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Game of GroansEp. 97 - HOTD Series and Podcast Wrap-upThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate join together to do a wrap-up of HOTD and the podcast as a whole. They discuss cast interviews, Rotten Tomato scores, a GOT storybook, negronis, fancy dress time, wigs, and nice guys. Additionally, Kate wants thematic symbolism and Emily has feelings about internet spoilers.THANK YOU for joining us on this journey! We love each and every listener so much and appreciate all of your support throughout the life of this podcast. We are not saying goodbye completely and are open to returning to th...
2025-05-061h 57
Game of GroansEp. 96 - HOTD S02E08 The Queen Who Ever Was w/ Jay DavisThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Jay Davis from Super Bracket Bros to talk about the season finale, Episode 8 of Season 2, The Queen Who Ever Was.They discuss horse-mermaids, a chunky recap, men with blue hair, Larys' Swiss bank account, the Fast and Furious movies, The Witcher, rabid lamination, and the Kit Harrington cliff.Additionally, Kate enjoys Tyland being bullied, Jay has strong feelings about the finale, and Emily spirals about the podcast coming to an indefinite end. Music is by Simon Daum.Super B...
2025-04-222h 55
Game of GroansEp. 95 - HOTD S02E07 The Red Sowing w/ Dylan WrenThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Dylan Wren from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers to talk about Episode 7 of Season 2, The Red Sowing.They discuss spoilers for "The Witch" movie, the power of friendship, purebred dogs, the aura of ableism, a dragon arms race, Daemon and his influencer apology, the whisper campaign cloak, and Hamlet.Additionally, Emily finds out who Black Phillip is, Dylan expresses his distaste for Harrenhal this season, and Kate questions not showing a beheading.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming April 22nd...
2025-04-082h 48
Game of GroansEp. 94 - HOTD S02E06 Smallfolk w/ Jason EdwardsThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Jason Edwards to talk about Episode 6 of Season 2, Smallfolk.They discuss where lions live in Westeros, Alicent's gentle parenting, fantasy bullshit & deep lore, Aemond not having enough therapy, Dire Hard Goldenbooks, Larys going into worm mode, and Alicent's backup son.Additionally, Jason questions firing your own mom, Kate makes an additional death prediction, and Emily wonders what Larys wants.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming April 8th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become...
2025-03-252h 43
Game of GroansEp. 93 - HOTD S02E05 Regent w/ Eliah NelsonThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Eliah Nelson from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 5 of Season 2, Regent.They discuss gay marriage in Dorne, the YA spinoff of GOT, ghost confessionals, overstimulating crowds, angry husband vibes, widow wine moms, and actual chaos ladder, and that Daemon is a Kardashian.Additionally, Emily is surprised about the longevity of the Freys, Kate talks about eating dragons, and Eli talks about ice fishing.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming March 25th. Music is by Simon Daum.
2025-03-113h 05
Game of GroansEp. 92 - HOTD S02E04 The Red Dragon and the Gold w/ Sarah SheppardThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Sarah Sheppard to talk about Episode 4 of Season 2, The Red Dragon and the Gold.They discuss the podcast five timers club, The Haunting of Hill House, Sesame Street names, manic pixie dream witches, Jace being bitchy, peak Jim Carrey, the fine line between horny and suspicious, and dragons exploding when they die.Additionally, Sarah finds dragon symbolism, Kate has issues with the recaps, and Emily is worried about the ravens in Harrenhal.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming March 11...
2025-02-252h 00
Game of GroansEp. 91 - HOTD S02E03 The Burning Mill w/ Andrew KimballThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Andrew Kimball from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers to talk about Episode 2 of Season 3, The Burning Mill.They discuss time being irrelevant again, a permanent sneer, Joffrey being the middle child, this episode being poorly written, Dylan's HBO algorithm, Tyland Lannister's character arc, the movie Airplane, and the Amsterdam of Westeros.Additionally, Emily struggles to see Rhaenyra's strong points, Kate questions if anyone could tell the twins apart, and Andrew brings up the possibility of AI writing the episode descriptions.New episodes...
2025-02-112h 24
Game of GroansEp. 90 - HOTD S02E02 Rhaenyra the Cruel w/ NavThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Nav from A Song of Ice and Fire Symposium to talk about Episode 2 of Season 2, Rhaenyra the Cruel.They discuss cathartic arguments, Mark Zuckerberg shark eyes, incredible face acting, too many Aegons, Legos, pop-up video for HOTD, the event coordinators for King's Landing, Jon Snow wannabes, Otto is Regina George, and that marriage is a little bit of pvp.Additionally, Emily describes her continued Hulu commercial saga, Kate forgets Laenor's name, and Nav nerds out about the new intro.New episodes...
2025-01-283h 05
Game of GroansEp. 89 - HOTD S02E01 A Son for a Son w/ Mark MettaThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Mark Metta talk about Episode 1 of Season 2, A Son for a Son.They discuss Hulu with ads, bad news ravens, all blonde kids look the same, Bruce Willis in Red, more weird little guys, the definition of magnanimous, Larys being an introvert, Costco CEO, the return of the crime hoodie, the plot of Harry and the Henderson’s, and Cheese & Blood.Additionally, Emily doesn’t understand geography, Kate has a lot of frowny face notes, and Mark makes dad jokes.New epis...
2025-01-143h 00
Game of GroansDecember Bonus Episode: Last Christmas Movie ReviewThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are still taking time away from "canon" episodes and have watched a holiday movie with a Game of Thrones actress in it. We decide to watch Emilia Clarke's movie, "Last Christmas."They discuss modernizing language can be bad, manic pixie dream boys, Whamageddon, Patti Lupone, Fleabag, suspension of disbelief, and that Chris Pratt isn't funny anymore. Additionally, Emily knows nothing about George Michaels, Kate doesn't agree with coma spirits, and they both plug newer holiday movies they like. New "canon" episodes start in the...
2024-12-172h 05
Game of GroansNovember Bonus Episode: Blind RankingsThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are taking time away from "canon" episodes and just play some games this month in a bonus episode. Emily has created some lists that Kate has to "blind rank" and it gets quite interesting.They discuss actors being hotter than their characters, Dimension 20, award-bait speeches, that Cersei was a victim but still a bad mom, and staying out of cults. Additionally, Kate does a good Bran impression, and Emily doesn't want anyone to @ her.New "canon" episodes start in the new year, watch the f...
2024-11-261h 08
Game of GroansEp. 88 - HOTD S01E10 The Black Queen (Season Finale)This week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about the season finale Episode 10 of Season 1, The Black Queen.They discuss the infamous war table, the Olsen twins, a Dragonstone Hotel, Breath of the Wild, symbolism, how dragon bonding works, jade eggs, and Viserys as a Force ghost.Additionally, Emily thinks the finale was a little anticlimactic, Kate wonders if she should read the books, and they both have a bad feeling about Luke. New HOTD episodes will come back in the new year! Keep an eye out for non-GOT episodes i...
