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True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 114: The Grapes Are Struggling: Climate Change's Threat to the Wine Industry
Hey friends! Welcome to another wild ride with "True Crime Against Wine." Today, Judge Rachel and Judge Topher spill the tea (or should I say wine?) on how climate change is shaking things up in the wine world! Our buddy Noah's question takes us on a whirlwind tour of vineyard challenges, from awkward frosts to raging wildfires. It’s a bumpy ride for those grapes, and we’re here to share the highs and toasting lows these winemakers are facing. Ready to dive into what might just be the world's juiciest climate drama? Tune in, sip a...
2025-06-09
11 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 110: Snack Attack Confessions: The Great Chip Debate
Welcome back, dear friends, to another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine, where we dive into the world of snacks, accompanied by some unexpected and wild flavors! With our guest Hermes briefly making his mischievous presence known, we tackle Judge Rachel’s burning question from our listener, Mae, about favorite potato chips. Join us as we indulge in a spirited discussion of kettle-cooked versus ridged chips, reveal embarrassing late-night Dorito meals, and get surprised by some mind-bending chip flavors. Whether you're a fan of spicy jalapeño bites or classic Pringles crunch, there's something delightful (and a b...
2025-04-21
12 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0415: Get a Clue, Listeners
DEFENDANT: Judge Rachel EVIDENCE: A Broken Bottle of Manos Special Edition Clue Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Murder Shed -- Hey there. Welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This week, we're diving into the mystery edition of our beloved podcast, where the unknown reigns supreme. Will we stay on topic? Who knows! But one thing's for sure, the journey will be full of laughs and tangents! Today, we're recording from my loft with the windows open, enjoying a beautiful day with scrumptious soup simmering...
2025-03-17
1h 43
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 106: Unraveling Barbara Ann: The Mystery and Magic of Our Podcast Listener
Hey there, welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crimes! Ever wondered what it’s like when a mother and daughter hit the road together, tuning into their favorite podcast? Well, today’s episode is packed with delightful tales and hilarious moments featuring our beloved listener, Barbara Ann! Join us as Judge Rachel spills the beans about whether Barbara Ann knows her status as our podcast's legendary listener. It's a mix of mystery, motherly love, and downright funny misunderstandings! From curious questions about memorizing episodes to navigating the intricacies of seasons versus episodes, Barbara Ann's...
2025-02-24
10 min
Miss Understood with Rachel Uchitel
Hot Bench Judge Rachel Juarez Weighs in on the Top Legal Scandals
In this episode, we are honored to host Judge Rachel Juarez, a distinguished attorney and one of the esteemed judges on the Emmy-nominated court program Hot Bench, created by Judge Judy. Today, she brings her wealth of experience to our discussion, where we delve into her journey into the legal profession, her path to becoming a judge on Hot Bench, and what it’s like to serve on the show’s unique three-judge panel. Additionally, we explore the latest legal dramas and scandals, including those involving Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, and P. Diddy, and Judge Juarez shares insights into a ca...
2025-02-14
51 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0409: Cuz I'm Your Topher, And You Are My Wine (Power of Love holiday remix)
DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!! EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe -- *DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised. Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here for the rest of December. BUT to celebrate the season, we are drinking our fanciest wine yet in honor of your favorite Judge's Fairy God-Diva, the greatest singer in the world, the incomparable Celine Marie Claudette Dion! Join u...
2024-12-23
1h 41
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0405: No, Rachel, It Doesn't Taste Like Grapes!
DEFENDANT: Emma Watson EVIDENCE: Renais Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Chablis, France -- Hey there, fabulous friends! Welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine, and guess what? We’re diving into our very first liquor episode of Season Four. That’s right, we’re shaking things up with some gin-tastic revelations! Now, before you roll your eyes and say, “Oh, more gin?” hear us out! This isn’t just any gin; it’s Emma Watson’s very own Renais Gin, crafted with grapes from her family’s vineyard in Chab...
