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Teen Movie Time MachineFrom Justin to Kelly (W/ Chad Westbrook)Happy New Years Teen Movie Time Machine Babes! Can’t think of a better way to ring in 2025 than by traveling back to 2003 to break down, From Justin to Kelly! Thank god we’ve got Chad Westbrook here to help us make sense of the insanity! Is it a movie? Is it a musical? Is it Kelly Clarkson’s 9th circle of hell? It’s certainly unlike anything we’ve seen before or since. This movie has it all, spring break in Florida, zero chemistry, a whip cream bikini contest, friend betray, a hovercraft- off and of...2025-01-081h 26Teen Movie Time MachineAustin Powers in Goldmember (W/ Jordan Kulow)Hello TMTM lovelies! Against all odds we are back this week to talk about the Beyoncé vehicle, Austin Powers in Goldmember! Joining us for a SECOND time to talk about this film is Jordan Kulow!! What can be said about this film? It is a movie of bits strung together to create what some could call, a plot?? Of course it’s wild costumes, wild accents, wild jokes, and more Mike Meyers then you can imagine. There’s some truly quotable quotes. It’s also the film that was set to take Beyonce’s film care...2024-11-211h 21Teen Movie Time MachineCrossroads (W/ Ashely England)Welcome back to Teen Movie Time Machine, and welcome to the pop star capsule! On our first episode outside of DCOM’s we had to make it Britney, bitch. Ashley England is here to talk about the power of girls on a roadtrip and iconic karaoke and the in between when you’re “not a girl, not yet a woman.” On a serious note, this is coming out on Election Day 2024. We hope this episode entertains and distracts you from the harsh reality of our world. We love you all. Enjoy!2024-11-061h 39Teen Movie Time MachineHigh School Musical 3 (W/ Claire Woolcott)WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL and the last day of DCOM’s! The day has finally come to say goodbye to our insane, perfect, wonderfully nonsensical Disney Chanel Originals. It was only fitting to have Claire Woolcott here in the flesh to talk about, High School Musical 3! We gather to watch, in person, a work of art this week. We talk high school romance, a once in a lifetime talent (Zachy E!) Claire’s disgust of Jake’s back hair, a senior show about your senior year where you declare what school you’re...2024-10-241h 25Teen Movie Time MachineThe Cheetah Girls: One World (W/ Sarah James)This week on TMTM we’re taking the stage one last time with The Cheetah Girls: One World. So of course, we had to get Sarah James back to the library to rent this one! This movie is the embodiment of staying at a party too long. We had a great time but the party is OVER! For a movie that filmed on location, in India, for 4 months it surely doesn’t feel like it loll. We missed Raven big time, but at least we had Dorinda breaking up with her Spanish lover because…. “Phone bi...2024-10-101h 33Teen Movie Time MachineThe Famous Jett Jackson (W/ Aaron Perine)This week on TMTM we HAD to bring in our multiverse aficionado, Aaron Perine to talk about Jett Jackson: The Movie! At its core it’s a simple story about an action star who's convinced his hit TV show to take over his small town (which becomes the backbone of his community??). But in reality it’s the blending of reality and fantasy, it’s fictional characters in our world, real people in a fictional world, and more Jett Jackson’s than you can count. We discuss everything from how ADOR...2024-09-251h 38Teen Movie Time MachineCamp Rock 2: The Final Jam (W/ Stevie Shale)This week on TMTM we are joined by Stevie Shale to break down Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam!We dive deep into the ethics of hiring child camp counselors, the unironic love for a certain/perfect duet, and our own experiences at our (all christian???) summer camps. At the end of the day we’re all just little girls and a little overwhelmed, so we really hope you enjoy this one! 2024-09-111h 43Teen Movie Time MachineJump In! W/ Meghan MurphyThis week on TMTM, we are… well, jumping in to Jump In! And thankfully Meghan Murphy is here to help us break it all down. Who knew that double dutch is such an intense sport? Or that boxing involves so much back flipping? Not us! But we do know that Keke Palmer is a STAR, baby! We get into everything in this episode, from maybe or maybe not winning cheerleading nationals, to having been (or maybe currently being) a bully.2024-08-281h 35Teen Movie Time MachineThe Lizzie McGuire Movie (W/ Claire Woolcott)This week on our inaugural episode of Teen Movie Time Machine, we are joined by our sister Claire Woolcott to break down the most hallowed of films, The Lizzie McGuire Movie! We talk about everything, from Lizzie’s matching shirt/sock combo, the intensity of “sing to me, Paolo,” and the dangers of pranks between siblings. Have fun and see you in two weeks!2024-08-141h 33Teen Movie Time MachineThe Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (W/ Katelyn and Jake)This week on GMTD we’re doing things a liiiiiittle different! We finally sit down to explain ourselves and answer all the though questions including: why we’ve been gone so long, and what the future of the podcast holds!
Apart from *BiG AnNoUnCeMeNtS* we stray from our DCOM roots to talk about the teen classic, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. This formative film shaped us into the people we are today, and we talk about everything from the power of Tibby’s blue hair streaks, to the shock of blue toilet water. We also touch down on our own te...2024-06-191h 36Teen Movie Time MachineHigh School Musical 2 (W/ Sarah James)Happy Season 5 finale GMTD babies! We have a treat, treat, treat for you! We have author Sarah James here to break down “High School Musical 2!”
Without missing a beat, we are dropped right back into East High and “What Time Is It?” SUMMERTIME! Students are literally counting down the seconds to freedom— wait, scratch that— counting down the seconds to getting jobs. Never have you ever met a group of students more obsessed with being employed. Lucky for everyone (and I do mean everyone) Troy gets them all jobs at a country club run by Sharpay and Ryan’s family (the most “fabu...2024-02-021h 26Teen Movie Time MachineRing of Endless Light (W/ Adrienne Teeley)Hello Give Me That D fam! Get out your tissues, because this one is emotionalllll. We’re breaking down “A Ring of Endless Light” with one of our dearest, Adrienne Teeley!
