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V'Ger Please!The DS9 Season 3 RIP!Gather round friends as Joseph and Peter take a rare opportunity to do an in person episode (sorry about the echo) to deliver on their judgements for Deep Space Nine, Season3! After a often thrilling, deep, and overall fantastic ride - what o we rank at the top? The bottom? What was weak? And who was able to hold their own with Sisko?
2026-01-291h 13V'Ger Please!The Coldest Warriors (Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country)We take a quick detour into our Patreon vaults (due to podcaster illness) and share our review of Joseph's favorite piece of Star Trek media - "The Undiscovered Country"! When the Klingons get a bad case of the Space Chernobyls, we get a film that serves as the true entrypoint of 'realpolitik Trek'. We get Shakespeare quoting bad guys, prison breaks, dramatic space battles, and Cold War political struggles that still work to this day.
2026-01-081h 31
The Drs S&O Podcast: The Power of StoriesThe Power of Stories with Anna JosephIn this episode of Doctors Shuster and Oxley, Anna Joseph shares her journey of reinvention from a talented violinist to a successful mentor and entrepreneur. The conversation explores themes of breaking free from societal expectations, the importance of authenticity in leadership, and the challenges faced by female leaders in the corporate world. Anna emphasizes the significance of long-term thinking and bravery in career choices, encouraging listeners to find their genuine paths.
2025-12-0230 minThe Drs S&O Podcast: The Power of StoriesAnna Joseph taking strength from adversityTrailer #1 for Anna Joseph episode
2025-11-2500 minV'Ger Please!Messiah Complexity (DS9 S3 : E15 "Destiny")That whole bit about Ben Sisko accidentaly becoming Space Jesus comes back around as we get a flavor of the divine in "Destiny". They manage to thread the needle as both Joseph AND Peter walk away happy with a spiritual focused episode while Siko and Kira navigate prophecy. Meanwhile. O'Brian once again lines up a 90's hottie without even trying.
2025-10-091h 10
V'Ger Please!Trek for Normies (Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home)We wrap up our look at the "Genesis Trilogy" as we review the classic "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home"! Joseph defends this light comedy classic, while Peter insists that it's just bad, dated, nonsense slop. Who is right? Listen and find out!
2024-11-211h 01
V'Ger Please!Hasperat Homework (DS9 Prep Episode)Your hosts get ready to complete their PhD in Trek by going back to the classic texts in our official Deep Space Nine prep episode! Joseph and Peter review several key TNG episodes - "The Wounded", "Ensign Ro", "Chain of Command", and "Preemptive Strike" - to refresh themselves on key continuity and characters, and get more than a little lost reminding themselves how great Trek was at it's peak.
2024-05-301h 30
V'Ger Please!Hell is Real ( Event Horizon Review)From our Patreon vault comes a review of one of the most underappreciated sci-fi/horror films ever made and personal favorite of both your hosts - 1997's "Event Horizon"! With Joseph and Peter VERY AWARE of tropes around portals to Hell, we dive deep on a movie with vision and ambition that is sorely missing in today's Hollywood offerings. Please enjoy, and if you like these 'extras', please support us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vgerplease
2024-05-021h 23
V'Ger Please!Interview with Tom Salinsky (Author of "Star Trek: Discovering the TV Series")It turns out Peter and Joseph are *not* the only nerds watching Trek and sharing their thoughts about it online! From across the pond we interview actor and author Tom Salinsky on his new book "Star Trek: Discovering the TV Series", wherein Tom documents his first own Trek thoughts and reviews. We dig deep on all the big questions: How did British people manage to watch Trek back in the day? Is the Motion Picture really that long? And was Captain Jellico right the whole time? Tune in for a great conversation, and buy Tom's book at t...
2024-03-3157 min
Moontower BusinessEpisode 148: Aimee Schuster, CEO of Bandwidth StrategyEpisode 148 features a great conversation with Aimee Schuster, CEO of Bandwidth Strategy. Bandwidth Strategy is a fractional CMO and COO consultancy, to help growth-stage organizations drive the right leads into the funnel that result in closed-won business. Learn more at https://www.bandwidthstrategy.com/
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2023-10-2020 min
V'Ger Please!The Last Second Hail Mary Play (PIC S3 :E1-4)In this year's most unexpected plot twist, Joseph and Peter watch and real time as Terry Matalas saved Star Trek: Picard from it's garbage fate with it's excellent Season 3! In the first of our trilogy of reviews, we cover Episodes 1-4 and revel in the most rare find of all: good NuTrek.
