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Billie and JeanPuberty SUCKS!This week billie and jean look back on their younger years and tell tales of sleep walking and crimes they have committed. Let's see what happens now on this episode of billie and jean this week on this new episode.2023-11-131h 02Billie and JeanQ&A Spectacular!This week we talk about whether Josiah took out a hit on Lucas and answer all of YOUR lovely questions. AI Gibby has returned. 2023-11-0650 minBillie and JeanHappy Halloween!Banana King and Wednesday Addams will rock your world this halloween! Lucas fills us in on his near death experience and Gibby is STILL trying to figure out how to keep our economy from going into a major recession. Lets see what happens...2023-10-301h 04Billie and JeanThe PlandemicThis week Billie and Jean think back on the fond memories of the pandemic and discuss how ran through Lucas really is. Gibby on the other hand is still on the hunt for real life glitches.2023-10-231h 08Billie and JeanGibby Guesses 2Get ready for a DOOZY this week. Gibby learns how to fly while lucas and josiah try to figure out how to prevent the stock market from going belly up. We need you!!!! Happy birthday lucas 2023-10-161h 07Billie and JeanMinecraft MadnessThis week billie and jean discuss the ins and outs of running a successful and functioning city in Minecraft. Lucas is ran through and gibby is a robot. Help. Me.2023-10-0959 minBillie and JeanThe Final UpgradeGo check out the new Patreon!
Hello Chickheads! Classic stories are told in this episode. Sometimes it's better to leave the good things bad, or should I say...mad? Anyways, we hope you enjoy this weeks episode, and strongly suggest grabbing a nice cold Coca Cola for this week's extravaganza! Ever heard of a rodeo? Well this is like that, TIMES 10!...Lol Just kidding! Please make sure to wrap tape around your head before bed. Classic fun for people. I like birds and pickle juice with leather on top. Before I go, make sure to go like...2023-10-021h 04Billie and JeanThe A.I. Gibby Prank Call FunctionWill they? Wont they? We don't know. How many fingers am I holding up? This week is a doozy so stay tuned to see Lucas rip his own head off and show who he really is under the mask.2023-09-2543 minBillie and JeanA New BeginningWelcome to the new Billie and Jean! Things are gonna be a lot different around here. New co host, new attitude, and new pizza with chocolate! Thanks for watching2023-09-1854 minBillie and JeanGoodbye GibbyThis week billie and jean help gibby move and uncover the truth about him. Moral of story: Lucas likes pizza!!2023-09-0437 minBillie and JeanThe iPad IncidentNitrous oxide is produced by thermally decomposing a hot solution of ammonium nitrate and water at concentrations varying from between 80 to 93% at a temperature of approximately 250°C to 255°C, (482°F to 491°F). Thermal decomposition of ammonium nitrate is complex and can follow different routes.2023-08-281h 00Billie and JeanLets Prank Call!Tell your dad to blow ya momma every once in a while, my phone plan can't handle it!2023-08-2153 minBillie and JeanPoet Killed the Karma KidThis week Josiah eats ants and the boys playa classic game of Would you rather? FIGHT YOUR LOCAL CLASSICORE2023-08-141h 03Billie and JeanHappy Birthday Jean!Happy's Pizza lost they mind
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Happy's Pizza lost they mind2023-08-071h 07Billie and JeanLucas Is a SnitchThis week Josiah saw Barbie and Lucas saw Oppenheimer, need I say more? L O L. Lucas is a snitch and will forever be known as a rat. Aliens are fake 2023-07-3155 minBillie and JeanGet a Job.This week billie and jean give you all some more awful advice and we play another game of Gibby Guesses!2023-07-2455 minBillie and JeanRetired Viner Explains the RopesBillie is Jean, a confused L.A. screenwriter overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, frustration, self-loathing, and by the screenwriting ambitions of his freeloading twin brother Gibby. While struggling to adapt to "Vine," Jean's life spins from pathetic to bizarre. The lives of Billie and Gibby become strangely intertwined as each