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Leaders Of The WestLife Lessons from Western Icon Judy WagnerToday we have the one and only Judy Wagner joining us! Judy is highly decorated in the western industry and I consider her a personal mentor. In this episode, Judy shares her backstory of growing up with seven siblings, losing her father at a young age, and the work ethic she gained while being raised on a Montana ranch. She also shares how she dreamt up Gator Ropes and has had such an incredible career at Montana Silversmiths. Judy bestows true inspiration throughout the episode, but especially as she shares how her highest compliment “nic...2024-10-0844 min

LOVE MURDERThe Heroism of Judy MalinowskiOn August 2, 2015, Judy Malinowski was doused in gasoline and set on fire by her boyfriend Michael Slager. Miraculously, she survived and spent the new two years fighting for new laws to protect victims of abuse. While she ultimately succumbed to her injuries, she recorded testimony in her own murder trial first. Judy's story is featured in a new documentary streaming on Paramount+ called "The Fire That Took Her." Judy Malinowski Foundation - https://www.judysfoundation.org/ Sources: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/judy-malinowski-documentary-fire-that-took-her-b2342165.html https://people.com/judy-malinowski-fire-took-her-exclusive-dying-wish-daughters-7505022 https://www.mamamia.com.au/judy-malinowski/ https://www.thedailybeast.com...2023-06-0213 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x12: Rodney's FuneralLogan and Kate begin to rival Aaron and Genevieve as the most annoying couple on the beach. Kate and Logan share an over-the-top kiss in the rain, but then she wants him to "step it up," aka not be poor. Eliza makes her choice at the rose ceremony but quickly regrets it, and everyone cries so much it feels more like a funeral than paradise. Fire up those tearful doobs!2022-11-2926 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x11: Monthly Mustard ClubIn this episode, Hayden (aka Rambo) reveals that he spent 6 figures on his dog, Kate is impressed by the money but little else, baby twins arrive on the beach, Aaron feels gaslit, and Eliza must choose between Rodney and Justin. We got so stoned during this shitshow!2022-11-2437 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x10: Old Lady PregnantShanae and Jacob bond over teeth, Victoria contemplates Johnny and Alex, but first has to hang out in a sweat lodge and review her husband 'shopping list.' Justin mysteriously comes back to the beach, Genevieve cries, and Eliza takes a step back from Rodney. We're not stoned enough!2022-11-2229 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x09: A Lyft Driver Broke My HeartThe switch has come to an end, and the women get to come back to "a very different beach." It's actually the same beach, but some guys have turned, including Creepy Kyle, Rodney, and Jacob. Shanae and Kate have a showdown, and then the new men show up, too! We are not stoned enough for this!2022-11-1744 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x08: Love Potion LoganIn this episode, two more girls fight over Creepy Kyle, and we are not stoned enough to even begin to understand it. Over at the hotel, Victoria shops for a husband, Brittany sets her sights on baby Tyler, and the other girls continue to cry. Listen as we poke fun at them all while indulging in the Bachelor Bud!2022-11-1230 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x07: Solid Like the Rock of GibraltarFather Palmer may have swapped the women, but in this episode, he also brings out new men! We were getting tired of their endless crying, for which there is not enough weed. Eliza and Rodney start getting cozy, and Lace returns to the beach to get some answers. Shanae sets her sights on yet another new guy, and Jacob proves that he's still super shallow. Fire up those doobies!2022-11-0923 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x06: Enjoy Your Trip to HellIt's finally happening! The girls are sent off the island and other girls come to take their place...seems barbaric, but we are stoned and ready for this shit show. The girls are crying and the men are confused - are their relationships strong enough?!2022-11-0523 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x05: Shanaena-vieveIn this episode, two former enemies join forces and bully Salley off the beach. Slytherin comes in hot and won't shut up about pizza, Jacob gets naked again, and Ashley and Jared finally have their boom boom time...not that anyone cares. Enjoy, stoners!2022-11-0336 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x04: Double Beard WeddingIn the latest episode of this nightmare, Genevieve has to choose between Aaron and Justin, Rodney somehow gets pulled by Lace, and Ashley and Jared get waaaay too much screen-time. Wtf, we're not stoned enough to care about you!2022-11-0149 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x03: Dark Woman LordWelcome back to the stoner schedule! In this episode, we have chaotic miscommunication, Victoria F sabotaging herself, Jacob deciding between 3 unappealing girls, Aaron and James' bromance reunion, and lots of crying! We also get to smoke our homegrown weed for the first time!2022-10-2133 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x02: Stagecoach, the Bachelor Nation AGMWelcome back to paradise! In this episode, two girls both like Logan/Creepy Kyle (for some reason), Genevieve sabotages her relationship with Justin, Romeo gets desperate, and Salley's vibrator makes an appearance. Father Palmer, give us a rose ceremony already!2022-10-1344 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 8x01: The Walt Disney of Grocery StoresWe're back on the beach in paradise! In October! It's weird AF, but we're excited to see all our favourite trainwrecks again. We're definitely not stoned enough for these upside down bikini tops, STOP THIS MADNESS 🌳2022-10-1137 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19X12: Difficulties (Finale part 2 + ATFR)Finally, this shit show is over! In part 2 of the finale, we get to see how Rachel and Gabby's journeys end. Tino becomes the ultimate baby back bitch after being accused of cheating rumors, and some sketchy texts between Erich and an ex-gf surface for all of Bachelor Nation to see. We love when the show airs the dirty laundry of its contestants, and we're not stoned enough for it! The new Bachelor is announced (!) and we see a preview for Bachelor in Paradise! Stay tuned for our next episode!2022-09-2400 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x11: Weed Memes (Finale part 1)In part 1 of the finale, Rachel coldly lets Zach go and introduces her last 2 men to her family. Gabby reunites Erich with grandpa, and both women want that ring on their fingers OR ELSE. We have no idea what's going to happen next, but Rachel looks dead inside and we hope she's stoned.2022-09-2044 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x10: Rachel, the Final BossIt's part 2 of the Fantasy Suites, and looks like Gabby's men didn't realize people get engaged on this show. Rachel bombs her date with Zach, finally wears an epic dress, and emerges as the Villian we never expected.2022-09-1445 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x09: Space Food from the COCIt's time for the Fantasy Suites part 1, where everyone goes to the Boom Boom Room! The ladies each have 3 men left, but things are not looking good for Gabby, who chose two men who aren't ready to get engaged. Rachel finally wears a nice outfit, and everyone continues to climb up the Staircase of Love. Listen as we rank their power moves while smoking the finest greenery, and stay tuned for part 2!2022-09-0939 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x08: There's the Illuminati, and there's Bachelor NationWelcome back stoners! It's the Men Tell All! This episode has *almost* everything... except for Hayden, who ditched! RAMBO DESERVES BETTER! Meatball gets saucy, Billy Eichner wears a pink shirt, and the gates of paradise are open! Join us while we watch and smoke the finest greenery.2022-09-0258 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x07: Kelly's Stunt DoubleHow the f is it hometowns already? How will they fit 7 hometown dates into 1 episode? Did everyone just forget about Aven? Listen as we try really hard to remember all of the men's names and fail, while smoking the finest greenery.2022-08-2653 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 19x06: Old Navy Mannequins Trying to Find LoveIn this episode, the bachelorettes go to Amsterdam! Sexy tickling! A dominatrix!Our special guest this week is weed guru Ben, who hooked us up with some serious dabs. We were so stoned as we watched the men lift cheese. Listen as we cry and howl while smoking the finest greenery.2022-08-191h 02