2023-09-282h 24
V'Ger Please!The ENT Season 3 RIP!With the Xindi arc now (mostly) behind us, Peter and Joseph review the season-that-was of Enterprise! Season 3 was a banger as predicted, but what made it work so well? What could be improved? Why did they make 'Extinction'? What was the weakest you-know what? Listen and find out!
2023-09-211h 13
V'Ger Please!Cat Dead, Details Later (Re-Animator Review)Before we arrive at Azati Prime we have one little side-trip into a world where Jeffrey Combs is all you need. That's right, we reviewed the classic horror (?) comedy(!) film "Re-Animator" for our Patrons earlier this year, now available to all! Observe as roles are reversed and Peter gushes endless detail while Joseph is bewildered by everything happening around him.
2023-07-271h 37
V'Ger Please!LeVar Burton Apologized For This (ENT S3 : E3)After hundreds of episodes...did we finally find the worst one of them all? Joseph and Peter explore a whole Delphic Expanse of pain as they review "Extinction'! When Archer turns...into...a ...bird person? Oh God. Oh GOD WHAT IS THIS.
2023-04-1357 min
V'Ger Please!Terminus Systems Legion of Doom (ENT S3 : E1)The gritty reboot era makes itself know as Joseph and Peter review "The Xindi". Armed with a new cheap set with bad lightning, can the NX-01's new XCOM team help rescue Archer - and the show - from the space sewers?
2023-03-301h 17
V'Ger Please!Strangely Good Worlds (ST: SNW S1 Review)Previously a Patreon exclusive, Peter and Joseph discuss a season of 'nuTrek' that didn't immediately have them running for the toilet. Strange New Worlds was...pretty good! Mostly enjoyable! More important to us is why did it take THIS long to make something decent?
2023-03-231h 12
V'Ger Please!Enterprise Season 2 RIP!Peter and Joseph discuss the many, many, many lows of ENT Season 2, what was salvageable, and if any of it was worth it.
2023-03-181h 23
You But BetterMike Sacks: Lover of Women, Fighter of Truckers, Underground Comedy LegendSeph and Lex talk to the elusive humorist, novelist, editor, interviewer, and underground comedy writing legend Mike Sacks."If you don’t know who Mike Sacks is, well, you should. His writing is funnier than just about anyone’s..." - David SedarisMike is the author of the comedy novels Stinker Lets Loose, Randy!, Passable In Pink, Slouchers, and Passing On The Right. His books Stinker Lets Loose and Passable In Pink became Amazon Audible features with all-star casts including Jon Hamm, Andy Richter, Gillian Jacobs, Adam Scott, Rhea Seehorn, and Bob Odenkirk....
2023-01-1745 min
V'Ger Please!Honey Trap Bomb Squad (ENT S2 : E3)It's just two lads talking about disarming some bombs ... but enough about Joseph and Peter, this is an episode about "Minefield". When the NX-01 oopsie doodles into a very confusing trap, Reed finds chit-chatting with Archer so intolerable, he tries to eighty-six himself on the spot. We feel you, bro.
2022-09-291h 04
V'Ger Please!The Dishonor of the D (Star Trek: Generations)Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy our first ever review of an actual TNG production - "Star Trek: Generations". Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter the film is Actually Good, while he fights the hater's fight. Who will win? Listen and find out!
2022-09-081h 22
V'Ger Please!The Enterprise Season 1 RIP!You can cut the sexual tension with a knife as Joseph and Peter provide the Enterprise Season 1 RIP in our first in person recording in years! What is the worst, what is the best, and what new awards do we hand out this time around? Listen and find out!
2022-08-251h 16
V'Ger Please!Shuttlepod Division (ENT S1 : E16)You podcast team faces off as they review "Shuttlepod One"! Will Joseph be able to bring Peter into the light of accepting this stage play style episode as a quality addition of the Enterprise cannon? Or will he persist in complaining about this greatness with his 'facts' and 'logic'? Listen and find out!
2022-06-0959 min
Part 3 - Discussing Star Trek: Enterprise - with Joseph Schuster of 'V'Ger Please'In this multi-part series, I got together with one of the hosts of ‘V’Ger' Please’ to discuss various topics. In this part we get an introduction to Joseph and his style of podcasting, along with what we think of other Star Trek podcasts we both know of. At the moment Joseph and his co-host Peter are reviewing each episode of Star Trek: Enterprise and I have a few thoughts I want to share about this last Rick Berman produced series.This Podpage allows the downloading for any device, any platform - here Show L...
