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The Carbon FootprintExtinctionWhat do extinct animals, international trade policies, and unfortunate baby faces have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that's why this episode is a wild ride. Juan and Sean debate the ethics of de-extinction, untangle the latest on tariffs without putting you to sleep (promise! maybe?), and discuss a baby so ugly, the dad thought it was impossible it was his. Buckle up!2025-04-211h 18The Carbon FootprintAll The SmokeA CEO is murdered and America isn't upset, rappers and ball players are getting soft, Sean's Bears do it again, bail funds for your kids, and Belichick's recruiting strategy. 2024-12-141h 24The Carbon FootprintPete Rose SlideSean gets his prostate checked, MLB should definitely keep Pete Rose out now, and do pandas even exist? 2024-10-111h 09The Carbon FootprintShape of YouBuilding an entire neighborhood for the homeless, Mission Impossible has the president concerned and Sean's swimmers are perfect. 2023-11-071h 19The Carbon Footprint0 to 100Sean and Juan celebrate their 100th episode the only way they know how, discussing the Carbon Footprints left this week, from Amber Heard, to the worse security team of all time and a distracted senator. Thank you for the love and getting us to the 100!2022-05-121h 28The Carbon FootprintI Am LegendOf course, you know we had to discuss Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, Sean's hilarious airport encounter and Juan gets pooped on.2022-03-311h 15The Carbon FootprintTap OutSexy summer camp, people stepping up to help the refugees from Ukraine, an employer encouraging rubbing one out on the clock and the importance of a safe word2022-03-101h 21The Carbon FootprintFrozenThe fellas discuss the invasion of Ukraine, an organization in Chicago putting students and their parents through college, and freezing your member.2022-03-031h 27The Carbon FootprintKinda SaltyThe new age of politicians could be upon us, you could be entitled to compensation, and a wild take on cupcakes!2022-02-241h 14The Carbon FootprintThick LatinaThe guys discuss the Super Bowl, a remarkable breakthrough in spinal cord injuries and Pornhub searches tell you a lot about a state.2022-02-171h 08The Carbon FootprintWhoopi Still on TV?Crack pipes for everyone courtesy of the US gov, an unlikely executive for Krystal, one of the guys is showing off and Thanksgiving may look different for some this year.2022-02-101h 26The Carbon FootprintGOATThe fellas pay homage to Tom Brady, discuss the latest Joe Rogan cancellation and Minnie Mouse gets a makeover fit for a nursing home queen.2022-02-031h 36The Carbon FootprintGOATThe fellas pay homage to Tom Brady, discuss the latest Joe Rogan cancellation and Minnie Mouse gets a makeover fit for a nursing home queen.2022-02-031h 36The Carbon Footprint44 and CountingWTF is a hyper ovulation, Mexican cartels are stepping up their recruitment game, and the Mars messiah is upon us.2022-01-281h 45The Carbon FootprintThe Whole ChinaKids making more than CEOs, China has a whole sun and Dominic Torretto is loose in LA, again.2022-01-201h 32The Carbon FootprintHot OnesA transplant that will potentially save humanity, a spicy condom, and an app Missy Elliott would be proud of.2022-01-131h 24The Carbon FootprintThank You for Being a Friend, Boom!The fellas pay homage to the legendary Betty White and John Madden, the dream way to quit your job, and that magic blue pill might save you in more ways than one.2022-01-061h 15The Carbon FootprintLast CallSending a Tweet just by thinking about it, Google has been ousted as the #1 web domain after a 15-year run and having performance anxiety during your physical.2021-12-301h 07The Carbon FootprintCamel ToeBatteries made from paper, a $66 million dollar beauty pageant, and the catholic church really does hate children.2021-12-231h 15The Carbon FootprintA League of Their OwnA wild weekend in sports, not all slip and falls are created equal, a CE Oh no, and you never know what you're going to get on FB Live.2021-12-161h 10The Carbon FootprintThe SphynxThe fellas are getting white girl wasted this week, the robots are reproducing, and breastfeeding on an airplane gets a little weird.2021-12-091h 03The Carbon FootprintEleven Foot EightThe fellas discuss their Thanksgiving, Armageddon might be happening for real, and the most