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Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Oddity: Don't Knock On My DoorKnock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking. We're discussing ODDITY (2024) this week, a jigsaw puzzle of a supernatural murder mystery. It feels like cozying up with a classic whodunnit book and a cup of tea and we think you'll like it. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Fol...2025-01-081h 37Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Smile 2: Crazy Scary Spooky HilariousHellooooo we're talking SMILE 2 (2024) this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online be...2024-12-251h 29Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - The Substance: Is That FDA Approved?Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to spawn a hotter version of yourself who will ruin your life. Are you interested? We're talking THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a very weird and disgusting and delightful film we can not recommend highly enough. Don't cheat yourself out of watching this without spoilers! And ladies, remember - you're more than just one b00b Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.s...2024-12-111h 29Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - The Crow: Look How They Jokerfied My BoyHelloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing THE CROW (2024), THE CROW (1994), and _The Crow_ (1989) this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got opinions. And we want to hear yours! Who would you cast in a gender-bent remake of this iconic classic? Find us on socials @NoShowMonster or email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com! Also we recorded this before Tony Todd passed, RIP, we wouldn't have brushed past his role in this film so brusquely without acknowledging that. He was a treasure and the world is poorer without him. Follow us on Bluesky: h...2024-11-271h 09Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Alien Romulus: The SubstanceAyyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be hopeful and focus on the part where we talked about how awful this year has been. But you know what's not awful? This movie! We liked it a lot! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com 2024-11-121h 18Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Cuckoo: Dan Stevens is A Hot WeirdoHelllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's CUCKOO (2024), a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated a revelation, an evolution if you will, if the show's thesis? Neat! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/kellyattaway.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/k...2024-10-291h 11Never Show the Monster82. Horror of 2024 - Longlegs: A Murder Board For a Murder MovieCuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk LONGLEGS (2024), the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement in this episode because we are a little bit all over the place, so think of this as one of our classic shootin' the sh*t episodes and join us as we pin all this red yarn to our cork board. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://ww...2024-09-181h 19Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - A Quiet Place Day One: We Deserve ItSsssshhhhh welcome to our bunker, today we are watching A QUIET PLACE DAY ONE (2024) and sort of the whole suite of Quiet Places, as well as the whole suite of Thumb- shorts (Thumbtanic, Frankenthumb, etc), and bog bodies. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/s...2024-09-041h 13Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Arcadian: Tonal WhiplashHelllllloooooo today we're discussing ARCADIAN (2024), shoebill storks, upcoming movies, and our love for Cillian Murphy. Oh also! When we recorded, Arcadian wasn't on Shudder yet, but it looks like it is now! Great time to start a subscription (non-spon, but would spon)! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/ke...2024-08-201h 02Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - The Watchers: Almost Doesn't CountHi!!!! Today we're discussing The Watchers (2024), fairy smut, and Rupert Grint. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing Sho...2024-08-071h 00Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - The Strangers Chapter 1: Lock Your DoorsHiya! Hey quick question, before you keep reading, are your doors locked right now? You should make sure your doors are locked right now. Ok, now that you're safe - we're talking The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)! It's nowhere near as good as The Strangers (2008) and if for some reason you have to choose which one to watch, definitely go with the original. