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Don't Insult My IntelligenceMommy’s Little SlutThe girls are back discussing week 2 of Paradise. They cover the extension of the season, the presence of Ashley and Jared, and the season’s current love triangles.2022-10-171h 07Don't Insult My IntelligenceRomeo, Romeo...what were you thinking?Paradise is back, baby! The girls cover too much to list here because as you know it's absolute chaos... they're just happy to be back in our safe space!2022-10-111h 04Don't Insult My Intelligence(Thank God It’s) Almost ParadiseAll we have to say is… thank god.2022-09-271h 12Don't Insult My IntelligenceMy New SissyKayla and Emily discuss not the Bachelor, take a break for banana bread, and ask why it seems like no one wants to get engaged to a stranger these days.2022-09-1956 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceThe Clayton PlaybookThe girls discuss why the Bachelor can’t do anything right, Rachel’s hypocrisy, and if there truly IS a difference between “falling in love” and “in love.” (No, there is not.)2022-09-1157 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceThe Kardashian Bros on a CruiseThe girls discuss what may have been the worst television episode in history!2022-09-0444 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceTo Trader Joe, and Joe JonasThe girls break down hometowns, how the show is proving everything can be done in an hour, and the pillars that hold up the podcast.2022-08-261h 16Don't Insult My IntelligenceBaby Back Bitch feat. Leah C.The girls are back with first (second) time guest Leah C. to break down their unintentional hiatus, the “lost” episode, and where the franchise is heading.2022-08-2055 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceQueer Eyeing MeatballThe girls discuss episode three - everything from their largely unpopular opinion surrounding this season’s format, “guy time”, and they provide a rare defense of men.2022-07-301h 11Don't Insult My IntelligenceThe “Hot Tub Where It Doesn’t Belong” GameThe girls recap episode two, and introduce the first official drinking game of Don’t Insult My Intelligence podcast!2022-07-211h 05Don't Insult My IntelligenceWe Are the BachelorettesThe girls are back for season SEVEN feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and excited for the mess ahead! We will back in feed weekly, we missed you!2022-07-1350 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceWrong F*cking Answer (Finale Part 2)Kayla and Emily are back for Part Two of Clayton’s finale recap. Thank God that’s over! See you all in July!2022-03-211h 02Don't Insult My IntelligenceRot in Ohio (Finale Part 1)The girls discuss last week’s episodes: the Women Tell All, Fantasy Suites, and everything that came along with them. Enjoy part 1 of our wrap up of Clayton’s season!2022-03-1750 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceUnsolicited Parenting Advice (From Two Childless Women)The girls are back discussing Clayton’s hometowns episode, and more importantly- the best and worst bachelor family visits of all time.2022-03-0455 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceDon’t Insult Our RebrandKayla and Emily share the new direction
of DIMI. The episode includes a brief
episode recap that spurs a discussion
on the franchise's worst leads.2022-02-1351 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceYou & Me TogetherThe girls recap all the details of Shrimp Gate, the franchise’s attempt at a conversation surrounding body image, and trickle down economics. Enjoy! TW: discussion surrounding body image/ dysmorphia ending 24:542022-01-2756 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceLoser Hall of FameKayla and Emily are back for Season 6, baby! The girls discuss the record breaking number of night one eliminations, Hilary Duff and Ziwe’s iconic appearances, and why we need to get rid of concert dates. Reminder- Clayton’s season will be recapped on a biweekly basis.2022-01-121h 08Don't Insult My IntelligenceDon’t Insult My Thematic RecapKayla and Emily thematically recap the remainder of Michelle’s season, and Kayla read Hannah Brown’s book so you don’t have to! Happy Holidays and we will see you for our biweekly recaps of Clayton’s season in January!2021-12-2758 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceThe Hots vs. The FlopsKayla and Emily break down all the details of the tell all. Where was Clayton? Why did all the flops get hot seats? How do we become the Bachelor lawyer?2021-12-0855 minDon't Insult My IntelligencePlan BAfter Thanksgiving Break, the girls are back to discuss everything happening in Bachelor Nation (and sometimes mention the current season.) Topics include Clayton, C*lton, Hometowns, and Zac and Tayshia.2021-12-021h 09Don't Insult My IntelligenceDon’t Insult My Intelligence (Taylor’s Version)Kayla and Emily discuss the only thing worth discussing (Red Taylor’s Version), why a date at your high school would be traumatic, and the pipsqueak of the season.2021-11-171h 03Don't Insult My IntelligenceFellas, is it gay to enjoy things?The girls discuss all things marathon, the male fear of comfort, and for the first time ask: is this performer too famous for this?2021-11-111h 11Don't Insult My IntelligenceLittle Willie*AUDIO WARNING: Kayla’s microphone is stuck in a UHaul pod somewhere (in Ohio probably) until Monday. It will sound like she’s screaming at you. If you’re into that sort of thing, the girls discuss Jamie’s lies, Little Willie v Pizza Pete, and a very normal 1:1 date.2021-11-041h 04
