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Dumb Bitch HoursThe Nose of The BackSettle in folks, this is a long one. I honestly couldn't even tell you what happened. We can just blame it on JD's Aries energy, he's here too.
Recorded on 11/20/2020
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-11-211h 20Dumb Bitch HoursI Don't Know What to Do With This InformationJulia and Kayden are discussing the weeklong election, but specifically the funniest parts of it. What did you think this was? A serious show?
Recorded 11/12/2020
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-11-1452 minDumb Bitch HoursStop Sending Me Text Messages I Already VotedThis week DBH wants to remind you to cast your vote by November 3rd, 2020! We also want to remind you to listen to Ariana Grande's new album. Everything else in this episode is just fluff really, including conversations about vomit etiquette, Halloween costumes, and Julia's new frog.
Recorded on 10/29/2020
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-10-301h 11Dumb Bitch HoursI Farted in the Middle of the SATTo apologize for not having an episode last week, we made a GREAT episode for this week. Kayden is staying at his parent's house and Julia is struggling through Living Room University. Featuring the talents of the funniest Maclay sibling, Trey! Also, Courtney is there for some of it.
Recorded on 10/21/2020
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Dumb Bitch HoursA Conversation with Eric GroomsIn a special episode of DBH, Julia has a conversation with Los Angeles based musician Eric Grooms! We discuss the success he has found on TikTok, his musical influences, and his plans for his career. Recorded 1/24/20202020-10-0923 minDumb Bitch HoursTastes Like PainThis week, Kayden and Julia are going in depth on very important topics, including spicy food, multivitamins, the presidential debate, and most importantly, Fat Bear Week.
Recorded on 9/30/2020
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-10-031h 04Dumb Bitch HoursYou Just Farted on Top of My HeadThis week Julia and Kayden are discussing how they're "allegedly" leaving their jobs soon, as well as bad kids movies, kids movies that aren't for kids, and JD's dummy thicc ass. Oh and JD joins us too.
Recorded on 9/24/2020
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-09-261h 03Dumb Bitch HoursBEGGING Y'all to Make Eye Contact With the SyllabusThis week everyone in Julia's classes decided to not activate their brain cells, despite being upper-level college students, and Kayden was kind enough to let her rant about it for several minutes. Also, we don't know why Kayden's mic sounds like that for some of the show, and we're also too dumb to figure out how to fix it, whoops!
Recorded on 9/16/2020
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-09-191h 19Dumb Bitch HoursFor Legal Reasons This is a JokeKayden was pissed off and Julia had a crazy dream, and it keeps going downhill from there.
Recorded on 9/3/2020
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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2020-09-121h 02Dumb Bitch HoursAre We Baby? Allegedly.Julia's neighbors are freaks, and we are joined by her roommate JD to complain about it. Kayden is allegedly doing a lot of things, but we can neither confirm, nor deny that claim.
Recorded on 8/28/20202020-09-051h 09Dumb Bitch HoursGuess Who's Back?Surprise bitch! You thought you'd seen the last of us! Well, we're back and y'all aren't gonna be rid of us for a LONG time.
Content warning for discussion of pedophilia from 11:04-16:21
Recorded on 8/19/20202020-08-2958 min
Dumb Bitch HoursThe Last One (Allegedly)We've arrived at Kayden's final on-air show because SOMEONE had to go and graduate. If anyone asks, neither of us cried. Once again featuring the guest talents of Jenn Noga!
Recorded on 12/6/20192019-12-061h 32
Dumb Bitch HoursDumb Bitch BuddiesBoth of your dumb bitches are back in action this week, and are joined by special guest Jenn Noga of Bar Buddies! A reminder that this remains a BAR BUDDIES STAN ACCOUNT! Also, will Kayden ever figure out who has a crush on him?
Recorded on 11/22/20192019-11-221h 14
Dumb Bitch HoursOne of Us Has an ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE!Kayden's dead this week so Julia stumbles through the first bit by herself before being joined by special scientific guests Tommy Beeler and ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE HOLDER JD Kersten!
Recorded on 11/15/20202019-11-161h 10
Dumb Bitch HoursHow Many Clowns Can We Fit in One Episode?We are so so honored to be joined by our friends Tori Clawson and Tommy Beeler this week! They're friends with us so... you can guess what happens. It's FULL nonsense.
Recorded on 11/8/20202019-11-081h 28
Dumb Bitch HoursFinding the Will to Live: LIVE!Julia is having the worst week of her life and Kayden is well... Kayden. Honestly, we're really low energy this time folks. I don't know what to tell ya.