2024-11-11
1h 28
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 92: Sweet Bitch Sips & Snickers
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious ride with Rachel and Topher? In this episode, they dive into a bottle of "Sweet Bitch" Moscato Rosé. Spoiler alert: It's as wild as the name suggests! Join the fun as they dissect the label, share a few laughs, and face the ultimate taste test. Will it be a delightful surprise or a sweet disaster? You'll have to listen to find out! Don't miss the wine-fueled banter and the unexpected twists. Cheers! 🥂
2024-08-19
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 90: Rachel's Wine Quiz Showdown: Sicily Edition
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for some laughs and a splash of wine knowledge? Join us in the final part of our "Let's Quiz Rachel" series, where Rachel takes on Sicily's finest wines in an epic quiz battle! Our staff is sponsoring this fun ride (well, not really, but let's pretend!), and Rachel is about to face questions that even our wine experts haven't tackled yet. From guessing the DOCG wine of Sicily to coming up with hilarious grape names like "spaghetti," this episode is a rollercoaster of giggles and wine wisdom. Wil...
2024-08-05
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 86: Rachel's Northern Italy Quiz Challenge
Hey there, wine lovers! Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues! From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll discover the crucial difference between pepperoni and sparkling salami. Who knew learning about wine could be this entertaining? Join us for laughs, unexpected trivia, and Rachel’s unique approach to wine quizzes. Don’t forget to send in your ow...
2024-07-08
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 85: The Basics You Never Knew
Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 In this special sidebar episode of True Crimes Against Wine, Judge Rachel and Topher dive into some of the most frequently asked questions from their staff about wine basics. From the surprising origins of winemaking to the myriad grape varieties out there, you'll be both entertained and educated. Ever wondered how many types of grapes exist or what exactly terroir means? Or maybe you're curious about the rebellious nature of IGT wines? Tune in as Rachel gets quizzed on these topics and more, with plenty of laughs and unexpected moments along the...
2024-07-01
10 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 84: Her Love Don't Cost a Thing
Judge Rachel delves into the messy love life of Jenny from the block.
2024-06-24
18 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0316: Slam Dunk
DEFENDANT: Dwayne Wade EVIDENCE: Three By Chenin Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges go court side for a special athletic episode. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination while Topher plays point guard.
2024-04-01
1h 00
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0314: Mr. Dingley and Colonel Brightly
DEFENDANT: Jane Austen EVIDENCE: Corgi Earl Grey Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Oxfordshire, UK -- Our Judges traverse to jolly old England for another special literary/liquor combo! Judge Topher learns about the life and times of one of the greatest romance authors of all time, while Judge Rachel struggles to stay dry.
2024-03-04
1h 11
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0311: To Drink Or Not To Drink
DEFENDANT: William Shakespeare EVIDENCE: Mondavi Oberon Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Carneros, CA -- Our fair Judges sojourn to the land of the sun, Where once they say the West was won, Where all that glisters nae be gold, But Judge Rachel is definitely very old. Thank you.
2024-01-22
1h 06
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0309: Ice Princess
DEFENDANT: Wayne Gretzky EVIDENCE: No. 99 Ice Wine SCENE OF THE CRIME: Ontario, Canada -- Our Judges travel to the Great North to inspect the product of a true hockey great. Topher explains the sport and Rachel delivers a particularly hard cross examination.
2023-12-25
58 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 66: Pop Quiz!
Judge Rachel tests the limits of Judge Topher's wine knowledge with a series of rapid fire questions.
2023-10-09
03 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 65: She Just Took A DNA Test, And...
Judge Rachel expounds on the recent Lizzo scandal and all its sordid details.
2023-09-25
04 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 64: A Hill To Die On
Judge Rachel delves into the recent Jonah Hill "scandal" and both judges endeavor to take sides...