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ 2024-07-241h 32Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Tarot: Pentacles (Gross)Hello! We're going to stop saying "we're back" until some personal things shake out, we're currently dodging our own various spectres, but you know your gurls are still out here watching scary movies. Today, we're talking TAROT (2024) which is fun! We thought it was going to be very bad, but it instead it was pretty ok! We also discuss Kelly's home invader and Chelsea's Guillermo Del Toro's tarot deck. Give her a listen! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/No...2024-06-261h 33Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Abigail: Astral PossessionHello! We're back at it again to gush over ABIGAIL (2024), much like the way blood gushes throughout the movie! Which sounds gross/bad, but actually it is gross/good! We're also making up monsters that sound like "a can of beans," appreciating the art of pec bouncing, and various pools and piles of bodies in film. Join us in two weeks to talk about the upcoming movie TAROT (2024). Do you think it will be good? Bad? Bad-good? Let us know in a review! And come back in two weeks to see if we agree! Follow u...2024-04-301h 10Never Show the MonsterHorror of 2024 - Late Night With the Devil; or: Always Show the MonsterWe're back, sweeties!!!! Sorry for the unintentionally long break, but you'll recall 2023 was a year of nightmares for us, and buddy? 2024 is giving it a run for its money. In honor of that, we're returning by covering all the new horror coming out over the next few months, starting with Late Night With the Devil (2024)! We're also discussing The Cleansing Hour (2020) and Ghostwatch (1992), and we'll be spoiling all three. As such, here are some useful timestamps in case you want to skip from one movie to the next. 0:48:00 - start Ghostwatch 0:53:15 - end...2024-04-171h 25
Never Show the Monster[StS] The Unbinding, or: The Universe is Large and WeirdHellooooooo it's another classic shootin' the shit episode where we're discussing THE UNBINDING (2023) a spooky/weird/wonderful/fascinating/magical/paranormal documentary that came out recently from our faves, the Hellier crew. If you haven't watched it, we hiiiiiiighly recommend it. It's so thought provoking and unexpected and we'll be revisiting it again and again. Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.co...2023-11-141h 08
Debut BuddiesKelly's First Mothman Festival (2023) with Savanna SneeringerIt's not a bird, or a plane, or even that clown SUPERMAN. No no! It's MOTHMAN, the prophesizer, the thicc, the red-eyed and ready! On this GROUNDBREAKING episode of Debut Buddies, we discuss Kelly's (and guest, Savanna's) first Mothman Festival in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. We get into disasters, cryptids, big butts, vendors, mysteries, and more. Plus, we play Fuck, Marry, Kill: Cryptid Edition, and dive into the Mothgarf Report... Also, there's I See What You Did There, too! Have a comment? Want to share some whimsy? Let's talk Cryptids? Have a First for us? Maybe you w...2023-11-062h 01Never Show the MonsterParty Games - Ouija; or: Barbie for HasbroHello! We're back! We had to miss an episode because, as I'm sure you know, life is very challenging. Thanks for your patience as we muddle through some situations that I would describe as neither goofs nor spoofs. We'll be taking a proper break soon to get our houses in order - ha, in some ways metaphorically but in others literally - but we'll announce that officially when the time comes. ANYWAY. In this episode we're talking OUIJA (2014), a fun little scary movie that is neither great nor terrible. Easy to wa...2023-10-311h 15Never Show the MonsterParty Games - Would You Rather, or: Getting to the GooHello, welcome back! So good to see you, omg, you look great! We're discussing WOULD YOU RATHER (2012) this week and yall it's. I mean, listen, not all movies can be good movies, you know? We're also playing Would You Rather (no deaths edition) and we'd love to hear yours, write in! Follow us on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/noshowmonster.bsky.social Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Fol...2023-10-031h 27Never Show the MonsterParty Games - Truth or Dare, or: Messy Demons Who Live For DramaThis week, we ~*~dare~*~ you to watch TRUTH OR DARE (2018) with us! We don't, actually, it's not, like, stellar, maybe instead go watch HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017) again, idk. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/spooky_kellyyy Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and we...2023-09-051h 15Never Show the MonsterParty Games - Bodies Bodies Bodies, or: #horror For the Modern GirlHello and welcome to our new series, Party Games! We're kicking things off with 2022's BODIES BODIES BODIES, a very fun slasher (?) we've been sleeping on since it came out last summer. Join us as we fabricate the plots of other movies to compare it to, and write in if we were right to call SPRINGBREAKERS (2013) "THE BLING RING (2013) for boys." Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway T...2023-08-221h 06
