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Kallis Exists210704_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP15Kallis finally gets an episode out but its worth the wait. Rants and riffs on movie fan theories, his first gig back, "Danny Glover" syndrome, England do well at the Euros and going over the top at murder mystery party.2021-07-0426 minKallis Exists210706_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP14Recorded far too late at night. Kallis rants and riffs about getting the jab, mood swings, Indiana Jones and the famous photo "Lunch atop a Skyscraper". 2021-06-0720 minKallis Exists210630_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP13Kallis provides rants and riffs on his struggles with the heat, Amazon buying MGM, James Bond, constant government calamities, Franco Nero and two irritating idiots in a kitchen.2021-05-3028 minKallis Exists210623_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP12He riffs on Eurovision 2021, attempts to ban Alexei Sayle, right wing comedy, the left wing biting its own tail and his transformation as The Bin Detective.2021-05-2324 min
Kallis Exists210616_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP11Kallis doesn't make you wait ten years for another episode, for once. He riffs on entertaining yourself without internet, the days of DVDs, DOGE Coin, weird twitter trends and more. 2021-05-1623 minKallis Exists210609_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP10Kallis Exists is back to make you laugh with rants on fighting for open windows on busses, colourised film apologists, VHS tapes, Citizen Kane V Paddington 2 and why Gen Z aren’t that different.2021-05-0927 minKallis Exists210323_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP9Kallis returns! He riffs on displaced lockdown anger, the benefits of an empty London, political frustration and bus confrontations.2021-03-2329 minKallis Exists210112_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP8Kallis returns for a bumper episode to start off 2021. He riffs on when to stop saying “Happy New Year”, Chaos at the Capital, the new norms, late stage Trump and shares a story about the worst time to check your blood pressure.2021-01-1340 min
Kallis Exists201129_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP7Kallis returns to supply laughs on topics such as the UK’s post lockdown rules, Celebrities endorsing vaccines and the accuracy of The Crown. In “Halliwell’s Odyssey” he reviews B-Movie Thriller inspired by true events, “Abandoned” (1949).2020-11-2900 minKallis Exists201122_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP6Kallis is back in the Sunday slot. He jokes about Boris Johnson in Isolation, Dominic Cummings leaving, Channel 4's Celebrity Stand-up shows and shares funny stories from his last couple of weeks. Today's review in "Halliwell's Odyssey" is B-Movie musical "Aaron slick from Punkin Crick" (1952).2020-11-2300 minKallis Exists201112_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP5Kallis returns with his Sunday podcast...on a Thursday. Join him for funny rants about all the post 2020 U.S Election Drama and the hopeful Covid vaccine. In "Halliwell's Odyssey" he explores Bollywood classic "Aan". 2020-11-1200 minKallis Exists201103_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP4Join Kallis for a US Election Night Special (2020). He also rants about Covid Halloween and the new lockdown. In “Halliwell’s Odyssey” he talks about this weeks film, Jean Vigo’s “À Propos de Nice” (1930)2020-11-0300 minKallis Exists201025_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP3Kallis returns to bring some cheer to your Sunday. He rants about Tier 4, Free School Meals, the myth of an "Australian" EU deal and "The Chop".
In the "Halliwell's Odyssey" Kallis expresses why he loves René Clair's 1931 Comedy "À Nous la Liberté". 2020-10-2500 minKallis Exists201018_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP2Kallis returns with the updated weekly format every Sunday. More Funny Topical ravings and a new Movie Review.
He rants about London moving to Tier 2, Fatima the ballerina and the absurdities of the Undercover Agents ruling. In the second chapter in "Halliwell's Odyssey", the tribute to his brother Nicos, he discusses Claude Chabrol's French Suspense Drama "A Double Tour" (1959).
(Episode 63 overall)2020-10-1800 minKallis Exists201008_KALLIS EXISTS_S2_EP1Kallis returns with a fast and funny new series. He talks about why the show has been away and dealing with the tragic death of his brother Nicos. Despite the bereavement Kallis shouts out funny rants on Anti-maskers, Daytime TV idiots and Rishi Sunak telling musicians to retrain.