2023-09-11
09 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 62: Roll for Rachel
Judge Rachel talks all things D&D, Baldur's Gate, and.... customizable genitalia?
2023-08-21
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 61: Where’s Waldo?
Judge Topher tries to give you the tools to navigate the mess that is... The Wine Aisle.
2023-08-14
06 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 58: Body-ody-ody!!!
What the heck are people talking about when they reference a wine's "body?" Judge Topher is here to break it down for you!
2023-07-24
06 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 57: The Feud
Judge Topher breaks his silence regarding his years long ongoing beef with a Hollywood icon.
2023-07-17
12 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 56: Taste the Difference
Judge Rachel and Judge Topher discuss how to improve your palate and Topher shares how he teaches beginners how to taste.
2023-07-10
07 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 55: Summer Sipples
Judge Topher shares some of his favorite summertime cocktails. Recipes in the comments.
2023-07-03
07 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 54: Topher’s Burn Book
Judge Topher finally answers the question regarding his feelings about Timothee Chalamet. Judge Rachel gives fresh insight into his life and background. Will she change Topher's mind? Or is Chalamet a lost cause?
2023-06-26
06 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 52: Memory Games
Judge Topher hosts a surprise cross examination to test how bad Judge Rachel's memory really is...
2023-06-12
06 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 50: What Goes With What, Now?
Judge Topher explains some basic tips for pairing wine with food. BONUS: Think about where it is from... Making a delicious pasta? Serve an Italian wine from that region! Ciao!
2023-05-29
07 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0220: The Beguiled and Besotted
DEFENDANT: Sofia Coppola EVIDENCE: Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Edition Chardonnay 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast, US -- Our Judges sojourn to the sunny west coast for their last trial of the season. Judge Topher displays keen memory skills and Judge Rachel tries to trip him up with her hardest cross examination yet...
2023-05-22
1h 01
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 47: Apre Ski
Judge Rachel expounds on the the drama surrounding Gwyneth Paltrow and her skiing snafu.
2023-04-17
08 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 46: Veuve Cliquot
Judge Topher delves into the fascinating and inspiring life of one of history's most famous and celebrated winemakers, the Widow Cliquot.
2023-04-03
08 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 2016: Four Wines and a Funeral
DEFENDANT: Dame Agatha Christie EVIDENCE: Crush Rivaner, Disheveled Tailor Königliche, Right Hook Cabernet Sauvignon, and The Butchery Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Luxembourg, Hungary, Bulgaria, and Moldova -- Our Judges board the Orient Express to tackle their most ambitious case yet, the Queen of Crime herself. Judge Topher talks poisons and Judge Rachel reveals a shocking twist involving a runaway defendant!
2023-03-27
1h 06
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 45: How Much Is Too Much?
Judge Topher offers some sage advice regarding an age old question and tips on how to remain professional at boozy work functions.
2023-03-20
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 2015: Belchy Buzzz
DEFENDANT: Blake Lively EVIDENCE: Betty Buzz Premium Drink Mixers SCENE OF THE CRIME: America? -- Our Judges turn into pro bartenders with the help of Blake Lively's line of mixers. Topher pours heavy and has trouble keeping his ish together, and Rachel insists that this is a VERY belchy wine.
2023-03-13
1h 10
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 44: A Good Year
Ever wonder what people mean when they say it was a "good year" for wine? Judge Topher breaks it down and gives tips for finding the perfect vintage.
2023-03-06
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 43: A Brief History of Wine
Who invented wine? Where did it come from? And how did it make it to our tables today? Judge Topher presents a brief history of wine.
2023-02-20
11 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 2013: The Empress of Gin-dia
DEFENDANT: Queen Victoria EVIDENCE: Empress 1908 London Dry Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Victoria, BC, Canada -- In this jewel-toned trial, our Judges conclude their royal series by hearing the case of the grandmother of Europe. Curious Victorian customs come into question, and Rachel amps up the difficulty of her cross examination, much to Topher's dismay.
