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Chick-Lit7.07: "Leave Jacob Alone!" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “Cult" and "Intruder")Happy Friday Chickadees! Welcome to our first episode recorded in 2025! Join the girls as they discuss our current political hellscape, Karyn's obsession with Nosferatu, and the next two chapters of "New Moon". Will Bella ever learn to act like a normal fucking person? (Spoiler: no.) 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Nosferatu" (2024) "Antiques Roadshow" 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Bellerom by Lidl Gold Coffee medium roast imported from Germany, with hazelnut creamer from International Delight (Aubree); Lime Whiteclaw (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media:2025-03-211h 47Chick-Lit7.06: "Chekov's Stomach Flu" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “Third Wheel" and "The Meadow")Here's yet another blast from the past! This is the final episode that I'm release that was recorded last year, everything from here on out will be after our Christmas bitch session! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Starbuck's "Pike Place" medium roast ("notes of cocoa and rich praline") with Cinnabon creamer from International Delight and vanilla flavored almond milk (Aubree); Liquid IV Peach Water (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagra...2025-02-241h 44Chick-Lit7.05: "It's Rat Poison In Her Ovaries!" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; "Repetition" and "Adrenaline")Welcome to 6 months ago! Karyn has had a backlog of edits for the past... long while, so now the girls are coming at you from July of last year! Buckle in for some dated references and discourse about pre-election politics and the Trump assassination attempt. We then discuss the next two chapters of New Moon and how god damned mormon SMeyer is. 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: House of the Dragon on MAX, "Bloodline Detectives" with Nancy Grace 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Some German Coffee with Coffeemate Hazelnut Creamer (Aubree); Whiteclaw Surge (Karyn) ************* If...2025-01-231h 46Chick-Lit"Where The Hell Have You Been, Loca?" A Christmas Bitch SessionObligatory, "it's been a minute". We promise we are still here, and we're still doing this shit! We are back for a little Christmas check in! Instead of talking about the holiday, Karyn and Aubree update each other on the world of famous true crime, including the most recent UHC CEO shooting, which prompts Karyn to confess her unending thirst for Luigi Mangione, as well as gripes with the healthcare system. The girls also catch up on what they've been up to, as well as reveal plans for the future of the show. We day drank for this one, so...2024-12-231h 25Chick-Lit7.04: "It's Like, A Penis Competition..." (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; "Cheater", "Friends")Welcome back listeners! It has been a hot minute since we put out and episode, so some of the topics discussed therin may feel a bit dated. Think of it like joining the girls on a trip back in time! Topics include: Pride Month, Karyn's ill-fated Memorial Day Savannah trip, and Bella's weird child-grooming behaviors. The girls also do a quick deep dive on the life of Embry Call. Join the ladies for their first episode back in quite a while! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "You" on Netflix; "America's Got Talent"; "Darknet Dia...2024-09-171h 33Chick-Lit7.03: "Stop Throwing the Camera!" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “The End", “Waking Up")The girls dive into the next two chapters of New Moon, RFK Jr's Brain Worm, first Twilight experiences, and the strange motif of Bella's entire family throwing expensive camera equipment around. They also trudge through Bella's crippling depression, toeing the line between being concerned and making fun of the way that Stephenie Meyer writes. Check Patreon for our Rant Corner on the Israel Palestine conflict/protests! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Folgers Colombian blend with Cinnabon creamer from International Delight, (Aubree); Ginger Lemon Kombucha from Vitalife (Karyn)2024-07-081h 43Chick-Lit7.02: "Smooth, Hard, and Very Cold" (“New Moon” by Stephenie Meyer; “Party" and "Stitches")We are getting this season started with a bang! This week the girls dig into the first two chapters of the book, and also discuss hobbies, being a Pickme, how to Pronounce Susan Meyer's name, George R. R. Martin's obsession with incest, and other magical tales! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: Check out our Patreon! 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Death Wish Coffee with Chobani Hazelnut Creamer (Aubree); Key Lime Kombucha from Aldi/Vitalife (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit2024-06-031h 41Chick-Lit7.01: “Monsterbating" ("New Moon" by Stephenie Meyer)Happy 7th season! We have returned to cover yet another Stephenie Meyer book- it's New Moon! Get ready for emo Bella, papercuts, and weird racist wolf lore on this season of Chick-Lit! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Civil War" A24, "An American Bombing" on Max, "Fallout" on Prime 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Baileys Original Coffee with Chobani Hazelnut Creamer (Aubree); Iced Matcha latte with Lavender Cold Foam (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter...2024-05-041h 39Chick-Lit6.10: “Where's Big Pussy Tosser?" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging"- June-July)We are back with the final episode of our “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging” season! Join the girls as they discuss Kate Middleton Conspiracies (admittedly, in poor taste, considering what came to light shortly after this recording), Armie Hammer's Arm and Hammer Fortune, and the final two chapters of Louise Rennison's innaugural novel. Will Georgia redeem herself? Will the Sex God ever love her? What book are the Chicks doing next season? Be sure to tune in and find out! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Jail" on Youtube, "Call Me By Your Name" 🍸☕Drinks of th...2024-04-261h 58Chick-Lit6.09: "What's Wrong With Thongs?" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging"- April - May)What in the hell are we still doing here? Georgia is stalking Lindsay, Herr Kemeyer is keeping his balls still, and things are just haywire with Angus. We discuss Dune, which Aubree has never seen, and we lose it over tea towels. Karyn would hang with Kylie Jenner over T-Swift. Turn on, tune in, and drop out! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: Dune (2021) and True Detective: Night Country on MAX 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Italian Coffee with Cinnabon creamer from International Delight (Aubree); Jasmine Green Tea (Karyn) ************* If you want to support...2024-03-241h 32Chick-Lit6.08: "The Sexually Active Sex Dream" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging," March)We are finally back with the third to last episode of this season! In this episode the chicks cover June through July of Georgia's year, as well as all the crazy shit that happened at Woodstock '99, Karyn's new hobbies, and Aubree's sweet new puppy! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: All the Woodstock '99 Documentaries 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Italian Coffee with Cinnabon creamer from International Delight (Aubree); Jasmine Green Tea (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit In...2024-03-061h 13Chick-Lit6.07: "The Da Vinci Costume" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging", February - "Jas Must Die"Happy Weekend! The gals are back from the past (took us a little longer to release this episode than we planned) to discuss Georgia's February, Elon's November, Karyn's adventures, and much much more! Tune in as we get back on track with Georgia's dumb teenage ass, and ponder what in the world the rural NC costume designers were thinking when Aubree's dad played Leonardo Da Vinci. 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Fresh Ground Coffee with Chocolate Mocha creamer from International Delight (Aubree); Elderberry Tea (Karyn) ************* If you w...2024-01-071h 37Chick-Lit6.06: “Tupac Does Not Have Alopecia" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging”, January - "Exploding Knickers")The Girls discuss Jada's insane behavior, Britney's new book, life after grief, Karyn's first burlesque show and virgin Rocky Horror experience, and of course, January (aka "Exploding Knickers")! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Cafe Bustelo with Cinnamon Vanilla Creme from Coffeemate (Aubree); Starbucks Iced Green Tea (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod X/Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/chicklit Bu...2023-11-171h 31Chick-Lit6.05: “This Is Now A Topless Podcast" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging”, December - “The Stiff Dylans Gig”)Aubree went on a cruise and everything is crazy! We discuss our lives, smut books, and "December" from Angus. Why is Georgia so homophobic?? 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Soul of a Witch" by Harley Laroux, America's Got Talent 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Folgers Colombian blend with milk and sugar (Aubree); Royal English Breakfast Latte from Starbucks (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod X/Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Pa...2023-11-031h 36Chick-Lit6.04: "We're Letting Our Thighs Spread Out" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging”, November - “A Bit of Rough”)In this episode the girls discuss November, nepo babies, AnCaps, and much much more! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "The Anarchists" on HBO 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Stumptown Coffee Roasters Organic Coffee Founders Blend (whole bean) with Cinnamon Creamer from International Delight (Aubree); GT's Guava Kombucha (Karyn) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod X/Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/chicklit Buy Us A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/chic...2023-10-211h 39Chick-Lit6.03.5: "The Toxic Gossip Train..."Hey Ya'll! So instead of covering the book again this week, we are getting a little bit real about what's been going on in our lives, as well as talking more current events (Fuck you, Colleen!). Obviously we are still dishing out the dark humor, we just wanted to record despite not having finished our homework this week. Stay tuned for talk about the Weeknd's newest project, as well as a sneak preview of our latest Patreon series- Karyn and Aubree reading the hottest tea from their high school journals (back when we were frenemies!) 🎬Media Rec...2023-07-071h 30Chick-Lit6.03: "Being A Lesbian is a Personal Problem" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging", October - “Tainted Love”)Hey Friends! We are back with another episode covering "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging". This week we also talk about our hot takes on the Titan disaster, what the hell happened to the Education Connection lady, and what we've been up to lately. Why is Georgia such a bully?! Why is Aubree incapable of doing an Austrailian accent without offending our Aussie listeners? Tune in to find out! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Based on a True Story" (Peacock (cock cock)) 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Honey Lavender Yogi Tea (Karyn); Cafe Bustelo with Haz...2023-06-291h 34Chick-Lit6.02: “She Needs A Dictionary…" ("Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging"; September - “Operation Sausage”)Happy Weekend Ya'll! Aubree and Karyn are back covering the next month in Georgia's life. In this episode, we cover the Beret Sausage Roll, Georgia meeting a Sex God, silly boy watching and much more. The girls also dish about the new Duggars documentary, and meeting some pod besties in person! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Shiny, Happy People" (Amazon Prime) 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Starbucks Venti Green Tea (Karyn); Lavazzo Espresso Coffee with Cinnabon Creamer from International Delight (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media:2023-06-041h 56Chick-Lit6.01: "She Doesn't Know What A Lesbian Is!" (“Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging”; The Month Of August)IT’S SEASON SIX, BAYBEEEEE! How have we made it this far?! Karyn and Aubs had to find something fun to read after last season… so here it is: “Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging” by Louise Rennison! The chicks give a little deep dive on Louse Rennison’s life (and death), talk about what they’ve been up to lately, and jump right into the first section of the book! LETSSGOLETSSGOLETSSGO 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: “Her Soul to Take” by Harley Leroux (Karyn’s into smut again); All of the Danny Masterson trial...2023-05-122h 01Chick-Lit5.08: “We Quit! (...this book)" (The Handmaid's Tale, Jezebels-Historical Notes")We are back with the FINAL episode of season 5. This has been a really hard season for us to get through... mostly because of personal struggles, but also because this book is just... a slog. In this episode, we update ya'll on our lives, and put a final button on the end of "The Handmaid's Tale". (Spoiler alert: Aubree HATES the ending.) Join us as we wrap up this season, and announce the next book! (It's a lot more fun, we promise!). Thank you so much for sticking with us through this crazy (almost) year! 🎬Media Rec...2023-04-2253 minChick-Lit5.07: "She's Got Her Race Horse Hat On!" (The Handmaid's Tale, "Soul Scrolls")Sorry for the wait ya'll, but we are back with a new book episode! This week we finish discussing "Soul Scrolls" as well as a range of other topics including (but not limited to): Aubree being Petty Crocker at work, the fact that BOTH of our cars died, adulting, the rising cost of living, and of course, dick measuring. We are finally starting to get to the climax of this book, so stick with us and we promise a more fun topic next season! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Dandelio...2023-02-031h 24Chick-LitTV Time: "I'm Concerned for her Perineum..." (Hulu's "The Handmaid's Tale", Season 1, Episode 2)We recorded this a few weeks ago before Christmas, so the current events are a little behind, but we're back with another episode covering the Hulu show! Join Aubree and Karyn as they discuss the World Cup (Soccer/Football, that is) Kanye's latest meltdown, and of course, S1E2 of Hulu's "The Handmaid's Tale!" Thank you for sticking with us through this long slog of a season, we'll be finishing up the book soon and getting into a more fun literature experience! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Celery Juice and a Mi...2023-01-151h 01Chick-Lit5.06: "Meet Horny Offred!" (The Handmaid's Tale, "Night" and "Soul Scrolls")We're back with a new book episode! (Finally) Join the Chicks as they pick up the book once again to find that Offred has gotten very, VERY saucy. 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Fiasco" Podcast on Audible, "The Crown" Season 5 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: London Fog Latte (Karyn); Dunkin whole bean coffee with Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie Creamer from CoffeeMate (Aubs) Promo: n/a ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter: @chicklitpod Gm...2022-12-051h 24Chick-LitTV Time: "Will Smith In: The Pirates of the Caribbean" (Hulu's "The Handmaid's Tale", Season 1, Episode 1)Hi Friends! We are back after a month and a half break! Tune in to hear our coverage of the first episode of the Handmaid's Tale show, Aubs and Karyn catching up, and some good old fashioned ranting. We're so glad to be back :) 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Vizzy Papaya Passionfruit Hard Seltzer (Karyn); Costa Rican Coffee with Sugar Cookie Creamer (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Tw...2022-11-271h 14
