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Cats in the CradleWho needs a helmet?#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this episode which is posted a few days late (sorry about that) they discuss the following items:- Josh discusses how he loves sports too much- JJ retells some snowboarding trip adventures. - Josh retells a story of when he crashed bad while snowboarding- Mandatory Family fun #2 and what happens when a mandatory participant doesn't show up?- Lord of the Rings Trilogy & 25th anniversary- Ralph will be ugly like his dad and- The Queen of England allegedly wants...
2026-01-2827 minCats in the CradleAdult Diaper Model#CatsintheCradlePodcast - In this amazing episode you'll enjoy some laughs with us as we discuss:- How to be the #1 fan- Was Jenny on Forest Gump a good person?- Would you ever be an adult diaper model? And if so - what would you need to make?- Are you prepared for 8/12/2026 @ 7:33am PST?- Mandatory Family Fun and our Bob Ross painting activity- The lovely Doc R Haldeman joins the podcast and drops some important knowledge about some herbs that can help you out
2026-01-1939 minCats in the CradleWhy do some guys shave their legs?#CatsintheCradlePodcast - in this episode Josh & Jonny keep you laughing as they discussing the following: - Christmas and how it went- Josh opens a gift on the podcast and it's a huge hit!- Row Row Row your boat during dinner time with baby Eliza- How love multiplies in life- The movie Chariots of Fire isn't that good- Why do some guys shave their legs? Are there that many competitive swimmers?- "How many times do I have to tell you?"
2025-12-2937 minCats in the CradleMarketing Ideas for Wienerschnitzel#CatsintheCradle PodcastIn this episode you'll get to laugh along with Josh & Jonathan as they discuss the following:Jonathan just woke up from a nap at 8pmThe lyrics to the song "All I want for Christmas" What we really want for ChristmasDoes Christmas stink without toys?Christmas traditions that we love to doAd campaign ideas for WeinerschnitzelWhat if mom was a massage therapist instead of an acupuncturist?Jonathan goes down a deep well of various throw-up storiesSidewalk etiquette around blind people. Special Guest!
2025-12-1641 minCats in the CradleWho Took a Bite Out of the Bread?#CatsintheCradlePodcast This one is a good one. Maybe one of the top podcasts of the year! You'll enjoy the laughs with us as we discuss the following:- Jonathan doing acrobatics in class- Someone took a bite out of a piece of bread... who did it? Why did they do it? - I'm still Mr. Haldeman to my son-in-law- Massive shout out to Tate!- Revisiting the word "fine" and how it usually doesn't mean what we think it means. - Had a flat tire in...
2025-12-0840 minCats in the CradleJosh meets Ed Sheeran#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this Thanksgiving edition of the podcast we talk about some of the fun and funny things that took place over Thanksgiving weekend. We include ways to make hosting thanksgiving much beter and less stressful. We recount the annual flag football game. A new activity was added to the list of things we like to do which includes BOLWING! We end by giving you some great ideas of things to do an your next (and potentially last) dinner party that are sure to add some spice and make you and your guest laugh! Thanks for listneing and Merry...
2025-12-0134 minCats in the CradleWearing your mom's Birkenstocks#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode they catch you up on what has been going on in their lives including:- Jonathan has gone on a lot of trips of late and enjoying life along the way!- Jonathan made the team for a new sport you'll never guess what it is. - Jonathan steals a golden hug from grandpa!- Josh tells a story about when he basically had no clothes!- This podcast doesn't review movies but some movies have been reviewed- Good moment of the week
2025-11-2437 minCats in the CradleWar Stories and Other Stories#CatsintheCradlePodcast You'll enjoy the banter as Josh & Jonathan discuss the following topics:- A recent Disneyland trip- Obnoxiously loud laughter in a restaurant- War Stories from my Uncle- Stories from grandpa Steve- Have you noticed people's faces in Disneyland? - Be a man and stand up for a woman!!!
2025-11-1729 minCats in the CradleI don't biteIn this funny episode Josh & Jonathan discuss the following:- Why I'm not in the NBA- Church basketball and how crazy those leagues can be- The phrase "I don't bite" and this segment is quite funny- JJ was cute as a kid and some funny stories about him- Potty training with its ups and downs- Barf prayer story- "Hey man" - what do you do when you don't know someone's name?Thanks for listening!
2025-10-1435 minCats in the CradleCarpe Diem#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the funny family combo discusses the following:- Elevator Music would make this podcast better- Jonathan asked his older brother's girlfriend on a date- The saying "Carpe Diem" and who likes it, who doesn't...- Is dancing fun and why would a town ban it- Is watching baseball fun? - The TV Show "The Jetsons" and some shady business going on there- Feel Good Story of the week- Nut Free Zone...
