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Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong84. Face Licking to Combat Shrinkage (S4E11)In the words of the poet, we fucking did it. Las Vegas has finally come to Peacock, literally the very minute that this episode dropped. In fact, were you to say that's the very reason this episode did drop, you'd be right!
This audio has been in the can since late April and I, the latest in a long line of producers, was given short notice and none of the old tools and tricks. So uhhh... enjoy?
In this episode of the hit NBC and motherfucking Peacock show Las Vegas, the security boys try to...2023-12-291h 24Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong83. An All-Expenses Paid Trip to the Bad Judgement Zone (S4E10)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, lapses of judgement abound as fully half the crew scores a few own goals when Big Ed's inexplicable former protégé, Delinda's former friend, and Danny's former fuck buddy parachutes into town with her new husband. Speaking of that motherfucker, a second Jud(d) enters the octagon and it's bad news for all involved. Lastly, never forget what they say, if there's hilariously overreaching foreshadowing in the first act, Chekov's going to make you eat crow by the musical denouement.
Tweet at your dumb hosts @MontecitoPod us...2023-04-201h 23Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong82. A Saggy Boob Rumspringa (S4E09)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, we return to a familiar set -- the wine cellar -- where we meet a one-off sommelier. Elsewhere, whales are upset when some retirees hit the topless pool, a whale would be upset if he realized he had a doppelganger, and Danny's upset because Delinda is enjoying some battery-powered self care. Most troubling, though, there's an unprosecuted case of stolen wine valor that your boys just can't abide.
Speaking of those idiots, one of them tries to improperly pronounce a national treasure dead, they both try...2023-03-231h 16Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong81.2 A Quick Update (We're Not Shutting Down!)Your boys are coming to you with an update on the podcast. The long and short of it is, the podcast isn't going away (producer's note: fuck me, I guess I'm trapped here) but we are having to slow the pace. Pandemic project has run head long into the real world and professional obligations are very spicy right now.
We're planning to go at least through episode 501 to complete James Caan's run on the show, and perhaps longer. But our cadence will be a bit uneven for the time being. But we aren't going to ghost you.2023-03-0909 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong81. Any Port in a Yard-Long Margarita Storm (S4E08)TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses child abuse which is mentioned but not depicted in the episode of Las Vegas. If you or someone you know has been the victim of child abuse, please make use of the resources available, including at childwelfare.gov.
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On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, a heat wave hits Neon City, a crime wave hits Danny, and a death wave continues to hit Sam. With Christmas in the air, so too is horniness for Santa and various religious leaders (ask Mike about that one). And...2023-02-231h 38Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong80. Mutually Assured Anka Destruction (S4E07)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, some mobsters show up at the Montecito not caring that they're on the hit NBC television show The Blacklist and therefore not able to step onto the premises, but they're allowed to stay since they bought a $1 million wedding package. Wayne Newton and Big Ed have a disagreement over whether or not Wayne should have recorded the extra stroke or two that we all know he took. And Danny's dancing threatens to bring the whole affair to an end if some minibar ginger ale crimes don't beat him...2023-01-261h 24Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong79. A Golfer, A Monk, and a Lunatic Walk Into an Episode (S4E06)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is saved but Delinda is still in the wind and Danny will do whatever the bachelor party requires to bring her back alive. Sam has kicked her two shitty whales to the curb, but it turns out the shittiness has rubbed off on her when an urban legend comes to Neon City. And the Montecito staff gets food poisoning from the mall food court, leaving Mary to fill in across a variety of roles.
Your lovable idiots harness the McCarthy clusterfuck while weighing the merits...2023-01-121h 26Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong78. Delinda's Kidnapper Eats Pieces of Shit Like You for Breakfast (S4E05)On this high stakes episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is forced to do Shooter McGavin's bidding in an effort to recover his kidnapped daughter, Sam has to babysit some childish and idiotic whales, and Mary is back to her "good" brand of idiocy when she unveils a mascot for the Montecito.
Your boys, meanwhile, discuss the required economics of kidnap and murder, evaluate the next-step-reasonableness of the dry hump, and get dramatically wrong how at least one of their Christmases turned out (fuck you, Southwest Airlines). And don't tell them, but your...2022-12-291h 04Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong77. More Than Three Ounces of Spreadable Stradivarius (S4E04)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed and Delinda go Shawshanking when a bunch of guest possessions go missing, Delinda goes dumpster filling to make a bunch of Danny's possessions go missing, Woody and Jordan crossover when the life of a murder victim goes missing from its body, and Mike makes us wish he went missing when a prized rat goes missing.
Your co-hosts wonder why they built the entire episode out of landmines, discuss the degree to which the New York Giants can fuck themselves, and live out the parable of...2022-12-151h 27Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong76. Assertiveness Wind Sprints (S4E03)Spoiler alert: we discuss Santa Claus in this episode.
On this episode of the hit NBC (and Cozi!) television show "Las Vegas," Danny and Delinda think it's time to discuss cohabitation, Sam learns she has a debt collection kink, a gold-digging wife wants Ed to teach her husband to insist he be called Ishmael, and our resident bottom feeder misunderstands the etymology of the "tight five."
Your co-hosts (both with the proper audio for a change!) get into a Spirited discussion of Santa, relive the details of their recent Thanksgiving, and needle each other with...2022-12-011h 03Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong75. Leather Jacket Jealousy (S4E02)Quick heads up before we get into the jokes -- there was a fuck up and Judson's audio is a nightmare. It sounds like he's on a cell phone. Don't blame the producer, this is entirely on him. But we apologize greatly.