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 19x05: Looking Up the NostrilsIn our newest episode, Rachel cries constantly. Like, for real. Creepy Kyle comes clean about his feelings for Gabby, and the guys are not too happy. She also wears the nicest dress of all time and we're so stoned we can barely take it.2022-08-1259 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x04: Israeli French Boxing CouchesHelloooo stoners! This episode takes us to France, where Rachel and Gabby engage in some classic activities such as armpit smelling and hand make-outs. Creepy Kyle switches to team Gabby but doesn't tell anyone, and Grocery Store Joe Jr really misses his dog. Listen as we review this trainwreck while partaking in the Devil's lettuce.2022-08-0758 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x03: Hollywood Mustard BottleIn this episode, Rachel has a 1:1 date with Zach, which was so adorable we wanted to puke. Then, we get Gabby's, date, featuring NONE OTHER than the grandpa of Bach Nation. Who even cares who the date was, we got to watching grandpa go bowling. Then, we got the almighty Franco Lacosta, doing (you guessed it) a classically awkward group date wedding photo shoot. Super cringe! He looked fab, who cares, we were super stoned.2022-08-0153 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x02: Creepy KyleWelcome back, stoners! In this episode, we get to see the men wear speedos, because Rachel and Gabby need to see their abs more than their personalities. Both ladies get their first 1:1 dates, and Rachel starts feeling like none of the men like her. Probably because next to Gabby, her dresses are ugly AF. We also talk about the dark upside-down universe of Bachelor Nation, Pilot Pete's 18 year-old bod, and name our new smoking machine! Song: Cello Suite no 1 in G Major by J.S. Bach (Performed by Yo-Yo Ma) 2022-07-241h 03

