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Split HappensToy Story: Oh Great...Now We Gotta Deal With Sentient ToysSend us a textReach for the skyyyyyyy, because this week is all about 1995's Pixar OG--Toy Story! For our third round of March Movie Madness, you chose ANIMATION so we are diving into the origins of Pixar, casting, difficulties with animation, and much more as we cover this beloved movie.KATRINA is the PRO of this episode and she has lots of trivia to lull Anna into a false sense of safety, and she's given herself a self-imposed challenge to not swear. Well good luck with that, Katrina, and bring on the Toy Story...2025-03-201h 23Split HappensIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Indiana Getting Love From His Distant Father is the Real Holy GrailSend us a textMovie Madness continues this week with the DUOS region, and the winner is Harrison Ford and pointing his finger! We're covering 1989's brilliant third installment in the Indiana Jones franchise: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! ANNA is the PRO and she's itching for a button push from Katrina. Will this be the episode? And in a movie highlighting the Indiana Jones origin story, it seems only appropriate to delve into the history of the Indiana Jones character as a whole. KATRINA is the CON and sh...2025-03-131h 32Split HappensJurassic Park: (disclaimer: some park guests not guaranteed to leave the park alive)Send us a textYou voted and we listened! Thank you all for voting which movies you wanted us to cover, and we’re starting off our Movie Madness with the Director region. Stephen Spielberg took the prize by a mile, so 1993’s Jurassic Park, it is. We’re heading down to Isla Nublar to discuss this iconic blockbuster and and maybe have one or two tequila shots. Or possibly more, it’s hard to say. Enjoy the episode and let us know what you think!Anna is the PRO and she’s gonna th...2025-03-061h 29Split HappensSnatch: Of Course I Like Dags. Everyone Likes Dags.Send us a textAll. Bets. Are. Off. This week we’re celebrating Katrina’s wedding anniversary and she chose Guy Ritchie’s brilliant dark comedy—Snatch! Katrina comes with a briefcase full of trivia. Like how did Brad Pitt end up in the film? And what’s with his accent? KATRINA-is the PRO and she will get a button push from Anna no matter what. Even if she has to threaten Anna with fake guns and hungry pigs.ANNA-is the CON and she...2024-11-211h 19Split HappensBugsy Malone: We Coulda Been Anything That We Wanted to Be…Like a Singing, Pie-Throwing, Child MafiasoSend us a textGrab a fedora and a pie because it’s time to talk about 1976’s Bugsy Malone! This is an absolute favorite for Anna and Katrina and we don’t wanna hear any guff about it! This utterly charming musical from first time director, Sir Alan Parker, has everything—200 child actors, songs written and performed by the brilliant Paul Williams, SPLURGE GUNS….everything! We truly hope you’ll enjoy this one and if you want to watch the movie before listening to the episode, it’s free on Pluto TV, and available to buy or rent...2024-11-141h 32Split HappensTango and Cash: Hot Take--Cash and Tango Sounds Better, Fight Me.Send us a textAnna and Katrina, Katrina and Anna. While they are technically not two of the 80's biggest action stars, they were alive in the 80's, and watched a lot of action movies. Including the movie they are covering this week, and this movie has everything! Rats in a maze for absolutely no reason. Actors willy nilly changing their accents. A slinky. Social commentary on the need for prison reform. Everything! Please enjoy 1989's Tango and Cash!KATRINA-is the pro, and she is going to giggle her way through some great trivia...2024-11-071h 20Split HappensTrick or Treat (1986): Okay Fine, He's a Dead, Evil Murderer...but he Dances Like an Angel and his Song is a BopSend us a textDo you love horror movies with a hero who is a rockin non-conformist that can't wait for a gaggle of preppy pricks to get their comeuppance? And also, Gene Simmons as a disc jockey, Ozzy Osbourne as preacher, and acclaimed Solid Gold dancer Tony Fields (RIP) as a recently crispified and mostly deceased hard rock idol? You might think this sounds like a fever dream, but it is actually 1986's Trick or Treat!!!ANNA-is the pro, and she has the power of kick ass trivia, an a...2024-11-011h 31Split HappensFrailty: Swinging Axes and Burying Demons for JesusSend us a textIt's our 2nd to last spook-tober episode for 2024, and if you are a demon disguising as a human this one is going to scare the spirit out of your soul-less corpse! This movie is so good Matthew McConaughey is better than all right, all right, all right. Sorry, it was right there. And Powers Boothe as Special Agent Wesley Doyle? Yes, please! Enjoy Bill Paxton's directorial debut, 2002's Frailty! KATRINA-is the pro, and she loves this movie so much she barely gets Bill Paxton mixed up...2024-10-231h 12Split HappensChild's Play: Sure He's a Murderous Doll, but No One Can Say Chucky Isn't At Least Friendly-ishSend us a textWanna plaaaaaaay..........our latest episode? Will you be our podcast friend till the end? C'mon, these hints are gold. Plus, we give you the name of the episode at the top, so you kind of go into this with an advantage. The Split Happens sisters can't think of anything that gets you more in the mood for spooktober than an adorable, albeit homicidal foul mouthed doll with an unending un-alive list. We are thrilled to bring you 1988's Child's Play.KATRINA-is the pro, and she has...2024-10-171h 22Split HappensCritters: Man, the '80s Really Cornered the Market for Small Killer CreaturesSend us a textA movie about furry little creatures from outer space causing a ruckus? Have the Split Happens got the repeater going on? Heck no, it isn't Christmas, it's spoooooooky season! That means they are covering the movie about the OTHER movie about furry little creatures from outer space that cause a ruckus. Specifically, ruckus creatures from 1986. Specifically called Critters.ANNA is the pro-and she is armed with poison quill covered trivia, as well as the knowledge that along with the power of tequila, Katrina's love for Tim...2024-10-101h 35Split HappensWitchboard(1986) Just a Little Psychic Humor and a Dash of Ghostly HomicideSend us a textWe are kicking off our month of spoooooky episodes with a suspenseful, supernatural, spirit filled gem. This movie has everything: An 80's soap opera star; enough Aqua Net to destroy the ozone layer; gum; a Ouija board; a possessed spirit who may or not be a pissed off 10yo.........everything!!!!! Enjoy 1986's Witchboard!KATRINA IS THE PRO-and even though there isn't much trivia for this movie, that doesn't stop her from going on and on about how incredibly amazing and bananas this movie is! She feels pretty confident that between their...2024-10-031h 28Split HappensFace/Off: Let's Not Let Actual "Science" Get in the Way of a Perfectly Bonkers PlotSend us a textHey!! Who wants to be able to perform complex facial reconstruction surgeries without going to medical school??!! To quote the hot European lady from Super Troopers, "I do, I do!!!". Better yet, what if we said we have an episode about a movie that is so cuckoo bananas it needed not ONE, but TWO action stars? Enter dancing queen himself Sir John Travolta and "nepotism makes me sick but the Godfather is still a classic" Nicolas Cage. Please enjoy our equally cuckoo bananas recap of 1997's Face Off! 2024-08-151h 46Split HappensThe Pirate Movie: 2.0Send us a textIf something is happy the first time, isn't it happier the 2nd time? Us twice married people think so (Katrina, that is), so we thought, "Hey us, why don't we try re-recording an episode that people seem to love, and put that theory to the test?"