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Your Artificial FriendsHonkin' & Blowin'There's no denying it -- the boys are clearly starting to get into the spirit of the holidays. Listen as Josh and Larry open their special Christmas sweaters funded by a gift from listener David, and Andy enumerates all the toys that Children's Hospital will receive from the remaining funds. Plus we get to your YAF Line calls at 626-657-6428, and your YAF Sack emails at YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com. Just two more episodes after this, y'all!2021-12-161h 00Your Artificial FriendsTyphus? Damn Near Killed Us.It was a tough week, what with one of our kids contracting what sounds like a 19th century plague, and Larry and Josh's families getting booster shots. But we are undeterred, once again bringing you a smorgasbord of titillating content. From wild turkeys to shitty xmas movies, we run the gamut. Plus your YAF Line calls at 626-657-6248 and YAF Sack emails at YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com. Just a few more of these babies to go...2021-12-091h 08Your Artificial FriendsSqueakin' & Fartin'It's our annual spook-tacular! Happy Halloween, artificial friends. We examine some ghoulishly good Halloween songs in this timely podcast, share some YAF Crap with each other, take your YAF Line calls at 626-657-6428, and scheme up crafty ways to catch a mouse in Larry's house. It's almost enough fun to wake the dead.2021-10-281h 01
Your Artificial FriendsHot Pie TalkLike bumblebees shouldn't be able to fly, the sheer fact that this podcast episode was recorded is a true miracle of nature. Larry braves some entertaining technical difficulties. Josh watches too much ESPN4. Andy professes his love to Larry's pie. Plus your YAF Line calls at (626) 657-6428 [O AMOK PM HAT] and your YAF Sack emails at YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com. 2021-08-121h 06Your Artificial FriendsGoodbye, Ugly!Josh has a life-changing experience in his father's bathroom. Andy & Larry share their birthday exploits. Motor oil bonfires. Garlic balogna. Plus your YAF Line calls at (626) 657-6428, and YAF Sack emails at YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com. Good times!2021-08-051h 03Your Artificial FriendsDemolition DerbyToday, Andy & Larry exchange heartfelt birthday sentiments. The boys discuss real (and fake) auto racing to their satisfaction. Josh has more white trash cooking tips. We also get to your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails. Climb inside, y'all! And stick around 'til Josh gags. 2021-07-2947 minYour Artificial FriendsBig Digital AttackHow long have we been doing this? And we just now get our first sponsor?? Well, they don't know they're our sponsor, but we're still happy to have them. Plus, a new DIY project: Fencegate is in progress. Larry's feeling Mercury's poisoning these days. And, we get to your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails. If you listen to only one podcast today, make it Carolla's. But, if you listen to 400-500 podcasts, slot this one in somewhere. 2021-06-1752 minYour Artificial FriendsBig Hearts and Tiny GuttersAndy finds a way to connect one-on-one with his six-year-old daughter, and Josh and Larry put the bow on top. The boys talk about their (now moot) expectations for The Big Game at the End of the Year. And, for your Valentine's Day, the best -- and most ill-advised -- love choons of all time. That, plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack inquiries. Join us!2021-02-111h 10