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19x01: Grocery Store Joe Jr.We are back! After a long hiatus, we are back with not one, but TWO Bachelorettes! How is this going to even work!? Not even Father Palmer has the answer to that question. Join us as we watch Gabby and Rachel begin their journeys to find their husbands while we get stoned AF on the finest greenery. Song: Concerto of the Italian Taste in F Major, Mvt 3 (Rondo) by J.S. Bach 2022-07-1445 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorettes 19: MEET THE MENGabby and Rachel's season has 33 men, and we're so stoked to go through their bios while getting stoned as shit. Also, Bachelor in Paradise released their potential cast! Listen as we hype up the new season while partaking in the finest greenery.2022-06-1626 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Let's Get Real with UNReal: Stoner ReviewHello Bach Nation stoners! If you're wondering what we've been up to during the hiatus, we watched all 4 seasons of UNReal, a dark and twisted satire of our beloved Bachelor franchise. If you haven't watched it, you're missing out! In this episode, we review the whole show (SPOILERS ABOUND) with our hilarious special guest Adam. We hope you love listening to this as much as we loved getting stoned and recording it!2022-05-2053 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x12: Bach Family Fun Time (Finale Part 2)Holy smokes! This is the finale that just keeps on giving. Ham Clayton dumps his two sister wives, chases after another one, aaaand we get to see a very embarrassing proposal. The After the Final Rose is way out of left field, and we are legit speechless. Also, the next season is revealed, and we could not be more excited. Listen as we live react to this last episode, while stoned out of our minds.2022-03-2156 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x11: Sister Wives (Finale Part 1)It's the finale of this shitshow, part 1! In this episode, we see what becomes of the remaining two sister wives that Ham Clayton fell in love with. Spoiler alert: They both hate him, and we get to see them tell him off in very different ways. It's sad, but this whole season needed to end in flames. Fire up those doobies, because we're releasing a double episode! 2022-03-2159 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x10: Love BonerIt's the fantasy suite episode! The Bone Zone! Clayton makes some boner love to two of the women and tells three of them that he is in love with them. Not smart, Hammy! One of them leaves! We get so incredibly stoned!2022-03-171h 10

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x09: Women Tell All!This was the most savage episode of WTA yet! Seriously, those ladies were stewing. Shanae gets scorched, Cassidy gets roasted, Sara gets burned...haha we are stoned. Ham Calyton gets crucified! Listen as we smoke our way through this dumpster fire.2022-03-1451 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x08: So Many FeelingsIt's the Hometown episode! Ham Clayton goes to meet the families of his final four, and the previews really made it seem like something dramatic was going to happen. Spoiler alert: Nothing dramatic happened. At all. We have never seen a Hometown episode with less drama, and everyone cried (tears of happiness). One girl had to be let go, but we already knew that. This week is a double-feature, with our favorite episode of the season coming up first, The Women Tell All! Fire up those doobies!2022-03-081h 09

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x07: Fancy Fashion PlaceIn this episode, Ham Clayton starts hardcore eliminating, as next week are the hometown dates! Mara and Sarah are still fighting, and they both get a pretty villainous edit. The group goes to Vienna, and have a date featuring some heavy and awkward therapy. Serene gets some fireflies, Suzie gets some dresses, and Jessie makes an absolutely epic stoner snack. We also get into a very important discussion about chocolate and chicken, and we will not apologize for it! Stay stoned!2022-02-271h 03

The Queen Of AwakeningEpisode 9: A Podcast With Judy GoodrowThis is a podcast with a pastor, Judy Goodrow, and the amazing person behind the blog "Life Full of God."2022-02-1935 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x06: The Friday ReleaseWhat's up stoners! Last episode ended with the start of a 2 on 1 between Shanae and Genevieve. Which one is the actress?! Ham Clayton has no clue, and we see him walking away like a sad little ham. Mara is gearing up to be the new villain, as she just keeps GIVING and can't get herself a man. Give it up, girl! Also, we cannot handle Ham Clayton's sweaters/zip-ups/hoodies anymore. Just STOP and wear a regular dress shirt for crying out loud. Lastly, we get a couple of the women ascending the staircase of love! Listen as we...2022-02-1858 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x05: We Are the Hairy ArmpitThis is a special episode for us Canucks, as the Bachelor is headed to Toronto! The 6! We recognized every spot from Ham Clayton and Serene's date, thanks to the debauchery we've personally experienced there. Ham Clayton wants to get to the bottom of the drama with Shanae, and despite literally every girl telling him to send her home, she manages to talk her way out of trouble, once again! This episode ends with a cliffhanger, and it's a 2-1 with Shanae vs. Genevieve...and they go to Niagara Falls! What's going to happen!? We're not stoned enough!2022-02-1543 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x04: The Bachelor Bowl!In this episode, we delve deeper into Shanae's dark past and uncover the truth. Just kidding, she's just a c#$& and villains like her keep the trash flowing, just the way we like it. We also are joined by a special guest throwing down some psychological knowledge, so fire up those doobies!2022-02-071h 02

