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White SlaveryEPISODE 65: " BIG CHERRIES " 🍒As of today I am the proud owner of 2 homemade butt plugs, made by a Berkeley white woman, who's boyfriend is arab but looks Puerto Rican. The only way this could get any more Bay Area is if I put these inna veggie burrito and shoved it up my butt Enjoy the ep, we had fun last making itRATENAND REVIEW US! WE NEED THE SUPPORT Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea WS LINE (415)949-01282022-01-131h 12
White SlaveryEPISODE 64: " I GOT CLEAN DRAWLS "Murahd is slowly becoming a good comedian and *nobody likes it.Some punk ass muthafucka threw a rock threw my window , was it aangry cumtown fan from last year, and angry girl I dated, or a Tenderloin bum? Listen and help us find out who's culprit God dammit ( shakes fist at the cloudy San Francisco sky )* KaseemMurahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley White Slavery line (415) 949-01282022-01-061h 19
White SlaveryEPISODE 63: "MAUI MIKE"Murahd went to Hawaii for a week and came back a tanned republican. Enjoy muthafuckas Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea2021-12-3059 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 62: " TEENAGE RUNAWAY "(W/ ROSEBUD BAKER)Here's our conversation with Rosebud Baker. Check out her debut comedy special " Whiskey Fists " streaming right now on Comedy Central DigitalSorry about my audio. Murahd and Rosie's are on point Rosebud- @rosebudbaker Kaseem - @kaseembentleyMurahd - @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea2021-12-231h 13
White SlaveryEPISODE 61: " ADDERALL" 🔷️Thank god for drugs...legal drugsEnjoy2021-12-1651 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 60: "$TOOL FUCKER $OCIETY"Murahd didn't think this ep was this funny because we had a heartfelt talk about where are lives are at and where were going. We also get into touch on some ( some!)news worthy stuff. I think it was one of our best eps in a while. You tell us what you think good melinateded and peach colored peoples at (415) 949-0128 or hit us on the grizzam @whiteslaverypodcast Murahd doesn't sleep a lot, so I don't trust a damb thing his Egyptian ass saysMurahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley2021-12-091h 05
White SlaveryEPISODE 59: " ARAB MUMBLECORE "I think I might have covid ( cue applause break) If I got the Omarion variant ill be fucking shocked. All I did was do 6 shows over the weekend with Hasan Minaj , infront of 3400 people a night, then hang out with hella random people backstage. I dont think it was that, I'm sure it was when Murahd sipped my coffee and didn't tell me. " DATS HOW DEY GIT CHA!!!!!" ( Black Uncle Voice )White Slavery @whiteslaverypodcast PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW US ON ITUNES.It helps in more ways than you know WS Line (415) 949-0128 Kaseem @kaseembentley Murahd @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayarea2021-12-011h 19
White SlaveryEPISODE 58: " TRAGIC MIKE "Im not even gonna type a long description. Sorry were late, its a long story🍁Happy Holidays🚫 Fuck celebrating Native American genocide🧀Stop making mac n cheese a big dealMurahd Shawki @murahdshawki @dopeshowbayareaKaseem Bentley @kaseembentleyWS LINE 415.949.01282021-11-271h 00
White SlaveryEPISODE 58: " TRAGIC MIKE "On my way home tonight I saw a white bum lady throw a slice of sweet potato pie at her black boyfriend. Happy Fucking Thanksgiving!