! Except this time Katrina is the pro, and Anna is the con! Genius! Get ready for the swashbuckling romp that is 1982's The Pirate Movie!Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins in Australia doing a "modern" take on the Gilbert and Sullivan o...2024-08-071h 11Split HappensRobin Hood: Sexy Animated Fox VersionSend us a textAnna and Katrina decided that there are just not enough podcasts about a benevolent animated fox and the grown human women (woman) who have developed feelings for said fox, and these women (Anna) need their (hers) voices heard! Please join us as we take a not creepy at all trip down memory lane as we discuss 1973's Disney classic, Robin Hood!ANNA-is obviously the pro because she would have it no other way, and honestly was quite frightening during the negotiations on this topic...2024-08-071h 18Split HappensDon't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead: No but Seriously, Mom Actually Needs to Know About ThatSend us a textHave you wondered what a movie that has the hijinks of Home Alone but with fashion would like? Have you gone to the doctor and thought "Gee, this office is great, but I wonder what it would look like if the nurses had really impractical bright neon clothes!"? Wonder no longer, because this week the Split Happens sisters are bringing you 1991's totally bananas Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's DeadKATRINA-is the pro this week, and she is here to tell you that everything in this m...2024-03-271h 24Split HappensYellow Submarine: All You Need is Love And Also Some LSD Wouldn't HurtSend us a textThe Hills are alive! With a new episode!!! We're baaaaaaaaaaaaack, and boy do we have a delightfully bananas movie we are covering! We've got animation, music, animated music, The Beatles (kind of), and flying fingers. The makers of this film didn't do every consumable drug known to man kind for you to miss this one, so buckle up and get ready for 1968's The Yellow SubmarineANNA-is the pro on a movie she has seen dozens of time, and was a formative film of her childhood. Which explains A LOT! Despite on...2024-03-181h 27Split HappensDemolition Man: But Could Someone PLEASE Explain How the Seashells Work?!Send us a textYou ready to get down with a little "murder, death, kill" Snipes style? If you know how to take care of your daily business while using 3 seashells then you are prepared for this weeks episode from the Split Happens sisters. Enhance your calm and get ready for the 1993 action packed crime caper Demolition Man!KATRINA-is the pro this week, and she is wishing mellow greetings to all who love Westley Snipes as the irascible Simon Phoenix. She is full of joy-joy while watching Anna in a boggle...2024-01-281h 23Split HappensBest in Show: Welcome to the No-Holds-Barred, High Octane World of Competitive Dog ShowsSend us a textRuff, ruff, ruff. Bark. Bark, bark, bark. Grrrrrrrrr. Awwwwwwww. If you understand this, then you are one of many who love the canine classic, 2000's Best in Show! ANNA-is the pro this week, and she is positively BEGGING to catch Katrina say something positive about this perfect film, and is ready to put any negative takes in the dog house. KATRINA-is the con, and she is trying to avoid this episodes version of the button push, the button of shame. Can she avoid Anna's kennel full of trivia? Listen a...2024-01-241h 32Split HappensCobra: Synchronized Axe Clapping SFWSend us a textYou're the audience, we are the tequila saturated chuckleheads. Don't be thrown off by the matchstick in the mouth instead of the hat turned backwards. Sly is all business, and business is gooooood. This week the Split Happens sisters bring you the classic, YES CLASSIC, action flick, 1986's Cobra. KATRINA-is the pro, and she is practically beside herself with trivia about her new favorite thespian, the incredible Brian Thompson. She feels pretty confident that she is going to get a button push out of Anna. I mean, who can resist complimenting Bri...2024-01-141h 15Split HappensMixed Nuts: A Partridge in a Pear Tree Sounds A Whole Lot Nicer Than a Serial Killer in a Scotch PineSend us a textWe hope you love nuts as much as we do, because this week the Split Happens sister bring you a holiday film so full of charming nuggets it will make a pack of squirrels say "screech screech screech screech screech screech!!!!!!" (they don't talk, silly). And if you are a person who loves to read reviews before you watch a new movie, don't. Welcome to the 1994 holiday classic, Mixed Nuts, starring Steve Martin, Madeline Kahn, Rita Wilson, Adam Sandler, Liev Screiber, Juliette Lewis, Anthony Lapaglia, Jon Stewart, Parker Posey, Robert Klein, Rob Reiner, G...2023-12-251h 20Split HappensRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer/A Charlie Brown Christmas: 2 Movies 1 EpisodeSend us a text🎶🎶Have you..been dreaming..of an episode..with two movies in it?🎶🎶 Well do we have the episode for you! When two tequila tipsy sisters can't decide between two beloved animated Christmas classics what else can they do but do neither of them?! That can't be right. Damn tequila. They do both, that's it! And there's a twist! This week we bring you 1964's Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and 1965's A Charlie Brown Christmas!!This week Anna and Katrina are both the Pro and the Con. How can this be you ask? Is...2023-12-111h 12Split HappensThe Muppet Christmas Carol: The DEFINITIVE Puppet-Based, Victorian Era Story of Christmas Spirit, Redemption, and Social InjusticeSend us a text🎶🎶🎶"Tis the season to be jolly and joyous.....fa la la! 🎶🎶🎶 If you heard those lyrics in the dulcet voice of Kermit the Frog, AKA Bob Cratchit, then you don't need 3 whack ass spirits to tell you that this week the Split Happens sisters kick off December with 1992's The Muppet Christmas Carol!!!ANNA-is the pro this week, and she may just have some of the most heartwarming trivia this side of muppet town. No, that is not in Queens. This beloved childhood classic has more sweet facts than Ms. Piggy, AKA Mrs. Cratchit...2023-12-061h 34Split HappensGirls Just Wanna Have Fun: And by Fun, We Mean Functional PocketsSend us a textAre you dancing in heaven and never thought your feet would get you this far? Do you hear the words "Orbital be-bop" and have absolutely no confusion as to what that means? Well then you have definitely seen and love the movie the Split Happens sisters are singing out of tune to this week! The year is 1985, the clothes are amazing, the songs are bitchin, and the movie is Girls Just Want to Have Fun!.KATRINA-is the pro, and she needs basically no trivia or facts of any kind to tell...2023-11-271h 29Split HappensThe Commitments: Never Put All Your Trust in a Guy Called Joey "the Lips"Send us a textSay it once, say it loud, it's Anna's birthday episode week!! We couldn't celebrate Anna's birthday and not do her favorite movie, so prepare yourself for a movie that is sometimes funny, sometimes sad, but alwaystime (TM) full of amazing music. This week we bring you 1991's The Commitments ANNA-is obviously the pro this week, and she doesn't even need to write down trivia to bring you the facts behind the making of this movie she loves so much. Katrina should be in fear for her life and might as well...2023-11-201h 20Split HappensThe Fifth Element: Saving the World and Finding Love, Anything Can Happen in Space