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x03: He's Going to the Gym After This!Welcome back, stoners, it's the continuation of last week's episode! Will Ham Clayton send Cassidy home because she has a f@#$ buddy? More importantly, will he ever stop wearing workout hoodies? This is also a Baywatch themed episode starring Nicole Eggert (Paula from Holiday Switch) and we are thrilled. Listen as we smoke copiously and live react.2022-02-0152 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x02: Shanae-NoThings are starting to get spicy, and the blondes are bringing some chaos. Cassidy isn't here for a kids birthday party, she only wants Hil-Duff. She then amps up Shanae, who transforms into a hot mess. Sally or maybe Suzie goes on a date with the Ham, and he wears dad sweaters. Stay stoned!2022-01-1648 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 26x01: 200 Bar MitzvahsIs everyone ready for some juicy, pale white HAM?! That's about all we know about Clayton, this season's bachelor. Also, his first rose gets rejected and two other girls self eliminate after talking to him for all of 3 seconds. Not off to a great start! We also meet our new host and partake in the finest greenery while live-reacting to the newest season of this shitshow.2022-01-0943 min

Will You Accept This Roach?High for the Holidays 2: Christmas WishThe holidays may be over, but we're still riding our high from 2021. Before we get to our new Bachelor, listen as we react to Christmas Wish (which we later learned is actually called Holiday Switch?). Who came up with this movie? 😂2022-01-0550 min

Will You Accept This Roach?High for the Holidays 1: Christmas in EvergreenHappy holidays from the Bachelor Bowl! We obviously love weed and cheesy heteronormative romance, and what better way to indulge in both than watching Christmas rom-coms? In High for the Holidays, we react to Christmas in Evergreen, a movie so bad that it took on a life of its own after too many bong hits.2021-12-2621 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x10: Finale and ATFRWelcome to the long-ass finale of Michelle's season! It's finally over, thank the Devil's lettuce. This kind of finale is the best, as it combines the final rose with the live version of After the Final Rose, and we love to watch the contestants watch themselves cry. There is so much goddamn crying in this episode, we had to get more stoned than usual to get through it. Tune in for our thoughts, and once you're done listening, make your way over to our High for the Holidays limited series. 2021-12-2451 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x09: Vibed Out, Kicked ItIt's the penultimate episode of the season, and you know what that means! That's right, it's Fantasy Suites, and Michelle gets to take Nayte, Joe and Brandon to Bone Town. Sadly, not all at the same time. Bach Nation is far too conservative for that, but we can dream. Listen as we hit a million tokes and react to this episode, while desperately hoping for some DRAMA (please).2021-12-2139 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x08: Men Tell All!It's here! The best episode of the season! No matter how dull a season is, the Tell All episodes always give us what we need. So many controversies are given the spotlight - Raisin Ranch tries and fails to defend himself, the battle between Slytherin and Tiger King escalates even further, everyone gets pizza, and Jamie gets a chance to speak. So much happens, and we get really really stoned. Apologies for the weird audio quality around 50 minutes in, but we do manage to fix it. Stay tuned for the Fantasy Suites episode!2021-12-151h 12

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18X07: Hometowns!It's the Hometown episode, and Michelle is down to her final four. We genuinely don't know who she is going to choose at this point, because it turns out that frontrunner Nayte has never been in love or in a real relationship. So, that's not promising. Also his name is Nathaniel, and that was the most interesting part of this episode. It was pretty meh and didn't have enough drama for us. We can't help it if we miss all the villains and want them back. But! Stay tuned for this week's upcoming episode, Men Tell All!2021-12-0749 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x06: Good Job on the FartsHello and welcome back, stoners! Michelle takes Clayton on a date, and we finally see the Porkchop blossom into a Ham, while crying a LOT. It's the Bachelor edit we all needed! Hipster Khal Drogo continues to give everyone creepy vibes, and Michelle rolls her eyes and shuts that shit down. Brandon visits Michelle's childhood home, and it's a pretty cute date, even if Brandon does look like a 17 year old. Our Bach Bowl News segment is devastating; we are so disappointed in Katie, and we will always love and protect our Tiger Cat. Stay tuned for Hometowns next...2021-11-301h 06

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x05: Pink Porch ChopWelcome back stoners! In this episode, Clayton shows us his Viking origins, so we've learned he can yell. Chris the Snake whines about Michelle taking Nayte out on a date. Joe opens up during his 1-1, Hipster Khal Drogo shows us some more red flags, and Rodney proves to be the sweetest contestant of the bunch. We smoked some seriously dank shit in this episode and have never laughed harder!2021-11-1947 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x04: Little Lettuce WrapMichelle plans a cute sleepover date, but the guys ignore her because teddy bears and PJs. A 1-1 date with Hipster Khal Drogo takes a weird turn, and Salad King dons his finest blank eyeliner look for his date. Finally, Chris S decides to start some drama with Nayte's hands. Listen as we offer live commentary while partaking in the devil's lettuce!2021-11-141h 04

