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White NoiseSummer Series: Is a beanie a hat?The boys mean to get around to Justin Langer but just don't. Instead, they discuss singing, Ukraine and Russia, beanies, hats, and Dave Goggins.
Stay safe everyone!
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2022-02-2536 minWhite NoiseSummer Series - Self Help and Life AdviceThis week the boys trade stories and give some important advice about wasting time. You better listen to it if you want to improve your life massively!
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2022-02-1848 minWhite NoiseThe (Women's) Ashes - 3 ODIsThe boys cover European politics, Wordle, and the three ODIs from the Ashes this week.
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2022-02-1144 minWhite NoiseSummer Series - Women's T20(s) and Only TestThe boys are back to cover the one and only T20 that was meant to be three, and the one and only Test of which there should have been three.
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2022-02-041h 03White NoiseSummer Series - Introducing WendyThe boys take a much needed break and let their friend Wendy take over the podcast for the week. She shares some meditation tips and breathing exercises to get you through the rest of the cricket season (especially if you're an English fan)
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2022-01-2705 minWhite NoiseThe Ashes - Game 5 Hobart Wrap-UpWe wrap up the Hobart test, get distracted by Willy Wonka and Glenn Maxwell (some would say, the Willy Wonka of Australian Cricket), and discuss England's big changes and the disaster of an Ashes they had.
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2022-01-221h 26White NoiseThe Ashes - Sydney Wrap-UpYeah look we recorded this a while back and got too busy to upload it but its here now so deal with it
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2022-01-131h 08White NoiseThe Ashes - Sydney Predictions and Pre-ShowBlacker is joined by his Dad to discuss the upcoming test
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2022-01-0419 minWhite NoiseThe Ashes - Game 3 Wrap-Up: Scott Boland Appreciation
Scott Boland!
Australia wins the ashes
Scott Boland.
England's woes
Scott Boland?
Australia's batting
Scott Boland!!!
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2021-12-3048 minWhite NoiseThe Ashes - Melbourne PreviewOn the first day of Christmas my true loves gave to me:
Talk of England's changes
Marcus Harris' Batting
Usman Khawaja
TV graphics
2 bold predictions
And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
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2021-12-2553 minWhite NoiseThe Ashes - Adelaide Wrap-UpThe Boys cover Marcus Harris, Jos Buttler's keeping, Joe Root's nutshot, English Batting, Dawid Malan's all-rounder prowess, Ollie Robinson's spin, WTC over rates, and much more!
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2021-12-211h 08White NoiseThe Ashes - Adelaide PredictionsWelcome back! On the eve of another test, the boys discuss Australia's selection, English bowlers, The Barmy Army, Shane Warne, Australia's record in day-nighters, whether cricketers eat during their breaks, and predict the results of the test.
Whoo! See you in a few days for the wrap-up!
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2021-12-151h 07White NoiseThe Ashes Match 1 - Gabba WrapThe boys talk the toss, Cummins's captaincy, England's bowling shenanigans, England's batting collapse, The aggression of the aussies, good Head, and the pros of Root and Malan.
See you later this week for the preview for Adelaide!
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2021-12-111h 17White NoiseThe Ashes - Gabba PredictionsWelcome to the summer series 2021-22! (Or winter series if, like Blacker, you reside across the equator). In this episode the boys discuss lineups, predict the series and have all sorts of bants. Hope you enjoy!
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2021-12-071h 07White NoiseBest of White Noise (Part 2)1. Intro
2. Flashback Friday: Scav Hunt
3. Reviewing the worst beaches in Australia
4. Murray’s Confession
5. The weekly word: exfoliating
6. Josh is out of things to talk about
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2021-12-031h 04White NoiseBest of White NoiseWelcome back to White Noise! TV seasons often have a "highlight reel" episode to save time and this is ours. Peace!
Segments:
1. Intro
2. The Chum Scrubber
3. Ikea Employees and Canberra Roads
4. We Stole a CD
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2021-11-2638 minWhite NoiseCas-tching up with an old friend1. Intro
2. Cas is secretly a biologist?
3. Easter Eggs of the Internet
4. The 2021 Ig Nobel Prizes
5. The Weekly Word: Tittynope
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2021-11-1949 minWhite NoiseDr. Who Are These People?Ya boys are back for another episode! Let us know what you think by sending in a message to our Facebook or via a voice message.
Segments:
1. Intro
2. Dr. Who Season 1
3. AITA if I didn't clean my AirBnB?
4. Common names in England
5. The Weekly Word: Knacker
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2021-11-1240 minWhite NoiseBlacker and The Cambridge GangJosh was working on Honours this week so Blacker went full Nick Fury and recruited some people to create a new team.