2025-09-2937 minCats in the CradleCould you land an airplane?#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the following items are discussed:- Could you land an airplane?- New segment is introduced with a positive story- The adventures that can occur when you bring a little kid into the bathroom- Adventures with cheese- What is a furry?- A bucket list item is introduced for Aubrey!
2025-09-2329 minCats in the CradleNever too early to party! Special guest - David Haldeman#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the dynamic duo discuss:- Showing up 2 hours early to a party- New sponsorship opportunity- Joined by a special guest (David Haldeman) and they relive some of the times when he was forgotten, his physical achievements and funny stories about pranksAs always we appreciate you joining us and laughing alongside with us!!!
2025-09-1533 minCats in the CradleMeanest Thing Ever?#CatsintheCradle Podcast - In this award nominated podcast they discuss the following hilariousness:- Alternatives to the typical bad words- Bidets & Squatty Potty- Road Trip Stinky - Was that really the meanest thing ever or was it the murder?- Kids born in the year 2000 have it easy- Are buffets ever a good idea and are they ever good?
2025-09-1423 minCats in the CradleThe Good 'ol Days#CatsintheCradlePodcastIn this episode they discuss the following:- A set of English moments spread throughout the podcast that will help you question why you chose English as your primary language- A TV idea from the 60's is put to the test- Things that were a big deal as a kid and are they still a big deal now?- The good ol days were discussed and how we need to appreciate them because they are most likely happening to you right now!!!- What...
2025-09-0233 minCats in the CradleShould cookies have nuts?#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the dynamic duo discuss a myriad of topics including:- Whether cookies should have nuts or not- A furry that lived amongst wolves and how that went- Risks and whether they are worth taking or not- An English moment with the word "sugar"- a number of other things that will have you laughing and wanting to go back to listen for much much more! Thanks for listening!
2025-08-2529 minCats in the CradleRheumatoid ArthritisIn this award nominated podcast you'll enjoy a number of laughs as Josh & Jonny talk about:- More pickup lines- How Jonathan was able to discover an amazing way to show massive improvement in his test scores - Doc R Haldeman joins to talk about some recent miracles she's been able to perform- A good discussion is had regarding the risks of sports and if the risk of injury is worth the reward of playing- A number of other laughs are sure to bust your belly...
2025-08-2131 minCats in the CradleClose the freezer door!#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this award nominated podcast you'll get to laugh as they discuss:- Football season and how it's going so far- The movie The Naked Gun- Women's shoe sizes and why they're different- Cabin Trip / Fishing- Funny Jonny late at night- Unique pickup lines- Closing the freezer should be easy! - Jonathan nicknames
2025-08-1033 minCats in the CradleStudent Driver Stickers are ridiculous!In this award nominated podcast you'll laugh as the following topics are discussed:- Josh gets philosophical regarding stress, how to handle it and how to choose to be happy- Freezer Steve in introduced- Jonathan went to volleyball camp and rekindled a relationship with his buddy "8th Day Paul"- Student Driver Stickers are discussed and how ridiculous they are- Would you rather eat poop or eat throw up? (The hard hitting topics that people really want to discuss!)
2025-08-0636 minCats in the CradleSuperman is not real#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this episode the dynamic duo will keep you laughing as they discuss the following:- Welcome Home Aubrey and good luck navigating the airport- Life is so hard for us since we've become these amazing podcasters- Superman's superpowers are a bit ridiculous and we discuss what we don't understand about them. - Are firefighterrs reall saving cats? Because that's ridiculous if they are!- Babies are spoiled wrotten and get way too much attention.
2025-08-0433 minCats in the CradleGroin Disease!#CatsintheCradlePodcast In this gutbuster of an episode you will laugh at the following:- The podcasts influence on the TSA- How you have to go to podcastawards.com to vote for this podcast to win- Who sells more hot dogs? - A new medication Jordiance and it's wonderful side effects- Is the moon landing real?- Hamburgers - The World's Tallest Thermometer and why you have to vacation at Baker, CA!
2025-07-2234 minCats in the CradleRomeo & Juliet were destined for failure!#CatsinthecradlePodcast Thanks for listening. On this episode you'll get to hear us create sone good laughter about the following topics:- we don't appreciate theater arts- Romeo & Juliet were destined for failure if they didn't kill themselves- Dressing up for Olive Garden- Why all you can eat is guaranteed to come with bad service - We're not really sponsored by Cinemark (sad)- 4th of July is awesome- Eating competitions and how we could hang- Imagine if a cat really did have 9 lives- Why...