Chick-LitChick-Lit: The Author Files - Linda Kay KleinWelcome back to Chick-Lit: The Author Files! This week, we dive into purity culture, Ann Shirley, and the Ex-vangelical community with Linda Kay Klein! Linda is the author of the award-winning book, "Pure: Inside the Evangelical Movement that Shamed a Generation of Young Women and How I Broke Free.": She is also a religious deconstruction & purity culture recovery coach, and the founder and president Break Free Together, a not-for-profit organization serving individuals recovering from gender- and sexuality-based religious trauma. Linda has spoken around the world from the TEDx stage to The Apollo’s Women of the Wo...2022-10-0257 minChick-Lit5.05: "Adam's Busy Smokin' His Own Ribs" ("The Handmaid's Tale" "Night" & "Birth Day")Break out the Birthmobile ya'll, it's time to have a baby! In this episode, the girls cover the birth of Jeanine's baby, as well as the death of Queen Elizabeth, and find out that Karyn stopped learning British history after Elizabethan times (the first one). They also discuss Kanye's latest diatribe, Karyn's affinity for white lady murder shows, and the original Biblical barbecue! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "The Devil in Ohio" on Netflix, "House of the Dragon" on HBO, "Archetypes" Podcast with Meghan Markle 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Diet Coke (Karyn); Café Caribe Coffee with Haze...2022-09-162h 05Chick-Lit5.04: "Is This About a Penis??" ("The Handmaid's Tale": "Nap" & "Household")BIG CW for this episode: Discussion of racism, ethnic cleansing, and SA. Welcome back to the looney bin ya'll! We took some time off but we are back with a vengance covering these chapters! In this episode, the girls discuss the depiction of The Ceremony... and it gets real gross, but there's a fun reward at the end! Other topics include; Maggie Atts' super creepy description of the Commander's dick, Karyn's quick and dirty review of "The Passion of the Christ", Aubree's discussion of the leaked Britney Spears audio, and some updates on what the Chicks have been...2022-09-021h 53Chick-Lit5.03: "Did This B*tch Just Put Butter in Her Shoe?" ("The Handmaid's Tale", Chapters "Night", and "Waiting Room")Happy Friday! Your Chicks are back at it covering the next two sections of "The Handmaid's Tale". The girls also discuss the Alex Jones trial, Selena's "new album" and her family's weird drama, Hunter Moore being allowed to have a Twitter account again, and shoe butter! Join in for another wild episode, and congratulate us on our month long 2 year anniversary celebration! (Congratulate us, damnit!!) 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "The Most Hated Man on the Internet" (Netflix); Bailey Sarian ("Murder, Mystery & Make Up Mondays"), Drew Gooden, Law & Crime Channel on YouTube 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Ear...2022-08-121h 41Chick-Lit5.02: "A World Full of Peter Pettigrews..." ("The Handmaid's Tale": Chapters "Night" & "Shopping")This week, we begin our journey into the first few chapters of "The Handmaid's Tale!" Join the girls as they discuss the first two sections: "Night," and "Shopping." Karyn also attempts to combat Twitter misinformation, Aubree speaks about the absolute toxicity of America's Next Top Model, and Karyn tells yet ANOTHER Bible story, just for fun. We may start drinking again, this book is gonna be way too real! Grab your drink of choice and join the girls for their bold foray into a dystopian theocracy! (A fictional one, that is...) 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Killing Eve...2022-07-291h 37Chick-Lit5.01: "Karyn's Clairvoyant and the World is On Fire" ("The Handmaid's Tale" Author's Intro)Season 5 has arrived! This week, the girls discuss the historical significance and author's introduction of their season 5 book choice, "The Handmaid's Tale". Other topics include: Is Karyn Clairvoyant? TV Psychics, Alex Jones, and just the general fuckery you've come to expect from your favorite Chicks! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Knowledge Fight Podcast", Tyler Henry 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Iced Matcha Latte, (Karyn); 8:00 Coffee Café Arriba Churros y Chocolate (Aubs) Promo: n/a ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee...2022-07-221h 25Chick-LitChick-Lit: Bonus Bullsh*t, Part OneHey Everyone! We said we're taking a few weeks off, but frankly, we missed each other! So enjoy this first installment of two bonus episodes coming your way in the next couple of weeks! Join us for some happy news, some rage inducing rants, and our media recs for this week! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Life of Bi" Podcast; "Our Father" (Netflix); "Taken at Birth" (Hulu) 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Peet’s Coffee Luminosa breakfast blend with Oatly creamer (Karyn); Maxwell house with Twinkie Creamer from International Delight (Aubs) Promo: The...2022-06-031h 08Chick-Lit4.16: "She Said BEANNNS!" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Recap) ft. Casey-JaneWe have returned with our FINAL episode of season 4, featuring our dearest detective, Casey-Jane! The girls talk bullshit (per usual) play a Harry Potter trivia game, and dish about their favorite and least liked moments in this book! Every time Casey-Jane is on, it's a great time! Join in the fun and play along! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: n/a 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Taro Boba Tea from a can (Karyn); Chocolate fudge brownie coffee with Hazelnut creamer from CoffeeMate (Aubs); "Mike's Hard Lemonade Pink Freeze" (Casey-Jane) Promo: Petals of Support...2022-05-261h 37Chick-Lit4.15: "I Personally Would Have Burned His D*ck Off..." ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 17)The girls are back this Friday finishing the final chapter of HP Book One! They also rant/discuss a variety of topics including: John Wayne's shittiness, Amber Heard (again) and a certain awful NC Politician. We hear from our dear detective once again, and rip into Dumbledore for endagering children! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "Jackass Forever", "You Are Your Own" by Jamie Lee Finch 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Homemade Strawberry Kombucha (Karyn); "Kahlua" Salted Caramel Coffee with Hazelnut Creamer from International Delight Promo: Sweet n' Sour Nuggiez Podcast ************* If you w...2022-05-201h 43Chick-Lit4.14: "They're Social Piranahs!" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 16)Happy Friday the 13th! We're back with another book episode covering the penultimate chapter of HP Book One: "Through the Trap Door!" We also continue to rant about SCOTUS, the MET Gala, and we hear from our dearest detective once again! As much as we hate to admit it (because we loathe the author) this book is SOO good and such a relief from our previous season. And make sure you listen all the way to the end to hear what book we'll be covering on season 5! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: N/A 🍸☕Drinks of the D...2022-05-131h 35Chick-Lit4.13: "The Magical Florist is Behind it All" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 15)Another Friday is upon us, and the Chicks are back with another book episode! (Finally). We apologize for the length of this episode, but we took two weeks off from book coverage and we had a LOT to talk about, ya'll. Tune in to hear us touch on Roe v. Wade, the Depp/Heard court case, Karyn's ridiculous fall in a local grocery store, another tidbit of discussion from our dearest detective, and of course our discussion of Chapter 15, "The Forbidden Forest". Stop putting these children in unsafe situations! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: “Tokyo Vice” on HBO Max...2022-05-061h 59Chick-Lit4.12: "Wizards are REAL Pervy..." ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 14)It's a loooong weekend, everybody! Come join us for our coverage of Chapter 14 of "HP Book One": "Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback"! In addition to our recap of this chapter, we also have a very spicy voicemail from our resident detective, some discussion about how being a wizard is inherently pervy, and of course, our latest Harry Potter Poll! This one gets way off course, very quickly, as per usual. Grab your drinks and settle in for another ridiculous episode with your favorite Chicks! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: “Dunkirk” (HBO Max); “The Ghost Town Terror” (Discovery Plus); "IndoctriNat...2022-04-151h 38Chick-Lit4.11: "Keep Neville's Name OUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 13) ft. Bob From "Great Pop Culture Debate"Happiest of Fridays to you Chick-A-Dees! This week, we are joined by our first ever regular season (excluding the recaps) guest, Bob from the Great Pop Culture Debate podcast! This is Bob's second time on the pod, and he joins the girls to discuss Chapter 13 of HP Book One: "Nicolas Flamel". The trio also dips their toes into the Will Smith controversy, JK Rowling's obsession with being right, and Bob's experience meeting Matthew Lewis (Neville from the movies) at Comic Con a few years ago! This one was a joy to record and we hope you enjoy it as much...2022-04-011h 37Chick-Lit4.10: "Manic Pixie Dumbledore Returns!