This episode was fun. Murahd has been officially accepted by the Black comedy community and I am getting into the self help field. We also solve racism, the pandemic and global warming in an hour. So press play and listen as you mentally prepare to see your famalam for the helladaze2021-11-2504 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 57: " FRANKENEGGS "Murahd and I drove back from his big ass show in Santa Cruz and decided to record our talk. We get into white struggle tv shows, Black billionaires, convertibles, Joe Rogan, the death of podcasting, dead body stories, kaseem almost bought a bentley, Murahd coming clean, the power of "Arabing", barking at comedy clubs, and crack rushesMurahd - @murahdshawki , @dopeshowbayareaKaseem - @kaseembentley2021-11-191h 06
White SlaveryEPISODE 57: " FRANKENEGGS "Murahd and I drove back from his big ass show in Santa Cruz and decided to record our talk. We get into white struggle tv shows, Black billionaires, convertibles, Joe Rogan, the death of podcasting, dead body stories, kaseem almost bought a bentley, Murahd coming clean, the power of "Arabing", barking at comedy clubs, and crack rushes
Murahd - @murahdshawki , @dopeshowbayarea
Kaseem - @kaseembentley2021-11-1822 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 56: " ZAC SAFFRON "We're back to posting the god damn ground breaking show on time until we find a way to fuck it up again. Murahd and I booked and busy 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾 but were making it work like two recently divorced parents. Get into this ep, our melinated minds really joined forces 🇧🇬🤜💥🧠💥🤛🏿🇺🇸on this tiiiiiiiiing Murahd @ dopeshowbayarea @murahdshawkiKaseem - @kaseembentley White Slavery @whiteslaverypodcastWS Line ☎️ (415)949-01282021-11-111h 07
White SlaveryEPISODE 55: " I WAS TRICKED "Murahd finally watched Chappelle's special. If you only watched 15 minutes of it skip this ep, watch The Closet for Christ sakes, then come back to our caliente takes on good ole D-A-V-EMurahd @dopeshowbayarea Kaseem @kaseembentley2021-11-0543 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 54: " SINGLE DAD GOALS " ( WITH AMY MILLER )This week Amy Miller @amymiller ( Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central, Epix ) is our special guest. We hate having guest via zoom but Amy is a pro and delivered like Dominos. This ep is great, she's great, White Slavery is great and America is great......again * throws red hat in the air*•Follow Murahd at @ dopeshowbayarea •Check out Kaseem with Hasan Minhaj November 26-28 at the Masonic AuditoriumWhiteslaverypod.com WS Line (415) 949-01282021-10-281h 31
White SlaveryEPISODE 53: " THAT'S PROGRESSIVE DUDE!" (WITH JAMES MWAURA)Our friend comedian/all around smart guy James Mwuara comes by to talk with Murahd about everything. This episode is super retarded-dumb doo doo dollaz funny. Sit back, make sure your air pods got enough juice and get into this great conversation between these 2 young lions.....YOUNG MONEY Follow Murahd at @dopeshowbayarea for stand up showsCatch me with Hasan Minhaj Nov 26-28th at the Masonic Auditorium🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿2021-10-221h 30