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x03: Think of the Phthalates!In this episode, Jamie starts a rumor about how all the guys are spreading a rumor that isn't happening. Wtf Jamie? Hipster Khal Drogo takes Michelle aside, and we are still not sure about his frosted tips. Slytherin continues to fight with Will in every part of the house, ONE SLICE AT A TIME. Michelle takes Rodney on a date, we reminisce about Roma pizza once again, and briefly discuss BIP Canada. Listen as we get stoned and offer the finest commentary!2021-11-0951 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x02: PizzapreneurIn this episode, we get a group date judged by some unimpressed children, Slytherin gets his feelings hurt by Tiger King, followed by a battle of epically bad shirts. Salad King surprises Michelle with a mad lib, Jamie gets the first 1-1 date, but then he stirs the pot! Listen as we partake in some of the devil's lettuce while offering live commentary.2021-11-0154 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 18x01: D for Detention!Welcome back, Stoners! It's Episode 1 of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette, and it's time to meet Michelle's men! From a pizzapreneur/heir of Slytherin, to the Salad King, the men of Michelle's season promise to bring the laughter, the tears, and the drama! Listen in while we partake in some greenery and offer high-brow commentary.2021-10-2345 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette: Let's meet Michelle's men!WE HAVE A FANTASY LEAGUE! We have teamed up with Bach Bracket to host a fantasy league for Michelle's season! Our league is rose-to-rose, so each week people can pick who they think will get roses in the rose ceremony. There will be prizes, and those prizes will make sure you are all ~high~ for the right reasons! Listen while we partake in some greenery, and offer our first impressions of Michelle's suitors. 2021-10-1915 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise Finale! The Staircase of LoveIt's engagement day! We're at the end of Paradise, and it's time for Neil Lane to fly in with his magical engagement rings. Will Noah and Abigail survive prom? Does Riley have the strength to win Maurissa's heart? Will Grocery Store Joe and Serena's love win out, or will Kendall dash their dreams? Will Kenny get to eat Mari's taco? And will James and Aaron's bromance turn out to be the most romantic love story in paradise? Tune in while we partake in some greenery and offer high-brow commentary!2021-10-141h 01

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x10: Everyone Cries at the PromIt's the penultimate episode in paradise! The drama continues between Aaron and Ivan, and baby bro keeps digging himself deeper and deeper. Chelsea sets the record straight, while Cartoon Ed goes on a pity date with Mykenna, who is there for some reason. James the Box Guy finally gets to go on his first date, featuring human churros and snakes. Also, it's time for the Paradise Prom! Guys act like dicks and girls cry, because everyone in this show is in high school. We are not stoned enough for this nearly 3-hour episode!2021-10-0448 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x09: A Duel!In this episode, lots of couples get serious! Kenny and Mari have a sexy taco date, Serena P and Grocery Store Joe act way too cute, Riley cries, and we experience what is perhaps the biggest Bachelor fake-out in history. We are shocked and simultaneously impressed. Also! Two new guys show up - Cartoon Ed and Hot Demar! Who will they choose as their dates? Also, Tia asks her vagina for love advice, and Aaron gets into yet another fight. Listen as we unravel this crazy episode while partaking in some greenery.2021-09-2546 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x08: Vagina DanceThe trouble continues to brew in Paradise, and we are not stoned enough! This week, the group banishes Pieper and Brendan, and some couples swap as the show comes to an end. We have no idea how many episodes are even left, as there are way too many people still on this beach, and half of them aren't even in relationships. Tammy and Tommy have a hard talk, a hurricane looms, and a few new guys show up for some reason! How much can we possibly smoke to get us through this!?2021-09-2038 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x07: Boob HammocksWe're back with another episode! Titus Burgess swoops in as host, and invites only some of the contestants to a VIP party, to incite drama, of course. Chris sets his sights on Alana, leaving Jessenia in the dust. Kenny has a conversation with Mari, and Demi turns into a big crybaby. Chelsea joins the beach and Aaron once again loses a girl to his nemesis Thomas. Listen as tear apart this episode while partaking in some greenery!2021-09-1540 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x06: Captain Noah SparrowA storm is brewing in paradise! Kendal shows up to confront Joe, Mari interferes with Kenny's harem, and Pieper finally appears! The plot thickens as Natasha gets blind-sided by Brendan, who will someday look like a crinkly bag of chips. Also, Noah is wearing way too many contrasting necklaces, and the relationships pre-paradise are getting more confusing by the minute. Listen as we watch this episode while partaking in the devil's lettuce!2021-09-1440 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x05: Let Them Eat CakeWelcome back to Paradise, fellow stoners! This week, Tammy deals with the fallout of choosing Thomas over Aaron, and Mari and Demi are not happy with each other! Who knew that the oldest contestant on the beach would be the hottest commodity? A cake gets thrown in the fire, some gaudy jewelry makes an appearance, and some contestants make surprise exits. Also, a few unexpected new people show up! Have a listen to this episode, and don't forget to toke!2021-09-1243 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x04: Cheers to Kenny's SchlongIn this next episode, things get complicated! We get two new contestants who come in with their eyes on some ladies, which spells trouble for Jessenia and Ivan. Mari tells Kenny she wants to be open, and Demi is all for it! Connor the Cat desperately tries to win Maurissa back by wearing a silky romper the guys call "kimono convict," but it can't really compete with Riley's bod. Listen as we tear this episode apart while partaking in some greenery!2021-09-0848 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x03: It's Gonna Be MayThis week, we've got a double episode release, as the Bachelor Gods thought the universe needed 4 hours of content. So much happens in this episode! Thomas arrives, and the guys are not too happy. We're thrilled, though, as we need some new villain energy! Lance Bass is our new host, everyone is wearing a crazy shirt, and we get pretty lit!2021-09-0125 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x02: Baby CthulhuWelcome back to paradise! Some new contestants arrive, including the Demi God! She's here for the P and not the V, and she's ready to play the game. There are 14 women and 10 guys, and the guys have the roses this week. We get a couple of 1-1 dates, Queen V strikes out again, and David Spade makes his gracious exit. We really dive into the greenery in this episode (of course!) so please have a listen!2021-09-0140 min