2024-11-052h 37
Game of GroansEp. 87 - HOTD S01E09 The Green Council w/ Eliah NelsonThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Eliah Nelson from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 9 of Season 1, The Green CouncilThey discuss the series was leading up to this episode, all characters are morally grey, the return of weird little guys, Criston's dumb hat, an evil himbo, truth bombs, Mysaria's bad accent, an aggressive crown, and the mythological hippocampus vs the brain hippocampus. Additionally, Emily still didn't get a recap, Kate thinks Alicent needs to get laid, and Eli finds parallels between the first episode and this one.
2024-10-223h 16
Game of GroansEp. 86 - HOTD S01E08 The Lord of Tides w/ NavThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Nav from A Song of Ice and Fire Symposium to talk about Episode 8 of Season 1, The Lord of Tides.They discuss the heavy Season 2 marketing, the war room table, too many swords, Aegon's dream, that there's only one drug in Westeros, fantasy politics, and that Viserys is a great grandfather. Additionally, Emily is uncomfortable saying she likes the series, Kate thinks Rhaenys should have been Queen, and Nav lost respect for Allicent.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming October 22...
2024-10-082h 37
Game of GroansEp. 85 - HOTD S01E07 Driftmark w/ Dylan WrenThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Dylan Wren from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers to talk about Episode 7 of Season 1, Driftmark.They discuss Daemon's unknown age, the very bad night filter, good costume design, questions actually being answered, The Greens sounds like a slur, blood marriages, and that Alicent needs one real friend. Additionally, Emily believes Laenor isn't coming back, Kate wishes the dragons could talk, and Dylan confirms he would be a bad royal.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming October 8th. Music is by...
2024-09-242h 43
Game of GroansEp. 84 - HOTD S01E06 The Princess and the QueenThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 6 of Season 1, The Princess and the Queen.They discuss the Book of Mormon musical, GOT genetics, plain-featured children, female writers, that Alicent is still naive, that Criston Cole is the ultimate nice guy, and that Aegon sucks. Additionally, Emily realizes she has no favorite character, Kate assumes Viserys would have been dead, and they both question how Laena left her entire house while in labor.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming October 24th. Music is by Simon Daum.
2024-09-102h 46
Game of GroansEp. 83 - HOTD S01E05 We Light the Way w/ Jay DavisThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Jay Davis from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 5 of Season 1, We Light the Way.They discuss hibiscus flowers, giant braid crowns, The Witcher series, naive characters, Barbie lore, resting smug face, and intentionally confusing scenes. Additionally, Emily did not anticipate Rhea getting offed, Kate thinks Joffrey is too chill, and Jay compares Criston Cole to Jorah.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming September 10th. Music is by Simon Daum.Super Bracket Bros...
2024-08-272h 33
Game of GroansEp. 82 - HOTD S01E04 King of the Narrow Sea w/ Sarah SheppardThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Sarah Sheppard to talk about Episode 4 of Season 1, King of the Narrow Sea.They discuss Gay Westeros, costume consistencies, small writers rooms, Dragon Riders of Perth series, sexual harassment in the workplace and big Jasmine energy. Additionally, Sarah decides she wants to vacation in King's Landing, and they all agree that Otto Hightower is the worst.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming August 27th. Music is by Simon Daum.Sarah's plug: https://thesecrethistoryofmodernlife.substack.com/...
2024-08-132h 14
Game of GroansEp. 81 - HOTD S01E03 Second of His NameThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 3 of Season 1, Second of His Name.They discuss the confusing title, The Mummy, that a pug would not survive in Westeros, poor communication, hunting trip red flags, dragon genetics and The Wicker Man. Additionally, Emily still finds the crabs hilarious not menacing, Kate thinks Caraxes is too wiggly, and the sisters make a $1 bet on if there are any female writers on the show.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming August 13th. Music is by Simon Daum....
2024-07-282h 10
Game of GroansEp. 80 - HOTD S01E02 The Rogue Prince w/ Andrew KimballThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Andrew Kimball from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers to talk about Episode 2 of Season 1, The Rogue Prince.They discuss Westeros small claims court, sea carnage, too many council meetings, the movie adaptation Rampage, and the confusing title sequence. Additionally, Emily doesn't believe that crabs are vicious, Kate appreciates the definition of time, and they all admit that nostalgia can be very powerful. New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming July 16th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on P...
2024-07-022h 04
Game of GroansEp. 79 - HOTD S01E01 The Heirs of the Dragon w/ Eliah NelsonThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Eliah Nelson from Super Bracket Bros to talk about House of the Dragon Episode 1 of Season 1, The Heirs of the Dragon.They discuss weird vibes, good CGI dragons, too many council meetings, really bad communicators, GOT nostalgia, big Jorah energy, and that Daemon is the Hot Topic Targaryen. Additionally, Emily predicts Aemma's death, Kate thinks treason is vague, and Eli wants more Mulans in Westeros.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming July 2nd. Music is by Simon Daum.
2024-06-183h 00
Game of GroansEp. 78 - Current House of the Dragon KnowledgeThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate list everything they collectively know about House of the Dragon before starting to watch the series.They discuss the Aryan race of Game of Thrones, Hot Fuzz, British actors and incest. Additionally, Kate explains why she didn't want to watch HOTD originally, and they both make a large prediction about the season.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming June 18th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/gameofgroanspodEmily's So...
2024-06-1132 min
Game of GroansEp. 77 - Voicemails and QuizzesThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate react to listener voicemails and then take some Game of Thrones character quizzes.They discuss bad acting from Bran, Vin Diesel, that chapter books should have numbered chapters, love gets everyone killed in GOT, an Olenna Tyrell backstory would be dope, and that super villains never have good lives. Additionally, Emily decides she wants to be a tyrant, Kate has big sword energy, and they both don't know any characters from the Simpsons.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming June 11th. Music...
2024-05-211h 20
Game of GroansEp. 76 - The Last Watch DocumentaryThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about The Last Watch, the HBO Max Documentary.They discuss spoilers for Frozen 2, table read politics, actors on Cameo, the heroes of the documentary, the dope wrap jackets, the sad looking Ghost head and how stressed everyone was.Additionally, Emily really has come around on Kit Harrington as a person, Kate highly enjoyed this documentary, and they are both excited to start watching Dragon House. New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming May 21st. Music is by Simon Daum.We w...
2024-05-071h 57
Game of GroansEp. 75 - Recap and ReviewThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Game of Thrones as an entire series, Emily's prior "knowledge" of GOT, as well as some links and videos pertaining to GOT.They discuss Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie's wedding, the Coldplay Game of Thrones Musical, practical effects and sets, vaguely European accents, murder butterflies and plot hole poison. Additionally, Emily realizes that she predicted Dany being a bad guy years earlier and Kate presents her article book report.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming May 7th. Music is by...
2024-04-242h 12
Game of GroansEp. 74 - S08E06 The Iron Throne (Series Finale)This week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about the series finale Episode 6 of Season 8, The Iron Throne.They discuss the short recap, the happiest Dany has ever looked, red flags, dramatic irony, evil dictator vibes, democracy, Tyrion’s joke from season 1, what happened to Arya’s horse, that the episode didn’t feel like a finale, renting VHS tapes, and Tyrion’s best friend.Additionally, Emily questions who made the giant Targaryen flag, Kate isn’t interested in unforeseeable twist endings, and they both get a little unhinged drinking wine while recording.N...