2023-02-13
1h 19
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 42: Up In the Aer...
What is aeration? Does it really make a difference? And should you spend your money on it? Judge Topher answers all these questions and gives advice to help you avoid some common pitfalls.
2023-02-06
08 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 2012: MORE Merry Wines of Windsor!
DEFENDANTS: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, aka Harry and Meghan EVIDENCE: Diatom Chardonnay 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA -- Back by popular demand! In the second part of this riveting court case, Judges Topher and Rachel zero in on the evidence and rumors surrounding the most famous royal expats. Intimate details of H&M's sex life are allegedly revealed, and rest assured that genitalia IS discussed...
2023-01-30
1h 37
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 2011: The Merry Wines of Windsor
DEFENDANT: The Windsors EVIDENCE: Moet Chandon, 2020 SCENE OF THE CRIME: The globe, if you study Colonialism... -- Our Judges hop across the pond to hear their most prestigious case to date. From tackling nongendered titles to dismantling toxic allegiances, Topher and Rachel are dedicated to hard hits and hot takes. No Corgis were harmed in this trial.
2023-01-23
1h 41
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 41: I’ll Have What She’s Having...
Our Judges discuss the glory that is the movie, The Menu. Rachel tries to keep things sane as Topher grows increasingly manic with each course. Yet another personal connection is revealed...
2023-01-16
19 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 2010: Toe-lickin’ Good!
DEFENDANT: Zac Brown EVIDENCE: Z Alexander Brown "Uncaged" Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast -- Our Judges board a pontoon to try their latest case, in which the accused hits a bit close to home. Judge Topher blindly navigates a poetry based cross examination while Rachel has lurid details of her intimate life revealed.
2023-01-09
1h 08
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 40: You’ve Got A Friend In Me
Judge Rachel delves into the allegations that Tom Hanks let Ginnifer Goodwin play with his Woody doll.
2023-01-02
08 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0209: I Put A Spell On You
DEFENDANT: Cynthia Erivo EVIDENCE: Black Girl Magic Red Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA -- Our Judges brew up a powerful spell with the help of the McBride sisters. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination, and a tipsy Topher has a case of mistaken identity... twice.
2022-12-26
1h 04
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 39: The Age Gap
Judge Rachel sheds light on some of the most problematic celebrity May/December romances, as well as some of her favorites.
2022-12-19
12 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0208: GOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!
DEFENDANT: Cristiano Ronaldo EVIDENCE: Terras de Lava 2019 Merlot SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Azores, Territory of Portugal -- Our Judges take a flight to the mid Atlantic to try a very intricate case of involving lava, statue switcheroos, and scissor kicks. Rachel shows off her Portuguese, and Topher is put in a serious cross examination that could potentially keep him from earning a gold medal touchdown...
2022-12-12
1h 10
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 38: Which Is Better, 1 or 2?
Rachel gets surprised with a blind tasting as Topher explores some value wines.
2022-12-05
08 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 37: Flipping Tables
Judge Rachel explains the recent restaurant fiasco involving James Corden and his wife. Topher goes on a pro service industry rant.
2022-11-21
09 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0206: Say Yes To The Dress
DEFENDANT: Vera Wang EVIDENCE: Party Prosecco SCENE OF THE CRIME: Italy -- Our Judges channel their inner bridezillas as they drink their way through this bubbly bottle sent to them by a fan. Rachel surprises Topher with multiple costume changes.
2022-11-14
1h 47
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 36: Why Not Grapes?
Judge Rachel asks Judge Topher the most important question when it comes to tasting wine...
2022-11-07
03 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 35: A Confrontation And An Apology...
Judge Rachel responds to a shocking accusation from a longtime listener, which rocks the courtroom and threatens the very core of podcast. Topher could not be more appalled and smug.
