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The Witty Committee™️Broadway Lights: Mindless in ManhattanKait Kait is out to tackle the great white way! Will her broadway dreams soar, or will her costar succeed in deflating her career? 2024-07-2552 min
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastGood Time Gals #5Dance competitions, high school theatre, movies, Neopets, and more! We're cherished gals... and we're having a good time.2023-04-121h 07Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastGood Time Gals #4 (Santa's Version)Just three ho's, talking about the elves on the shelves going rogue, a blind chicken, and Whoopi Goldberg. Happy holidays from the PDMMWT family!2022-12-281h 17Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E63 - MirrorsOur (late) Midnights review, broken toilets, a pumpkin drop, and even some Secret Life!!
(We recorded this right after Halloween and we (Clare) forgot to post it for several weeks. We are professionals.)2022-12-101h 39
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E62 - Who Do You TrustWe hate the teachers, we hate the lunchroom, and we hate ANYONE who thinks they can help us!
Grant's wild cameo page: https://www.cameo.com/grantharvey/feed/xCHBteTZE2022-10-131h 25Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastGood Time Gals #3Happy International Podcast Day, aka the return of PDMMWT! We're back and ready to make the world worse.2022-09-301h 43
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E61 - Rules of EngagementSay Hi to Daddy - PDMMWT is here! We're ranked 23rd at med camp. Enjoy!
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Leave us a voicemail at (614) 859-67122021-08-251h 06Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E60 - Up All NightHELLO! We're back, baby! We talk about Mr. Popper's Penguins, pranks, and even some Secret Life.
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More Than Tracy TurnbladCurvy Tummy with Clare ReaAbby gives her take on the controversy around the recent New York Times article that cited performers' weight gain as an impediment to Broadway reopening. Then she is joined by plus model and actress Clare Rea (she/her). They discuss the difference between entertainment industry fat and real life fat, Clare's appearance in Seventeen Magazine, Katy Perry's Firework, giving up dieting, BFA programs, body positivity, being a fat dancer, and the importance of interrogating your attitude toward your own body size. Also dropping today is Abby's guest episode on the podcast Playdate where she and hosts Kait and Julia...2021-05-101h 29
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E59 - Sweet and SourA lot of discussion about the grandparents' bed in Willy Wonka, how Sister Wives works, and group kisses at CATS (2019). A little discussion about Secret Life! What a treat!
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Leave us a voicemail at (614) 859-67122021-05-051h 54Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - Secret Life of an American VampireListen to Clare and Producer Daniel read a fan fiction this week!
To read along: https://www.wattpad.com/story/75491127-secret-life-of-a-vampire-teenager-wattys20162021-04-2836 minPlease Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E58 - Lady LibertyIn which Clare's a sharp girl and Kait's an evil twin.
Talking Points: Keith/Teeth/Kaith, A Lengthy MLM/Fundraising Discussion, Greasy Regrets, Dad Brawl, The Facts??, True Love's First Bone
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Leave us a voicemail or send us a text at (614) 859-67122021-04-211h 40Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E57 - My Girlfriend's BackBen is a wet noodle, Grace is a baby... plus, the state of Ricky's pants.
Talking Points: Death by Pinkeye, Secret Life Horror Script, Mystery Stomping, Bunk Bed Corner, Poopy Pants Theory, More Bunk Bed Corner
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NEW! Leave us a voicemail or send us a text: (614) 859-67122021-04-141h 38Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E56 - Chicken LittleWe got really into the "so true, bestie" meme/joke in this episode. And we're not sorry.
Talking Points: Uncle Fred, PDMMWT Wedding Playlist, Ruining Youth Group, Kait Stole a Pizza, The Devil's Naptime, Imaginary Friend(s), God Tier Eyebrows, A Cry for Help
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Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast2021-04-071h 46Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E55 - The Sounds of SilenceWe've both got dead butt and cavatelli machines. What more could you ask for? Definitely sponsored by Clean & Clear!
Talking Points: A Quick Personal Ad, Porky Pig On It, Eugene the Grifter, Daily Gratitude for Jennifer Coolidge, The Rapture of Clare, Sam the Eagle the Doctor, Home Birth Chat, Second Banana
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Follow us on IG & Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast2021-03-311h 13Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E54 - New York, New YorkGet your slice of pecan pie ready for this week's PDMMWT!