entertaining bridge in America.2021-12-021h 15The Carbon FootprintCarbon RougeA selfless Make-a-Wish, proposals in a fast- food restaurant, and sometimes you just need to shoot your shot.2021-11-251h 05The Carbon FootprintGolden ShowerHappy birthday to the USMC, how do you steal a whole house, and a lead singer willing to go the extra mile for her fans.2021-11-181h 02The Carbon FootprintMr. Steal Your GirlThe aftermath of the Astroworld tragedy, a father's love knows no bounds, and if Leo wants your girl, that's his girl now.2021-11-111h 10The Carbon FootprintOf Mice and menFacebook's rebranding, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame recognizing Hip Hop, and you have to be willing to go the extra mile to win Teacher of the Year2021-11-041h 13The Carbon FootprintBring AdrianaThe importance of dads, what do you ask Tom Brady for to get his ball back, and a real life Hawkeye.2021-10-281h 09The Carbon FootprintWave the White FlagThe Jon Gruden fallout, are any of us safe in the Group chat, is Wilder/Fury 3 the greatest boxing match of all time, and you may be able to sue your car insurance for catching the bumps in the back seat.2021-10-141h 04The Carbon FootprintAmazon BasicsA school project leads to a life changing relationship for a WW2 vet, you can literally buy anything on Amazon, and Will Smith hates Will Smith. 2021-10-061h 04The Carbon FootprintFingerdickSome frisky gorillas, an intrusive home robot and a new player emerges that will hopefully disrupt the pharmaceutical industry. 2021-09-301h 06The Carbon FootprintLegacyThis one's for Shep! We pay homage to a dear part of the CFP family and talk about an unlikely ally in the war against Texas' abortion law.2021-09-231h 15The Carbon FootprintCajun NavyGroundbreaking facial recognition software, how do you know something is an addiction and not a profession, the people of New Orleans come together in crisis, and should you be allowed to date if your spouse has Alzheimer's. 2021-09-011h 23The Carbon FootprintBad ReligionCrate challenge, the jeopardy host that was, then wasn't, and Bishops taking their talents to OnlyFans.2021-08-251h 21The Carbon FootprintField of DreamsThe fellas discuss the situation in Afghanistan, camping for a good cause and a modern day Abraham. 2021-08-191h 31The Carbon FootprintThe Boy WonderDid AMC just kill the movie industry? Nick Cannon doesn't believe in marriage, and an iconic comic book character comes out as bisexual. 2021-08-121h 28The Carbon FootprintI Like ItNon-athletes competing in the Olympics, horrible airline experiences, and how old is too old to breast feed.2021-08-051h 26The Carbon FootprintName That DrugPizzeria brawls, do billionaires owe society anything, and can you name the drug based on the crime?2021-08-021h 23The Carbon FootprintDo Not DisturbA 4-day work week, employees keeping profits and one of the fellas was highly uncomfortable during the Bezos launch.2021-07-211h 23The Carbon FootprintWhoopie PieFlying cars, the advantage of weed in sports, and sleepovers that lead to hundred year prison sentences.2021-07-121h 31The Carbon FootprintOh, MerylBill Cosby released from prison, should schools teach critical race theory, and sometimes you just really need a shipping label.2021-07-031h 39The Carbon FootprintIndecent ProposalWho has the best chicken sandwich, a side effect that turns you into a superhero, is the pandemic responsible for bad service and Carl Nassib comes out.2021-06-231h 42The Carbon FootprintBroke AF Now BoardingOne of the fellas may have stake in a fast food chain, a new way to save money on a flight, and sometimes, avoiding the explosion from the grenade is just as bad2021-06-1655 minThe Carbon FootprintInfinity StonesWho's giving Thanos a run for his money, a new concept that could revolutionize college education, and why it pays to always have a backup plan.2021-06-091h 29The Carbon FootprintIt's Not The HairWe talk Naomi Osaka, sharing your Flaming Hot Cheetos, and Zoom calls proving to be pretty difficult for a particular politician.2021-06-021h 19The Carbon FootprintThe Weigh-InMuch needed vacations, should men even be allowed to make legislation about a woman's body and the fellas have an idea for the next big subscription service.2021-05-281h 33The Carbon FootprintHall of FameSurviving in medieval times, protect the cows at all costs, and how far are you willing to go for