, Greg, reflects on a year rife with bizarre involuntary celebrity sexual encounters with celebrities and takes us time travelling through 2023. Will 2024 bring Greg a different kind of year? All he needs to do is avoid the...2023-12-2644 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastMichael Moloney: Teen Sensation (Unplugged)In this special episode, we're joined by the incredibly talented 17-year old singer-songwriter, Michael Moloney. From his debut on the Late Late Show Toy Show at just 14 to sharing the stage at this summer's Electric Picnic, Michael is making waves in Ireland's music scene, while still navigating secondary school.Michael talks about doing a surprise duet with his hero on live TV, Christmas, and how to balance a musical career with school and he keeps grounded while he soars. and he might even play us a song or two.#TeenSensation #MichaelMoloneyInterview #MusicJourney #DermotKennedy...2023-12-1439 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastIs Santa Claus Turkish: Chris Rea, Driving Home for Christmas (in a Mini)Our 50th episode unwraps a festive tangle of the surreal, the satirical and the sentimental.Was Santa Claus actually Turkish? What was Chris Rea driving home in for Christmas — was it a Mini? And how does Morgan Freeman punish George R. R. Martin for not finishing Game of Thrones?In The Lickey End Chronicles, Norma’s seducing the local postman after Putin forgets to thank her for some lovingly-knitted socks. Betty reveals James is from Belfast, triggering a lusty memory involving Sammy Wilson MP and an awkward moment with a reli...2023-12-0734 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Perks Of Being And Postman: Chris Rea's Mini (Trailer)Celebrate the show's 50th episode with irresistible hot topics including:· The origins of Santa Claus· Spitting in a drink and rejecting violence· Mr. Putin’s socks· The perks of being a postman· Chris Rea’s Mini· Holiday horoscopes for modern-day Mary and JosephsFULL EPISODE OUT AT 4.30PM Thursdat 7th December (GMT)Featuring Morgan Freedman’s poetry, Norma and Betty’s Lickey End Christmas special, True or False and a tribute to Shane McGowan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati2023-12-0704 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastBreakfast With King Charles: Bobbet's John Thomas Episode Summary:1) Ever wondered about John Bobbit's wild tales? We cut to the chase, dissecting the hilariously infamous John Thomas saga! #BobbitSaga #CutToTheChase2) Get ready to laugh with Matt Nagin's comedy rap, "Illest MC," exploring the funny side of battling Crohn's Disease for thirty years. A dose of humor for every gut! #CrohnsComedyRap #IllestMC3) Join us for a royal breakfast with King Charles, Meghan, and Harry, where debates on white privilege, boiled eggs and knobbly knees take centre stage. A regal morning with a side of controversy! #RoyalBreakfastDebates #BoiledEggDilemma2023-11-3030 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastBreakfast With King Charles: Bobbet's John Thomas (trailer)Episode Summary:1) Ever wondered about John Bobbit's wild tales? We cut to the chase, dissecting the hilariously infamous John Thomas saga! #BobbitSaga #CutToTheChase2) Get ready to laugh with Matt Nagin's comedy rap, "Illest MC," exploring the funny side of battling Crohn's Disease for thirty years. A dose of humor for every gut! #CrohnsComedyRap #IllestMC3) Join us for a royal breakfast with King Charles, Meghan, and Harry, where debates on white privilege, boiled eggs and knobbly knees take centre stage. A regal morning with a side of controversy! #RoyalBreakfastDebates #BoiledEggDilemma2023-11-3003 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastYou Ain't Seen Stuffing Yet - Thanksgiving ProblemsJoin us for a hilarious Thanksgiving special as Donald Trump attempts to plan the ultimate feast, seeking political advice from his Chief of Staff, Chris The Talking Dog. Will the turkey be pardoned, or is it destined for a political scandal? #TrumpThanksgiving #TalkingDogAdviceWitty travel writer Lisa Morrow shares heartwarming tales of the kindness of strangers in Turkey. Get ready for an adventure that proves hospitality knows no bounds! #LisaMorrow #KindnessOfStrangersJorma vents about the struggles of getting a Thanksgiving turkey delivered in Turkey. Will he secure the centerpiece for the feast, or is it...2023-11-2336 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastYou Ain't Seen Stuffing Yet: Thanksgiving Turkey (Excerpt)Thanksgiving special including:1) #Donald Trump organising Thanksgiving Dinner with Chris, his dog2) #TurkeyProblemsInTurkey - a rant from Jorma3) #MorganFreemanPoetry - just don't borrow his lawnmower for more than five days!4) #LisaMorrow, the travel writer talking about the kindness of strangers in Turkey5) #RayMac reading lots of showbiz facts off WikipediaFull episode out at 430pm UK Tme Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-11-2303 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastToilet Humour At Its Very BestIn this uproarious toilet humour bonanza, Morgan Freedman adds a touch of class as he contemplates trading in his wife for a younger model to join the ranks of "old daddy" friends like De Niro and