2024-04-092h 29
Game of GroansEp. 73 - S08E05 The Bells w/ Jay DavisThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Jay Davis from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 5 of Season 8, The Bells.They discuss Hunchback of Notre Dame, the reserve Dothrakis, aggressive dog breeds, Arya’s concussion count, Rotten Tomatoes scores, unnecessary scenes, copy-pasted ships, the Oberyn special, closure vs neat little bows, and Tyrion not acting like himself.Additionally, Emily forgets that Theon is dead, Jay calls out previous guest Andrew, and Kate does some research.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming April 9th. Music is by...
2024-03-292h 52
Game of GroansEp. 72 - S08E04 The Last of the Starks w/ Andrew KimballThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Andrew Kimball from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers to talk about Episode 4 of Season 8, The Last of the Starks.They discuss that winter has ended, Mean Girls, loose ends that don’t need to be wrapped up, giant horses, how Jon would be a good house husband, Dany’s tiny army, the Starbucks cup, and fake smiles.Additionally, Emily mistakes Dragonstone for King’s Landing, Kate wonders if there are any remaining Dothraki, and Andrew questions how Missandei got captured.New episodes biweek...
2024-03-123h 06
Game of GroansEp. 71 - S08E03 The Long Night w/ NavThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Nav from A Song of Ice and Fire Symposium to talk about Episode 3 of Season 8, The Long Night.They discuss the lack of dialogue, if GOT were a horror movie, Breaking Bad, sad piano music, Beric's crucifixion pose, Marvel's Endgame, and the Unsullied not wearing enough layers. Additionally, Emily is frustrated by Jorah's death, Nav comes in with lots of fun facts, and Kate goes through Emily's previous episode death predictions.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming March 12th...
2024-02-272h 50
Game of GroansEp. 70 - S08E02 A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms w/ Sarah SheppardThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by close friend Sarah Sheppard to talk about Episode 2 of Season 8, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.They discuss how people respond when doom is inevitable, fast travel, "peak" Cersei, Bridgerton, closure for Jorah, Tiktok fan edits, Jaime being bad a plans, where Ghost came from, face acting, and Arya not knowing how to flirt. Additionally, Sarah brings up symbolism, Kate wants a tutorial for how to talk to Bran, and they collectively decide that Emily needs to make death predictions at the end...
2024-02-132h 26
Game of GroansEp. 69 - S08E01 WinterfellThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 1 of Season 8, Winterfell.They discuss episode length for the final season, the Fast and Furious movies, a well-done recap, Euron's manic confidence, Jon not knowing how to talk to girls again, the Saw movies, all of Bran's weird eye contact and Cersei needing just one female friend. Additionally, Emily states she had no idea about Theon's character before starting the show, and Kate wants to know if waterfalls freeze.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming February 13th. Music is...
2024-01-302h 36
Game of GroansEp. 68 - S07E07 The Dragon and the Wolf w/ Andrew KimballThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Andrew Kimball from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers to talk about Episode 7 of Season 7, The Dragon and the Wolf.They discuss this being the longest episode to date, Jaime's puppy-dog eyes, Godzilla's atomic breath, beautiful music design, speed-running character growth, satisfying deaths, and Jon being the committed goth kid. Additionally, Emily makes her final season death predictions, Kate questions Bran's powers and Andrew admits he did extra credit by rewatching the entire season.The next episode is coming January 30th. Music is...
2024-01-092h 47
Game of GroansEp. 67 - S07E06 Beyond the Wall w/ Dylan WrenThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Dylan Wren from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers podcast to talk about Episode 6 of Season 7, Beyond the Wall.They discuss inconsistent body-counts, a lovestruck Tormund, how fast ravens can fly, Dany's second amendment rights, Arya having big feelings, and the deus ex machina of Uncle Ben. Additionally, Emily is confused by the zombie bite logic, Dylan is generous to the show writers, and they all question the time frame of this entire episode taking place.Music is by Simon Daum.
2023-12-122h 08
Game of GroansEp. 66 - S07E05 Eastwatch w/ Eliah StokesThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Eliah Stokes from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 5 of Season 7, Eastwatch.They discuss weird little guys, fast travel, the goth season, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, fantasy tropes, wholesome dude energy, operation zombie drop, Jon’s horse girl moment, Varys drinking wine, Arya’s lack of social skills, and Jorah being a messy bitch.Additionally, Eli is confused, Emily is disappointed about the time spent at Eastwatch, Kate points out the bad security at Dragonstone, and Emily and Kate explain Jorah’s enti...
2023-11-282h 34
Game of GroansEp. 65 - S07E04 The Spoils of War w/ AllisonThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Allison to talk about Episode 4 of Season 7, The Spoils of War.They discuss Stranger Things, Dany's pride, that this show still hates horses, Sansa can't fight her own battles, Davos correcting grammar, Stark kid reunions, murder daggers, and therapy. Additionally, Emily realizes she is in single digits for episodes left, Kate is frustrated Dany can't commit to an advisor, and Allison gets to relive watching this episode for the first time.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming November 28th...
2023-11-141h 32
Game of GroansEp. 64 - S07E03 The Queen's Justice w/ Sarah SheppardThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Sarah Sheppard to talk about Episode 3 of Season 7, The Queen’s Justice.They discuss Dragon House comparisons, Varys's comfy coat, Ocean's Eleven, the goth season of GOT, fast travel, post-murder blowjobs, Cersei friend-zoning Euron, the definition of backchannel, and getting tetanus from the Iron Throne. Additionally, Emily believes that Dany has met her match in Jon, Sarah wishes Theon would just die, and they all question the logistics of Euron's parade in King's Landing.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is co...
2023-10-242h 01
Game of GroansEp. 63 - S07E02 Stormborn w/ Chase BatemanThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Emily’s husband Chase Bateman to talk about Episode 2 of Season 7, Stormborn.They discuss Melisandre’s prophecy, who the Warden of the South is, Chase not taking notes, a giant crossbow, Euron embodying chaotic evil, Umbrella Academy, that Dragonstone would be full of mold, that it’s very dark at sea.Additionally, Emily doesn’t want to see Hot Pie in any more episodes, Kate questions how weather works in Westeros and Chase points out the flaws in the naval battle.New epis...
2023-10-101h 48
Game of GroansEp. 62 - S07E01 DragonstoneThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate about Episode 1 of Season 7, Dragonstone.They discuss Season 7 hype, the Barbie movie, ED SHEERAN, Sam and Gilly’s rent, shaved heads, Little Caesar’s Pizza, Breath of the Wild, Jim Broadbent’s acting career and zombie movie logic.Additionally, Emily is conflicted about her attraction to Jaime, Kate questions the intricacy of the Ironborn ships, and they are both confused by the Baratheon sigil on King’s Landing in the title sequence.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming October 10th. Music is by Simon...
