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Tommy's BrownloadPaneer, Chicken, Lamb Chops!This podcast felt a little dreamy! I’d had two hours sleep and was joining the boys for a spaced out chat! Luckily Kej & Sach were on good form! Sach has got a list of the best cities around the world for food and Kej has been putting brown into the Isle of Wight!2025-06-2657 minTommy's BrownloadBlind Man Mooth!Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I’d be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we’re all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooligans!2025-03-1358 minTommy's BrownloadShe Pulled Out Her Crabs!Welcome back Kej! He’s been missing and Sach ain’t happy! What’s his excuse? I’ve been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we’re all over the place at the moment! But - we’ve still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej
2025-02-271h 00Tommy's BrownloadHe's 'Far Far' Away!Get ready… I’m having a rant! Not just about Kej - but for everyone out there who’s got a flaky mate! Someone who says “yeah yeah yeah … I’ll be there” and then ghosts you! Kej isn’t on the podcast today… and I don’t know why! But as he’s in India, Sach and I are still having our weekly fix! I’m in Finland and my Dj mate (my favourite person on the podcast!!) is about to fly off to Dubai! We’re talking Modi, Finnish Police and things we’ve learnt!2025-02-2036 minTommy's BrownloadTeri Lemar!Just the two of us! Sach and I had to chat about Ed Sheeran in India - Can’t believe a random police officer shut his street gig down! Plus I’ve had to deal with the confusion of a HR department and Sach is having a moan… about Kej!
2025-02-1335 minTommy's BrownloadHe's Having A "Dol Bath"...Welcome to 2025 Brownloaders - We are back and very excited about the year ahead! As with every Christmas break, there’s loads to catch up on from family and food to films and fake fireworks! Plus my Masi even appears in the podcast…well... sort of! Kej and Sach spent NYE together with big bad Kej even stepping up as nightclub security! So many random topics were covered in this episode… Hit play and get a dose of fun in the New year from your old Brownload boys! Let’s go!2025-01-091h 24
Tommy's BrownloadMy Newest Friend...Me and Sach have been good all year, so Santa granted us our wish - A podcast without Kej! Actually - it’s weird how we missed the annoying little veggie patty! But don’t worry, we roped in a replacement by the name of Chirag Rao (an awesome singer I'm working with on a Bollywood music show!) We chat about all things Xmas, our love for food and Sach is taking the easy option for his festive feast! Plus I’ve had some dramas at the gym and we’re discussing our butter of choice! It’s a key issue in e...2024-12-1954 min
Tommy's BrownloadP Daadi!It’s time for the Brownload … Brownload …. Brownload (that’s an echo!) We are in my empty, hollow feeling house (half way through moving) and reminiscing about last weeks live recording at the London Podcast Festival! What a night! Also Kej and Sach went to see a certain Mr Singh perform live with a guest appearance from someone who got Kej very excited indeed!2024-09-261h 07Tommy's BrownloadTowbar Trouble!This has gotta be one of the only podcasts we’ve recorded online in the morning - Felt like the breakfast show all over again! Sach isn’t too impressed with Chessington World of Adventures and I’m discovering new Desi food (which Kej and Sach knew all about, but never mentioned!) and Kej has got workmates that are more desi than him when it comes to karaoke!2024-08-221h 02Tommy's BrownloadAa Gaya Ghar!It might be “coming home” but Sach and I are out and about for the first England match of the Euros 2024! I’ve had a couple of issues with members of the public, Kej ruined Fathers Day for his Dad and Sach has made a new discovery which is making him money! Enjoy!2024-06-201h 04Tommy's BrownloadProject Friends!Hold on … I’m booking flights! And we’re done! Yes, that’s right, I’m the organised one out of me and my lads who’s put in charge of booking stuff! Plus Sach and I have been hanging out at shows, dinners and movie premieres sponsored by Kej! Jay Sean was in town with his sold out concert which Sach went to watch and Kej has got news of two new Mr Men characters!2024-06-0654 minTommy's BrownloadA Dark Fantasy!Saturday 14th September 2024 - Put the date in your diaries folks! We are back at the London Podcast Festival and tickets are now available! So, we’re planning our live podcast around our dinner time of course! Kej & I have a bit of a mare regarding our date night together at the Royal Albert Hall and Sach is sharing his darkest fantasies which includes Shah Rukh Khan - I loved it, Kej wasn’t a fan!2024-05-301h 15Tommy's BrownloadThe Nation Has Embraced Running!Can everyone stop going on about the London Marathon! Sach has had enough of people going on about their training and timings! Nobody cares (apart from Kej). Kej has been hanging out with celebrities (debatable!) and I’ve been hanging around in mens toilets getting way too close and personal!2024-04-251h 01Tommy's BrownloadRed Achar, Green Achar!Sach is in Gujarat visiting his grandmother but controversially staying in a hotel rather than risking the overly firm family bed on offer! Kej and I are freezing back here in the UK… But exciting news is that Rishi Sunak has been in touch with Kej! What could he possibly want? All will be revealed when you hit play … go on then!2024-01-1157 min
Tommy's BrownloadEllo Crumpet!What a weekend it’s been! I was hosting the Rewind tour in Birmingham, Wembley and Leeds with Kumar Sanu (my new bestie!), Udit Narayan and Abhijeet Bhattacharya! Kej and Sach came to the Wembley Arena show but had some ticket issues! I upset some dancers in my attempt to be funny, we’re all feeling freezing cold and it’s time to put your Xmas tree up! You done yours?