2022-10-24
04 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0204: Boozus and Ramona
DEFENDENT: Beverly Cleary EVIDENCE: R Stuart & Co "Big Fire" Pinot Noir SCENE OF THE CRIME: McMinnville, Oregon Our Judges jet out to the beautiful Willamette Valley to pay homage to a very special lady from their childhoods. Rachel gives insight into the life of beloved children's author Beverly Cleary, and Topher expounds on his personal connection to the incredible R Stuart Winery.
2022-10-17
1h 35
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 34: What’s In A Grape?
Judge Topher explains the difference between the Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot grapes.
2022-10-10
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0203: Witch Doctors and White Russians
DEFENDANT: Grigori Rasputin EVIDENCE: Stolichnaya Vodka SCENE OF THE CRIME: Riga, Latvia -- This week's celebrity is almost more legend than person, as our Judges hear the case of their very first historical celebrity, the infamous Grigori Rasputin. Rachel spills some very sordid tea about the famed mystic while also revealing a very human side to him. Topher is moved to unveil more of his villain origin story.
2022-10-03
1h 28
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0202: Quit Yer Joshin’!
DEFENDANT(S): Josh? EVIDENCE: Josh Cellars Prosecco SCENE OF THE CRIME: Possibly Your Own Neighborhood... Our Judges face their most difficult case yet as they examine multiple suspects and their tangled web of motives. Topher explains the history of Prosecco, while Rachel brings back retro technology from the 90's to sort the suspects of our case.
2022-09-19
1h 12
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 31: Wine Clubs... Worth It Or Nah?
Judge Topher explains different types of wine clubs and analyzes whether they are worth the cost.
2022-08-29
06 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 29: Our Favorite Things
Judges Rachel and Topher answer what their favorite kinds of cocktails are and talk flavor profiles.
2022-08-15
07 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep 27: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Judge Rachel surprises Topher with some celebrities who hail from his home state, and Topher reveals old beef with one of Hollywood's most beloved stars...
2022-08-01
12 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep 26: What’s in a Name?
Judge Rachel shocks Judge Topher with some of the most outrageous celebrity baby names.
2022-07-25
10 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 25: The Hard Truth About Hard Seltzer
Judge Rachel provides the only definitive ranking of hard seltzers you will ever need, based on her exhaustive comparative brand studies and years of field trials.
2022-07-18
09 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 24: Whatcha Packin’?
Judge Topher gives some pro tips on which wines to pack for your vacays and getaways.
2022-07-11
06 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 23: SCANDAL!!!
Judge Rachel takes us on a deep dive into one of the first major celebrity scandals, a Prohibition-era, sordid tale of sex, drugs, and a mysterious death that has yet to be solved...
2022-07-04
21 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 22: Double, Double, Toil and Trouble...
Looking to ace Potions class? Judge Topher gives some instructional tips on how to infuse your own liquors at home!
2022-06-27
15 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 21: Welcome Home!
Judge Rachel stuns us all with a list of the most expensive celebrity homes out there... and they are some doozies!
2022-06-20
13 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0133: Battle of the Sexies
DEFENDENTS: Judges Rachel and Topher EVIDENCE: Private Wine Selection SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Judges' Chambers -- Our Judges find themselves in the crosshairs of justice as they defend themselves with evidence from their own personal wine cellars. Learn the sordid secrets of their lives and listen with baited breath as they turn on each other in our first ever dueling cross examinations!
2022-06-13
1h 28
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Sidebar Ep. 20: What’s Your Emotional Damage?
In order for Judge Topher to answer this week's question, he and Judge Rachel are forced to relive some of their most embarrassing moments.
2022-06-06
13 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0132: Squatters’ Daughters and Southern Chickens
DEFENTANT: The Chicks EVIDENCE: "Gaslighter" Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Somewhere in California -- Our Judges trudge through some trepidatious waters as they hear the case of one of country music's most outspoken and controversial trios. Rachel answers the age old question of whether a bear sh*$# in the woods, and Topher incurs the wrath of the Bae-hive...