The second Part of the show introduces a new film review segment, as a tribute to Nicos, called the Halliwell Odyssey. The first film in discussion? "A bout de souffle" (1960).
EPISODE 62 overall2020-10-0800 minKallis Exists200622_KALLIS EXISTS_EP61Kallis is back to catch-up you up on his opinions of the months events. He rants about “All Lives" Idiots, JK Rowling’s bigotry, the rush to end lockdown and the return of the premier league.2020-06-2221 minKallis Exists200526_KALLIS EXISTS_EP60Liz Miele Exists! Kallis is joined by Liz Miele one of his favourite comedians in time for the release of her special "Self Help Me", premiering at 8pm on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD9bm1EFSpI&feature=youtu.be
We rant about accents, "cool" words, how much news is too much, mental health, miscommunication, the human need for answers, therapy and her podcast with Maria Shehata, "2 Non Doctors".2020-05-261h 01Kallis Exists200525_KALLIS EXISTS_EP59Maria Shehata Exists! Kallis is back and one of his favourite people returns to the show. Maria and Kallis rant about Dating TV shows, Maria P.I, Saturday Morning Cartoons, Wushu, Bruce Lee's "Game of Death", Bernie Sanders' Folk Album and find out what happens when they play "Two Truths and A Lie"2020-05-2551 minKallis Exists200505_KALLIS EXISTS_EP58Kallis give honest reason about the gap between episodes. He rants about shaving his head, governments taking advantage, the benefits of defunct technology, his new writing tool and the Jim Jarmusch films "Stranger Than Paradise" & "Down By Law".2020-05-0521 minKallis Exists200426_KALLIS EXISTS_EP57Kallis records the first consecutive episode for awhile. He rants about BBQ's, North Korea, "Chuck Norris vs Communism", Soviet Westerns and quiz questions he is glad he couldn't answer.2020-04-2621 minKallis Exists200425_KALLIS EXISTS_EP56Kallis returns to rant about queue jumpers, his driving dream, hating PETA as a vegan and why he hates the phrase “better the devil you know”2020-04-2520 minKallis Exists200418_KALLIS EXISTS_EP55Kallis rants about why you shouldn't use Virtual Reality after a rich curry, forgotten PS1 game "Chase the Express", the myth that old songs/jokes were cleaner and whether cockney music is the precursor to punk...with other nonsense.2020-04-1822 minKallis Exists200416_KALLIS EXISTS_EP54Kallis is joined by his friend, writer/director, Rory Stewart. They rant about the TMNT Movies, childhood myths, Lockdown pressures, Kids TV shows, Bournemouth, getting robbed and Kallis' use of out of date references (recorded 12/04/2020)2020-04-161h 03Kallis Exists200410_KALLIS EXISTS_EP53Kallis finally sobers up from his birthday to retell the tale. He rants about finally exercising, 5 weeks since quitting smoking, how to be a decent human being while still remembering that Boris is a self-serving arse, a virtual pub quiz and being crap at FIFA.2020-04-1022 minKallis Exists200404_KALLIS EXISTS_EP52Despite revealing he's recent troubles Kallis returns to offer some Friday night entertainment. He rants about Keir Starmer, the dilemma of someone having a serious illness during a pandemic, cleaning to feel powerful and his fridge becoming a celebrity.2020-04-0422 minKallis Exists200331_KALLIS EXISTS_EP51Kallis welcomes his first ever guest MARIA SHEHATA, one of his favourite people and stand-up's! They talk about comedy, WW2 references, all things corona, looting over stockpiling, catalysts for changing appearances and Kallis asks stupid questions he immediately regrets asking. (recorded 30/03/20)2020-03-311h 03Kallis Exists200323_KALLIS EXISTS_EP50Kallis returns to the mic in time for the lockdown. He rants about selfish bastards, why coronavirus is dramatic enough without conspiracy theories and why Boris Johnson is the worst person to announce rules on movement.2020-03-2319 minKallis Exists200309_KALLIS EXISTS_EP49Kallis explains why its been so long since the last episode (long for him but a normal amount for other podcasts). He rants about finally quitting smoking, coronavirus, being sleepy, people who say contrary things to sounds clever and cyclists almost running him over.2020-03-1026 minKallis Exists200301_KALLIS EXISTS_EP48Kallis tries to work out why people keep mistaking him for a drug dealer. He rants about books you buy but don't read, why "Patton" is a good biopic, Temple of Seitan Vegan restaurant, trying to get over Liverpool's loss to Watford by watching "The Hitcher", his vision of his personal future and