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 12)It's Friday again, so you know the Chicks are back to discuss Chapter 12 of "HP Book One": "The Mirror of Erised". The girls also discuss more Kanye insanity, their latest Twitter Poll, fascism at Hogwarts, Voldemort getting pelted by snowballs, and why the f*ck were Harry's parents so old in the movie? Also, are brownies a casserole?? Link to the Santiago family's GoFundMe: https://bit.ly/3qeTecH 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: “Alex vs. America" (Discovery Plus); "WODFAMCHOCPOD" Podcast; "Jensen and Holes: Murder Squad" Podcast 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Barefoot Chardonnay (Karyn); Café Buste...2022-03-181h 48Chick-Lit4.09: "ELASTIC MOMENTUM!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 11)Happy Friday! Join the girls as they discuss Chapter 11 of "Harry Potter, Book One": "Quidditch" - as well as our newest Patron, those pesky Xeljanz commercials, and some new insight from our resident detective, Casey-Jane! (Plus, it's Karyn's birthday!) 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: “Ear Biscuits" Podcast with Rhett and Link 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Barefoot Chardonnay (Karyn); Lavazza (Torino, Italia, 1895) Gran Selezione Dark Roast Coffee (Intense and Chocolaty) with Twinkie Brand Creamer from International Delight (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media:2022-03-111h 38Chick-Lit4.08: "Harry Potter & The Golden Snatch!" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 10)It's another Friday full of bad accents and feminist critique! This week, Karyn gets on her soapbox in defense of Hermione, Aubree rants about a terrible serial killer movie, and the girls cover Chapter 10 of "Harry Potter, Book One": "Hallowe'en". And don't forget about Casey-Jane who asks the real questions, such as: Who organized Lily and James's funeral?? Grab your drink of choice and join in the discussion this weekend! 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Consuming: “Love Off The Grid” (Discovery Plus); “Adventures in Ideology Christy Miller Patreon Series”; "Sounds Like a Cult" Podcast with Isa Medina and Amanda Mont...2022-03-041h 43Chick-Lit4.07: "Is 'Wizard's Duel' Code for an Orgy?" ("Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 9)Happy Friday Chick-A-Dees! We have got another episode of our coverage of Harry Potter Book One out for your listening pleasure. Join the girls as they discuss Chapter 9, "The Midnight Duel", as well as a whole host of topics - including Kanye's freakouts, 90 Day Fiance drama, the Russian figure skating scandal, and the really important questions, such as: do they collect child support in the Wizarding World? 🎬Media Recs/What Are We Watching: "90 Day Fiance" and Spin-offs (Discovery Plus); "Scientology: Fair Game" Podcast with Leah Remini and Mike Rinder 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Dark Chocolat...2022-02-181h 29Chick-Lit4.06: "The Polyjuice Pregnancy Pact" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 8)Another Friday is upon us ya'll, and we are back with our coverage of Harry Potter Book One, Chapter 8: "The Potions Master"! Join the girls as they discuss the book, their boobs, weird things they wrote in their journals as kids, and whether or not Snape is a Zaddy. We also are introducing another new segment this week! Grab a beverage and laugh along as we crack each other up! 🎬Media Recs: “Flop of the Heap" with Jon and Marla, "Octoberpod" with Edward October. 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: GT’s Winter Edition Pure Love Kombucha wit...2022-02-111h 12Chick-Lit4.05: "Fred & George Would Definitely Be Sh*tposters..." ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 7)TGIF Ya'll! It's a One-Girl revolution up in here (well... actually TWO)! Join the Chicks this week as they discuss old pop bands from Karyn's middle school days, Aubree's extreme distaste for Prince Andrew and his (alleged) lack of sweat, and of course, Chapter 7 of "Harry Potter, Book One": "The Sorting Hat"! In addition, Karyn yells at leaf blowers (sorry Mr. Landscaper (or Steve?), she knows it's just your job); and the girls read responses to their "Voldemort's Dick" poll! Pour yourself a little libation and come hang with the Chicks! 🎬Media Recs: “Impeachment: An Am...2022-02-041h 32Chick-Lit4.04: "Weasley's Wizard... What Now?" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 6)Here we go again ya'll! It's Friday, so you know what that means! We are back with our next episode covering "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone"! Join the Chicks as they discuss their thoughts on Chapter 6 ("The Journey From Platform 9 and 3/4"), as well as a whole host of other topics, including, but not limited to: Karyn's Bible Drill Days, Aubree's vitriol over the Joss Whedon situation, stupid shit kids say, and listener mail! It's another wild Friday episode, so kick back with your drink of choice and join in the fun! 🎬Media Recs: "Talkin' Shi...2022-01-281h 30Chick-Lit4.03: "He's Just A Pale....... B*tch." ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapter 5)Happy Friday Ya'll! It's a COVID party up in here, as Karyn is under the weather. In this episode, they discuss the #podfam, their somewhat differing opinions on TikTok, and of course, Chapter 5 of The "Sorcerer/Philosopher's Stone", "Diagon Alley"!! Aubs rants about celebrity non-news, and does a deep dive on the history of Ollivanders (Makers of Fine Wands since 382 BC). Join The Chicks on this episode full of vocal fry! 🎬Media Recs: Check out the people who got me through COVID! Dads on Dayquill, The Scuttlebutt Podcast, Adventures in Ideology, The Assault on America. Also, Nar...2022-01-141h 27Chick-Lit4.02: "The Smeltings Stick Is Its Own Personality" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone", Chapters 3-4)Happy Friday Chick-A-Dees! We are back with our second episode of season 4! In this installment, the Chicks discuss gross people who touch bread in grocery stores, Aubree's litty titty birthday, and Chapters 3 and 4 of "The Sorcerer's Stone"! They share their thoughts on the differences between the UK and US version, wine advent calendars, tamales, and the passing of Queen Betty White. 🎬Media Recs: "Adventures in Ideology" Podcast with Caris and Candace; "Hell's Kitchen" 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Bud Light Seltzer Cherry Cordial from the Sweater Weather pack (Karyn); Papa Nicholas Hawaiian Islands Light Roast blend wi...2022-01-071h 45Chick-Lit4.01: "Dumbledore Is A Manic Pixie Dream Girl" ("Sorcerer's/Philosopher’s Stone", Chapters 1-2)Happy New Year's Eve, ya'll! 🍾🎉🥰 We finally got to record our very first episode of Season 4! In this one, the girls discuss their feelings on killing the author, why everyone thought HP was satanic back in the day, and the first two chapters of the book! 🧙♂️🧙 Join the Chicks for some drinks, nostalgic stories of their first Harry Potter encounters, and some *light* roasting of Dumbledore. 🎬Media Recs: "Munch my Benson" Podcast with Josh and Adam; "Court Junkie" with Jillian Jalali 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: A not so crisp Dr. Pepper (Aubs); Some fairly warm PBR (Karyn)...2021-12-311h 42Chick-LitBONUS: "Is This March Madness?!" Ranking "The Office" (US) Christmas Episodes!Happy Friday before Christmas! We are dropping into your feed today with a very special Christmas/Holiday episode! This week, Aubree and I took a page out of The Great Pop Culture Debate Podcast's book and ranked all the Christmas episodes of "The Office"! (It gets pretty whacky ya'll). In this episode, the Chicks discuss their Christmas music pet peeves, and we get a full reprise of Aubree's Britney Spears impression! Come hang out with us for a special little treat before season 4! 