Aside from that, on this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Big Ed does some globe-trotting, Danny and Delinda do some fucking, and Sam does a bunch of low-stakes criming. **** is also in this episode.
Your boys are fighting through the pain (and thereby inflicting upon you), wishing they could...2022-11-171h 02Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong74.5 Ms. Spears is Going to be Mad at Us (Not a Real Episode)Hello friends -- we have a triple oopsie for you.
1) One of your co-hosts got slammed at work and we were not able to record a real episode in time
2) One of your co-hosts had his audio input get switched and because he's a hack, it sounds like he's calling into the show from the space station
3) Because this dumb bit was recorded at the same time as the real S4E02 episode, the audio issues will persist in two weeks
The good news, such that there is any, is that...2022-11-0301 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong74. A Soupcon of Decomposing Titties (S4E01)On this episode of the hit NBC (and now Cozi TV!) television show "Las Vegas", Ed recovers from a gunshot wound, heart attack, and/or concussion, just in time to flee the CIA. Danny and Delinda try to figure out what's next for the relationship against the backdrop of Mary's lunacy. And Sam ends up in a Hawaiian luau when she discovers a whale of hers feasting far too close to a dead stripper.
Your boys discuss the merits of leaving your partner and child penniless at the hands of a Legal Zoom-ass will, the minimum distance...2022-10-201h 18Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong73. The Highest of Water Marks - A Conversation with Gary Scott ThompsonFrom the lows of the audio quality on the first ten episodes, to a power outage in Santa Monica, everything has been building up to this, a conversation with Gary Scott Thompson. And if you don't listen to another episode, we honestly wouldn't blame you. Hell, we seriously considered going out on top with this one.
BUT! Should you decide to stick around, we would be remiss to not point out that Cozi TV is now airing episodes of Las Vegas -- three of them, each night, every night. That means that every five weeks, the show...2022-10-061h 06Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong72. Mitch's Morning After (S3E23)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" the countdown is on for Delinda and Derek's nuptials, sending everyone into a tizzy -- Danny and Delinda get awfully lipsy, Mary seeks the optimal stripper-to-attendee ratio, Sarasvati is about to explode, and Sam reveals the way to heart. Oh and the CIA is in town!
Your co-hosts decided to hit the sauce this episode, so don't feel if you stop listening halfway through. Judson uses stan correctly for the first time, Eddie learns the perils of not writing your dumb jokes ahead of time, and...2022-09-221h 41Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong71.1 - ACTION REQUIRED: A Very Special, Very Time-Sensitive Announcement in Podlet FormYour idiot co-hosts are sneaking into your feed unexpectedly with a special announcement. In case you were unable to crack the code, the boys are now able to confirm that they are going to be talking with GST on September 21, 2022. The man, the myth, the legend himself has agreed to tolerate our special brand of idiocy and he's asked YOU, the listeners, to help him out with some questions.
What: Your Questions for Gary Scott Thompson
When: NO LATER THAN September 20, 2022
How: E-mail at podatthemontecito@gmail.com, Twitter at @MontecitoPod
Why...2022-09-1404 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong71. Danny Dreams of a Different Desert to Dodge his Destiny (S3E22)**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT**
There may or may not be a special guest on the Season 3 retrospective and he or she may or may not have specifically requested listeners submit questions for him or her. This means you! Email them or tweet them at us!
On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" everyone is doing some fucking except Danny, including people who aren't even on the show -- looking at you Ali G and Sasha Grey! Woody's in town, but not for long, as he flies in from Boston only to have to...2022-09-081h 26Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong70. Oh Danny Boy, the NGC, the NGC is Calling (S3E21)**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT** Listen to the first part of the show. Like, for real. Don't skip through it like you normally do. You know who you are.
On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Ed goes out of town with Jillian, leaving Danny in charge which means, you guessed it, shit goes off the rails almost immediately. A racist, chauvinistic whale wants to play blackjack for a million dollars a hand, a soon-to-be Mad Woman has an investment opportunity involving a waterfall she'd like to discuss with you, and Derek decides that the time...2022-08-251h 09Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong69.5 - Too Much for Rihanna to HandleAs you may know, parts of Missouri and Kentucky got hit a couple of weeks ago by torrential rain. Everyone at PatM is safe, but one of your co-hosts did suffer some damage to their home, which knocked them out of commission for a bit. We'll be back at it in a couple of weeks, and in the meantime, Peacock got themselves an extra two weeks to do the right thing.2022-08-1100 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong69. Khia-tucky Fried Chicken (S3E20)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, paralyzed Superman takes his employees on a corporate retreat to... paintballing? Back at the office, Big Ed is interviewing for a spot on the Security and Surveillance team that looks like a cross between Office Space and BUD/S training. And lest we forget, Danny gets his willy slick by dipping his pen in the Montecito ink.
Your boys discuss some interpretive karaoke choices and attempt to survive Draft Day at Montecito Night. I say attempt because Eddie drafts Sam over Mary and then benches Sam...2022-07-281h 32Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong68. Farewell to a Legend (S3E19)Our hearts are sick about the recent passing of James Caan. The legendary actor has left a lasting impression on all of us at Pod at the Montecito, and we're sure you feel the same way.