social media followers?2021-05-191h 06The Carbon FootprintYou're PerfectBeing born with extra extremities isn't always that bad, what's next for Canelo, a school that forbids vaccines, and sometimes kids being annoying can save their life.2021-05-121h 29The Carbon FootprintGrenadeThe fellas celebrate one year of podcasting, talk NFL draft, crypto, taxes and finding a grenade in the forest....sort of.....2021-05-051h 31The Carbon FootprintSwipe This VisaUFC 261, the struggle is real with these kids, California's governors race could get very interesting and maybe jail isn't a deterrent.2021-04-281h 26The Carbon FootprintHigh HolidayThe guys discuss the historical significance of the Chauvin verdict, our new favorite holiday, and things not to do while naked.2021-04-211h 22The Carbon FootprintRide the LightningThe fellas pay homage to DMX, discuss the traffic stop involving the army officer in VA, the shooting of Daunte Wright, and what would you do if $1.2m was accidentally deposited into your account.2021-04-141h 31The Carbon FootprintKilling Me SoftlyTaking bad days at the office to another level, father and son shootouts, and sometimes you have to make sure your dinner is dead.2021-04-0757 minThe Carbon FootprintMonteroThe fellas discuss the Lil Nas X controversy, some more unusual Goodwill donations and moms throwing down hands.2021-03-311h 14The Carbon FootprintDikTokA local mayor who stepped up big during the pandemic, is America ok with the occasional mass shooting, and the new social media platform coming from the former president.2021-03-271h 31The Carbon FootprintNot This WeekWho knew diabetes could make you racist? Sean is less than excited about his Bear’s QB situation, and China is going for homers without buying you dinner first…2021-03-171h 38The Carbon FootprintLe FreakWhen should you be considered an adult? Has Covid caused a renewed interest in kids wanting to be doctors, and some indecent proposals...2021-03-101h 14The Carbon FootprintThrift ShopNon-Covid cases are up in NY, civilians are heading into space this year, and you can really find anything at a Thrift Shop.2021-03-031h 11The Carbon FootprintI'm PeopleBuilding walls from coffee, protecting your kids from adult gamers and Florida might have the cure for the Rona.2021-02-241h 13The Carbon FootprintMinor LeagueThe Empire State building will now run on wind energy, spinach that can send emails and the new football league where fans call the plays!2021-02-171h 25The Carbon FootprintThe Bad BatchGorilla Glue woes, did Tampa Bay have the greatest performance by a defense in a Super Bowl all time, and how do you pick which kid to adopt?2021-02-101h 30The Carbon FootprintRemove a RibThe MJ of sperm donors, Redditors take on Wall Street, and the fellas wonder if removing a rib might be worthwhile.2021-02-031h 24The Carbon FootprintFinding BigfootA zoo in San Antonio is taking breakup pettiness to a whole new level. We might have a cure for blindness, and why we need to start treating historical figures like Michael Jackson.2021-01-271h 30The Carbon FootprintOil Money GangA city with zero traffic and emissions. Sometimes you just need to walk your husband. Suicide is never funny, unless...2021-01-201h 30The Carbon FootprintOil Money GangA city with zero traffic and emissions. Sometimes you just need to walk your husband. Suicide is never funny, unless...2021-01-201h 30The Carbon FootprintMask OffA children's show with an unexpected member, the storming of the Capitol Building, and a city that went all of 2020 without a single shot fired by police.2021-01-131h 30The Carbon FootprintTrump OsteenThe guys are back in the studio and kicking off the new year with a bang! Curing degenerative brain disorders, questionable phones calls and Heisman talk. This one has it all!2021-01-061h 22The Carbon FootprintLife Is GoodThe fellas review 2020, talk about their Christmas and discuss the closing week of the NFL regular season.2020-12-291h 17The Carbon FootprintWAPThe fellas discuss the latest relief bill, who the hardest workers in the room are and getting sued by your mom.2020-12-231h 02The Carbon FootprintBreaking BadLearning how to make cocaine on Tik Tok, could PTSD be a thing of the past and why single moms might let you beat their kids.2020-12-151h 08The Carbon FootprintMoves Like JaggerBuried in fungus, why we can't have nice things, and how do you