These are their stories.
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2021-11-051h 06White NoiseJudging AssholesThis week on the show the boy's take on the T20 World Cup, Reddit, and bring you another weekly word.
1. Namibia Cricket at the T20 World Cup
2. Asshole Judge - BBQ
3. What would you name the baby?
4. The Weekly Word - forswunk
5. An abrupt ending
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2021-10-2933 minWhite NoiseJosh has a bone to pick with Dear Evan HansenWelcome back listeners! This week the boys take on Dear Evan Hansen and some listeners, iCarly, Doctor Who, and the Haitian revolution. Stay groovy and see you next week!
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2021-10-2240 minWhite NoiseAn Evening Meeting at Your Mother's Grave1. Intro
2. Cricket 22
3. Romantic Acts of the Romantic Era: Mary Shelley
4. The Weekly Word: Eucatastrophe
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2021-10-1534 minWhite NoiseThe Boys are not Back(In the same town that is)
Oh, I didn't see you there. Here's White Noise.
1. Intro Who?
2. Blacker's UK Adventures: Real or Fake
3. Mario Movie Cast
4. Josh's Magic Trick
5. The Weekly Word: Contiguous
6. Wrap up
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2021-10-0832 minWhite NoiseFog of Love feat. Matthew Blacker (pitch shifted) (Part 2)Welcome back to Fog of Love! This week sees the dramatic conclusion to Guenther and Kevin's relationship. Will this pair stay together, or will their personalities cause them to drift apart?
Recap:
Guenther: the royal heir turned internet celeb who wants to be a vigilante and maybe Olympic athlete
Kevin: The internet celeb turned royal heir who is basically an e-boy prince charming
Will their love prosper, or will it flounder?
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2021-10-0131 minWhite NoiseFog of Love feat. Matthew Blacker (pitch shifted) (Part 1)In this episode da boys play Fog of Love and explore the relationship of Kevin & Guenther
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2021-09-241h 04White NoiseThe Only Correct Narnia Reading Order1. Intro Joke
2. Movies that released after our births
3. Dune
4. The White Noise Narnia Reading Order
5. The Weekly Word: Ennui
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2021-09-171h 02White NoiseThe Putt of the Joke1. Intro Joke
2. Holey Moley it was Father's Day
3. 3DS Games Power Rankings
4. Blacker lost his earbuds
5. The Weekly Word: Mencolek
6. Got 'em
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2021-09-101h 02White NoiseWe meet the Queen?!?1. Football's coming home
2. Common or Uncommon School Experiences
3. Cow Chat
4. The Weekly Word: Papal
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2021-09-0338 min
White NoiseAdam Driver is a DILF?!?1. Intro Joke
2. Return of the Ingebrigstens
3. Josh and Blacker get picked up
4. Christmas in July in July
5. The Weekly Word: Illeism
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2021-08-2755 minWhite NoiseA One in a Million Guest1. Intro Joke
2. What kind of pizza is Celine?
3. Celine's rant
4. Keeping up with the Ingebrigstens
5. The Weekly Word: Weenis
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2021-08-201h 00White NoiseThe Bird and The Squirrel1. Intro Joke
2. If it ain't broke, break it
3. Birds and Squirrels (Pokemon chat)
4. The Weekly Word: Exfoliating
5. Sponsor us!
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2021-08-1357 minWhite NoiseSpeed Run1. Intro Joke
2. Black Widow
3. Olympics: The 1904 St Louis Marathon
4. The Weekly Word: Persiflage
5. Nerds of the Show
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2021-08-0653 minWhite NoiseIt's All Coming Together1. Intro Joke
2. Olympics Chat
3. Josh Reviews: Spiritfarer
4. Celebrity Do(u)gs
5. The Weekly Word: Petrichor
6. Listener Correspondence
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2021-07-301h 04White NoiseBlue Teeth and Police Boxes1. We invent bluetooth
2. Joshua Robinson, pro snowboarder
3. Ikea, famous swedish restaraunt
4. Josh's Doctor Who Marathon
5. The Weekly Word: Eisenbahnscheinbewegung
6. Outro
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2021-07-2458 minWhite NoiseStarship Traveller, Part 3Welcome to the White Noise Winter Special! We'll be tackling the (Star Trek knockoff?) Fighting Fantasy gamebook "Starship Traveller" by Steve Jackson. Matthew Blacker and the Friends of the Show will need to live long and prosper if they hope to make it out of a parallel universe alive.