2023-09-261h 29
Game of GroansEp. 61 - S06E10 The Winds of Winter w/ NavThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Nav from A Song of Ice and Fire Symposium to talk about Episode 10 of Season 6, The Winds of Winter.They discuss the amazing soundtrack, Cersei being a bad mom, Sweeney Todd, the Targaryen flag, Broadchurch, Dany’s breakup and Emily’s death predictions for Season 6. Additionally, Emily consults the actual Westeros map and it’s a revelation, Nav admits they also hate Jorah and Kate says Westeros is too straight. Emily also makes her Season 7 death predictions.New episodes biweekly, the next ep...
2023-09-072h 29
Game of GroansEp. 60 - S06E09 Battle of the Bastards w/ Eric SilverThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Eric Silver from Join the Party, Games and Feelings and Tell Me About It to talk about Episode 9 of Season 6, Battle of the Bastards.They discuss GOT at the height of its popularity, Jon's motley crew, the Bechdel test, rebirth, show deaths post-Hodor, the show Succession, bird families, predator handshakes, and the fact that this episode won an Emmy. Additionally, Eric brings up reductive and basic writing and they all agree that Ramsay can't stop being a weird little dude. New e...
2023-08-222h 07
Game of GroansEp. 59 - S06E08 No OneThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 8 of Season 6, No One.They discuss whether the world of Westeros is flat, The Hound as John Wick, Mission Impossible, the business model of the House of Black and White, the Cabbage Guy, Tommen doing his best, the height of the pyramid and the Terminator.Additionally, Emily decides this is her favorite season and they share excitement about the Jaime and Brienne reunion. New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming August 22nd. Music is by Simon Daum.Support u...
2023-08-091h 29
Game of GroansEp. 58 - S06E07 The Broken ManThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 7 of Season 6, The Broken Man. They discuss American Gods the tv show, the fact that Cersei is the drama, Davos has girl-dad vibes, the best outlook on religion and that Jaime is hot when he is in charge. Additionally, Emily didn't notice the cold open, and they both don't know what the definition of penitent is.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming August 8th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at ww...
2023-07-251h 09
Game of GroansEp. 57 - S06E06 Blood of My BloodThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 6 of Season 6, Blood of My Blood.They discuss that drifting a dragon would be dope, Podrick would be a good wingman, Walder Frey’s reappearance, and that most of the show is Bran’s fault. Additionally, Emily is disappointed in Sam, Kate enjoys the scene transitions and they both agree that the episode was a bit of a let down.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming July 25th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of ou...
2023-07-111h 19
Game of GroansEp. 56 - S06E05 The Door w/ Andrew Kimball and Dylan WrenThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Andrew Kimball and Dylan Wren from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers to talk about Episode 5 of Season 6, The Door.They discuss the face library, honest portrayals of theater people, sick mutton chops, the Mystery Men movie, driftwood decorations, sad Jorah and Theon’s haircut. Additionally, Emily voices that she is hopeful this is the season Little Finger is going to die in.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming July 11th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one...
2023-06-271h 42
Game of GroansEp. 55 - S06E04 Book of the StrangerThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 4 of Season 6, Book of the Stranger.They discuss fantasy Australia, crafting, Carrie Underwood vibes, Jorah being a sloppy bitch, the Lion King and Bluey. Additionally, Emily loves that Grey Worm and Missandei are voicing their opinions and Kate enjoys Emily’s well placed rage.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming June 27th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/gameofgroanspod Emily's Instagram - @koballabatemanKate’s Ins...
2023-06-131h 36
Game of GroansEp. 54 - S06E03 OathbreakerThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 3 of Season 6, Oathbreaker.They discuss clunky swordplay, tree Jesus, fortune cookie truths, weaponized mint, the Terminator, Arya joining a cult, business casual Jaime, and the one acceptable penis joke. Additionally, Emily declares the Hound isn’t dead and they both agree on the intensity of the episode ending. New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming June 13th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/gameofgroanspodEmily's Instagram - @k...
2023-05-301h 30
Game of GroansEp. 53 - S06E02 Home w/ Eliah StokesThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Eliah Stokes from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 2 of Season 6, Home. They discuss the movie Airplane, that Bran feels irrelevant, big man smashes small man, the gang fight from Anchorman, Men in Black, Arya's toxic relationship, the Salt Throne and HBO ravens. Additionally, Eli says he would go to war for Davos, Kate keeps a secret and Emily can't read.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming May 30th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! B...
2023-05-162h 32
Game of GroansEp. 52 - S06E01 The Red WomanThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 1 of Season 6, The Red Woman. They discuss that killing Jon wasn't a popular opinion, walking like a rich person, floppy discs, Dany's dragon necklace, and Gwendolyn Christie being hot with a sword. Additionally, Emily expresses her distaste for nudity and Kate comments on the comedic aspects of the episode. New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming May 16th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/gameofgroanspodEmily's In...
2023-05-011h 22
Game of GroansEp. 51 - S05E10 Mother’s MercyThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 10 of Season 5, Mother’s Mercy.They discuss the ship room, CGI budgets, the musical Cats, redemption arcs, That’s So Raven, and if scissors exist in Westeros. Additionally, Emily forgets the word Dothraki and Kate points out good cinematography.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming May 2nd. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/gameofgroanspod Emily's Instagram - @koballabatemanKate’s Instagram - @ophelia5wimsInst...
2023-04-122h 02
Game of GroansEp. 50 - S05E09 The Dance of DragonsThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 9 of Season 5, The Dance of Dragons. They discuss sneaky one-liners, no rainbows in Westeros, where Arya gets her oysters from, fake snow, dragon vibes, the Gold Mask Squad, accepting death hand-holds. Additionally, Emily doesn't trust Ellaria and they both agree that Mace is awesome. New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming March 21st. Music is by Simon Daum. Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/gameofgroanspod Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman Kate’s...
2023-03-081h 48
Game of GroansEp. 49 - S05E08 Hardhome w/ Jay DavisThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Jay Davis from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 8 of Season 5, Hardhome. They discuss the GOT multiverse, Ted Lasso, the power of belief, bad fathers, Invader Zim, Jon losing his sword, The Wall not being child-proofed and a white walker with a beard.Additionally, they agree the House of Black and White is pretentious, Jay asks some hard questions and Emily thinks too hard about something.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming March 7th. Music is by Simon D...
2023-02-212h 22
Game of GroansEp. 48 - S05E07 The GiftThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 7 of Season 5, The Gift.They discuss modular units, The Ring movie, Jorah being desperate, ADR for babies, the kink mastermind and sarlacc pits. Additionally, Emily is doesn't know the definition of contrition and Kate wants the gods to have names.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming February 21st. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/gameofgroanspodEmily's Instagram - @koballabatemanKate’s Instagram - @ophelia5wim...