2025-07-1333 minCats in the CradleWaterparks are gross?#CatsintheCradlePodcast - This episode covers a myriad of topics that will make you laugh and think throughout. We start off by quizzing JJ on when his family members' birthdays are. It oves on to a movie review that quickly morphs into phobias and dreams associated with those phobias. The smurfs are discussed and those are some odd ducks. Josh almost goes on a rant after he orders $1200 in pizza and gets 10 points for that purchase. And there is a solid discussion about waterparks and how they're kind of gross. Thanks for listening.
2025-07-0437 minCats in the CradleClark Kent's disguise stinks!#Catsinthecradlepodcast In this episode the comedy duo disucsses the new baby born in the family, Jonathan chokes out his older brother twice, Clark Kent needs a better disguise, and another TSA discussion!
2025-06-2935 minCats in the CradleMatching Vests & Motorcycle Gangs#CatsintheCradlePodcast We talk about the new baby's name and what it may be. We also talk alot about how we named Ralph and why. Jonathan went on a youth camp trip and had a blast as he made great friendships. You are guaranteed to laugh and enjoy this so give it a listen.
2025-06-2441 minCats in the CradleIt's OK to be fat in SpanishIn this hilarious episode they discuss a number of hard hitting topics such as - If Covid can't travel 6 feet, how come a fart can. How long should it take your daughter to respond to a hilarious text? The best pizza song ever!!! Revenge for someone eating your lunch at work. Public Display of Affection which oddly included high 5's! And of course - it's ok to be fat in Spanish. It'll make sense when you listen to it. Thanks for listening. Thanks for sharing. Thanks for laughing!
2025-06-1335 minCats in the CradleLicking Ice CreamIn this episode Josh goes on a wild rant against the TSA and spouts of some uncontrolled thoughts that leave his wife shaking her head in disgust. They recap their recent vacation and talk a lot about a wild river trip they went on. Some misleading headlines are discussed. Can you be tough while eating an ice cream cone? Why do so many people in Portland wear masks?
2025-06-1030 minCats in the CradleFirst World Problems#CatsintheCradlePodcast. In this award nominated podcast they keep you laughing by discussing a heartbreaking first world problem that happened to them this week. They also discuss graduation ceremonies and why parents have a hard time behaving themselves during those events. Some memory lane stories are shared about graduation ceremonies as well. Thanks for listening and laughing with us!
2025-06-0133 minCats in the CradleLOL vs Haha vs Laughing face emojiIn this laugh filled episode they discuss the hoax of stainless steel, funny comments regarding girl math, a throwback to JJ & EDC. An important discussion about when to use LOL vs. HaHa vs. Hahaha & laughy face emoji. There needs to be some rules set! There is a lot more good stuff in here and if you know anyone in Thailand ask them about it because we're huge there!
2025-05-2734 minCats in the CradleBreast HealthIn this episode Jonathan talks a lot about his Disney trip. He also discusses a few English words that need to be corrected and it's hilarious. Josh recaps some stories from his glory days of track & field. Doc R Haldeman joins the podcast and discusses breast health. Also - this was recorded on Mothers Day so moms get special shout outs and We enjoy some of Mr. T's seranading of moms. Enjoy the listen!
2025-05-2340 minCats in the CradleIs Star Wars Good?In this episode they discuss whether the movie Star Wars is good or not as well as some other oddities that stand out about the movie. They discuss an upcoming Disney trip that Jonathan is going on. There are a number of great laughs throughout the podcast that you're not going to want to miss. The end of the last few episodes have had some out-takes from the recording that you'll want to stay and laugh with.
2025-05-1736 minCats in the CradleClock to Lock!In this episode they discuss alternatives to righty tighty / lefty loosey. Submarines are discussed as well as hot air balloons and blimps. How long with Josh live is determined. And the lovely Doc R Haldeman joins the show and drops some knowledge bombs! You'll enjoy this epiosde so share it with your friends!
2025-05-1041 minCats in the CradleWhat is meat?In this episode they discuss a number of funny things including what is meat, measurements and why it is how it is, women's pants and what's up with that. Most of you aren't reading this anyway - so who cares what it says! Just listne and laugh and enjoy this father &son duo. Sorry about the prosthetic testical talk!