Will You Accept This Roach?Bachelor in Paradise 7x01: The Return!It's summertime in Bachelor Nation, and we finally have a new season of BIP! After the hiatus of last year, we once again get to see contestants from the past few seasons get drunk and make fools of themselves on a beach resort. Some fan favourites have returned, and we're not stoned enough for this shit! Queen V has turned into a Goddess, Brendan shows his neck, and Kenny the boyband manager won't wear pants. Also, David Spade!2021-08-2335 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x10: How Did I Get Here? The Finale and ATFRWe finally made it, and we're not stoned enough for this shit! In this ruthless and albeit confusing finale, we see Katie's story as the Bachelorette come to a close. We couldn't be more surprised by the outcome, and really can't say any more, because spoilers. We really lit up the greenery in this episode, so please have a listen, and stay tuned for our return next week with Bachelor in Paradise!2021-08-121h 19

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x09: Magical Ass-LandHello lovely listeners! It's the episode we've waited a long time for: The Hamilton Hometown Date! Except we didn't really get that, because our expectations were too high and this is the Bachelorette after all. We still really enjoyed this episode, and though the dates were kind of meh, we got to see the highly anticipated Katie meltdown we've been seeing in the previews for weeks. We really doubled down on the greenery in this episode, so please have a listen!2021-08-071h 19

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x08: Katie's Men Tell AllIt's the Men Tell All episode, and we started off so stoned, we thought we were about to see Hometowns! There wasn't enough drama this season between the guys, as they were all in love with each other, but this episode brought a few early villains back to have their last say. We saw a fight almost break out on stage, a random make-out (sadly not between any of the guys), and the departure of one of the final 4 contestants right as the episode started! Stay a while and have some greenery, this episode was wild!2021-08-041h 16

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x07: The Great Slab of RomaHello beautiful listeners! In our latest episode, we're still talking about Connor the Cat's outfits and comparing him to Queen V, who we both want to dress up as for Halloween. Who's in? Also, we talk Hamilton Hometown date ideas, all the crying that's coming up in the next few episodes, and whether or not JPJ is a pot smoker. If so, he should be smoking out of Bong Paul Jones, of course. Katie picks her final 4, and participates in a dramatic chase scene. Listen as we review this episode while partaking in some greenery!2021-07-261h 24

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x06: Vampire Vicar SlayerIn this extra long episode, we are joined by special guest Nikki, and laugh probably harder than we ever have. The franchise sets us up with yet another awkward AF wedding-themed date, and we are SO confused by the outcome. The guys gang up on Hunter and try to vote him off the island, we debate the existence of long-lost Gyllenhaal siblings, and the guys are told not to wank for a week. What could go wrong???!! Listen to us as we judge everyone on this show while getting LIT.2021-07-201h 32

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x05: Questionable FashunWe're back with another (slightly delayed) podcast! In this episode, we get some 1-1 dates, some heavy crying (all from the guys), and an aggressive game of Bash Ball? Is that a thing? Blake joins the cast, and there is surprisingly no drama to speak of. We also heavily critique Connor the Cat's outfits, as he's really making a name for himself as the next Queen V. What will he wear next? Listen as we watch and partake in some greenery!2021-07-141h 01

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x04: Mutiny!In this latest episode, the guys vote yet another villain off the island. The brotherhood is strong this season! Meanwhile, Katie gets an unexpected visitor, and has to make a big decision. Listen as we fantasize about the future hometown dates and partake in find greenery!2021-07-061h 02

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x03: Protect the QueenHello wonderful listeners! We're here reviewing the latest episode of Katie's season, and boy, is this one a tear-jerker! This entire season so far has been like a self-help retreat, and all the guys (and Katie) delve into some pretty serious subject matter. But first, the guys are doing what they do best - bromancing and ganging up on douches. They're a unit. Listen as we review this intense episode, while partaking in the finest greenery.2021-06-261h 08