HawaiiSend us a textAre you tired of a world where there is just water, fire, earth, and air, and dream of a place where there is something, or maybe, someone more? And that someone more wears Jean Paul Gaultier and speaks in a made up language and makes out with Bruce Willis? We have so much in common. This week we make your dreams come true and bring you the whack-a-doodle sci-fi hit The Fifth ElementANNA-is the pro this week and not only does she have interesting trivia, she has SCANDALOUS trivia! You...2023-11-061h 11Split HappensBram Stroker's Dracula: Take Me Away From All These Bad Accents...Send us a textHave you crossed oceans of time to find Keanu Reeves doing an authentic British accent? Ut oh. How about longing for someone to take you away from all this death.....ly weirdness emanating from Sir Anthony Hopkins? Shit. Wait, are you the monster that breathing men would kill to see Gary Oldman in butt hair? Yes! We have the movie for you!!! Enjoy 1992's Bram Stoker's DraculaKATRINA-is the pro, and she has 5 caskets full of trivia, as well as a heartfelt apology on behalf of Mr. Reeves. She knows that...2023-11-011h 24Split HappensThey Live: But They Could Use Some Help With SkincareSend us a textHave you ever wished for a movie starring a professional wrestler fighting aliens, housing insecurity, his secret love for Ray Bans (TM), and mass commercialism, all whilst wearing dad jeans and playing a harmonica? Could a movie this incredible actually exist? You bet your booty that is probably covered in overpriced underwear marketed by an unrealistic expectation of beauty it does!! This week we dare you to OBEY, and enjoy John Carpenter's 1998 cult classic They Live.KATRINA-is FINALLY the pro for spooky October, and she couldn't have lucked out with a...2023-10-231h 17Split HappensThe Frighteners: Who ya Gonna Call? NOT...THIS...GUY!Send us a textWe see dead people. Not those dead people, other dead people. Dead people are dead people, sure, but these are dead people you can only see if you have gone through a terrible trauma. Or a mild trauma if you also have beautiful hair and a flawless complexion. Lookin at you, Trini Alvarado. This week we are obviously talking about Peter Jackson's 1996 comedy horror film, The Frighteners. ANNA-is the pro this week, and she is ghoulishly gleeful to spook a button push out of Katrina. Mr. Back to the Future himself...2023-10-151h 33Split HappensHowling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf: Ooooh....Awkward.Send us a textIf you have ever been curious about what a werewolf threesome is like, do we ever have the movie for you. We also have Werewolves wearing sunglasses, original song on repeat, denim, silver bullets, Transylvania......this movies keeps on giving until you are literally begging for it to end. This week we bring you Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985)ANNA-is the pro this week, and she shocks Katrina right out of her smug "I think this movie might actually be terrible" corner with some kick ass trivia. And a...2023-10-081h 09Split HappensJohn Wick: Hello, My Name is John Wick. You Killed my Dog. Prepare to Die.Send us a textThis movie is a love story about a man and his dog. And a group of murdering morons who kill the man's dog, thus setting off a revenge-a-rama where no mercy shall be granted. This can only mean we are ending our month of Keanu movies with the classic love story, John Wick. KATRINA-is the pro, and she is ready to take on anyone who dares to question the plot, Keanu's facial hair, or Alfie Allen's accent. ANNA-is the con this week, and she might purposefully dumb do...2023-09-281h 06Split HappensPoint Break (1991): Bank Robbery Has Never Been Sooo RadicalSend us a textWhoa, totally righteous! This week the sisters keep the ride going of Keanu-tober and hit the surf and hope to pound some sweet waves as they dissect the 1991 action film: Point Break! Those surf terms are correct, right? A movie that brought together Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, Lori Petty, and the dynamic and unpredictable Gary Busey.ANNA--is the PRO this time and she has some wicked trivia and is ready for any attacks. Bring your best con, Katrina! In fact...GET ME TWO!KATRINA...2023-09-221h 23Split HappensMatrix: I Don't Want to be a Goo Battery, but I Don't want to Pretend Jump Off a Building MoreSend us a textAnyone ready to get medicated?! Anna and Katrina chose the red pill so they could bring you the cyberpunk science fiction classic 1999's The Matrix! Get ready to have reality blown out your bum bum. KATRINA-is the pro this week, and she mostly ignores any technical trivia to reduce the chances of sounding like an idiot, as well as to increase the opportunities to talk about Keanu's appearance. Sigh.......Can she get Anna to fall down the rabbit hole into button push land? ANNA-is the con and is dodging c...2023-09-151h 17Split HappensBetter Off Dead: That Beth is Just so PopularSend us a textAre you someone who hears the amount $2.00 and are instantly taken back to a time in the 80's where an obsessed teen bordering on being a stalker, mixed with a foreign exchange student and a gaggle of psychotic paperboys equals instant hilarity? We have so much in common. Grab your Frawnch Fries, Frawnch Dressing, Frawnch Bread, and wash it down with some Peru, and enjoy this weeks episode covering the 1985 John Cusack film Better off Dead. ANNA-is the pro, and along with some hilarious trivia, she has a movie full of o...2023-08-301h 17Split HappensThe Dark Crystal: I Don't Remember the Muppets Being This NightmarishSend us a textHave you been waiting for a podcast with an episode about a movie telling a story about the mysterious Dark Crystal? Have you often wondered how it was damaged by one of the Urskeks, thus setting off an age of chaos? And did you then want to know how it lead to an evil race of grotesque birdlike lizards, the Skeksis, ruling their fantastic planet with an iron claw, where no Gelfling (kind of an elf looking thing) was safe? Wow, this is really weird, because this week, the Split Happens sisters are...2023-08-241h 12Split HappensMonty Python and the Holy Grail: It's the Episode That Says...Ni!Send us a textJolly Ho! This week the sisters are traveling back in time to The Middle Ages, where the mythical king of Britons leads a band of misfits on a quest for the Holy Grail. This movie has more one-liners than a comedy roast, so join us on our journey for this weeks episode, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ANNA-is the pro, and if you thought you couldn't learn anything else about the monty python crew after Time Bandits, Anna says "hold my mead". She knows exactly which parts of this movie...2023-08-121h 17Split HappensThe Last Starfighter: Saving the Galaxy by Getting the High Score, You're Totally WelcomeSend us a textTime to ditch the Starlite Starbrite trailer park and start defeating the Ko-Dan forces to save the galaxy because this week the sisters are hopping in the StarCar and taking on 1984's The Last Starfighter!ANNA-is the PRO this episode and she's willing to bring forth a space armada and a bitching space scepter to take down Katrina. Will it work? She's pretty plucky, that one. KATRINA-is the CON and has her guard way up after the most recent button pushes. Maybe she can get her hands on one...2023-08-021h 17Split HappensThe Running Man: Every Murder Gets a Pun, and THAT'S the Arnold Promise™Send us a textIn a dystopian America, a falsely convicted policeman gets his shot at freedom when he must forcibly participate in a TV