2025-04-2836 minCats in the Cradle20th Fittest Man Alive2015's 20th fittest man alive joins the podcast. Chad Cole shares some great insight into how to compete like a top level athlete, the joys of starting his own business and the wonders of being a father. He also laughs with us as he recalls what it was like as he tried out for Survivor, retells some stories from his youth and shares some hilarious quotes from his children. This will be one of those episodes that you bookmark and listen to again and again because it's hilarious! Thanks for listening!
2025-04-2041 minCats in the CradleCostco Surprise PartyIn this episode Josh & Jonatahn discuss a recent birthday and how it was wonderfully celebrated at Costco as a surprise. Jonathan introduces a new surprise top 5 segment. It's fun and will be repeated. Dr. Haldeman joins the team to discuss type 3 diabetes among other things. The show ends with the retelling of a hilarious letter that was written to a friend of the family that has a pretend crush on Jonathan based on the infamous kiss that happened on the second episode. Trust us - you'll enjoy this episode just as you'll enjoy all of them!!! Thanks for listening.
2025-04-1435 minCats in the CradleWhy am I not surprised?In this hiliarious episode (which contains some poor audio because Josh messed up - but the content is still good!) Josh & Jonathan discuss some of the hilarious things that have gone on recently in their lives. They discuss a note Josh's teacher sent home in the 4th grade as well as the phrase "Why am I not surprised?"
2025-04-0725 minCats in the CradleBest part of parentingIn this amazing episode Jonathan and Josh discuss the following:- Lots of movies including Spies Like Us, 6th Sense and The Truman Show. - The best and worst part of being a parent- Dr. Haldeman joins the show to discuss a number of things but she gives some amazing advice to those that might be struggling as a parent and ways to be better. The goal is to always keep you smiling and help you strive for a happy and healthy lifestyle. We hope you enjoy the listen!
2025-03-3140 minCats in the CradleI'm gonna make another sandwich!You're going to have to watch the entire episode for this title to make any sense at all. This episode is full of laughs as Josh and Jonathan discuss humility and how proud they are about their own, drugs, Dr. Haldeman joins the podcast to share her wisdom and then a throwback to the moment when a young Jonathan threw a tantrum about a sandwich!
2025-03-2343 minCats in the CradleYou will never forget this episode!This week Jonathan and Josh discuss why people say "I will never forget" when they clearly are not in control if that is true or not! They also dive into women's purses. Why do they use them, what is in them and would they ever use one? A new name is decided for the next grandbaby and it's gonna be a good one! Dr. Haldeman joins the podcast to discuss why you may be having a lack of patience in the Spring time and what can be done to remedy that. Give it a listen!
2025-03-1739 minCats in the CradleDangerous Goldfish!In this award winning self-nominated podcast Josh and Jonathan discuss a number of things that will crack you up. They bring back a controversial hot take regarding fake eyelashes. A lost tooth gets found in the oddest of places. They share a moment of where God listened to them and the benefits of getting a colonoscopy is discussed. As always - thanks for listening. We appreciate your time and input! We try to do the best we can and hope you'll enjoy what we have to offer!
2025-03-0932 minCats in the CradleBoxed Potatoes?In this episode Jonathan and Josh discuss campouts and ways that they've gone wrong. Baby Eliza is amazing and hanging out with grandkids is among the joys of Josh's life. Boxed potatoes are served at a steak restaurant? Life Hacks are shared on ways to be clean and fed at all times! Jonathan shares what he was willing to sacrifice in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle.
2025-03-0239 minCats in the CradleEverybody PoopsIn this episode we celebrate Jonathan's birthday so we delve into topics that are right up his alley! There is a story from Reddit that brings guaranteed laughs and sets the stage for the rest of the podcast. Then in a moment of new maturity they discuss anxiety and depression and how social media contributes to it. Dr. Haldeman joins the crew to discuss how we don't need to needlessly suffer when healing is available! Thanks for laughing and enjoy the laughs.
2025-02-2444 minCats in the CradleGreatest Idea EverIn this episode Jonathan and Josh discuss the following topics: Some hilariousness is shared as Jonathan learns that the success of this podcast may not be as grand as Josh wants it to be! Jonathan comes up with potentially the greatest idea ever A real adult conversation takes place regarding knowledge and the application of it Dr. Haldeman joins the podcast and shares some recent miracles she's seen in her practice
2025-02-1639 minCats in the CradleOur ancestors are disappointed in us!In this episode they discuss their ancestors and what they would think about them (the past looking forward). Additionally they discuss things that have to be done but they hate that doing it! Dr. Haldeman joins the crew for some excellent insight and health tips. If you're up for a barrel of laughs and some health insights - you've come to the right place.