2022-05-1334 min
Big Country's PodcastSome things change. Some never willI talk about the changes I have made. I also ask for my listeners to sponsor and/or subscribe to my channel
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2021-05-0904 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 150 - The Best Bad Option (ST: Lower Decks Review)Previously only available to our Patreon subscribers, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of Season 1 of Lower Decks! Does the fandom power of the best Trek Twitter account combined with Discount Rick and Morty animation actually make for a good show? Turns out the answer is yes....eventually.
2021-05-0648 min
Big Country's PodcastOn my mind.Tune in y'all
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2021-04-3012 minBig Country's PodcastI'm BACK Y'ALLTune in. I MISSED Y'ALL
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2021-03-2902 minBig Country's PodcastMy Controlled ChaosTune in and listen to me sound like I'm just babbling on about everything and anything LOL
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2021-03-2630 minBig Country's PodcastAnnouncementsJust tune in
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2021-03-1705 minBig Country's PodcastSunday MorningYou'll just have to tune in and hear the power of God work through myself and my guest this Sunday morning
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2021-03-1415 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 145 - WorstWorld (S6 : E17)Your podcast heroes face a true test of their friendship as they review the return to Irish Disneyland, "Spirit Folk". With no Australians in sight to help bail them out, can Peter endure the shocking admission that Joseph...kinda liked it?
2021-03-111h 00Big Country's PodcastPolice BootalityReal topics. Great laughter
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2021-03-1013 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 139 - The Hot Irish Coffee Mod (S6 : E11)Your podcast heroes call in help from The Land Down Under to tackle the biggest holodeck turkey of them all – "Fair Haven"! Listen as Joseph and Peter get the assist from Tarran and Mike from Hail and Well Met as they discuss Janeway's modded saves, the disgusting nature of Irish cooking, and the fine art of making your boss a custom boyfriend.
2021-01-281h 14
V'Ger Please!Episode 128 - Never Surrender! (Galaxy Quest Special)Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of the best Trek movie ever made - Galaxy Quest - and the recent 'Never Surrender' documentary. Your podcast heroes discuss the gentle greatness of the film, it's uplifting comment on fandom, and how things have changed since then.
2020-11-051h 05
V'Ger Please!Episode 123 - She's Not All That (S5 : E22)Count how many times Peter sighs in contempt of this week's episode, "Someone To Watch Over Me". Joseph proves himself a sucker for anything remotely associated with My Fair Lady and we spend 20 minutes talking about the most 90's of movies.
2020-09-2459 min
V'Ger Please!Vger Please Episode 119 - Potsie is Jigsaw (S5 :E18)Experience Peter's raw anger in its most pure form as he conveys his feelings about "Course: Oblivion", all while Joseph eats popcorn and reminds him of his pain. Is director Anson Williams the most masochistic Trek person? Did we secretly watch a PG Saw movie? It's painful…but is it great?
2020-08-271h 03
V'Ger Please!Episode 110 - Jeri Taylor's Farewell Fart (S5 : E8)We visit with our least favorite writer/producer one final time as we watch "Nothing Human", which is ANOTHER 'Dr. Space Mengele' rehash. Witness as Joseph and Peter experience a peak Jeri Taylor installment as a good idea is wasted on terrible writing. Farewell Ms. Taylor, we won't miss you!
2020-06-0458 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 107 - Wildman Dissension (S5 : E5)Your podcast heroes are assigned the responsibility of reviewing "Once Upon a Time", creating a house divided. Can Joseph convince Peter that it was worth it to wade through bad child acting and C- effort from Ensign Mom Hair so you could get to some quality Space Cat Freakouts?
2020-05-1450 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 99- Stardate : Sexytime (TNG XXX Parody Review)Previously only for download to our Patron supporters, we present the best episode we have ever done - the review of the fantastic TNG XXX Parody! Listen with reverence as Peter and Joseph marvel at the plot continuity, acting chops, and formulaic nature of 20 minute sex scenes.
2020-03-121h 24
V'Ger Please!Episode 98 - Space Dos Equis Man (PICARD S1 : E6)Your podcast heroes finally cash it in and head back to the Delta Quadrant - but not before Picard spits out one more C- entry for them to digest! Joseph and Peter discuss Borg OSHA violations, Rios being The Most Spanish, and the best Voyager callback of them all.