Talking Points: How Does Elementary School Work?, A Quick Fiddler on the Roof Tangent, Hot Dead Men, Our Weirdest Thought Experiment Yet, Drug Tests, QAnon or Fast Talker?, Whoopi Goldberg Facts, Ken Baumann is COOL!
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Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast2021-03-231h 33Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E53 - She Went That A'wayPut on your skorts, it's time for another episode of PDMMWT!
Talking Points: Hidden Talents, Kait Gets Cancelled via Jennifer Coolidge Impression, Party Tales, Evil Burp Eye, Kait Killed Marshall Bowman
Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com2021-03-161h 13Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastGood Time Gals #2Hey.. you know what? We're a fire and we'll keep your wittle heart warm.
Talking Points: How to Make a Pickle Roll, How to Make a Carrot Dog, The Satan-Washing Dems, Two-Headed Taylor Swift Monster, Kait Makes Friends, The Twilight Renaissance, Heart Warm Head Empty Can't Lose2021-03-101h 16
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E52 - Which Way Did She Go?*MGMT plays while we're lost in New York*
Talking Points: Rescue Mission, The Lakes of Montana, Marching Band Culture, Ix-Nay on the Etus-Fay, Pink-high Corner, Peter and the Cheeseburger, Enriquez to You, Teen Moms and Musicians
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Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast2020-10-071h 25Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E51 - Goodbye Amy JuergensCall us, Ricky Ralph Underwood!
Talking Points: How It Feels to Chew Five Gum, Stinky Meat Friend, Matilda Pappas, A Wedding Performance, Chekhov's Fedora, Please Don't Watch Twilight With Me!, Cane and Hat Night
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Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast2020-09-161h 48Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E50 - Get out of TownWe had to end the episode early so Clare could show Kait the WAP dance.
Talking Points: Street Rice, Sandwich Drawers, Jack Dates His Mom, Teen Pregnancy Fairy, Brenda Makes Up How School Works, Flipping Christians, The Famous Steak House: Michael's, The New Cutie
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Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast2020-09-021h 12Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E49 - Accentuate the PositiveWe had slushies and we're sorry.
Talking Points: Supper Club, Hank v. Henry, Sausage Witches, Woose Wings, Grant Ringwald, A Quick Tangent on Tipping Your Server and also Taylor Swift
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Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast2020-08-261h 11Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E48 - Do OverKait and Clare discuss season three, episode one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Kait is Keenan Thompson, Need to Go Basis, Nancy Drew Juergens, Nancy Drew Bowman, Totes Preg, Hot Pope/Young Pope/Two Popes
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-08-121h 11Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastGood Time Gals #1Hi everyone and welcome to Good Time Gals! Since it's been a while, we wanted to chat about quarantine, life, and what we've been up to. Your regularly scheduled Secret Life content will be back very soon.
Talking Points: Clare's Secret, Jeopardy Tales, folklore Lore, Anna Corona, Lea Michele Can't Read, Baby Nut, Antidotes
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-08-051h 26Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E47 - Ben There, Done ThatKait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-four of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: A Quick Will, T-Linging, Mimsy's Jellicle Name, Cousin Lovin', Clare Edits the Wiki, Government Podcast Shutdown
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Stay safe and healthy out there! STAY INSIDE!2020-04-0150 minPlease Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E46 - I Got You, BabeKait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty three of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Animal Crossing Roundup, 911 Corner, A Quarantine Divorce, The Worst Plotline We’ve Ever Talked About, How to Count to Three
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-03-2550 minPlease Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E45 - Good Girls & BoysKait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Clare Texts Reba, Lil Jon Sing-a-long, Maybe I Love You, The Babywinner, Mr. Ricky, The Great Sheep-Pig Debate
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-03-1854 minPlease Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E44 - ChoicesKait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Bad Emails, Clare’s Biggest Dream, The Ben Boykewich HateCast, Sex Pizza, A BIG SPOILER FOR SURE
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-03-111h 01Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E43 - Mistakes Were MadeKait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: My Good Friend Ernie, Ask Your Dad, Kissy Rick, Shop/Bop, A Quick Joint Therapy Session, The Naming of Belongings, The Kaitmaid’s Tale, The Weenie Connection
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-03-041h 23Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E42 - The Rhythm of LifeKait and Clare discuss season two, episode nineteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: A Hiccup Warning, Excellent Patreon Rewards, Cross Your Eyes, A Mamma Mia Shout Out
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-02-2645 minPlease Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - Happy Birthday, Kait!Celebrate Kait's day of birth by building your own charcuterie board!
Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/boltono/make-a-charcuterie-board-and-well-guess-youre-fa-au2klux5bc2020-02-2105 minPlease Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E41 - Let’s Try That AgainKait and Clare discuss season two, episode eighteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: More Lettuce, Daughters and Daughters and Daughters, Weenie Watch, The Forbidden Podcast
Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/sophiepink/are-you-a-good-witch-bad-witch-or-a-sandwich-38r1f
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-02-191h 06Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E40 - The Second Time AroundKait and Clare discuss season two, episode seventeen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Condom Merch, A Profession of Love, Dew Country, Dirty Whites, We are CONFUSION, Grant the Beaver
Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mads_24/which-animal-crossing-villager-will-be-your-valent-7lkf83h14w
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If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!2020-02-121h 26Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E39 - Just Say MeKait and Clare discuss season two, episode sixteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Who Are We?, The Great Water Debate of 2020, Daniel’s Biggest Ship, Just Amy, Tongue Twister Corner, Mr. Sandman, A Story
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - Happy Birthday, Producer Daniel!To celebrate Producer Daniel's birthday, enjoy audio of us taking a horrible, yet hilarious Buzzfeed quiz!
Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/diarrhea-quiz2020-01-3105 min
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E38 - Loved & LostKait and Clare discuss season two, episode fifteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Emergency SOS, Mafia Confusion, Asher Roth Corner, Small Girls
Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/catroverted/which-animal-crossing-personality-type-do-you-have-6rioltuihl
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E37 - ...'Til It's GoneKait and Clare discuss season two, episode fourteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Hal Chalamet, Big Burp Sisters, Fire Hydrant Candle Search, Goomba Guides, My Other Republican, Clare Obama
Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/homeboynic/which-cat-are-you-from-cats-the-movie-22q0tdgvfs
Link to Steve Schirripa's Website: https://steveschirripa.com/bio/
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E36 - You Don't Know What You've Got...Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode thirteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: WE SAW CATS!, Barf Happens, Brown Heart, Science Corner, Beans in my Pants, Young Sherman, Two Zaddies
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E35 - Be My, Be My BabyKait and Clare discuss season two, episode twelve of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Dump the Chump, Really Good Jokes, Is This Love?, Burgie vs. Bun, The Big Ten, Live Like Antonio’s Dying, Happy & Sad
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E34 - CrampedKait and Clare discuss season two, episode eleven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Fleas on my Dad, CATS Talk, Mojo V. Juju, $1.50 Hot Dog, Uncle TOM, Tommy and Mary, Takin’ Tubs, The Rats!