2025-02-1036 minCats in the CradleMiss America was sexist!Thanks for listening to another episode. In this one Josh & Jonathan discuss some old clips from Miss America from the 1950's as well as recall a tough moment from a Miss Teen USA pageant a long time ago. Doc R Haldeman joins the team for another discussion on ways we can easily find happiness and healing. This discussion is very enlightening and helpful!
Enjoy another throwback moment to some past laughs.
2025-02-0237 minCats in the CradleWhat the Tweet is going on here?In this episode Jonathan & Josh finish off with some belly busting tweets and Jonathan's reaction to them is amazing! Prior to that - they discuss a number of movies that were watched including The Police Academy (an 80's classic)! National popcorn day was a week ago - and we're sorry we didn't notify you of it sooner! Thanks for listening!
2025-01-2733 minCats in the CradleAir on the G-StringAnother great episode with a barrel of laughs. This episode starts off with a visit from our favorite sponsor Doc R Haldeman LLC! She spouts of some wisdom regarding herbs that will be sure to help you during this cold & flu season.
Jonathan & Josh discuss their recent visit to see Nate Bargatze during a comedy show.
A Bach song title is called into question. What was he thinking when he named the song title what he named it!
A throwback to some older moments from days past takes place and Jonathan does not...
2025-01-1936 minCats in the CradleSo I married a psychopath?This episode had a technical difficulty with the video recording- but the audio is great. Hope you enjoy this episode!
We start this episode off with a funny teaser that we hope keeps you laughing and wanting some more!
There is a breakdown of the movie Taken as well as a comparison between Liam Neeson as a hero in that movie and compare him to Jason Bourne. Which is better.
We bring back the mention of Mac & Cheese leftovers being terrible as I learn my wife's feelings about them. Should I be concerned?
2025-01-1234 minCats in the CradlePooping in the woods!This is the first filmed episode of the podcast... and just like all of them - a barrel of laughs ensues! This episode they discuss the following:
Pooping in the woods story
A major announcement hits the fan
Tips on how to avoid large crowds at breakfast
Which leftovers are the worst & best
A major injury after some horsing around
New Year's Resolutions motivation!
All of this and a number of other things that'll keep you laughing.
2025-01-0234 minCats in the CradleGetting legitimateThe dynamic duo discuss Christmas wish lists, some fun games, traditions that were fulfilled. Some more English talk which you can't wait for!!! Things are in the works to get more and more legit for our loyal listeners. Swag coming soon!
If you had a siren on your car -would you abuse that power? Josh tells some stories about his high school days about how he pretended to be a cop (not a wise thing to do!).
Jonathan gets his friends excited about Christmas crack but they are severely...
2024-12-3034 minCats in the CradleLong story short... this is a hilarious episode!The phrase "long story short" is discussed and how really - most of our communication should just be the conclusion without the story to get there. A shout out to the early innovators and how they paved the way for the modern day conveniences we now enjoy.... and honestly - it's a lot funnier than I thought it was going to be! A breakdown of the song "Little Drummer Boy" is discussed. They break down a basketball game between the Bucks and Hawk in Las Vegas. People go to extreme lengths for free stuff - and it's ridiculous!
2024-12-2333 minCats in the CradleChristmas Traditions & Movie TrailersThis episode we discuss Christmas traditions and the fun that they are. One of those includes visiting an elderly couple and the long and unnecessary details that older people include in the simplest of stories. Jonathan reviews a movie on a podcast that doesn't review movies. There are a number of "Jonathanisms" from funny things that he does. Movie previews make movies look so much better than they usually are. They give you a number of assignments, that if followed will result in minutes of hilariousness. There is some diving into coaching theories as to why you can't coach...
2024-12-1734 minCats in the CradleThanksgiving traditions & Thanks for listening Seth DillonWe recap our Thanksgiving, some traditions that have lived on for a long time and should continue on forever. We relive the glory days that took place on the football field. This movie doesn't review movies, but there are a few movie reviews going on in this episode! Shout out to our special listener and dear friend, Seth Dillon of the Babylon Bee! Welcome to the podcast family!
2024-12-0935 minCats in the CradleWorst Wedding Toast EVER! What is a woman? Special guest Addison.
The amazing episodes keep on coming! Don't work out your abs today because your gut will be hurting because of the laughs. This week's episode includes some stories bringing up awkward compliments on pictures, a telling of some terribly embarrassing moments, the definition of a woman, and of course - Addison Ruiz joins us as a special guest and she does NOT disappoint!!!