Don't Insult My IntelligenceDon't Insult My BoyfriendEmily is joined by a very special guest to discuss the first dates of the season, the sigmas of the week, and the breakup no one (everyone) saw coming.2021-10-2845 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceRiffing on ViolenceEmily and Kayla discuss their parasocial relationship with Michelle’s parents, Clayton from Mizzou, and why the Bachelor is the most unrealistic concept of all time.2021-10-2252 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceYou’re My World, BroKayla and Emily discuss the Paradise finale- including the engagements, “breakups”, and the greatest love story the show has ever seen.2021-10-081h 01Don't Insult My Intelligence“It’s Lil Jon Again” with Sam E.Kayla and guest host Sam dive into the three hours of torture we collectively endured- including Ivan’s lies, Wells’ internship, and Paradise Prom.2021-10-011h 04Don't Insult My IntelligenceAn Episode Shorter Than The Hurricane In ParadiseKayla and Emily discuss tatty daddy, dudes who are down bad, and the hurricane that rocked one chair on the beach in paradise.2021-09-2240 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceGirlboss, Gatekeep, GaslightEmily and Kayla discuss Union President Joe, Tammy following in Emily’s footsteps, and Hot New Blake’s arrival2021-09-171h 01Don't Insult My IntelligenceFour Stupidest People On The BeachKayla and Emily discuss the four stupidest people in paradise, the emotional maturity of Kenny, and the heartbreak of logistical breakups.2021-09-101h 23Don't Insult My IntelligenceRose ChasingEmily and Kayla discuss the first Paradise rose ceremony, Thomas’s cringy return, and the special guest who appeared in Emily’s DMs throughout it all.2021-08-271h 10Don't Insult My Intelligence“Dated Tre’s Uncle”Kayla and Emily are back for the most anticipated event of the summer- the premier of Bachelor in Paradise. They discuss initial couple pairings, commitment to the bit, and why David Spade deserves a raise. Join them all season long after the second BIP episode every week!2021-08-191h 03Don't Insult My Intelligence(Thank God It’s) Almost ParadiseKayla and Emily discuss Katie’s final rose, whether Justin was actually the runner-up, and the highly anticipated new season of Bachelor in Paradise2021-08-121h 09Don't Insult My IntelligenceF*ck The RoseOn their first “parentally advised” episode, Emily and Kayla discuss “Hometowns”, Blake’s inevitably horny family, and where Katie’s final rose is destined to go after this episode’s fall out.2021-08-0456 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceThe Men Tell NothingAs we head into the final weeks of Katie’s journey, Kayla and Emily discuss their thoughts on this season’s men and how they told us…literally nothing.2021-07-2857 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceCuddle Queen JeanEmily and Tara discuss the shocking hometown picks, Katie’s questionable outfits, and how her very first and last encounter with Brendan (who?) went. With special guest James C.2021-07-211h 00Don't Insult My IntelligenceTwo BEAUTIFUL Drag QueensEmily and Kayla discuss the greatest crossover of all time, Hunter’s abominable fashion choices, and the highly-anticipated Paradise Picks.2021-07-1359 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceWells Adams' ShortsKayla and Emily discuss the return of Blake Moynes, Hunter's aggressive behavior, and, of course, the pivotal, highly-anticipated appearance of Wells Adams.2021-07-081h 04Don't Insult My IntelligenceBuzz KillingtonEmily and Kayla are BACK and discussing Joel Maisel, the crimes of Blake Moynes, and the hairiest part of the male body.2021-06-3000 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceLocal 17 UniteEmily and Tara discuss the formation of union of Local (Season) 17, the banishment of Karl with a K, and the unnecessarily sloppy kisses being offered to our no-nonsense queen, Katie.2021-06-241h 03Don't Insult My IntelligenceKarl with a K and the Zipper Sales ManagerKayla dives in to Katie's second week - filled to the brim with men whose names we have not yet learned, drama from the before times, and