Compounding our misery, this episode is a real tire fire. The Montecito has gunk in its ducts and a theft problem in its residential suites. Mary has to deal with an obnoxious photographer who may be stealing things, but is certainly stealing our will to live. And Jillian returns, only to spend the episode obsessed with a love guru who wants t...2022-07-141h 09
Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong67. A Mormon Soaking Opportunity (S3E18)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the MCFTF has to split their focus to stop a card counting scheme awfully reminiscent of a New York Times Bestselling book. A ship bukkake is headed for the Montecito in the form of an extravagant wedding, but when the dress goes missing, but the MCFTF B-team is on the case, when it's not trying to get its dick wet... yeah, it's Mike. Obviously it's Mike.
Your co-hosts rewrite the Montecito jingle, share makeup tips for the blackjack table, but most importantly: it's the return of...2022-06-301h 11Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong66. Schrodinger's Sous-Chef (S3E17)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, a chip thief knows a click-clack guy who heard a guy say he was going to do something or other on a day in the future... maybe. One employee goes the extra mile by picking up a shift at knock-off In 'n' Out and another by attempting to get fingerblasted by a masseuse. And Delinda sets up a head-to-head cooking competition between two of her chefs, one of which is an unhinged Austrian, and the other is Gunther.
Your exceedingly sophisticated co-hosts discuss the merits of...2022-06-161h 22Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong65. Ay Caramba (S3E16)On this episode of "Las Vegas," Norma is back and finds herself sucking on a stranger's finger while at the Montecito's buffet, which sends Big Ed and Danny into crisis mode. Mike leads a no-longer-shockingly inept investigation into the matter, while Sam and Delinda find out that the Whale of the Week likes to be dominated by women.
Your boys got the title of the episode wrong, so you know it's going to be a good one. But they did find comfort in getting confirmation that Danny did, in fact, play football. Lastly, this show asks the...2022-06-021h 09Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong64. Seeking a Smegmaless Transaction (S3E15)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Danny forgets one of the core tenets of Training Day and risks it all to right a renal wrong; Sam and Ed need a poncho as a 5-star whale comes to town, bringing with him a mobile splash zone; and a nightmare of a palindrome-adjacent C-story drives your co-hosts to the brink.
Speaking of those lovable idiots, they discuss root canal trauma, when and how to flex obscene wealth, and red flag hotel requests. Connect with these morons on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock...2022-05-191h 20Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong63. "And" Here's Monica, Still Fucking Things Up (S3E14)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas", Monica is back making life difficult for Big Ed and the Montecito, just not in ghost form this time. Danny's old drill sergeant/sargento also shows up to make Danny's life difficult. And peanuts show up to try and kill a local meteorologist.
One of your co-hosts has taken the nominative determinism thing a little too far and the other one thinks Kenny G has traded his saxophone for loan sharking. This is the podcast that reminds you to always keep your head on a swivel d...2022-05-051h 18Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong62. Who Ya Gonna Call? Hotel Maintenance (S3E13)In this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," ghosts would be haunting the hotel, if only ghosts were real. Additionally, Delinda gets blackmailed by a health inspector while Sam might lose her casino host cage match against a pretentious Brit.
Your co-hosts discuss why Sugar Ray hates "Crossing Jordan," have an extension Pip conversation, and reignite their brutal wordplay civil war. Engage with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock and let us know what a Benito is, wrong answers only, please. Email us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com, but remember: if you...2022-04-211h 30Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong61. Malt Liquor, But It's a Dick (S3E12)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Mary activates the MCFTF when 40 loose diamonds go missing... virtually? Mike tries to convince the world that his dick is super small. And Big Ed demonstrates the proper way to menace someone with a cigar cutter.
Your idiot co-hosts debate the meaning of the word honor, discuss the intersection of the USGA's Rules of Golf and erogenous zones, and review proper loan shark protocols.
Help spread the word of this great/stupid podcast with some 5-star reviews! Engage with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod using...2022-04-071h 26Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong60. Centrifugal Jizz (S3E11)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas", a porn convention is in town and the people are a-fuckin'. The Montecito Cinematic Universe (MCU) nearly implodes in on itself again, a Woody gets pilfered, and Sam gets kicked in the beanbag.
Your hosts offer up their services for parody porn ad copy reads, discuss shall versus may clauses when it comes to oral sex, and constantly fuck up basic English words. So... pretty standard fare out of them.
Connect with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock, email us at...2022-03-101h 25Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong59. Toilet > Dust Devil > Bumblebee (S3E10)In this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Monica dies. That's it, that's the episode.
Oh, you're still here? Okay, fine -- Danny is accused of murder, Big Ed returns, Mary grows a spine, Mike masks a boner, and more ashes get disposed of in questionable ways.
Also, your co-hosts discuss the aerodynamics of an unladen Monica, murder/fire a producer, and temporarily lose their collective minds when the time vortex comes for them.
Engage with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod and use the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock. You can email us a...2022-02-241h 16Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong58. Monica's Really Flying Off the Handle (S3E09)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Monica completes her final evolution to maximum villain, which Danny has had about enough of. Jake proposes to Mary and she gives him an answer he doesn't like a couple of times, since our favorite public defender can't read a room (much less a jury). And Sam robs a grave. Yep, that is a thing that happens.