game show where convicts, runners, must battle killers for their freedom. If you are asking yourself, "Are the Split Happens sisters doing a movie about Press your Luck?". You wish, tuna fish. This week's episode sends us hurtling way too fast in a definitely not safety tested toboggan right into 1987's Stephen King classic (writing as Richard Bachman, shhhhhhh), The Running Man!!KATRINA-is the pro, and she'll be back with...2023-07-261h 02Split HappensLittle Shop of Horrors: Who's a Plant Gotta Eat Around Here to Get a Song?Send us a textAre you ready for something both STRANGE and UNUSUAL??!! Well do we have the episode for you! Anna and Katrina take you on a magical journey where the songs are majestic, being down on your luck doesn't stop you from knowing your choreography, and homicidal plants from outer space talk. And sing. And play a little grab ass. We are of course talking about the incomparable 1986's Little Shop of Horrors!! ANNA-is the PRO this week, and she hasn't been this happy since "Come to school dressed as your favorite b...2023-07-201h 29Split HappensRE-RELEASE! Independence Day: Okay...But do the Aliens Know Morse Code?Send us a text*Hey everybody! Boy wasn't the 4th of July fun?! We're not sure because this insanely busy and crazy week has been a bit of a blur for the Split Happens sisters. So...this week instead of releasing a new episode we're re-releasing our most patriotic episode--Independence Day! Not to worry though, we'll be back killing it next week with brand spanking new content.Man, these aliens have no chill. This week Katrina and Anna fight over the 1996 blockbuster: Independence Day, starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, and Bill Pullman. Did y...2023-07-061h 03Split HappensThe Emperor's New Groove: That's Not a Lever You're PullingSend us a textA llama??!! This weeks episode is celebrating the Oscar nominated Disney classic, The Emperor's New Groove. Emperor Kuzco wants his pool to get a little glow up which involves slightly destroying a local village, and lovable local villager Pacha wants to give a glow up to Kuzco's heart. Who will be the glow up victor? ANNA-is the pro this week, and no amount of nonsense from Katrina will throw her off her groove. She is bringing trivia about Sting that doesn't involve his all night ding-a-ling, plot changes, the fuzz going af...2023-06-211h 09Split HappensFlight of the Navigator: Compliance!Send us a textIt's our Father's Day Episode! What does a movie about a boy who gets abducted by aliens and then dropped back down on earth 8 years later with no recollection of being gone have to do with FD? Well, he had a father! Anna-is the pro this week, and not only does she have some out of this world trivia (see what we did there), but she's got space lasers of excitement shooting out of butt waiting for Katrina to say something nice about this 80's classic. Katrina-is the con, an...2023-06-1557 minSplit HappensMajor Payne: Time For Some Payne ManagementSend us a textAll aboard the Payne Express! Toot Toot! This week is all about the 1995 comedy classic: Major Payne! Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but when he learns he has killed all of the bad guys the only job left is to whip a bunch of JROTC losers into shape. Listen to find out if a group of goofy eyed kids can thaw the ice around his heart like Major Payne permanently thawed Charlie's pulse. Directed by Nick CastleStarring: Damon Wayans, Micha...2023-06-071h 05Split HappensBatman(1989): Okay, One Dance With the Devil and Then I Gotta BounceSend us a textThe Split Happens sisters venture into the beloved comic world of bats, clowns, murder, clown murders. And to top it off, a bitching soundtrack by Prince! Having witnessed his parents' brutal murder as a child, millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne fights crime in Gotham City disguised as Batman, a costumed hero who strikes fear into the hearts of villains. But when a deformed madman who calls himself "The Joker" seizes control of Gotham's criminal underworld, Batman must face his most ruthless nemesis ever while protecting both his identity and his love interest, reporter Vicki...2023-05-311h 27Split HappensMiss Congeniality: And Now For the ‘Everything’s on Fire’ Portion of the EveningSend us a textSandra Bullock, Sir Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen, William Shatner...what more could you want?! The answer is world peace, obviously. Time to go undercover on the pageant scene because this week is all about 2000's Miss Congeniality! KATRINA-leads the episode as the PRO and she's itching for some button-pushing payback. She has trivia, her two trusty dogs-Reese and Leia, by her side, and a story about a suspicious truck...this episode has EVERYTHING!ANNA-is the CON and better be on her game because Katrina sure...2023-04-2652 minSplit HappensA Chorus Line: So You Think You Can Dance, But First Tell Me About Your Shitty LifeSend us a textGet ready to step, ball, change because this week is all about the 1985 film adaptation of A Chorus Line! Directed by Richard Attenborough, (seriously) this movie left a lot in the theatre industry upset, and a couple of sisters very, very happy. And 5, 6, 7, 8...ANNA gets to take the PRO on this episode. Coming off of a double button push from the previous week, she thinks she can get Katrina again. KATRINA is not gonna let catchy songs and her love for Tim Curry (despite t...2023-04-131h 08Split HappensO Brother, Where Art Thou?: Damn, Katrina's in a Tight Spot!Send us a textGrab your hairnets and Dapper Dan pomade because this week is all about the Coen brothers' brilliant comedy, drama: O Brother, Where Art Thou? From the cinematography to the amazing soundtrack and impeccable acting, this movie is perfection and most certainly a favorite of the Split Happens sisters.ANNA-is absolutely bubbling with excitement to be the PRO on this one for three reasons: it's a favorite movie with one of her favorite soundtracks, it has roots in Greek mythology, and she knows Katrina will struggle to not say a...2023-04-051h 01Split HappensHannibal(2001): Where Do We Even Start With This Garbage?Send us a textHappy April Fool's Day, everybody! We hate our lives now. Our second movie to celebrate April 1st is the one KATRINA hates the most. Loathes entirely! It's the 2001, what-the-hell-were-they-thinking, sequel to an actually great movie, (Silence of the Lambs) Ridley Scott's Hannibal. ANNA is gonna try with all her might to get a button push off that crafty Katrina, but it's not gonna be easy. Hope you enjoy it! Because we will never do this again. 