2024-12-0131 minCats in the CradleBreaking the law & fighting grandpaAnother hilarious episode as Jonathan and Josh discuss a myriad of topics including:
Jonathan starting Jiu Jitsu
New Christmas fighting game that pits father against son
Which traffic laws is it ok to break?
The book Greenlights is discussed
A movie review
Some crazy stories from our sponsor
What cultural things exist now that we will be horrified about in the future?
This episode is a gut buster with lots of great moments. Thanks for listening!
2024-11-2534 minCats in the CradlePotatoes for Halloween, McGavock & Baby Eliza!Another homerun of an episode. We introduce Eliza for the first time with some nuggets of knowledge. We talk about some random things handed out for Halloween, airline pilots mumbling, and a HUGE nomination for the podcast!!!
2024-11-1833 minCats in the CradleHalloween StoriesJonathan gives the best take on Halloween ever. Josh talks about why he doesn't like Halloween. Political ad discussions. Save your hair!
2024-11-0928 minCats in the CradleDrinking soda like it's water & 100 day challengeThe longest introduction to date (sorry about it) that is followed by some talk about a mock music video of Sudden Eclipse of the Heart (the literal translation version), favorite holidays, best drinks, movies, steakhouses, miracles by Doc R Haldeman and guaranteed laughs. What habit can you start that you'll do for 100 days!
2024-11-0735 minCats in the CradleSports & PranksThey discuss office pranks, how Josh is more like Michael Scott than he wants to admit and the importance of sports in our lives and why it's great!
2024-10-2532 min2024-10-2135 minCats in the CradleDon't fart at the dinner table!40th episode!!! Can you believe we've lasted this long!?!??
This episode you'll hear about an explosive dinner party, a CrossFit competition and tons of other whacky shenanigans. This may be the funniest episode ever and it being the 40th episode makes it that much better!
2024-10-1333 minCats in the CradleWho wears hotel robes?At this point you know the quality of the randomness you're about to hear and every listen is appreciated. This episode discusses some travels and why some things in hotels are gross. Who wears hotel robes? Other topics discussed include - what things are you ok doing on your own and what things do you need a friend with? Some movies are discussed and other random shenanigans.
2024-10-0431 minCats in the CradleDr. Haldeman joins the podcast!!! Grand Canyon & Coronado IslandDoc R Haldeman joins the podcast and talks about what she does and we prove that she's amazing!
2024-09-2738 minCats in the CradleGod bless the USA, Baked goods & River TripsThis episode was recorded on 9/11 and there was some patriotic discussion. Jonathan and Josh also talk about the hardest physical tasks they have ever completed and stories that go along with it. Which baked goods are the best? River trips are an important part of life and if you haven't done one - listen to these experiences so you can vicariously live through us!
2024-09-1530 minCats in the CradleIt wasn't the worst vacation ever and handling horses head in your bed.In this episode they talk about a weekend adventure, a hot take about ordering at a drive thru with the family, how to handle waking up with a horses head in your bed and a number other great topics!
2024-09-1126 minCats in the CradleWorst Activities as a family, Political Ads and so much moreThis episode starts off with some wonderful input from ChatGPT on the worst things that you can do at Brian Head with your family. Jonathan has a bit of fire in his bones and you'll hear that in his attitude. A podcast that doesn't review movies somehow finds a way to review movies. And some talk about brushing your teeth.
2024-08-3033 minCats in the CradleBreaking down Breakdancing and other mischieviousnessIn this episode Jonathan and Josh enjoy some laughs as they talk about RayGunn break dancing at the Olympics, they also retell some stories of causing some mischief at a wedding reception and how well that was received, Jonathan relives some of his flag football glory days and many other things that are sure to make you laugh!
2024-08-2528 minCats in the CradleRoaming the streets of Vegas and lost opportunitiesThis episode begins with some interesting sightings that Jonathan and Josh came across while roaming the streets of Las Vegas. They discuss getting beat up on birthdays, have some hot takes, review a movie (on a podcast that doesn't review movies) and Jonathan had a huge opportunity at his fingertips that he let slip away.
2024-08-1633 minCats in the CradleWhat if... Lots of options to choose fromThis episode they discuss many situations and what they would do if they were to occur. Winning the lottery, going back in time... and other things that turn out pretty funny. Enjoy the movie reviews on a podcast that does not review movies.
2024-08-1236 minCats in the CradleBeach Trip & Airplanes Monitoring SpeedIn this episode JJ & Josh recap a recent beach trip they went on. Josh has no sea legs. Comments on a guy wearing a Twilight shirt. Old Man moments galore. And quotes coming out of the wazoo!