Gordon Ramsay. #MorganFreeman #ToiletThoughtsRay spills the beans on the main difference between Amber Heard and Angelina Jolie, revealing surprising nocturnal pooing habits. Brace yourselves for Ray's own hilarious bedtime lavatory confession! #RayRevelations #ToiletTalkIt's Ray's time of the month, and Jormaand Dr. Brutus Himmler delves into the depths of Ray's psycho-sexual quirks, using a rectal polygraph...2023-11-1633 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastToilet Humour At Its Very Best (Promo)Catch the full hilarious episode at 430pm UK time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-11-1603 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastMarcus Rashford’s Jelly Scandal and Les the Randy BullEpisode 46 is more crammed than a constipated colon. Jorma and Ray bring you poetic invitations, dodgy birthday bashes, and animal facts you won’t unhear.An Aussie farmer replies to Morgan Freeman’s poem with a cheeky verse of his own, inviting him Down Under to meet Les, a very randy bull, and grab a pie and a pint.African Hunting Dogs vs. Men from Middlesbrough: the behavioural similarities are… uncanny.And we reveal the truth behind Marcus Rashford’s recent wild birthday party, warts, tears, jelly, and all — and why Erik T...2023-11-0934 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastAfrican Hunting Dogs, Men From Middlesbrough and Les The Randy Bull (promo)Episode 46 is more crammed than a constipated colon. An Australian farmer responds to Morgan Freedman with a poetic invitation Down Under to meet a randy bull and grab a pie and a beer; we learn about the uncanny similarities between African Hunting Dogs and men from Middlesbrough and the truth behind Marcus Rashford's recent birthday party scandal, warts 'n' all with lashings of jelly and ice cream.#MorganFreedmanPoetry #Comedyforover40s #RandyBulls #AfricanHuntingDogs #MenFromMiddlesbrough #MarcusRashfordBirthdayParty #JormaKirkko #RayMacFULL EPISODE DROPS AT 4.30pm UK TIME Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...2023-11-0902 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastMan-Flu & A Near-Death Experience (Well, Almost…)If you've ever suffered from life-threatening man-flu., our suffering heroes, Jorma and Ray, will show you how you can still have a laugh. Ray is bedridden with hotflushes and wonders if the menopause is contagious, while Jorma presents the show ,struggling for breath, from a mountain village in Greece. #ManFluMayhem.Ray's mind takes a wild turn as he undergoes psychiatological profiling, confessing to a slew of fantasy crimes that'll leave you in stitches. #FantasyCrimes #PsychologicalProfile #CriminalMindsBSMeanwhile, three former US presidents find themselves playing dominoes as part of a...2023-11-0226 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastBattling The Man-Flu : The Show Must Go On (excerpt)If you've ever suffered from life-threatening man-flu., our suffering heroes, Jorma and Ray, will show you how you can still have a laugh. Ray is bedridden with hotflushes and wonders if the menopause is contagious, while Jorma presents the show ,struggling for breath, from a mountain village in Greece. #ManFluMayhem.Ray's mind takes a wild turn as he undergoes psychiatological profiling, confessing to a slew of fantasy crimes that'll leave you in stitches. #FantasyCrimes #PsychologicalProfile #CriminalMindsBSMeanwhile, three former US presidents find themselves playing dominoes as part of a...2023-11-0202 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastGhosts and Goolies Galore: Spooktacular HalloweenIn this hilarious Halloween special, the legendary Morgan Freedman delivers a hauntingly beautiful Halloween poem, setting the spooky tone. #HalloweenPoetry #MorganFreemanPrepare for some spine-tingling laughter as Loud Grossman takes you on a voyeuristic journey, as he Sees Through The Arsehole into an unpleasant celebrity's house but can you guess who it is? #LoudGrossman #CelebritySecretsThe boys dive into the eerie world of Alfred Hitchcock, discussing Psycho, eggs and the secrets of belly buttons. #AlfredHitchcock #eggphobiaBut that's not all! We've got a treat for your ears...2023-10-2635 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastGhosts and Goolies Galore: Spooktacular Halloween SpecialIn this hilarious Halloween special, the legendary Morgan Freedman delivers a hauntingly beautiful Halloween poem, setting the spooky tone. #HalloweenPoetry #MorganFreemanPrepare for some spine-tingling laughter as Loud Grossman takes you on a voyeuristic journey, as he Sees Through The Arsehole into an unpleasant celebrity's house but can you guess who it is? #LoudGrossman #CelebritySecretsThe boys dive into the eerie world of Alfred Hitchcock, discussing Psycho, eggs and the secrets of belly buttons. #AlfredHitchcock #eggphobiaBut that's not all! We've got a treat for your ears with music from...2023-10-2601 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastAuf Wiedersehen Put(in) - Oz's RevengeIn this award-winning episode, Oz and Dennis from Auf Wiedersehen Pet outwit Vladimir Putin, creating comedic chaos! #AufWiedersehenPet #PutinPranksMorgan Freeman takes on Instagram for banning his poetry in America - a poetic punchline