For all those coming to our 5th birthday party - the details are: Namaste Lounge on Friday 8th December from 10pm (DM the Brownload on Instagram to get your na...2023-12-071h 16Tommy's BrownloadNaan Standards!Big up Kingfisher for this one! Are you like us? Is there certain food you won’t order in a restaurant cos “you can make it at home cheaper”? Kej and Sach have been at a Diwali event held at Lords cricket ground… well technically Sach went to two parties that night - You’ll soon find out how! There’s naan issues, squid games and benefits to all our used pakora oil !! If you haven’t already, check out the Brownload Instagram for funny videos of the podcast and all our upcoming events! @thebrownload2023-11-301h 15Tommy's BrownloadDon't Forget Your Wig!What a week! Some of the encounters with people I met just had to be shared in this episode! Plus wise-man Sach is back from Dubai bearing gifts! David Beckham was in India for the cricket while Kej watched it with an annoying uncle!
Don't forget about our 5th birthday celebrations on the 8th of December - Slide into our Instagram DMs or email (hello@thebrownload.com) to get on the guest list! 2023-11-231h 16Tommy's BrownloadWhere's The Diwali Range?Happy Diwali! The snacks are out along with the Kingfisher beers! We all brought a dish… well sort of! I made paneer, Sach brought homemade spring rolls and Kej brought something that definitely lacked crunch! Plus we’re talking about fireworks night, swearing in public, and the Kings speech! Crack open a cold one and enjoy!2023-11-091h 25Tommy's BrownloadBe Ki-Sure Bhai!What a week! I’ve been celebrating the legends behind Goodness Gracious Me while Kej has been witnessing a musical icon at her very best and Sach has got a new found love for a Gujarati queen! Plus pumpkin picking is surely the biggest scam going!! Enjoy the podcast and don’t forget to put the 8th December in your diaries for the Brownload's 5th birthday party at Namaste Lounge! It’s free entry on guest-list - (email your names to hello@thebrownload.com) Don’t worry, Kej will not be on the harmonium but Sach will be on the decks! Le2023-10-261h 06Tommy's BrownloadBed Bugs In Paris!Who would have thought the passport office could provide so much drama for Sach! Kej is schmoozing with the Scherzinger - Which led me to confess something I once said about her! We’re talking about KFC’s new fries, Heinz Desi baked beans and what is a Guppa (as in Gol!)
Enjoy the podcast … maybe with a cold Kingfisher beer! Get 15% off your first order at wanderlustdrinkscompany.com and type in the code: “Brownload” at the checkout. 2023-10-121h 14Tommy's BrownloadIt Turned Out To Be A Small'un!Fresh out the van and into the Brownload fire! I’ve been grafting around London with a narrow miss from some drama … meanwhile Sach and I are still doing our victory parade following the weekends “Shine Walk” for Cancer Research. Kej’s got news about the little joys in life that make us feel good (like having a kingfisher beer!) and what age we actually become adults (and it aint 18!)2023-09-281h 03Tommy's BrownloadThe Sparks Were Flying Off Venus!We just had the hottest day of the year so far in September! How did that happen? We all dealt with the heat in our own way! Sach was moaning, I was sweating and Kej was leaving us drunk voicenotes! Plus we’re talking about the big news this week that a prisoner escaped from jail and waiters asking restaurant go-ers to clean up their own kids’ mess! Loads going on in this weeks podcast - so hurry up and get listening!2023-09-141h 05Tommy's BrownloadMade In Bharat!Yeah, we’re just three guys reflecting our “British Bharatian" roots!
Really? India is changing its name? We had to discuss that, plus Sachin is actually happy about the customer service he received from Sky and Kej and I were the only Desis on the beach and in the park! It felt weird! And we’re talking heatwave, comfy crocs and the things we’ve watched and learnt! It’s a goodun!