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E33 - Knocked Up, Who's There?Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode ten of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: The Incident, Sponsored by Demi Moore, Ricky’s One Of Us, Jug Pants and Hot Bust, Is Ben Propular?, True Bible Stories, Hot Nuts 911 Call, Slam Poetry Corner, Touchin’ Bics
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E32 - Hot NutsKait and Clare discuss season two, episode nine of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Gone Girl’s Biggest Inspiration, Kait’s Bad Google, An Aside, In Memory of Marc Molina, Hot Holes, babyslut69@yahoo.com, Wowwy Wingwald, Dingy Watch
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E31 - A New Kind of GreenKait and Clare discuss season two, episode eight of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Turkey Manic Time, Teen Types, Cribbage, Our Biggest Ships, When our Ovaries Exploded, Kait Pronounces Names, Goodbye to David
Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/audriana73/what-kind-of-teen-are-you-6mbmd8pdvt
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E30 - SummertimeKait and Clare discuss season two, episode seven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Quotes from Kait, Little Queenie, How to Break Up in 5th Grade, Fartin’ Around, Planned Jokes, Lucky Chucky, Groin Talk, Our Movie Schedule, Cait and Klare
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E29 - The Summer of our DiscontentKait and Clare discuss season two, episode six of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: The War on Rae Dunn, A Quick Career Change, In Memoriam of Kait & Clare, Scheduling a Fight, Dark Web Corner, Stinky and Stanky, Murder Plot Prediction, IMDB Deep Dive, Glee Corner
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E28 - Born FreeKait and Clare discuss season two, episode five of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: When to Unfriend, Ultimate Compliment, Egg Talk, Death by Vespa, By George!, Kittens vs. Humans, Licky Forever
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E27 - CiaoKait and Clare discuss season two, episode four of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Hot Dog Man, 30 Second Encore, Duck Sicked, Nor Nenni, Old Man Laugh Practice, Possible Most Swag Win, Lotta Doody, Do You Believe?, Vasectomy Count, Back to Facts
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E26 - Par for the CourseKait and Clare discuss season two, episode three of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Sticky Kids, Sin Bed, Kait’s Acting Class, Giggles, Andrian, 6:30 AM Notes, ANYWAY WE’RE SAD!
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E25 - What's Done is DoneKait and Clare discuss season two, episode two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Crowscribe, Which Witch, Gricky, Church President, Will Assignments, Boss Baby Prequel, Baby Beef, Rubs Hugs and Compliments, Accidental Innuendos, A Josh Radnor Roast
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E24 - The Big OneKait and Clare discuss season two, episode one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: The Big Ones, Can’t Get It On, Teenage Business, Big Baby Beans, Twilight Spoilers, Janties, The Fight, Not My Monkey, Snugged
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - Twin PeaksKait & Clare discuss the pilot episode of Twin Peaks ... and a surprising amount of fun facts about the Duggar Family.
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - Can't Hardly Wait with Krista Stauffer!Kait and Clare are joined by Krista Stauffer (Speak Easily with Krista Stauffer) to discuss the 1998 classic, Can't Hardly Wait!
Listen to Speak Easily here: https://soundcloud.com/speakeasilycolumbus
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - Game of Thrones with Producer Daniel!Kait, Clare, and Producer Daniel discuss the pilot episode of Game of Throne (Winter is Coming). We love puppies and Sean Bean.
Spoilers for Game of Throne and Lord of the Rings!
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E23 - And Unto Us, A Child Is BornKait and Clare discuss season one, episode twenty three of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Australian Corner, Bad Birth Vlogs, Hook Line and Sneakers, Hampilton, Grack, Final Accent Corner, Yellow?
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E22 - One Night at Band CampKait and Clare discuss season one, episode twenty two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Cold Open, Courages, Kait’s Blackout, Bowman Throuple, How to Flirt, Nature’s Bump-It, Bullying Producer Daniel, Smoocher
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E21 - Whoomp! (There It Is)Kait and Clare discuss season one, episode twenty one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Whoomp! (There’s The Baby), Taco Taco Taco, Milk Shack, BYOS, Sasquatch Corner, Carrying vs. Carrie-ing, That Quiche, Accent Corner, Proof and Pudding, Kait the Country Singer, A Pact
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E20 - Maybe BabyKait and Clare discuss season one, episode twenty of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Juergena’s, Weenie Poem, Sandra Applebottomjeans, A Translation, Baked Beans Game, The Lion in Hamilton, Accent Corner, My Lil Baby