2020-03-041h 12
V'Ger Please!Episode 95 - Pro Tip-Expect Heavy Hate (PICARD S1 : E3)How much can a single nerd yell? Find out this week with your podcast heroes as Joseph loses his cool and Peter regrets all his choices that led him to this moment. We promise you one thing though - this podcast is assured to be better than Michelle Hurd's acting!
2020-02-1257 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 94 - F8 Brought Us Together (PICARD S1 : E2)Hope turns to pain and joy turns to misery as your podcast heroes tackle "Maps and Legends". Watch as Joseph and Peter slog through a terrible hour of Romulan Very Special Forces technobable, Admiral Grandma saying bad words, and enough bad writing to shake a Kurtzman at.
2020-02-051h 19
V'Ger Please!Episode 90 - Chuck's Forgetful Lady (S4 : E22)Your podcast heroes run up against the budget-friendly adventures of "Visa a Vi", a love story so forgetful, the characters can't even remember it! Charles O'Tay has smitten a handsome, elflike alien who thirsts for First Officer D. Can Joseph and Peter remember this one long enough to record a full hour?
2020-01-1654 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 89 - Space Jesus Science Hour (S4 : E21)Another day, another Season 4 episode where your podcast heroes cope with an underbaked premise and way too much Seven of Nine. Will Joseph get sucked in to defending it because of some ham-handed god talk? Listen and find out!
2020-01-091h 17
V'Ger Please!Episode 88 - Choking is a Two Way Street (S4 : E20)Voyager engages in it's favorite fetish as Joseph and Peter review "Vis a Vi"! Wrap your hands around this engaging episode about body swaps and finding happiness in your life, while the Voyager writers strangle the life out of the premise with a rushed ending. In the end, does it gasp for life or is all the fun strangled out of it?
2019-12-261h 08
V'Ger Please!Episode 87 - Space Pipe Uber Alles (S4 : E19)Your podcast heroes wrap up "The Killing Game" with the most underbaked second half in Voyager's history. Listen as Joseph and Peter try desperately to fill time after they run out of things to say about an episode that is just an excuse for Klingons to fight Nazis.
2019-12-1955 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 86 - Hirogen LARP Enthusiasts (S4 : E18)Your podcast heroes settle into some comfortable ideas when they discuss "Killing Game, Part 1", the episode about Hirogen's taking their role-playing just a touch too far. Join Joseph and Peter as they discuss who might have cheated points onto their character sheet!
2019-12-121h 03
V'Ger Please!Episode 73 - Going Native (S4 : E4)The world's least effective terrorist/passible first officer gets dropped into the middle of a discount Predator knock-off in "Nemesis". Listen as Joseph attempt to copy the episode's premise by inciting a homicidal rage in Peter by speaking as much as possible in sing song-y alien pig latin! If this is our last episode, now you know why.
2019-08-221h 01
V'Ger Please!Episode 72 - Two Big Reasons (S4 : E3)Your podcast heroes end up discussing some huge tracks of land after the Voyager writers give us very little choice with "Day of Honor". Forced to deal with an episode with equal parts bad Tom/B'Elanna melodrama and gratuitous Jeri Ryan booty shots, Joseph and Peter do the only sane thing...they start discussing which each character's Saved by the Bell parallel is.
2019-08-151h 04
V'Ger Please!Episode 71 - Kes Unlocks Ultra Instinct (S4 : E2)Your podcast heroes stand at attention and provide Kes a hearty salute as they watch "The Gift". It has nothing on choose your own adventure coworker murder simulators, but Joseph and Peter do everything they can to breakdown the Mayfly Space Elf's rise to scouter breaking power levels. Want to play Jack's awesome game? Try it here: https://dhakajack.itch.io/harrys-run?fbclid=IwAR1r7Y1wKyGtrUSTczVNdDWsWjczYEVyusqPrd729g1ql-x2NmkyTDJS5K0 Many thanks to Noelle for her shoutout as well: https://noellevivante.podbean.com/e/star-trek-voyager-podcasts/?fbclid=IwAR21v_BjaX95DBa0Vl7iDFEL0wPabhchQ2vPua2...
2019-08-081h 11
V'Ger Please!Episode 70 - The Drizzt Effect (S4 : E1)The hateful journey launches into Season 4 of Voyager as Joseph and Peter review "Scorpion, Part 2"! Will the Bad CGI Meanies continue to mildly annoy our heroes? Will Janeway's genocidal choices ever be justified? Are they really going to have Seven of Nine's intro be a WWE ring entrance?