2023-04-0153 minSplit HappensField of Dreams: If You Build It...Literally Everyone Will Question Your SanitySend us a textThis week the sisters are exploring everyone's favorite movie about whispering dead baseball player ghosts with 1989's heartwarming classic: Field of Dreams!ANNA- is the PRO and is gonna try a different tactic on Katrina this week; talk about James Earl Jones as much as possible. Will it be enough to get Katrina to slip up? Listen to find out!KATRINA- is the CON and the struggle was reality this week, because how in the world can anyone attack this beautiful movie??? She...2023-03-0158 minSplit HappensPopeye: Blow Me Down, but if You're a Cop You Gotta Tell MeSend us a textThis episode is a deep dive into the whimsical world of Robert Altman's 1980 musical, Popeye! Starring Robin Williams, Shelley Duvall, Ray Walston, and a massive cast of character actors and physical performers, this movie is very near and dear to the sisters. Also something near and dear to them is tequila. Both were being celebrated fully this week. ANNA- is the PRO this week and boy is Katrina in for a ride because Anna is coming to the table with loads of trivia and an itchy trigger finger on the...2023-02-221h 19Split HappensOver the Top: America's Premiere Truck-Themed Arm Wrestling CompetitionSend us a textTurn that hat backwards, this week's episode takes the sisters to the high stakes world of 1980's arm wrestling with 1987's Over the Top!KATRINA- is the PRO and wants to get a button push on Anna, but honestly just wants to talk about how incredibly rad this movie is.ANNA- is the CON and doesn't want to get a button push from Katrina, but honestly just wants to talk about how incredibly rad this movie is. And also sing...a bunch.2023-02-1559 minSplit HappensTombstone: Mmmmm...HuckleberriesSend us a textThis week it's time to head to the Wild, Wild West as the sisters break down the 1993 western starring Kurt Russel, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliot, Bill Paxton, Dana Delaney, Powers Boothe, Michael Biehn, and so many more: Tombstone! ANNA: saddles up as the PRO this episode and there's trivia in dem hills! Thanks to Val Kilmer, she's positive she can trick Katrina into a button push. KATRINA: reluctantly plays the CON and just wants to get through it. Another Bill Paxton movie, which means another...2023-01-251h 03Split HappensSilence of the Lambs: I'll Have the Chianti but Hard Pass on the Liver and BeansSend us a textJust gonna put this out there...it's never okay to eat a person. Even if they've really got it coming. This week, the sisters are talking skin suits, serial killers, and crocodile eyes with Jonathan Demme's brilliant 1991 thriller: Silence of the Lambs This is Katrina's favorite movie and she is overjoyed to discuss it. Come for the trivia, stay for Anna's demise. KATRINA- is the PRO for this one, obviously, and she is beyond ready and very, very confident she'll get a button push or two or th...2023-01-111h 11Split HappensClash of the Titans (1981): The Kraken Release Party Gon' be Lit!Send us a textHappy New Year, everyone! For the first two weeks of the year, the sisters wanted to start off on a positive note so they looked to their most hated movies and decided to cover the much, much, much better versions. First up is Anna and she's going with the 1981 original: Clash of the Titans! Maybe covering this one will help get the 2010 abominable remake taste out of her mouth. ANNA- is in the driver's seat this week as the PRO and can't wait to give some love to...2023-01-041h 03Split HappensScrooged: It's the Episode, You Lucky Dog!Send us a textAs we near the end of 2022, we couldn't think of a better way to send it off than with Richard Donner's brilliant 1988 Christmas perfection: Scrooged! This is one of our favorite movies of all time, and hopefully this episode will put a little love in your heart.Starring Bill Murray, Karen Allen, Carol Kane, Alfre Woodard, Bobcat Goldthwait, David Johansen, and so many more...ANNA-takes the reins as PRO and is coming with lots of trivia and a steely determination to get a button push from Katrina. Will she...2022-12-281h 08Split HappensWillow: Your Source for Magical Baby Protection and AdventuringSend us a textGrab some blackroot and get your hands on Cherlindrea's wand because this week's episode is a dive into the delightful fantasy adventure film: Willow! Starring Warwick Davis, Val Kilmer, and Joann WhalleyKATRINA-is the PRO this week and it's a good thing because this movie is the moon, the sun, and the starlit sky for her. She has lots of trivia at her disposal and she's determined to get a button push. Will she succeed? Listen and find out!ANNA-is reluctantly the...2022-11-3050 minSplit HappensArmageddon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Asteroid BombSend us a textHey, who's ready for Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay to teach us all about space?! Well buckle up, because this week the sisters talk through the extremely accurate disaster film in space, 1998's Armageddon. KATRINA-is the PRO and has seen this movie countless times. This one's gonna be a walk on the moon. That's like a walk in the park except, you know...in space. ANNA-is the CON and has one, and only one, trick up her sleeve: Tequila. 2022-11-2352 minSplit HappensDragonslayer: Geez, Even Lotteries Sucked in the Middle AgesSend us a textAre you ready to talk about a badass dragon with an even badassier name, virgin sacrifices, and a confusingly attractive Peter MacNicol? Because the Split Happens sisters definitely are. This week is a debate about the 1981 fantasy adventure: Dragonslayer starring Peter MacNicol and Caitlin Clarke! ANNA--is the PRO this time and she is ready to smack any of Katrina's nonsense to the ground, with equally ridiculous nonsense. KATRINA--takes the CON for this one and she's prepared to do her absolute best-ish to attack...2022-11-1653 minSplit HappensThe Witches of Eastwick: Have Another CherrySend us a textJack Nicholson, Michelle Pfeiffer, Susan Sarandon, Cher...I mean, what more do you want?! This week the sisters talk through George Miller's absolutely brilliant 1987 film, The Witches of Eastwick.DISCLAIMER: We refer to Jack Nicholson's character as Zamuel Samuel Satan a number of times and if that's confusing, just listen to our Warlock episode! KATRINA-is the PRO this week and she is very happy about it, because this movie is very easy to love and tough to attack. Katrina's positive Anna will be coming...2022-11-0949 minSplit HappensElvira: Mistress of the Dark: Insert Boob Pun HereSend us a textHappy Halloween, friends! We close out October with a bang--on location, celebrating the pun-filled 1988 movie starring Cassandra Peterson, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark! KATRINA- is the PRO and has plenty of trivia and counterattacks on the readyANNA- is the CON and hopes to throw off Katrina's counterattacks with utterly nonsensical critiques2022-10-3138 minSplit HappensThe Fly: Be Nauseated...Be Very NauseatedSend us a textTelepods and gymnastics and peeling fingernails...Oh barf! This week we try to settle our stomachs and watch a beloved sci-fi horror, David Cronenberg's The Fly. We talk about Mel Brooks, arm wrestling, an asshole baboon, and so much more!ANNA- is the PRO this episode and she has tons of trivia to try and distract a queasy Katrina and catch a penalty. *disclaimer from Anna: I had an allergic food reaction right before recording so apologies if I sound like I'm speaking directly though my n...2022-10-2655 minSplit HappensWaxwork: ...But the Sauce Makes the EpisodeSend us a textAlright everyone, who's ready for a monster apocalypse? Well step over the rope into today's episode as the sisters talk about one of their favorite 80's horror movies: Waxwork!KATRINA- is the PRO this week and she is so excited to unpack this delightful horror movie, and though she doesn't have a book full of trivia this time, she does have an answer for all of Anna's silly attacks.ANNA- is the CON and is given a bountiful basket of criticisms for a childhood favorite film with actors that...2022-10-1943 minSplit HappensPoltergeist: Being Ghosted is Just the Worst, Amirite?Send us a textALL ARE WELCOME! ALLLLLL ARE WELCOME!!!! This week's episode is a skeleton-filled pool deep dive into the brilliant 1982 horror: Poltergeist. The sisters attempt to break a curse of their own and discuss a beloved and terrifying movie from their childhood. Katrina has loads of trivia that she mostly