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E19 - Money For Nothing Chicks For FreeKait and Clare discuss season one, episode nineteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: IKEA Tales, Secret Squirrel Money, Double D vs. Golly Gee, Is This Song from Wicked or Coldplay?, Duggar Culture, Fernando’s Logic
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E18 - Making Up Is Hard To DoKait and Clare discuss season one, episode eighteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Milk Corner, Bald Man FMK, It’s A Metaphor, Barnes & Noble Tales, Literal Poop City, What Does it Mean?, Halloween Brainstorming, Lil Dingus, A Bug’s Life and Chill
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E17 - UnforgivenKait and Clare discuss season one, episode seventeen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Teeth Exchange, Kait’s Testimony, King of Cling, Big Fight Energy, Call Me Butt Love, Mormon Rumors, Who Asked for Angry Birds 2?, A Very Angry Brenda Rant, Buy Buy Baby Corner, A Pool Invitation, The Joker
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E16 - Chocolate CakeKait and Clare discuss season one, episode sixteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Our New Friend, Trash Baby, Bring Back JNCOS, Podcast Promotion, Kait Laugh Scale, Dragon Talk, Mary Kate & Ashley’s White Privilege, Choreography Fight, Tinder Edits, Hog Heaven
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E15 - That's Enough of ThatKait and Clare discuss season one, episode fifteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Ricky the Hair Clump, Not-So-Secret Life, George Breaks Bobby Berk, Bob’s Big Baby Bonanza, Anne on the Streets, The Shrek Persuasion, Ex-Con, Jim, Clare is Lebron, Poor Laurel, *It’s a Boy*
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E14 - The Father and the SonKait & Clare discuss season one, episode fourteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Six Degrees of Holes, Furniture Baller, Rent-a-Baby, Spider Mom, Bone Tone, Final Destination: Baby, Supportive but Dumb
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E14 - The Father and the SonKait & Clare discuss season one, episode fourteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Six Degrees of Holes, Furniture Baller, Rent-a-Baby, Spider Mom, Bone Tone, Final Destination: Baby, Supportive but Dumb
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - What Could Of BeenKait, Clare, and Producer Daniel read a very special fanfiction!
FanFic link (if you want to read along!): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8744192/1/What-could-of-been
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1 Bonus - What Could Of BeenKait, Clare, and Producer Daniel read a very special fanfiction!
FanFic link (if you want to read along!): https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8744192/1/What-could-of-been
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E13 - Baked NevadaKait and Clare discuss season one, episode thirteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Off the Roof, Kait’s Ex-Wife, YMCA Disrespect, Tom’s Tour de Force, But Mostly Alice, Chicken Salad Dominance, Induendo
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E13 - Baked NevadaKait and Clare discuss season one, episode thirteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Off the Roof, Kait’s Ex-Wife, YMCA Disrespect, Tom’s Tour de Force, But Mostly Alice, Chicken Salad Dominance, Induendo
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E12 - The Secret Wedding of the American TeenagerKait and Clare discuss season one, episode twelve of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Allergy Corner, Why We Don’t Dance, Lower Crust, Errinal, Secret Perm, Schlarosis, Mrs. Steal Yo Wife, Til Death Through Us Apart, How to Catch a Teen Wedding, Burger King Crown, Justice
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E12 - The Secret Wedding of the American TeenagerKait and Clare discuss season one, episode twelve of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Allergy Corner, Why We Don’t Dance, Lower Crust, Errinal, Secret Perm, Schlarosis, Mrs. Steal Yo Wife, Til Death Through Us Apart, How to Catch a Teen Wedding, Burger King Crown, Justice
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E11 - Just Say NoKait and Clare discuss season one, episode eleven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Lip Gloss Cool, Emo John Oliver, Sausage Doctrine, Kicking the Gumball Machine, Suddenly Ricky, 2 to 5, Flirty Turdy, Betty Law, Cheese Nuffs
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E11 - Just Say NoKait and Clare discuss season one, episode eleven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Lip Gloss Cool, Emo John Oliver, Sausage Doctrine, Kicking the Gumball Machine, Suddenly Ricky, 2 to 5, Flirty Turdy, Betty Law, Cheese Nuffs
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E10 - Back to School SpecialKait and Clare discuss season one, episode 10 of the Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Ideal Evening, Potluck Standards, A Song of Crabcakes and Woe, Nursing Home Podcast, Fuego, Random Guy Facts, Bible Fanfic, Mr. Shields vs. Dr. Fields, Keighton, Kait’s Fanfic pt. 3, and Ditty Twins
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E10 - Back to School SpecialKait and Clare discuss season one, episode 10 of the Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Ideal Evening, Potluck Standards, A Song of Crabcakes and Woe, Nursing Home Podcast, Fuego, Random Guy Facts, Bible Fanfic, Mr. Shields vs. Dr. Fields, Keighton, Kait’s Fanfic pt. 3, and Ditty Twins