There's aliens. There's philosophy. There's strange new worlds. There's future tech. There's Blacker being upset by Interstellar. What more could you ask for?
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2021-07-1649 minWhite NoiseStarship Traveller, Part 2Welcome to the White Noise Winter Special! We'll be tackling the (Star Trek knockoff?) Fighting Fantasy gamebook "Starship Traveller" by Steve Jackson. Matthew Blacker and the Friends of the Show will need to live long and prosper if they hope to make it out of a parallel universe alive.
There's aliens. There's philosophy. There's strange new worlds. There's future tech. There's Blacker being upset by Interstellar. What more could you ask for?
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2021-07-0940 minWhite NoiseStarship Traveller, Part 1Welcome to the White Noise Winter Special! We'll be tackling the (Star Trek knockoff?) Fighting Fantasy gamebook "Starship Traveller" by Steve Jackson. Matthew Blacker and the Friends of the Show will need to live long and prosper if they hope to make it out of a parallel universe alive.
There's aliens. There's philosophy. There's strange new worlds. There's future tech. There's Blacker being upset by Interstellar. What more could you ask for?
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2021-07-0256 minWhite NoiseThe Party EpisodeYeah, it's a slow White Noise week. Just that time of year really.
The boys were too busy to record a proper episode this week, so here's a little something from the archives - a trip down memory lane, to Blacker's last night in Canberra.
Hope you enjoy!
1. "Do you wanna be on the podcast?"
2. Intro
3. Liam and the origins of “Chad”
4. Gaenor and Sophie the Sheep Girl
5. Miranda the Super-Fan
6. Outro / Next Time
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2021-06-2511 minWhite NoiseTechnical DifficultiesWelcome back to White Noise! This week, Josh gets asked a riddle, Blacker brings up some niche world records, and the boys discuss what little there was to talk about the E3 Conferences.
Segments:
1. Blacker's literally on the phone
2. "So the listeners can understand what we're working with"
3. A riddle
4. Oscars follow-up (2 months late)
5. Pasta debate Pt. 2
6. Soup or Salad update
7. It's EOFYS
8. E3
9. Niche World Records
10. The Push-Up Challenge
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2021-06-1847 minWhite NoiseThe Boys get a Vuvuzela?!?Welcome back to White Noise! This week the boys deal with technical issues, talk through food ranking systems, and see the return of a fan-favourite segment. Hope you enjoy!
1. State of Origin Chat
2. Testing the Vuvuzela
3. There are Four Types of Meal
4. Controversial Food Combos
5. Romantic Acts of the Romantic Era: Franz Liszt
6. In Defence of our Opener
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2021-06-1153 minWhite NoiseA Whole New World1. Zoom zoom (Mazda)
2. Toothless
3. Zoom troublesh
4. Funny news
5. There's a cat in my pool table!
6. White Noise vs Tom Gleeson
7. How good is Kane Williamson?
8. DS stands for Dual Screen
9. Unboxing - live
10. Catch you next week!
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2021-06-0438 minWhite NoiseBlacker's Big News1. Funny News
2. Blacker vs the physics department
3. Coffee Chat
4. That's the tea
5. Josh gets friggin beaned
6. The Moose Story
7. Josh vs some cows on a mountain
8. ARE SPAGHETTI NOODLES
9. Dumplings?
10. Gumtree live
11. The future of White Noise
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2021-05-2856 minWhite NoiseIs LASAGNE a PASTA?Sorry for the late upload this week! Listen to this episode to hear a little bit about why that may be...
Segments:
1. Hello Lispeners
2. Blacker's Wild Week
3. Facestack Friends (shoutout to Tiff, Jess and Gabriel)
4. Little Edwards
5. Musical Chat
6. What kind of pasta are you?
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2021-05-2254 minWhite NoiseWhat'd I Miss (Jobbo, Robbo & Blacko Part 3)Welcome back to another episode of White Noise! This week the boys re-do their cut-off discussion about Hamilton from last week, touch on the concepts of Australian colonialism, Death of the Author, Science Fiction, and Blacker tries to stay awake. He almost succeeds.
Make sure to follow us to never miss a new episode, and like our Facebook page for good memes.