Your Artificial FriendsTwilight SedationUs boys really yak it up this week with a supersize episode! We take your YAF Line calls, read mail from the YAF Sack, and contemplate the matters of the day. Andy recounts his colonoscopy experience, Josh accidentally asks about his gutters, and Larry gets his mouth washed out with a loaf of soap. Pull up a chair, there.2021-02-041h 11Your Artificial FriendsA Kick in the Year EndIt's the final podcast of an unforgettable year. Josh, Larry & Andy wax philosophical about the year that was 2020, and their hopes and dreams for the year that will be 2021. We talk about the joy of cheese, the perfect frying pan, weighted blankets, and what you crave most of all: a gutter update. Plus your calls and emails. Happy New Year, errybody!2020-12-311h 00Your Artificial FriendsLarry Has A Small SmokerHappy Thanksgiving, YAFfers! How better to celebrate the special, solemn mood of this quiet holiday than... to announce our favorite TV theme songs of all time?! That's what we do today, along with telling meandering stories, mumbling grievances and complaints, and laughing at our own navels. Plus your YAF Line calls and more! Dig in. Gobble, gobble!2020-11-261h 08Your Artificial FriendsThe Nut 'GraphWe learn today that Andy knows some things. And that he doesn't know other things. We talk civility and conspiracies. We make Josh gag. It's many of the things you love us for, and some you don't. Plus we take your YAF Line calls, and Larry reads one of your YAF Bag letters. Thanks for checking in with Your Artificial Friends!2020-11-1959 minYour Artificial FriendsSlap You Right in the CPAPWrapping up 3 years of this nonsense! Why do we keep doing it? The money. Today, Andy, Larry and Josh chat about packing on the Quarantine 15, the perfect mattress, your emails at YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com, and your phone calls on the YAF Line.2020-10-1557 minYour Artificial FriendsDirty Lousy GuysHey! We finally got an email address! Like, eight years in. But it's not what we say in the podcast -- it's YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com. Oh! And Larry has a story that will send shivers down your spine. It's about his grooming habits. Kidding! We don't do them much better than this, so you might as well try listening now.2020-10-011h 00Your Artificial FriendsThe Bro NodDoes making Josh retch ever get old? No, it does not. But that's not even Josh's high water mark this week. We also get his opinion on Andy's drop rod and other recent home improvements, and a car wash story you'll love. All this AND your YAF Line calls on this episode. Please enjoy. 2020-09-171h 01Your Artificial FriendsBetrayal.For nearly three years, the guys have pretended to not care about Andy's DIY exploits. Today, we find out the real truth about Larry and Josh. And it hurts. A lot. Plus, kittens, cupping and calls on the YAF Line. Join in.2020-08-2757 minYour Artificial FriendsJust Whack ItWelcome back! Wait -- you never left; we left. Well then, welcome us back by pulling up a chair and having a listen. So much to talk about, like Josh's tech makeover, Andy's new myst-ery project, cajons, and calling bullshit on Poltergeist. Plus a fun musical segment, your YAF Line phone calls, and even a name-check of Bella Abzug. What more could you possibly want?2020-08-201h 08Your Artificial FriendsThe Pork Butt BurglarJudging by the episode title, we musta had a bumper crop of possible episode names; and, that must mean we had a good time. We did! With no one on assignment! Sam Farmer puts down his tongs just long enough to check in about all things smokey and football. Andy makes sure we don't miss a single detail of his DIY campaigns. Josh regales us with a herk story for the ages. And Larry catches a bad case of smoker fever. Just the description reads like poetry, so imagine what the spoken word will do to your eardrums. Last 'cast before s...2020-07-3059 minYour Artificial FriendsLarry Did Something HandyHey! Look who's talking home improvement -- and it's not Andy or Josh! Plus, Josh gets grossed out and starts to heave. Are you sold yet? The guys also talk go-to hot sauce, designer cocktails, and girly bicycles. Miss it at your peril.2020-06-2554 minYour Artificial FriendsThe YipsIn this episode, Andy admits to past transgressions against Josh that could have ended up in a court of law. Larry and Josh stand agog that Andy has actually memorized something. And all three fathers outline their expectations for Fathers Day weekend. Plus YAF Line calls. Pull up a stool, my artificial friend. 