2024-08-0635 minCats in the CradleJJ fights through the pain for the 30th episode!In this episode JJ & Josh discuss the best ways to quit a job, more debates about stores, a special guest joins them and offers minimal insight!
2024-07-2836 min
Cats in the CradleAdventurous John & Mattress Store Drug Front!This episode Jonathan shares a number of wild adventures he went on the past week or so. Some hot takes get fired around the room. An interesting insight into what mattress stores might be all about and lots of other things that are sure to make you laugh.
2024-07-2039 min
Cats in the Cradle"My pecticals are sore!"This episode discusses some vintage toys from my childhood, Jonathan renames his pecs, shout out to America and why it's great along with some dream analysis. If you had a friend that was a deaf & mute - would you test it out? Plus find out when he goes boating with a friend!!!
2024-07-1237 minCats in the CradleFortune Tellers are Bunk & "I feel fine" on a get well card?This week the goofy duo discusses fortune tellers and they wonder why they're not financially more successful than they are in these dingy shopping centers. They also discuss the 4th of July and how they love to celebrate it. There is a wild story of a get well card and Jonathan has a hot take regarding Tesla that has landed him on a city bus!
2024-07-0834 min
Cats in the CradleControversial EpisodeLots of discussion topics for another amazing episode. Some back in time travel about Covid restrictions and how we handled online school, restaurants & other policies. Some discussions on the presidential debate, and some wondering why my co-workers aren't listening to the podcast.
2024-07-0137 minCats in the CradleCrazy Story PodcastGrab a blanket and a cup of hot chocolate and prepare for some wild stories that are about to come your way. Josh & Jonathan have some wild stories from their past that they share and will have you laughing and wondering if they were raised by wolves.
2024-06-2439 minCats in the CradleEnhanced Lyrics to Cats in the CradleIn this episode Josh & Jonathan get lazily creative and with the assistance of ChatGPT come up with alternative lyrics to Cats in the Cradle. Jonathan has some hot takes that are immediately offensive to Josh. Rent a dad is in full effect. The family gets bougie with sourdough pancakes and they were delish.
And this is a little long - but as promised - here are one set of the alternative lyrics for Cats in the Cradle with "rent-a-dad":
Verse 1:My kid was born just the other day,But I...
2024-06-1634 minCats in the CradleThe ever quotable Jonathan with some crazy middle school storiesThis episode dives into some workout topics & stories. Jonathan has some quotes (or misquotes) that are quite hilarious. Josh shares some weird things that took place in middle school during PE and a number of other laughs & stories.
2024-06-0836 min
Cats in the CradleHuge news! What does your name mean & hot takes get hot!We don't want to ruin the news but we're too excited to keep it to ourselves... We both have new titles! Grandpa & Uncle! We discuss some stereotypes that go along with various names. The hot takes get hot in this one and Star Wars fans may want to weigh in on this one!
2024-06-0335 minCats in the CradleIt's fine... Everything is FINE!This episode looks into the use of words. The word "fine" has many distinct uses and they are explored. You'll begin to understand some of the teenager slang nowadays. Buckle your seatbelt for some incredible hot takes!
2024-05-2537 minCats in the CradleCookie bars, Explosive Babies, Moms are the best & more storiesMore shenanigans are afoot in this episode. Fans are amazing and they're even more amazing when they share delicious baked goods. Moms are praised for their amazingness because they are amazing!!! Turns out Josh has been hiding his throw up stories at the fair and those are revealed. Sometimes things can get crappy in life - but that's just part of the process. Some top tier life advice is handed out for free... enjoy it all! And watch out for this hot takes!
2024-05-1936 minCats in the CradleBroken Toe, Bad Names & Free the Elves!In this episode we discuss how JJ broke his toe but was able to keep a positive / grateful attitude despite the pain & frustration! There are some odd names out there, but this latest name is "wonky donkey" as we share a story told second hand. We introduce a new segment known as hot takes and be prepared to be shocked at some of these outrageous opinions!!!
As always - thanks for listening! We love it and appreciate it.
2024-05-1135 minCats in the CradleDumb things we do & Creepy Creeper Pic!This week Jonathan & Josh discuss the dumb things that people do. A debate is settled regarding the proper color of Oreos (honestly the debate isn't even a debate!), favorite stores are discussed. Patriotic feelings are shared towards America and how much we love the country. Josh goes overtime with a hilarious story about a creeper pic!