1. Recap and back to Hamilton
2. Unpacking Australian colonialism
3. Death of the author
4. Star Trek and becoming a physicist
5. Tiktok, Youtube, and the internet rabbit hole
6. Murray's Confession
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2021-05-1458 minWhite NoiseStanding on the Shoulders of Giants (Jobbo, Robbo & Blacko Part 2)1. Einstein vs Schoenberg
2. An unexpectedly deep analysis of universities and higher education
3. Hello Hamilton
4. Surprise, it's Blacker here!
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2021-05-0745 minWhite NoiseJobbo, Robbo, and Blacko (Part 1)Welcome back to White Noise! This week we bring a very special friend of the show onto the show to take us on a whirlwind tour. We actually got hours of recording from this guest, so we hope you enjoy the whirlwind topics of this three-part episode. We’re still figuring out how to release it, but eventually it will all see the light of day. If you enjoy the show why not go like our Facebook page to stay up to date with all our news? And thank you to everyone who has started listening recently, hope you en...
2021-04-301h 05White NoisePleasure at the Top, Business at the BottomWelcome back to another week of White Noise! This week the boys have lots lined up for you, so I'll keep this part of the description short. Enjoy!
1. A Fantastique Opener
2. Are we shirtless?
3. An adversarial banana
4. Distracted by WAP
5. Who actually won the Hottest 100?
6. Beatles song or made up phrase (Part 1)
7. A short sea shanty story
8. Beatles song or made up phrase (Part 2)
9. We should not make a White Noise Coin
10. Josh's sad (but funny) story
11. Blacker and Josh preview the Oscar's
12. Friends of the...
2021-04-2358 minWhite NoiseYesterday's NewspaperWelcome back to White Noise! Blacker is back in the studio and has brought a few gifts from WA back with him.
This week the boys remember Funniest Home Videos, analyse the film Yesterday (2019) and review Western Australian newspaper Prosh.
1. "Alumni Stories"
2. Mini golf is a dangerous sport
3. Yesterday: Spark Notes
4. Two Plots One Movie
5. DiD yOU knOW blACkeR wENt tO oXfORd iN YeAR eLEVeN?
6. Seas of Blood Plug
7. Josh is out of things to talk about
8. Prosh 2021 Review
9. Friends of the show business
If yo...
2021-04-1649 minWhite NoiseRanking 2000s Disney MoviesWelcome back to White Noise! Following last week's beach discussion, Blacker has returned to the nudist beaches of WA where he can finally be free from whatever it is he studies here.
Meanwhile, Josh got Tiff and Callum (Blacker's replacement) on to have some good vibes and some good talks about all kinds of things.
Segments:
1. Intro
2. Ranking 2000s animated Disney movies
3. Favourite Disney movies
4. Randy "Mr Worldwide" Newman and the multi-lingual versions of "You've got a friend in me"
5. Outro
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2021-04-0953 minWhite NoiseThe WORST Beaches in AustraliaWelcome back to White Noise! This is something of an Easter special (but not really). We laughed a lot during this episode, so we hope you enjoy it as well.
Segments:
1. 40 Hours Controversy
2. Bruce's 40 Hours of Film & Josh's rant
3. Is the ship still stuck?
4. Reviewing the WORST Beaches in Australia - #5 will shock you
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2021-04-0254 minWhite NoiseReturn of Romantic Acts1. Blatantly breaking rule number 1
2. Josh is a CHAMPION
3. Friends of the show business
4. 40 Hours of Film: the sun is GONE
5. Josh is FAKE NEWS
6. Last time on: romantic acts of the romantic era
7. Romantic Acts of the Romantic Era: Hector Berlioz (Part 2)
8. Denouement
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2021-03-2651 minWhite NoiseJosh is Replaced - White Noise with Dylan McCracken1. What's McCrack-A-Lackin!
2. A crash course in RuPaul's Drag Race
3. Horses and Bicycles (Shoutout to Luke Hemsworth at 20:11)
4. Did you know that Dylan is a design student?
5. The Snatch Game, picking Dylan's favourite judge and lip sync battles (in praise of Tom Holland)
6. Dylan and Blacker go on the runway
7. Runway songs
8. Testimonial: The Blanket Show
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2021-03-191h 04White NoiseRomance and Rogaines1. Hey, who turned out the lights?
2. Josh teaches us how to be romantic
3. Josh’s life changing high school experience
4. Romantic Acts of the Romantic Era: Hector Berlioz (Part 1)
5. Rogaine Recount
6. Josh's grim run
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2021-03-1252 minWhite NoiseGuess Who's BackWelcome to Season 2 of White Noise! In this exciting opener the boys have a brand new mic, they cover all the updates of friends of the show, they cover some very topical pokemon news, and they reminisce on O-Weeks past.