2020-06-1849 minYour Artificial FriendsSad Trombone GuyWow, you have no idea how close this episode came to not being recorded. And if it wasn't, you'd never hear about Sam's experience at the NFL draft, or Larry's favorite albums, or Andy's words of shed wisdom. But fate shined upon you, my friend. Don't squander that grace. Listen to this podcast. And listen well. The universe demands it.2020-05-071h 07Your Artificial Friends100% Shorts!Welcome into our inside joke of a podcast, friends. You won't want to miss Larry's "big boy pants" song, Andy's hillbilly swimming pool, and Josh's mystery dog problem. Plus your incoherent YAF Line calls. Let's face it: This remote podcasting is a hash; but, it's our hash. So dig in.2020-04-3046 minYour Artificial FriendsSkunk Juice Is FlammableWhat?! No "On Assignment" stamps on anybody's face in the podcast image? Yep, that's right. It's a reunion... of sorts, with all four YAFfers joining in remotely from wherever. We talk the NFL draft with Sam Farmer, we talk radio groupies with Larry Morgan, we talk skunk encounters with Andy Chanley, and we talk playing music to an empty bar with Josh Fleeger. Plus your YAF calls at O-AMOK-PM-HAT. Polish your listening ears and press play.2020-04-2359 minYour Artificial FriendsAnd In Her Mouth An AmethystIn what might be the very worst audio quality so far -- and you know that's saying something -- Andy, Josh and Larry talk about the sobering power of crystals, Easter feasts, the joy of a nap, your YAF Line calls, and so much more. Come join us in our small talk nirvana. 2020-04-1657 minYour Artificial FriendsSkyperactivityIt's a pain in the dick, but we're slowly finding a way to do this podcast while in three or more different zip codes. But our dick pain is your gain. I think. Join Andy, Josh and Larry as they talk quarantine cooking, Tiger King, and deep cleaning. Plus your YAF calls. Join in!2020-04-0251 min
Your Artificial FriendsCOVID Is A SickIt's a bona fide Christmas miracle that this podcast episode exists at all. Larry was 250 miles away with no internet, and Josh was five miles away, but sounded like he's on Neptune. Long story short, this coronavirus is playing hell with our podcasting mojo. But, if you can tolerate some shitty sound quality (and you've proven that you can), here's a little distraction from your virtual, artificial friends. Be well.2020-03-2635 minYour Artificial FriendsDon't Gom This UpIn a simpler time, before the world was stricken by Covid-19 hysteria, Andy and Josh sat down to wax philosophical about The Match Game, latch-key kids, illegal fireworks, and Sam McCool's Pittsburgh-ese. Plus your YAF calls. Oh, and be careful to not choke on the choke. 2020-03-1250 minYour Artificial FriendsThe Second-Hand Smoke of StupidTalk about clutching defeat from the jaws of success... Andy and Josh realize pretty quickly that they forgot to press record. And the animal husbandry that ensues is one for the ages. Two words, people: Cough alert. If you make it through this whole Fellini episode, you deserve a spirit button . 2020-02-271h 14Your Artificial FriendsWish In One Hand...Hi! This week we've (almost) fixed our distortion issue; but, you won't even care because there's so much here to love. First, we talk about the Big Game at the End of the Year, vegan wings and whipping children. And, of course, we get to your YAF Line calls. But the star of this show is Larry's son Alex who puts more energy into this podcast in 20 seconds than we have in two years. Plus Yinz-isms! Don't miss out. 2020-02-1350 min
Your Artificial FriendsA Portion Has DistortionCripes. Here we go again -- we've experienced technical difficulties with our switchover to a new recording interface. Somehow, somewhere, the signal got distorted to hell and back. I'm pretty hanked off about it, and will probably remove this podcast sometime soon; but you, the public, deserve to know the truth... or hear Larry's dad jokes, as the case may be. So, listen. Or don't. I couldn't say I blame you.2020-02-061h 00Your Artificial FriendsOw, My Sides.Josh lives! Andy and the recuperating Josh catch up on a month's worth of life, including Josh's brush with the bubonic plague, an update on Andy's rat saga, fast-driving wives, and ever so much more. Oh, and did I mention that it's a beer episode? Mmm-hmm.2020-01-301h 11