White SlaveryEPISODE 52: " BAD TEETH "We back. This ain't like last weeks uploading Lupe Fiasco. Shouts to our editor Andrew DeLeon ( @andrew.de.leon )for busting his ass almost every week with the cuts, scratches, mixes and matches. Make sure you support Murahd at @dopeshowbayarea and if you're im San Jose peep my guy with Damon Wayans at the San Jose ImprovCatch me October 19th with Amy Miller at the SF Punchline and with Hasan Minhaj 11/26-28 at The Masonic2021-10-1457 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 51: " MASAN HINHAJ "Murahd is back from (L)ove (A)llah and he didn't come back a bigger asshole * crowd cheers* . Big tings are happening for the 🔗 💲lave 🅱️oyz 🔗, make sure you check out murahds shows at @dopeshowbsyarea and my dumb ass on Oct.16th at Milk Bar ( Special Pop Up Show) and opening a few shows for Hasan Minhaj on Nov 26-282021-10-081h 24White SlaveryEPISODE 51: " MASAN HINHAJ "Murahd is back from (L)ove (A)llah and he didn't come back a bigger asshole * crowd cheers* . Big tings are happening for the 🔗 💲lave 🅱️oyz 🔗, make sure you check out murahds shows at @dopeshowbsyarea and my dumb ass on October 16th at Milk Bar in SF (Special Pop Up Show) and opening a few shows for Hasan Minhaj on Nov 26-282021-10-081h 24
White SlaveryEPISODE 51: " MASAN HINHAJ "Murahd is back from (L)ove (A)llah and he didn't come back a bigger asshole * crowd cheers* . Big tings are happening for the 🔗 💲lave 🅱️oyz 🔗, make sure you check out murahds shows at @dopeshowbsyarea and my dumb ass on Oct.16th at Milk Bar ( Special Pop Up Show) and opening a few shows for Hasan Minhaj on Nov 26-282021-10-071h 02
White SlaveryEPISODE 50: " KID CAPRI SUN "We did it....50 EPISODES! We've come a long way babyNow we just need to do another fifty then we can blow our brains out***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT****OCTOBER 24TH , 7 - 9PM @ MILK BAR DARNELL HOSTED BY WHITE SLAVERY FREE $HOWSTAND UPINTERVIEWS VIDEOSNUDE WOMENGUNS DRUGSAND GIVEAWAYSCOME THRU AND EXPERIENCE THE BEST LIVE SHOW SINCE THE JIM JONES MASSACRE OR COMIC RELIEF 892021-09-231h 02
White SlaveryEPISODE 49: " SQUEEB! " WITH ANDREW OROLFOThis week Murahd and I sit down and suck up to Andrew Orolfo. He's funny ( really funny ) and kinda filipino ( that's panny). Follow Andrew on Instagram and catch his from Comedy Central 14 Comics You Should Know " on October 5thhttps://instagram.com/andrew_orolfo?utm_medium=copy_linkhttps://youtu.be/HRC1PIS0G5M2021-09-161h 17
White SlaveryEPISODE 49 " SQUEEB! " WITH ANDREW OROLFOEPISODE 49 " SQUEEB! " WITH ANDREW OROLFO by Kaseem Bentley2021-09-161h 17
White SlaveryEPISODE 49: "MEATY THUGZ" PART II WITH ROY WOOD JR.**cue horns** The Slavery Boyz are bike with part dos of our award winning conversation with the illustrious Roy Wood Jr. We covered a lot so we're not gonna bother you with a rundown. Sit in your dumbass cubicle or next to your dumbass ass baby, get into the ep, and do it like its your bday....audibly2021-09-081h 08
White SlaveryEPISODE 48: " MEATY THUGZ " WITH ROY WOOD JR.Roy Wood Jr. ( The Daily Show, Comedy Central) was out guest this episode and it was pretty bad. We really need to start booking better guys but he begged us and paid us. We get into A LOT in this ep, so much we split our sit down into 2 episodes. Get into this audio bumrush for the next 114 minutes and come back next Wednesday for part dos. STOP PLAYIN WITH US 🤜🏾💥2021-09-021h 14
White SlaveryEPISODE 47: " BURGER KANG "*taps microphone* " Brothas and Sistas.... Milk crates are killing the Black community " RUNDOWN:•MURAHD NEEDS A MEDITATION RETREAT •BLACK COMEDY SHOWS AT WHITE CLUBS•THE POWER OF WOMEN STAYING AWAY FROM MEN•FOCUSING ON "YOU?" IN YOUR TWENTIES•TIK TOK WHITE GIRLS•MURAHDS PLAYER PHASE•ASIANS ARE THE FUTURE WHITES•PITCH: AI COMEDIAN•IS MURAHD A OPENER OR FEATURE?•WHITE SLAVERY NEWS2021-08-261h 01
White SlaveryEPISODE 46: " WILLIAM HURT LOCKER "The Taliban is back and Talib Kweli isn't....god ain't real* Update* WHITE SLAVERY LIVE SHOW COMING SOONRUNDOWN:USING PEOPLES ASHES AS SPICESKASEEM GREENROOM ETTIQUETE GUIDE MURAHD VS BOOKERS CHICO, CACOMEDY LIVE SHOW PITCH SESSIONWHITE SLAVERY NEWS2021-08-191h 13