2023-02-072h 12
Game of GroansEp. 47 - S05E06 Unbowed, Unbent, UnbrokenThis week on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 6 of Season 5, Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken.They discuss A ROOM FULL OF FACES, quoting yourself in your own paper, Myranda’s cleavage dress, The Witch movie, rulers have a short shelf life, and that Little Finger is an awful little rat man. Additionally, Emily questions where Varys is, Kate complains about fight scene cinematography, and they are both excited to see Lady Olenna.Kate’s Smitten Kitchen recommendation: https://smittenkitchen.com/New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming February 7th...
2023-01-241h 44
Game of GroansEp. 46 - S05E05 Kill the BoyThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 5 of Season 5, Kill the Boy.They discuss Logan Lucky, Brienne being intense, children as weapons, fake baby bundles, the too long blackout scene, the lack of therapy in Westeros and that Season 4 was the hottest season. Additionally, Emily is sick and sounds different, Kate thinks Tormund is hot, and they both wonder why no one knows when exactly Winter is coming.New episodes biweekly, the next episode is coming January 24th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on...
2023-01-101h 38
Game of GroansEp. 45 - S05E04 Sons of the HarpyThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 4 of Season 5, Sons of the Harpy.They discuss if the GOT world is flat or round, Jaime looking hot again, dumpster fire moms, wrap dresses, fantasy racism, Muppet Treasure Island, spears going "boop", Owl House and the fakest looking snake ever.Additionally, Emily actually cries during a recording and Kate issues a challenge to the listeners.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming January 10th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of o...
2022-12-132h 05
Game of GroansEp. 44 - S05E03 High SparrowThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 3 of Season 5, High Sparrow.They discuss Jacquen’s accent, Margaery being bitchy, Cersei converting, how Sansa dyed her hair, Ramsay’s murder girlfriends, hobo Jorah and My Cousin Vinny.Additionally, Emily attempts to understand Westeros religions, Kate admits to being an aggressive extrovert, and they both get very philosophical at points.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming December 13th. Music is by Simon Daum.Support us on Patreon! Become one of our Patrons at www.patreon.com/g...
2022-11-082h 10
Game of GroansEp. 43 - S05E02 The House of Black and White w/ Jay DavisThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Jay Davis from Super Bracket Bros and Ultimate Sports Mashup to talk about Episode 2 of Season 5, The House of Black and White.They discuss "The Kevan Perspective", Sansa being frustrating, Brienne unravelling, self-care murders, Zelda puzzles, Cersei being bitchy, Mean Girls, Red Jacket Jaime being hot, GOT economy inflation and "full animorphs behavior."Additionally, Emily gets frustrated at the addition of new characters/places as well as those characters that seem to keep coming back, Jay admits he probably should have watched the...
2022-10-112h 15
Your Friendly Neighborhood GamersInterviewing Kate Koballa - Host of Game of GroansOn this episode the FN Gamers have the privilege of talking to the other half of the dynamic duo who host the best Game of Thrones watch along podcast out there, Game of Groans! Our guest today is Kate Koballa! Kate studied English and wrote her Master's thesis on "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies." She has written conference papers on various nerdy subjects, notably about "Fallout 4", one of the franchises nearest and dearest to her heart. She is a gamer, cosplayer, D&D player, singer, writer, and movie/television fan (none of them professionally). TIME STAMPS
2022-09-191h 06
Game of GroansEp. 42 - S05E01 The Wars to ComeThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 1 of Season 5, The Wars to Come.They discuss Doctor Who Spoilers, spooky eye rocks, that harpies are dope, dragons being symbolic of control, Lancell having “CW face”, gingerbread, dude butts, and problematic blonde women.Additionally, Emily starts a new segment for this season, Kate questions the sustainability of leaving gold masks at murders, and they both realize the statue in Meereen is a harpy.The Spoiler-free map mentioned in the episode is at http://quartermaester.info/New episodes every mont...
2022-09-132h 17
Game of GroansEp. 41 - S04E10 The ChildrenThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 10 of Season 4, The Children.They discuss shaky camera angles, Mulan the animated movie, Davos’ resting face, Hodor the sleeper agent, Jaime Lannister hotness, DeviantArt, everything Bran has lost, the Macarena and Emily’s one correct prediction from the previous episode.Additionally, Emily feels a connection with Cersei, Kate finally gets a recap before the episode and Emily commits to some Season 5 death predictions.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming September 13th. Music is by Simon Daum.Supp...
2022-08-092h 14
Game of GroansEp. 40 - S04E09 The Watchers on the WallThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 9 of Season 4, The Watchers on the Wall.They discuss Air Bud, Jon doing nothing, OSHA violations, Sam's character development, Die Hard, Jon's father figure body count, Chekov's bow, spoilers for Midsommar, Styr's really weird walk, and rock climbing. Additionally, Emily wants to know if Winter has come, Kate admits she should remember what has happened in the show since she has seen it, and they both felt bad for Jon in this episode. New episodes every month, the next episode is c...
2022-07-121h 33
Game of GroansEp. 39 - S04E08 The Mountain and the ViperThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 8 of Season 4, The Mountain and the Viper.They discuss Emily's Matron of Honor speech, Missandei's emotions, college dorm posters, the Murder Gate, chaotic camerawork, Theon's script, Fleetwood Mac, too many armies and a nostalgia for flaying.Additionally, Emily reminisces about season 1 Theon and Kate really hates the name Orson.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming July 12th. Music is by Simon Daum.Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman Kate’s Instagram - @ophelia5wims Instagram - @ga...
2022-06-211h 39
Game of GroansEp. 38 - S04E07 Mockingbird w/ Andrew KimballThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by Andrew Kimball from Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers podcast to talk about Episode 7 of Season 4, Mockingbird.They discuss unnaturally large Ghost, nobody wanting to be Jon Snow's dad, The Emperor's New Groove, a very crunchy map, Brienne being a good boss, House of Cards, symbolism and a very interesting wine decanter.Additionally, Emily explains she doesn't like when characters return because then they might die, Kate keeps noticing things in the background and Andrew doesn't remember a scene from his first time watching the...
2022-05-241h 46
Game of GroansMay Episode UpdateThere will be a delay in May's episode, but will return later this month and pick back up with our monthly episodes.New episodes every second Tuesday of the month. Music is by Simon Daum.Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman Kate’s Instagram - @ophelia5wims Website - www.gameofgroanspod.com Email - gameofgroanspod@gmail.com Instagram - @gameofgroanspod Facebook - facebook.com/gameofgroanspod Twitter - @gameofgroanspod Want to reach out? Send us a text!Support the show
2022-05-1001 min
Game of GroansEp. 37 - S04E06 The Laws of Gods and Men w/ NavThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate are joined by returning guest Nav from A Song of Ice and Fire Symposium to talk about Episode 6 of Season 4, The Laws of Gods and Men. They discuss murder holes, adultery being a punchline, Oregon Trail, double grandfathers, JUSTICE, angsty bad boy dragons, Cersei's hair and The Princess Diaries. Additionally, Emily struggles with the word of burial, Nav sets Emily and Kate straight on the Targaeryns and Kate is convinced to read the books.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming May 10th...