2019-08-011h 12
V'Ger Please!V'Ger Please Season 3 RIPJoseph and Peter break down the best and the worst of Season 3 of Star Trek: Voyager! What was the worst episode? The best? Who will take home the most coveted awards of the year?
2019-07-251h 14
City Church HoustonSelf Control: JosephJoseph uses his power to care for other people, and he looks outside of himself to find self control in the midst of temptation. In temptation, the aim is not curbing sexual desires, but reorienting our desires. Jesus is the sustaining presence in those trials and in adversity. Through Christ’s adversity, he makes possible the privilege of belonging to him until the end of our days.
2019-07-1432 min
City Church HoustonSelf Control: Joseph Joseph uses his power to care for other people, and he looks outside of himself to find self control in the midst of temptation. In temptation, the aim is not curbing sexual desires, but reorienting our desires. Jesus is the sustaining presence in those trials and in adversity. Through Christ’s adversity, he makes possible the privilege of belonging to him until the end of our days.
2019-07-1432 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 67 - Coworker Murder Simulator 2373 (S3 : E25)Your podcast heroes confront their own origin story as they enjoy "Worst Case Scenario", perhaps the most meta episode Voyager ever provides. Joseph and Peter celebrate the return of the Queen herself and discuss the implication of playing holodeck video games where you commit treason and kill your friends.
2019-07-051h 15
V'Ger Please!Episode 64 - Getting Vulky With It (S3 : E22)Deep takes on Better Call Saul casting synergy and Vulcan racial slurs abound as Joseph and Peter tackle "Real Life". Can the EMH's version of Space My Three Sons recover from B'Elanna turning it into weapons grade tragedy porn? Emotional devastation strikes both your podcast heroes as they determine the depth of holographic suffering.
2019-06-131h 17
V'Ger Please!Episode 62 - The Booby Trap (S3 : E20)Can any Starfleet technology overcome the raw power of Harry Kim's raw sexual energy? Most certainly the answer is 'no' as Joseph and Peter tackle "Favorite Son". Witness a plotline as old as literature itself – evil female temptresses – enhanced by space trucker crank, more Better Call Saul actors, and Harry Kim managing to drag his mother into his alien sex dreams.
2019-05-301h 13
V'Ger Please!Episode 61 - Spider-Tuvok (S3 : E19)Your podcast heroes watch the most oddly compelling elevator ride in history as they watch "Rise". In the second part of the so-called 'Trilogy of Terror', Joseph and Peter cope with the odd sensation that…uh…this is actually good? Is it because the ripped the plot off of Starship Troopers? Do we have Snarf Snarf Stockholm Syndrome? What is going on?
2019-05-231h 07
V'Ger Please!V'Ger Please Mess Hall #3Listen as Joseph and Peter talk Voyager Season 3 thus far, general Trek topics, and take audience questions!
2019-05-021h 15
V'Ger Please!Episode 59 - Don't Drink the Kube-Aid (S3 : E17)This week's installment bring Joseph and Peter to "Unity", an episode about the nicest cult/neighborhood watch council this side of the Nekrid Expanse! With Chakotay take the sexytime Borg Scientology bait? Will Careless Whisper Saxophone continue to haunt Peter's nightmares?
2019-04-261h 16
V'Ger Please!Episode 58 - Star Treksploitation (S3 : E16)True alien lust is in the air as your podcast heroes review "Blood Fever", yet another episode that required Roxann Dawson to act both sweaty and horny. The episode itself had its ups and downs, but can Peter survive the 'special enhancements' Joseph brought for the occasion?
2019-04-181h 06
V'Ger Please!Episode 57 - You're Not My Real Dad! (S3: E15)Observe as your podcast heroes digest the impossible enigma that is "Coda", an episode so confused that it needs its own episode of Unsolved Mysteries to explain it's existence. Can Joseph save Peter from his terrible opinion and convince him it's total garbage? Listen and find out!
2019-04-1148 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 55 - Of Space Cats and Men (S3 : E13)Joyful laughter fill your airways as your podcast heroes dig into "Fair Trade", the most unexpectedly good Snarf Snarf episode you could ever hope for. Everyone's favorite filthy space cat gets caught up in his old criminal ways when a figure from his past gets him caught up in dealing Space Meth, and Joseph and Peter explore a Voyager installment that represents the promise of the show we rarely get.