Now, this is an interesting film because it’s not so much a “DCOM” as it is a HEART WRENCHING drama that left all of us weeping. This film finds three siblings arriving on an island to spend the summer with their beloved Grandfather (greatest man alive). Our main gal Vicky (Mischa Barton) is a head-in-the-clouds artist who finds herself in a love triangle with fun boy, Zachery, and dolphin scie...2024-01-191h 29Teen Movie Time MachineThe Proud Family Movie (W/ Damon Royster)Happy New Year!! GMTD is back with a truly psychotic film, “The Proud Family Movie.” Thank GOD we have Damon Royster here to help us make sense of the madness!
This ain’t the TV show, let’s just say THAT. But if you love peanuts, boy are you in for a the ride of your life. It would be easier to say what this movie DOESN’T have, but just to whet your appetite, there’s a secret formula used in a “pork-nut”, a mad scientist who’s building an army of peanut people, a rapper named 15 Cent, a dance crew of 16-y...2024-01-051h 22Teen Movie Time MachineLife-Size 2: A Christmas Eve (W/ Ryan Parseghian)“Wake up and pee! The world’s on fire!” Happy Holidays, GMTD babies! This week is a TRUE Christmas gift, “Life-Size 2: A Christmas Eve” with Ryan Parseghian!
As Ryan says, this is a film that can only be described as “a gay corporate film” and clearly a “catalyst for Ron DeSantis’ anti-woke movement.” This film truly is a masterpiece of “gay realism,” scenes exclusively starting with drinking or waking up, woke propaganda, Tyra rapping, Lil’ Yachty, a reluctant CEO, a wrongfully imprisoned doll creator, sassy friends, a young 12-year-old neighbor/friend who ends up saving a woman’s job, Christmas (???), and OF COURSE a doll that co...2023-12-151h 31Teen Movie Time MachineHigh School Musical (W/ Carolyn Cicalese and Jake Delaney)Get your head in the game! This week we’re breaking down the I.C.O.N.I.C., High School Musical! And joining us we have HSM virgin, Carolyn Cicalese and Jake Delaney!
What can we say that you don’t already know? It’s the movie that launched 1,000 ships. We have Zac, Vanessa, and Ms. Darbus! It’s Grease 3 in Utah; it’s a commentary on the power of hobbies; it’s basketball stars and mathletes; it’s one of the most important brother/sister duos we’ve ever seen; a top 100 soundtrack; it’s theater and obviously, it’s an allegory f...2023-12-011h 32Teen Movie Time MachineBuffalo Dreams (W/ Elissa Marcus)This week on GMTD, we have the incomparable Elissa Marcus here to talk about (according to IMDB “trivia”) one of the most obscure DCOMs of all time — Buffalo Dreams!
This movie is about a boy named Josh who moves to New Mexico with his science loving dad and “culinary anthropologist” mom. Josh is OBSESSED with biking (as is this movie) to the point we felt like the title should be called “Biking Dreams”. Josh teams up with Thomas, a Navajo boy who is single handedly in charge of a wild herd of Buffalo (where are the adults??) and the two of them go on...2023-11-171h 29Teen Movie Time MachineHounded (W/ Myke Thompson)GMTD babies! We’re energized yet traumatized this week because we watched “Hounded”! And here to trauma bond with us is Myke Thompson (whose life eerily mirrors the exact plot of this movie???).
If we’re being honest, this movie is mostly about a possessed pomeranian who absolutely ruins the lives of two separate families. It is one of the most insane and hard to watch DCOMs these humble hosts have ever had to sit through. The DESTRUCTION of a house, the DESTRUCTION of a man, and the DESTRUCTION of our will to live is a testament to what kind of film...2023-11-031h 32Teen Movie Time MachineReturn to Halloweentown (W/ Maggie Smith and Kyle Mantegna)Calling all witches! This week on GMTD, we are wrapping up the iconic Halloweentown franchise with Return to Halloweentown! And here to help us, as is tradition, are Maggie Smith and Kyle Mantegna of the Roommate Lovers podcast!
This movie has a lot going on, but the most notable (and questionable) thing is that Marnie, our main character, is RE-CAST! Halloweentown without Kimberly J. Brown feels downright disrespectful (though we do love Ms. Sara Paxton). Not to worry though, there’s plenty of things to make up for it. Like, no magic being allowed at a Witch University, (Ok?? What’s th...2023-10-201h 17Teen Movie Time MachineTwitches Too (W/ Claire Woolcott)Welcome to spooky SZN, witches! This week on GMTD, we’re breaking down “Twitches Too” with our switch (sister witch) Claire Woolcott!
This movie is a mess from top to bottom, but WOW are Tia and Tamera watchable! This movie starts exactly where we left off with the first installment (we think???), but with more animosity and worse acting??? Once again, a shadow presence is threatening the kingdom of Coventry, or is the shadow presence the long lost king who sacrificed his life to save his daughters?? It’s hard to know who’s evil and who’s not, which twin loves w...2023-10-061h 15Teen Movie Time MachineTiger Cruise (W/ Lauren Leland)Buckle up kids, because this week’s Give Me That D is a wild one! Lauren Leland is here to break down “Tiger Cruise” and no, it’s not a movie about a riverboat through the jungle like Katelyn thought.
This is not just a movie about Navy brats (but don’t ever call them that), a disintegrating father/daughter relationship, or the families of people in the Navy. It is also, if not most importantly, a movie about…… 9/11. That’s right. 9/11/2001 — they went there. So obviously this is less your run of the mill DCOM, and more of a recruitment video...2023-09-221h 32Teen Movie Time MachineThe Other Me (W/ Alice Lahoda)Calling all GMTD listeners and any clones out there, this week we have Alice Lahoda here to discuss The Other Me!
Following a young yo-yo wielding slacker named Will (a Lawrence Brother, but not the one you want), this movie is a cautionary tale of what happens when you accidentally clone yourself. Thinking he can get out of doing homework and chores, Will has Twoie (the clone, obviously) fill in for him at school and beyond — and guess what? Everyone LOVES him! Like, WAY more than Will. Like, by a mile. And that might be because Twoie gets better grades, do...2023-09-081h 24Teen Movie Time MachineCow Belles (W/ Jodie Meis)GMTD listeners! Jodie Meis is here this week to talk about the treat, treat, treat of a film, Cow Belles!