Your hosts have an elaborate discussion regarding probability, have a TEDx talk about how Wall Street-style acquisitions typically do and do not go down, and are nearly joined by...2022-02-101h 23Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong57. Sunburnt Cooter on the Las Vegas Strip (S3E08)This time on the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Danny is left holding the bag when Monica loses her goddamned mind and facilitates the theft of a priceless national treasure. Mike loses his goddamned mind and spends the entire time trying to figure out how Chriss Angel does his magic tricks. And Big Ed loses his goddamned mind when he considers going into business with the MaLosers.
One of your co-hosts permanently changes how the other will view the game of baseball moving forward, they discuss the merits of Barry Frumkis, and evaluate your odds of...2022-01-271h 29Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong56. Augmented Nominative Determinism (S3E07)We're back after our holiday hiatus!
In this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the crew travels back to the 1960's as they run The Jubilee... well, Danny has a fever dream about that, but still. While he's in his delusion, 1960's Danny is involved in the invention of three notable developments, Big Ed adds "world's worst father" to his resume, and Sam draws the line with one of her "clients."
Your co-hosts discuss the high five and its variations, contemplate the relative ease with which we can now commit acts of...2022-01-131h 20Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong55. Wall-to-wall Unpaid Bills (S3E06)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," a pair of felons emerge from out of nowhere, without any foreshadowing or lead-up of any kind. Danny has himself a contemplative skulk while Ed spends the episode studying for a driving exam instead of doing his job. Bobby shows up for another ep and sticks his Pick Six where it doesn't belong.
Your co-hosts add to their rapidly growing "Enemy of the Pod" list, make scripted Latin puns, and possibly have a stroke on air. Pretty on brand, all things considered.
Programming note...2021-12-161h 24Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong54. Why Don't They Make the Entire Airplane Out of Foreshadowing? (S3E05)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Big Ed has a heart condition and a bank account condition, both at the same time, and must suffer through Danny butchering his metaphors. Sam has a half-brother that she loathes show up and piss in her Cheerios. And Mike borrows and subsequently loses our heart patient's Aston Martin. Whoopsies!
Your co-hosts continue to debate whether the writers were obviously foreshadowing Penny's heel turn or if it was just blatantly foreshadowing. They finally get to the cord of the Superman horse-riding jokes. And the newly crowned...2021-12-021h 22Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong53. Under Duress of that Dick (S3E04)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, the body of a man possibly killed by undercooked chicken is discovered on the grounds of the Montecito; Big Ed has to escort royalty during a competition at the resort after some dual combplay; and lots of people get trapped in lots of showers.
Your idiot hosts discuss the proper barometric pressure for walking dogs, one of the hosts declares his hatred of the other host's mother, and it's a veritable storm of canines and felines with regards to word play.
Engage with us...2021-11-191h 19Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong52. Delinda ex Machina (S3E03)On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," the Woody builds a wooden frame story out of the time he stuck his wood into Sam. The MCFTF gets activated when a vicious card counter darkens the doorstep of the Montecito. And Rachael Leigh Cook is on hand to contort geography beyond recognition and fuck Danny in a stranger's home.
Your co-hosts crack up during their pre-production meeting and only kinda get it together over the course of the regular episode. Mother Nature played a Garth Brooks concert in the background of one of your...2021-11-041h 15Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong51. The Bowler Hat of Shame (S3E02)In this week's episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Mitch gets his hand caught in his own penis, Monica wants to fire someone for doing his job while wallpapering over her serial sexual harassments, and Ed and Mike struggle with the time dilation problems that have plagued your boys for the entire run of the show.
Speaking of your hosts, they struggle with terrible puns, jokes about sex acts with cremated ashes that get left on the edit bay floor, and flipping a coin. So pretty much par for the course for those jokers.2021-10-211h 25Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong50. Trickle-Down Motown-onomics (S3E01)It's time for the season 3 premier of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" and there's a LOT to talk about. The Montecito has an all-new look, most of the band has been scattered to the wind and must be collected like forgotten-about Pick-up Sticks, and there are more musical guests than you can shake one of those aforementioned sticks at.
Among other things, your co-hosts discuss the new owner's golf swing, whether or not fractional fucks can be given (spoiler alert: they can, Julia!), and offer a quick punch-up to James Caan's Twitter bio.
...2021-10-071h 21Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong49. A Deliberate Retrospringaaaaaaa (S2 Retrospective)On the heels of an incredibly successful Emmys (apparently? I dunno, your co-hosts don't let me consume any media other than episodes of this podcast and what's required for the drops), your boys got together to discuss Season 2 of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas." They gave out awards, answered listener feedback, and hopefully turned in a more enjoyable retrospective than last season's.
We'll be back next time with Season 3, Episode 1: "Viva Las Vegas," which means we're only 23 episodes away from our Ed having to buy another season of Big Ed on DVD. In the meantime...2021-09-231h 02Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong48. Merely Pip Adjacent (S2E24)*Send in your viewer questions/comments no later than September 19, 2021!*
A whole lot of important shit and a whole lot of meaningless bullshit happens on this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas." Four different potential suitors for the Montecito are bidding for the hotel and casino, a US Marshal is running a play that will absolutely get his ass fired, and the entirety of the senior staff is having their life turned upside down.