2019-03-071h 11
V'Ger Please!Episode 53 - Civil Bore (S3: E11)At last, your podcast heroes have found it – the very worst episode of Voyager (so far). Listen as Joseph and Peter lament the existence of "The Q and the Grey", an episode replete with cartoon character level depth for a race of eternal, near-omnipotent beings. Don't you love Space Loki reduced to getting clowned by Tom Paris?
2019-02-2152 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 51 - Looper Please (S3: E9)Join your podcast heroes as they struggle to digest "Future's End, Part 2". Tuvok makes suspicious dietary choices, the show's worst villain to date somehow gets even more boring, and Joseph and Peter wind up arguing about an unrelated 2012 sci-fi movie for half the podcast run time. Witness us deal with an episode so lame, even Sarah Silverman's abs workout regimen couldn't save it!
2019-02-071h 07
V'Ger Please!Episode 50 - Way of the Phaser (S3 : E8)Your podcast heroes see Voyager's bridge crew fail at basic temporal crisis management as they blunder into one crisis after the next to stop Generic Evil Bill Gates. Will a plucky, pre-famous Sarah Silverman (yes, really) be able to save the day? Strap yourself as Joseph and Peter review the most 90's episode of Voyager that ever was!
2019-01-241h 14
V'Ger Please!Episode 47 - Underboob For Days (S3 : E5)Start your New Year off on the right foot and listen to Joseph and Peter tackle 'False Profits' ! Your podcast heroes dissect the most unlikely of sequel episodes, packed to the brim with two Ferengi jabronis running the hottest of game all up in Voyager's business. Are these two D-list antagonists really going to screw up a direct wormhole home with their 6th grade level buffoonery?
2019-01-031h 00
V'Ger Please!Episode 46 - Runnin' For The County Line (S3 : E4)Those Podcast Boys are at it again as they review "The Swarm"! Joseph and Peter enjoy a doctor recommended 'Doctor Episode', complete with solid Picardo performance(s) while trying to fend off a terrible B-plot of the Voyager coyotes trying to beat the border patrol. Is Robby P a good enough actor to play two roles AND save the rest of the episode from Janeway's Bad Idea Express? You know he is!
2018-12-271h 07
V'Ger Please!Episode 45 - The Prison Shank OlympicsHarry Kim has some HBO level adventures as Joseph and Peter review 'The Chute', Voyager's holiday season apology for subjecting us to such garbage the last few weeks. Wonder how all these stabbings got by the network sensors as your podcast heroes question if this episode might have been enhanced by Solid Suder bringing Pipe Justice to Hobo Prison.
2018-12-201h 00
V'Ger Please!Episode 44 - LARPing With Captain SuluThis week we take a trip down the memory lane that no one wanted! Joseph seethes and Peter snarks as they review "Flashback", an episode that taught Joseph the true meaning of disappointment. I really hope you guys like a lot of talk about the C-plot from a movie from 1991!
2018-12-1355 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 43 - Metal Gear Suder 2: Pipes of the Patriots (S3: E1)A Star Trek: Voyager podcast to surpass Metal Gear?!?! It's true folks, Joseph and Peter are back with Season 3! Does this secret mission through Trek's most unloved child meet with a strong start, or does the writing staff trip the very first alarm at the helipad? It's not like the producers would kill off the two best storylines they had going in the very first episode…right…RIGHT?
2018-12-061h 26
V'Ger Please!Episode 42 - Let's Do The Transwarp! (S2: E15)Your podcast heroes finally confront Voyager's most infamous entry – an episode consider so bad, scientific papers have been written about it – "Threshold" . Come join Joseph and Peter as the journey through Bad Boy Tom's adventure through breaking physics, terrible sick bay protocol, Snarf Snarf's inspirational feats, and the best genre breaking fan fiction we could come up with to explain the absolutely insane ending. But is it truly the worst episode of Star Trek ever made? Well…about that…
2018-11-291h 33
V'Ger Please!Vger Please Season 2 RIP Livestream!Listen in as Joseph and Peter reflect on the season-that-was and hand out their 'awards'. What were the worst civilian outfits? What about the OSHA Medal of Valor? Listen and find out!
2018-11-161h 14
V'Ger Please!Episode 41 - Metal Gear Suder (S2 : E26)At long last, Joseph and Peter (almost) finish Season 2 of Voyager. Chakotay has baby daddy issues and Janeway volunteers the ship to fall into ALL the traps! Does the Queen reign supreme? Are we going to get Tactical Espionage Action from Murder Lon? Hide the children AND the pipes, it's time for a cliffhanger!