one's search for passion collides with the others'.2023-07-1852 minBillie and JeanHappy 10th of July!A cynical TV weatherman finds himself reliving the same day over and over again when he goes on location to the small town of Punxsutawney to film a report about their annual 4th of July. His predicament drives him to distraction, until he sees a way of turning the situation to his advantage.2023-07-1057 minBillie and JeanBillie and Jean Get SickThis week Josiah gets everyone around him sick but is in very heavy denial about it. Lucas also opens up about his larger than life backside!2023-07-031h 06Billie and JeanGibby Guesses!Josiah, a clown fish, is overly cautious with his son, Gibby, who has a foreshortened fin. When Gibby swims too close to the surface to prove himself, he is caught by a diver, and horrified Josiah must set out to find him. A blue reef fish named Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) -- who has a really short memory -- joins Marlin and complicates the encounters with sharks, jellyfish, and a host of ocean dangers. Meanwhile, Nemo plots his escape from a dentist's fish tank.2023-06-2657 minBillie and JeanThe Truth about HollywoodThis week billie and jean tell their truth about the horrors they have seen over the years in Los Angeles. Lucas Number 12023-06-191h 08Billie and JeanThe Worst Top 5 List Ever MadeThis week we go over some of our favorite media of all time and try to give some awful advice again. What are some of YOUR top 5's? Leave them? Can you please spread the word about 5 all love to you guys!2023-06-121h 10Billie and Jean2 Men Give AdviceWell, I guess this is turning into an advice podcast. Josiah also continues to share more from his made up childhood. Thanks everyone2023-06-051h 01Billie and JeanWho Farted???Lets try and solve the mystery of this stink. Mystery solved. It was Lucas. Lets get into this week and get down to the nitty gritty guys. Goodbye2023-05-291h 08Billie and JeanYoville's Drag RaceIn this episode Billie and Jean answer questions from the audience, talk about STDDay, and explore the world of YoVilles's Drag Race. Welcome to the paradise2023-05-221h 06Billie and JeanThe Haunted BuffetThis week Josiah and Lucas discuss the buffet, ghouls, and so much more. See you guys on Wednesday the 17th, don't forget to bring your basketball and fedora!2023-05-151h 00Billie and JeanHappy Birthday Billie!In the early 1950s, Billie Jean was busy at work trying to solve all the problems of the actors and filmmakers at Capitol Pictures. His latest assignments involve a disgruntled director, a singing cowboy, a beautiful swimmer and a handsome dancer. As if all this wasn't enough, Billie faces his biggest challenge when Gibby gets kidnapped while in costume for the swords-and-sandals epic "Hail, Jean!" If the studio doesn't pay $100,000, it's the end of the line for the movie star.2023-05-0859 minBillie and JeanLucas Goes to The HospitalThis week Lucases mental health is at an all time low and he has to visit the hospital, on the other hand Josiah is doing great!2023-05-011h 08Billie and JeanWater Under the BridgeWhile out hunting, Billie finds the grisly aftermath of a drug deal. Though he knows better, he cannot resist the cash left behind and takes it with him. The hunter becomes the hunted when a merciless killer named Gibby picks up his trail. Also looking for Billie is Jean, an aging lawman who reflects on a changing world and a dark secret of his own, as he tries to find and protect Billie.2023-04-241h 02Billie and JeanIt Happened AgainDive deep into the sud-conscious with us this week because sadly Lucas has been attacked while sleeping again. Love u always2023-04-1757 minBillie and JeanMaryland is Not a StateIn this episode, Jean is convinced there are too many states in the country. Who is naming these places? Who did we put in charge of that? Why are there North's and South's when they can just be combined? It's all so confusing and scary, but luckily, Billie and Jean are here to explain it. Subscribe to the Yahoo incase you want it up your but.2023-04-101h 03Billie and JeanJosiah Becomes Jeffree StarJosiah has decided to embrace the Jeffree