White SlaveryEPISODE 45: " JUST THE CALVES "*Black Jerry Seinfeld speak* " Whats the deal with these white people not washing there fuckin kids? "RUNDOWN:CORNER STORE REPORT LAYS NEW CHIP FLAVORSGOOD FEETMURAHD ON SHROOMSMURAHD WEEKEND AS COMEDY CLUB OPENERLIFE SKILLS: WHEN AND WHEN NOT TO BE ALL BUSINESSSOCIOLOGY: WHITE PEOPLE AND SHOWERINGKASEEM JUMPING BACK INTO STAND UP....MAYBE?....I THINK SO??NEW RAVE THEORY2021-08-131h 18
White SlaveryEPISODE 44: " LEAVE MURAHD ALONE "Murahd is back from LA and he didn't get canceled or molested by Kevin Spacey. There's always next time buddyRUNDOWN:NBA TRADESSIMONE BILESADDERAL MURAHDS MENTAL HEALTH UPDATEMURAHD LA TRIPWHITE SLAVERY ANNOUNCEMENT2021-08-0559 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 43: " DICK MEAT " [ FEAT. JAMAR NEIGHBORS]Kaseem and Murahd sit down for a good time with LA wild cowboy Jamar Neighbors ( Joe Rogan, Roast Battle, Keanu, Comedy Store ), we get into bathing, sex with lady comics, diamond toe rings, jamars art, his future, not giving a fuck about pronouns, it went everywhere! Fuck your family, job, and get into this 80 minutes of heaven2021-07-281h 22
White SlaveryEPISODE 42 " MOE ROGAN "Hey sports fans....... whos ready for some whiiiiiiiiiiiteassssssssss raaaaacism * crowd roars*RUNDOWN:MURAHD GOES TO THE GUNSHOWCONOR MCGREGORBEN & JERRY'S IS MAKING US GAYDEVIATED SEPTUMSBLACK ENGLAND SOCCER PLAYERS FACE RACISMLEWIS HAMILTONZAILIA AVANT-GARDE CONSPIRACYKASEEM GIVES MURAHD A SPELLING BEETHE BOYS ARE IN SELLING MODEICE CREAM FLAVORS DEBATE2021-07-1559 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 41: VOICEMAIL EPISODE #3🎵🎶 The voicemails are back / And you know they can never be wack 🎶🎵RUNDOWN:MURAHD VS IRANARE YOU A THREESOME GUY?EGG BITES BENTLEY MATURE LADIES LOVE MURAHDVOICEMAILS2021-07-091h 07
White SlaveryEPISODE 40 " BIG DEAL BENTLEY "Mom........ is dad (gulp) GHEY?RUNDOWN:CUBACOCAINE & AQUARIUMSPLANTS KASEEMS APPEARANCE ROY WOOD JR JOB FAIR PODCASTGAY SHIT30 DILDOS STORYWHITE PEOPLE GET ANYTHING ON TVKASEEM DAD MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN A HOMOSEXUAL SEX CLUBS AND FESTIVALS GAY PORNWATERMELON MURAHD2021-07-011h 08
White SlaveryEPISODE 39: " MATCHA MAN RANDY SAVAGE "This episode was supposed to be voicemail ep but we were in a girlie mood on Tuesday. Fellas! You might wanna hang back on this one because this week Kaseem and Murahd are STRICKLY for the ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez RUNDOWN:WRESTLING, WRASLIN, AND MORE WRRRRRRESTLEEENG!KASEEM IS THE BLACK FRANK CALIENDOJAPANESE AND TELENOVA WRESTLINGMURAHD AND KASEEM ARE GOING ON A DATE RACIST PORN, WRESTLING CHARACTERSTHE BEAUTY OF BLACKED.COMMURAHD AKA " MR. SLEEPY "2021-06-241h 01
White SlaveryEPISODE 38 " WE'RE IN $ELLING MODE "Murahd and I did a "thing" for a "thing?". Its pretty fucking good. Listen to it, absorb it, love it, make love to it, tape yourself making love and send it whiteslaverypod@gmail.com or 415.949.01282021-06-171h 22
White SlaveryEPISODE 37 " BLACK BART SIMPSON "One of these days Murahd and I are gonna "fight fight"2021-06-101h 13
White SlaveryEPISODE 36 " DEATH , TAXES, & BRAD PITT "RUNDOWN:VOICEMAILS CATCHING UPWHITE BROTHERHOODNEW GAME " WHICH WHITE PERSON IS BETTER" AKA WHITE VERZUZ•BRAD PITT VERZUZ MARTHA STEWART •TOMMY HILFIGER VERZUZ ED HARDY • VLADIMIR PUTIN VERZUZ KEVIN SPACEY • WHITE POLITICIAN VERZUZ WHITE LAWYERMORE VOICEMAILS2021-06-0352 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 35 " EVERYBODY'S ON THE LIST "I'm seriously thinking about raising a child by myself. My first choice is a white one.........for "experimental" purposes. If you have the 🔌hmu @ 415 949-0128. K thx byeeeeRUNDOWN:MOLESTION MOVIESMURAHDS "WANTED" LISTBUSINESS AND THE GOLF COURSE THE WHITE SLAVERY SHIT LIST 2021WHITE WOMAN RESEARCH CALL TO @GOGOMAYMAYKASEEM & MURAHD TAKE THE QUESTION TEST2021-05-271h 23