2018-11-081h 20
V'Ger Please!Episode 40 - Lame House on the Prairie (S2 :E25)Witness as Joseph and Peter discuss "Resolutions", an episode featuring the Tuvok's civilian clothes straight from Outworld, Commander Neckbeard attempting to impress his m'lady, and lots of Ensign Kim whining. Does 25 seconds of cool space combat make up for all of it? Listen and find out!
2018-11-0158 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 38 - Chuck McGill and the Space JuggalosThe episode that launched a thousand memes is upon Joseph and Peter as the try to comprehend the impossible. How many ICP jokes is too many? How is it that "Better Call Saul's" best actor is in this? What 90's song does the mind dungeon sex party remind YOU of? Why is this episode even happening?
2018-10-181h 03
V'Ger Please!Episode 37 -Tuvok In Charge (S2: E22)You can learn a lot from television! Life lessons about parenting, bad yodeling, terrible 'high speed' chases, the list is endless. This week, Joseph and Peter learned not to watch "Innocence" unless you want to see some buster-ass space Charles in Charge featuring the only character that can make babysitting on an alien planet fucking boring as hell.
2018-10-1150 min
V'Ger Please!Episode 35 - Murder Cat: First Blood (S2: E20)The Delta Quadrant's most unlikely detective journalist is on the case this week as Joseph and Peter wade through "Investigations". Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter he has Voyager Stockholm Syndrome as Peter attempts to defend an episode with Hanna Barbara level villainy, Harry Kim's filthy lies, and fight sequence featuring the deadliest pipes in the universe.
2018-09-271h 12
V'Ger Please!Do Holograms Dream of Electric Sheep? (S2: E19)Your podcast heroes stabilize their journey through the Delta Quadrant with the best possible medicine – the EMH episode. Joseph and Peter squeeze in their jokes between thought provoking and emotional scenes. Does Robert Picardo go for gold? You already know the answer!
2018-09-201h 16
V'Ger Please!V'Ger Please Livestream -Trek Deep DivesBonus content from Joseph and Peter as they discuss Voyager/Trek topic ranging from how badly written the Prime Directive is to the dark rabbit hole of erotic Trek Fan Fiction!
2018-09-181h 04
V'Ger Please!Space Dahmer's Brain AIDS (S2 : E16)It's Bad Decision Day on Voyager as your podcast heroes review "Meld"! Joseph and Peter meander through revelations of a legit serial killer in space, Vulcans knowing kung fu (and saying hurtful things), and Commander No Fun breaking up Big Tom's gambling ring. One thing is for sure though - Tuvok didn't have a flowchart when he needed it the most.
2018-08-301h 16
V'Ger Please!The Stripper Puzzlebox (S2:E14)Your podcast heroes get all the K-mart Klingon backstory and all at once as they grapple with "Alliances". As Joseph and Peter wade through a densely packed 44 minutes of skeezy Kazon bars, Burn Queen interludes, and shifty Maquis coworkers they ask the most critical question of all...where was New Jack Neelix when you needed him most?
2018-08-231h 14
V'Ger Please!Long Burn The QueenYour podcast heroes enjoy a winning streak with two quality Voyager episodes in a row, thanks to the reappearance of The Queen Herself! Joseph and Peter revel with their hateful kindred spirit as Seska manages to do the impossible by making both K-Mart Klingon diplomacy and Chakotay backstory info interesting and entertaining. Can this quality continue? Probably not, but we will enjoy it while it lasts.
2018-08-021h 14
V'Ger Please!Cult of Sussudio (S2 : E10)A welcome return to joy and sanity comes at the hands of an all-too-rare quality episode of Voyager! Joseph and Peter give you a jumbo sized episode filed with their takes on "Cold Fire", a solid reminder of how good the show can be when it delivers on its premise effectively. Are you in the mood for an hour and a half of funny Trek analysis combined with the most unlikely of Phil Collins references? I hope so, because that is what you are getting!
2018-07-261h 26
V'Ger Please!Keep Your Backstory To Yourself (S2: E9)The tell-tale flute of doom stalks your podcast heroes as they confront the darkest foe of all – the Chakotay backstory episode. Can you keep a straight face as Joseph and Peter confront the grim reality that comes with terrible performances, atrocious makeup, and writing so bad that the phrase 'rubber tree people' gets used multiple times? At least we get to watch Snarf Snarf get beat up by a hawk, right? Please make it stop.