There’s something about a movie staring sisters that reallyyyyyy hits the spot. Is this movie a spiritual successor to a Mary-Kate and Ashley movie? Feels like it!! Following two privileged daughters of a dairy factory owner, these girls need to learn the importance of hard work and responsibility while working over the summer for dear ol’ dad (he’s away on a butterfly collecting expedition of course). This movie has it all: an embezzlement plot, two unsupervised teens on a prod...2023-08-251h 33Teen Movie Time MachinePrincess Protection Program (W/ Jake and Katelyn)Hello GMTD hotties! Jake and Katelyn are flying solo — we’re SORRY! We’ll have guests back, we swear! But luckily this week, no guest was necessary for Princess Protection Program. A movie that truly left us with more questions than the ones we came in with, and we came in with a lot!
It’s so great to see our girls Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato together on screen (RIP their friendship). Now, does Demi’s character Rosie speak with no contractions? Yes. Is it confusing to have a program dedicated to hiding princesses and only princesses? Yeah. And does it se...2023-08-111h 33Teen Movie Time MachineHannah Montana: The Movie (W/ Claire Woolcott)Give Me That D listeners!
We have SUCH a fun episode for you this week with our horse-girl sister, Claire Woolcott! We’re breaking down (literally in tears at one point) the CLASSIC “Hannah Montana: The Movie.”
What DOESN’T this movie have? Miley Cyrus, a true STAR gives us COMEDY, gives us DRAMA, gives us VOICE, and she was only 15! Now, does this movie choose violence? Yes. Does Miley/Hannah get into a brawl with Tyra Banks in a shoe store and try to impale her with a pair of heels? Yes. Does Billy Ray engage in what can only be...2023-07-281h 48Teen Movie Time MachineZennon: Z3 (W/ Meghan Murphy)Happy Season 4 finale all you GMTD lovers out there! We have a major, lunarious, supernova of a TREAT for you this week with “Zenon: Z3.” And here breaking it down with us is our best pal Meghan Murphy!
Now, when we say “treat” we’re strictly talking about the episode and NOT the movie. This “film” (HUGE quotes) has some acting that will make anyone think, “Huh, I think I could do that. Maybe I should become an actor;” plots on plots that stack on plots with none that truly make sense; a punk rock moon goddess; an activist trying to save the moon...2023-05-191h 43Teen Movie Time MachineMiracle in Lane 2 (W/ Jake and Katelyn)GMTD babies! We’re so sorry for our absence but we’re BACK with quite a dramatic movie, Miracle on Lane 2!
This is PEAK Frankie Muniz era and peak “based on a true story” era! Frankie plays real life Soapbox Derby driver Justin Yoder. Justin changed the sport forever when, because of his disabilities, invents the hand break in derby cars. But don’t be fooled! This is barelyyyyyy about Soapbox derby racing, (arguably the most boring sport on the planet) this is all about family.
It has two of the horniest parents you’ve ever laid your eyes on, a brother wh...2023-05-051h 33Teen Movie Time MachineUPDATE!!! (W/Katelyn and Jake)GMTD community,
We know we have been remiss in not giving you, our loyal and devoted fans, an update. Well here you go!!! We are so sorry for our silence. An issue (ahem, the entire apple corporation) came up that was out of our control! We will be back for 2 more eps to finish out this season and back full swing in the Summer. Thank you so much for your support! We missed and love you all!
Enjoyyyyyy2023-04-2830 minTeen Movie Time MachineToothless (W/ Katelyn and Jake)GMTD squad we have a Wonderful World of Disney treat for you this week with, Toothless! Jake and Katelyn are solo again, and good thing because we have A LOT TO SAY!
Tooth fairy hijinks, afterlife tomfoolery and green screen mayhem abound in this wild film!
This pro dentist propaganda (paid for by Big Dentistry no doubt!!!) is as confusing as it is fun, and even features one (1) scene where the actors act!
Enjoyyyyy!!2023-03-031h 32Teen Movie Time MachineWendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (W/ Jake and Katelyn)This week on GMTD we’re kicking our way into the world of “Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior!”
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, this is a Brenda Song stan podcast! And this movie really has it all. From daytime dance parties and sexual chemistry between “cousins”, to the worst dress you’ve ever seen and legitimately fun martial arts choreo! Also, sign me up for an ancient line of Chinese warrior women that leads us to suburbia and her monk teacher that falls in love with cappuccinos!
Just remember that homecoming CAN wait while you save the world! 2023-02-171h 42Teen Movie Time MachineCamp Rock (W/ Claire Woolcott)Listen up campers! Today we’re breaking down a CLASSIC: Camp Rock. And here to help us break it down is “Kevin Jonas apologist,” Claire Woolcott.
This movie has it ALL, Demi Lovato, all 3 Jonas Brothers, hair that evades rational thought, fashion that is truly insane, and songs that won’t ever leave your head!
Don’t hide behind your bag of tortilla chips or try to trick us by putting a full pie in your face, just be yourself and sing along because this one’s a treat!2023-02-031h 35Teen Movie Time MachineGet a Clue (W/ Ashley Geron)GMTD listeners it’s time to GET A CLUE! Here to break down this 2000s fever dream is our friend and comedian Ashley Geron!
This movie is chock-full of stars (Lindsay Lohan and Brenda Song, helloooo?!), spy technologies and FASHION! Oh lord, the fashionnnnn. This movie says if your outfit doesn’t have a theme, feathers, gems, different textures, patterns on patterns, sunglasses inside, or neon colors then you’ve already lost!!
When a teacher goes missing after Lexy (Lindsay Lohan) exposes “the scandal of the century” (i.e. two teachers dating??) Lexy and her friends have to spend a grueling 2...2023-01-201h 46Teen Movie Time MachineThe Cheetah Girls 2 (W/ Sarah James)Cheetah Girls, Cheetah Sisters!
We’re back and so are our favorite girls (women? They look weathered). And we have GMTD veteran, and author Sarah James here to break down The Cheetah Girls 2!
A film with roughly 220 plot lines, this movie finds our fabulous foursome jetting off to Spain (after a flip phone audition) to perform in some sort of music competition, that quite honestly, we still don’t understand.