2022-04-122h 16
Game of GroansEp. 36 - S04E05 First of His NameThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 5 of Season 4, First of His Name.They discuss Sansa's cloak hood, Daenerys indoors, Arya's list, Jojen-vision, Wordle, immature children, Cersei acting normal, and Kate's wedding registry.Additionally, Emily is mad Little Finger is so smooth, Kate expresses hope that they actually burned a house down, and they both dislike how Bran treats Hodor. New episodes every month, the next episode is coming April 12th. Music is by Simon Daum.Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman Kate’s Instagram - @ophelia5wim...
2022-03-081h 37
Game of GroansEp. 35 - S04E04 OathkeeperThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 4 of Season 4, Oathkeeper.They discuss Google Docs vs. Microsoft Office, girl boss vibes, good scene transitions, dragon jewelry from the 90s, Agatha Christie novels, Kit Harrington's height, justice and sad babies. Additionally, Emily is still convinced Daenerys is bad, Kate talks about her Jaime/Brienne ship and they both agree that Ser Pounce is adorable. New episodes every month, the next episode is coming March 8th. Music is by Simon Daum.Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman Kate’s Instagram...
2022-02-081h 27
Game of GroansEp. 34 - S04E03 Breaker of ChainsThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 3 of Season 4, Breaker of Chains.They discuss Sansa's cloak, how Ser Dontos found the boat in the fog, The Lion King, majoring in poisons, Braavos, Tyrion as a detective, blood magic vs. paying people, how hard it is to boil potatoes and Mulan.Additionally, Emily goes on a small Harry Potter tangent, Kate wonders how the people of Meereen can hear Dany, and neither one of them remembers Karl.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming February 8th. Music...
2022-01-111h 26Game of GroansBindle-Man: No Way Home for the Holiday Crossover SpecialJust when you thought we couldn’t be more ambitious, the podcast Holiday crossover has gotten larger and merrier!Welcome Bindle-Man: No Way Home for the Holiday Crossover Special! This teamup of epic proportions is from your favorite podcasts and podcasters. This year we have Super Bracket Bros, GeeK KetchUP, Game of Groans, Level Playing Field, Your Friendly Neighborhood Gamers and Ultimate Sports Mashup all coming together to bring holiday cheer!In this episode, our podcasting gang plays some games themed around the holiday season. Emily and Kate from Game of Groans host Have Yourself a...
2021-12-252h 09
Game of GroansEp. 33 - S04E02 The Lion and the RoseThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 2 of Season 4, The Lion and the Rose.They discuss weird camera work, Animorphs, the basement at Winterfell, scary ass trees with faces, the Five Kings, Joffrey's relationship with women and Cersei's perceptiveness.Additionally, Emily is very stressed about the implications of Joffrey's murder, Kate admits to not watching the Avatar series, and they both agree that they want Sansa and Tyrion to work out.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming January 11th. Music is by Simon Daum.
2021-12-141h 19
Game of GroansEp. 32 - S04E01 Two SwordsThis month on Game of Groans, Emily and Kate talk about Episode 1 of Season 4, Two Swords.They discuss recaps that are helpful, Jaime's haircut, dumbass Joffrey, The Mandalorian, Jon Snow's new attitude, that Sansa would make a good queen, and the Hound: Local Celebrity. Additionally, Emily does a horrible Jorah impression, Kate has questions about the Book of Brothers, and Emily gets mad at all the new places and people.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming December 14th. Music is by Simon Daum.Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman...
2021-11-0955 minGame of GroansBonus: Season 3 Review and What Emily Knows Part TwoThis month on Game of Groans you get two podcasts for the price of one! Emily and Kate decided to do a Season 3 Review as well as go through some additional Game of Thrones information Emily remembered through pop culture and just existing during the show's running. They discuss Emily's Season 3 death prediction failures and her new ones for Season 4.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming December 14th. Music is by Simon Daum.Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman Kate’s Instagram - @ophelia5wimsWebsite - www.gameofgroanspod.com Email...
2021-11-0917 min
Game of GroansEp. 31 - S03E10 Mhysa w/ Kate KoballaThis week on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Kate Koballa to talk about Episode 10 of Season 3, Mhysa.They discuss Uncle-Dads, "The North Remembers", Podrick thriving, Arya's tiny rage, white saviors, Cersei's seashell, a dick in a box, and relationship advice from Tywin Lannister.Additionally, Emily thinks Daenerys is the bad guy, Kate mentions being a film major and they both forget Gendry's name.New episodes every month, the next episode is coming November 9th. Music is by Simon Daum.Emily's Instagram - @koballabateman Website - www.gameofgroanspod.com
2021-10-121h 22
Game of GroansEp. 28 - S03E07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair w/ Kate KoballaThis week on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by her sister Kate Koballa to talk about Episode 7 of Season 3, The Bear and the Maiden Fair. They discuss Jon Snow smiling, sex advice, Tyrion being a people pleaser, Daenerys's makeover, Shakespeare comedies, Arya being a goth tween, fast travel, the return of the Hound, Anchorman and Jaime's hand stump.Additionally, Emily doubles down on her prediction of a tragic demise for Robb and Talisa, Kate gets to talk about her favorite shipped characters, and Emily takes note of all the upcoming weddings in the show.
2021-04-061h 39
Game of GroansEp. 24 - S03E03 Walk of Punishment w/ Jay DavisThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Jay Davis from Super Bracket Bros and Ultimate Sports Mashup to talk about Episode 3 of Season 3, Walk of Punishment. They discuss the first comedic opening of GOT, if anyone is winning the war, Tyrion's big dick energy, Arya's list, a guy from Pirates of the Caribbean, abstinence as a sacrifice, wolf shaped bread, a paranoid Stannis, that this show hates horses, and a bank in Westeros??Additionally, Emily is pleasantly surprised that Hot Pie doesn't die and Jay checks in on Emily's opinion of Jon S...
2021-02-091h 31
Game of GroansEp. 23 - S03E02 Dark Wings, Dark Words w/ Shannon EarleyThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Shannon Earley from Nesting with the Earley Birds to talk about Episode 2 of Season 3, Dark Wings, Dark Words. They discuss the actor who plays Bran looking older, the kid from Finding Neverland, black magic, men with wheelbarrows are jolly, Jon's new coat, the dope garden in King's Landing, the Great Gatsby, and that Riverrun is a tongue twister.Additionally, Emily doesn't trust the Tyrells, Shannon declares she is the Lord Commander of her house and they both agree that Bran deserves a friend. Ne...
2021-01-261h 26
Game of GroansEp. 22 - S03E01 Valar Dohaeris w/ NavThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Nav from A Song of Ice and Fire Symposium to talk about Episode 1 of Season 3, Valar Dohaeris. They discuss George R.R. Martin's will, Maester Luwin's sleeves, the first show cold opening, giants, aggressively eating a chicken, that Ghost is a good boy, satisfying letter sealing, cynical fairy tales, dragons fishing, Tyrion just wanting to be loved, Cersei's dress armor and Sir Friend Zone.Additionally, Emily wonders why everyone knows who Jon Snow is, Nav points out the problems with Robb's marriage and Nav asks E...
