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Think, Pair, SwearWhat's Up Doc?Got a question or comment? Send us a text!Unit Exam - What’s Up Doc?: Justin gets summer schooled on the screwball comedy, the art of the car chase and the great Madeline Kahn. There’s also a song about topping, Wanda being manhandled in Manchester, everyone enjoys their rocks being touched, Madeline Kahn’s wing, lemon drops at Martunis, room service leftovers, a $60 clock radio, stunt men with injured backs, Croatia, Randy Quaid, what musicology is, a dangerously unbalanced woman, Chippendales, Barbra Streisand cooter to the wind, Tan-Tar-A debauchery, a long car chase, whips and re...2025-07-281h 35
Think, Pair, SwearFlash Gordon!Got a question or comment? Send us a text!Justin gets summer schooled on camp, feathered hair and gay bears with wings. There’s also Ronnie’s sexual awakening, the power of football, Ming’s cultural appropriation, Topol, fart clouds, hot hail, Karoline Leavitt, cotton candy butthole portals, how the movie predicted 2025, Timothy Dalton’s S&M 1923, gayer Skeletor, leaving Footloose, Aura’s sexual appetite, MAGA brainwashing, Annie Lenox, naked men with wings, tree fisting, quicksand, American Gladiators, Precious’s baby Mongo, bloody girl fights, the Quacker Factory, and dick rockets. 2025-07-141h 39
Think, Pair, SwearSteel MagnoliasGot a question or comment? Send us a text!Justin gets summer schooled as Julia Roberts dies and we all punch Ouiser. How’d Justin get through gay boyhood without seeing this one, you may ask? We find out with the help of giant hair, Dylan McDermott’s ass, guns in hallway drawers, “Hello, Dove Beauty,” a Jesus Princess, exploding balloons, “Drink your juice, Shelby,” Verpford Trudeau, armadillo ass, football ass, how to tell if a man is homosexual, Southern accents, terrifying Easter Bunnies, a four hour long high school production, and the ages of all the actresse...2025-06-301h 29
Think, Pair, SwearAll About EveGot a question or comment? Send us a text!Justin gets summer schooled this week on divas, the queer-coded sissy, and sapphic power dynamics. There’s also Jafar, fleshlights clued to stumps, a sea of red flags, Phoebe’s suicide, personal assistants, phallic celery, a broken bottle of absinthe, lesbians with moving vans, Drunk Justin, the single white female, RIP vaccines and poppers, pretending to be passed out, All About Me, several very dry martinis, the War of 1812 vs 9/11, agents of chaos, old school sexual innuendo, reinventing one’s self, and peeing on a wall outside Gator’...2025-06-161h 27
Think, Pair, SwearMuriel's WeddingGot a question or comment? Send us a text!Justin gets summer schooled this week on the perils of life for the small town gay, found families and some symbolism for the AIDS crisis of the 90s via the life of Muriel Heslop. There’s also party with laundry room make-shift urinals, whipped icing, several bad Australian accents, ugly dresses, no exploding birds, being screwed into paralysis, reluctantly sad masturbation, politicians with loser families, flirting with a doppelganger, hearing sex through a wall, Project 2025, Courtney Love, jamming to “Dancing Queen” behind a sofa, poor pitiful Betty, one ba...2025-06-021h 38
Think, Pair, SwearExtra Credit: Listener Thoughts & Graduation Songs!Got a question or comment? Send us a text!Extra Credit: Bad Graduation Songs edition. There’s some listener mail that involves a potential murder, a student attack, an angel teacher, and a media recommendation for student teachers. Justin and Ronnie each bring a song featured at many a high school graduation and tries to sway the other that it’s indeed an awful graduation song. Their high school graduations are also discussed. Then the subject of Summer Schooled coming Monday, June 2nd is announced as well as how these films will be evaluated. Justin’s gettin...2025-05-191h 02Think, Pair, SwearThe Breakfast ClubGot a question or comment? Send us a text!Bad principals. Bad students. The bad concept of Saturday detentions, this one had it all. Besides Bender catching a glob of his own spit, we were subjected to an ugly duckling divisive makeover, a girl making out with the man who sexually and physically assaulted her, magical weed that admin can’t smell, obvious locker were said weed was kept, a library will a lot of unusable space, olive loaf, pissed off librarians on Monday morning, a wise custodian, childhood trauma, a desire for Emilio Estevez to to...2025-05-121h 44Think, Pair, SwearNightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's RevengeGot a question or comment? Send us a text!The nightmare here isn’t just Freddy Krueger and it’s not just a coach into S&M. Going to high school in Springwood isn’t wise but neither is offroading through Joshua Tree National Park, Jared Fogel, A Chorus Line, racist cereal, fungal growth, science teachers with snakes, twerk cleaning, exploding parakeets, wood burning stoves in California basements, several small town gay bars, DaRude’s “Sandstorm,” a dick dad, full mouths, chest bursters, the diarrhea cramps, a Furby with teeth, Fessy, and a big ol’ gay phoenix. 