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x02: Sexy Fred PennerWe're back with another episode! This season is off to a fiery start, and the personalities are already clashing. We've got Karl the motivational speaker, who is serious motivating us to turn off the TV. We've got dudes aggressively mud wrestling, and it's not even hot. Katie gets riled up at the cocktail party, telling the guys to F off if they aren't "here for the right reasons." What a cliffhanger! Listen as we judge the guys' plays while partaking in some greenery.2021-06-191h 07

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 17x01: The Cat ManWelcome back stoners! Give it up for Katie, our new Bachelorette! You may remember her as Vibrator Girl from Matt James' season. We're so excited to be back, and to have all these dudes with amazingly hilarious job titles as contestants. Will the Zipper Sales Manager go far? How about the Surgical Skin Salesman? This season is a bit different, as we've got TWO hosts! We've also got a new bong, and we've never been as stoned as we are in this episode, so please, have a listen!2021-06-1558 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x13: That's a Wrap!This is definitely not your typical season finale! Tayshia shakes things up by letting a certain someone come back, and then has her final two meet the parents. Then, her dad decides to throw a wrench into everything by freaking her the hell out. The episode ends happily, and we get a preview for Matt James! So much crying is coming! Stay tuned for our next season, and stay stoned!2021-06-1446 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x12: Fantasy SuitesNow that the parents have been introduced, it's time for the episode where everyone has sex! Don't you just love the formula of this show? Tayshia has 3 guys left, but who will go to Bone Town? Also, we got too stoned and lost the second half of this episode! But, never fear, because we do eventually get the hang of this and no longer mess up from this point forward. Stay stoned!2021-06-1413 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x11: Hometown DatesIt's Tayshia's hometown date episode! We loved this episode, as it's always interesting to see all the contestants' weird families. There are four guys left - Ben gets cold feet, Ivan and Tayshia talk religion, and Zac and Brendan's families get emotional. We also talk about how much we want Bennett to be the Bachelor again, even if he's a secret villain/cringe-king. This episode was short and sweet (and, sorry, we accidentally cut off the last bit :P). Listen to us get mad at Ben while partaking in some greenery!2021-06-1432 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x10: Men Tell All!It's time for the best episode of every season! We love the Tell All episodes, and this one is super emotional. Tayshia sends some guys home and makes some big decisions after hearing admissions of love. Also, Hamilton boy Blake gets a 1-1 date! Listen as we finally name our podcast (this episode was recorded in Dec 2020) while partaking in some greenery.2021-06-131h 03

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x09: Are You Questioning My Integrity?We're back with another podcast of Tayshia's season of the Bachelorette! In this episode, we take a closer look at the Noah/Bennett feud. Who will Tayshia send home? Also, the guys all take a lie detector test! Listen as we evaluate the remaining contestants, and all of their eclectic job titles, while partaking in some greenery.2021-06-131h 02

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x08: Bennett's BoxWe're back with another episode of Tayshia's season! The episode starts off with a cocktail party, and we have several questions - who is Bennett? What is Bennett? Is he a villain, or just a condescending elitist? How long will Noah last, and what is the deal with our Hammertown boy Blake? Listen as we review this episode while partaking in some of the finest greenery. **NOTE: At the time of this episode's recording, certain allegations about Eazy, a contestant on this season, were not yet released on social media.2021-06-1139 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x07: The Smarmy Backstreet BoyAt this point, we definitely know all the guys' names, but we still love calling them whatever we want. This episode is full of capital "D" drama, and someone plants a seed of doubt in Tayshia's mind. Her integrity is at stake! Listen as we give a play-by-play account of this episode, while partaking in some fine greenery.2021-06-1052 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x06: Smokeshow!In this episode, Tayshia has the guys compete for the Manliness Man award, and the Biggest Baby. Or something like that. It's hilarious and the guys all get pitted against each other, and no one likes a guy with a mustache, not even Tayshia. This episode had us cackling, so please have a listen as we partake in some greenery!2021-06-1058 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x05: Here Comes Tayshia Mini Episode!Hello stoners, thanks for continuing to listen to our weekend Bachelorette catch-up! It's Tayshia's first episode, and the guys are meeting her for the first time! We already know all the guys, but oh - what's this? Four new contestants? What does Tayshia think? What do we think? Have a listen!2021-06-0926 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x04: Curveball Mini EpisodeThis episode marks the turning point of Clare's season of the Bachelorette. All the tabloid rumours are true, and this episode seals the deal. The other contestants have to make a big decision that will determine everything...sorry, 4 episodes of The Bachelorette in a day can make for some pretty dramatic writing. Declarations! Pouty faces! Proposals! Greenery!2021-06-0223 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x03: Josef's Reckoning Mini EpisodeWe're back with a new mini episode of the weirdest Bachelorette season yet! Josef finally tells Clare what he really thinks of her. Then, she steals Dale away for some more alone time, leaving the other contestants bored and whiney. How long can they put up with this? Listen as we tear this episode apart while partaking in more greenery.2021-06-0217 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x02: Love Languages Mini EpisodeIn the second episode of Clare's season, we get to know the guys a bit better with the first group date. The dodgeball tournament ends with a walk of shame, and Josef's anger starts to build. Dale is front and center, Hamilton boy Blake breaks the rules, and the guys react. Listen as we judge this episode while partaking in some greenery.2021-04-2121 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelorette 16x01: Clare Crawley Mini EpisodeHello and welcome back to Will You Accept This Roach! As we wait for the newest Bachelorette season to air, we've decided to release all the episodes we recorded during the Clare/Tayshia season. This was a very interesting and hilarious season to watch, and we can't wait to share our thoughts with you while partaking in some fine greenery!2021-04-2120 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x12: ATFR: Uncle E EditionMatt's season is over, and we can definitely say that this was a *highly* dramatic interview! Listen as we watch After the Final Rose hosted by none other than Emmanuel Acho, while still stoned from the finale.2021-04-0552 min