1. Intro: Introducing Rode Michaelrophone
2. Friends of the Show
3. Pokemon News (New Pokemon Snap, Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Pokemon Shining Pearl, Pokemon Legends: Arceus) (segment goes from 14:31-31:55)
4. Flashback Friday: Scav Hunt
5. Chifley Chat
6. Outro
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2021-03-0554 minWhite NoiseSummer Series 5 - Oh What A Feeling1. Intro: Studio O-What A Feeling!
2. Where’s the Yeet button?
3. Quantum “Something”
4. Meet the Mormons
5. The Blue Nun
6. Tom Cruise Chat
7. (Almost) the last day of Summer
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2021-02-2632 minWhite NoiseSummer Series 4 - With Haseeb RiazThis week, Blacker interviews his high school mate Haseeb. Together they play some chess, reminisce, and talk about Haseeb's social enterprise, MAN UP.
Hope you enjoy!
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2021-02-1930 minWhite NoiseSummer Series 3 - Meet the Perth JoshSegments:
1. Intro: Who is the host this week?
2. Stuck in the high school glory days
3. Atomic Frontier vs 40 Hrs of Film
4. Would you rather: Perth travel edition
5. Testimonial
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2021-02-1243 minWhite NoiseSummer Series 2 - Meet the ParentsWelcome back to another episode of White Noise with Blacker!
Wait, where's Josh? Good question. Blacker's stuck in Perth's lockdown with nothing to do, so Josh let him record the podcast on his own this week. If it's poor quality, now you know why.
Segments on this week's show:
1. Intro: Where's Josh?
2. How the Blacker family works
3. Buzzfeed Quizzes
4. The best states (apart from WA)
5. Fan questions
6. Testimonial
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2021-02-0551 minWhite NoiseSummer Series 1 - With Erin Mincham and Isaac KozlovskisWelcome to the first of our summer series of episodes! Because Blacker is trapped in Perth we're recording these remotely as a stopgap until season 2 premieres in a few weeks time.
This week on the pod, Blacker and I talk ways of shutting each other down while in separated by several locations, our predictions for the Big Bash League Finals this week, and get interrupted by two of my friends who knocked on my door.
Hope you enjoy!
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2021-01-2946 minWhite NoiseSeas of Blood, Part 4Welcome to the exciting conclusion to this White Noise mini-series, based on the Fighting Fantasy gamebook by Andrew Chapman.
This week, Blacker travels to the final island, and has an epic showdown with a monster. You don't want to miss a moment of this episode.
Thanks for listening to Seas of Blood! White Noise will return with season 2 in the near future. In the meantime, why not tell a friend how much you enjoyed this mini-series?
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2021-01-2226 minWhite NoiseSeas of Blood, Part 3Welcome back to Seas of Blood (Part 3), based on the Fighting Fantasy gamebook by Andrew Chapman.
This week, Blacker is an all-round awful human being. It's better you don't ask. This is basically the Game of Thrones episode of this series (but one of the better ones, not the final season).
Tune in next week for the exciting finale!
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2021-01-1534 minWhite NoiseSeas of Blood, Part 2Welcome to Seas of Blood, Part 2! (Based on the Fighting Fantasy gamebook by Andrew Chapman)
This week, Blacker continues his journey through the spooky island and travels to a mysterious land ruled by a King.
Tune in next week for part 3!
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2021-01-0835 minWhite NoiseSeas of Blood, Part 1Welcome to episode 1 of Seas of Blood, based on the fighting fantasy gamebook by Andrew Chapman.
This week, Blacker begins his journey, finds some ships, and goes adventuring on a spooky island.
Tune in next week for episode 2!
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2021-01-0123 minWhite NoiseSeas of Blood: A White Noise Story (Trailer)Good evening and welcome to the official trailer for Seas of Blood! Using the Fighting Fantasy gamebook "Seas of Blood" by Andrew Chapman.
Starting on New Years Day at 5PM (AEDT), we'll be delivering an epic four-part adventure throughout January until season 2 of the podcast premieres.
We hope you enjoy this special series (we had a lot of fun making it), and tune in this Friday for the first episode!
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2020-12-2901 minWhite NoiseWhite Noise ChristmasMerry Christmas and Welcome to the White Noise Christmas special! Thanks for joining us on this merry holiday, and we hope you enjoy the finale to Season 1 of White Noise!
This episode is an episode to remember the good times - and the not so good episodes - that we experienced this year.
Segments:
1. Dreaming of a White Noise Christmas (Intro)
2. Reministmas
3. In Memoriam: The Lemon Spray
4. Naughty & Nice List
5. Christmas Movies
6. Dreaming of a White Noise Christmas (Outro)
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2020-12-251h 10White NoiseWhite Noise Versus Tiffany (Part 2)Welcome back to Part 2 of this exciting collaboration, and the penultimate episode of the year.