remembers from when she wrote it down, and Anna has some very strong opinions on the handling of raw beef. This one barely stays on the rails; you're not gonna want to miss it!KATRINA- is the PRO and has...2022-10-1257 minSplit HappensNightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors: Welcome to the Episode, Bitch!Send us a textThis month is all about the sisters' favorite scary movies and they're starting it off with a bang! They have their pot of coffee and bottle of Hypnocil and they're diving into one of the best horror sequels to come out of a horror movie-loving decade, 1987's Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. ANNA- is the PRO this week and has loads of cool trivia to try and derail any of Katrina's attacks. Will it be successful? Listen to find out!KATRINA- takes the CON and has an ace...2022-10-0552 minSplit HappensMortal Kombat (1995): Yeah, Where IS Kano???Send us a textMORTAL KOMBAT!!!! Katrina and Anna take a trip back to the 90s and fight it out over the incredibly enjoyable 1995 game-to-film movie, Mortal Kombat. There can be only one winner here, so which sister will have the fatality? Listen to find out!ANNA- is the PRO this week and she's hoping for a flawless victory. Will she get it? We shall see. Hey Katrina, GET OVER HERE! KATRINA- is the CON and she's ready to test her might. She's hoping for a flawless v...2022-09-2849 minSplit Happens9 to 5: How to Succeed in Business Without Killing Your BossSend us a textThis week the sisters pour themselves a couple of big ass cups of ambition and break down the 1980 film: 9 to 5, starring Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Dabney Coleman. Who doesn't love a revenge comedy where women get even with their dickhead boss? KATRINA-is in the PRO seat this time and plans to muffle any of Anna's stupid critiques by playing the 9 to 5 theme song on a constant loop in her head. And hopefully it's in your head now too. ANNA-reluctantly takes t...2022-09-2153 minSplit HappensWho Framed Roger Rabbit: The Answer Will Shock You!Send us a textThis week is all about the part animated, part live action, film noir but for kids kinda...Who Framed Roger Rabbit! The sisters travel to Toontown and break down the groundbreaking 1988 film which, for the first and only time, had Disney characters co-existing with characters from multiple other animation studios, and set the wheels in motion for the Disney Renaissance of the 1990's. ANNA- is the PRO and oooh boy did she ever make some questionable choices with the trivia. Was it a good idea to take a movie...2022-09-141h 11Split HappensLadyhawke: Rejection is Tough, but is a Curse Really Necessary?Send us a textMan meets woman, they fall in love, a weirdo jealous bishop somehow curses them so that she's a hawk by day and he's a wolf by night, and they have to break the curse with an eclipse. And Matthew Broderick's there too. A tale as old as time. Geez, when is Hollywood gonna come up with something new???KATRINA- is the PRO and gets to heap praise on one of the sisters' favorite 80's movie and soundtrack! ANNA- is the CON and...2022-09-0746 minSplit HappensThe NeverEnding Story: Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!Send us a textThis week Katrina and Anna hash out another childhood favorite of theirs, The NeverEnding Story. Directed by the recently departed, Wolfgang Petersen, and based on the novel by Michael Ende, this 80's classic is beloved by many and the sisters are beyond excited to cover it.*Disclaimer: there was a slight issue with the mics in this episode, so if it sounds like it was recorded in a tunnel...it was not. Blame it on the mi-i-i-i-i-i-icrophones. KATRINA- leads the episode as the PRO and she wouldn't...2022-08-3149 minSplit HappensSe7en: It's My Head in a Box!Send us a textToday is a deep dive recap of David Fincher's absolutely brilliant 1995 thriller, Se7en! This movie has everything. Well, everything if you're into upsetting, horrific, twisted crime scenes and 90's Brad Pitt. And Morgan Freeman. No wonder Katrina loves this movie so much. KATRINA- is the PRO leading the episode this week and it's a good damn thing, because this is almost her favorite movie, second only to Silence of the Lambs. She has a John Doe-style notebook filled to the brim with trivia and she's ready to murder a...2022-08-2454 minSplit HappensThe Pirate Movie: Who Doesn't Want a Happy Ending?Send us a textHEY EVERYONE! A FEW EPISODES BACK WE SAID IF ANYONE CONTACTED US THAT THEY'VE ACTUALLY SEEN THE 1982 AUSTRALIAN MUSICAL--THE PIRATE MOVIE, WE WOULD DROP THE EPISODE WE RECORDED COVERING IT, BUT NEVER RELEASED. WELL...APPARENTLY WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO LOVE THIS MOVIE, SO AS PROMISED, HERE YOU GO. THROWBACK EPISODE FOR A THROWBACK MOVIE! ENJOY!Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins in Australia doing a "modern" take on the Gilbert and Sullivan opera, The Pirate of Penzance...what exactly is there not to love??? 2022-08-1750 minSplit HappensTime Bandits: Exploiting Gaping Time Holes Since 1981Send us a textWelcome to the weird and wonderful and fantastical world of Terry Gilliam! The sisters delve into their VHS vault and discuss a childhood movie they watched a billion and a half times, 1981's Time Bandits. Starring (among others) John Cleese, Shelley Duvall, Kenny Baker, Craig Warnock, and the late, amazing David WarnerANNA- has a whole lot to say about this movie is ready for any and all of Katrina's lame attacks. Pathetic attacks, really. KATRINA- is also ready with some very good, very valid...2022-08-101h 09Split HappensInterview With the Vampire: Still Cranky After All These YearsSend us a textTime for the sisters to deep dive into the 1994 movie adapted from the late Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. They'll talk Kirstin Dunst's incredible acting, a very moody Brad Pitt, and a whole lotta homoerotic overtones. Will Anna be able to avoid a push from the big red button? Listen and find out!KATRINA- takes the PRO and navigates Anna through the murky waters of being a vampire in New Orleeeeeeeeeeans, and reveals one of the sources for the trivia she found-- a book that may or may not actually...2022-08-0352 minSplit HappensClueless: Non-Requested Makeover Time!Send us a textTrendsetting clothes, makeover montages, adorable Brittany Murphy, a love story that ya kind of feel icky rooting for but still do, a party in the Valley....this movie has everything you'd want from a 90's teen comedy and more! Wait, I didn't mention the Mighty Mighty Bosstones! Y'all, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones are in this! ANNA- takes the PRO and brings a waterfall of trivia to this one which she hopes will distract Katrina from any problems she might find with the plot and problematic terminology. She...2022-07-2748 minSplit HappensThe Goonies: You Can Listen But First You Gotta do the Truffle ShuffleSend us a textHEY YOU GUYYYYYS!! It's finally here, the movie Katrina and Anna have been waiting patiently(ish) to get to on their movie list! 1985 was a very, very good year for movies and The Goonies is on the tippy top of their pile. This episode explores Steven Spielberg's once again heavily involved, non-involvement in the making of the movie, cast animosities, and the difference between Spanish and Pirate Spanish. KATRINA- takes the helm and leads the episode as the PRO, and she doesn't want to hear any of Anna's attacks ag...2022-07-2058 minSplit HappensThor: Ragnarok: How to Gain a Sister and Lose an Eye in 3 Easy Steps!Send us a textThis week's episode takes the sisters to Asgard, and then a quick stop at Earth, and then over to Planet Garbage, and then back to Asgard. Oh, and then Earth again. It's quite the journey, but it's worth it for their love of Thor: Ragnarok. Hope you're ready to learn a bunch because this episode is chock full of really great trivia--everything from why Dr Strange makes an appearance to how in the hell a Shake Weight made it into the movie. KATRINA- leads the episode, and s...2022-07-1349 minSplit HappensIndependence Day: Okay...But do the Aliens Know Morse Code?Send us a textMan, these aliens have no chill. This week Katrina and Anna fight over the 1996 blockbuster: Independence Day, starring Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, and Bill Pullman. Did you know the president was originally written as a villain? Or that the filmmakers of this movie screwed over another alien movie released the same year? Or that in preparation for this movie, Will Smith spent over 6 months in alien-punching training? You'll hear those mostly true facts and more in this episode!