Also - just wanna say Happy Birthday to our boy Sach who’s 36 today! Have a great one you absolute legend!2023-09-071h 12Tommy's BrownloadJack & JillBack together, sort of! Kej has been in Portugal, I’m still in Canada and Sach is holding it all together back in the UK! We’re talking about all the things we’ve seen on our travels, as well as the Adnan Sami concert and the rising costs of cheese slices!2023-08-241h 14Tommy's BrownloadLet's Play Smelly Poker!We’re all over the place … maybe it’s because the weather can’t make its mind up, maybe it’s the B.O I’ve been exposed to, Kej’s Mums dhokla or Sach getting bad breath forced into his face! We’re also discussing Twitter's new name and we’ve got a competition to give away Adnan Sami tickets for Leeds, London and Birmingham this August 11th, 12th & 13th. Check out the Brownload on Instagram to enter now before it too late!2023-07-2758 minTommy's BrownloadRoti In The Post!I was Macaulay Culkin this weekend and didn’t know what to do with myself! The weather was changing its mind more than I do in a buffet queue and there’s a new Wimbledon mens champion who’s just a baby! So that got us thinking … what had we achieved by the age of 20? Plus Sach has got news of a new way of travelling to Japan and Kej doesn’t want any surprises on his restaurant bill : 8 dollar band chor! It’ll all make sense when you hear the episode!2023-07-201h 08Tommy's BrownloadI'm Gonna Be The Samosa Man!What is Threads? Well, luckily for all of us, the social media bandwagoner (Kej) has clearly invented the new online platform and is therefore in full endorsement mode as he explains how great it is! Sach and I aren’t convinced! Maybe I was feeling negative after my first comedy walk out (that’s right … two audience members left half way thru my show !) Also, 50 Cent is going to India later this year and Sach has got a little remix he could try singing!2023-07-131h 16Tommy's BrownloadSpirit Of The Game!Hi there … mountain ranger Sandhu here! Fresh from my Ben Nevis climb where I missed all the controversy around the Ashes and Johnny Bairstow! Kej and Sach fill me in as we chat about all the times we’ve cheated at stuff! Plus there’s talk of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Elon Musk and holiday islands that are banning you from using your phone! (Unless you’re listening to the Brownload of course!)2023-07-061h 22Tommy's BrownloadDil Se...This isn’t just any Brownload episode, it’s the one where we announce that we have sold all our tickets to our live show at the London Podcast festival 2023! All the seats were nabbed in 3 days so thanks so much for that! We’re also talking about Glastonbury and Kej is moaning about why Desis can’t do their own one! Sach is more worried about the smell of the festival and I’m using this episode as therapy for my issue with milk lids!2023-06-291h 18Tommy's BrownloadBhabi's Got The ChabiImagine a woolly mammoth combined with the Burj Al Arab? Massive right?? Well that’s how big our news is … we’ve got something very exciting to share!! Plus Sach is no longer struck by Hayfever, im exposing myself to be struck by cold temperatures and Kej is getting star struck at a party! And my big idea this week is about a new type of crisp they need to do! It’s a genius idea (well, it was thought of by me!) and I’m sure I’m not alone on loving these particular crisps! And Kej has got some revelat...2023-06-221h 18Tommy's BrownloadThey're Not Called Beef-eaters!The sun’s out and I’ve lost all knowledge of what’s going on in the world! What champions league match? What soccer aid? I’m oblivious! Sach is busy being named in National newspapers for his celebrity Dj’ing skills (he’s not on Page 3, don’t worry!) And Kej is getting drunk calls from men which he absolutely loves! He actually tells us why he misses the late night phone chats with his fellas!2023-06-151h 20Tommy's BrownloadIt’s Ladies Only!This one’s full of failures, first aid courses and falling out over the temperature of meaty balls! Sach is back from Dubai to a culture shock in the UK and Kej’s “things we’ve learnt” is enough to put you off … everything in life! #blamekej - Still, at least the suns out! Hit play and enjoy!2023-05-181h 12Tommy's BrownloadBruana LouwadaApologies for not giving you your fix of The Brownload last week! We have read all your messages of complaint! You’ll hear the reasons why we missed it in this episode. Plus we’re hailing our new King, Sach is watching from Dubai while Kej is suffering from R.A (hit play to find out what that is!) And I’ve been all over the UK hosting concerts and racing women on the underground.2023-05-111h 18Tommy's BrownloadPleasantly Surprised!Loved recording this weeks podcast! Lots of chat about food and sweet treats! Never a bad conversation! We even debated which religion has the most sugar based naughtiness to consume in the name of “tradition”! Sach has had a quiet Easter weekend, I’ve been looking after a dog and Kej has got news for anyone who likes to sing in public!2023-04-131h 17Tommy's BrownloadI Just Felt A Tickle!How can you get annoyed with Mother’s Day? Sach ain’t got no time for the Instagram people posting pictures of the woman that gave them life! Kej’s supermarket conveyor belt dividers are splitting the nation and I’ve got great news for all the good looking Indians out there! So hit play and let us tickle you in places you’ve never had tickled before!2023-03-231h 03Tommy's BrownloadKiss Me Thru The Phone!Gary Lineker is all over the press for his comments and the BBC don’t like