for the ages. #MorganFreeman #InstagramPoetryJohnny Logan's return haunts Jorma in the best/worst way, and Lisa Morrow unveils Turkish hammams' secrets, while the lads debate 'hair-raising' matters. #JohnnyLogan #TurkishHammams #PubicHairDebateTune in for a belly-aching laughter riot that'll leave you in stitches! #ComedyPodcast #Hilarious #AwardWinning #GoodSkills Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-10-1935 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastAuf Wiedersehen Put(in)In this award-winning episode, Oz and Dennis from Auf Wiedersehen Pet outwit Vladimir Putin, creating comedic chaos! #AufWiedersehenPet #PutinPranksMorgan Freeman takes on Instagram for banning his poetry in America - a poetic punchline for the ages. #MorganFreeman #InstagramPoetryJohnny Logan's return haunts Jorma in the best/worst way, and travel writer, Lisa Morrow unveils Turkish hammams' secrets, while the lads debate 'hair-raising' matters. #JohnnyLogan #TurkishHammams #PubicHairDebateTune in for a belly-aching laughter riot that'll leave you in stitches! #ComedyPodcast #Hilarious #AwardWinning #GoodSkills Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...2023-10-1901 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastHalloween Special: Creep It Real (Promo)Ghosts and ghouls galore as Jorma and Ray Creep It Real for a Halloween Special.All this and the usual sketches, chat, fun and games with a decidedly spooky air in our fifth episode if you scroll down this list#comedyvariety #funny #psychiatology #retrorecords #gladiator #honzie #halloween #liamneeson #africanprostitute #podcastfromapub # Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-10-1801 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastI Self-Identify As A CowboyHow far does self-identification go in 2023? What's the connection between amphibious pets and hotdogs in the sun? What did André The Giant do better than anyone else on earth? And does Ray need batteries for his 'plug-ins'?The lads will answer all these questions in their totally unique and hilarious manner with the usual mix of pub banter and self-penned comedy sketches, celebrity poetry and a listener's joke.#funny #banter #originalcomedymaterial #comedyforover40s #morganfreemanpoetry #axolotlpoem #ponderosaireland #selfidentification #cowboysketch #duncanchesley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-10-1232 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastI Self Identify As A CowboyHow far does self-identification go in 2023? What's the connection between amphibious pets and hotdogs in the sun? What did André The Giant do better than anyone else on earth? And does Ray need batteries for his 'plug-ins'?The lads will answer all these questions in their totally unique and hilarious manner with the usual mix of pub banter and self-penned comedy sketches, celebrity poetry and a listener's joke.Catch the full episode tonight at 6pm UK time.#funniestpodcastoftheyear #funny #banter #originalcomedymaterial #comedyforover40s #morganfreemanpoetry #axolotlpoem #ponderosaireland #selfidentification #cowboysketch #duncanchesley2023-10-1200 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastPersonality Profiles, Unconventional Therapy and A Poem About CrabsIn this episode of Blackmilkshake, hosts Jorma and Ray bring their signature, absurd, feel-good humour to your ears as they delve into a range of entertaining topics with their unique take on psychological profiling, celebrity poetry and South African horoscopes by a man in a hoodie.Morgan Freedman gets a request for a poem about the Immortality of crabs, but did he choose the right kind of crabs? October birthday horoscopes and tips on how to cheat in a conker fight from lovable Honzie, while Ray has his first Psychiatological profiling of the autumn and overdoes...2023-10-0535 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastPersonality Profiles, Unconventional Therapy and A Poem About Crabs (Promo)At 7pm UK time on October 5th, Morgan Freeman gets a request for a poem about crabs, but did he choose the right kind? October birthday horoscopes and tips on how to cheat in a conker fight from lovable Honzie, while has his first Psychiatological profiling of the autumn and overdoes it on the butter as he loosens up for the rectal polygraph. Giggles galore and good skills!#funny #banter #comedysketches #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #morganfreemanpoetry #conkers #honzieshoroscopes #spoofhoroscopes #quizzes #psychiatology #DrBrutusHımmler #supportindependentpodcasts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...2023-10-0501 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastChlamydia: Gone But Not For CottonIn the fortieth episode, Morgan Freeman reads one of his own poems about the autumn, that's 'about life and deep stuff like that', Tom Bruise writes to Honzie for some advice on the ethics of being punched by a Z-List Australian, Greg, the reluctant lothario develops an itch when he 'urinates with his penis' as he and Emily decide that Nadine Dorries really must be informed immediately.Meanwhile, the boys talk kangaroos, beards, Bring Your Own Booze restaurants, and their recent birthdays.Is there REALLY a better half-hour podcast out there?2023-09-2832 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastGay Pirates, Irish Snakes and See Through The ArseholeLoud Grossman looks through the arsehole but can you guess which celebrity's home it is? Morgan Freeman presents a song about a gay pirate who longs to be a florist and the birthday boys discuss why there are no snakes in Ireland and Russell Brand: no smoke without fire (geddit?)#comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #toilethumour #blackhumour #gaypiratesong #morganfreemanpresents #loydgrossmanparody #stpatrickandthesnakes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-09-2139 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastI Remove Umbilicals: Misunderstood Song Lyrics and Squeezing CheeseIn this episode we'll learn what not to say to a stranger in an American bar, we'll have exclusive audio of Donald Trump trying to convict a crab of stealing a coconut and Morgan Freeman shares a love poem he wrote about his wife that's either a masterpiece or a mantlepiece.The boys are in the local juicer talking misheard song lyrics, why curry is banned in England and the lengths a vain geography teacher will go to, not to have to watch Everton for free. Hosted on Acast. See...2023-09-1434 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastColostomy Bags and the REAL reason for Prigozhin's demiseThe boys are back in a buzzing local juicer taking you on a journey of merry banter, sketches and celebrity guests including Bill Clinton and Morgan Freeman who introduces Vagella's virtuoso vocal talent with her new single that's sure to be your 'bag'.Meanwhile, the boys discuss dartboards, awkwardly mispronounce beer names and Honzie is back with his hopeless horoscopes and invites you to a party of a rather adult nature while Alphonse Gallipolli III offers a unique theory on why a Russian coup leader's plane really crashed last week.#comedy #blackhumour #toilethumour...2023-09-0737 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastMorgan Freeman's Poetry, Linda Lusardi and Swastika PotatoesWhere else are you going to hear Morgan Freeman reciting a rude poem, a Lickey End woman desperately seeking love that inadvertently lets a Nazi potato out of the bag, an eleven year deconstructing shawarma, find out what Gandhi was really like or see what Patrick was doing driving around with a van full of monkeys?Join us from a packed James Joyce Irish Pub in downtown Istanbul for half an hour of weekend cheer.Good skills!#funny #comedypodcast #comedyforover40s #lickeyend #originalcomedysketches #morganfreeman #celebritypoetryreading #everyfriday #halfanhouroffun #raymac #jormakirkko #jamietmurphy...2023-08-3130 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastAnyone Fancy A Spit Roast? Döner or Shawarma?It's spit-ROASTING hot in Istanbul but whatever you do: don't confuse your Turks and your Arabs. This week's show is fuller than an NHS dentist's waiting list.Find out why the ladies love Milk Tray and how to behave when you accidentally find yourself at a swinger's party with only a box of chocolates and a pair of hiking boots to spare your blushes.Tune in for all this and more on this week’s episode of the Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubast! Key Segments and Hig...2023-08-2427 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastJames Corden: Norwegian Culture For Beginners, Burgers and Facial HairThe latest gigglesome installment of Blackmilkshake gives us an exclusive insight into James Corden's private life: his Norwegian dream, mashed potato scandal and the dangers of doing a Zoom call while idly watching adult cinemaWe'll also get a sneak preview of BK's latest ad for their new Walloper burger and explore why Bugger King's advertising is all based on being 'slightly better than McDonalds', while discussing cockroaches, 80's rock, what Bill said to Monica in 1997 and why facial hair is more than just a fashion choice in Turkey and more shits and giggles than you...2023-08-1734 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastPut Your Manners Back In: Tom Cruise Punched by Aussie JournoMay the mirth continue!Mission Improbable star, Tom CBruise drops in to discuss flying carpet sellers, aliens, psychiatology, why Turkish women are a good catch and ends up meeting an unlikely champion of women's rights when he tells an Aussie interviewer to put his manners back in. Meanwhile. Honzie, the world-famous astrolomer predicts a 'sex month' for Leo-Vertigos and gives inside tips on horse-race fixing and how to do a spit-roast with two pieces of meat and Ray quizzes a clueless Jorma about the difference between Barbie and blow-up dolls.2023-08-1036 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Red MILF Machine; Donald's DeSantis Disaster and Illegal Bra WarsIn the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, Jorma and Honzie discuss the seductive powers of their new vehicle AKA the MILF Machine, and Donald Trump finds he can vote for himself from the desert island, if only he can listen to Chris, his talking dog long enough not to vote DeSantis.Meanwhile Honzie explains the romantic values of smoking Dagga while we receive Breaking News about a team of illegal bra-fitters who were chased by a have-a-go hero half naked priest.All this and more. Giggles is good for you....2023-08-0425 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastArnold Schwarzenegger: Lying to the sheriff, buttering the corn and why the number 31 is rudeEver wanted to know how not to offend a Turkish person and why 31 is such a controversial number in Turkish?Arnold Schwarzenegger drops in to discuss family life and recent legal battles, while Kelvin Sbacey promotes his new charity for men's mental health and Rhianna runs naked through a farmer's field.