Segments:
1. Sunburns
2. Cricket
3. MCU Facts
4. Tiff's Nightmare
5. Doctor Who
6. Tiffany's Lie
7. Water Efficiency
8. Rocket Raccoon is Dead
9. Salads
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2020-12-1851 minWhite NoiseAbductions in Thailand - White Noise with Tiffany (Part 1)This week we get not another friend of the show, but an enemy of the show on the podcast, and get them to tell interesting stories.
Segments:
1. Intro
2. Pod Themes
3. The Simpsons
4. Pet Avengers
5. What Avenger is Tiff?
6. Benedict Cumberbatch
7. Tiff's Parents Were Abudcted
8. What Avenger is Tiff? (Reprise)
9. The MCU
10. Chris Hemsworth
Tune in next week for Part 2!
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2020-12-1153 minWhite NoiseWeet-Bix KidsWe're closing in on the end of season 1 of White Noise, and just like most TV Shows, we're running out of steam.
Segments:
1. Intro
2. Guinness World Record Day
3. Blacker's Weet-Bix Record Story
4. Josh's Weet-Bix Story
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2020-12-0451 minWhite NoiseMt KosciuszkoWelcome back to another late episode of White Noise, we hope the wait was worth it (hint: it's not).
Segments:
1. Happy Birthday Mrs Blacker
2. Josh is bad at music
3. Bridge to Witch Mountain
4. Mt Kosciuszko Facts
5. Prank Calls
6. Seas of Blood
Thanks for listening!
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2020-11-2859 minWhite NoiseA Crunchy Apple (The Bear and The Mouse)Wazzup everyone and welcome back to another episode of White Noise, practically live this week.
Segments:
1. Intro
2. Intro (Reprise)
3. Brogaine Chat
4. Three Word Reviews (Narnia Edition)
5. Secret Snack
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2020-11-2045 minWhite NoiseLive from the ACT Rogaining ChampionshipsWelcome back to White Noise this week! We recorded this episode live at the ACT Rogaining Championships, so we have a few special guests and random nature sounds thrown in, which is always lovely.
(We explain what a rogaine is in the episode if you've never heard of it before)
Segments:
1. Intro
2. Introducing Maddy, Hannah, and Kelvin
3. Choosing One Film for Each Year
4. Rabbit Hash's New Mayor
5. Outro
We came second in our category, if you're wondering.
Thanks for listening! See you next week
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2020-11-1340 minWhite NoiseThe Shrek SoundtrackWe're back! Here's what you can expect this week:
Segments:
1. Musical Opening
2. Movember (Donate to Blacker's team MAN UP here: https://au.movember.com/team/2373429?mc=1&utm_medium=share&utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=copy-clipboard
3. Who would win: 1 billion lions vs 1 of every Pokemon
4. Shrek's Last Name (Revisited)
5. Shrek 2 guess the scene from the line
6. Shrek Soundtracks, compared (including musical interludes)
7. A brief history of the steelpan and its globalisation around the world
8. Who Will Win: Biden vs Trump?
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2020-11-0657 minWhite NoiseBruce Inward BoundWelcome back to this week's episode of White Noise.
Last week, the boys got halfway through talking about Josh's Inward Bound story this year. We ended that episode on a cliffhanger, right before it was about to get good. If you haven't listened to episode 26 ("Dr Seuss is a Fraud"), go do that now!
Now it gets good.
Hope you enjoy!
Segments:
1. Bruce Inward Bound (Part Two)
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2020-10-3035 minWhite NoiseDr Seuss is a FraudWelcome to another episode of White Noise!
This week the boys talk about:
1. The origami hat/ship
2. Dr Seuss is a fraud
3. Vocal warmups
4. Super conductors (idk Blacker wanted to talk about these)
5. Quantum Computers
6. The Sims(ulations)
7. Bruce Inward Bound, Part One
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2020-10-2338 minWhite NoiseBook / Film Club - White Noise w/ Kazimier Lim Part 2Welcome back to another episode of White Noise! This week you get to hear the exciting continuation of the discussion with Kazi from last week, from exactly where we left off.