2018-07-191h 08
V'Ger Please!Make Out Point (S2: E8)This week, your podcast heroes encounter a Voyager episode that tries to be half Space Madness, half an episode of Ryan's Hope and try to understand if it was decent or not. Joseph is convinced "Persistence of Vision" was bad, with its Terrible Janeway Decisions and an underwritten soap opera plot, but Peter is so desperate for a quality episode he tries to defend it! Has Peter finally gotten Voyager Stockholm Syndrome? One thing is for sure – this is the episode to watch for a lot of sweet stage kissing action.
2018-07-121h 10
V'Ger Please!Scary Places in Cyberspace (S2:E3)After weeks of suffering, Jonathan Frakes swoops in to deliver onto your podcast heroes a desperately needed respite! In what is unabashedly the best episode of VOY they have seen to date, Joseph and Peter take a nerdy deep dive into The EMH's adventures with everyone's favorite socially awkward TNG side character. Don't worry though – Peter still manages to find a way to share some disturbing information he once found on 4chan.
2018-05-311h 02
V'Ger Please!Wasting Away In The Frozen Food AisleYour podcast heroes get off of to a terrible start on Season Two, suffering through the bizarre "The 37's". In an adventure even Tackleberry couldn't save, Joseph and Peter witness a mish-mash of weird ideas crafted into a true disaster that eclipses all that came before it. What was wrong with the writers on this show? What is wrong with us for still doing this? Come join us for a journey where the haunting reality of another 140 episodes of Voyager never felt more crushing!
2018-05-171h 03
V'Ger Please!RIP Season One - A V'Ger Please LivestreamJoin your podcast heroes as they reflect on the season-that-was in this replay of our RIP Season One livestream special! Joseph and Peter hand out their end of season 'awards', answer questions from the audience, and otherwise belittle each other's opinions. Are you tired of Joseph defending "Emanations"? Then you really shouldn't listen to this!
2018-05-101h 31
V'Ger Please!Episode 14 – Sorry Not Sorry I Killed Your WorldThe dreaded 'Snarf Snarf episode' plagues your podcast heroes this week as the impresario of the Space Hobo Kitchen deals with a potentially deadly illness and Joseph and Peter are forced to watch. Surprisingly great performances ensue, but can the writers pull off a heavy episode filled with real world allegories, PTSD, weapons of mass destruction, and the ever-present specter of death? Sadly, you already know the answer.
2018-04-2657 min
V'Ger Please!Vidiian ApologeticsThe Voyager makeup department clocks some serious OT as the Vidiians rear their rotting heads this week and Peter and Joseph analyze "Faces". Are the Vidiians a subtly written race of intriguingly limited-yet-evil villans or a bunch of dumb, badly written neckbeards? One thing is for sure though - this is an episode where we ALL do it for the nookie.
2018-04-191h 12
V'Ger Please!Vlad Goldblum and the SkeeviansOnce again your podcast heroes stand divided – but now the tables have turned! Peter calls "Prime Factors" the best episode he has seen so far, but is his love of personal horror blinding him to the weird sex criminal aliens (led by Jeff Goldblum's eastern European cousin) , another obnoxious alien wardrobe, and weak Janeway writing? Can Joseph convince him to see the error of his ways? One thing is for sure though – Harry Kim is never going to get laid in the Delta Quadrant at this rate.
2018-03-221h 15
V'Ger Please!Point/CounterpointIn a V'Ger Please first, Joseph and Peter stand on opposite sides on this week's episode! Was "Emanations" a flawed but still thoughtful episode on faith, or was it terrible schlock garbage that failed to provide the spider monster dungeon crawl is so desperately needed? Two podcasters enter, but only one can leave…keep your Federation Raise Dead scrolls handy for this battle royale!
2018-03-151h 09
V'Ger Please!Spoiled Meat Ninja TurdlesMuch to the regret of your podcast heroes, this week Voyager returned to terrible, terrible form! Listen as Joseph and Peter slog through a miserable attempt at film noir that manages to be the worst kind of bad…painfully boring. Don't worry though; we set a record for curse words by simply trying to describe this week's poorly designed alien races! Come as we enjoy an episode even LaVar Burton couldn't save.
2018-03-081h 07
V'Ger Please!Eye of the FeelsIn the nick of time, your podcast heroes get a reprieve with a quality episode to review! Watch as they are amazed by good story structure, excellent performances, and narrative tension! As the hate gets dialed down for a week, Joseph and Peter replace it with long discussions about artificial intelligence, holodeck technology, and the latest in Peter's Replicator Plot Hole Saga.
2018-03-021h 20