White SlaveryEPISODE 34 " PAUL SCHMOONEY "LeBron James beating The Warriors last night was the best thing for San Francisco since Rice-A-Roni and booty sex RUNDOWN: THE WARRIORS SACRAMENTO RIP PAUL MOONEYVOICEMAIL MAILS CALL BACKSLAZY CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER2021-05-201h 10
White SlaveryEPISODE 33 " ABORIGINE & FITCH "Another day, another successful white guy comedian saying something racist. * Kaseem cues Law & Order sound effect* RUNDOWN:TONY HINCLIFFE THE WAR BETWEEEN THE COMEDY LEFT AND COMEDY ALT RIGHTTIFFANY HADDISH TAKING OVER THE ELLEN SHOWJERRY SEINFELDS BEEF WITH BOBCAT GOLDTHWAITKASEEMS BAD WEEKEND WITH BOBCATTHE HISTORY OF SF TOUGH GUY COMICSVOICE MAIL: NIGGER DOG2021-05-141h 10White SlaveryEPISODE 33 " ABORIGINE & FITCH "EPISODE 33 " ABORIGINE & FITCH " by Kaseem Bentley2021-05-141h 10
White SlaveryEPISODE 32 " DAS DOOKIE " ( THE B-DAY SHOW )A lot is happening this week for the boys. Murahd and I are birthday is Friday, its the 2 year anniversary of my comedy album LAKEVIEW ( Blonde Medicine), and my diarrhea is finally gone. It's a celebration bitches. One more thing its a short, its our present to you RUNDOWN:ITS A PARTY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAYKASEEM GOT BEEF WITH MURAHDPHONE CHECK HOMIE GETTING MARRIED?WEIRD SEX BEING ALONE VS HAVING A FRIENDS FUTURE PLANS2021-05-0640 min
White SlaveryEPISODE 31 " DOOBIE HOWSER "Its babies first zoom episode. Shout out to diarrhea for making it happen! RUNDOWN:KASEEMS BUTT PROBLEMSTIKKI ASSALA STORY IS MURAHDS A TRAUMA SPONGE LIFE SKILLS ADVICEAIRPORT COMICSJORDAN PETTERSONPIMPS NOT GETTING HIGH WITH KASEEM2021-04-291h 22
White SlaveryEPISODE 30: " DARC MARON "I almost ended the podcast today but I'm cool...............................FOR NOW!!!!!! ( Cue Law and Order SVU sound effects)RUDOWN:LITTLE DICKS THE DEPRESSING WORLD OF BLACK PODSRIP BLACK ROB CDC RACISM ARTICLEPOWER WHITESASIANS AND DRY CLEANERSFLAVORED DRUGSSTEAK OR VACCINE 7 LAYER DIPSHANK AARONAFRICAN-AMERICANS VS. THE VACCINETHE REAL WORLD: MEN OF COLOR MARRYING WHITE WOMEN2021-04-221h 15
White SlaveryEPISODE 29 " MEGHAN SPARKLE " ( VOICEMAIL EPISODE 2 )Theres a lot going on with WHITE SLAVERY and 🇺🇸. Rahdy Rich moved to Berkeley, I've started an Only Fans (mostly feet pics 🦶🏿) to afford the Uber X's to Berkeley. Johnson & Johnsons vaccine is giving people wutdabloodclots (lord have murcy), DMX died, and the shooting of Duane Wright in Minnesota....WUT..DA...FOOK! It's gonna be sad summer, but thank Black Jesus it's gonna be a #whiteboysummer. Enjoy our voicemail episode numero dos. We had fun with this bad boy2021-04-151h 34
White SlaveryEPISODE 28: " END OF A NEW ERA "We got the call guys and we're moving to Austin. RUNDOWN:FAREWELL TO STUDIO 17SWEET POTATO SPICE DMXMURAHD TRANS REBRAND BET UNCUTCONCERT MEMORIES CALIFORNIA REOPENING COVID FEARS NEW COMEDY GOALS CHECK IN2021-04-081h 45
White SlaveryEPISODE 27 " #QuitHazingTheseAsians "It's OFFICIAL were a thing https://www.sfgate.com/characters/article/SF-comedian-kaseem-bentley-flyers-race-16056002.phpMore articles. More life. More podcastingRUNDOWN:#STOPASIANHATETHE SF HOMELESS PROBLEMUNDERSTANDING THE PATHWAYS TO CONSERVATISMLEVELING UP AS "BUSINESS" NOT "BIDNESS" MENTHE ONLY BLACK PERSON AT A WHITE PARTYOPEY WAKA FLACKA FLAMEEXPLODEITISCAR FULLA " DUN DUN DUNS"MOVIE PITCH : A WORLD WITHOUT WHITE PEOPLE2021-04-011h 46