-ANNA has come prepared to lead the...2022-07-061h 03Split HappensAnchorman: Sure They're Sexist A-holes, But They're Also Funny, and That's What Matters.Send us a textI DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! Oh wait, yeah I do. We're yelling about the 2004 riot of a movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and an uncharacteristically sober Katrina and Anna fight it out like they're battling for lead anchor of a 70's news station. -KATRINA takes the lead and defends the film against Anna's more ridiculous than usual nonsense. -ANNA has to attack, and attack she tries. She also wants to apologize, because apparently Fred Armisan IS actually part Venezuelan which...2022-06-2948 minSplit HappensThe Lost Boys: Say Hello to the Glitter BloodSend us a textSpecial episode alert! Hey everyone, we decided to do something a little different this week. The Lost Boys is actually the first episode we ever recorded. We didn't release it for a variety of reasons, which were totally valid and definitely not because we just forgot it existed. But lucky us it does because, between you and us... we're still recovering from the aftermath of recording Twister. So travel back in time with us to the distant past, allllllll the way back to eight months ago...before we...2022-06-2241 minSplit HappensTwister: Welcome to the Suck ZoneSend us a textWhat happens when Katrina and Anna's brother convinced them to play a drinking game to the 1996 movie, Twister? Well, you're about to find out because it was a doozy. Stay til the end, folks. You don't want to miss this!-KATRINA brings tons of great trivia about this movie to the table and refuses to be swayed by Anna's low hanging fruit attacks. -ANNA brings a quickly emptied bottle of tequila to the table and tries her best to destroy a beloved movie and also...2022-06-1552 minSplit HappensTwister: Welcome to the Suck ZoneWhat happens when Katrina and Anna's brother convinced them to play a drinking game to the 1996 movie, Twister? Well, you're about to find out because it was a doozy. Stay til the end, folks. You don't want to miss this!-KATRINA brings tons of great trivia about this movie to the table and refuses to be swayed by Anna's low hanging fruit attacks. -ANNA brings a quickly emptied bottle of tequila to the table and tries her best to destroy a beloved movie and also stay upright. 2022-06-1552 minSplit HappensLegend: Ridley Scott's Super Vague Love Story and Also UnicornsSend us a textThis is a story about a girl who loves a boy, and he loves her so he shows her some unicorns and then everything goes to shit. Oh, and there's fairies and elves and goblins and a giant-horned-red-demon-guy and, of course, a 1980's stockpile of glitter. Need more information? Well tough titty, there is none. That was good enough for Gen Xers, so it should be good enough for you. Honestly, it doesn't matter though because this movie is gorgeous and extremely enjoyable. And can we talk about that...2022-06-0856 minSplit HappensBlack Dynamite: Sarcastically, I'm the EpisodeSend us a textDYNAMITE! DYNAMITE! The sisters are ready to take on the 2009 love letter to Blaxploitation films: Black Dynamite. This movie is perfection from start to finish and if you don't agree...well, my condolences for having a joyless life.-ANNA tries really, really hard to give this movie the treatment it deserves, because she thinks it's a perfect film. However, Katrina's takes are only outmatched by her zest for kung-fu treachery!-KATRINA can't believe she got suckered into taking the CON on this. Will s...2022-05-2941 minSplit HappensSuper Troopers: Now With Cheeky AND Fun Shenanigans!Send us a textWhoa, a Super Troopers episode?! I'm freaking out, man! This 2001 comedy from Broken Lizard is about as good as it gets, and Anna is ready to prove it. Shockingly, margaritas once again lead to bad accents, mistaken celebrity deaths, and this time Katrina defending the honor of a fake bear...this one gets real stupid; you're gonna love it.-ANNA steps in as the PRO and she's locked and loaded with tons of trivia and quotes. You may notice she says Jay Chandrasekhar's name a whole...2022-05-2544 minSplit HappensPractical Magic: What Doesn't Tequil-ya Makes You StrongerSend us a textWas it a good idea for Katrina and Anna to get annihilated on tequila before and during recording? First of all... I resent the question and why are you talking so loud? Not since episode #1 have things gone so far off the drunken rails, but it eventually got pulled together kinda. Regardless, this episode we celebrate the 1998 witchy flick, Practical Magic, starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman. Also Aidan Quinn and Stockard Channing. And beautiful angel-face Dianne Wiest.-KATRINA has seen this movie dozens of times and...2022-05-1846 minSplit HappensThe Untouchables: Booze, Bullets, and a Baby CarriageSend us a textHey, the Split Happens ladies are on location! They leave the studio and travel to Chicago where they decided to celebrate the 1987 classic, The Untouchables. Katrina has lots ands lots and LOTS of interesting trivia about the movie, and Anna insults the the entire population of Chicago with a pitiful attempt at their accent. And if that wasn't bad enough, Anna now has to avoid the dreaded Rule Break Button! -KATRINA leads this one and defends a movie with a fantastic director, a fantastic writer, and a fantastic c...2022-05-1150 minSplit HappensSpaceballs: The EpisodeSend us a textThis is NOW, now! Happy May the Forth, everybody! For Star Wars Day we chose Mel Brooks' brilliant spoof, Spaceballs. We were on location recording this time which makes it extra special. It also means we sound a little strange and it's releasing super late. So hop in your space Winnebago and enjoy the episode!