the next chapter in his ongoing quest to make befriend a cat.2020-03-0220 minKallis Exists200227_KALLIS EXISTS_EP47After falling asleep trying to record this episode the day before Kallis makes it this time. He rants about, sleeping on the tube, positive interactions on a bus, "Cool Hand Luke", why I despise anyone who says “If I were their parent” or “I think outside the box” and what I have in common with the queen.2020-02-2821 minKallis Exists200224_KALLIS EXISTS_EP46Kallis lives to tell the tale of two recent nail-biting scrapes, including almost becoming road kill and trying to break into his own house. He also rants partying in your 30s, trying to avoid sporting spoilers, how pizza is his heaven and the start of a ongoing saga to become friends with a cat.2020-02-2523 minKallis Exists200222_KALLIS EXISTS_EP45This piece of Saturday Night Entertainment starts with Kallis explaining how he just almost had a fight with a Hare Krishna. He rants about actors doing bad films for big checks, things you learnt as a kid but only found out were wrong as an adult, old songs about inane things, losing youthful enthusiasm, why whistlers are always suspicious and reading the Beano as a fully grown man .2020-02-2222 minKallis Exists200220_KALLIS EXISTS_EP44Kallis records the first episode from his new house. Kallis rants about being alone with his mind, “The Running Man”, why “anything you can do” is the twitter anthem, combo gadgets, being out of touch with technology and being without internet.2020-02-2124 minKallis Exists200217_KALLIS EXISTS_EP43Kallis has finally moved to a more long-term place, ending a long podcast arc. He rants about moving, "Parasite", Actors real names, faux cinephiles, why Narcos is his drug, his ideas for "Knives Out 2" and find out what 90s Hollywood, comedy, Movie Star he just spotted in the street.2020-02-1822 minKallis Exists200214_KALLIS EXISTS_EP42A Valentine's Day special! Includes many romantic themed rants, some of Kallis' dating stories and his pick for an anti-valentine's day movie.2020-02-1524 minKallis Exists200212_KALLIS EXISTS_EP41After a cocktail of therapy, a shower and a bowl of pasta, Kallis is unusually peppy. He rants about the movie Twins, how Disney own everything, why he doesn’t personally need mind altering drugs, the upcoming Valentine's Day and a surprise topic request.2020-02-1324 minKallis Exists200211_KALLIS EXISTS_EP40Kallis rants about the hazards of bottling anger, why Korean Cinema is leading the way, Flat Earthers, why text is the best way to discuss or debate (especially on twitter), trying to avoid groups, Donnie posting a clip from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", not understanding its an insult and tries to come up with some penguin material. 2020-02-1229 minKallis Exists200209_KALLIS EXISTS_EP39After 2 days without an episode Kallis is back! Kallis rants about dogs in cafes, storm Keith, the hazards of taking 1 person to represent a million, why I'm being lazy if I say "I want someone to believe in", the oscars and find out what happened when I took a board game too far by channeling Gene Hackman as 'Popeye' Doyle. 2020-02-1023 minKallis Exists200206_KALLIS EXISTS_EP38Kallis returns to share some of his recent strange encounters with peculiar people and rant about arguing with yourself, when someone offers you a choice but just wants you to agree with them, RIP Kirk Douglas, "Fuzzy Monsters" at the BBC and find out his alternative ideas for 'guard dogs'.2020-02-0725 minKallis Exists200204_KALLIS EXISTS_EP37An unintentional sequel to EP36 as Kallis is made to evacuate his office again after another bomb scare, he also rants about getting too much information from a police officer, what he thinks the real most spoken language is and find out what happened when he couldn't control his anger at a pub quiz.2020-02-0521 minKallis Exists200203_KALLIS EXISTS_EP36Kallis has just evacuated his building due to a unexploded WW2 bomb scare, he talks about this while also ranting about how old James Bond films are too creepy to seem heroic, his personal ideas for more Super Bowl Commercials that ruin your favourite movies, a Police Officer with sunglasses on an overcast day and having dyspraxia.2020-02-0325 minKallis Exists200202_KALLIS EXISTS_EP35Kallis rants about the "English" language, racist Brexit Day signs in Norwich, Sovereignty, the absurdity of national pride, those EU laws that give us more rights we are now 'free' from, going out in my hometown