Your hosts combat an airborne enemy, lament the bad old days of uncertain show futures, and do some...2021-09-091h 26Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong47. A Farewell Ride with Our Version of Aladdin (S2E23)This time on the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Ed wrestles with the notion that multi-billionaire Fred Puterbaugh may join forces with evil-doers to buy the Montecito. Fortunately for some guy who is both a shitty magician and a shitty sports handicapper, the looming sale of the casino isn't enough to ruin Ed's good mood. And good news for all of us, we meet the bundle of joy that is Polly.
Your hosts try out some cooperative improv for a bit (don't worry, it didn't last), express their disapproval at the resurgence of Rom-Communism between Danny...2021-08-261h 14Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong46. Oops, He Means Sex Worker (S2E22)This time on the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Big Ed has to deliver some bad news to Danny, his Aston Martin to a used car salesman, and his credit card to his wife and daughter. Danny wins one for the gipper and then makes the world's worst introduction. And a member of the Foleytariat comes to town to engage the services of a female companion a couple counties over.
Your hosts have more than a little guffawing to do this episode but only a little bit of rhythmic glassware performance art.
Our Season...2021-08-121h 39Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong45. An Accidental Circumspringaaaaaaa (S2E21)On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, the security cameras turn inward in a period of quiet introspection; Sam has to deal with a brood-like coterie of maybe-vampires; and Delinda helps her cousin zip his dick up in his pants. Your hosts don't lose any body parts, but they are slowly losing their minds, no doubt an artifact of a careless 1 space-buck wager that has permanently fucked everything up.
Interact with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod or by using the NEW and IMPROVED hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock. You can, of course, email us at podatthemontecito...2021-07-291h 32Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong44. Cloudy with a Chance of Improvement (S2E20)In this episode the "Las Vegas" writers dust off a method of criming for the second (or third?) time in the short's heretofore brief run. Season 1 Mary has stuck around to team up with Mike and Delinda in a shitty romcom B-story. And Sam's desperate hunt for an unsoiled leisure suit brings us not one, but two shitty guest stars.
Your hosts are getting settled into the new release cadence and uncover a chilling confession from a noted serial killer. There's no blooper real on this one because the bloopers are left interspersed throughout like annoying seeds...2021-07-151h 27Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong43. The End of One Crime Spree, the Start of Another (S2E19)On this episode of Las Vegas, an old Marine friend of Danny's gets framed doing something he didn't do THAT time, but had done many, many other times in the past. Season One Mary is back with a vengeance, giving you a look back to the bad old days of our terrible audio quality. And when an actuary comes to the Montecito to bet his life savings on one spin of the wheel, your hosts become convinced that they're watching the origin story of Justified's Wynn Duffy.
You can connect with us on Twitter @montecitopod and use...2021-07-011h 25Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong42. Look Before You Bust (S2E18)The MCFTF is activated in a big way and split into multiple elements, each pursuing an important mission, neither of which is only tangentially related to the casino or the result of an own goal. The Ladies, save Mary, are desperate to get on Fear Factor and Gunther has a thing for fluffy handcuffs.
There's lots to take in this episode, but make sure you don't miss the sage wisdom of the Acme Detective Agency.
Interact with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod and use the hashtag #LasVegasNBC. Email us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. Use semaphore if...2021-06-171h 30Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong41. Contemptuous Swinging with Sam's Husband (S2E17)On this week's episode, Big Ed is lucky not to be in jail for pissing off a judge, though frankly, it would get him away from a deranged Jillian, so... Mike babysits the Montecito and fucks basically everything up while Danny and Mary are off getting hit on by some horse-owning, septegenarian swingers. And one of the many actors to play Superman shows up and re-professes his love for his wife, one Samantha Jane.
Special musical guest: the Pussycat Dolls, a group which your hosts apparently know very little about. But they may have just been distracted a...2021-06-101h 15Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong40. The House Always... Floats? (S2E16)It's kinda-sorta Boxing Day at the Montecito, so on this week's episode, your co-hosts will stay quiet and listen to each one of you discuss this week's episode. We're kidding, of course, but it would work about as well as it did on this week's episode of "Las Vegas"!
Danny gives Nessa a run for the title of World's Worst Pit Boss. Big Ed needs to take a finance class and learn the time value of money. And Delinda finds a way to make local government even worse -- genius IQ, that one!
Get a...2021-06-031h 33Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong39. A Bush in the Hand is Worth Two on the Roof (S2E15)The Montecito plays host to a pod of surprise whales and a man who got his fiancée stolen by Blue Man Group. Sam conscripts Nessa and Delinda into the role of casino host and the results are predictably disastrous. Big Ed is still fucking his OpSec in a very big way. Danny is still fucking women he barely knows. Guest starring non-linear timelines and jokes that don't make sense because the root reference was cut as part of an 8-minute bit that wasn't even a little bit funny.
Interact with your co-hosts on twitter @montecitopod or b...2021-05-271h 35Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong38. Life Lessons Left Unlearned (S2E14)This week finds your hosts discussing yet another episode that aged extremely poorly. Danny is accused of sexual assault but absolutely no one believes the accuser. Delinda tries to fix Mystique's bottom line with a disastrous burger experiment. And Mike crushes up some blue pills he gets from an old man, snorts them, and let's Sam do pull-ups on his sex stick.
You can interact with the Montecito faithful on twitter @montecitopod and email us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com. But, as always, remember that all of this good, good content is TM, TM, TM.™
TM.2021-05-201h 27Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong37.1 Well Meaning, but Ultimately LazyHello friends. We're coming to you this week with another placeholder episode. No, there wasn't another meteorlogical catastrophe. Real life just got in the way and we ran out of time to get the episode edited. Don't worry, we haven't been canceled or sued (yet) and we should return to normal service next week.