men who aren't here for the right reasons...especially Karl with a K. Featuring guest hosts Sean W. and DIMI producer Tara L.2021-06-161h 06Don't Insult My IntelligenceDildo Girl and the Traveling Skin SalesmanThe gang is back together again (minus you, Chris Harrison)! Emily & Kayla discuss Katie's premiere, what exactly it means to be a skin salesman, and how everything is better with Tayshia and Kaitlyn.2021-06-0856 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceWho Could Have Predicted This Except Everyone? with Sean W.Kayla and Emily welcome back their first ever guest, Sean W., to dissect the finale that everyone saw coming. They break down the episode that became instantly irrelevant, Emmanuel Acho, and the most uncomfortable After the Final Rose of all time.2021-03-171h 00Don't Insult My IntelligenceNemacolin x BuckinghamKayla and Emily take a deep dive into fantasy suites week, Bri’s love of nature, and THE interview.2021-03-1056 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceWe Have No Concept Of TimeEmily and Kayla discuss The Bachelor's "Women Tell All", how low-key fun this season actually was, and bring us up to speed on all things Bachelor Nation.2021-03-0248 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceHometowns: An Ode to Hannah B's BrotherEmily and Kayla discuss the "hometown" dates, the volume of Clare and Dale's loudness, and Hannah B's brother keeping their attention on the franchise.2021-02-2351 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceWoke PoliceEmily and Kayla discuss Heather's arrival, the aftermath of Katie's departure, and spill their thoughts on Chris Harrison's temporary departure alongside Rachel Kirkconnel finally speaking out.2021-02-1750 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceTemecula RoadEmily and Kayla discuss the post Victorian-Era energy in the household, spill some potential Bachelorette spoilers, and raise the question of who exactly Temecula Road is?2021-02-0953 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceMatt is a GestureKayla and Emily discuss the downfall of Queen Victoria, what it means to date a Matt, and ALL the Bachelor Nation drama you've been dying to hear about.2021-02-0358 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceThe OGs with Jake C.Emily and Kayla give us hot takes of the new women who arrived this week, the ugly cattiness erupting from the OGs on this season, and, of course, the topic that just won't quit, Clare and Dale. Featuring guest host Jake Capelli.2021-01-2758 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceWith Eyes Wide OpenEmily and Kayla discuss kissing with your eyes open, Victoria's multiple personalities, and some SPOILERS (starting at 42:20). You have been warned.2021-01-1946 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceQueens and GesturesEmily and Kayla discuss who's here for the right reasons, Queen Victoria's questionable analogies, and announce their very first giveaway winner!2021-01-1237 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceThe MattchelorEmily and Kayla discuss our newest Bachelor, Matt James, the devastating Bachelor Nation break-ups of 2020, and, of course, the Queen everyone already loves to hate, Victoria.2021-01-0645 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceDon't Insult My FinaleKayla and Emily discuss Tayshia's Season Finale, the possibility of never doing an ATFR ever again, and how Reality Steve royally messed up his one job.2020-12-2355 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceYo, Can I Get Some Hugs Around Here?Kayla and Emily discuss the Men Tell All, the authenticity of Zac C.'s New York City date, and how Tayshia fully has the best top four men in Bachelorette history.2020-12-1756 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceFun DipKayla and Emily discuss the dreaded 2 on 1, the problem with polygraphs, and why Bennett is potentially the most unsettling man alive.2020-12-0947 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceWhat's In The Box? with Sean W.Episode 4 features our first guest! We discuss art projects, the job descriptions of the La Quinta staff, and emotional intelligence. 2020-12-0239 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceBuncha WEENSIn this episode, we discuss the greatest episode in the franchise's history. Everything from 2 villains 1 bed, the best 1:1 of all time, and why Blake needs to go to church. 2020-11-2629 minDon't Insult My IntelligenceMustachegateEmily and Kayla discuss the sins of double dipping, Carlos the babydoll, and, of course, mustachegate.
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Don't Insult My IntelligenceNot to sh*t on Clare, but...In this episode we discuss Clare and Dale, why Tayshia reigns supreme, and why mustache man is setting a dangerous precedent. 2020-11-1256 min