Never Show the Monster[StS] MIB, UAPs, and Talk to Me, or: Kay and Jay's High School ReunionEpisode 69!! Nice!!!! This week we're shootin' the shit about the congressional UAP hearing, the Men In Black movie franchise, and the new (incredible) horror movie TALK TO ME (2023) which you should absolutely go see. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she v...2023-08-081h 19Never Show the MonsterPossessed by Aliens - Ghosts of Mars, or: Listing Every Movie Ever MadeThis week we're closing out our series on possession by aliens with John Carpenter's GHOSTs OF MARS (2001), and it's a rare one where we disagree on whether you should watch it! Kelly says yes but Chelsea's not convinced. So uuuuuh I guess watch it and then write in if Kelly totally led you astray? We also end up listing like a thousand movies and tv shows throughout, see if you can spot them all!!!!!! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...2023-07-181h 06Never Show the MonsterPossessed by Aliens - Invasion of the Body Snatchers, or: Smash My FaceThis week we're continuing our series of alien possession with INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) and also INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956) and also Invasion of the Body Snatchers by Jack Finney (1955). We're also discussing 70s faces, whether Donald Sutherland could get it, and if we'd kill each other's doppelgangers (yes). Come with us! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway I...2023-07-041h 16Never Show the MonsterPossessed by Aliens - The Thing, or: Women Can Be Monsters TooHello!! We're back, officially kicking off our fortnightly cadence with John Carpenter's THE THING (1982), and folks, it's a classic for a reason. This movie is going to be relatable no matter when you watch it, or at least until Start Fleet figures out how to make the world socialist. Until then, join us as we get a bunch of white dudes confused for each other, try to decide of Kurt Russell is attractive, and reflect on how cursed this episode is Show notes: Estes Park Bigfoot festival https://www.visitestespark.com/events-calendar/spring-events/bigfoot-days/ C...2023-06-201h 16Never Show the MonsterPossessed by Aliens - The Faculty, or: Playing by Slug RulesThis week we're back with our new series, "Possessed by Aliens," and we are SO stoked. And also, we are so Stokely. We're kicking things off with THE FACULTY (1998), which is incredible! This is the first time Kelly has rewatched it since she was a kid, and she is big mad she's been sleeping on it since then. Don't be like her! Go watch it! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Ke...2023-06-061h 07Never Show the Monster[StS] Monster by Frank Peretti ft. Kylan SavageYou guys, when I tell you this book is bonkers, I'm not sure I'm making myself clear. Monster by Frank Peretti is a wild ride of racism, creationism, and misogyny; the author tries to hide all this behind a thin veneer of bigfoots but we see right through it. This week we have very special guest Kylan Savage of the podcast Church Jams Now! It's a podcast where three former youth group kids talk about the christian music they listened to as youths with a critical eye, daring to ask whether or not those church ja...2023-05-301h 17Never Show the MonsterCryptids - The Mothman Prophecies, or: Chapstick is Very High BrowHey, lemme ask you something - what's your time cycle? This week we're talking THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES (2002), an atmospheric tour of high strangeness that isn't scary so much as, like, moody. Join us as Kelly tries desperately to remember details about Indrid Cold from books and podcasts she's read over the years but did not commit to memory! Also Chelea stuns and amazes as she waxes poetic about Chapstick, her one true love. Not sponsered - yet! Chapstick, get at us!! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www...2023-05-231h 23Debut BuddiesFirst X-Files Episode (1993)WE WANT TO BELIEVE so on this episode, Kelly, Chelsea, and Nate investigate the paranormal pilot of The X-Files, starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, William B. Davis, and some legit early-90s spookiness. What will the Buddies think of this Debut? The Truth is in this very episode! And, we get into the Mouthgarf Report... and Chelsea's REAL WORLD GARF SIGHTINGS! Plus, a rousing game of I See What You Did There: The X-Files Edition.Have a First for us? Or maybe a butthole? Email us at debutbuddies@gmail.comListen to Kelly and Chelsea's...2023-05-221h 13Never Show the MonsterCryptids - Abominable, or: Not a Dermal Ridge in SightYooooo this week we're discussing ABOMINABLE (2006), and do you know what? Do you know WHAT? This movie rules/whips/slaps/etc!! We totally would have slept on this one based on imdb and the movie poster, but it was so fun! We also invent our next project, Showing the Monster, which will be a touring roadside attraction, accepting donations now :) Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter...2023-05-1658 