and a string of one-liners against the sadists running South Western trains and National Rail.2020-02-0321 minKallis Exists200131_KALLIS EXISTS_EP34THE BUMPER BREXIT DAY SPECIAL! Kallis has been reluctant to talk about Brexit because there's enough news about it to depress you. However he sets out to be as cathartic, interesting and funny as possible. So have a listen if you want to hear why he thinks "Die Hard" teaches us a lot about Brexit and other entertaining rants.2020-01-3147 minKallis Exists200129_KALLIS EXISTS_EP33Kallis rants and raves about a strange encounter in a takeaway, why word play is never original, how I don't have the self control for edibles and why going to the moon is an awkward first date, 2020-01-3023 minKallis Exists200128_KALLIS EXISTS_EP32As a tribute to Nicholas Parsons today's episode is just a minute long. So instead I suggest you listen to an episode of that or his great interview with Richard Herring.2020-01-2901 minKallis Exists200127_KALLIS EXISTS_EP31After being distracted by the making of "Eye of the Tiger", Kallis rants about commuters complaining about passenger alarms on the tube, doing Bogart impressions in the street, Upper Middle Class Londoners pretending they know what Working-Class Northern voters want, Prince Andrew evading justice and an awesome Film Noir inspired sketch from comedian Claire Haus.
2020-01-2818 minKallis Exists200126_KALLIS EXISTS_EP30Kallis returns hungover from last nights adventures. He rants about hanging out with old friends, sleeping with dogs, the action master Steven E. de Souza, the death of basketball legend Kobe Bryant and a tale from my personal archive of failed romance. 2020-01-2624 minKallis Exists200125_KALLIS EXISTS_EP29Kallis explains why there was no episode on Friday and rants about drinking games, what his LinkedIn/Facebook/Instagram/Tinder photo meme would be, people doing impressions of me, how to make your own action movie titles, "right wing comedians" and how living on opposites sides of London tests your friendship.2020-01-2518 minKallis Exists200123_KALLIS EXISTS_EP28Kallis feels soiled after a Tory minister turns up at his work. Trying to keep it short and sweet he rants about Carpool Karaoke, Church of England saying only heterosexuals should have sex, the Doomsday Clock ticking ever closer and a series of old street jokes to lighten the podcast.2020-01-2415 minKallis Exists200122_KALLIS EXISTS_EP27Kallis is surprised he's in a decent mood. He rants about his new movie inspired technique to quit smoking, why saying "I don't know" is underrated, a Harry Styles lookalike, Rock Stars who won't play their hits and buying Liz Miele tickets (and why you should too and listen to her albums).2020-01-2225 minKallis Exists200121_KALLIS EXISTS_EP26A short episode for those with real things to do. Kallis has returned from an event he is legally not allowed to discuss but finds time to go off on one about have facebook ad rejected, being a loud nit picky film nerd and the hypocrisy of Hillary Clinton's saying know one like Bernie Sanders. 2020-01-2213 minKallis Exists200120_KALLIS EXISTS_EP25This episode starts off like a conversation in a long-term relationship, with an apology (for unnoticed technical glitches in EP10). Two new improv segments are introduced, listen to find out what the hell the "Night of The Hunter" and "National Enquirer" games are. Today's rants include fantasy cliches in "The Witcher" TV series, Laurence Fox becoming a renter-a-gob and crappy runner jobs.2020-01-2020 minKallis Exists200119_KALLIS EXISTS_EP24Kallis starts the podcast before Liverpool V Man Utd game and finishes it after, just so you can see his mood change. He then rants about 80s Action Movie cliches, playing "Codenames", characters in films who are just there to explain the plot and suggests his ideas for Meghan & Harry's Netflix series2020-01-1923 minKallis Exists200118_KALLIS EXISTS_EP23Kallis rants about being too lazy to have an agenda, negging estate agents, free sport, the Whoopi Goldberg film "Jumpin Jack Flash" & other Rolling Stones guff, Arnold Schwarzenegger One Liners, Johnny Marr and Hans Zimmer Bond score, witnessing a heckler & stalker at a Doug Stanhope gig and other heckler stories.2020-01-1827 minKallis Exists200117_KALLIS EXISTS_EP22Kallis fires off straight away at Laurence Fox's comments on Question Time, hypocritical film casting, Joe Louis, the benefits of a crap phone, AFCON, why all my acting roles have been playing idiots.