#comedyinterviews #comedy #podcast #arnoldschwarzenegger #kevinspaceyimpression #rhianna #rudewordsinturkish #thirtyoneinturkish #raymac #jormakirkko #lisamorrow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-07-2731 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Guest Is History: Trousers Down - Six Of The BestPour yourself a G+T, slap on the sunscreen and join us and the best of the guests for a sizzling summer special episode of laughter and captivating stories!First up is comedian Bob Hennigan, who takes us on a wild ride discussing speeding fines and the art of getting pissed off in a Post Office and needing a poo.The feasty feisty author and Editor Morag Prunty joins us, bringing tales of romance with Take That and her autobiographical play, "Am I Irish Yet?" about being a part of the Irish diaspora.2023-07-2047 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastHuw Edwards Trending - more BBC Nonce-senseJoin us for a naughty festival of mirth and merriment where we discuss why some 70's suburban gardens had Pampas grass, fat lads, Huw Edwards and Bill Wyman's love lives, and an Australian listener telling us how he accidentally offered a diplomat, "man's milk".And as if that wasn't enough, Donald Trump and his talking dog, Chris get three wishes on their desert island retreat. Will Chris be allowed to use them wisely, or will it all be wall-to-wall golf courses and pallettes of prostitutes?Meanwhile, in Dear Honzie, our...2023-07-1432 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastRodney You Plonker: Roger's Not Going To Bonk HerRay Mac returns after his American adventures and dives headfirst into the Gin and Tonic on air with some hilarious results including the struggle to pronounce the word 'writhe', leading to some comedic tongue-twisting moments and horrific editing experiences for a more sober Jorma.In a breakfast blunder, a Scottish man is Lost In Translation and because of his poor German, mistakenly confuses a young Austrian child with a breakfast product, leading to a sticky situation as Jorma recalls being embarrassingly overheard revealing sexy secrets in a curry house car park.Meanwhile...2023-07-0732 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Scarlet Woman, A Burning Bush, and the Promiscuous PriestIn the latest giggle-inducing episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast, Jorma and Ray will answer almost everything you need to know about the surprising kindness of Turkish vets, horse-race fixing by psychics, moving house in a hurry, mastering self-love with a slug. Meanwhile poor Greg the ornithologist finds himself at the police station after discovering more than just bird's eggs in the bushes.Join Istanbul's funniest lads for a riotous rollercoaster of comedy as they discuss these absurd topics and more. Good skills!#comedypodcast #comedyinterviews #honzieshoroscopes #fixinghorseraces #peepingtomsketch #comedysketches #birdinthebush #gregthecleaner #lifeinturkey #absurdtopics #michaelcorleone #T...2023-06-3028 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastLet's Ditch The Day Job: A Duet With A DuckMake sure you've got your laughing trousers on as our hilarious hosts welcome the incredibly talented singer and self-confessed 'ginger hooligan', Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook. In this side-splitting interview, Kim explains how lockdown soul-searching took her from stagnating in a dull job to fulfilling her dream on the folk music scene and how she found her voice. Meanwhile, the boys test her knowledge of show biz while she sportingly helps apply the lubricating Swarfega to Ray's rectum as his monthly rear-entry lie detector test takes place live.And just when you thought things couldn't get...2023-06-231h 00Talking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastSmearing Dog Poo On Liam Gallagher's Door HandleIn the 25th hilarious episode, the Blackmilkshake boys discuss the pros and cons of smearing dog poo on Liam Gallagher's door handle and whether Madonna's really a philanthropist.Meanwhile, disgraced politicos Boris Johnson and Nicola Sturgeon are rumoured to be on the run to join Mar-A-Lago's Commander and Chief and his talking dog, Chris for a game of 'Donald's Desert Island Dicks'. See how Donald reacts.And Honzie receives an Eminem style letter from his new neighbour, Stan as we introduce brand new music from Kim-Roberta Summers-Crook and Dan O'Farrell and get a...2023-06-1632 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastYou Cat To Be Kitten : The Real Meaning Of FriggingIn this rib-ticklingly ripper episode of "Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast," Jorma and Mysterious Desmond