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Special Hawaiian Blend Coffee with Vanilla Cannoli Crème Latte...2021-12-171h 36Chick-Lit3.20: "The Cullens, Recovering Cannibals..." (Season 3 Recap of "Twilight", ft. Nathan From "Breaking Down Bad Books" Podcast)The end of Twilight is upon us, folks! For such a special occasion, the Chicks invited resident "Twilight" snark expert Nathan from "Breaking Down Bad Books" on to have a bitch session with us about the worst moments and biggest plot holes! In this episode, the girls got up at the ass-crack of dawn to dish with Nathan about the Phoenix Airport bathrooms, why Alice is SO useless, and all the ways this book could have been made into a better story! Nathan also opens up about his read-through of a few other books he's read on his...2021-12-031h 49Chick-Lit3.19: "It's LITERALLY the Sunshine State, You Stupid B*tch!" ("Twilight", Chapters 23, 24, & Epilogue)We are FINALLY. DONE. WITH TWILIGHT. Well, reading anyways. In this episode, the Chicks rejoice after finishing the book and look forward to never having to read it again. They also avoid talking about their recap by discussing Paula Deen, the half calf legging trend, and why in the world anyone would wear a stiletto heel with a cast on their leg. This episode runs a little long, ya'll, but we promise it's worth it! 🎬Media Recs: “Squid Game" (Netflix); "A Little Bit Culty" Podcast with Sarah Edmunson and her husband, Nippy 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: G...2021-11-121h 37Chick-Lit3.18: "That Thing Where The Villain Says The Whole Plan" ("Twilight", Chapters 21-22)It's the penultimate "Twilight" episode, ya'll (FINALLY)! In this episode, we cover Chapters 21 ("Phone Call") and 22 ("Hide-And-Seek"). Bella gets a phone call that changes everything, and then makes a daring escape. The Chicks discuss country music, their feelings on horror movies, and the NXIVM scandal (in great detail). This one is a ride, ya'll! 🎬Media Recs: “Watch If You Dare” with Aaron and Derek; "Escape to Margaritaville"; "The Vow" (HBO); "Seduced: Inside the NXIVM Cult" (Starz) 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Trader Joe's Cold Brew Tea Blend (Karyn); Lidl Pumpkin Spice Blend with Vanilla Cannoli Crème Latte...2021-11-051h 37Chick-LitBONUS: A Chick-Lit Spooktacular Extravaganza!Happy Halloween Weekend! This week, we went a little off the normal format (sorry ya'll, we're so busy!) and decided to share some of our own personal spooky stories! Karyn shares her creepy experiences at her alma mater, and Aubree regales us with the tale of her, maybe not, but almost certainly, haunted dwelling places. We will be back to the regular format next week ya'll, and keep an eye out for our very special SURPRISE dropping into the feed on Halloween day! ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out...2021-10-2916 minChick-Lit3.17: James Is Literally Just A Plot Device ("Twilight", Chapters 19-20)Happy Friday, Chickadees! The Chicks are back with (hopefully) one of the final episodes of this long ass season! 😱 In this episode, the girls discuss their love for Alton Brown, and their hate for the bitch-ass lady who plays his sister on "Good Eats". Oh, and also... "Twilight". Lots of "Twilight". We talk through Chapter 19 ("Goodbyes"), in which Bella implements her plan to evade James by hurting Charlie's feelings; and Chapter 20 ("Impatience"), in which the main characters wait around... a lot. We are almost done with this damn book ya'll, thank you so much for sticking with us.2021-10-151h 26Chick-Lit3.16: What the F*ck is Fish Fry? ("Twilight", Chapters 17-18)Welcome back to "Twilight" land, everyone, we finally got off our asses to do a full two chapters for ya! In this episode we review Chapters 17 and 18 of "Twilight" ("The Game" and "The Hunt")! We FINALLY get some real action (two thirds into the freaking book) and we get into some fun topics, such as Bella's daddy complex, some pertinent differences from the movie, and the difference between "fish fry" and going to a fish fry. 🎬Media Recs: "Impeachment: An American Crime Story" (FX/Amazon); "Outrageous Pumpkins" (Discovery+/Food Network); "Evil Dead" series (movies & show) 🍸☕Drinks of the D...2021-10-081h 13Chick-Lit3.15: "Carlisle Goes To Night School!" ("Twilight", Chapter 16)The Chicks have been through a lot this week ya'll... Karyn's computer broke down and there's about a week in between part one and two of this episode, please bare with us (😬). In this episode, the girls discuss their newfound love of Nick DiRamio, why Audible used to suck, and of course, "Twilight" Chapter 16 ("Carlisle")! Check it out as the Chicks navigate their way through trying to remember why they wrote the notes they did when they initially read this chapter! 🎬Media Recs: "Unraveled, The Stalker’s Web" (Discovery+); "When You Find Me" (Audible); Nick DiRamio's "Clip Breakdowns" (Youtube...2021-10-011h 23Chick-Lit3.14: "Is Eating Tears A Kink?" ("Twilight", Chapter 15)Aaaaaaand the Chicks are finally back to "Twilight" coverage, ya'll! Join the girls as they discuss Chapter 15 ("The Cullens")! In this episode, Karyn is drinking again, Aubree almost gets a concussion, and the Chicks are on video with each other for the first time in a while. Karyn gets way too passionate about the Restoration period, and still refuses to hop off her public health soapbox. Aubree points out all the plot holes that Henry has identified in the "Twilight" franchise, and reminds us once again what Edward really means when he tells Bella he'll never leave her. It's a...2021-09-171h 03Chick-Lit3.13: "Jesus Is My Pilot" (A Baby Episode!)The Chicks have had quite the busy few weeks - and unfortunately that means that they didn't have time to read any of "Twilight", but we wanted to bring you some content anyway! This was supposed to be a mini-episode, but it kind of turned into our regular intro without the "Twilight" critique. Karyn discusses her trip to the PNW, weird AirBNBs, creepy Jesus paintings, and her media recs for the week. Aubree shares her dogsitting adventures, goes further into detail about her coffee addiction, and opens up about her crazy back injury! 🎬Media Recs: “That Chapt...2021-09-101h 06Chick-LitPatreon Episode 1: UNLOCKED! "Batman and...Aubree?"Happy Friday, ya'll! It's been a wild ride of recording bonus content this week, so the Chicks are taking another break from their coverage of "Twilight". However, they wanted to drop this special preview of the Patreon series, "Fanfic Fridays"! 🎉 In this episode, Karyn reads a Batman fan fiction generated by AI, as Aubree reacts. If you like this content, and want to support us, you can have access for as little as $3 per month! In the meantime, enjoy this sneak preview! ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media:2021-08-2021 min
Chick-LitBONUS: The Chicks Live React To "Twilight" (2008)It's an EXTRA episode dropping into your feed today! In this brand new experiment that Karyn is sure no one will find entertaining, the Chicks watch 2008's "Twilight" and bring you their live reactions! 😬😂 They were hoping this would be sort of a RiffTrax situation, but unfortunately, they're not that interesting 💀 So check this out if you want to feel like you're hanging out with us on the couch, but without all the awkward pauses. At the very least, the Chicks had a great time recording this one, and Karyn played a "Twilight" drinking game! Thanks again for one year...2021-08-131h 27Chick-LitBONUS: "One Year Anniversary Extravaganza!"Happy Friday the 13th, ya'll, and HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO CHICK-LIT!! In this very special episode, the Chicks reflect on the past year and what it's meant to them. They read well wishes, congratulations, and listen to some voicemails from some surprising characters! The girls talk about their favorite moments, and most surprising aspects of podcasting. Bottom line, this one's gonna be a rollercoaster ya'll! Thank you so much for all of your support, from the bottom of our hearts. We are so excited to see where we go in the next year! *************2021-08-131h 22Chick-Lit3.12: "Zaddy Swan Can't Microwave His Own Lasagna!" ("Twilight" Chapter 14)It's Friday, and also The Chicks' TECHNICAL 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY of PODCASTING! They are so excited to bring you special goodies next week, but for their 1 Year, they're releasing a regular, old-fashioned episode to get back to basics! Covering Chapter 14 (“Mind Over Matter”) of Stephenie Meyers' classic (?) novel, “Twilight”, The Chicks break down the details of the Cullen Family and their special powers! Karyn gives a CRAZY bar fight story, Aubs “has nothing of value to add” (her quote), and the lack of respect from Zaddy Swan has the girls freaking out! Don’t forget to leave The Chicks a voicemail to have it fea...2021-08-061h 42Chick-Lit3.11: "How Do You Think Randy Quaid F**ks?" ("Twilight" Chapter 13)Chick-Lit is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast! Voting is open until the end of July 31st 2021! (podcastawards.com) ************* Happy Friday!! In this episode, The Chicks talk flea markets, spoken word performance, and Randy Quaid’s sex life. Karyn discusses the North Sentinel and the missionary savior complex, how SeaWorld sucks ASS, and watching disaster movies. Aubs and Henry got a great deal on yet another dope kitchen gadget, and have been revisiting the Geode craze of the 2000s! Oh, and of course, the girls cover Chapter 13 of "Twilight" (“Confessions”)! Things start heating up between Bella...2021-07-301h 37Chick-Lit3.10: Edward Wears Mom Jeans? Eww... ("Twilight" Chapter 12)Chick-Lit is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast! Voting is open until the end of July 2021! (podcastawards.com) ************* Happy Friday, ya’ll! In this episode, The Chicks get a little bit real about what’s going on their lives, discuss chapter 12 of "Twilight" ("Balancing") - while Karyn’s nieces’ react to the pod (OMG YIKES), Aubree’s bargain hunting, and their continued criticism of how Bella makes food. They also question why the hell Bella seems to only exist to make her dad food and do his laundry?!??!?! 