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Pitch ThisPost Script 104: The Good/Bad Movie "Bell Chart"We're back with another Post Script! This week, the crew gets a much needed update on a highly anticipated cinematic experience and Justin tries his best to describe his prefered movie rating system.Creative Producer: Tybee DiskinProduction House: How's My Hair ProductionsSupport the showWash your dogs twice a day.2024-10-1551 minPitch ThisPost Script 102: How soon can we judge a show?Welcome to "Post Script", our brand new biweekly show to fill in the gaps between scripts when you miss us so dearly. This week, we discuss at approximately what point in a television series is it acceptable to say "eh, not for me", and Adam vents about a movie that seems like it's been releasing for years now. If you liked just hearing us chat about nonsense, you should check out our regularly scheduled programming! New scripts release every other week, so tune back in next week for a brand new adventure with exciting new guets!2024-10-0147 minPitch ThisEpisode 99: Sand ParkWe're back for episode 99, but this time Justin's leading the charge with a take on the Dune craze that's probably...a few weeks late at this point. This week, the kids from South Park give their take on the epic tale of Dune. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season 5 so far, and leave us a comment/rating on your listening app of choice! As always, follow us on Instagram and Threads @pitchthispod for episode release announcements and other shenanigans!Support the showWash your dogs twice a day.2024-04-021h 01Pitch ThisEpisode 98: Italian-American PsychoFrom ultra-southern to ultra-italian, we're just hitting all the American stereo types this season! No one is safe...Also, Justin once again apologized for his poor mic quality. Please forgive him, he's moving and he really needs a break right now. This week, boys night is held at the Time Square Olive Garden, and Justin tries to stump us with made up Italian desserts. Featuring special guests Sean Mana and Nicholas "The Mook Man" Jacobino. As always, if you liked this episode, let us know by leaving a rating and review! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode announcements...2024-03-051h 08Pitch ThisEpisode 97: Doctor Who-tenannyHappy 2024! After a little break from the shenanigans, we're back and with some brand new soundbytes. This week, Justin doesn't know how verbs work, our guests give better answers than us on what they would do with a Tardis, and DOCTOR WHO regenerates into an American. If you like this episode, be sure to let us know! Leave us a rating and review and let us know what kind of scripts you'd like to see in the future! As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod for episode release announcements and other shenanigans. Support the showW...2024-01-301h 12Pitch ThisEpisode 95: Chicken GunWe hear at Pitch This Podcast would like to apologize for the inconsistent quality of Justin's audio in this particular episode. You see, and he's very private about this, Justin suffers for a health condition called "poor", where his body lacks the necessary money to buy equipment that works all the time. It's very sad, and we don't know how much time he has. This week, Letterbashd takes us on a tour of stop motion movies along with their most scathing reviews, and and the cocks get a glock. Featuring special guests, Chris Dane and Nicholas Jacobino. If you...2023-11-281h 04Pitch ThisEpisode 93: The SawcleMwahaha! This is Count Pitchula typing this. That's right! I got a computer, and I took an online course on how to use it...once I could convince a friend to show me how to access the online course, OF COURSE...okay it was less of a friend and more of a guy I threatened on the street. Gosh you're so hung up on details, like omg ttyl fr ngl. Anyway, this week, Justin educates us on clinically recognized fears and Jigsaw makes a reality show. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season 5 and beyond...2023-10-311h 25Pitch ThisEpisode 92: Indiana Jones & the Tomb of the TamagotchiSeason 5 is now well underway, and to keep barreling forward, we've brought on some old friends and new ones to talk about the first movie in a blockbuster franchise! Featuring special guests Andee Buccheri and Griffin Schiller. This week, Justin bets the house on "The Fugitive", and Indiana Jones hunts for the ancient life bringing relic called "The Tamagotchi". If you like this episode, check out our other seasons, and follow us on all the socials for more shenanigans. We're on Instagram @pitchthispod and X (god that name sucks) @pitch_this_pod. Support the