White SlaveryEPISODE 26 " BEIGE DIAMONDS ""BOYS BOYS BOYS BOYS".............Anglo Saxon Sad Boy/Comedian/White Slavery met with Murahd and I to edit some videos. After we were he forced us to record a episode with him. We were scared as fuck but it came out really good. Take a listenRUNDOWN:•INTRODUCING DARC MARON • GUESS THAT ANDREW?• " BOYS! " ( TACKS NO GIRLS ALLOWED SIGN )• DR. KASEEM GIVES LIFE ADVICE•" BOYS! BOYS! " ( BECOME BLOOD BROTHERS )• ARABS ON TELEVISION• " BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!" ( WATCH A PORN ON VHS )• ACID STORIES• BOYS! BOYS! ( WE FIX A CAR & KILL A CAT) BOYS! BOYS• WHITE SLAVERY UPDATES• " BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! BOYS! "( WE JOIN Qnon)2021-03-241h 15
White SlaveryEPISODE 25 " MUSICAL BITCOIN "WE GOT THE EPISODE IN LATE. SORRRRRRRY! IVE BEEN BUSY SELLING FAKE VACCINES AND MURAHDS GOT A NEW LADYFRIEND. SOMETIMES LIFE FUCKS LIFE ( AND MOST IMPORTANTLY PODCAST SCHEDULES UP). RUNDOWN:KROGER ROB FORDLOLA BUNNY BOBBY MCFERRIN/MADISON MCFERRININTERRACIAL MARRIAGEBLACK PEOPLE AND HAPPINESSHASSAN MINHAJ HAIR GUYS & HOOKAH BARSBUMS VS SMART KIDS STORYLONDON BREEDPERSIAN UBER GIRL SCANDAL RICH NATIVE AMERICANSNEW DEVELOPMENTS WITH WHITE SLAVERY KASEEM'S COVID FEARS2021-03-181h 27
White SlaveryEPISODE 24 " TAKING IT TO APPLEBEES " (THE VOICE-MAIL EP)THIS IS THE FIRST OF MANY VOICE-MAIL EPISODESENJOY IT OR DONT....WE DID....OR DIDNT WE?!?!?!RUNDOWN:MURAHDS CHAIN UPDATE THE COST BENEFIT ANALYSIS OF BEING YOURSELF STOCKTON HAS INVADED TIK TOKVOICE-MAILS2021-03-111h 24
White SlaveryEPISODE 23 " MAGNUM T.I. "We recorded a bad episode earlier than night so we had come back SKRONG FOR DEEZ PODCAST SKREETZ.Heres the rundown:MO BETTA MURAHD IS CARDI B. THE NEW ALEX JONES? THE BLESSED AND HIGHLY FAVORED LIFE OF BIRDMANFREDDIE GIBBS ON JOE ROGANTOP 5 RAPPERS THE CAN BE COMEDIANS LIST ADAM CURTIS SHOUT OUTS2021-03-031h 01
White SlaveryEpisode 22: " SIMP TO PIMP "Kaseem and Murahd are officially friends ((cue audience applause)) next episode were cutting each others fingers and becoming blood brothers. I'm not exactly sure but I think that'll also make us pirus. This episode was hella informative if you're trying to be less of broke boy...or my case a broke non binary. Here's the rundown: FIRST FRIDAYS IN OAKLAND CRYING TALK SHOW HOSTSTIK TOK KASEEM IS WORRIED ABOUT MURAHD HOW ANNOYING WEED ADDICTS CAN BEEARN YOUR LEISURE ON THE BREAKFAST CLUBINVESTINGLLCCLUBHOUSE PIMP SELF HELPMALE ACCOUNTABLILITYKEVIN SAMUELSROBERT PATTERSON2021-02-251h 32
White SlaveryJUMBO DOLMAS (Shortie No Mass Bonus Ep)If you're gonna catch covid from outdoor dinning on Valentines Day at least get it from a fine meal. Jalapeño Poppers shouldn't be the reason why your wife won't grow old with her husband.This was a 20 minute banger. Enjoy the special ep....and Happy Pedophiles day you 95%ers ---> https://www.instagram.com/tv/CLQabJyDTbW/?igshid=lyifaopz8pn22021-02-1519 minWhite SlaverySHAKIRA BUTT TRUTHERThe recorded pods are almost 100% as the warms up! Kaseem and Murahd are Superbowl Tom Brady Tampa COVID!COVID!COVID....AND MORE COVID!Vaccine updatesMiddle Eastern skin regimens A debate over Shakiras buttMurahds date has a surprise ending Van Jones on The ViewValentines Day plans2021-02-101h 25White SlaveryBuild-A-Bear(The Gay Kind)Its sad Cicely Tyson died because she never got to do the#bussitchallenge on Tik Tok2021-02-041h 30White SlaveryORDERING MATURE PORNIt was raining when we recorded so this episode is gonna feel very cozy ( and at a few times very funny) So wrap yourself in your favorite Hermes blankie ( or clan robe, we don't descriminate!) make a fresh cup of coffee (? or tea if you're annoying!)sit back on your futon and enjoy this negro genius.No rundown this week, I read they don't make people listen. Just shake the dice on us and take a gamble for once in your life! Peace ( Japanese girl holding up two fingers) 