minNever Show the MonsterCryptids - Antlers, or: Dark and the Wicked LiteWe're talking ANTLERS (2021) this week, and great news! No pets died in this one, so Chelsea is sticking with the show..... for now. Folks, we're talking wendigos, and - because this is a literary podcast, as you know - we're also talking Othello. Shout out to my main man Shakespeare iykyk Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...2023-05-091h 04Never Show the MonsterCryptids - Dog Soldiers, or: Dudes RockFriends, enemies, countrymen - we're talking DOG SOLDIERS (2002) this week, and let me just say you have /got/ to watch this one. Chelsea and I had slept on it and boy were we wrong to do so. We're also reflecting on just how many pets have died in the movies we've watched recently, what's that about, we hate it Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com...2023-05-021h 06Never Show the MonsterCryptids - Skinwalker Ranch, or: If These Giant Wolves Could TalkWe're starting a new series on cryptids! And!! We're off to a bad start because this is an alien movie lol. Oh well! This week we're talking SKINWALKER RANCH (2013). Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her mental health and wellbeing 2023-04-2655 min
Never Show the Monster[StS] Scream VI, or: 6cream, or: 6poilers!!!Hey girlies and ghosties, this week we're shootin' the shit about Scream VI! And we spoil the ever-loving heck out of it with reckless abandon, so make sure to watch it before you listen! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because she values her...2023-04-181h 09Never Show the MonsterKevin Bacon - They/Them, or: We've Been Trying to Reach You About Your ChupacabraThis week we're concluding our Kevin Bacon Does Horror series with the 2022 slasher flick THEY/THEM, even though this one is teeeeeechnically more of a theatre kid movie. KBakes is truely heinous in it though, so good for him. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not...2023-04-111h 27Never Show the MonsterKevin Bacon - The Darkness, or: It's Really Good to Have a TV ShowIn this week's installment of our series Hey Have You Noticed How Many Horror Movies Kevin Bacon Has Been In, Do You Think It's He's Okay, we're covering THE DARKNESS (2016), buried treasure, and various movie feast scenes. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE you can't she's not online because...2023-04-0459 minNever Show the MonsterKevin Bacon - Stir of Echoes, or: Sometimes You Gotta Dig a HoleContinuing our series called Kevin Bacon Loves Horror Like Way More Than You'd Expect, No Seriously, Go Look At His IMDB, we're covering STIR OF ECHOES (1999). Well, we're ostensibly covering STIR OF ECHOES, we're mostly covering hypnotism, alien abductions, and who's been cancelled. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/attawaykl/ Follow Chelsea Hollander lol SIKE y...2023-03-281h 13Never Show the MonsterKevin Bacon - You Should Have Left, or: Be Weird and Be NiceUp next in our series called Kevin Bacon Is In Love With Horror And You Know What We're In Love With That Fact, we're talking 2020's YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT, a movie that wants to be about a haunted (cursed?) house but is instead about a cursed marriage. We also discuss Cher, an unknowable deity. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram...2023-03-2156 minNever Show the MonsterKevin Bacon - Flatliners or: Beautiful, Erotic, TerrifyingWe're continuing our Kevin Bacon Loves Horror and Doesn't Care Who Knows It series with the classic FLATLINERS (1990) this week, and very clumsily working through social issues we care deeply about, but we are still learning how to talk about them!!!! We also talk about the usual dumb stuff like smooth yoda and FOOTLOOSE and wheezin' the juice, don't you fret. Trans rights forever Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly...2023-03-141h 00Debut BuddiesFirst Fairytale - The Smith and the Devil (Bronze Age, 3900 BCE)Buddies, where do fairytales come from? Well, child, the history of storytelling is complicated, but let me tell you a very old story, that might just be the first fairytale! This ep, Kelly, Nate, and Chelsea get into the Bronze Age story, The Smith and the Devil. We discuss its ancient origins, some variations found elsewhere around the world, and even we try to figure out the moral! Plus, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! And the Mouthgarf Report!Check out these RESOURCES!The main version we covered: http://viseven.dk/albion/index_htm_files...2023-03-131h 29Never Show the MonsterKevin Bacon - Tremors or: The Feelings of WormsWe're starting our first proper series of 2023 admiring all the ways Kevin Bacon does and loves horror, beginning with TREMORS (1990). We love our man and he loves making people scared (with consent)!!! We recorded this ages ago at this point so apologies for starting it talking about the holidays lol but better late than never! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/NoShowMonster Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noshowmonster/ Email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com Follow Kelly Attaway Twitter: https://twitter.com/kellyattaway Instagram...2023-03-071h 29