2025-05-051h 34Think, Pair, SwearEighth GradeGot a question or comment? Send us a text!The middle school thematic unit ends with more adolescent awkwardness. What happens when a girl with no friends thinks she’s a YouTube influencer? Besides many bad choices, there’s Gucci, sex education, mean girls, Ronnie making everything about himself, an invitation to throw axes in the Crossroads, shirtless dads talking to kids, amateur go-go dancing, nudes, active shooter training, getting caught staring at an ass on the way to Composition, food court conversations, truth or dare, SpongeBob, time capsules, a rant about pre-high school graduation ceremonies, and...2025-04-281h 40Think, Pair, SwearPen15 (Season 1 Ep. 1 and Season Pt. 1 Ep. 6)Got a question or comment? Send us a text!Ever want to go back and revisit your middle school years but as your adult self? Yeah, the hosts don’t either. Along the way they encounter carpooling, that one annoying teacher who wants to be best friends with students, the meaning of U Gis, dial-up modems that make Ronnie horny, the erotic novella Sleepwalker by Adam Donovan now on sale via Amazon download, librarian Christmas presents, Ace Ventura, “Goody Two Shoes” by Adam Ant, uncut penis, gel pen legibility, cast list drama, hell week, vanity projects, educat...2025-04-211h 33Think, Pair, SwearDidiGot a question or comment? Send us a text!The middle school thematic unit kicks off with this story of a kid navigating social media in 2006 during the summer before high school starts. What were the top social media used in 2006? They get into multilingual households, sibling drama, AOL Instant Messenger, a gay mom with cancer, Joan Chen, skateboarding in the 1970s, mother-in-laws, kissing lessons, Ronnie tries the nervous game with Justin, and a resurrected squirrel. Oh and Ronnie catfished a principal once following him around a Barnes and Noble. Exit ticket: W...2025-04-141h 32Think, Pair, SwearDerry Girls (Season 1, Episode 1 and 3)Got a question or comment? Send us a text!They turned on the closed captions and tuned into Northern Ireland for this week’s examination of Catholic school in the 90s. They discuss the Troubles and 5 troubled teens as well as The Cranberries, diary etiquette, jean jackets, new school year student assemblies, the English, peeing, dead nuns, dead pets, dogs peeing, Bingo nightmares, outgoing answering machine fame, and hot priests. Exit ticket: The Catholic Church has new directives on what makes a holy miracle. Ronnie shares about “miracles” he witnessed when he was an...2025-04-071h 22Think, Pair, SwearAkeelah and the BeeGot a question or comment? Send us a text!Keke Palmer’s not in a raunchy comedy or judging the performance of the House of Mugler on Legendary. She’s an eleven year old going to the spelling bee. Along the way there’s also Ike and Tina Turner, DEI executive order violations, a fame whore principal Justin identifies with, mean girls, a Reading Counts quiz, MapQuest, CD-ROM gaming, babies thrown from airplanes, a lame birthday party, a drug dealer with a heart of gold, some Friday Night Lights bullshit, Animal Crossing vs The Scripps National Spelli...2025-03-311h 29Think, Pair, SwearBeverly Hills 90210 S2 Episode 20 and 21!Got a question or comment? Send us a text!Once again, West Beverly is ripe with real issues plaguing education. Just kidding. Instead it’s about a coach in Xanadu drag, shrunken nads, Brenda acting entitled as usual, stalking insurance scammers, roid rage at the Peach Pit, grunting, “Walking on Sunshine” by Katrina and the Waves, Donna falling down stairs in Palm Springs, Elon Musk, Mrs. Teasely having no control, so many characters giving PSAs, wild school board meetings, living room PTA meetings, Generra clothing, pamphlets, and Kyle and John who are never seen from again. Exit t...2025-03-241h 34