showWa...2023-10-181h 16Pitch ThisEpisode 91: BarbenheimerAt long last, the mad lads are back! We hit the ground rolling in season 5 by starting out with a crossover featuring two blockbusters from this summer. This week, Justin and Adam share their new adult hobbies, and Barbie dreams of setting the world ablaze. If you like this episode, check out our previous seasons! If you didn't...I dunno man...I'm sorry to tell you that we're gonna keep making these. Check us out on Instagram @pitchthispod and on...X @pitch_this_pod for more shenanigans and episode release announcements!Support the showWash...2023-10-031h 29Pitch ThisEpisode 90: Pitch JamThe end of season 4 is here! And oh gosh...we've got a doozy to close out the season. This week, Justin sings, we skirt the line of becoming furries, and the boys play a game of basketball to decide the fate and future of the show. Featuring special guests Brian Cudina and Tory Guardino, as well as special appearances from many previous guests as well. If you like this episode, be sure to let us know by leaving a rating and review wherever you submitted yourself to our voices! And as always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter...2023-06-261h 28Pitch ThisEpisode 88: Thomas the SnowpiercerWe felt bad for missing a week, so we're giving you episodes on back to back weeks this time around! This week, Justin writes a script he's had on the back burner for quite some time, and Thomas the Tank Engine gets humanity back on track. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season four! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode announcements and other shenanigans! Support the showWash your dogs twice a day.2023-05-291h 11Pitch ThisEpisode 86: Pimp My KartWell, Adam's done it again: Another script about cars that Justin must now scrub the bowels of youtube to find sounds for. At least this time it's with our favorite plumber: Mario Pratt. This week, we discuss our favorite Karts, a new game has us design our own cup, and Toad gets his ride PIMPED. If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4 and beyond! As always, leave us a comment or review so we know how to better serve your ears, and follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode announcements and o...2023-05-011h 07Pitch ThisEpisode 85: The Cat with a BatCats? Hats? Cats in hats with a bat? Warning: this episode is certified CURSED. If you thought the live-action "Cat in the Hat" movie was a hard watch, get ready for Justin's take on the classic(?) flick. We are also joined by the hilarious Laura Browne and Sam Kaufman! If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4, and beyond! As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode release alerts and other shenanigans!Support the showWash your dogs twice a day.2023-04-171h 06
Two Dudes Watch Cartoons55. The Super Mario Bros. Movie with Justin Chesney & Adam Stark 🍄Two Dudes head to the Mushroom Kingdom to review Illumination's long-awaited video game adaptation, The Super Mario Bros. Movie. They're joined by another pair of podcasting bros, Justin Chesney and Adam Stark of Pitch This. With a whopping $378M opening weekend, this movie has already set records as the highest-grossing opening weekend for an animated movie OF ALL TIME. Featuring the voices of Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black, Seth Rogen and Keegan-Michael Key, the only question that remains is...does it live up to the hype?
Listen to Adam and Justin...2023-04-111h 43Pitch ThisEpisode 79: Cold FeetWeather forecast is calling for two dirty feet of snow, and once again Justin has made a real stinker of a script based on a certain director's definite foot kink. This week, Adam gets drilled in more ways than one, and Tarantino takes a crack at Disney's "Frozen". If you like this episode, be sure to check out the rest of season 4 and beyond! As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for episode releases and other shenanigans!Support the showWash your dogs twice a day.2023-01-161h 12Pitch ThisEpisode 78: Twas the Cul-De-Sac before Christmas‘Twas the episode before Christmas and all through the time, Adam tries his best to learn how to rhyme. And so does Justin...rhyming sucks. This week, it's a silent boys night as the lads get festive, and we explore what Christmas is like in Cartoon Networks most famous Cul-de-Sac. We hope you enjoy our last episode of the year, and wish that it brings you some holiday cheer! See I can rhyme...sometimes...If you like this episode, check out the rest of season 4 and beyond! Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @Pitch_this_pod for episode an...2022-12-261h 01