Your Artificial FriendsI Like It Deep and FluffyWell, crap, Yaf-Crappers. Sometimes the week gets away from you. But, lo! Behold! A new YAF episode has come your way just under the wire of week's end. This week, Andy and Larry peel silent fruit, talk about the cinema, and consider the eccentricities and particular sets of skill of all radio engineers. Plus your YAF calls! Happy weekend pod listening!2020-01-251h 00Your Artificial FriendsMy Lips Are NummyIt's a Christmas miracle! The boys have gotten together just for your yuletide enjoyment -- whatever the hell yule is. So pull on your matching fam-jams, fuzzy slippers and shawl, and get some glad tidings of the season. Andy, Josh, Larry make it in, and special guest Aaron brings the rum. Happy Chrissum!2019-12-251h 05
Your Artificial FriendsOld Goo and Funky MiddlesAndy and Josh convene for a YAF-yak that includes So-Cal weather, rats, Christmas, Christmas candy, and all the things that make you smile. Oh, and there are your YAF Line calls, as well. It's a December episode that will warm your cockles. 2019-12-1244 minYour Artificial FriendsGiving Thanks for Johnny CakesHappy THANKSgiving, everybody! Andy, Josh and Larry dig into turkey day traditions, crapping in the woods, and your beloved YAF Line calls. Hold onto your giblets and get to listenin', pilgrim.2019-11-2852 minYour Artificial FriendsTalk..... To Ya LaterFrickin' Mercury. Do you hear the static in the first five seconds of this podcast? I checked three times and it's not on the original -- it's ghost static. Hey!! Ghost Static is a great band name! Anyhoo... oh, yeah... welcome to this week's podcast with Andy and Larry. Lots of your YAF Line calls, some existential radio talk, a bit of movie chat, and a whole heap of brotherly aggression. Enjoy a rare "same-day" podcast, y'all!2019-11-2239 minYour Artificial FriendsThe Meat In An Old People SandwichAndy parties with Josh's boss, tries to get Josh to gag, and contemplates the end of innocence. Josh challenges the validity of sparkling water, laments encouraging his child to play an instrument, and confesses his childhood Christmas sins. It's a real soul searching episode today, friends, complete with your YAF Line phoners. Join us!2019-11-1453 minYour Artificial FriendsMy First Fist PuppetFinally a quorum! Andy, Josh and Larry convene, and welcome in Larry's progeny, Alex, for a fun foray onto the docket of Food Court. Special appearance by Fisty the Lion, plus YAF Line calls, and all sorts of tomfoolery. Happy Halloween, errybody!2019-10-3154 minYour Artificial FriendsLandfill of Cow AssholesWell, by now, you know that we like to cover a wide array of topics; and this episode doesn't disappoint. Andy, Josh (and a near-appearance from Larry) is replete with musings on processed meat by-products, James Brown, local carnivals, and heaps more. Plus, another scintillating installment of Food Court, and all your YAF Line calls. Start listenin'!2019-10-2452 minYour Artificial FriendsTube of GooIf a crab gavel is a cravel, what's a crab hammer? Today's the day you find out! This YAF episode has The Food Court, The YAF Line, and Josh gets a line on a new type of food... or goo, as it may be. Come on in and get some goo on ya. 2019-10-1759 minYour Artificial FriendsJust the Right Amount of StupidIt's quite the impressive panoply of topics today, including 1980s TV shows, Kirkland liquor, and Instant Pot risotto. There's also a heapin' helpin' of YAF Line fun, plus a Josh dry-heave thrown in for shiggles. Oh! And the first installment of Food Court! Tuck a napkin in your collar and belly up to the table!2019-10-1052 minYour Artificial FriendsOur Gritty ToomgisYou could just scroll in to the 43-minute mark where we start laughing like children, but then you'd miss Josh and Andy talking home-canned pickles, farkleberries, new lines of work, cop mustaches, the quest for structure, your YAF Line calls, and so much more. Don't miss a chortle. 