The big debate here: is this a musical or just a movie with impossibly long musical breaks? We have Galleria (Raven-Symoné) trying to wrangle the girls for one, JUST ONE, rehea...2023-01-061h 32Teen Movie Time Machine‘Twas the Night (W/ Jackie Gonzalez-Durruthy)Merry Christmas Eve Eve, GMTD family! We have a little holiday treat for you this week— that’s right, we’re talking about ‘Twas the Night with our absolute Christmas EXPERT, Jackie Gonzalez-Durruthy!
This film turns a lot of tropes on their heads, and has an ACUTAL con-artist/criminal Uncle, a sleigh NOT pulled by reindeer, and a Santa NOT “living in the Ho-Ho-Ho.”
It’s veryyyyy clear that whoever wrote this movie was on the naughty list. All I’ll say is… there’s some allusion to inappropriate behavior with Rudolph, and a tickle fight initiated by Santa that is VERY DISTURBING...2022-12-231h 34Teen Movie Time MachineRoger and Hammerstein’s Cinderella (W/ Phylicia McLeod)This week on GMTD the impossible is possible! We’re talking about the beloved, iconic, perfect magical Roger and Hammerstein’s Cinderella!
We have THE Whitney Houston, THE Brandy, THE Whoopie Goldberg, THE Bernadette Peters… George Costanza… and here to talk about it all is our beloved, THE Phylicia McLeod!
This ain’t your mothers bibbidi-bobbidi-boo Cinderella. This is belt-the-house-down, 90’s royalty, Broadway divas creating a damn CLASSIC “modern” Cinderella (is it through?) From the sets to the costumes to the MUSIC to the CAST to the jokes and the accents, this movie delivers in every. Single. Way.
Needless to say this is the...2022-12-161h 40Teen Movie Time MachineFull Court Miracle (W/ Leila Gorstein)Happy Hanukkah Give Me That D listeners! This week we have our very own Leila Gorstein here to break down the Hanukah classic, Full Court Miracle!
This film, based on a true story, asks a lot of important questions like; is this ex-college basketball star the ghost of Judah Maccabee? Is this dreidel rap the best thing you’ve ever heard? Can you imagine Jake playing basketball? Can any team get into a tournament even if they haven’t won a game in 2 years? Does it take an entire year to learn the story of Hanukkah?
It also flips the scri...2022-12-091h 34Teen Movie Time MachineGo Figure (W/ Jake and Katelyn)Happy Holidays! We’re back! Did you miss us? And more importantly, did you miss hockey? Because this week it’s just Jake and Katelyn breaking down, “Go Figure!”
You might be saying, “that sounds like a figure skating movie!” But you’re only half right. Not only is this incorrectly spelled “Katelin” a truly unlikeable character with a smile that rivals the Joker’s, she is a plushy loving “twirl girl” who has to play hockey at boarding school to get a chance at going to the Olympics….. are you following? We also have a DCOM first: a reasonable little brother who deserve...2022-12-021h 31Teen Movie Time MachineH.E. Double Hockey Sticks (W/ Katelyn Woolcott and Jake Farrington)Welcome to hell!!!
Jake and Katelyn are SOLO this week and thank GOD. Because this week we’re talking about H.E. Double Hockey Sticks which Katelyn feels is an experience akin to getting trampled by horses. There’s so much non-consensual sight and sound!! But, what a cast!
We have a demon/devil (who can say?) played by Will Friedle having a full manic episode, Matthew Lawrence as the hot-shot hockey player who inexplicably is never nude in a locker room?? (SUING!!) Gabrielle Union plays an undercover Angel named…. Gabby… okayyyyy. And the LEGEND Rhea Perlman playing the devil herself...2022-10-281h 30Teen Movie Time MachineThe Scream Team (W/ Matt Mayerle)Give Me That D listeners! This week we are talking about an honest-to-god movie??? Like with a plot? A storyline? *Actors*?? We’re talking about The Scream Team with our bud Matt Mayerle! When a fire wielding ghost steals the soul of a grandfather, we are thrust into a town mystery and a ghost-way station where souls come to transition. Whoa. We also have a classic DCOM bad dad, our personal ghost stories, how damaging stories with an inventor could be for young children and the power of natural gas. Have fun!!!2022-10-211h 33Teen Movie Time MachineTwitches (W/ Claire Woolcott)Twins, sisters and witches assemble! This week on GMTD we’re talking about the ICONIC movie Twitches with our very own sister-witch, Claire Woolcott!
Exactly 17 years ago TODAY, Tia and Tamera Mowry graced our screens with the age old story of twins separated at birth who are prophesied to save all dimensions from “the Darkness.”Tamera/Camryn/Cam/Apolla takes more after sun and draws extremely demented pictures. Tia/Alexandra/Alex/Artemis has more moon energy and writes extremely demented stories. So you can just IMAGINE the fun we get into when, on their 21st birthday, they meet and realize not on...2022-10-141h 43Teen Movie Time MachineHalloweentown High (W/ Maggie Smith and Kyle Mantegna)IT’S THE SEASON 4 PREMIER!
We. Are. Back!! Come on, you didn’t think we’d miss spooky season did you?? Like we could abstain from talking about these Halloween classics; including this weeks movie, Halloweentown High! Of courseeee we had to ask the Roommate Lovers themselves, Maggie Smith and Kyle Mantegna back to break it down with us.
Now, for a movie with the tittle Halloweentown High it might surprise you that we don’t step foot in Halloweentown. Marnie (Kimberly J. Brown, greatest mouth actor of our generation) brings Halloweentown (people? Creatures? Beings?) teens to the mortal world as a sor...2022-10-071h 35Teen Movie Time MachineZenon: The Zequel (W/ Katelyn Woolcott and Jake Farrington)It’s just family this week because it’s GMTD’s ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY!! Can you believe? And we are celebrating in style by chatting about one of our favorite women in the galaxy: Zenon! That’s right! We’re breaking down “Zenon: The Zequel.” From another Proto Zoa banger, to enemies becoming friends (looking at you, Margie), to a trek through the jungle, and even the involvement of the US military, this movie is doing it all! Zenon continues to leave wreckage in her wake but damnit if she doesn’t always pull through! Aunt Judy is an alien conspiracy theor...2022-07-151h 31Teen Movie Time MachinePixel Perfect (W/ Ryan Barton)Oh my God, this week we have a whacky one for ya — Pixel Perfect! We have the wonderful Ryan Barton here to play devil’s advocate and try his best to put a positive spin on this real journey of a movie —or movie(s). There’s many layers.