measure fame?2020-12-081h 22The Carbon FootprintWrecking BallCelebrities are the future of boxing, we could be one step closer to curing cancer, and farming will be moving indoors.2020-12-011h 22The Carbon FootprintNo New FriendsNBA free agency update, your kids might be listening after all, and if you make it, are you giving $1m to each one of your closest friends?2020-11-241h 19The Carbon FootprintAccidental Cream PieHero worship, the internet is a wild place and the Boy Scouts are a little too hands-on.2020-11-171h 29The Carbon FootprintLet's Have a DrinkThe custody of America, should we let narcos run Fortune 500s and here is when we have the ultimate equality.2020-11-101h 39The Carbon FootprintCould You Milk Me?A Carbon Footprint that's close to home, cop killing cocks, and why do guys have nipples?2020-11-031h 18The Carbon FootprintLook It Up On YouTubeFloating dead bodies, election predictions and what is on your teacher's search results?2020-10-271h 37The Carbon FootprintDon't Be An AssholeMaybe we should let women run everything, the fellas would make terrible crisis negotiators, and what will your legacy as a parent be?2020-10-201h 24The Carbon FootprintPLEASE DOC!!VP debate talk, maybe we should normalize steroids, and is Lebron now the goat?2020-10-131h 39The Carbon FootprintGet Rid of It!The Iron Man suit is real! We think we watched a debate, and how old is too old to be afraid of the dark?2020-10-061h 27The Carbon FootprintFruity LoopsNBA finals predictions, Juan actually admits he was wrong about something, and are we currently living in multiple dimensions?2020-09-291h 27The Carbon FootprintBlackout the WindowsThe Notorious RBG, waking up on i95 and why are there boos in an empty stadium?2020-09-241h 14The Carbon FootprintCryo-FootprintLiving forever, being petty and week 1 thoughts from the NFL season.2020-09-221h 00The Carbon FootprintYou B!tch!Corporate perks, Sean's not happy with the Bears QB decision and kids say the darnedest things2020-09-081h 22The Carbon FootprintI Forgot to Charge ItChadwick Boseman's carbon footprint, the NBA's boycott and pigs with microchips.2020-09-011h 21The Carbon FootprintJudgement Free ZoneThe fellas are hyped about Luka, funeral home resurrections, and Batman spotted in Chile?2020-08-251h 13The Carbon FootprintLeave Me, BroJuan & Sean discuss the VP pick, NBA playoffs, and that one time in Vegas....2020-08-181h 19The Carbon FootprintIn The Air TonightSean and Juan discuss the explosion in Beirut, Kylie haters, the power of music, and will there be an NCAA football season. 2020-08-111h 27The Carbon FootprintTake Us To Your LeaderSpaceX, the Aliens are coming and the worse run league in professional sports.2020-08-041h 17The Carbon FootprintClippers and StrippersMagic City chicken wings, Covid sniffing dogs and much more on this week's episode of The Carbon Footprint!2020-07-281h 16The Carbon FootprintCard Readers drop from the overhead compartmentThe fellas get into Kanye, Goya, more Dak talk and the real reason people hate Trump2020-07-211h 17The Carbon FootprintA Couple of YentasThe fellas discuss entanglements, the NFL new national anthem policy and the US banning Tik Tok.2020-07-141h 02The Carbon FootprintEverything's legal in JerseyThe fellas talk about Mahomes' new contract, Hamilton, Kanye running for president, and the new NFL team?2020-07-071h 12The Carbon FootprintSmorgasbordThe fellas talk about the return of sport, house plants at the opera and drinking hand sanitizer.2020-06-301h 08The Carbon FootprintBarrel RollThe fellas talk confederate flags, goat yoga, Tupac and Skydiving2020-06-231h 15The Carbon FootprintDammit Juan PabloIdiots of the week, NASCAR and the start of a new nation? Sean and Juan touch on that and more this week!2020-06-161h 18The Carbon FootprintScuttlebuttSean talks about brotherhood in the Marine Corp and the fellas go into the economic aftermath of George Floyd's murder2020-06-081h 14The Carbon FootprintGot Empathy???Sean and Juan discuss the murder of George Floyd, the riots and the SpaceX launch2020-06-021h 25The Carbon FootprintBear With UsSean and Juan talk quarantine, hunting and that one time someone was dead, but wasn't2020-05-281h 20The Carbon FootprintDon't ever trash talk Black JesusJuan and Sean discuss the finale of The Last Dance2020-05-191h 12The Carbon FootprintGenesisSean & Juan discuss The Last Dance2020-05-161h 11