2019-10-0348 minYour Artificial FriendsIf You See Shit Blinking, Smack ItIt's Andy and Josh today, along with your exquisite messages on The YAF Line. Join the lads as they discuss the finer perspectives on the Dukes of Hazzard, Disneyland, scary rollercoasters, and elongated birthday celebrations. But then again, you just come for the atmosphere, don't ya? Glad to have you here.2019-09-2656 minYour Artificial FriendsWith A Semi...Andy and Josh chew the fat about the virtues of professional footballers, household pests, household reptiles, creative lubricants, chainsaws, and pornography jargon. Plus your YAF calls! It's a not-miss; and if you do miss, then you're dead to us. 2019-09-1950 minYour Artificial FriendsJust A SwallowLarry Morgan joins Josh Fleeger and Andy Chanley for this fun-a-ganza! Witness the boys chatting wildly about camping, street meat, valet attendants, Andrew Luck, Antonio Brown, and Andy's fantasy draft -- all while sampling exotic beers donated by blood relatives. If you want more than that, you're in the wrong place. 2019-09-1253 minYour Artificial FriendsApathy NuggetsAnother beer-pisode! Join Andy and Josh as they discuss ticks, foods they could do without, Andy's annual fantasy football juggernaut, and maybe a little too much fantasy football strategy. Well, what the hell do you want? This shit's all free. Oh, and we hear your YAF Line calls. Get listenin'.2019-09-0545 minYour Artificial FriendsThe Hairy Brown PartAt last! Another beer episode with Andy and Josh. We have a discussion about the natural splendor of California, some hot griddle talk, and a run-in with fiery foam burps. You won't want to miss a millisecond!2019-08-2945 minYour Artificial FriendsSnouts, Hooves and AssholesJosh comes back into the fold after his Rumspringa, with tales of his vacation and the Pink Panther. Larry dials in from the sunny Central Coast with tales of leisure and intrigue. And Andy remembers the horrible meat byproducts his parents used to eat. It's a hootenany, y'all. Thanks for stopping by.2019-08-2251 min
Your Artificial FriendsOur 144th Podcast - Gross!Get it?! 144 is a gross. It's a unit of measurement joke, son. Anyhoo, we're back from vacations, Halls of Fame, and birthday celebrations, ready to regale you with stories of our highs, lows and saggy middles. Join Sam, Josh and Andy for this chock-full episode, including your YAF Line comments. Good to be back!2019-08-1557 minYour Artificial FriendsMouth Organs and Doodly-DoodlyThe boys are back! (Hey, it's summer hours, folks -- we're taking a well-deserved week or two off here and there). Andy, Josh and Larry talk about blowin' the harp, takin' the Lyft, goin' to Tahoe, hikin' the Sequoias and takin' new jobs. Plus, we check out your calls to the YAF Line, discuss "doodly-doodly," and so much more! Dig it!2019-07-2759 minYour Artificial FriendsEarthquakes, Fireworks and Kid CasinosTerrible temblors, the rockets' red glare, and Dave & Busters -- the boys get to all of it this week as Larry joins in on the telephone (for longer than he probably intended to). Check in with the fellows as they have their last episode before a well-deserved vacation. Happy summer, Yaffers!2019-07-1150 minYour Artificial FriendsYour Fartificial FriendsAndy and Josh review their Father's Day exploits, the bittersweet joy of a nervous massage, illegal fireworks, the upside of nosebleed seats, and your YAF Line calls. You won't want to miss a single throat clearing.2019-06-2747 minYour Artificial FriendsHot Nipple TalkDo you know any unconventional uses for round band-aids and plain chapstick? You will after you listen to this podcast. Andy and Josh also discuss their Father's Day dreams, homeowner woes, chiggers, tessellating polygons and more; and they still find time for your calls to the YAF Line. Phew!2019-06-2048 minYour Artificial FriendsThe Professional Wrestling of CosmeticsOh, boy! Andy and Josh get to chat about Sam's NFL Hall of Fame future, the worst sports, and more details on Josh's gag reflex. All this, plus a visit from Andy's wife, Lara! If you want more than that, then you're just being unreasonable. 