Until next time... well, I really wanted to come up with a derivative of stay thirsty, but I couldn't figure out a good version. Stay degenerate? Stay gambling? Stay riding Peacock's ass to put Vegas on the platform? Pick any or all from...2021-05-1300 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong37. Because the Whale is Made of Cum (S2E13)It's unclear what got in the drinking water (editor's note: it's very clear -- whiskey) but your boys dined out on this week's episode for awhiiiiiiiiile. Your eyes do not deceive you, this runtime is atrocious. We initially thought our producer could get away with a light edit, but that quickly proved impractical. And yes, this really is only covering the one episode.
When a guest of the hotel shows up dead of an apparent suicide, Delinda insists the MCFTF look into it while she ducks out to hit the strip club with Mike's former college girlfriend...2021-05-062h 14Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong36. Failing to OpSec is OpSec'ing to Fail (S2E12)In this week's episode, Big Ed gets kidnapped by one of the Animaniacs. Danny and Mike activate the MCFTF and manage to keep it quiet despite having absolutely no chill. One of Sam's whales is laser focused on a shitty ring and the luck that it carries. Guest starring not one, but two shitty Elvis impersonators, any of which Podcast Ed is more than willing to take on in a court of law.
Connect with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod and discuss the show using #LasVegasNBC. Email us at podatthemontecito@gmail.com but note the first one is...2021-04-291h 34Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong35. Horse-Based Phone Sex (S2E11)Noted Bad Boys star Mike Lowwwwwwwwry visits the Montecito this week and is the subject of both Delinda's lust and a horse burglar's shenanigans. The other Mike turns out to be a legit stalker who probably has to go door to door and introduce himself as a sexual predator every time he moves. And Sam can't help herself, she's going to get into the crime the only way she knows how -- via a Mexican drug cartel.
Special guest star Celine Dion, who delivers your hosts' brand promise straight to you, our loyal listener. Connect with us...2021-04-221h 29Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong34. A Polyphonic Penguin-Led Kidnapping Spree in... Malibu? (S2E10)This week, the MCFTF has competition from the South Pole as Mike spots a woman in need of help and flightless birds start shooting lasers. Dary take off for Malibu on a last-minute vacation that has strong implications for their incessant "will they, won't they" game. Nessa is weirdly obsessed with Sam's [REDACTED]. And Delinda continues to be an absolute piece of shit.
Oh, and special musical guests: a bunch of stinky hippies.
Connect with your fellow audience members on Twitter by using the hashtag #LasVegasNBC and get a hold of us at https://twitter...2021-04-151h 26Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong33. Six-and-a-half Minutes of Las Vegas Geographic Pedantry (S2E09)Jack Keller is back, and that's all well and good, but we get neither enough Jack nor enough Keller. The Brits have a saying for this: it does what it says on the tin. If you aren't excited to hear one of your hosts come completely unglued at the absurd "creative license" the writing room takes with the layout of Neon City, then this isn't the episode for you. And honestly, probably not the podcast either.
But if you've stuck around this long, maybe hit us up on Twitter at https://twitter.com/MontecitoPod or email us...2021-04-081h 14Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong32. The Literal Pod at the Montecito (S2E08)A whole bunch of whales have descended upon the Montecito, which makes it problematic when Jillian shows up for a "surprise" stay. The Montecito Crimefighting Task Force welcomes two temporary members (well, really one and a half -- Woody ain't doing shit) from Boston. Mary starts backsliding into terrible RomCom shit while Danny tries to fake bone a doctor. Just remember to wait 15 minutes for refraction before swimming.
It's the episode that starts off weird, stays weird, then somehow finds an even weirder gear. And the guys weren't even drinking... woof.2021-04-011h 32Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong31. The Annexation of Montecito (S2E07)In this week episode, we have the conference championship and then Superb Owl for 7-year-olds, who manage to win it all despite the worst coaching since whenever the last time the Dallas Cowboys were on the field. Sam has to train a woman who is looking to secretly replace her, but maybe the woman should have been consulting Pilot Episode Mary instead. And oh yeah, some dude gets kidnapped. Caution: the murder orb is slippery when wet.
Come for the breakdown of little kid football, stay for a musical number by best-friend-of-the-pod Josh Duhamel's future ex-wife.2021-03-251h 02Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong30. Paris Hilton MCCU Collapse + Delinda = Problema Grande (S2E06)In this week's episode, your boys come a little off the rails, but nothing can compare to the trainwreck that is Delinda, Nessa, the idiot game developers, and, well... really pretty much everything but Mitch. This episode of Las Vegas was really bad, there are no two ways about that. But we think the producer managed to right the ship before he quit. Long story.
Plus, the return of the blooper reel for those of you who are prone to skip to the next podcast once you hear the outro spin up. And you may have already...2021-03-181h 23Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong29. Seriously, What the Actual Fuck, Delinda? (S2E05)On this week's episode of Las Vegas, the Montecito plays host to three men and a random baby. The women of the cast, save Sam, fall into an annoying B plot that, sadly, doesn't leave Delinda dying on the desert floor. And the aforementioned Sam throws one hell of a divorce party for second-best-guest-star-of-the-episode, George Hamilton.