Never Show the Monster[StS] How Function Do?That's right, sweeties, the gals are BACK and they are ready to talk about all your favorite horror topics, especially if those topics are ALIENS and the impending threat of DISEASE. We're easing in with one of our class Shootin' the Shit episodes, and we'll start our new series next week! Make sure to stay tuned if you wanna watch all the horror movies Kevin Bacon has starred in!!! Links to Stuff we Talked About: The best day of Adrien Brody's life Karl with K (we've been fans since his Ghost Hunters Academy days, but he's...2023-02-2855 minDebut BuddiesFirst Simpsons Episode (1989)Don't have a cow, man! This episode, the Buddies (Chelsea, Kelly, and Nate) dive into the first episode of the Simpsons, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire," a Holiday special that's also a pilot that wasn't supposed to be the pilot but ended up kicking off the longest running prime time cartoon of all time and also formed almost all of Nate's and Chelsea's personalities! Kelly, though, hasn't watched the Simpsons... until now. What will be said? Only WHO can listen to find out? The correct answers was YOU.Have a First for us to discuss? Email...2023-02-271h 43Never Show the MonsterDead & Breakfast Here We Go AgainThis week, Kelly and Chelsea are celebrating their ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY by revisiting the greatest movie of all time, DEAD & BREAKFAST (2004), and you should absolutely watch this one if you can find it. And if you can't find it, let us know and we'll figure out a way to get it to you. Links to Stuff We Talked About: SMILE and Kevin Bacon TikTok Barbarian history TikTok Making of DEAD & BREAKFAST Would yall be interested in a watch party of DEAD & BREAKFAST soon? Let us know! Contact deets below, or you could just leave a 5...2022-12-061h 29
Never Show the Monster[StS] The Menu - Honestly, We Get ItThis week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking THE MENU (2022), and you should check it out!! It's not what you expect! But in a good way! Would yall be interested in a watch party soon? Let us know! Contact deets below, or you could just leave a 5-star review in Apple podcasts that lets us know :) As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! ...2022-11-291h 15
Never Show the Monster[StS] Hellraiser - Not Giving Blood to a SkeletonThis week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking HELLRAISER (2022), which is very gory and will also make you feel feelings. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we'll be Shootin' the Shit about THE MENU (2022)2022-11-221h 22Debut BuddiesFirst Pumpkin Pie (c. 16th / 17th Century)"These Buddies were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should..." This episode, Kelly, Chelsea, and Nate make versions of the First Pumpkin Pie, to... varying levels of success. Kelly makes a pie from the 1500s. Nate and Chelsea make one from the 1600s, that's really just a gourd full of custard. It's... food, mostly! Plus, we play I See What You Did There and give you updates with the Mouthguard/MouthGarfield Report! And there's a haunting at Chelsea's!Make the custard gourd yourself: https://soufflebombay.com/wprm_print/8915...2022-11-211h 19
Never Show the Monster[StS] Prey for the Devil - Practical FX or BustThis week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking PREY FOR THE DEVIL (2022), which is fun and goofy and feminist, which you don't see a lot in exorcism movies. And make sure to check out Church Jams Now! where you get your podcasts! We guested on an episode about Evanescence's hit album "Fallen" and yall............... we have opinions As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!...2022-11-161h 05
Never Show the Monster[StS] Smile - Sometimes Show the MonsterThis week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking SMILE (2022), which they had to wrestle with a little, but ultimately really liked! And make sure to check out Church Jams Now! where you get your podcasts! We guested on an episode about Evanescence's hit album "Fallen" and yall............... we have opinions Links to stuff we talked about: Human Fall Down (which is actually called Human Fall Flat) and the flash game I was remembering called QWOP Three Musketeers Facial Hair Jeff the Killer creepypasta Johnny the Homicidal Maniac As always, you can find us on t...2022-11-081h 17