it! Funnily enough, we had something to say about all that! Plus Sach has got the low down on a new gadget for your phones which will mean that people can get lippy like never before! And kej wants to know why Desis don’t do cruise ships!2023-03-1657 minTommy's BrownloadTwo Penne Arrabbiatas Please!Happy Holi everyone! So, I’ve been hosting colourful events with lots of “hands on” people! Kej is causing trouble at the Tesco tills and Sach isn’t happy with the levels of customer service at his Dentist! Plus we debate whether couples should order the same two dishes when they’re in restaurants! I have some strong opinions here! What’s the point in ordering two of the same thing? Then you can’t share 50:50 and try something different! Let me know what you think - drop us a DM @thebrownload on Instagram or email hello@thebrownload.com2023-03-091h 00Tommy's BrownloadI'm Bringing Sweaty Back!Kaiseh ho Brownloaders? We are busting our Hindi in this episode even though none of us have grown up speaking it! It’s all because of a new tv show I’m hosting on Colors! Plus Sach has got issues around the do’s and don’ts at the gym and Kej has got the list of the top ten food on the planet!2023-03-021h 06Tommy's BrownloadHidden TreasureWe love the old school! This one’s filled with a whole bag of nostalgia! From LL Cool Singh to Opal Fruits! We’re taking it back! But that didn’t stop Kej going on about the future and Chat GPT! Sach is educating us on what we can and can’t say after Roald Dahl books are getting re-edited! If you’re triggered by anything you hear … or you just wanna correct any of us, then email: hello@thebrownload.com2023-02-231h 04Tommy's BrownloadAjwain, Brain & Shania Twain!What a week for live shows! There was Rihanna at the NFL halftime show and the legendary Brits! We’re looking back at them along with the rules around eating in bed! Sach is in Dubai still, I’m at home and Kej stopped the podcast half way thru because someone more important showed up!2023-02-161h 05Tommy's BrownloadIt’s A No-Entry Masi!Chocolate abroad always tasted a little funky! So while Sach is in Dubai, he was asked to bring some of the good stuff from the UK … and he didn’t want to! Find out why! Plus Kej has all the news about Chat GPT which we tested for it’s desi-ness! The results will blow your mind!2023-02-091h 08Tommy's BrownloadCan You Be More Like McIntyre!How cold is it? Sach was in for a shock when he returned from his travels to sub zero temperatures! Kej can’t stop running his fingers around my honey pot! And i had an issue with no-show socks at a party! Plus we’re talking about Indian nachos, 93 year olds getting married and dipping your samosas in tea!! Whaaaaat?2023-01-261h 12Tommy's BrownloadA Lot Of BO, Not HBO!Sach has turned into the Gujarati Mary Poppins as he flies kites with strangers in the motherland! Kej has got breaking news from Sony and the release of something called a “Walkman” …. I’m too young to know what that is! 😂 And you’ll be glad to know my hearing is fixed and my back is better after free advice from a caring listener! Plus there’s lots of things to watch and some cracking things we learnt!2023-01-191h 02Tommy's BrownloadCold And Stiff!While I’m stiffening up in the greatest city in the world (officially!) Sach is loosening up to the ways of Gujarat and Kej is getting “icky icky” (junglist massive!) We’re catching up online whilst Sach is abroad for the next two weeks but as always, there’s essential information to be shared in the things we learnt and the antics of Desi people in Surat!2023-01-1255 minTommy's BrownloadKej Is A Trout!Welcome to 2023! Something is definitely different about this year! Kej is the positive one and Sach and I have turned into the moaners! We analyse our festive break, the Harry and Meghan documentary gets reluctantly discussed and someone’s not a fan of Will Smith anymore!2023-01-051h 08
Tommy's BrownloadRFUDIn our final podcast of the year, we are talking about the World Cup final alongside my trip to Paris… Let’s just say the Disney Magic was not being felt by the Sandhu family! Sach left Kej at their work Christmas party and he managed to leave an impression on his colleagues! Plus there’s gut advice for eating over Christmas and we’re questioning Deepika Padukone's outfit choice!2022-12-221h 09Tommy's BrownloadThat's Not A Naan!The boys have come over to mine and eaten something they’ve never had together before! Plus we’re reminiscing over Blockbusters and party food! Also, someone called Kej “sweet” … huh?? I’d call him many things! “Sweet” isn’t one of them! Sach has got doorbell issues and the things we learnt are pretty impressive! Enjoy!2022-12-011h 09Tommy's BrownloadUp Above The Streets And Houses…Who recognises which kids show the title of this weeks podcast is from? Sach was too young to know but Kej and I reminisced over the childrens classic! But our superstar Dj (that’s Sach … definitely not Kej) is in Dubai to Dj for the Formula One, Kej is obviously over playing the Bollywood wedding he was invited to and I can’t get away from Sandhus! They’re everywhere!2022-11-171h 00Tommy's BrownloadLook At That, You Get Twitter In Prison!A moment in history folks! We have an Indian Prine Minister on Diwali! Let’s hope he does the job! We’re celebrating Mr Sunak, talking about our festive celebrations and Kej’s got news about the power of smiling! Sach brings a story about an issue that unfolded on the train … what would you have done? And I don’t get Instagram reels with massive stickers on them - It makes no sense to me!