take their listeners on a journey of laughter with our feline friends - don't ask meow we do it!The feline theme takes us on a chariot ride through Norse mythology to the streets of Istanbul and on to female self-pleasuring, leaving no stone unturned in their pursuit of feel-good craic.Who loves you baby? The boys talk Kojak, shaved heads and bombard you with funny fertile facts while top author, Lisa Morrow returns to give her slant on life...2023-06-0929 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastRiding Big Birds & Donald Trump Has A Talking DogJorma Kirkko and special guest presenter Mysterious Desmond take you on a comic journey involving banter about horserace fixing with roofies; witch doctors cursing misbehaving vaginas, and a possessive Brazilian father-in-law. Plus we introduce Chris The Talking Dog, who finds himself LOST on a desert island with Donald Trump. Even a burnt penis can't stop comedy gold from happening.EPISODE SEGMENTS1. CHINESE YEAR OF THE BLACKMILKSHAKE: Introduction: Jorma welcomes Desmond, our guest host for June, and they banter about name changes and Desmond's mysterious aura.2. CELEBRITY TRUE OR FALSE QUIZ: Test your...2023-06-0229 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastWhale-Oil Beef-Hooked: Jim McDonald's In The Big House, so he is !Just how easy is it to find yourself on the wrong side of the law when hairdryers and women's bras are involved? How long does it take for sphincter muscles to relax during monthly polygraph probings? Which one of the boys wet himself just before the show and what on earth does Whale Oil Beef-Hooked mean?All will be revealed by Jorma and Ray in the first anniversary episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast. Join us on our jolly journey. Good skills!#Comedypodcast #Blackmilkshakecomedypubcastfacebook #podcastanniversary #jimmcdonaldinthebighouse #raysrectalprobing #jormakirkko #raymac #WhaleOilBeefHooked #Jamietmurphy #goodskills #comedysketches2023-05-2635 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastCougars, MILFs and Hook-Ups In TentsJoin Ray and Jorma in this side-splitting comedy podcast episode featuring close shaves at the circus and a camping trip gone awry. Laugh along as Honzie's attempts to impress Vagella, the ringmaster's assistant, can only be described as 'taking the piss'. Meanwhile, a listener shares a hilarious tale of misunderstood accents, resulting in costly and comical consequences. Get ready for giggles, good cheer, and plenty of fun and games in this entertaining episode.#comedy #podcast #circusmishaps #campingmisadventures #knife-throwingact, #lostintranslation #close shaves #giggiesisgood #raymac #jormakirkko #fun #original #vagella #honzieshoroscopes #gregthecleaner Hosted...2023-05-1926 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastLight To Heavy Petting With Inflatable Beach ToysBlackmilkshake, the funniest podcast of the year is the only place where you can learn about the love life of a ladybug, Ray teaches Chinese algebra while learning from Jorma how to rhyme words. Meanwhile, Honzie will show you how to get yourself into rude magazines, Bill Clinton laughs his ass off and Dr. Brutus Himmler gets to the 'bottom' of all your hyper-sexual disorders. Giggles is good for you! #comedypodcast #billclinton #drbrutushimmler #instituteofpsychiatology #inflatabletoyfetish #sylvesterstallonesleastfavouritemovie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-1226 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastRolling a Fag, Three Enemas and the Road to Chart SuccessFind out what American presidents really do on their day off., find out our reaction to recently getting in the podcast charts while learning the very best and worst ways to get home after a few too many blackmilkshakes and how to stop your unsatiable girlfriend's excessive sexual demands.#comedypodcast #sketches #bidenobamatrumpsketch #lostintranslation #howtogethomedrunnk #mickjaggertopclassshagger #jormakirkko #raymac Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-05-0521 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastRussell Crowe's Love Bureau: Gladiatorial Seduction Techniques For BeginnersLove is in the air for the Blackmilkshake boys. Greg wins a prize to learn Gladiatorial Seduction Techniques at the Russell Crowe Love Bureau and Lisa Morrow gives us the ins and outs of Turkish weddings while Morgan Freeman talks about why he has never played a white character. The boys talk holidays, Barry Humphries and why it's important to be over 5ft10 tall in a Turkish tunnel.#comedy #gladiator #russellcrowe #timhallam #morganfreeman #lovebureau #lisamorrow #insideoutinistanbul Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-2829 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastLickey End: England's Weirdest VillageIn this holiday special Ray and Jorma delve into England's weirdest village with giggles galore, some mild Nazi eugenics, a stolen Scotch egg and some sex with Liam Neeson in a car park.