2019-06-1356 minYour Artificial FriendsFat Uncle DickWe didn't know it when we recorded this, but a future NFL Hall of Famer joins Andy and Josh for this episode! Sam Farmer joins the boys as they discuss Peyton Manning's current activities, the Elton John biopic Rocketman, rockstar hissy fits, Pokemon, YAF Line phone calls, and so much more! Get listenin'!2019-06-0656 minYour Artificial FriendsLake Snakes, Oarfish & SardinesIn today's funfest, Andy and Josh discuss how to smudge, swimming with sharks, and putt-putt birthdays. Plus so much more, you'll piss. But start out by merely listening...2019-05-3055 minYour Artificial FriendsClean Up Your Chakra, AssholeToday's episode is guaranteed to bring a sniffle because Andy is chin-deep in a cold virus, and he's fairly heavily medicated, to boot. So, fun. But Larry does his best to lift Andy out of his doldrums with a motivational message of love. Also, we get a bonus phone call in from Josh, who's a short-timer at his workplace. That, your YAF Line calls, and more in this installment. *Cough, sniff*2019-05-2356 minYour Artificial FriendsEndgame of ThronesSpoiler Alert! Andy and Larry get together to discuss the two blockbusters of the day, Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones. But since Andy hasn't seen Avengers and Larry hasn't seen GOT, we actually do more spoiling of other franchises like Star Wars. Sorry for spoiling all pop culture, pretty much. Plus YAF Line joy and more. Get spoiled!2019-05-0253 minYour Artificial FriendsCapture This Streaming GoldLooky! Larry joins Andy and Josh for a full-on beer-and-pickle episode. It's almost like Christmas. Plus musings on jury duty, soda pop, Kool-Aid, NYC, knock-knock jokes, corporate sponsors, and more!2019-04-181h 01
Your Artificial FriendsMITM MemoriesIf you loved last week's half-hour historic gathering of Mark Thompson, Gina Grad, Sam Farmer, Josh Fleeger, Larry Morgan and Andy Chanley, then you'll prolly really dig this 66 1/2-minute follow up! There's a song, more of the "One Thing" game, and much more. Dig in, artificial friends.2019-04-041h 06Your Artificial FriendsCrickets...Same day publishing! Wow! Andy and Josh get together to chat about rescue puppies, hush puppies, what brain tastes like, and everything else under the sun. Plus, Josh brings a tasty(?) snack. Come on in the spa and find a water jet.2019-03-0353 minYour Artificial FriendsBeyond BeyondIf you thought podcasts with awful sound quality were good, then you'll be blown away by this one you can actually hear! Andy and Larry get together for a discussion group about the last podcast, Beyond burgers, Nelson, and ever so much more. Miss this episode at your own peril.2019-02-0754 minYour Artificial FriendsA Fly On the WallEver wanted to be a fly on the wall to hear someone's conversation? Now you can be, because this episode with Andy and Larry is entirely and unexpectedly recorded from a room microphone instead of the mics right in front of them. It's groundbreaking podcasting, really -- no one else is doing this. The sound quality is about that of a butt-dial on a cell phone, and just as interesting. We hope you like it, because we'll never make this mistake again. Probably.2019-01-3153 minYour Artificial FriendsBaby, It's Old OutsideToday, Andy and Larry inadvisably discuss the merits of "Baby, It's Cold Outside" and other "holiday" music, minutely scrutinize some of the best holiday films, and share their dearest childhood holiday traditions -- and then shrug at why they no longer observe them. It's a real heartwarming edition of YAF. Have a listen to the second-to-last episode of the year!2018-12-1553 minYour Artificial FriendsBegin by Gripping It, Then Proceed to Ripping ItLarry gets a D in listening comprehension, but he gets an A in attendance... today, anyway. And sure, there's shed talk, but there's also scintillating holiday music criticism, Christmas beverages, and further examination of the glory of pie. Josh, Lare and Ange extend a (second) winter welcome to join us in enjoying the YAF podcast.2018-12-0755 minYour Artificial FriendsWhole Lot of Shed Talkin'It's finally here -- the podcast episode you've been waiting for: Andy finally gets started on his shed. Josh is on hand for the driving of the first spike, along with the entire Chanley family. Follow along breathlessly as they outline every last detail of shed construction in this historic installment. Plus bonus commentary from Larry in the peanut gallery. Let's do this!2018-10-1428 minYour Artificial FriendsDisney Dreamin'Andy and Larry get together for this episode, with Ang lamenting the loss of one of corporate radio's greatest perks. (Hint: It has two round ears and squeaks. No, it's not Josh.) They guys also discuss some of the darker aspects of Disneyland. But not so dark as to, like, never get free tickets again.2018-09-2851 min