2020-01-1825 minKallis Exists200116_KALLIS EXISTS_EP21Kallis rants about being loud in restaurants, the most dangerously made films, old guys making action movies, why Paxman should host Bake-off and the biggest lies on the internet.2020-01-1721 minKallis Exists200115_KALLIS EXISTS_EP20Kallis disagrees with some of his comments in EP19 causing him to rant about the difference between what you think and what you feel, why he hates people who say "I'm playing Devil's Advocate", why he thinks sitting on the fence is good for comedy, the three things that dictate his mood, not wanting to be "That guy!", Steve Martin's films with Carl Reiner and British TV detective shows created purely from a play on words.2020-01-1523 minKallis Exists200114_KALLIS EXISTS_EP19Kallis keeps it short but bitter ranting about Vince Vaughn, Big Ben, Smoking and avoiding correcting people...all while getting angry at the microphone for not working.2020-01-1515 minKallis Exists200113_KALLIS EXISTS_EP18Kallis is at his new temporary abode which is great, but he tries his best to not shout his head off on the first night. He rants about Allen Carr's book to quit smoking, Huawei, robots made from frog cells and to mark the number he discusses about the excitement of sneaking into 18 rated films when he was a teen (and 15 rated films but he's done that number episode already).2020-01-1420 minKallis Exists200112_KALLIS EXISTS_EP17Kallis rants about why guys refusing to cry is a weakness not a strength, belated Y2K problems, the "Festival of Brexit", the first DVDs I bought and watching Flash Gordon/Jason & the Argonauts on a Sunday afternoon.2020-01-1226 minKallis Exists200111_KALLIS EXISTS_EP16An epic episode whereby Kallis rants about his stroke scare, getting back on stage, his upcoming show, recommends two new specials from Sam Rhodes and Ashley Haden and raves about the films of Ivan Passer.2020-01-1144 minKallis Exists200110_KALLIS EXISTS_EP15A sleepy Kallis tries to channel his inner Mister Rogers and rants about why good people are never gone, trying to resolve a conflict on a bus, dogs that take over the bed and Lee Van Cleef.2020-01-1134 minKallis Exists200109_KALLIS EXISTS_EP14In this bumper edition Kallis gets angry about cyclists & car drivers running red lights, Meghan and Harry stepping back from the Royal family, why he feels he's living like a rogue cop, Buck Henry, the secret of the TV "Question?" trick and shares some love for dogs.2020-01-0938 minKallis Exists200108_KALLIS EXISTS_EP13Kallis rants about what he would do if he won the lottery, a possible war, looking for a replacement earth with a couple of anti-monarchy jokes and some improvised libel.2020-01-0824 minKallis Exists200107_KALLIS EXISTS_EP12Kallis answers requests. He rants about about writer's guides, the January blues, Christmas decorations, NY resolutions, why we give up everything this month and re-writes Ricky Gervais' Tim Allen joke...and more silliness.2020-01-0722 minKallis Exists200106_KALLIS EXISTS_EP11"Looking for intelligent life in space is stupid, we haven't found it on earth yet". Kallis rants about Dr Helen Sharman's Alien comments, naked philanthropists, struggling to sleep in new places and other silliness.2020-01-0626 minKallis Exists200105_KALLIS EXISTS_EP10Some Audio was sadly lost, so know that I'm talking about the odd apartment block I'm staying in temporarily at the beginning. "Kallis Exists" makes it to double digits. Kallis rants about his temporary