Enjoy the podcast folks!2022-10-2758 minTommy's BrownloadI Hate Turkish Delight!Loads in this weeks episode! The worlds falling apart so Kej escaped to the Meta offices, Sach has been hanging with Freshers and I’m not my wife’s type! Plus we’re talking Diwali and the new Apple series set in Mumbai, Shantaram2022-10-201h 20Tommy's BrownloadI Want Chicken & Chips!So much to fill you in on! I’m sure you’re wondering if Kej crossed the finish line at the London Marathon? Find out what it was like along with Sach and his night off from Dj'ing and my dilemma of trying to be a “good Desi boy” or should I have confronted an aunty? Plus there’s talk of “deep fakes” and things you should never do in a cafe! Don’t forget to email us with anything that triggers you to comment! (Good or bad!) hello@thebrownload.com2022-10-061h 06Tommy's BrownloadWalking, Running & Garba!Big up Sach having just done his half marathon and good luck to Kej for the upcoming full 26 mile London marathon this weekend! There’s feelings of “maranoia” in the podcast as we discuss our life events and wonder what life would be like with us as Prime minister!2022-09-291h 09Tommy's BrownloadSach-beth!Oh my gawwwd! All these years and we didn’t know something about Sach! How different his life could have been if he followed his passion from school! Plus we’re talking about the Queens funeral, Kanye West and Kej’s killer chutney!2022-09-221h 05Tommy's BrownloadEnd Of Our Rani Kahani...With the Queens passing, we reflected on her legendary status in our own Brownload kinda way! Plus Kej is only 3 weeks away from running the marathon and things are getting serious, I’m driving puke covered drunk people around and Sach is enjoying my misery as he said, “now you know how I feel having to deal with you lot when you’re drunk!” It’s all getting a bit emotional! Enjoy!2022-09-151h 08Tommy's BrownloadShow Me Your “O’s!”We’ve got a new Prime minister … but it’s not the Desi one! Kej has done a half marathon and regrets listening to the Brownload through it! Plus Sach is noticing that the world is kicking off and people are rebelling everywhere and I did a voiceover to a new Netflix cartoon which inspired a new singing game! (If only we had a radio show to play it on!) And we’re talking Monopoly tactics as well as Japanese antics!
It’s packed full of laughs … so enjoy!2022-09-081h 05Tommy's Brownload"You Can See The Weeners...”We’re all back online together! Kej is having a moan and a rant (so nothing new there!) and I’m feeling like a bit of a party pooper! Sach isn’t convinced about Bank holidays and the plan is for England to have more of them! Plus we talk about Saturday night telly and the return of a hit show! So get on your lycra leotards, grab your pogo sticks … 3, 2, 1 … hit play!2022-09-011h 03Tommy's BrownloadTwo Meat, No Veg!Kej is away so rather than let you down, it’s just the two of us on this weeks podcast! We didn’t miss him one little bit! (Okay okay … maybe a little!) We’re talking doubles and where our lookalikes might be, the Fringe festival and Sach has got Covid but hasn’t got Covid … if you know what I mean!2022-08-2542 minTommy's BrownloadStranger Singhs...We're back and we were inundated with messages from angry Brownloaders for last weeks' no show podcast - The person to blame is revealed and a public apology is issued! Plus Tommy talks about his time in Canada, Kej brings a new sport (if you can call it that) to the table & Money Saving Sach has a tip for those price rises - Enjoy! 2022-08-1153 minTommy's BrownloadToes In Your Mouth!Apologies in advance if anyone is reminded of their nightmare train journeys from this podcast! I had a testing time on my way back from Bradford to London! Kej jumped on the bandwagon and moaned about Tesco delivery and Sach is unhappy about people touching him in nightclubs! (I’ll let him explain that one!) Plus we’re talking about those Ranveer Singh pictures, Love Island and the big Neighbours finale!2022-07-2854 minTommy's BrownloadMy Backside Is Sweaty!This one goes down in history! Recorded on the hottest day in the record books … EVER! And we got a little heated in our discussion about new revelations from BMW! Is it me, or does their new idea not make any sense? Kej and Sach disagree with me! Plus there’s talk about Rishi Sunak and whether he’s Gujarati or not, sunbeds on holiday and my review of the new Buzz Lightyear movie! Email us: hello@thebrownload.com or message The Brownload on Instagram!2022-07-2151 minTommy's BrownloadI Love Fierce Bhangra!Get ready for another garage session! No, not Kej’s Bhangra Garage brunch idea again … a catch up in my garage! We’ve got breaking news on two Brown people leaving Boris! Sach is back from Dubai without anyone falling over infront of him and has anyone noticed how much spreadable butter costs nowadays! It’s a direct hit to the desi market - we love our butter! That and loads more - get listening!2022-07-071h 01Tommy's BrownloadNaomi Campbell? You’re more like Sol Campbell!Sach is away in Dubai on a trip - but he’s not the only one tripping! Kej is getting compliments from random old people as he goes running and I’ve been hosting “India day” in Milton Keynes where someone was serving shoulder pads … to eat! Plus it’s always nice to give compliments where they’re due so you’ll hear about how I tried to spread a little love at Macdonalds! Now get listening and go tell your friends to subscribe to The Brownload too! Cheers!2022-06-301h 12Tommy's BrownloadThe Thaal Life Chose Me!There’s more to the humble thaal than what meets the eye! I love ‘em cos they’re nicely sectioned off pockets of food! So does Kej - we share the thaal love! Sach on the other hand, is a hater! Find out why! Plus we’re talking sandwiches, lottery winning and the things we’ve seen on the telly. This one’s guaranteed to put a doubley big smile on your face! Which is all well and good cos we’re not here next week (off on holiday to top up the brown in our load … we’ll be back in a fortnigh...2022-05-261h 00Tommy's BrownloadBhaag Sandhu Bhaag!Travelling can be interesting! You can meet some right strange ones (particularly in London!) Kej and I had some unusual encounters while Sach is still on the mend! You can catch Sach in the next “Don’t delay, claim today” campaign! (Probably!)