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚IG / whiteslaverypodcast whiteslaverypod.com 415 949-0128 Cashapp $WHITESLAVERYPOD2021-01-281h 37White Slavery* BLASTERIX *Happier than a Nigerian selling $20 bootleg Biden/Harris shirts the boys are back like air fryed crack!!!! Murahd and I get into a lot in under 90 minutes! ( the episodes will be shorter from now on I SWEAR 🙏🏿). All the episodes are great but I'm really happy with this one. Here's the runny...downy ⤵️Catching up Murahds experience with covidCovid on Tinder/ Tinder in heaven & hellmaskless homeless people Keto pickle juiceRanch dressingKaseem gives Murahd a lifeskills assessment Rich people and socks"Alt White Girls"White women and showeringTeen B.O.Is the internet benefiting or damaging our youths intelligence The power and proble...2021-01-211h 23White SlaveryRed Sheeran ( The Certified Loverboy Murahd mix )This episode is the last of the backlog while I was trying to find a new editor, so if you're wondering why were talking about Thanksgiving stop racking your caffeine filled brains. Here's the rundownDave ChapelleThe VaccineGavin NewsomMurahd's epic date with a ollllllllllder womanGay Masseuse StoryKaseem taps back into former selfThanksgiving stories Holidays and interracial couplesThe official Black Thanksgiving songHomeless Holiday food fight storyGet into this episode, we're hear to motivate then procrastinate theeeen dominate l!!!!!Also here's a special video link to White Slavery's appearance this week on @andrew_orolfo Twitch show. ⤵️The Problematic Stream?!? featuring WHITE SLAVERYhttp://www.twit...2021-01-141h 40White Slavery"You Busy Right Now?" featuring @sendiriforeverKaseem has spent covid becoming a success from podcasting and managing Only Fans, not like the rest of you lovers who weren't born to hustle. Like most hustlers it can get lonely at the top so Kaseem looks for a "lockdown lady". We also get into the Alien art in Utah, Common and Laura Dearn, CSI vs Law & Order, Murahd's binge list, Bob Ross, and wonders does Gangnam Style Singer PSY look downsy or regular?"I listened to the ep twice.....it's funny, sexy, and most importantly consensual.Note 1/8/2020: We had to edit out of the interviews from the original...2021-01-071h 07
White SlaveryFrotcast X White SlaveryFrotcast x White Slavery, the collab! On this week’s crossover episode of the Frotcast and the White Slavery podcast, Kaseem Bentley and Murahd Shawki join Matt and Vince for a lively conversation about the latest peliculas and noticias celebridad. Oops, I seem to have slipped into my native tongue there. You’ll have to pardon me, it’s just that my parents retired in Ethpaña.That’s right, we’re discussing this week’s funniest story: that Alec Baldwin’s wife has been calling herself “Hilaria” and telling people she was born in Spain when apparently she was actually born in Ma...2020-12-311h 39White SlaverySANTA CLAUS WAS A PIRU 👌🏿( Holiday Episode) feat. @GivethNoCarethMerrrrrry Holidays to you and your parentage ( Hacky African accent ). Kaseem and Murahd get into the spirit with a special holiday show. The guys into the gift/curse of balls, the rebranding of The Nation Of Islam, bail bondsman, AA24 hats, the power of prayer, Christmas memories, Black divorce, interracial dating and the holidays ,sad Xmas comedy shows and figuring out where we should move to in 2021. As a added bonus we delve deep into the world of Only Fans and make a bold business proposition to @GivethNoCareth. Have a good Christmas or Kwanzaa people. None of it is real...2020-12-271h 59White Slavery(DSP) Drake Socialist Party 💥feat. David Gborie & Chris Riggins💥Murahd and Kaseem aka the "Backlog Boys" cover the beauty and horror that is Good