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I Read Comic BooksEpisode 203 | Book Adaptations, YA Edition!This episode was recorded on May 27th, 2019!Kait and Kate join Mike on the show to discuss comic book and manga adaptations of Young-Adult prose books. What’s good? What’s not so good? Why read these adaptations?Timestamps00:00:00 – Start/Last Week in Comics00:09:26 – Comic Picks00:15:09 – Comic Adaptations, Revisited! YA Edition!00:49:57 – Wrap/CreditsWhat We Read / Comic PicksWasted Space #9Invisible Kingdom #1Flying WitchAfar #1Wasted Space #10Stranger Things: Six #1Coda #12Relevant Links:Mike – @mikerapinKait – @KaitLPhere“Beautiful Creatures” manga“The Infernal Devices: Clockwork Angel” by Cassandra Clare“The Sea of Monsters” by Rick Riordan“A Wrinkle in...2019-05-2952 min
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E9 - Slice of LifeKait and Clare discuss Season 1, Episode 9 of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Our First Phones, A Song of Subway and Woe, Sausage Mogul Clare, Bag of Oranges, and Divorced Kids Club
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E9 - Slice of LifeKait and Clare discuss Season 1, Episode 9 of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Our First Phones, A Song of Subway and Woe, Sausage Mogul Clare, Bag of Oranges, and Divorced Kids Club
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E8 - Your Cheatin' HeartKait and Clare discuss Season 1, Episode 8 of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Hm Ha Region, Avengers: Infinite Jest, Pulling Taffy, It Happened to Nancy, Kait’s Fanfic Part 2, Mimsy is Broken, White Dad Canon, Sisters, Everybody Loves Ramen, Schmoles, Little Ted Bundy, Slimy Adrian, Good Time Mimsy, and Sharkette
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E8 - Your Cheatin' HeartKait and Clare discuss Season 1, Episode 8 of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Hm Ha Region, Avengers: Infinite Jest, Pulling Taffy, It Happened to Nancy, Kait’s Fanfic Part 2, Mimsy is Broken, White Dad Canon, Sisters, Everybody Loves Ramen, Schmoles, Little Ted Bundy, Slimy Adrian, Good Time Mimsy, and Sharkette
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E7 - AbsentKait and Clare discuss season one, episode seven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Meanings of Pregnant, Mimsy Lost Amy, Angry Sandwich, ButtRick, Choice Hottie, Important White Male Opinions, and How to Speak to your Friends
A special thank you to our (kind of) guest, Kait's boyfriend Isaiah!
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E7 - AbsentKait and Clare discuss season one, episode seven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Meanings of Pregnant, Mimsy Lost Amy, Angry Sandwich, ButtRick, Choice Hottie, Important White Male Opinions, and How to Speak to your Friends
A special thank you to our (kind of) guest, Kait's boyfriend Isaiah!
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E6 - Love for SaleKait and Clare discuss season one, episode six of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Mamma Mia Butt Stuff, Bravo/Brava, Baby Whispers, Bad Bangs, Glam-Ma, Chief, and Pleep Plop, Ringtone Impersonation, Kait’s Fanfic, Skateboard Jesus, Fertile Predator, and Mind Your Biscuits
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E6 - Love for SaleKait and Clare discuss season one, episode six of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Mamma Mia Butt Stuff, Bravo/Brava, Baby Whispers, Bad Bangs, Glam-Ma, Chief, and Pleep Plop, Ringtone Impersonation, Kait’s Fanfic, Skateboard Jesus, Fertile Predator, and Mind Your Biscuits
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E5 - What Have You Done to Me?Kait and Clare discuss season one, episode five of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Lumpy Rug, Hole in my Butt, Did We Snort?, Puppy Hernias, Death Estimate, Concrete Angel, and #PudgyNotPregnant
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E5 - What Have You Done to Me?Kait and Clare discuss season one, episode five of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: Lumpy Rug, Hole in my Butt, Did We Snort?, Puppy Hernias, Death Estimate, Concrete Angel, and #PudgyNotPregnant
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E4 - CaughtKait and Clare discuss season one, episode four of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: The Best Idea of All Time, Rikki Lake, Precious Moments, The Loudest ASMR, Easter Basket Bedroom, Blanket Boink Ban, Blue Streak, Gross Jason, Munching Relatives, HPPA Violations, and Sausage Monarchy
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E4 - CaughtKait and Clare discuss season one, episode four of The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking Points: The Best Idea of All Time, Rikki Lake, Precious Moments, The Loudest ASMR, Easter Basket Bedroom, Blanket Boink Ban, Blue Streak, Gross Jason, Munching Relatives, HPPA Violations, and Sausage Monarchy
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E3 - I Feel SickKait and Clare discuss Season One, Episode Three of the Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking points include: Full Juergens Transformation, The Secret Life of Dr. Hightower, Ashley’s Murder Mystery, Bowman Bonin Talk, Pleasure Khakis, Youth Group Ragers, Melon Queen, We Solved Secret Life, and Barf City.