Plus you’ll learn a lot about your colleagues with Kej’s question and how you hold your phone says a lot about you!2022-05-1259 minTommy's BrownloadYou're Not Allowed To Laugh!It all definitely got a bit serious this week! Sach tells us why no-one is allowed to laugh, Kej wants to live in space & we talk about snitches at work! Enjoy! 2022-05-0559 minTommy's BrownloadDon’t Tell The Wedding Planner!It’s getting into wedding season so Sach has been Dj’ing non stop while Kej is getting annoyed at Gujarati ceremonies! I’ve got a dilemma which results in me lying to members of the public and there’s a nightmare bus tour lined up for one of us!2022-04-211h 11
Tommy's BrownloadBetter Out Than In!Ok ok … I’m human and I messed up with my dates! We were scheduled to record this weeks podcast earlier this week but I double booked by accident! So after apologising to the boys, we got on to talk about TGI Fridays, Kej’s lunch failure and teetotal Sach is getting the beers in! Plus, there’s a Brazilian woman who suppressed her natural instinct and ended up in hospital! Find out how!2022-04-071h 14Tommy's BrownloadI Don't Like Jokes!We had to discuss the thing that EVERYONE is talking about! That famous thapar by Will Smith! He’s now apologised but does that make it ok? I get jokes about my bald head all the time! I don’t hit anyone! As always, Kej has got his conspiracy theories and Sach wants a refund on everything he’s ever consumed by Will Smith! Plus Daler Mehndi is breaking new ground in a digital world, Sandwiches are changing their names and I talk you through how to complain in restaurants but in a nice way!2022-03-311h 01Tommy's BrownloadDoes Anyone Wanna Dance?Is it me, or do people not dance around like they used to? Kej and I were performing solo routines over the weekend while Sach had a Thai woman walking on his back! And who takes snacks into a cinema undercover? We’ve got news for you! Another big Brownload bakwaas session coming your way!2022-03-2459 minTommy's BrownloadIt’s A Marathon, Not A Sprint!I blame the chip butties! We did a food challenge just before this episode started and there was definitely something strange in the air! Kej has got issues with Bollywood stars at Football matches, Sach has decided to roam around the streets at night (for a good reason!) and I’ve got an idea for future married women who are yet to take on their husbands name - Only on the Brownload!
Make sure you check our Chip Butty reel on Instagram: @thebrownload - and don’t forget to follow us if you aren’t already!2022-03-171h 05Tommy's BrownloadGarage Rave!Change of venue for the podcast recording today - we’ve been relegated to the garage at my house but there’s one particular reason for it! Plus Sach is moaning about Planes, Kej is whining about his mains and I can’t pronounce names! Whatever you do, be careful trying to say “Sanjay Leela Bhansali” quickly … it’s Leela … nothing else! Drop me an email if we put a smile on your face when you listen to this one: hello@thebrownload.com2022-03-031h 13Tommy's BrownloadCovid Restrictions Khalas!That’s right… it’s over folks! The Coronavirus rules we’ve been living by are done (but Covids not gone … just the masks and stuff!) Today is a moment in history! Plus we’ve had some epic storms across the UK, Kej is getting lairy in the swimming pool, Sach is too good looking for Covid and I’m laughing in the face of death! Hit play and enjoy the freedom of listening without being quarantined - and don’t worry, you’re immune from Brownload bakwaas!2022-02-241h 08Tommy's BrownloadLess Forking, More Spooning!Panic stations!! Red alert!! Bhaago!! My Instagram got hacked on the day this podcast was recorded and the reaction from everyone around me was as if an alien was trying to invade my chittur! So we had a discussion around that as well as how Sach and I are spooners but Kej can fork-off! Plus Sach’s secret has now been revealed by Mc Donald's and Kej is a bit “long in the tooth”.2022-02-031h 09Tommy's BrownloadFermez La Bouche!Call me optimistic or call me naive but I’m hoping this is the last blooming podcast apart! Now that restrictions are lifting more so, we’re hoping to be altogether recording next week! But for now Sach is in Dubai playing football with his nieces cos it reminds him of playing football with Kej! 😂 And speaking of Mr Kej-itivity … I did my best to be optimistic about the future but someone came and did a pashab all over me! Plus, he’s got it in for cyclists too! So - get in lane, saddle up and jump on the Brownload bi2022-01-2755 min