2022-05-30
1h 29
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Sidebar Ep. 19: Garnish This!
Judge Topher gives advice on proper cocktail garnishing and shares some of his favorite garnish pairings.
2022-05-23
11 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0131: Here’s The Skinny...
DEFENDANT: Bethenny Frankel EVIDENCE: Skinnygirl White Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges find themselves surrounded with various crimes as they attempt to wade through evidence of insensitivity, bigotry, and doubling down. Rachel refuses to discuss centaurs, and Topher writes a best selling book.
2022-05-16
1h 21
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CASE 0130: Drunk Becomes Her
DEFENDANT: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn EVIDENCE: Gogi "Goldie" Chardonnay 2018 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sta Rita Hills, CA -- Our Judges circle back to a small subregion of Santa Barbara to investigate a particularly delectable partnership riddled with multiple high profile suspects. Topher waxes theological and makes a cringe-worthy confession while Rachel plans an elopement with Fact Checker and reveals her only talent.
2022-05-02
1h 30
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Sidebar Ep. 17: Who You Crushin’ On???
Judge Rachel reveals a not at all weird first crush, and good for her! Topher understands the assignment.
2022-04-25
03 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 16: Rachel’s Burn Book
Judge Rachel gets extra judge-y as she answers the second part of Thom's question, "Who is your LEAST favorite celebrity couple?" Topher is aghast at Rachel's answer and her predictions of an impending divorce.
2022-04-11
13 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 15: Rachel’s TrapperKeeper of Love
Rachel enthuses about her favorite celebrity couple and our judges wax poetic about Hollywood love.
2022-03-28
06 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 14: How To Order Wine (And Look Really Cool When You Do)
Wine list got you stymied? Unsure what to do when the server brings the bottle to the table? And what do you do with the cork??? Judge Topher is here to allay your anxiety and put a stopper in the awkwardness!
2022-03-21
10 min
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Sidebar Ep. 13: Eat Your Heart Out, Armie Hammer!
Judge Rachel is asked to explain "the situation" with Armie Hammer and gives some tasty insights into the more savory aspects of cancel culture.
2022-03-07
09 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep.12: Let’s Get Cheap
Looking for wine on a budget but don't want to skimp on quality? Judge Topher has the skinny on how to shop for cheap bottles, as well as his favorite wines for under $10!
2022-02-21
10 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0126: Something’s Gotta Give (Us More Wine)
DEFENDANT: Diane Keaton EVIDENCE: The Keaton Red Wine Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: North Coast, CA -- Our Judges celebrate America's favorite mom, Ms Diane Keaton. They explore her iconic roles, brilliant fashion, and layered relationships. Rachel reveals a deep seated and unexpected prejudice, but makes up for it with an awkward celebrity sighting.
2022-02-14
1h 16
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CASE 0125: Running A Train On Topher
DEFENDANT: Train EVIDENCE: "Calling All Angels" Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Livermore Valley, CA -- Our Judges try to figure out what exactly Train is, and why. They explore ideas for their own band names, fresh beauty products, and Rachel takes a very strong stance about her musical taste.
2022-01-31
1h 13
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CASE 0124: Thank You For Being Our Friend
DEFENDANT: Betty White EVIDENCE: She Isn't Actually On Trial SCENE OF THE CRIME: Seriously, She Is A Saint -- In this very special episode, our judges cancel their hearings for the day and take to their chambers to pour some martinis and pay loving (and laughing) tribute to the great Betty White. Topher channels his inner happy homemaker with tips for alternative uses for wine, and Rachel explores what made Betty such a gift to the world, both on-screen and off. -- Rest in peace, Betty. And thank you for being a förbundsmedlem.
2022-01-17
1h 42
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Sidebar Ep. 8: It’s Not Easy Being Cheesy!