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E3 - I Feel SickKait and Clare discuss Season One, Episode Three of the Secret Life of the American Teenager.
Talking points include: Full Juergens Transformation, The Secret Life of Dr. Hightower, Ashley’s Murder Mystery, Bowman Bonin Talk, Pleasure Khakis, Youth Group Ragers, Melon Queen, We Solved Secret Life, and Barf City.
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E0 - Meet the Hosts!Welcome to our intro episode! Kait and Clare discuss how they met, how they became friends, their favorite podcasts, and what their podcast will be like. Please respect every lima bean.
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E1 - Falling in LoveKait and Clare discuss season one, episode one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Falling in Love. Talking Points: Da Vinci's War Machines, School Mints, Bell Choir Camp, Purity Balls, Kait's Band Enemy, Kait's Secret Baby, The Smartest Person in Poop City, and Stay Selibate.
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E2 - You Are My EverythingKait and Clare discuss Season One, Episode Two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: An Eventual Hotdog, A Possible Dickey, Dip Sacrifices, A Pink Eye Mystery, A Recliner with Wheels, and Poop City Intervention.
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New episodes every Wednesday.2019-04-1054 min
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E2 - You Are My EverythingKait and Clare discuss Season One, Episode Two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: An Eventual Hotdog, A Possible Dickey, Dip Sacrifices, A Pink Eye Mystery, A Recliner with Wheels, and Poop City Intervention.
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New episodes every Wednesday.2019-04-1054 min
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E1 - Falling in LoveKait and Clare discuss season one, episode one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager - Falling in Love. Talking Points: Da Vinci's War Machines, School Mints, Bell Choir Camp, Purity Balls, Kait's Band Enemy, Kait's Secret Baby, The Smartest Person in Poop City, and Stay Selibate.
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Please Don't Make Me Watch This! PodcastS1E0 - Meet the Hosts!Welcome to our intro episode! Kait and Clare discuss how they met, how they became friends, their favorite podcasts, and what their podcast will be like. Please respect every lima bean.
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New episodes every Wednesday.2019-04-1023 min
The Worst BestsellersEpisode 21 – City of Bones
Kait, Renata, and Kait’s secret cousin Nicole read City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, because we read all the rest of the Harry Potter fanfiction the internet had to offer. This is a book with something for everyone: vampires, werewolves, magical cats, telepathic monks, Shadowhunters, and surprise incest. Listen now for all of that, plus an in-depth discussion of Cassandra Clare’s sordid fandom history!
Readers advisory: Here.
Footnotes: Nicole’s vlog review of The Knife of Never Letting Go
The Very Secret Diaries
Cassandra Clare on Fanlore
...2015-05-1100 minThe Worst BestsellersEpisode 20 – Disclosure
Kait, Renata, and returning guest Caroline (of Fantastic Fangirls and Panels) read Disclosure by Michael Crichton. It’s the ultimate sci-fi horror story for white men: a woman sexually harasses a man and lies about it, and everyone believes the woman! Luckily, the intrepid hero is able to use high-tech 1993-era virtual reality to solve his problems and put that lying lady in her place. Prepare your dialup modem for our 20th episode of #MisandryMonday!
Readers advisory: Here.
Footnotes: Michael Crichton’s notes on Disclosure
Clip from Community‘s VR episode
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