-ANNA captains this one and leads through a riot of a movie with tons of trivia. She also gets fairly hammered and then may or may not have ended up dancing like...2022-05-0451 minSplit HappensSuicide Squad(2021): New Xtreme Baby Starfish-Ejecting Armpit Edition!Send us a textHey everyone! This week's episode is all about James Gunn's 2021 Suicide Squad, because it's awesome and so are we. Okay, we'll admit it--in this one we mispronounce several of the actors' names. And also their characters' names. And sometimes said the wrong character altogether. AND we had some minor-ish technical difficulties towards the end. Whatever... it's not even a big deal, don't worry about it. -KATRINA lands a lay-up of a movie and does her best to block Anna's attacks with incredible behind the scenes trivia and setting up...2022-04-2755 minSplit HappensCare Bears Movie II: I'd Like to Speak With the Staring ManagerSend us a textHey it's a 4/20 release, everybody! Sure you could spend the day watching one of the dozens of movies about getting high...but have you considered watching a children's movie about cartoon bears fighting a pissed off, shape-shifting, red-headed demon by just staring at it instead? KATRINA defends this adorable, childhood favorite against Anna's unrelenting criticisms and questions whether or not Anna could benefit from some bear stares.ANNA is determined to walk away from this episode the Camp Champ and she comes in hot with her attacks.2022-04-2042 minSplit HappensBridesmaids: CAKE BABYSend us a textLike Kristin Wiig's character, Annie: are you in your 30's, have 40,000 dollars in debt, and live with a weirdo? Okay well, we can unpack all that later, but for now...how about listening to our episode on the 2011 movie Bridesmaids! It will solve none of your problems because you are your problem. You are also your solution.-ANNA shows up with quite a few attacks she feels are strong, though none as strong as whether or not it's likely someone would make one, and only one, cupcake. Who knew this...2022-04-1352 minSplit HappensBlade: A Study in Mommy IssuesSend us a textThis week's episode we talk about the 1998 anti-hero movie, Blade. The incredible Wesley Snipes plays the titular vampire vampire-hunter, and if you don't think we giggled at the word titular, you must be new here. Welcome! -ANNA is ready to attack a movie she truly adores. And by ready, I mean forced. Despite her reluctance, she does have a few questions for Katrina:Are vampires really so bad? Is it weird some of them can avoid exploding with sunblock? Why do they love rubber duckies? 2022-04-0650 minSplit HappensApril Fool's Day(1986): How to Traumatize Your FriendsSend us a textIn this episode, we discuss the awesome 1986 "slasher" flick: April Fool's Day. This movie has everything--a clever premise, the amazing Deborah Foreman, a creepy winking Jack in the Box...everything. *If you haven't watched the movie and don't want the ending spoiled, check it out and then come back and listen to the episode.-ANNA defends this truly unique 80's horror movie. Does it still hold up? She certainly thinks so and wants you to know why. Spoiler alert: because it's rad. -KATRINA attacks this time an...2022-03-3043 minSplit HappensHe-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword: Pastels! Pastels For Everyone!!Send us a textAre you ready for the power? Because He-Man's got it and he wants to give it to you and oh boy that doesn't sound like I thought it would. What I'm trying to say is He-Man wants to show you how much power he has in his sword okay I'm just gonna move on. This episode we're fighting over the launchpad movie for the He-Man spinoff: She-Ra, and things get real dumb. So grab a giant bowl of neon-colored breakfast cereal, sit criss-cross applesauce 5" away from the tv like a...2022-03-2346 minSplit HappensStep Brothers: The Tale of Dragon and NighthawkSend us a textThis is going to sound weird but, for a second, I think we took on the shape of a unicorn in this episode. We debate the 2008 Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly laughfest, Stepbrothers and ooooh boy did we ever have fun recording it. A little too fun actually, as a number of jokes Anna told Katrina had to be cut because they leaped over the boundary of good taste. -ANNA defends a movie that is funny from start to... almost finish. Find out which point of Katrina's was i...2022-03-1648 minSplit HappensSteel Magnolias: Blush vs. BashfulSend us a textGet your o.j. handy! We travel to Louisiana to take on a movie we've both seen countless times and talk southern culture and questionable hair. And Katrina pulled out some fantastic trivia, especially regarding the ending. I'm telling you--if you love this movie, you're gonna wanna hear it.-KATRINA This movie is perfection from start to finish. I almost feel bad for Anna because she has to attack it, which is again—perfection. -ANNA I love this movie, y’all! Having said that…2022-03-0951 minSplit HappensRoboCop: Can You Fly, Bobby?Send us a textGuys, this is seriously one of our favorite episodes with absolute magic towards the end of it! We love it and hope you will too. Extreme violence, a melting villain, and a whole lot of people-tossing….this movie is a giver. -Anna takes a very easy PRO and gets a blast of a film to defend. Sorry bout ya luck, Katrina. -Katrina reluctantly takes the CON and has to attack an extremely entertaining action movie, and she ain’t happy about it.**Sp...2022-03-0249 minSplit HappensLabyrinth: The Battle of the Bowie BulgeSend us a textA surprisingly sober, Anna leads and defends a beloved childhood classic. One that is almost certainly responsible for the sexual awakening of many, many 80’s kids. MANY. ANNA —I get to defend this movie?! Oh this is gonna be a piece of cake. David Bowie, puppets, glitter, David Bowie’s super tight pants…this movie has everything. KATRINA —As much as it pains me to attack this movie I love, or find fault with David Bowie, whom I really, REALLY love--I may have some things to say. Also...2022-02-2350 minSplit HappensThe Ref: Slipper Socks! Medium!Send us a textOkay, yes. We mocked this one for being a Christmas movie released in March. And yes, this is our Christmas episode…that we’re releasing in almost March. So what, no big deal. Ya want to fight about it?!-KATRINA gets a big ‘ol early Christmas present and defends a movie that's funny from start to finish.-ANNA gets a stocking full of nothing and has to attack one of her favorite holiday movies.**However, both thought the term “holiday spirit” meant you should drin...2022-02-1652 minSplit HappensWarlock: Let's Talk About Witches, Bitches!Send us a textThis is a classic “girl meets a time-traveling warlock and warlock hunter. Warlock turns girl into an ‘old’ lady. Warlock hunter uses a weather vane as a weapon. And the Warlock drinks a child.” It’s a tale as old as time.-Anna takes the pro and defends this movie against the evil forces of her sister, Katrina. -Katrina attacks a beloved, yet sometimes problematic movie with questionable special effects. Who will come out on top? Oh my God, the drama of 2022-02-0844 minSplit HappensThe Crow: Caw! Caw! Bang! F*ck, I'm Dead!Send us a textWell hey, it’s our first episode—ALL ARE WELCOME! ALL ARE WELCOME!AND BUCKLE UP, EVERYONE! Oooh boy…are we ever having a marg moment in this one! -Katrina can barely stop talking about how hot Brandon Lee is.-Anna can barely stay upright. Our inaugural episode almost went off the rails, folks, but we pulled it together. Enjoy!JUST FYI EVERYONE: WE SYNOPSIZE THE ENTIRE MOVIE HERE SO IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY SPOILERS, WATCH TH...2022-02-0853 minSplit HappensTerminator 2: Sarah Connor Might be a Touch UnstableSend us a textYou guys will be shocked, positively SHOOKED, when you hear the alternate casting for the T-1000! -Katrina comes in with her notebook filled to the brim with behind-the-scenes trivia and also 800 disclaimers. -Anna tries her best to attack a near-perfect film, and only has one post-episode disclaimer: “my apologies if Edward Furlong is actually pronouncing Nicaragua correctly. In my defense, he sounded fucking stupid at the time.”JUST FYI EVERYONE: WE SYNOPSIZE THE ENTIRE MOVIE HERE SO IF YOU DON'T WANT A...2022-02-081h 06