Tommy's BrownloadGreen Light For Christmas!After last years waste of Christmas, we are back together for our annual feast! And despite the nervousness going around - Boris has said it’s ok and that Chrimbo is going ahead! So: What shall I make for them when they come round? What will they wear? What are the rules to secret Santa? So many questions! Sach is laid back but Kej got his orders in early requesting certain food items! We caught up about all sorts including our festive jumpers and nibbled away like a crew of beavers at a feasting tables.2021-12-231h 09Tommy's BrownloadSandhu Is Miss Universe!No no no … not me and not even a relative but I’m still jumping on the bandwagon! Big up Harnaaz Sandhu from India who is Miss Universe! We also get the lowdown on a present Kej got from Chris Evans and Sach is hallucinating and tripping out after his booster jab! Plus: What did happen to Lewis Hamilton & Max Verstappen? I’ve got the whole story in layman’s terms! It’s just like a buffet! Loads in this one! Enjoy!2021-12-161h 03Tommy's BrownloadDoes This Podcast Need Subtitles?I'm back from Dubai (via Scotland), Sach is getting over Covid & we find out that Kej is stealing things from The Brownload and passing it off as his own! We also talk alot about TV... Are you a fan of subtitles? And a new show about snow! Kej also has a new idea for a food subscription service... Hit play and enjoy!2021-11-1857 minTommy's BrownloadTake Me To The Metaverse!After a week off (that’s right … only one week so keep your chuddies on!) we are back - well sort of! I’m in Dubai escaping the cold, Kej wants to live in a made up online world escaping reality and Sach is off his day job with a cold … escaping Kej! It’s a longer podcast than usual today as we discuss the Metaverse, Martian reincarnation and wedding buffet strategies! Only on the Brownload!2021-11-111h 21Tommy's BrownloadRed Light... Green Light... Brown Light!We’ve been all over the place: Sach has been in Dubai, Kej ran out of petrol last week but thankfully, now we are back in my kitchen! Only temporarily though as I’m off next week to cover the Cricket T20 in the UAE! All this travelling and jet setting is a bit of a shock to the system! But we’re coping in the way we know how … to laugh about it! Plus we’re talking shopping shelves, Squid Game and Sach has got technological break through news from the exciting world of bed sheets!2021-10-141h 04Tommy's BrownloadIs WhatsApp Working Yet?Omg! The temporary collapse of three social media worlds brought us all to a stand still this week. The boys and I coped ok and now we’re back online! Plus Kej has got passive aggressive issues and Sach is back from Dubai with his travelling tales! And as if that’s not enough … guess what? A certain crisp company are opening a restaurant where all the dishes feature their snack! You’re gonna love this one!2021-10-071h 00Tommy's BrownloadIt's A Dog Life!I’ve got a dog! Well, only for a week, but still! I’m sharing my “tails” of dog life while Sach is back from Ghana and Kej is reminiscing about childhood memories!
Plus we give our review of the new Aretha Franklin film “Respect”, the second series of See on Apple TV & Vigil on BBC One!2021-09-021h 19
Tommy's BrownloadJust The Two Of UsWith Sach in Ghana, he left me alone with Kej! Whilst I was nervous about the outcome of being exposed to unfiltered pure Kejiness... turns out, we had a decent chat! We were reminiscing about the radio days, discussing how to focus your energies towards doing one thing well and the things that most people fib about. Let's go!2021-08-261h 07Tommy's BrownloadBleach Your StarfishSuicide Squad is out with a killer starfish as the baddie! Check out my review of that while Kej shares random food combinations and Sach doesn’t wanna work a four-day-week! Why not? It’ll all make sense when you hit play! So go on … get the laughter in your life!2021-08-051h 04Tommy's BrownloadI Don't Like All This Normality!Anyone else feel like things are PROPERLY getting back to normal? I was at the cricket last week, doing stand up shows on the weekend & taking pictures with people! I love it! I need people around me! Kej on the other hand, is a bit nervous about the return to "kullah dullah-ness" and Sach is so confused that he walked into a womens toilet! Its all being discussed in The Brownload! What are you waiting for? Hit play2021-07-0157 minTommy's BrownloadThe Kanjarring: Tommy Made Me See It!Tommy & Kej give us their verdict on the latest scary movie to hit cinemas, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do it. Plus Sach has a new business idea and he's all Dj’d out from the bank holiday weekend - We’re all a little worried we’ve lost our party stamina! And there’s dinosaurs, sticks of rocks along with a PHD level review from one of our listeners! Enjoy!2021-06-031h 04Tommy's BrownloadIf You Don't Like Puri... Then You Can't Judge A Naan!Recorded together sat around my kitchen island (which felt like a real novelty!) We’re get into my perfect attendance at school, Sach bunking off and Kej introduces us to a new vegetable ... or is it a fruit? Who gives a “shaak”?2021-05-201h 02Tommy's BrownloadNobody Wants Soggy Popcorn!We love any excuse to reminisce about school days! But it turns out Sach was raised in a completely different era to me and Kej! Plus we’re talking popcorn and renting out your back garden to strangers! Would you do it? All that and loads more in this weeks hilarious Brownload - Enjoy!