Your Artificial FriendsBurt Reynolds AwesomeToday, Josh, Larry and Andy remember a Hollywood legend, Burt Reynolds. Hear Josh play bass! Hear the boys swallow beer! It's an episode for the ages.2018-09-1349 min
Your Artificial FriendsSmoke That Tree: A Football PreviewJosh, Larry and Andy convene at the YAF compound for a surprise vacation week podcast -- and the magic of telephony reunites them with Sam, on assignment! It's a pro football preview with lots of keen insight, including a dash of Ohio labor law arcana. Tantalized? We bet!2018-09-0956 minYour Artificial FriendsGot To Have 100!It's our 100th episode, yo! So the whole gang gets back together... sort of. Join Josh, Larry, Sam and Andy as they wax nostalgic about the last 100 installments of YAF, all while they can barely hear each other. Then Andy goes on a bit too long about fantasy football. It's an episode that will last you two weeks! (It has to).2018-08-3043 minYour Artificial FriendsThink of A Cow!Josh brings moonshine in for Andy and Larry to try. What could go wrong? Also, Andy and Larry get ready for ELO in concert. And Josh has a secret cure for that impending sneeze. YAF is comin' atchoo. I regretted that before I typed it.2018-08-111h 04Your Artificial FriendsWhite Boy's OverbiteAndy and Larry both celebrate birthdays this week, and they tell us the pitiful ways they plan to observe them. The production value of the show skyrockets with the addition of a new sound effect. And the whole shebang is lubricated with some icy shots from icy vessels… of which there is no lasting proof.2018-07-2746 minYour Artificial FriendsSasquatch Ate My Hotdog BunsIn this beer episode, Andy and Josh quaff some tasty suds, Andy continues the saga of his meager health, and Josh tells us what it's like to be an authentic Bigfoot enthusiast. Your artificial friends will all be talking about it.2018-07-211h 15Your Artificial FriendsFlatus and Air VomitYou thought Andy had health issues? Try on Josh and Larry for size. Holy Moses, you're about to learn some health trench warfare, folks, so keep your powder dry.2018-07-1543 minYour Artificial FriendsIn-Laws & MailbagsIt's a reunion of Andy and Larry for this podcasting funfest! They discuss the interesting proclivities of in-laws, talk about disease that bends your penis, and answer some viewer mail. Get listenin'!2018-07-0748 minYour Artificial FriendsTravels with LarrySam's on assignment and Larry's on vacation -- but not to worry! Andy and Josh explore their newly-found telephone powers and ring Lars right up, and hilarity ensues. Or, at least, an exhausting debate on the topic of how to pronounce "Cambria." A bonanza for you, the listener.2018-05-3152 minYour Artificial FriendsA Phlegmy BrewJosh pops in with a new brew for Andy to try. Andy gives Josh his coveted dollar store find. And the pair meander through the halls of their minds exchanging chit-chat. It's what they do.2018-05-171h 06Your Artificial FriendsWhat Do We Do Now?Larry reveals that he's been sandbagging us for years -- he's the offspring of someone with legitimate talent. He and Andy also misquote several movies, and snipe at each other like they usually do. Great fun!2018-05-041h 08
Your Artificial FriendsDees, Sheds, Mines & SuchLarry answers viewer mail, while Andy gets giddy with excitement over his proposed shed and a trip to a genuine gem mine. It's almost as good as it sounds!2018-04-1250 min
Your Artificial FriendsSeven Inches and Andy's New GigLarry pretends to give a toss about Andy's new job for 45 minutes. And a couple other things.2018-03-2745 min
Your Artificial FriendsBalloon Scouts Never Get LaidJosh treats us to a lesson in woodwind instruments, while he and Andy drink a beer far too high in alcohol content for prudent podcasting. Also, Josh has big weekend plans that might involve catching a ball in Vicksburg.2018-03-2259 min