This movie is about a boy who creates a hologram popstar because he doesn’t believe his “best friend” is good enough to be her bands lead singer. COOL. It’s also a science movie, but also a band movie?? But it could also be about the inner workings of the internet, sleezy...2022-07-081h 26Teen Movie Time MachineSusie Q (W/ Ashley England)Jeepers! This is one of our personal faves! Now, did we have to watch a bootleg version of this film on YouTube (shoutout to @TVMovies for doing the lord’s work!)? Yes. But it was WORTH IT to get our eyes back on Susie Q! And we’re popping our dear friend Ashley England’s DCOM cherry —what a thrill! She brings alllll the insight you could hope for. This movie has everything: a devastating car accident on a bridge in the 1950’s, a GHOST coming back to help her parents, a basketball star who finds a charm bracelet, Shelley Long as a...2022-07-011h 43Teen Movie Time MachineSeventeen Again (W/ Ross Knight)Well, well, well, this week on GMTD we have a special episode with not 1, not 2 but 3 Mowry’s- Tia, Tamera AND Tahj. We’re talking Seventeen Again with our very own mean girl Ross Knight! Sure Tia and Tamera (famous twins) don’t play twins NOR siblings, and yes Tahj is barely in the movie because he’s “animal testing” the reverse aging soap that has “15 types of lethal chemicals” in it, but still a TREAT! This movie has a set of divorced Grandparents (don’t go to Australia, that’s all I’ll say) that age back into seventeen year olds. Have you ev...2022-06-241h 34Teen Movie Time MachineThe Jennie Project (W/ Steven Tobiasz)This week on GMTD we have a film (?) that is truly bananas! We’re breaking down The Jennie Project and luckily we have cat daddy himself Steven Tobiasz here to help us make sense of this one. We have a disturbed family that takes in a Chimpanzee as one of their children, we have a chimp in a diaper, in a gingham dress and most surprising of all taking the stand in a court of law! And no, this is not a comedy, this is a “family drama”! On top of that we have an overly familiar mailman who sues the ch...2022-06-171h 31Teen Movie Time MachineRip Girls (W/ Alison Banowsky)This week on GMTD things get…. Sincere?? We’re breaking down (and sobbing over) Rip Girls with true gem of a human, Alison Banowsky! Some would say Rip Girls walked so Blue Crush could run- there’s a theme!! Not only do we have the beauty of Hawaii as a backdrop, a nuanced step-mom, an incredible plot with a dead mom and the deed to a plantation going to a 13 year old… We also have a whale festival (dream) a kiss in the middle of the film (maybe first ever??) and a bad-ass surfer chick clique we’re dying to be a part...2022-06-101h 28Teen Movie Time MachineStuck in the Suburbs (W/ Tommy Do)GMTD is finally back and we have the hilarious (figure skater?!) comedian Tommy Do here to to talk about Stuck in the Suburbs! Wow what a film. Not a lot of movie titles refer to a state of mind rather than a major plot, but this one sure does! We have suburban moms on the brink, maybe the first older sister to ever be featured on a Dcom, an old “historic house” that needs to be saved and of course a pop star and an aspiring young “song writer” accidentally switching phones. What will 2 young girls do when they get their ha...2022-06-031h 33Teen Movie Time MachineSwitching Goals (W/ Jamie Jirak)This week on GMTD we’re talking the Wonderful World of Disney x Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen vehicle, Switching Goals! We didn’t know how much we missed them and needed them back in our lives! Of course we had to call an all things Olsen expert and fan club devotee, Jamie Jirak, to really teach us a thing or two. Did you know MK and Ashley aren’t actually identical twins?? Remember how we all wanted their iconic haircut? In Jake’s case, still does? We also talk another psychotic father obsessed with winning….. youth soccer championships??? Also all the men in...2022-05-201h 29Teen Movie Time MachineHalloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (W/ Maggie Smith and Kyle Mantegna)This week on GMTD, “some of them are goblins, some of them are ghouls and some of them are a little weird” it’s Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge! We have the roommate lovers themselves Maggie Smith and Kyle Mantegna here to keep us laughing the entirety of this episode. Never have we been more grateful for a recap on a past movie because HUH?!! We have TWO stolen spell books, (which apparently only belong to one witch family?? Where are the other witches??) a Gollum- which of course is a man made out of frogs, 2 Halloween parties that are a town M...2022-05-131h 32Teen Movie Time MachineMotocrossed (W/ Allison Reese)This week on GMTD we’re talking about the movie that made us all gay: Motocrossed! And thank god we have Allison Reese here to talk about this truly hallowed film. Remember when we all wore Fox gear from head to toe and watched the X-Games? What an era! This movie single-handedly brought Motocross into the zeitgeist…. maybe! We talk all things privileged/horrible dads, sweet sibling relationships, one of the hunkiest guys of all time, iconic green nails (to help with arm pump, OBVIOUSLY!), and of course a twin switch-a-roo with a sister posing as her brother! Billy Shakes migh...2022-05-061h 27Teen Movie Time MachineLuck of the Irish (W/ Rebecca Munley)TOP O’ THE MORNIN’ AND HAPPY SEASON 3 PREMIERE! This week on GMTD we are joined by Irish fangirl herself, Rebecca Munley to discuss Luck of the Irish! What a film! It’s part horror, part noir, part slapstick comedy and full USA propaganda! We have mom’s turning into leprechauns, a stolen lucky coin, cornbread and cabbage as a weapon and…… basketball?? But at the end of the day this movie is definitive PROOF that 9/11 was an inside job. And remember, “American’s come from all over, not just one place and so do I [we]”.2022-04-291h 29Teen Movie Time MachineThe Cheetah Girls (W/ Glittermoneyyy)Calling all Cheetah Girls and Cheetah Sisters! This week on GMTD we have 2 of the most most badass women in the game, Tayyyslayyy and Trashley of Glitter Moneyyy, and they’re here to breakdown CHEETAH GIRLS!!! This film! This fashion! These STARS!! Not only do we have THE Raven-Symoné, we have Adrienne Bailon and Kiely Williams of 3LW and Sabrina Bryan! The fashion is straight from a “10 for 10” at Claire’s, the music is bop after bop, and we also have wildly upsetting animal masks, honest to god good moms, and Raven becoming a full monster with the promise of fame. But...2022-03-181h 31Teen Movie Time MachineLife-Size (W/ Eric Myrick and KoKo Bell)This week on GMTD we are resurrecting one of the greatest films of all time, Life-Size! Lindsay Lohan and Tyra Banks in the same movie?! It’s too much! We have two other superstars here who shine *bright* and *far*, Eric Myrick and KoKo Bell from Get Wrecked: The Game Show Podcast, giving their very hot takes! This movie has Tyra Banks playing a brought-to-life Barbie doll and Lindsay Lohan as a football player into the Occult. But this film isn’t just about how a little blush will literally change your life, or the danger of a resurrection spell that...2022-03-111h 28Teen Movie Time MachineDouble Teamed ( W/ Jackie Gonzalez-Durruthy)This week on GMTD Jake and I are joined by Basketball enthusiast Jackie Gonzalez-Durruthy to triple team Double Teamed! What a FILM! Sure we have some classic basketball movies; Hoosiers, Love and Basketball, Coach Carter, but those all pale in comparison to the sports CLASSIC. Did those movies have 6’5” twin sisters who look nothing alike but are supposed to be identical? A transphobic Wizard of Oz audition? A move called the “Ali” where you hold a basketball in front of you and shift your weight from foot to foot?? SABOTAGE??? No they did not!