Segments this week:
1. Intro (recorded 2 weeks later)
2. Home Alone and the Plaza Hotel
3. Cinema vs Film
4. Dinosaurs
5. First Date Questions
6. Alvin and the Chipmunks
7. Mother-Son Bonding Moments
8. Mrs Robinson
9. Esio Trot
10. That time James Corden was on Doctor Who
11. Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman
12. Jason Mamoa
13. Directors
14. Arrival
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2020-10-1642 minWhite NoiseThe Song of Achilles - White Noise with Kazimier Lim, Part OneG'day,
This week on the pod the boys are joined by their good friend and all-round upstanding bloke Kazi(mier) Lim.
This gives them the chance to become infinitely more interesting as they have another person to play off who is (probably) far more interesting than they are.
Segments this week:
1. Getting to know Kazi (10 Quick Questions)
2. Chair chat
3. Guessing Ikea furniture based on its name
4. Chair chat (reprise)
5. Book Club - The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
Note this episode was so long th...
2020-10-091h 11White NoiseRemembering RBGThis week the boys really live up to the name of the podcast and remember the life and times of the one and only RBG. Oh, and there's some other things on there as well.
Segments:
1. Remembering RBG
2. Days of the Week
3. Game: what is more prevalent in a brownie mix?
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2020-10-021h 10White NoiseBONUS: 20 Questions Answer LiveHello everyone and welcome to a very special bonus episode of White Noise.
In Episode 21, you may remember the 20 questions game, where the answer, revealed last week, was Jurassic Park.
In this exclusive bonus episode, the boys discuss this answer live, as Josh reveals he has never seen Jurassic Park all the way through - which Blacker implied would be friendship-ending in episode 20.
Hope you enjoy!
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2020-09-2905 minWhite NoiseFrankenstein's Favourite MusicThis week it's all throwbacks as Josh and Blacker bring up things that were previously mentioned on the podcast - just like all good series do. We discuss Frankenstein and the differences between his pop culture self and his literary self; Blacker quizzes Josh on music demographics; and there's plenty of banter along the way.
Segments:
1. Intro
2. 20 Questions Answer Reveal
3. Frankenstein
4. Blacker's Music Quiz
As always, thanks for listening. Don't forget to like our Facebook page and subscribe to the podcast to never miss a new episode!
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2020-09-251h 02White NoiseGame & ListenWelcome back to today's episode of White Noise. This week the boys have a game-filled podcast for you to dip your toes into, so get involved and play along. Our final game for this week encourages you to send in your guesses ahead of next week's episode.
Also in this week's show, Blacker swore for the first time on the podcast. Luckily, Josh was there to bail him out with some handy editing, but unfortunately that means this episode was edited slightly.
Segments in the Show:
1. Intro - Toe Chat
2. 35th Anniversary of...
2020-09-181h 07White NoiseWe Stole a CDWelcome back to another episode of the podcast. This week, Blacker is still slightly drugged up and Josh tells the story he hinted at in a previous episode (it wasn't useless after all).
Segments today:
1. Tap Chat
2. Surgery Chat
3. The time we stole a CD, and it didn't matter until now
4. Timezones and Running
5. Outro
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2020-09-1143 minWhite NoiseWe become an AFL podcast?This week the boys continue a bit of the discussion from last week as well as do some foreshadowing for future weeks.
Segments:
1. Guess the rip-off song
2. Chadwick Boseman & racism in the film industry
3. The AFL Grand Final moves to Brisbane (#Queenslander)
4. What Greek god are you descended from?
5. Nintendo Switch Best Selling Games Game
6. Conclusion
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2020-09-0459 minWhite NoisePerfectly BalancedThis week on the podcast we go slightly more serious by seriously living up to our name & description, before bringing you some more light-hearted news from around the world. Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be.
Segments this week:
1. The Riddle / The Batman trailer discussion
2. Paul Simon is a cultural appropriator (and why music theory is racist)
3. Funny News Stories
4. The Riddle (Answer)
Further Reading:
http://philipewell.com/
“Confronting Racism and Sexism in American Music Theory,” by Phil Ewell: https://musictheoryswhiteracialframe.wordpress.com/
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2020-08-2850 minWhite NoiseBetrayalAn ultimate betrayal on this week's podcast.
Segments:
1. The Betrayal
2. Josh's Book Club
3. The Cooking Game
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2020-08-2154 minWhite NoiseAlvin and the Chipmunks Present White NoiseSadly, Alvin, Simon, and Theodore couldn't come this week so we got the lesser-known Chipmunks of Josh & Blacker to do this week's podcasts (they're from Alvin & The Chipmunks VIII).
This week we discussed a way you could interact with the show. Send a voice message in here: https://anchor.fm/hwhitenoise/message
Segments:
1. Intro
2. The Voice Message
3. A Film Interlude
4. Alvin & The Chipmunks
5. A Film Interlude (Reprise)
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2020-08-141h 01White NoiseConsPIRATEciesBlacker & Josh are back with another episode of White Noise this week, with some more banter to end your week (or start it depending on how you listen).