Judge Topher answers the classic New Year's Party question: How do I pair wine with my cheese plate??? Short answer: listen to this minisode! Happy New Year!
2021-12-27
09 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE O122: Harry Potter and the Quest For Butterbeer
DEFENDANT: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter EVIDENCE: Malolactic-fermented Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Hogsmeade and Various Parts of California -- Our judges leap aboard the Hogwarts Express for an exciting Christmas Special! Butterbeer is on the menu as Rachel and Topher attempt to find a wine that most resembles the magical brew, then sort the sampled potions into their Houses. Join us for an enchanted episode full of drunken confessions, marauding sidetracks, and nostalgic Potterlore.
2021-12-20
1h 47
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CASE 0119: Drinking Up With The Kardashians
DEFENDANT: Kylie Jenner EVIDENCE: Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio 2020 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Alto Adige, Italy -- Judges Rachel and Topher travel between Italy and LA as they investigate a new case with shocking allegations of "Aiding and Abetting." Will this episode's social media diva be acquitted of the charges? Or will she be found "Guilty By Association?"
2021-11-08
1h 19
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Sidebar Ep. 4: Wine Colors
Topher answers a listener question about why wines are different colors, and explains to Rachel the various reasons behind pigmentation and what colors can tell you about what you are drinking.
2021-11-01
05 min
True Crimes Against Wine
Sidebar Ep. 3: Organic vs Biodynamic
Topher helps guide Rachel through the differences and similarities between organic and biodynamic wines, but Rachel remains skeptical.
2021-10-18
10 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0117: Papa Don‘t Drink... This Gewurtztraminer
DEFENDANT: Madonna EVIDENCE: Ciccone Vineyard American Gewurtztraminer, 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Leelanau Peninsula, Michigan, USA -- Our judges road trip to a tiny, remote winery in the Midwest, where they discuss new product designs, who is getting Judge Rachel in the divorce, and the combat prowess of one of the biggest icons of our generation.
2021-10-11
1h 32
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Sidebar Ep. 2: What Is Vegan Wine?
Rachel revisits a question about vegan wine and Topher explains the ins and outs, from production to packaging. -- This episode is dedicated to the memory of April.
2021-10-04
08 min
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0116: Don‘tcha Wish Your Bottle Was Hot Like Me?
DEFENDANT: Nicole Scherzinger EVIDENCE: Anti-Party Red, 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, Washington -- Our Judges sojourn to the hidden deserts of Washington, where they drunkenly discuss feminist theory, celebrity impersonations, and issue a passionate Mario Kart challenge. Rachel tricks Topher into making a shocking confession.
2021-09-27
1h 19
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0114: Brad Pitt, Are You My Mommy?
DEFENDANT(S): Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie EVIDENCE: Miraval Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France -- Our Judges make a return trip to sun-soaked Provence to check on their property and sip on some new evidence. Rachel flexes her ESP while munching a garlicky snack, and Topher waxes poetic about medieval esthetics.
2021-08-30
1h 34
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE O112: On The Train To Shetlandhamshire
DEFENDANT: Lisa Vanderpump EVIDENCE: Vanderpump Cabernet Sauvignon 2017 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA -- Our judges return to the original scene of the crime in Sonoma County to investigate the alleged crimes of a femme fatale from across the pond. Topher defends Kathy Hilton while Rachel talks about the music video career of her boobs.
2021-08-02
1h 19
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0111: I Am Legend
DEFENDANT: John Legend EVIDENCE: LVE Sparkling Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Cote de Beaune, France -- Bonjour! Our judges find themselves once again in beautiful France as Rachel learns how sparkling wine is made, and Topher learns the difference between a prodigy and a talented nun.
2021-07-19
1h 29
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0110: What to Serve at My Best Friend's Wedding
DEFENDANT: Cameron Diaz EVIDENCE: Avaline Red Blend 2018 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Southern Rhone, France __ Our judges find themselves inexplicably at each other's throats as they taste an intriguing red blend. Rachel is enthusiastic about her love of puppets, and Topher learns to be grateful for however much wine he gets.