We also talk: dating twins, Katelyn’s basketba...2022-03-041h 32Teen Movie Time MachineCan of Worms (W/ Becca Slack)This week on GMTD we’re flummoxed, we’re baffled, we’re frankly grossed out by, Can of Worms. We have creature lover herself Becca Slack here to really help us figure this one out! It’s a lazy Susan of discarded electronics; it’s a dog with a flesh light collar; it’s an art school with a football team; and it’s one of the the most beautiful woman in world, Erika Christensen, acting like she’s in love with one of the biggest dorks of all time! But truly what we’re left with is this; 1999 was one of the most pe...2022-02-251h 33Teen Movie Time MachineReady to Run (W/ Audrey Beauchamp)Giddy up cowgirls and gays! This week on Give Me That D we’re talking about Ready to Run (one of the sweetest DCOM’s we’ve ever done??) with our human pixie stick Audrey Beauchamp! In this ep Katelyn reveals herself for the real horse girl she is; Cowboy Take me Away on repeat? She calls horses in a group having their “annual horse meeting?” She’s upset by animal’s talking but likes when they’re acting? WHAT’S THE TRUTH? We also have to ask, is horse meat legal? Can we please get Justice for moody? Are all horses obsesse...2022-02-181h 23Teen Movie Time MachineJumping Ship (W/ Tim Murray)Lawrence Brother lust is front and center in this weeks episode of Give Me That D! Now this is “technically” the sequel to Horse Sense but babes this is no longer a humble story about a ranch in Montana, we’ve taken to the seas! This week we’re breaking down Jumping Ship and here to help us make the journey from stables to pirate ships is Tim Murray! This movie couldn’t have more happening, it’s a rarely seen DDD (Double Dead Dad) story, it’s 2 of the HOTTEST MEN ON EARTH (sorry Andy), it’s ocean crocodiles and our old Impr...2022-02-111h 35Teen Movie Time MachineThe Poof Point (W/ Ross Knight)Did you ever want to see your parents as infants? No? Us either but here we are! This week on GMTD we’re talking about the Poof Point with the one and only Ross Knight! This movie is reallyyyyy something, never thought I’d ever hear a daughter ask her grown father if he “needs to use the potty” and that’s not something you can un-see. We also talk about Ross’ hatred of children, our sadness that Tahj Mowry had to deal with scripts like this, a couple of kids who really don’t grasp the reality their parents are about to d...2022-02-041h 23Teen Movie Time MachineThe Even Stevens Movie (W/ Michael Gomez)This week on GMTD we are going on a “dream vacation”(that’s more like a fever dream) with our favorite family…. And Beans. It’s The Even Stevens Movie! And thank god we have Michael Gomez here to try and sort through what the hell this movie is!! It’s part Truman Show (???) Part prank wars and definitely is the origin story for Kamala and Doug. So buckle up because we’re going to Mandelina!2022-01-281h 31Teen Movie Time MachineYou Lucky Dog (W/ Rasheeda Moore)On this week of GMTD we are befuddled, shocked, and frankly upset at what has to be, hands down, the kookiest movie we’ve ever laid our eyes on; You Lucky Dog. Thank God we have Rasheeda Moore here to help us make sense of this movie. If you thought Kirk Cameron couldn’t be more appalling you haven’t seen him BECOME a dog. That’s right, he’s not only a dog psychic but somehow can channel a dog named Lucky- it’s as horrifying as it sounds! This movie has a doggy murder plot, gum balls that make their o...2022-01-211h 26Teen Movie Time MachineRead It and Weep (W/ Stevie Shale)This week on GMTD, get lost in the fantastical and improbable world of the Panabaker sisters as we break down one of the wildest DCOM stories ever told; Read it and Weep! Actress, comedian, and LOTR enthusiast Stevie Shale joins us to help make sense of the madness. This film has it all: a journal ACCIDENTALLY becoming a NATIONAL best seller? Check. Purple headbands the full length and width of your head? Yup! A young girl experiencing a full psychotic break? BINGO! And a boot stomp akin to that of a dominatrix? Somehow…yes. As always, don’t forget to RATE...2022-01-141h 40Teen Movie Time MachineCadet Kelly (W/ Taylor Wolfe)We’re back, baby! And we’re starting off the year 2022 A.D. (After Duff) by breaking down the DCOM we’ve alllll been waiting for: Cadet Kelly! Comedian and social media superstar Taylor Wolfe joins us to celebrate this Hilary Duff/Christy Carlson Romano vehicle that tackles gun-dancing, sexually charged shoe shines, and impossibly long pratfalls. We’re also asking “is it ok to say maggot?” and “is ribbon-dancing military approved?” And Taylor shares stories from cheer camp while Katelyn gets maybe too earnest about what Hilary Duff means to her (WHO CAN BLAME HER?!). As always, don’t forget to RATE, RE...2022-01-071h 23Teen Movie Time MachineThe Ultimate Christmas Present (W/ Claire Woolcott)Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all you D lovers out there!! This is a very, very special week on GMTD because it’s a family episode! We have our ultimate Christmas present, Claire Woolcott (sister of the pod) here to help us break down The Ultimate Christmas Present! This movie might have the WORST friend in DCOM history, A deranged yet deeply passionate weather man, snowmobiles in Los Angeles, and most importantly we uncover Santa for who he truly is; a pervert. We love you all! Thanks for making our year so special! We’ll see you in the new...2021-12-241h 37Teen Movie Time MachineRight on Track (W/ Maren Lovgren Moreno)Vroom vroom all you drag queens out there— and by that I mean all of you junior drag race “dragster” fans out there! This week on GMTD we’re talking Right on Track with Maren Lovgren! This movie