#comedy #trimmedbushes #lickeyend #liamneeson #scotcheggs #dogging #christinamcmahon #timhallam #vagellarickrocks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-2028 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Bogus Bra-fitter of BallinaThe funniest podcast of the year brings you an unlicensed travelling bespoke bra-salesman, criminal psychiatology from the Dr. Brutus Himmler institute, and an unfortunate Dominos Pizza experience while we introduce the most famous author never to receive a penny from being read by millions of children across the country. A bumper special with giggles galore, good skills and a great guest, game-for-a-laugh Jonathan Heilig.#criminalminds #brutushimmlerinstitute #jonathanheiligauthor #psychiatology #thesultansblacksmithbook #pizzaburps Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-1440 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastDonald Trump's LGBT Gaffe: The Randy Guinea PigDonald Trump learns what a question is and launches his new cap for 2024. You can find out the past is the key to dogging village, Lickey End's modern weirdness. Meanwhile Honzie clears up the old debate of how July sex is different in the northern and southern hemispheres and we meet Randy, the appropriately named guinea pig.#donaldtrumpsketch #lgbtcaps #dogginginlickeyend #spoofhoroscopes #randytheguineapig Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-04-0718 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Rather Uncomfortable BrazilianLearn what not to say to a middle-aged South American woman or if you share the same bathroom fantasies as Ray.Find out the lengths that Michael Corleone will go to to protect giggles. Meanwhile, Honzie, South Africa's top agony uncle gives some tough love to an anonymous employee of a prominent American psychiatologist.Giggles is good for you!#comedypodcast #honzie #lostintranslation #brutushimmler #psychiatology #thegodfather #michaelcorleone #readerswives Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-3121 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastVatican Club 18-30 HolidaysEver wondered about Club 18-30 holidays for people who're in denial about their sexuality? Or perhaps you've always worried about the mechanics of a Turkish toilets for ladies with big bottoms. Maybe the great Cow vs Shark debate moooves you to tears?You'll find the solutions to all these problems and more in the latest madcap episode of Blackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast.Meanwhile in Beastenders, Phil suspects that Greg is moving on Sharon and the Arches.#comedypodcast #sketches #vaticantourism #eastendersparody #lisamorrow #insideoutinistanbul #beastenders Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...2023-03-2420 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThis Is Not A Foot FetishWhat lengths does a world champion need to go to, to keep that competitive edge?In this hilarious episode, World Toe Wrestling Champion, Ben ''Toe-tal Destruction'' Woodroffe reveals to you how surgical enhancement and bizarre body shaving rituals may or may not help you reach the dizzy heights of success and how to deal with the unwanted attention of foot fetishists and how Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson responded when Toe-Tal challenged him to a fight.Meanwhile, why not unleash the inner red-head in you, as Toe-Tal helps Ray to regain his Ginger Pride...2023-03-1731 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastDogging In An English VillageJorma and Ray welcome you for more giggles from Istanbul. Find out what they make of Sam Smith's pronouns, hear an unusual compliment they get from Donald Trump and find out what not to say to a Turkish pharmacist during Covid.Meanwhile why not visit England in the spring with Greg as he stumbles down a lovers' lane in England's weirdest village, Lickey End and offers to lend assistance to a couple of well-known friends of the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2023-03-1016 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastInside Out In Istanbul: Self-Soiling Dolls and Mrs O'Leary's KnickersIn the latest hilarious episode of Blackmilkshake, travel writer and special guest Lisa Morrow shares with you the secrets of life in Turkey. Find out your true feelings about law and order and if there is, indeed, such a thing as victimless crime in Criminal Minds BS, catch our exclusive interview with Danny 'Headhunter' Preston whose rock 'n' roll lifestyle once saw him beat a man to death with his own shoes but now is developing a line in defecating dolls, Honzie will teach you about the elements of the zodiac while still confusing Capricorn and Capri Sun while the...2023-02-1053 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastRiding In ClaremorrisThe first Pubcast of 2023 sees Ray and Jorma have the tables turned on them as the special guest is actually the host! Claremorris radio host, Eleanor Prendergast, quizzes them about their lives and their friendship. A must-listen for all Shakers with the boys sharing celebrity anecdotes about Louis Walsh and Tom Cruise, while Honzie returns from suspension holiday to deal with more of your personal problems and Phil Mitchell-Off-Eastenders pays a romantic visit to Istanbul, which takes Greg the cleaner by surprise and if that wasn't enough, the boys learn the art of underwear purchases in Istanbul from travel...2023-01-1045 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastTender Tinder Ballad - Tomyulery 2Meet Christina McMahon, whose cringey ''Tender Tinder Ballad'' went viral and saw her embarrass a big name on Ireland's Got Talent.Why not join Jim McDonald, Honzie, Greg the Cleaner locked in a pub for Christmas? And the Lickey End Broadcasting Company brings breaking news of Scotch Eggs, untrimmed bushes and dog dirt from England's weirdest village. Plus our new monthly feature Inside and Out in Istanbul with Lisa Morrow gives you a quirky look into living in TurkeyMeanwhile a German graphically deconstructs British food and you can find out how to...2022-12-2049 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastAm I Irish Yet? - Kate KerriganAm I Irish Yet - Yomyulery 1 welcomes author and magazine editor Morag Prunty discussing her Irish identity and romance with a young Take That That as well as sizzling seasonal chat.Liam Neeson is back putting the Cringle back in Christmas with a flirty Vagella Rick-Rocks and Dr. Brutus Himmler determines whether Ray is psychiatologically fit to spend Christmas with humans.Mince pies and Turkey galore all served up with lashings of laughs, Ray's rude magazines and a bit of toe wrestling.#moragprunty #amiirishyet #katekerrigan #psychiatology #drbrutushimmler #liamneeson #worldtoewrestlingfederation #takethat...2022-12-1050 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Importance of Being Ginger: the Godfather of Lickey EndWinter’s on its way but the Blackmilkshake boys are still bringing you the sunshine.Honzie gives some right royal advice to warring brothers,Tom Godfrey talks pantomime, the lads learn about cattle prods and offers they can’t refuse, while Ray’s red-headedness is pushed to the limit in Ginger Corner.#pantomime #istanbul #cattleprods #speechbubbles #williamandharry #psychiatology #lickeyend #godfathersketch #honzie Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-11-1546 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastHalloween Special: Creep It RealGhosts and ghouls galore as Jorma and Ray Creep It Real. See if Ray can avoid incarceration as he undergoes Psychiatological Profiling. Meanwhile DJ Tim Hallam talks about the nostalgia and passion of 12 inches in a sleeve plus you can learn about Liam Neeson's recent summer romance in a major world exclusive interview.Meanwhile check what Gladiator star, Russell Crowe and a Scouse plumber are doing in the Job Centre and find out what Honzie the mystic always thinks about when he looks at the Libra scales.All this and the usual fun...2022-10-1548 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Erection Section - Rhubarb Surprise with a Sexy TV Chef (remastered)In this titillating episode, comedian Bob Hennigan warns of the frustration of trying to pay a fine under the name of Robert and how ADHD has helped his career.Sultry TV chef Vagella Rick-Rocks talks forced rhubarb and gets angry with her pussy, while Ray discusses his most meaningful erection plus all the usual shenanigans and a couple of scoops of intoxication along the way. Good Skills!#Irelandssmallestcomedyclub #erectionsection #ADHD #bobhennigan #celebritychefs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.2022-09-2136 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastWho the hell is Johnny Logan? Deeply embarrassing confessionsThis episode sees the boys narrowly escape a buggering during a cookery lesson. Find out how a slip of the tongue can lead to an involuntary masturbatory confession in Lost In Translation. Coronation Street's favourite drunken Ulsterman gets 'a dig in the bake when he's down' and there's only one solution open to him.South African mystic and agony uncle, Honzie answers your letter and explains how to cope after finding your wife has been stripping on a webcam.Join in the craic and all the usual...2022-08-1936 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastThe Difficult Second Album - One Night In Paris: a Liam Neeson story.In that 'difficult second album', Jorma and Ray return with some consumer advice from Coronation Street's Jim McDonald, Liam Neeson shares his "One Night In Paris" confession, veteran entertainer Leonard Lafferty regales us with tales of Mafiosi Hobbits and Honzie returns with more Horoscope scamming.On top of that, you'll learn what not to call a car in Spain, why Polar Bears are really Irish and Ray Mac does a psychiatology profiling test with guaranteed monkey business#comedyhoroscopes #liamneeson #paris #huddersfieldempire #hobbits #polarbears #onenightinparis #psychiatology #jimmcdonald Hosted on Acast. See acast...2022-06-2732 minTalking Istanbullocks: Comedy PubcastTwo Virgins - Humble BeginningsBlackmilkshake Comedy Pubcast welcomes you a typical night down the local juicer, James Joyce Irish Pub in Istanbul. Sketches, banter, games from Jorma and Ray and a hundred thousand welcomes to you all.Coronation Street's favourite drunken Irishman shows you how to lose a respectable business, Honzie the backpacking South African astronomer reads your horoscopes and we find ourselves Taken Liam Neeson's phone call. while Mossy explains why Longford is the only logical place for a holiday.Grab yourself a chair, pour yourself a drink and listen to the craic between a couple...2022-06-1633 min