🎬Media Recs: "Relentless" (Discovery+); "Friendly Space Ninja" (YouTube); "Bu...2021-07-231h 23Chick-Lit3.09: The Brown Album ("Twilight" Chapter 11)Chick-Lit is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast! Voting is open until the end of July 2021! (podcastawards.com) ************* It's another Friday, so the Chicks have got another episode for you! Tackling Chapter 11 ("Complications") of the book "Twilight", Karyn and Aubs try desperately to deal with the lack of content and repetition of the author, Stephenie Meyer - all the while chatting about hanging out in person for the first time in months, and a couple of "Corrections Corner" updates! There's an endless array of diarrhea jokes, talks of the serial killer The Doodler, and the mysterious DooDoo...2021-07-161h 24Chick-Lit3.08: Cute, Or Creepy?! Eurotrash: Edward Edition ("Twilight" Chapter 10)Chick-Lit is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast! Voting is open until the end of July 2021! (podcastawards.com) ************* WE’RE BACK FROM HIATUS YA’LL! 🥳🍾👏🎉 Join the girls this week as they discuss Karyn’s trip to Mexico, the NXIVM cult, and of course, Chapter 8 of Twilight (“Interrogation”)! It’s another smell heavy chapter y’all! 🤮 Edward picks Bella up for school, and they begin to tell people that they’re “secretly” dating, and make plans for the weekend. And of course they continue to be pretentious to everyone around them 🙄. The girls start a new segment called “Cute or Creepy?”...2021-07-091h 35Chick-LitA Few Updates!Just a couple of updates on what we've been up to on our little break! ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/chicklit Buy Us A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/chicklitpod Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-4808 ************* Music Credits: "Let's Get Chick Lit" Written and performed by Karyn & Aubree 20202021-07-0501 min
Chick-Lit3.07: Do Vampire Blowjobs Give You Brainfreeze? ("Twilight" Chapter 9)This season, the Chicks are having a hard time getting through "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer... but they're not giving up! Join in as the girls talk about positive thinking during difficult times in life, how amazing it is for Karyn to have her own green house in her back yard, and a whole lot of truthful friendship talk! Chapter 9 ("Theory") is full of toxicity, so be warned, the Chicks are asking ALL the questions! 🎬Media Recs: "Coffeehouse Crime" with Adrian (YouTube) 🎤Podcast Recs: "Oklahomacide" with Dr. Stacey Hughes & her Co-Host/husband Zack; "Belief It Or Not" Podcast...2021-06-181h 13Chick-Lit3.06: "My Name's Amber, What Can I Getcha?" ("Twilight" Chapters 7 & 8)It's dark siDEDDDD! What's up?! 👏👏👏 It's a TWO chapter episode, y'all - so buckle in for a lil' extra long ep! The Chicks tackle chapters 7 & 8 ("Nightmare" and "Port Angeles") of "Twilight" (due to the fact that Chapter 7 had VERY little plot development) and crack each other up as they impersonate the characters and cliché dialogue of this ridiculous book! Make sure you listen all the way to the end for a surprise! 🎬Media Recs: "Fundie Fridays" on Youtube; "The Secret Diaries of Edward VIII's Wife, Wallis Simpson" Documentary from Real Royalty Channel on Youtube; Drew Gooden on Youtube 🎤...2021-06-111h 41Chick-Lit3.05: He's Hanging Out With Bears, Aren't You Alarmed?! ("Twilight" Chapter 6)It's the 5th episode of this season, y'all - and the Chicks chat about trying to make money in this pandemic world, dealing with grief, adulting via Lazy Susan and everything in between 💔💜 They stall as long as they can before belly flopping into Chapter 6 of "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer 🎬Media Recs: Cinnamon Toast Ken and Buff Pro (YouTube) 🎤Podcast Recs: "The Renner Files" Podcast 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Natty Light Seltzer (Karyn); Lavazza Gran Selezione Intense Chocolate Dark Roast with Italian Espresso Creamer (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check...2021-05-281h 28Chick-Lit3.04: A Period Piece - Careful, It's Heavy ("Twilight" Chapter 5)Welcome one, welcome all, it's another episode of Chick-Lit! The Chicks start out with Karyn's hot take on Elon Musk (The King of Mars) and his appearance on SNL, and somehow end up trying to rap Lil Wayne (it's never good)! Chapter 5 is full of weird interactions from our heroes(?), and blood typing... typical vampire shit, right? And also, sorry Scott! 🎬Media Recs: "The Undoing" (HBO) 🎤Podcast Recs: "The Undoing" Podcast 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Mocktail (Karyn); Mocha Coffee Blend with Italian Sweet Cream Creamer (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The...2021-05-211h 03Chick-Lit3.03: Muffy Was Right - This Is Vomitrocious ("Twilight" Chapter 4)Aaaaaannnnd we're back, y'all! Another day, another chapter of the novel, "Twilight" - this week? CHAPTER 4 ("Invitations"), where the Chicks try to find ANYTHING good about the young adult novel... but it's an obvious struggle😂🤦♀️ Also, the girls read some lovely reviews from amazing people, and a special shout out to a special fan is given! Plus some love is thrown to "Dads On Dayquill" for their shout out to Chick-Lit 🤍🤍 🎤Podcast Recs: "Riddle Me That" with Dr. Jules; “Learn Spanish con Salsa”; "Florida Men on Florida Man" 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: GT's Synergy Guava Goddess Raw Kombucha (Karyn); 100% Cos...2021-05-141h 25Chick-Lit3.02: Every Titty Is A Snowflake ("Twilight" Chapters 2-3)It's Friday, and you know what that means - another new episode from Season 3 - "Twilight" style! The Chicks are breaking down Chapters 2-3 ("Open Book" and "Phenomenon"), all the while complaining about the BORING writing, and all the blatant foreshadowing they were forced to deal with 🤦♀️😂 grab a drink and listen in as the girls lose their sanity this season! 🎬Media Recs: "Why Did You Kill Me?" (Netflix) 🎤Podcast Recs: "The Podcast Diaries" with Frances and Jordan; "Anything For Selena" with Maria Garcia 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Cherry Juice & Selzer Mocktails (Karyn); Early Bird Coffee from Aldi's...2021-04-231h 28Chick-Lit3.01: "Apologies To The Vampire Community" ("Twilight" Introduction, Chapter 1)SEASON 3 IS "TWILIGHT" SEASON, BAYBEEEE! 🧛♂️ Karyn and Aubree are BACK AT IT - after having a lovely time remembering why they loved reading during season 2's "Ella Enchanted", they dive right in to Stephenie Meyer’s first smash hit novel about a whiny dumb girl who falls in love with an old ass vampire. The Chicks are ready to roast, ready to laugh, and ready to tackle the uncomfortable and toxic themes that radiate from this book. It's PEAK Chick-Lit, y'all, so let's 👏 get 👏 into 👏 it! 🎤Podcast Recs: "The Mile Higher" Podcast with Josh Thomas and Kendall Rae; "Dads On Dayquill" with...2021-04-161h 19