Best-guest-star-of-the-episode Clint Black reminds your hosts to take stock of the good run of good episodes that they've enjoyed, because you never know when the worm is going to turn (hint: soon). And the boys dive headlong into a treasure hunt...2021-03-111h 12Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong28. A Real Pisser of an Episode (S2E04)That's good, right? Honestly, I'm not sure, I'm not from Boston, but I think it's good, and that's how I feel about this episode, so let's roll with it.
Your hosts are back and better than ever,* having full power and water to support their silly podcast habit. The show is back with another special musical guest, this time a gentleman by the name of Mikey Bubbles™. And Delinda's first boyfriend is back in town with a series of propositions for her and her friends.
You hear that gong? You know what that means? It's ti...2021-03-041h 27Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong27. Thick Blood is Bad Though, Right? (S2E03)How did your hosts not get into this? Normally I just use this space to summarize the episode and make their dumb jokes for them, but I feel like they really shit the bed on this one -- doesn't thick blood cause heart attacks and kill people? Whatever, they can replace me if they want, but this was a blown call on their part. Feel free to yell at them @montecitopod.
In this episode, your hosts have dug themselves out from under a mountain of snow but make no mention of it due to the peculiarities of...2021-02-251h 25Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong26.5 - What Fresh Hell is This?Hey folks, it's your good friend Judson. If you're reading this, you've shown up to your podcatcher of choice looking for an episode of Pod at the Montecito, only to discover this monstrosity. Unfortunately, our production schedule fell victim to the whims of the winter storm that's beset most of our country. Take heart, we'll almost certainly be back next week. And in the meantime, stay warm and stay safe. This year of Hell must surely be over soon, no?2021-02-1800 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong26. The Signs are All There, Just Put the Pieces Together (S2E02)In this week's episode, the Montecito Crimefighting Taskforce is activated when a card-counting team darkens the doorstep of the casino. An archaeology find threatens to put the cover back on the resort's newly-unveiled topless pool. And there's a C-story that is, Fredly, not worth mentioning.
It's an action packed episode, so let's get straight into it without any further ado. Well, no further ado aside from your hosts' meandering intro, of course.2021-02-111h 16Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong25. Pray tell -- hast thou e'er bore witness to the raineth? (S2E01)We're wrapping up CCR month here on Pod at the Montecito as we dive into the Season 2 premier. Our hosts have put the red carpet away and are back to making idiots of themselves the normal way.
Speaking of the new normal, Danny's back from his deployment and he's got a surprise for Mary. Which is fine, because Ed has a surprise for him. And some bad guy has a surprise for one of his idiot cousins. Surprises abound!
And remember folks: the jokes are funnier if they have to be explained. At least that's...2021-02-041h 17Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong24. Awards at the Montecito (S1 Retrospective)It's the middle of winter, so you know what that means: award season! Only instead of a bunch of pretentious celebrities gathering to congratulate themselves and take obnoxious selfies, it's a couple of obnoxious nobodies gathering to congratulate fictitious characters and take pretentious selfies. Look, not every set of show notes is going to be a winner.
Your hosts are looking back on Season 1 of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas" as they run through 17 categories that include things like: Worst Musical Guest, Favorite One-off Character, and Which Would You Rather? So roll out some red...2021-01-281h 02Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong23. A Full On Bronnydook (S1E23)Things begin to spiral rapidly out of control as someone is passing very convincing counterfeits at the Montecito, a convicted gangster takes over Ed's job, and Danny gets recalled to active duty. Also, things begin to spiral rapidly out of control when your idiot hosts lose their mind and discuss the season finale for OVER TWO HOURS. Don't worry, The Producer listened to that madness so you wouldn't have to.2021-01-211h 23Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong22. Things That Go Boom on the Casino Floor (S1E22)The Montecito A-Team ate their competency Wheaties this morning as they seek to foil a bombing attempt at the resort. Meanwhile, Luiz's terribleness may have spread to all of Vegas Metro, which is a real bad omen for the city. And finally, the pool is back open at the Montecito which can only mean one thing: Mary wants to let a bunch of locals sneak into the rich-kids-only pool party featuring musical guest Who Gives a Fuck.
Don't let the shorter-than-average runtime fool you, this episode was a good one. Of the TV show at least.2021-01-1453 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong21. Diamonds are (and this episode's edit took) Foreverrrrrrrr (S1E21)CSI: Montecito is kicked into overdrive this week when $5 million in diamonds get stolen from the resort's Stripper Pole Suite and the World's Worst Detective is put on the case. A whale of Sam's brings his horrible fiancée and his great assistant to town for one last Vegas trip before he gets married. Brunson brings in a corporate psychologist to interview the staff, with an eye toward restructuring. Big Ed eats approximately 10 cookies.2021-01-081h 19Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong20. Twenty for Twenty, a 2020 Podtrospection (Don't Worry, It's Not Really) (S1E20)Has the worst year in recent memory been buoyed by this podcast? We think so and we hope you do too. In the meantime, join our hosts as they send us out the only way they know how -- dumb inside jokes, a nuanced analysis of a television show you can't watch, and drops that sometimes go on for far too long.
There's a murderer on the loose at the Montecito, only no one knows about it, including the murderer. Danny looks at porn of his coworkers while on the job and on the casino floor. Sam...2020-12-311h 10Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong19. Getting Lipsy in the City of Second Chances (S1E19)Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. In this otherwise-totally-normal holiday edition of the podcast, come for the Home Alone post mortem, stay for the perpetual creepiness of one of your hosts.
Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray guest stars in this episode and kisses Jillian on the mouth quite a bit. Big Ed thinks Jillian is cheating on him with Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath. A homeless man returns $9,500 and a shitty kid's poem, but doesn't want a reward, not even tickets to see Sugar Ray featuring Mark McGrath. The world's worst talent agent stalks Mary and somehow doesn't bump...2020-12-241h 02Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong18. Paul Anka is a Manchester United Fan (S1E18)Hey, so forget what the co-hosts want the the show notes to say for a second. In researching possible drops for this episode, I, the Producer, came across a really troublesome song that Paul Anka wrote and performed. And according to Apple, was covered by FORTY-TWO other artists. Fucking Hell.
Anyway, it's a good episode of the pod this week and a fine episode of Las Vegas, if you can overlook Nessa's intolerance for people not like her. Our casino host power rankings are now Ed, Sam, a hundred spots, Delinda. Our security power rankings are now...2020-12-171h 06Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong17. More Like Trashwise Gamgee (S1E17)A total jackoff wins a big jackpot and then has a heart attack. Sam is terrible at her job -- we mean really, really terrible. And a stereotypical "Chicago" couple decide that the best way to do Vegas is by riding on a magic carpet made of cardstock coupons.
This episode is chock full of pieces of shit. There are really no redeeming characters anywhere in this entire godforsaken episode. The only way it could be worse is if Notre Dame walk-on "star" Rudy had a cameo in The Sandlot. Your hosts, it should go without saying...2020-12-101h 08Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong16. Big Lazy in the Big Easy (S1E16)Ed, Danny, and Sam are off to NOLA to chase down a whale that skipped town while owing them a big chunk of change. And thank God for private jets, because Big Ed is so jetlagged after 4 hours in one, we hate to imagine what would have happened if they'd flown commercial.
This week the writers of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas make it clear they've never actually been to New Orleans. And that they fail to grasp the magnitude of the global wet t-shirt contest scene. And that your hosts don't like watching annoying...2020-12-0356 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong15. Make a Better Craft Services Decision, Bud (S1E15)In case you're wondering why one of the hosts is trash-singing Enya, check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
And after you've watched that, check this out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA
Now that we've got that out of the way, step into this week's episode like someone who is ready to take an adrenaline-fueled motorcycle ride off a hotel rooftop. Or you could just watch playoff overtime hockey. Special guest stars: Jean-Claude Van Damme and Gabrielle Tuite.* And remember, never, ever leave...2020-11-261h 05Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong14. An Obvious Case of Poopception (S1E14)Trigger warning: the episode discussed this week depicts an attempted suicide and it is played, if not for laughs, certainly not as seriously as it could be. If you or anyone you know needs help, please call 800-273-8255. You're not alone.
In this week's episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas rooms are contaminated, mental health is belittled, and Sam is yanked around by a client she takes to Pound Town. Your guest stars play exactly the roles you think they will. Your hosts settle an old wager and set up a new beef...2020-11-191h 08Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong13. The Pod the Lights Went Out in Your Hosts' Eyes (S1E13)The bosses told me to hit y'all with a bad news burger, so here goes:
Good news, this episode of the podcast is decent. Bad news, this episode of the show is terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrible. Good news, the hosts were wrong at the end when they said next week's episode of Las Vegas was trash.
Vanessa Marcil brings the heat in an absolutely legendary performance, Good Boss Ed might be back, and with any luck this is the last time we have to listen to Mary and Danny talk about that one time they banged back at...2020-11-121h 08Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong12. The Podcast Dangler (S1E12)Alec Baldwin gives the Montecito a badly-needed surveillance facelift, Mary delivers sick burns while at gunpoint, and Brooks & Dunn hit the craps table for 24 hours before banging out some songs. Meanwhile, your hosts debate the merits of stirring various cocktails with a penis and make some space buck wagers. Pull up a chair and get out your harmonica, won't you?2020-11-061h 08Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong11. The Cutman's Leg Goeth (S1E11)We're back, ba-byyyy! Normal schedule, good audio, and a decent episode of "Las Vegas" to talk about. What more could we ask for, except that Spotify money, am I right Joe?
This week we talk about a missing limb, a subdural hematoma, and Mike wanting to extraordinarily render Delinda and Nessa. Come for the myriad "Sports Night" drops, stay for the blooper reel that could have, and we're not kidding, been three times as long.2020-10-291h 22Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong10. It's Always Darkest Before the Dawn (S1E10)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-10-151h 05Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong9. The Crucible is His Penis (S1E09)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-10-011h 13Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong8. An Alleged Comedy of Errors (S1E8)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-09-241h 00Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong7. Mr. Fresno Forgets the Cardinal Rule of Roulette (S1E7)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-09-171h 30Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong6. Bringing Back the Light-Hearted Fun (S1E6)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-09-101h 06Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong5. Danny is to Digits as Ed is to Tongues (S1E5)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-09-031h 12Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong4. Ocean's Ten-and-a-Quarter (S1E4)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-08-271h 03Pod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong3. Seven Stacks of High Society Between Them (S1E3)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-08-2055 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong2. A Senator, Greg's Ashes, and Elvis Walk into a Bar (S1E2)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-08-1348 minPod at the Montecito: A "Las Vegas" Watchalong1. Welcome to Neon City (S1E1)**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**2020-08-061h 08