Segments:
1 - The Pirate Opener
2 - Modern Pop Song or Classical Poetry?
3 - The Biggest Australian Conspiracy
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2020-08-0747 minWhite NoiseMerry Christmas! (In July)Good afternoon and a very merry Christmas in July to you all! We open the second half of season 1 with our Christmas (in July) special, with a slightly more structured format. It's good to be back!
Segments in today's episode:
1. The Song Intro
2. The Shrek Poll
3. Christmas in July / Oxjam Performance
4. 20 Questions (Chicken Run)
If you would like to donate to the very good charity initiative of oxjam you can do so here: https://www.oxjam.org.au/donate
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2020-07-311h 00White NoiseThe WORST Mid-Season Finale EVER?Today is a historic moment - the finale to the first part of season 1. In this episode the boys discuss their favourite and least favourite (mid) season finales ever, in the hopes this episode will stack up to be one of the greats.
Parts of today's episode:
1. Blacker's Dream
2. Trees can't exist
3. Gravity is wrong
4. Thanks, teachers
5. Season finales
6. The big bombshell
The boys are taking a small break after today's episode but they'll be back in a few weeks refreshed and ready to rumble with the second p...
2020-06-0552 minWhite NoiseThe Good Place Ethics ProblemsThis week, Blacker quizzes Josh on a set of ethics problems from the NBC TV Show "The Good Place", including everyone's favourite trolley problem and variations.
Is Josh a Utilitarian? You'll have to listen to find out.
As always, remember to like and subscribe!
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2020-05-291h 03White NoiseThe Best-Selling Nintendo Switch Games GameIn this week's episode, Blacker must face Josh's grueling challenge of having to rank the best-selling Nintendo Switch games in order. How will he do?
Also, we spend a bit of time discussing Blacker's cooking habits, and some funny Zoom stories - and Josh breaks Blacker's heart.
Remember to follow us and share us with your friends!
Segments in this week's episode:
1. Blacker's cooking
2. The Nintendo Switch Game Game
3. Zoom Meeting Pranks
4. Josh has a podcasting assignment
5. Blacker's Zoom story that won't get him expelled from Honours
2020-05-2257 minWhite NoiseThe BEST World Cricket TeamThis week, Blacker and Josh fight over cricket players. It's just like in primary school when you had to choose your soccer team and I would always be picked last.
This is our longest podcast yet, but we got all our cricket talk out of us so hopefully that won't seep into any more pods.
Stay tuned for the details of the simulated Blacker XI v Robinson XI.
In the meantime, enjoy the discussion of who would win between a team consisting of players like Smith versus Kohli, or Warner versus Rabada, etc. et...
2020-05-151h 28White NoiseSCP: Silly Cool PalsWe intended on talking about the internet phenomenon SCP today but we end up going on a variety of tangents. Here's a fun list to keep track of:
1. The Infinite Ikea
2. Fan Fiction
3. Final Space
4. Lemon Spray
5. Jaywalking
6. Road Rules
7: High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Documentary
8. Josh's High School Musical Story
9. Cordial
10. The Human Bean
11. Blacker gets a call from his parents
12. The 30,000km long Corgi
13. Claw Machines
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2020-05-0855 minWhite NoiseThe WORST Avenger?Is Bruce Banner really the Hulk? Why does he have 7 PhDs? Find out more on today's episode.
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2020-05-011h 04White NoiseWhat HAPPENED to Cooking Mama?!?Can't make a sweet fried egg in real life, whatever Blacker says
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2020-04-2446 minWhite NoiseThe CRAZIEST Films You've Never Heard OfI can't believe the truth about the Chum Scrubber and now Spongebob Squarepants has been ruined forever.
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2020-04-171h 04White NoiseWe HATE English?The boys try their hand at book club
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2020-04-101h 00White NoiseWe choose the BEST Pokémon?I'm not Ele-kidding you when I say Josh's teams would beat Blacker's any day
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2020-04-031h 06White NoiseThe Bachelor (Physics Edition)This is the real Bachelor's Degree.
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2020-03-2759 minWhite NoiseGet to Know Your HostsWait till the end, it's really funny.
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2020-03-2358 minWhite NoiseBest Films of the DecadeWe talk about Rotten Tomatoes top 50 films of the decade genre lists, and stop off to debate the merits of the Shrek and Stuart Little sequels.
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2020-03-1650 min