Chick-Lit"WHY THE HUGE BUTTCRACKS?!" - CLATM: "Ella Enchanted" (2004)In a COMPLETE accident, Karyn and Aubree are giving you the newest Chick-Lit At The Movies episode on the 17th Anniversary of the movie premiere - "ELLA ENCHANTED", BAYBEEEE! 🧚♀️👑 With live reactions of the girls watching the movie interspersed, get ready to hear the roast of the century for this "of its time" film. Join the chicks and enjoy a VERY 2000s movie that doesn't quiiiiite stand the test of time! ☕🍵 Drinks of the Day: Mint Tea (Karyn); Café Bustelo with CoffeeMate Funfetti Creamer (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media...2021-04-0950 minChick-Lit2.07: "If Your Buddy Cat-Calls, Slap Him In The Face!" (Season 2 Recap of "Ella Enchanted")It's the Season 2 Recap, y'all! The chicks are sad to say goodbye to "Ella Enchanted", but excited to share how much fun the book was to read again! 😭🥰 Karyn and Aubree are psyched for Season 3, so listen in and see what they'll be up to next! 🎬Media Recs: Cold Case Files from the 90's about Serial Killers 🎤Podcast Recs: "Trashy Trashy Podcast" with Cassandra Cardenes & Erika Curry; "Not For Your Term Paper" 🍸☕Drinks of the Day: Tall Boy (Karyn); Mocha Coffee and Hazelnut Creamer (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check...2021-04-021h 20Chick-Lit2.06: "Stop It, You're Gonna Get Us Cancelled!" ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 27-Epilogue)It's the LAST section of "Ella Enchanted" before the summary episode 🎉 and the chicks are cracked out (not real crack, don't do drugs kids) on energy and excitement! Karyn & Aubree catch up with each other and laugh about their VERY different takes on action movies, and Aubree reveals to Karyn her hatred for Kristen Stewart being cast as Princess Diana. The old age battle of physical vs. digital is briefly touched on, Aubree's turning into a plant, & Karyn tells everyone Char is holding three balls (hold for laughs). YOU BROKE UP THE BAND, YOKO! 🧚♀️Meanwhile, Ella attends the balls that Prince Char...2021-03-261h 29Chick-Lit2.05: We Both Look Like Shit, So Let's Zoom Anyway ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 22-26)LET'S GET INTO IIIIIITTTTT! The chicks catch up with one another after a couple of BUSY weeks! There's laughter, drinks, real talk, and of COURSE, "Ella Enchanted"! Karyn chats about being newly self employed, Aubree tries her hand at rapping (it's not good), and the girls talk about their unending thirst for a certain Hollywood actor. They also summarize the penultimate chapters of Ella, and realize there's only one more episode of season 2 to go! There's never been a better time to listen! 🎤Podcast Recs: "The Smashing Pumpkast" with Frank and Pat; "Anything For Selena" with Maria Garcia 2021-03-191h 35Chick-Lit2.04: Different Bottom, Same Heart ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 18-21)This is QUITE an episode, to say the least! The chicks come back with life updates (moving, being a robot, losing a pet), and start out strong with Aubree's mom making a small guest appearance (whaaat?!?!). They might as well start a "Plant Corner" segment, because there's nothing better than watching the Sweeney Todd episode of "The Office" and tending to lil baby plants! You'll leave this podcast today "Creedifying" every song you hear 🤷♀️ 🧚♀️Meanwhile, Ella meets Lucinda, who (not surprisingly) does not believe that her "gift" is terrible - and tells Ella to be happy with her gift... but phrasing can mean...2021-03-051h 52Chick-Lit2.03: "She's Optimistic And/Or Bionic" ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 13-17)It's cold, the Chicks are depressed, but that won't stop them from recording! Karyn FINALLY shares the news she's been teasing us all with - she's quitting her job and committing to Chick-Lit & her non-profit, The Ink Project, FULL TIME! She shares her joys and anxieties about leaving her job, and how planning to move is SO STRESSFUL 😱 Aubree has had her own issues to process especially about her physical and mental health. It's been a hard couple of weeks for the chicks, but they love this podcast and creating content for you makes them so happy! 🧚♀️ Meanwhile, Chapters 13-17 are covered...2021-02-191h 26Chick-LitBONUS: Karyn's Reading Corner - "Twilight"Well, unfortunately, there will be no new episode 🎧😞this week, because... life. However, Karyn took it upon herself to share some truly heinous Valentine's Day content with you. ❤️❤️❤️ This week, in lieu of a full episode, Karyn reads excerpts from one of her favorite (and most hated) YA fiction novels: Twilight. 🧛🧛♀️That's right, Karyn is re-reading this book out loud for the first time in 14 years, and holy shit, is it different than she remembers. So tune in as Karyn absolutely eviscerates her teenage self and all that she ever loved (and hated) while simultaneously reevaluating all of her life choices.🤡🥴2021-02-1221 minChick-Lit2.02: Emilio Estevez Hangs Out With Actual Ducks ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 7-12)Fancy that, it's the second episode of Season 2! The girls are glad you're here, and start out strong when Aubree finds out Karyn's mom listened to the podcast 😬 The conversations devolve into Slenderman talk (watch the documentary), Karyn's love for Robert Evans (HE LIKED HER TWEET!), and consistently reminding everyone that QAnon is ridiculous. Aubree preemptively apologizes to Ogres & Gnomes for her horrendous pronunciation of their languages, & learns from Karyn that there was a cartoon about The Mighty Ducks (no members of the Sheen family were involved 😂). 🧚♀️ Meanwhile (Chapters 7-12), Ella navigates life after her mothers passing. Her stepsister, Hattie, is a big ol' sk...2021-02-051h 42Chick-Lit2.01: Under My Umber-Ella-Ella ("Ella Enchanted" Chapters 1-6)🧚♀️ The Chicks are OFFICIALLY BACK with Season 2 - "Ella Enchanted"! Get ready to tackle chapters 1-6 with the girls - where we meet Ella and learn of the spell that the fairy Lucinda placed on her at birth! The girls also get real about mental health and coping mechanisms for challenging times. Try singing "Umbrella" now without thinking of "Ella Enchanted"! 🍻Drinks of the Day: Pinot Gris from Oregon (Karyn); Hazelnut Coffee with Bailey's Irish Cream (Aubs) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit2021-01-151h 31Chick-Lit2.00: Season 2 Trailer - "Ella Enchanted"🎉ANNOUNCEMENT TIME🍻 It's official: the Season 2 Trailer is finally here! Episode 1 will be out NEXT FRIDAY, January 15th, 2021! Have a listen as Aubree tries her hand at narrating a little snippet of the book (spoooooky), so get hype! ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/chicklit Buy Us A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/chicklitpod Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-48082021-01-0801 minChick-Lit1.16: BONUS: Buzzfeed Quizzes & 2020 Wrap Up (Since Everyone Else Is Doing It)#LOWKEYFUCK2020 is Karyn's favorite hashtag, y'all! WELCOME TO 2021 🍻🎉 a land of unknowns and trepidation... so let's just recap 2020 so we can hopefully get on the right track for this new year! Karyn and Aubree get right into it as they take Buzzfeed quizzes together (100% accuracy, jkjkjk) while boozing it up and recounting their holidays. Then a quick recap of some of the things, globally and personally, that they feel were mentionable. Season 2 will be starting around mid January with "Ella Enchanted", so enjoy this funky bonus episode and get psyched for all that's to come! 🥂Drinks of the Day: Chat...2021-01-011h 29Chick-Lit1.15: BONUS: "Every Time I Drink 2 Buck Chuck..." - AMA Part II (Podcast Boogaloo)Okay, let's give an AMA another go! Quite a few questions were sent in after the first attempt, so HERE. 👏 WE. 👏 GO. 👏 The girls dive right in & get real talking about the cheap wine poops, mental health, and an update on their lives during the COVID Christmas season. Karyn gushes about all her new podcasting equipment 🎧 shamelessly plugs her husband's Twitch stream (again - it's KooperIRL), and Aubree shares a few updates about her newly diagnosed bone disease in her leg. Karyn is really bad at picking favorites, somehow (after a decade of friendship) unable to figure out Aubree's favorite movie 📽 and...2020-12-111h 28Chick-Lit1.14: BONUS: AMA, Origin Story, & The Newlywed Game (BFF Edition)It's BONUS EPISODE time again! This is a special episode for the girls, as they dive right into their super-best-friend Origin Story of how their sisterhood came to be! It's a winding tale of them looking back and saying, "WHY DID I MAKE THOSE CHOICES?!" Also on the agenda, THE BFF NEWLYWED GAME - y'all didn't ask for it so the chicks did it anyway 😂 grab a drink and let's go! 🍸Drink of the Day: TRULY SELTZER (The Chicks) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https...2020-11-201h 02Chick-Lit1.13: "Grandmere PROBS Killed That Lady..." ("The Princess Diaries" Season 1 Recap)A lil' Chick-LITE summary episode for you (get it? GET IT??)