accommodation, having an overactive imagination, Liverpool beating Everton in the FA Cup and letting the TV decide what films to watch...and more rants and silliness.2020-01-0525 minKallis Exists200104_KALLIS EXISTS_EP09Kallis rants about having to shout at companies to get your money back, why Meatloaf should sit on a piece of melting ice and he pays tribute to a fellow K-Dawg...with added love for Keanu Reeves.2020-01-0419 minKallis Exists200104_KALLIS EXISTS_JAMES MILNER BIRTHDAY BONUS EPA BONUS EPISODE to celebrate the birthday of Liverpool hero James Milner. A full, gushing, hopefully amusing, love letter to the man on his 34th birthday.2020-01-0411 minKallis Exists200103_KALLIS EXISTS_EP08Air BNB has put Kallis in an angry mood which he uses to moan about people trying to show off even when discussing a possible war, products claiming to solve miracles but still manages to praise "Knives Out"2020-01-0427 minKallis Exists200102_KALLIS EXISTS_EP07Kallis returns to the traditional format of ranting and raving. Kallis discusses when people will stop asking "how was your Christmas and New Year", why you should start window shopping for Tat and creeps in bars.2020-01-0328 minKallis Exists200101_KALLIS EXISTS_EP06THE TIME TRAVEL TRILOGY PART 3: The final chapter (thank goodness)! After his time machine broke, Kallis is trapped in the year 2120. He must find a way to return to his own time with only a badly programmed, robotic replica of Michael Caine to help him.2020-01-0219 minKallis Exists191231_KALLIS EXISTS_EP05THE TIME TRAVEL TRILOGY PART 2: Kallis decides to give his time machine one last go. He travels back 30 years to his first NYE to warn his baby self of what is to come. However, things don't go quite go to plan.2020-01-0219 minKallis Exists191230_KALLIS EXISTS_EP04THE TIME TRAVEL TRILOGY PART 1: Kallis tries out the time machine he got for Christmas and travels 30 years into the future. He meets his future self and is rather disappointed. 2020-01-0219 minKallis Exists191229_KALLIS EXISTS_EP03In the 3rd Episode, Kallis discuss the weird time in-between Christmas and New Years, if Jason Statham was on the Archers and for some reason he shares some colonoscopy stories.
2019-12-2927 minKallis Exists191228_KALLIS EXISTS_EP02Kallis is back (yes he's changed to writing in the third person now), join in him as he progresses from the origin episode to ramble about Tom Hanks becoming Greek, Mental Health Issues at Christmas and the start of his daily film recommendation...amongst other rants and ramblings. Content says explicit because he says a few swears.2019-12-2929 minKallis Exists191227_KALLIS EXISTS_EP01Welcome to the very first episode of "Kallis Exists". I detail my Christmas, the hidden psychology of Christmas movies (its not really that deep, I just want an art grant) and why on earth I'm bothering to do this thing in the first place.2019-12-2736 min
Sam Rhodes Presents: Segmentertainment!Season 3 Episode 9: Kallis (No, Not that one!) KyriacouThis week, Sam Rhodes is joined in the fortress of Samitude by Kallis! Sadly not the early 2000s singing sensation, but gladly a wonderful comedian and man who works in TV, on Black mirror and other great shows! They discuss Meeting and upsetting Mark Wahlberg and Benedict Cumberbatch, The worst gift they ever got, The naughty acts of Judy Dench, Sting's Love of Opossums, Kallis Offers advice to Jeffry Bojangles and his new Girlfriend, and how much Jordan Peterson sounds like Kermit. 2019-01-271h 06