is a FEMINIST MANIFESTO! So who better to star in it than two equally important women of cinema history: Academy Award winner, Brie Larson and 7th Heaven’s Beverly Mitchel! This movie is about defying the expectations of the patriarchy. It’s about many, many heartfelt talks and tense staring. It’s about bangs. It’s about sisterhood. It’s about French class, and volleyb...2021-12-171h 29Teen Movie Time MachineJohnny Kapahala: Back on Board (W/ Michelle Davey)This week on GMTD we are NOT on board with the Johnny Tsunami sequel; Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board. Even though they don’t bring back surfing we had to bring back the hilarious Michelle Davey to help us understand this movie! Are you a fool who thinks opening a business and having a wedding on the same day is impossible? Think again! Ever heard of dirt boarding? We haven’t either! Do you think it’s noticeable when a completely different actor takes over a roll of an iconic character? Well, this will be tough. Grab a board brah becaus...2021-12-101h 17Teen Movie Time MachineEddie’s Million Dollar Cook-off (W/ Olivia Nielsen and Susan Glynn)This week on GMTD we’re talking about a film that may just be the most queer coded movie Disney Channel has ever made; Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-off! Katelyn unfortunately couldn’t be here but don’t you fret, we have the incredible Olivia Nielsen here filling in as guest host! And honestly, Katelyn could’ve made it work but this is an elaborate ploy to educate Olivia on DCOM’s- baby was deprived. And not only do we have Olivia but we have Susan Glynn (some say the Bobby Flay of comedy) here as well!!! This movie left us wondering...2021-12-031h 27Teen Movie Time MachineThe Thirteenth Year (W/ Katie Kershaw)This week on GMTD we are “diving in” (not sorry) into another classic, The Thirteenth Year! What’s harder than puberty? Going through fish puberty I guess?! Here to help us sort through it all is hilarious, Katie Kershaw! This movie is tubas falling in pools, the insatiable thirst of a merman, it’s marching bands at swim meets, and most shocking of all; a “popular boy” protagonist! Enjoy this incredible coming of age tail (Again, NOT sorry!) Have funnnnnn!2021-11-261h 34Teen Movie Time MachineZenon: Girl of the 21st Century (W/ Meghan Murphy)Cetus-Lapetus! (Yah, it’s spelled with a C.) WE ARE BACK! Season Two of, Give Me That D is back and it’s MAJOR! We have a treat of all treats for you with this one; we’re talking Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century with our “Supernova Girl”, Meghan Murphy! The outfit! The catchphrases! Raven! Chelsea Clinton is President! There’s honestly too much to talk about with this lunarious classIc. Please enjoy the one we’ve all been waiting for!2021-11-191h 33Teen Movie Time MachineBrink! (Re-release)Before we come back for SEASON 2, we’re gonna take ya back to the very beginning with a re-release of Brink! Enjoyyyyyy!!! Calling all Soul Skaters! Episode 1 of Give Me That D is here and we couldn’t be more thrilled to be talking about Brink! Katelyn and Jake are going solo this week so enjoy the magic! Please note: Katelyn didn’t understand how her microphone worked for the first 2 episodes, she asks for grace as she navigates technology. Thank you.2021-11-071h 31Teen Movie Time MachineHalloweentown (W/ Ann Sundell and Mike Liebenson)On this week’s Season 1 Finale of Give Me That D, we are finally getting to the Spooktober film everyone has been waiting for: HALLOWEENTOWN! Joined by TWO guests (a GMTD first!) Anne Sundell and Mike Liebenson give us their hilarious insight on gay werewolves, dead-eyed child actors, and try to help us understand how spells work??? They’re turned to stone why?? And going where?? And somehow a big pumpkin helps??2021-10-291h 35Teen Movie Time MachinePhantom of the Megaplex (W/ Sarah James)This week on GMTD we have, AUTHOR,
Sarah James here to talk
Phantom of the Megaplex! Will her masters degree even help make sense of these inexplicable plots?? Is it about a money hungry teenage assistant manager? Is it about quirky co-workers? Is it about a “big Hollywood movie premiere”? Or is it simply about golden ages own Mickey Rooney being an unpaid ticket taker? Who can say?? Don’t let the Phantom spook you! XOXO Movie Mason.2021-10-221h 30Teen Movie Time MachineMom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (W/ Olivia Nielsen)This week we’re “biting” into the classic Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (get it?) with the incomparable Olivia Nielsen! If you’re thinking you know everything there is to know about Vampires, you’re wrong! Bet you didn’t know tea lights are integral to the vampire hunting process, or that vampires can climb up walls and don’t like rockabilly clubs- or that there ARE rockabilly clubs! Also Jake gives his perspective as a mother on post divorce dating, the importance of chocolate chips in pancakes to keep your fractured family together and rediscovering the most important r...2021-10-151h 36Teen Movie Time MachineTower of Terror (W/ Jamie Jirak)This week on the pod we delve into the spooky classic, Tower of Terror! The hilarious and insightful Jamie Jirak joins us to break down this absolute ride (literally) of a film, and together we’re asking: who’s dead?? How is anyone related??? Elevators operate how???? Is Steve Guttenberg hot????? That lady's name is CLAIRE?????? And most importantly, WHO STYLED KIRSTEN DUNST?????????2021-10-081h 24Teen Movie Time MachineUnder Wraps (W/ Magnus Chhan)This week on GMTD we’re breaking down Under Wraps or as our guest Magnus Chhan’s 3 year old daughter would title it: “The Ballad of Amy”. OR as Katelyn would call it: “HELP! Make it end! This is the Dcom that started it all- and boy is it clear!! This movie is insane. We have a savage 12 year old girl with a BRA, a Mummy who can pee through his mummy wraps (???) and bad guys who pose as ice cream truck workers with GUNS!!! We’ll leave you on this, “Let lovers be.”