! Welcome back for the "What Did We Learn?" Episode, where the girls figure out remote podcasting 🎧 There's some reminiscing about episodes past, shared stories from when they were young, and LOTS of sidebars (like Aubree would suuuck on any game show)! Aubree asks Karyn who would replace her on Chick-Lit if she bites the dust (Spoiler: it's NOT Sarah Michelle Gellar), & Karyn doesn't believe that Matthew Gray Gubler is a real name 🤦♀️😂 Come on down, grab a drink, & have a laugh as Karyn & Aubree try to focus on the positives (2020...2020-11-061h 31Chick-Lit1.12: THE FINAL CHAPTER: "Girl, It's Derby Day, & This Tastes Like Vinegar & Toilet Water!"IT'S THE FINAL CHAPTER Y'ALL! *airhorn* Karyn & Aubree discuss which Sanderson Sister they would be, Karyn gushes about her wedding (SHE'S A MARRIED LADY, Y'ALL), Aubree shares a little about her medical journey of finding out what's wrong with her leg, & Aubree almost convinces Karyn that she went to school with Neil deGrasse Tyson 😂. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE. Karyn & Aubree did, and you should be like them (and voooooote, did we mention that?)! 🤦♀️ Meanwhile, Mia recounts her night at the dance after she told Josh what for! MICHAEL MOSCOVITZ WENT TO THE DANCE! Every slow dance they dance together, and every fast dance t...2020-10-301h 17Chick-Lit1.11: Mia, He's Fast - He's Gonna Do Hand Stuff At The Dance! (Almost The Finale)Preface: The girls get serious for a little bit and talk about what has been going on in the world with the Black Lives Matter Movement. There are links on our Instagram to donate to help the cause (@chicklitpod). And now... Wazzzzzuuupppp?! (DRINK - Office reference) The chicks are back for a BIG, exciting Episode 11, one away from the Season One FINALE! Karyn and Aubree get things started by reminiscing about Robot Chicken and MORE REVIEWS FROM YOU! Aubree talks about her old movie obsession, Karyn reveals her love of older men 🤷♀️, & Aubree and Karyn both denounce White Diamonds perfume because i...2020-10-231h 33Chick-Lit1.10.5: Karyn Gets Married!Karyn and Aubree elope????!!! A girl can dream... ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/chicklit Buy Us A Coffee: buymeacoffee.com/chicklitpod Merch: https://chick-lit-podcast.crea... Leave The Chicks a Voicemail: 984-212-48082020-10-1601 minChick-Lit1.10: Next, On The Powder Puff Girls - What Happens When Ya Get Out-Douched By a DoucheThe chicks are back with Episode 10, holy toledo! Karyn & Aubree talk about International Podcast Month and read more amazing reviews from y'all 🥰 What's going on in the world? Ron Jeremy is gross (obvi). We get sad about Chadwick Boseman 😔 Jerry Falwell Jr. (PRESIDENT OF YO BUTT) got cucked... and somehow, Ashlee Simpson makes an appearance?! The girls find MORE Princess Di differences in their books, and Karyn figures out that it's the POWER PUFF GIRLS 😂👑 Meanwhile, Mia gets chatted up by THE Josh Richter at their locker, and flips out on Grandmere when "learning" to deal with the press - when she fin...2020-10-091h 16Chick-Lit1.09: Can You Even DO The Charleston? Don't Catch The Crack, an ASMR FailureWelcome back, it's episode 9! Aubree reveals one of her biggest fears, and tells Karyn she still is confused about what ASMR is. Crocs are still a serious debate in 2020. Aubree is shocked and appalled that there are even more distinct differences between her book and Karyn's (PRINCESS DI, WE LOVE YOU). A bad reenactment of Twilight happens, and there are regrets... 👑 Meanwhile, Mia deals with the aftermath of everyone finding out she's the heir to the Genovian throne, Lana (motherfuckin) Wineberger and JOSH RICHTER sit with her at lunch, and we couldn't be more proud of Mia for standing her gro...2020-10-021h 11Chick-Lit1.08: Oh, We've GOT YOU, Genovian Daddy! Get Your Quick-Quotes Quill Ready, Sally StruthersEpisode 8 is a doozy! Karyn and Aubree share their first couple of reviews and messages from YOU, and talk about what not to do in an emergency situation. Pat Buchanan can suck it, and Putin... if you're listening, the chicks had no idea you loved the same books, now stop spying on this podcast! Karyn makes Aubree laugh so hard she cries, and reveals her bitterness for HBO's new app that has the rights to all the South Park episodes. 👑 Meanwhile, Mia finds out that Lilly has a date to the Cultural Diversity Dance, and talks to Michael about Lilly's boy...2020-09-251h 14Chick-Lit1.07: I Don't Run Anywhere Except For My Life... so SUCK IIIIT, LANA!Karyn and Aubree reminisce about their Twilight Viewing Parties (consisting of just themselves 😂) and how AWFUL CG Twilight Baby looks (get #rathboned). Aubree has to fact check her dumb self (sorry, Yvonne Strahovski!). 👑 Meanwhile, Mia gets a new friend in Tina Hakim Baba, the oil heiress who loves romance novels and ALSO has a body guard! Lana gets snooty toward Tina, and Mia gives her what she deserves- "LANA GOT CONE'D!" Mia takes a quiz about what she's learned in Princess Lessons so far... and is Grandmere a murderer?! 🎤Podcast Plugs: "Scientology: Fair Game" with Leah Remini and Mike Rind...2020-09-1858 minChick-Lit1.06: Week Old Limes Are Fine... Just Don't Go Near Mr. Stewart's DeskThe chicks are officially in the middle of the first season of breaking down "The Princess Diaries"! In this episode, Karyn & Aubree read off Mia's essay, "The 10 Women I Admire Most In The World" - and investigate a couple of the ladies listed (including Leola Mae Harmon). Karyn and Aubree talk about their adventures on the Titanic Exhibit (did they live or die?). 👑 Poor Mia gets forced into a make over from Grandmere. Lilly rips into her for changing herself. 🥂Drink of the Day: Technically margaritas, but the Chicks bought Flybird Baja Lime Margarita Agave Wine instead... 😬...2020-09-111h 04Chick-Lit1.05: You Say Tomato, I Say KeanuIn episode 5, Karyn and Aubree learn the difference between DSL internet and DSLs, reveal their embarrassing original AIM screen names from the early AOL days, and have deep discussions about Keanu Reeves and his acting abilities. 👑 Meanwhile, Mia tries to navigates her way through being a princess with Grandmere now in town - and how that might affect her friendship with Lilly. 🍻Drink of the Day: Hornitos Tequila & Corona beer (because Corona, duh) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chickl...2020-09-041h 23Chick-Lit1.04: Norman the Foot Fetishist, Dial Up Internet, & John Lithgow Selling Out For MinutesIt's episode 4, y'all! The squeaky chair returns, Karyn & Aubree discuss Mia's sleepover adventure at Lilly's, as well as Lilly's stalker problem with Norman, who is a foot fetishist! 10-10-321 makes Aubree feel hella old, and the chicks dissect Michael, Mia and Lilly's Apocalypse Procreate for Humanity game 🌶❤ 🍸Drink of the Day: Brandy & Coke (The Chicks) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/chicklit Buy Us A...2020-08-281h 04Chick-Lit1.03: Neve Campbell, Daddy Don, and the Guy From LostIt's been a minute for the girls to record together (and they missed each other)! Karyn gives rapping a try, the chicks discuss their newfound discovery of "Party of 5", & that one guy from "Lost"! 👑 If they were in Mia's shoes, would they have been happy about being told they were moving to Genovia? 🍸Drink of the Day: Sidecars - FINALLY (The Chicks) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.info@gmail.com...2020-08-211h 09Chick-Lit1.02: Renaldo vs. Renaldi, the Great DivideWelcome, welcome, to episode 2! The chicks try to remember how to do Algebra and fail miserably (that darn FOIL method), and fantasize about living in a matriarchy. Karyn & Aubree discuss what there is to do (if anything) in the current global pandemic- and Aubree SWEARS Karyn will walk down the aisle to the Genovian National Anthem! 🍻Drink of the Day: Delicious Local Cider (The Chicks) ************* If you want to support The Chicks, check out their Social Media: Website: https://linktr.ee/chicklit Instagram: @chicklitpod Twitter: @chicklitpod Gmail: Chicklit.podcast.inf...2020-08-1458 minChick-Lit1.01: Smelling Josh Richter in the Privacy of Our Own HomeWelcome to Chick-Lit! The chicks are so glad you're here. In this episode, Karyn and Aubree introduce themselves, talk about Meg Cabot's entire life story, and begin dissecting "The Princess Diaries", book one. The ongoing theme you'll hear throughout our future episodes is, "don't listen to this, mom!" 🤷♀️😂 Aubree reveals her hatred for a composer for one of the Harry Potter movies, & the chicks desperately need Mandy Moore to call them to be back up singers for her! Drinking game: drink every time we make a reference to "The Office"! 🍻Drink of the Day: "Sour Monkey" from Victory Brewing (The Ch...2020-08-071h 23