2021-07-05
1h 24
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0109: Sippin' On A Prayer
DEFENDANT: Jon Bon Jovi EVIDENCE: Hampton Water Rosé 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Languedoc, South of France -- Our judges are once again basking in the South of France, where Topher learns all about 80's hair bands, while Rachel dives deep into the wealth and privilege of the Hamptons.
2021-06-21
1h 15
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0108: A Very Mary Episode
DEFENDANT: Mary J Blige EVIDENCE: Sun Goddess Sauvignon Blanc 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Friuli Venezia Giulia, Italy -- Our Judges head to the culturally diverse, yet exclusive northeastern tip of Italy, where Topher tries his hand at songwriting and Rachel learns some dark secrets about a problematic winery...
2021-06-07
1h 12
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0107: Carrie Bradshaw Is A Slytherin; Prove Me Wrong
DEFENDANT: Sarah Jessica Parker EVIDENCE: Invovo Sauvignon Blanc 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Marlborough, NZ __ Our judges jet off to the South Island of New Zealand, where they attempt to sort everyone's favorite New York gal pals into their appropriate Hogwarts Houses. Topher goes on a rap strike, and Rachel expresses very strong opinions about a LOT of subjects.
2021-05-24
1h 11
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0106: Check Out These Cans
DEFENDANT: Paris Hilton EVIDENCE: Hogwash California Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA/Beverly Hill, CA -- In this episode, our judges explore an unlikely connection. Topher learns about the early 2000's club scene, while Rachel tries in vain to educate him about female anatomy.
2021-05-10
1h 08
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0105: Highclere and Present Danger
DEFENDANT: Highclere Castle, aka Downton Abbey EVIDENCE: Highclere Castle London Dry Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Highclere Castle grounds and estate, Hampshire, England -- In this very special episode, expert witness Andrea presents a new form of evidence to our judges. Rachel and Topher both reveal their royal connections.
2021-04-26
1h 26
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0104: Baby's First Guide to Face Tattoos
DEFENDANT: Post Malone SCENE OF THE CRIME: Provence, France EVIDENCE: Maison No.9 Rosé 2019 -- Our judges jet to the sun soaked vineyards of coastal Provence, where Rachel delves into her dream real estate while Topher takes on Big Corporate Lavender.
2021-04-12
1h 00
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0103: It's A Wonderful Godfather
DEFENDANT: Francis Ford Coppola EVIDENCE: Sofia Rosé 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Monterey Co, CA -- As our judges get into the nitty gritty of mafia-based filmdom, Rachel reveals a new secret talent involving obscure commercial trivia. Meanwhile, Topher displays an innate ability to confuse literally any movie and actor he comes across. -- ***We experienced some slight audio technical difficulties in this episode which have been resolved for all future recordings.***
2021-03-29
1h 02
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0102: For Shizzle My Nizzle!
DEFENDANT: Snoop Dogg EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes "Cali Red" SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA -- Rachel asks about how wines get their color and learns to stop using food dyes, while Topher tries to navigate the confusing world of dressing professionally on the streets as a gang member.
2021-03-15
1h 47
True Crimes Against Wine
CASE 0101: What A Sh*t Show
DEFENDANT: Dave Matthews EVIDENCE: Dreaming Tree Sauvignion Blanc, 2019 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma County, CA -- Judge Topher gives a lesson on Sonoma County and breakfast wine. Judge Rachel describes her ideal service staff and sheds light on a sh*tty situation. **PRODUCER'S NOTE** When we started this podcast, we were very green. This is especially evident in the recording quality. We got our sh*t together after a few episodes, so please don't cast this series aside based on the sound quality of this and the next couple episodes. Check out a later episode or two before breaking u...
2021-02-27
58 min