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x11: God and Skateboards: The FinaleIt's the final episode of Matt's season! Which of the two contestants will he pick? Why is he crying so much, and how many times are we going to see turtlenecks? The shocking conclusion of the Bachelor is here, and we are stoned and ready. Also, stay tuned for our final episode of the season, After the Final Rose! 2021-03-251h 01

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x10: Pennsylvanian Dutch Spa DayHello listeners! We're back with the Fantasy Suite episode, and this episode does not disappoint. There's lots of pouting, oatmeal, and uncomfortable conversations that probably shouldn't be on TV. Listen as we analyze the dates that ultimately lead to bone-town, as we partake in some greenery.2021-03-151h 05

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x09: Women Tell AllIt's time for our favorite episode of the season! Say what you will about it, but we really missed the drama between all the ladies. The Tell All episodes are always a highlight, and this one did not disappoint. Listen as we review the bloopers, the confrontations, and those extra little videos we're so thankful the network put together. :)2021-03-071h 11

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x08: Team Miss YoungIt's Hometowns! Matt's down to the final 4, and this is the episode where he gets to have awkward conversations with multiple parents who may or may not trust the process. The women all get to plan their dates, and Serena P. wins for having the most Canadian, platonic date ever, complete with Beaver Tales and a poutine made by someone who doesn't know what poutine is. Listen as we judge this episode hard, while partaking in some greenery.2021-03-011h 04

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x07: Never Been KissedIn this season's latest episode, a girl you probably don't remember from Colton's season tries to shimmy her way into the house. The ladies are pissed! How many more new contestants will they need to put up with? Many tears are shed, and emotions are running high. This episode has many surprises and we are here for them! Listen as we watch and partake in some greenery.2021-02-221h 06

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x06: Twist His Nipple!In the latest episode, Katie proves, once again, that she is the coolest person on this show. How does her 1-1 date with Matt go? Also, why is there still drama between the girls? Who is Heather, and what is she doing on set? Is she the new villain we've been waiting for? Listen as we watch, dissect and discuss the most dramatic show ever, while partaking in some greenery.2021-02-141h 16

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x05: Villains Gotta Vill!In episode 5, Matt shows the girls that he won't tolerate bullying and he proceeds to clean house. Will Anna get her day of reckoning? Will Queen V's reign come to an end? Whose outfits will we make fun of? Will a new villain rise from the ashes? Listen as we discuss this glorious episode while partaking in the finest greenery!2021-02-091h 15

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x04: Where Did They Get Those Pumpkins?In episode 4, Matt's search for love continues. The producers surprise everyone with a mysterious limo arrival that is sure to stir things up! A pageant winner challenges Queen V's title, a nasty rumor is spread, and everyone turns into a foraging squirrel on the group date. Listen as we take this episode apart while partaking in some greenery.2021-01-311h 08

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x03: Katie for PrezIn episode 3, the drama takes a sharp turn, and the focus is off Queen V. Or is it? In a diabolical underhanded move, another contestant appears on her chopping block, and it doesn't look good. Will Matt ever notice what's going on? Will he stop kissing with his eyes open? Listen as we do a live commentary while partaking in some greenery.2021-01-261h 25

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x02: I'm Never Naming my Child VictoriaIn episode 2 of Matt's season, we get to know the girls a bit better...and the questionable fashion sense of one. Queen V really dominated this episode, and we're not even mad about it. Listen as we do a live commentary while partaking in some greenery.2021-01-261h 05

Will You Accept This Roach?The Bachelor 25x01: Matt James Lives!In our first episode of 2021, we review the season premier of Season 25 of The Bachelor - Matt James is in the house! So are 32 other women. We didn't get to see him on Clare Crawley's season, but we get him now! What could possibly go wrong? Listen as we do a live commentary while partaking in some greenery. 2021-01-2650 min