Tracklist:
Bala - Tequila
Akasa Ft Charan - Shola
Badshah - Genda Phool
Roohi - Panghat2021-04-151h 07Tommy's BrownloadWe’re Not Going On A Summer Holiday!Despite our optimism, it looks like summer holidays are unlikely but there’s still lots to laugh at! Tommy shares the news that there are vampire gadgets that are currently sucking away at you and asks Kej & Sach how stressed they get whilst watching football. Hit play and come hang out with us!
Tracklist:
Kaal - Kaal Dhamaal
Jaz Dhami & Sama Blake - Diva
Love Aaj Kal - Haan Main Galat DJ Abeel Remix
3 - Why This Kolaveri Di
2021-03-251h 11Tommy's BrownloadSaucy Chat With A Load Of Rubbish!What a shocker! Ketchup has been knocked off the top spot as the nations favourite sauce, rubbish bins are causing stress for Kej and Sach is officially Covid proof (sort of!) Put a smile on your face by hitting play now!
Tracklist:
Roohi - Panghat
DIVINE & Naezy - Mere Gully Mein
Guru - Tera Bina
Pav Dharia - Mahiya2021-03-181h 19Tommy's BrownloadStop Staring In The Fridge!Loads of revelations in this weeks Brownload! How many of you are fridge gazers? I thought it was quite common but Kej and Sach ripped me apart for going to the fridge with no idea of what I want! We chat about the vegetables that don’t count as your 5 a day as well as the rickshaw that’s also a house! In the words of Shahrukh: Don’t delay, hit play!
Tracklist:
Roohi - Panghat
Jab Harry Met Sejal - Hawayein
Hasan Shah - Hawa
Abeer Arora & Manj Musik - Beja Beja2021-03-041h 07
Tommy's BrownloadAmazon ZindabadAll the “key issues” of life discussed in our usual way!
Is there really any need to wrap presents? It’s a bit like shake n vac! It’s only there to be got rid of! There’s more talk of aliens and I went and watched Wonder Woman 84 and told Kej & Sach all about it!
Tracklist:
1. Armaan Malik - How Many
2. Kapoor & Sons - Kar Gayi Chull
3. Taaruk - Sukoon
4. Nikitaa & Nikhil D'souza - Tum Aur Main2020-12-171h 12Tommy's BrownloadRaghu Dixit sharing the love!All round nice guy Raghu Dixit talks about why he’s been doing gigs from home. Plus Kej gave Tommy hiccups and Sach wants us all to smell of marmite!2020-07-021h 08Tommy's BrownloadGroup therapy!After Tommy opens up about all his failures this week, Kej & Sach also share their issues too! A problem shared is a problem halved so email us and have a moan or a rant and get it off your chest: hello@thebrownload.com2020-05-2158 minTommy's BrownloadDo you reckon Rishi Sunak can handle his mirch?As Tommy and Sach celebrate another week of not having to see Kej, the boys get together (on Houseparty) to debate what kinda bloke Rishi Sunak is!
And also, they’re going to do a live quiz on Sunday night via Instagram! Fancy joining in? Let us know: hello@thebrownload.com2020-04-1658 minTommy's BrownloadTommy And Sach Isolate KejIn an attempt to not spread any viral diseases, we have recorded this podcast in the garden where we discussed everything going on in the world...including the possible advantages of the Coronavirus.2020-03-1950 minTommy's BrownloadIt's Back... Veganuary!Tommy and Sach set a Vegan birthday challenge for Kej plus there is plenty of chat about hair and the word of the decade.2020-01-0959 min
Tommy's BrownloadBollywood Royalty Soni RazdanTommy catches up with Alia Bhatt's mum, Soni Razdan about her current stage role in "When Crows Visit" and Kej has a cold remedy for Sach... and it doesn't smell... no it really doesn't!2019-11-071h 03Tommy's BrownloadHowdy Sachy!Sach is back with tales of his wedding shopping experience in the motherland, Tommy finds an English word that is actually Desi and Kej can't get enough of Greta!2019-09-2643 minTommy's BrownloadThe Mumbai MoanersTommy and Kej are back from India in need of Sach the Shrink to air all of their issues.2019-06-2756 minTommy's BrownloadThe Veganuary MonologuesTommy and Sach are treated to Kej and his sausage surprise! Plus it's Lohri and Makar Sankrant so the boys battle it out to see who can keep it up the longest... the kite that is! Grow up!2019-01-1044 min