- Magnus.2021-10-011h 30Teen Movie Time MachineHorse Sense (W/ Maggie Smith)This week on GMTD we’re breaking down Horse Sense or THE HORNIEST MOVIE WE’VE EVER WATCHED?! We’re joined by the hilarious Maggie Smith to break down this Lawrence Brother vehicle. This movie has; not going to Disneyland, Montana (where there are NO coffee houses), the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen and a couple of wild horses. Please enjoy this episode as we inappropriately drool all over ourselves!2021-09-241h 38Teen Movie Time MachineMy Date with the President’s Daughter (W/ Leila Gorstein)This week on GMTD we’re having a blast with Leila Gorstein breaking down, My Date with the President’s Daughter! This thrilling political drama has us asking; Has there ever been a more selfish character than Hallie in a film? Was this based off of Chelsea Clinton? Is anything ever worth more than $20 if you’re buying it from a person in a blue wig? We even get a special appearance by #BoyfriendJoey. Yes. This episode is 15 minutes longer than the movie, but we PROMISE you it is worth every single moment.2021-09-171h 45Teen Movie Time MachineGenius (W/ Bill Letz)Has there ever been a movie we’ve been more flummoxed by? None are coming to mind! This week on GMTD we’re talking about Genius! Thank God we have Bill Letz here to explain to us, in detail, how science works??? Get ready for a young Emmy Rossum, a hockey storyline that doesn’t need to be there and a 14 year old boy who is a professor, unlocking the secrets of gravity and posing as a jr. high student. Yeah. Let that sink in.2021-09-101h 42Teen Movie Time MachineDon’t Look Under the Bed (W/ Nick Ley)Ok, freaks, things are getting SCARY! (But like, why did it have to be that scary tho?) This week we’re breaking down the ABSOLUTE HORROR FILM Don’t Look Under the Bed! Joining us is the musically-minded Nick Ley to talk about the boogeyman (er...boogeyPERSON), confusing pranks, and we uncover Katelyn’s personal beef with one of the cast members which is not to be missed.2021-09-031h 39Teen Movie Time MachineWish Upon A Star (W/ Niccole Thurman)We’ve all made a wish upon a star only to awaken to find you’ve switched bodies with your sister, right?? Well that’s exactly what happens to Alexia and Hayley in this CLASSIC, Wish Upon a Star. Here to delve deep is our own shooting star, Niccole Thurman! We’re trying to make sense of which sister is which; how long it truly takes a 16 year old to get ready in the morning; and Niccole gives us her perspective on the “popular crowd” from someone who was on the inside!2021-08-271h 33Teen Movie Time MachineStepsister From Planet Weird (W/ Kristin Screnci)Do you like bubbles? Do you like gas? Are you calmed by water? Then listen to this weeks GMTD, where we break down the utterly bizarre Stepsister From Planet Weird! Kristin Screnci joins to help us make sense of this gaseous romp of a film about bubble sisters, bubble lovers, and even bubble murder!2021-08-201h 32Teen Movie Time MachineJohnny Tsunami (W/ Michelle Davey)Calling all urchins! It’s time to put on your Hawaiian shirt, grab your snowboard, and resent your loser dad! That’s right, this week we’re breaking down the truly ICONIQUÉ Johnny Tsunami! Reluctantly joined by our dear friend Michelle Davey, we talk hot grandpas, insane hats, and the hidden story WITHIN the story!2021-08-131h 33Teen Movie Time MachineQuints (W/ Liam Gareau)It’s not 1, it’s not 2, it’s not 3…. it’s 5 babies! And no, it’s not a horror movie, it’s the DCOM classic Quints! And we have the King of Wit himself, Liam Gareau with us to talk all about “subtle acting”, “art” and how the hell a dad who works at a hardware store (???) is going to support a family of eight!2021-08-061h 35Teen Movie Time MachineAlley Cats Strike! (W/ Adrienne Teeley)Hey, cool cats! Clean those bowling shoes because this week we’re talking about Alley Cats Strike! It’s retro; it’s two towns obsessed with apples; It’s a boy with an addiction to bowling shirts; and Adrienne Teeley is with us to get to the bottom of it! See you on the lanes!2021-07-301h 24Teen Movie Time MachineGotta Kick It Up! (W/ Tina Arfaee)Is it cheer? Is it dance? Who can say! This week we’re breaking down the DCOM classic, Gotta Kick It Up! Joined by special guest Tina Arfaee, we’re screaming “SÍ SE PUEDE!” as we chat about America Ferrara’s effortless talent and Susan Egan’s carnivorous wig.2021-07-231h 11Teen Movie Time MachineSmart House (W/ Caitlin Linden)“Hey Pat, play the latest episode of Give Me That D!” That’s right, this week we’re breaking down the iconic (though unnerving) DCOM, Smart House! Joined by the hilarious Caitlin Linden, we talk all about the garbage-eating floors and cock-blocking kids that made this FILM an absolute classic.2021-07-161h 28Teen Movie Time MachineTrailerIntroducing: Give Me That D, a Disney Channel Original Movie Breakdown Podcast. Jake Farrington and Katelyn Woolcott, two F list comedians with a strong love for that D… DCOM’s. If you, like us, were super cool and popular in middle school, and spent every Friday night from ‘96-’06 waiting in front of your tv for the newest DCOM, then this podcast is for you. We celebrate the absolute insanity of these capital F Films, from houses that are smart to Cadets who are Kelly. We dissect all of the aloof parents, inexplicable plots, and the bowl-cuts responsible for sexual awakenin...2021-07-0302 min