star allegations and bleach his eyebrows, Lucas is eating expired food, and Gibby still doesn't know who Zooey deschanel is. 2023-04-031h 09Billie and JeanJosiah Tells His Life StoryFeast your eyes and ears on the tale pertaining to Billie becoming the absolute monster he is today. Lucas still has the bowl cut. 2023-03-271h 04Billie and JeanLucas Becomes a KarenJosiah has been having conflicting and scary dreams, while Lucas has decided to become a Karen and take down a local business. Special thanks to Rolex!2023-03-201h 08Billie and JeanLucas Flies With the CloudsLucas went to Seattle and caught a virus, making him patient 0. Lets see if he makes it to the end of the month. Thanks for watching guys.2023-03-0659 minBillie and JeanThe Philadelphia Chicken Shop IncidentJosiah relives a traumatizing experience that took place in a chicken shop in Philly. We also talk about how the quality of kids television has diminished so heavily over the years, don't believe us? go check out disney channels new show Fast Layne.2023-02-271h 02Billie and JeanWe Enlist in the MilitaryThis week we talk about how grateful we are for the U.S Military and reignite the hot button debate of squirt squad or cream team.2023-02-201h 03Billie and JeanLove Is In the AirThis week Lucas and Josiah talk about their awful first kisses and the killer in disguise.2023-02-131h 01Billie and JeanJosiah Gets a PermJosiah finally changes his hairdo! But will that be enough to change his attitude?! Watch in this week's episode of--Billie and Jean!2023-02-061h 14Billie and JeanJosiah has IBSLucas and Josiah discuss the bodily consequences of drinking alcohol. Josiah goes downtown on a Wednesday, nothing ever goes right for Billie and Jean Stay tuned for this week. 2023-01-301h 07Billie and Jean10th Episode Vegas Spectacular!Lucas and Josiah avoid talking about anime while Josiah talks about his awful trip to Las Vegas. Please stop spreading lies on the reddit we see everything. 2023-01-231h 07Billie and JeanLucas is Dating Josiahs SisterGoodmorning Billie and Jean fans! This week we explain the tea, and let's get into it. Thanks for so much ideas! If you guys wanna subscribe to our personals here's the link:2023-01-161h 22Billie and JeanCut it!Lucas and Josiah have a discussion that people are not ready for about the male genitalia, WAKE UP! There is words exchanged about the pumpkin that are not true. (However, studies show these guys are not fruitful)2023-01-091h 14Billie and JeanLeave Gibby AloneThis episode Josiah and Lucas want to remind you all to LEAVE GIBBY ALONE. He does not want to hear from you and he would like some privacy please. We also talk about some other stuff I don't know fuck this. 2023-01-0259 minBillie and JeanThe Life and Death of Josiah and LucasWhat the hell?? New year NEW US! Keep up with the facts to hear more about the Internet. This episode Josiah and Lucas ponder about what the end of their life would be like and what they would like their New Year to be like. Goodbye. Forever.2022-12-261h 03Billie and JeanHappy Holidays SeasonThis week we are celebrating the holiday season by not talking about the holidays at all! Gibby got a soundboard!2022-12-191h 12Billie and JeanLucas Got a Bowl CutHard times lead to desperate measures. How deep is friendship in the shallow waters of success? Fighting only results in more revenge. Let's see if the cycle of love and hate spiral into a final dispute. You only got one shot, see who will take it first. 2022-12-121h 18Billie and JeanBillie and Jean FightOn this episode of Billie and Jean Lucas has a terrible idea and is stupid. Get ready for a really stupid episode because of that stupid idea! This is Josiah btw2022-12-0554 minBillie and JeanCar Wrecks and Fake IDsJosiah and Lucas relive their horrifying car accidents by telling some truly blood chilling stories, later this episode they tell some cautionary tales about the dangers of false identification cards. Thank you.2022-11-2857 minBillie and JeanWe Are Not Your LoversWelcome to our podcast. This episode we talk about halloween and Lucas tells a thrilling tale of Josiah betraying him. Will they stay friends? 2022-11-211h 12