Times, A new app called SLVRY, and Ayesha " The Blasian Blonde Bomber "Curry vs The World, we also call @chrisrigginscomedy about his new podcast/culinary event series new Dope Dinners with @jarobowhite from A Tribe Called Quest and a nice looooong call with @coolguyjokes87. Its a good episode, we got sound effects n' shit now. A negroid is moving up like George and Weezy2020-12-231h 43White SlaveryCutty Bangs For Kids (Washing Dishes Ep)Producer/Engineer @murahdshawki is breaking all the covid-19 and is hooking up with every bay area transplant in the 7x7. Before he contracts the ROe vs. Wade we get into me being tired/washed, some love /comedy advice, pigeons, Mike Tyson and Lil Bossie, voting, and a call with SF HJIC @sake1derful.2020-12-141h 33White SlaveryEpisode 7: Fascist Bronson🎶🎵Out on bail, fresh out of SoundCloud jail, California streamin'🎵🎶After some "technical?" difficulties Kaseem and Murahd are back. The guys get into Phillip Anderson gettin banked on by Queen Antifa in SF, young black Republicans, maga hip hop, and a call to Nato Green. White Slavery Line 415 949 01282020-12-111h 53
White SlaveryTHE CUMTOWN EXPERIENCEKaseem biggity biggity biggity( 4 Tay voice) breaks down his appearance on Cum Town in November2020-11-181h 12White SlaveryEpisode 5 - BUILT ON S@FETY(Insert picture of Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Donald Trump and Mike Pence getting rammed by a four ended dildo) I was dog tired from work but thanks to the miracle of coffee and Bangs caffeine candy I was pulled out greatness like when Jordan scored 63 with a hangover.2020-10-161h 27White SlaveryEpisode 4: @n @bund@nce of C@utionA woman who left me went on Instagram and subbed me because I never voted. Well she was wrong because during our relationship she was treating me poorly and my homegirl Femi and her stud partner voted to whoop her ass. I being the righteous benevolent brotha I am vetoed this and she didnt get stomped out in Burbank. This wasn't about voting and more about flexing my pull in the Black dyke community. Producer Murahd and pulled political magic outta asses on this episode. We sound like liberals but come election time its Kanye 2020 babbbby!2020-10-082h 25White SlaveryEpisode 3: PEYOTE ELOTEDon't call yourself if you're 45 year sk8r. Nobody in your family is excited because you've chosen a life of shredding instead of paying The General. For the best car insurance rates in town call 1800 TONY ALVA IS DEAD AND GROW THE FUCK UP FOR GODS SAKE. This is pretty funny, I had to pee the whole and I suffered at fat ass UTI.2020-10-082h 29White SlaveryEpisode 1: A COVID Spike Lee ProductionIf I die from corona virus it will suck but I won't be super angry. When I got my second test the Eritrean nurse had double g breasts and a tailored outfit. There's no doubt in my mind she has an Instagram page with 314k followers or an Only Fans where she rubs a thermometer ( hopefully sterilized!) over body for $20/month. Podcasting is dumb. Listen to this at work with no speakers since 98% of America works from home until John Cena becomes the president2020-10-082h 25White SlaveryEpisode 2: GOOD KIDD B@DUSSY CITYJermaine is a gay black boys name. No debate. Dont email me! J Cole real name is Jermaine Lamarr Cole, Im sure if you do "Tha Knowledge" he was ironically named after a homosexual buffalo soldier or the man Alvin Ailey's life partner. Its so dumb parents get to name there kids, when I have my interracial child in 2022 we're gonna let him ( no girls, black dudes rock) name himself. We're gonna hold a picture of Lebron James or Swisher Sweet and his negro brain do its magic. This podcast is amazing. we let Marc Maron hear and he almost...2020-10-081h 40