Recorded on 11/1/20192019-11-011h 09
Dumb Bitch HoursScarier Than UsualWe wanted to do a Halloween episode, but that really just went off the rails. Julia raging about HGTV is scary right? What about Kayden raging about Grubhub? Oh and also the studio maybe caught on fire.
Recorded on 10/25/20192019-10-251h 14
Dumb Bitch HoursTwo Idiots Stacked on Top of Each Other in a Critical Thinking CostumeUs? Playing music? Thinking critically about music? ReViEwInG mUsIc??? I really hope we pull through this one. Featuring special guest and friend of the program, Jenn Noga!
Recorded on 10/18/20192019-10-181h 17
Dumb Bitch HoursUhhh... YikesListen, we gotta be honest with y'all, this is not our best work. We are still alive but barely breathing.
Content warning for sexual assault and harassment from 33:00 to 48:00.
Recorded on 10/4/20192019-10-041h 27
Dumb Bitch HoursBattle of the Siblings4 out of 5 of our siblings called into the show, and we honestly lost track of what happened. HUGE oldest child energy happening here. We would be sorry, but we're oldest children, so we're not.
Recorded on 9/27/20192019-09-271h 19
Dumb Bitch HoursHello? Tech Support? Hello?Half of this is just us shuffling around the studio fixing audio problems, because we are professionals. The rest is us yelling at each other the entire time. Honestly, when are we gonna get fired?
Recorded on 9/20/20192019-09-201h 24
Dumb Bitch HoursOh God, They're BackWho let us back on the air? Let's hope they never figure out what a huge mistake they've made! Julia and Kayden are BACK BAYBEE!!!
Recorded on 9/13/20192019-09-131h 28
Dumb Bitch HoursKayden SUCKSLast show of the season! And Kayden's dumbass truly forgot to show up. No, I am not joking. This episode features the talents of the amazing Tori Clawson instead!
Recorded on 5/4/20192019-05-041h 08
Dumb Bitch HoursThe Endgame is Us Losing Our MindsA very special oldies edition of the show! We learn the in-depth history of Rickrolling, but honestly, Julia's too focused on seeing Endgame to really know what's going on.
Recorded on 4/27/20192019-04-2754 min
Dumb Bitch HoursWhat If We Kissed in The Pear Wiggler?Kayden was late, Hudson was off his nuts, Julia has a FAT annoying crush, and it took them about half an hour to finish a story about a cat. Really doing great here folks.
Recorded on 4/13/20192019-04-131h 08
Dumb Bitch HoursI Just Wanna Know Why We're So FunnyThis week, join Julia, Kayden, and special guest McKayla as they discuss Bille Eilish's new album for about 20 minutes then struggle to fill the rest of their time. It's a mess, folks.
4/6/20192019-04-061h 03
Dumb Bitch HoursVery Extremely SoberJulia and Kayden are both inches from death in this week's episode, physically, mentally, and spiritually. Please pray for them, we don't know if they survived long after the broadcast.
Recorded on 3/16/20192019-03-161h 13
Dumb Bitch HoursWhat's Flatter? The Earth or Our Minds?Honestly, who even knows what happened in this episode? Kayden was late, Julia is losing her mind about flat-earthers, and everyone hates anti-vaxxers so we just threw them into the mix for fun.
Recorded on 3/9/20192019-03-091h 11
Dumb Bitch HoursJulia Gets Off Her CrutchesKayden's out of town this week so this is honestly Julia just struggling to come up with enough content. Luckily a bunch of new music just dropped! People can't know she's not funny without him!
Recorded on 3/2/20192019-03-0250 min
Dumb Bitch HoursThe 2000's Called, They Don't Want UsA special 2000's themed broadcast means that Julia and Kayden, do NOT talk the entire time! Don't get used to it.
Recorded on 2/23/20192019-02-2328 min
Dumb Bitch HoursThe Anything But Valentines Day ShowIt's a Valentine's Day show where Julia and Kayden talk about anything but Valentine's Day! Featuring discussions of Tinder messages, national emergencies, and gay stuff with a phone cameo from Julia's sister. In conclusion, Hudson Raynor is the only Valentine we recognized this year.
Recorded on 2/16/20192019-02-161h 25
Dumb Bitch HoursOur New ChildrenThis week, Kayden refuses to stop talking about his new son as Julia talks about the brand new, and already iconic, "thank u, next" album.
Recorded on 2/9/20192019-02-091h 13
Dumb Bitch HoursSo Like... What Are We?Julia and Kayden talk the usual nonsense and try to pick a new name for the show!
Recorded on 2/2/20192019-02-021h 07