2021-01-121h 39
Game of GroansChristmas On Infinite Podcasts Holiday SpecialNot since The Avengers took the big screen by storm in 2012 has there been a crossover event so ambitious as this special holiday episode! Okay, well maybe that’s a slight exaggeration… Welcome to the Christmas On Infinite Podcasts Holiday Special! This epic team-up includes some of your favorite podcasts (if not, they should be!). We have, Super Bracket Bros, GeeK KetchUP, Game of Groans, and Level Playing Field uniting together to bring you some holiday cheer! On this episode the gang plays a few fun games all themed around the topics of their s...
2020-12-231h 21
Game of GroansEp. 21 - Season 2 Review w/ Kate KoballaThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by her sister Kate Koballa to recap and review all of Season 2 of Game of Thrones in a special bonus episode. They discuss how Robb has been a shit head this season, thinly veiled metaphors, the level of British that makes you sound evil, Oscar Isaac aka Poe Dameron, naming your child Atticus, fast travel, Homeward Bound, Gwendolyn Christie, the zombie horse and Tiger King. It also becomes apparent that Kate and Emily tend to ramble without notes or an episode to break down.Additionally, Emily ad...
2020-12-081h 01
Game of GroansEp. 20 - S02E10 Valar Morghulis w/ Dylan WrenThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Dylan Wren from Level Playing Field to talk about Episode 10 of Season 2, Valar Morghulis. They discuss name dropping, how Tywin got a horse in the throne room, Joffrey's moral compass, broken oaths, if GOT were a romcom, a Lord of Light hair salon, Brienne and Jaime's improv, Osha and the Boys, dragon magic, Jon Snow's intelligence and a bunch of white walkers.Additionally, Emily has conflicting feelings about Varys, Dylan asks Emily for predictions and they both agree that Little Finger is a creep.
2020-11-101h 28
Game of GroansEp. 19 - S02E09 Blackwater w/ Antoinette PerezThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Antoinette Perez from Oh This World to talk about Episode 9 of Season 2, Blackwater. They discuss favorite characters so far, Shae taking unnecessary risks, Romeo and Juliet, how real magic is in this world, a smug Stannis, lame sword names, bird imagery and melodrama being a Lannister trait. Additionally, Emily notices Sansa changed her hairstyle, Antoinette explains the purpose of a scene, and Emily thinks that Daenerys was going to show up to the battle. New episodes every month, the next episode is coming November 10th. M...
2020-10-131h 04
Game of GroansEp. 18 - S02E08 The Prince of Winterfell w/ Lili GordonThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Lili Gordon from The Lilipod to talk about Episode 8 of Season 2, The Prince of Winterfell. They discuss difficult to understand accents, that the Lord of Bones looks dumb, what would have happened if Ned didn't die, overarching season themes, a battle is approaching, Peter Dinklage is a great actor, Robb is no better than his mother, Davos would make a good Hand and that Theon is a liar.Additionally, Emily completely misses the point of a scene, Lili thinks Robb wants the thrown, and they...
2020-09-081h 14
Game of GroansEp. 17 - S02E07 A Man Without Honor w/ Veronica HuggerThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Veronica Hugger from Fat Loss Success Stories to talk about Episode 7 of Season 2, A Man Without Honor.They discuss eunuchs, Robin Roberts, foreshadowing, poor Theon, Jon Snow's virginity, that Tywin sees himself in Arya, the Hound has lots of issues, every person in Qarth is over the top, Cersei letting some walls down, the theme of survival and that Qarth is a plot device. Additionally, Emily finds Jaime charming and her knowledge of who is in the last season ruins the cliff hanger of the episode.
2020-08-111h 03
Game of GroansEp. 16 - S02E06 The Old Gods and the New w/ Lauren LapidThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Lauren Lapid, host of Rookies in the Real World to talk about Episode 6 of Season 2, The Old Gods and the New. They discuss the Iron Price, a Ned Stark throwback, Tywin being paternal, the size of Myrcella's boat, where Jorah is, the Hound saving the day, Catelyn Stark cockblocking Robb, Harry Potter spoilers, Star Wars, Osha being a badass and Jon's false sense of honor. Additionally, Lauren and Emily decide that Jon Snow is the brooding emo kid, Emily forgets Littlefinger's real name, and Theon pisses Lauren...
2020-07-141h 00
Game of GroansEp. 15 - S02E05 The Ghost of Harrenhal w/ Jay DavisThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Jay Davis from Super Bracket Bros to talk about Episode 5 of Season 2, The Ghost of Harrenhal. They discuss Brienne's obsession with Renly, Stannis is the next best Baratheon, Melisandre being TOO mysterious, that Iron Islanders are the worst, Tywin/Tyrion similarities, that Sam is the Lord of Exposition, shadow demons do not indicate healthy relationships, that Jon isn't helpful, and a shirtless Gendry. Additionally, Jay says he wants a Tyrion sized tent, Emily hopes Theon isn't in the next episode, Jay says this universe is shitty to...
2020-06-091h 22
Game of GroansEp. 14 - S02E04 Garden of Bones w/ Andrew KimballThis fifth month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Andrew Kimball from Level Playing Field to talk about Episode 4 of Season 2, What is Dead May Never Die. They discuss how Robb doesn't have a great war plan, that Joffrey is literally unstable, that Emily finds the Hound fascinating, how Qarth is pronounced, that Little Finger has no game, how suddenly Daenerys is the Mother of Dragons, Tyrion doing Tryion things, giant bugs, and a DEMON SHADOW BABY. Additionally, Emily and Andrew are glad they don't live in medieval times, Emily makes bad sex jokes, and...
2020-05-121h 12
Game of GroansEp. 13 - S02E03 What Is Dead May Never Die w/ Joanna Hagan-YoungThis pandemic month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Joanna Hagan-Young of The Truth Shall Make Ye Fret to talk about Episode 3 of Season 2, What is Dead May Never Die. They discuss manly relationships, how coming back for people is not a recurring theme, children of the forest, how fashionable Renly is, that Shae is a whiny cow, gravity defying dresses, good cinematography, trauma and that Harrenhall is a big scary haunted castle. Emily complains that she still doesn't like the theme music, nor can she remember anything or anyone's names. Joanna reveals she is a badass...
2020-04-141h 18
Game of GroansEp. 12 - S02E02 The Night Lands w/ Chris HeckThis month on Game of Groans, Emily is joined by Chris Heck, co-host of GeeK KetchUP, to talk about Episode 2 of Season 2, The Night Lands. They discuss how Sam has no chill, Dany's costume change, terrifying rope bridges, Bron's promotion, the definition of "blood of my blood" aka the Dothraki ride or dies, the one time this show is actually funny, a dope kraken fireplace, social commentary, and Westeros TMZ. Chris points out the episode title in the dialogue, Emily states her distaste for Jorah and Theon now, Chris confirms another white zombie sighting and Emily claims she is j...