2024-05-0437 minCats in the CradleMusic, Food and a 2,000 pound dog? That can't be right.Music is awesome and to show how awesome it is - you should rock out to Beethoven's 5th Symphony with the windows rolled down and the stereo turned up as loud as it can go! Josh shares his thoughts on baby showers and JJ shares a music fail that happened at his jazz band concert.
2024-04-2736 minCats in the CradleHow to live your best life & Sure fire ways to retire young!In this episode Jonathan & Josh give advice on how to live their best life from each other's perspective. Josh shares amazing tips on how to retire young.
2024-04-2029 minCats in the CradleUnfulfilled Birthday WishesJosh looks back on his 45th birthday and another way that his children disappointed him! There is a similar lookback at parent fails over the years (and over the past weekend).
2024-04-1334 minCats in the CradleRalphing, Road Trips & County FairsRalph has some more involuntary evictions from his body that are discussed as we realize this phenomena may not be so phenomenal with him. Some of Renae's road trips with a "pee-bucket" are discussed as well some memories from the county fair.
2024-04-0429 min
Cats in the CradleDear Mr. Snap, Crackle & Pop!!!In this episode Josh shares a letter he wrote to The Kellog's Corporation more than ten years ago because of his frustration over what he deemed to be false information provided on the packaging for Rice Crispy Treat's.
2024-03-2825 minCats in the CradleFlexing on potty talkThis episode dives down into the 7th grade level where various flexes are discussed with an impromptu and important discussion regarding certain "man-codes" of using the bathroom along with some middle school potty humor.
2024-03-2435 min
Cats in the CradleEtiquette Training from IdiotsJonathan & Josh discuss etiquette in various situations from receiving gifts, in the elevator, in airplanes and other situations. Remember - singing in public should be encouraged!
2024-03-1533 minCats in the CradleOh Baby! I love those fake eyelashes!Sorry for being a day late! In this episode Jonathan & Josh discuss making the most of moments and living life to its fullest. They talk about culturally important things they have skipped out on, an amazing restaurant idea (copyright 2019) and things that people do that are fake but don't make sense.
2024-03-0828 minCats in the CradleWhy does Donald Duck not wear pants?In this episode Jonathan discusses some odd communication techniques his teacher uses, a childhood hero is revealed from Josh and continued laughs abound.
2024-02-2933 min
Cats in the CradleJosh's mom has got it going on!In this episode JJ & Josh have a MAJOR announcement to make! They are also joined by an amazing special guest that shares insight and wisdom from a life well lived.
2024-02-2247 minCats in the CradleThat's not Strawberry Jam!In this episode Jonathan & Josh discuss Valentine's Day, pickup lines, things you should & shouldn't share and various food related incidents that are laugh out loud hilarious! They also discuss Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and what a bum he was!
2024-02-1533 minCats in the CradleThings aren't always as they seem!In this episode Jonathan & Josh discuss some recent movies they've watched. Jonathan discusses Brian Frosting's (aka Ryan Gosling) talent for diverse roles. They discuss some things that aren't always as they seem and there is a funny story about eating almonds. Thanks for listening!
2024-02-0830 minCats in the CradleWe're not unique... we're weird!Jonathan & Josh discuss things that their family does that is unique. Ralph goes crazy in his basketball game. Another old-man moment and fish tacos stink up the house.
2024-02-0136 minCats in the CradleGallon Challenge & Goodbye AubThis week we recap some events. Aubrey gets kicked out of the house for at least 18 months, Jonathan tackles the challenge of drinking a gallon of milk in under an hour, Josh gets older and hurts his back coughing plus other stories.
2024-01-2531 minCats in the CradleHead Injury Episode (why Josh is so dumb!)In this episode Jonathan & Josh discuss various head injuries they've incurred over the years. How often do you wash your water bottle? Fake sleep stories and what's your favorite food at Disneyland?
2024-01-1835 minCats in the CradleNo regrets & you can do it! Special Guest Aubrey!On this episode Jonathan & Josh are joined by their sister Aubrey who looks back at some of the memories of her life that are both funny and motivational. Jonathan recaps his social status after the big kiss.
If you're lacking motivation in life to do something hard - listen to what advice Josh got from his wife when he was walking during a marathon!
2024-01-1141 minCats in the CradleEpisode 2bJonathan becomes a man in the middle of the show! Josh reveals reasons why he is the worst father ever, and How do you like the Home Depot like introduction?
The production quality is lacking... still working on audio and other things, but we're getting there! Thanks for your patience.
2024-01-0726 minCats in the CradlePodcast with no name, Episode #1Father & son duo get together to discuss the funny things that happen in their day to day life.
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