Your Artificial FriendsOscar? I Don't Even Know 'Er.In this very special YAF episode, Andy and Larry talk about the Oscars -- both the awards on TV, and the real-life bitch it makes of your local Hollywood commute. Listen in as these two cinephiles discuss films that mostly only Larry has seen. Action!2018-03-0450 min
Your Artificial FriendsAdventures in McDonaldlandAndy, Josh and Larry discuss the Great American Burger, and where it can and cannot be found. Also, you learn all 239 McDonald's characters -- Larry sees to it. This episode will supersize your heart.2018-02-2348 min
Your Artificial FriendsThe Big Game at the End of the SeasonSam briefs Andy and Larry on his Super Bowl trip, plus excursions with Huell Howser. Our adventure begins...2018-02-1554 min
Your Artificial FriendsAndy's Vise and When Not to Use The ClapperLarry and Andy are left to their own devices in this one, and Andy's device is a vise. Plus, Larry thanks Andy for his inspiration -- you won't want to miss it. Hear two real humans shoot the shit for 45 minutes right here, folks.2018-02-0848 min
Your Artificial FriendsRick SpringfieldPop culture icon Rick Springfield stops by to catch Andy, Larry and Sam up on things, including his new bluesy album. What's his real name? What did he teach Meryl Streep? And what was it like meeting his idol, Paul McCartney? Find out all this and more in today's fun installment.2018-01-2942 min
Your Artificial FriendsAndy's Almanac: January 18, 2018You know we love pirates on the Almanac; today, Henry Morgan is on the poop deck. Do you know what the Rolling Stones song "Midnight Rambler" is about? And while we've shown love for Vermont, we absolutely adore Cleveland. Spend eight minutes in Funville, USA, right now.2018-01-1808 min
Your Artificial FriendsCheap TuxedoAndy, Larry and Josh play music video roulette, and Josh recounts how one of the most amazing photographs you've ever seen came to pass.2018-01-1547 min
Your Artificial FriendsIt's So Nice to Be with YouAndy, Larry and Josh get together to recap Josh's first week back into the workforce, and Andy's YouTube feed keeps Larry namin' that tune.2018-01-0952 min
Your Artificial FriendsTying Up Loose EndsLarry and Andy get together to discuss Andy's colonoscopy and whether everything came out alright in, uh, the end. And we make good on a long-standing promise to read your feedback.2018-01-0540 min
Your Artificial FriendsColon, Exclamation PointIt's colonoscopy time again for Andy! Listen to his stomach growl as he, Larry and Josh discuss the finer points of cleaning out your alimentary canal. It could save your life, and it could lose you your lunch.2018-01-0132 min
Your Artificial FriendsThere Are No Funny Jokes with the Word "Hygge"Andy, Josh and Larry recount their holidays, including a conversation to satisfy any fantasy football maven. Plus, we look to the new year and our vision boards for it.2017-12-2947 minYour Artificial FriendsTofurkey and GravyIn this very special episode of YAF, Andy, Josh and Larry remember Thanksgivings past and present. And food.2017-11-2351 minYour Artificial FriendsThe Sound Silenced - Part 1Andy, Josh and Larry discuss their feelings and experiences as 100.3 The Sound goes off the air. While drinking beer.2017-11-2037 minYour Artificial FriendsOur Worst InterviewsAndy, Larry & Sam talk about their most awkward, scary, and regrettable interviews. They name names.2017-11-1251 minYour Artificial FriendsThe Civil War and Juan DoritoAndy Chanley and Josh Fleeger discuss the war between the States and bunk snack history.2017-11-0536 minYour Artificial FriendsHow I Met Your MotherAndy, Larry and Sam recount meeting their ladies for the first time.2017-10-2739 minYour Artificial FriendsOur First ThreesomeAndy Chanley, Sam Farmer and Josh Fleeger talk sportsball.2017-10-2655 minYour Artificial FriendsIntroducing Larry Morgan2017-10-231h 00Your Artificial FriendsIntroducing Josh FleegerThese first few episodes are meant to acquaint you with the frequent flyers in the ACP. Meet Joshua Fleeger.2017-10-1957 min