2020-03-101h 25
Game of GroansEp. 11 - S02E01 The North Remembers w/ Jordan BlairIt is a new year and a new season of Game of Thrones! Emily is joined by Jordan Blair, host of the Dreamful Podcast, to talk about the first episode of Season 2, The North Remembers. They discuss how the Hound is like Severus Snape, Tyrion is still a boss, Jorah's sexy eyes, if books are a sexy gift, that Melisandre is a damn witch, if sorcery can be a hobby, Catelyn Stark is a lesser version of Molly Weasley, and that power is indeed power. There is also a real time fact check, Emily makes a wild guess and Jo...
2020-02-041h 11
Game of GroansEp. 10 - S01E10 Fire and Blood w/ Chase BatemanIn this season finale episode, Emily is once again joined by her husband Chase to discuss Episode 10 Fire and Blood. Chase and Emily discuss how Shaggydog is a terrible pet name, every good castle has a head stick wall, the proud dad moment for Tyrion, how much blood is at a beheading, Jaime is the Ricky Bobby of Game of Thrones, that Emily listens to her own podcast, Lord of the Rings, sports analogies, imprinting between Jon and Commander Mormont and FUCKING DRAGOOOOOONNNSSSSS!!!!!Season 2 will start in 2020, episodes are every other Tuesday. Music is by Simon Daum.
2019-12-031h 11
Game of GroansEp. 9 - S01E09 Baelor w/ Allison MaldonadoIn this episode, Emily is joined by Allison Maldonado (with small informative guest appearance by her husband Jorge) to talk about Episode 9. In this episode, Emily and Allison take a long time to start talking about the episode, Emily doubts her MCU knowledge, Allison reveals she's held a saber, there's an overuse of the phrase "familial bonds", Allison thinks Shae's mouth is dumb, it's decided that Sansa and Cersei have stupid hair and ponytail beards are weird.New episodes are available every other Tuesday. Music is by Simon Daum.Website - www.gameofgroanspod.com...
2019-11-191h 14
Game of GroansEp. 8 - S01E08 The Pointy End w/ Jorge MaldonadoIn this week's episode, Emily is joined by Jorge Maldonado (with special guest appearance by Allison Maldonado) to discuss Episode 8. They talk about how Syrio is definitely dead, Varys should just "do better", who is training the ravens to send messages, how traumatized the kid who plays Robin must be, how the Dothrakis don't have a medic, Rickon is a creepy little kid and how Sam is a book nerd. Jorge also plays a trick on Emily because she is clueless and gullible.New episodes are available every other Tuesday. Music is by Simon Daum....
2019-11-051h 11
Game of GroansEp. 7 - S01E07 You Win or You Die w/ Mike MooreIn this week's episode, Emily is joined by her friend Mike Moore to talk about a very high stakes episode of Game of Thrones. They talk about Emily's hot take on all white dudes looking the same, how Sam has horrible timing, creepy ghost trees, the second return of white horse, surprise nudity, and the obvious fact that boats are just wooden horses. Emily also learns that she has an ally in her vendetta against Jon Snow's open mouth.New episodes are available every other Tuesday. Music is by Simon Daum.Website - www.gameofgroanspod.co...
2019-10-221h 00
Game of GroansEp. 6 - S01E06 A Golden Crown w/ Kate KoballaIn this episode, Emily's sister Kate returns for a very crazy episode! They talk about the pronunciation of the word "dynasty," Emily's mixed feelings about Jorah, how Kate can't read her own notes, Sansa being a sassy teenager, fire cannot kill a dragon, and if anyone in this world wears underwear! Emily also does a terrible Sansa impression and Kate says she's going to make up a song for her next episode.New episodes are available every other Tuesday. Check out the website www.gameofgroanspod.com and you can email Emily at gameofgroanspod@gmail.com. Music is by...
2019-10-081h 26
Game of GroansEp. 5 - S01E05 The Wolf and the Lion w/ Brandi BakerIn this episode Emily is joined by another college friend Brandi Baker to discuss and stress about Episode 5, The Wolf and the Lion. They talk about kids today not understanding how you couldn't pause the tv in the 90s, there is only closure when a character dies, grown children breastfeeding, progressive brothels, Catelyn's tiny dagger and many other weird fantasy stuff! Additionally, Emily gets confused by her own notes, doesn't realize who Maude is, and forgets what a spear is called.New episodes are available every other Tuesday! The website is www.gameofgroanspod.com and you can e...
2019-09-241h 06
Game of GroansEp. 4 - S01E04 Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things w/ Maggie MartinIn this episode, Emily is joined by her friend from college Maggie Martin to explore Episode 4, Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things. They talk about scary three-eyed ravens, how Jon's mouth is ALWAYS open, dire wolves being expensive, how Emily can't say armorer, virgin bonding between Jon and Sam, the return of white horse and many other ridiculous things.New episodes are available every other Tuesday. You can follow the podcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. The website is www.gameofgroanspod.com and you can email Emily at gameofgroanspod@gmail.com. Music is by Simon Daum....
2019-09-101h 23
Game of GroansEp. 3 - S01E03 Lord Snow w/ Shaun MartinIn this episode, Emily is joined by Shaun Martin to talk about Episode 3, Lord Snow. They talk about how all the Starks are emo, birds as spies, Emily's terrible assumptions, Ned's lack of discretion, the men who operate the Wall elevator, and how Emily still barely knows anyone's name. New episodes will come out every other Tuesday (this week was an exception). You can follow the podcast on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. The website is www.gameofgroanspod.com and you can email Emily at gameofgroanspod@gmail.com. Music is by Simon Daum.Want to reach...
2019-08-271h 26
Game of GroansEp. 2 - S01E02 The Kingsroad w/ Kate KoballaIn this episode, Emily is joined by her sister Kate Koballa to talk about Episode 2, The Kingsroad. They talk about how ravens are like emails, well-rounded women, why Jon's last name is Snow, Puppy Surprise, sex lessons, and where Jon's dog is.New episodes will every other Tuesday. You can follow the podcast on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. The website is www.gameofgroanspod.com and you can email Emily at gameofgroanspod@gmail.com Music is by Simon Daum.Want to reach out? Send us a text!Support the show
2019-08-0651 min
Game of GroansEp. 1 - S01E01 Winter is Coming w/ Chase BatemanIn the first full episode, Emily Bateman is joined by her husband Chase Bateman to discuss the first ever episode of Game of Thrones. They talk about how much Emily hated the episode the first time they watched it together, weak female characters, her favorite character so far (Tyrion Lannister), children being pushed out of windows and INCEST among other things.New episodes will be coming biweekly. Please subscribe to catch new episodes as soon as they drop. You can follow @gameofgroanspod on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook and you can email gameofgroanspod@gmail.com to send Emily...
2019-07-2354 minGame of GroansEp. 0 - Current Game of Thrones Knowledge Before StartingIn this quick introductory episode, Emily Bateman explains why she never got into Game of Thrones despite it sounding like something she would absolutely love, as well as her current Game of Thrones knowledge from the internet, pop culture and watching the first episode five years ago. New episodes will be coming soon to a podcast platform near you!Be sure to subscribe for upcoming episodes! You can follow @gameofgroanspod on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook for more info and you can email gameofgroanspod@gmail.com to send Emily a raven. Music is by Simon Daum.Wan...
2019-06-3009 min