Never Show the Monster[StS] Barbarian - We Won't Let Gender Ruin ThisThis week, Kelly and Chelsea are talking BARBARIAN (2022), which they absolutely loved!!!! And! Peep our new show-within-a-show art! The wonderful Ryan Tate Art made special Shootin' the Shit artwork so you know when we're ~*~getting real~*~~~~~ And make sure to check out Church Jams Now! where you get your podcasts! We guested on an episode about Evanescence's hit album "Fallen" and yall............... we have opinions Where to find Ryan!: YouTube Etsy Instagram Links to stuff we talked about: Debut Buddies! Wayward Pines - I think we got our references wrong but this...2022-11-021h 02Never Show the MonsterHalloween TV - The Halloween Tree ft. Ryan TateThis week, Kelly and Chelsea are joined by artist and Halloween officianado Ryan Tate to discuss THE HALLOWEEN TREE (1993)! It's a wholesome little romp through time and space that teaches us about different cultures but, more importantly, about ourselves. It's a classic! Watch it! Where to find Ryan!: YouTube Etsy Instagram Links to stuff we talked about: Stumble Upon Debut Buddies! Ted the Caver - Angelfire Ted the Caver - "Creepy" podcast Ted the Caver - Movie As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gma...2022-10-251h 24Never Show the MonsterHalloween TV - It's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaKelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA S6E7, "WHO GOT DEE PREGNANT?" I'mma be real with you, this is neither spooky nor scary, but it is FUN and that's what Halloween is all about! Links to stuff we talked about: Debut Buddies! Ted the Caver - Angelfire Ted the Caver - "Creepy" podcast Ted the Caver - Movie As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll sen...2022-10-181h 08Never Show the MonsterHalloween TV - Bob's BurgersKelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about BOB'S BURGERS S6E3 "THE HAUNTENING." It's very cute, and very wholesome, and I hope you watch it! Not as funny as the Boy Meet's World ep we did last week though if I'm being totally honest Links to stuff we talked about: Debut Buddies! SNL Harry Caray Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our...2022-10-1153 minNever Show the MonsterHalloween Specials - Boy Meets WorldKelly and Chelsea are coming to you LIVE from SPOOKY SEASON 2022 to talk about BOY MEETS WORLD S5E17, "AND THEN THERE WAS SHAWN." It's not technically a Halloween special but Jennifer Love Hewitt is in it riding the high of I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997), and they do a SCREAM (1997) bit, so it counts. It's surpisingly funny! Links to stuff we talked about: Debut Buddies! Buzzfeed's 15 Best Halloween TV Episodes Ted the Caver - Angelfire Ted the Caver - "Creepy" podcast Ted the Caver - Movie Stop Podcasting Yourself As always, you c...2022-10-0457 minNever Show the MonsterHouse of the Devil ft. Nate RagoliaKelly and Chelsea are joined by Nate Ragolia to discuss the first horror movie, THE DEVIL'S CASTLE (1896). This'll give you a taste of our brand new podcast Debut Buddies, a podcast about firsts! Go subscribe/rate/review and tune in bi-weekly to discuss a new debut! Where to find Nate: Spaceboy Books Twitter As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta...2022-09-201h 12
Never Show the Monster[StS] What Even Is Horror, As a GenreKelly and Chelsea are shootin' the shit! We're talking about where horror has been, where it's going, and what even qualifies as horror in the first place. We're also gonna hit you with our Spirit Halloween opinions in the run-up to spooky season!!! Next week, we'll be joined by fan favorite Nate Ragolia to discuss the first known horror movie, THE DEVIL'S CASTLE (1896). This'll give you a taste of our brand new podcast Debut Buddies, a podcast about firsts! Go subscribe/rate/review and tune in bi-weekly to discuss a new debut! As always, you...2022-09-131h 03Never Show the MonsterCelebrations Gone Wrong - Happy Death Day 2 UKelly and Chelsea are talking about Happy Death Day 2 U, a delightful follow up from earlier in the series. Of course it's a recommended watch before listen - don't be like Chelsea and make sure you watch the end credit scene. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're shooting the shit! So make sure to subscribe so you'll get...2022-09-061h 14Never Show the MonsterCelebrations Gone Wrong - Little EvilKelly and Chelsea are talking about LITTLE EVIL (2017), a perfectly pleasant little flick wherein Adam Scott marries Evangeline Lily only to find out her son is the antichrist. It's cute but not scary lol. Also!! If you are interested in a Never Show the Monster discord please let us know! It could be fun, right? If you like good things? As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on...2022-08-301h 17Debut BuddiesFinales with Kelly Attaway & Chelsea HollanderThis is it... THIS IS IT!!! Episode 200. The final episode of A Vague Idea (but stay tuned after the regular show for NEWS) features returning guests Kelly Attaway (Never Show the Monster, Thirteenth Depository) and Chelsea Hollander (Never Show the Monster) for a show all about FINALES. Topics include the UEFA Champions League Final, "Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story" and more. Plus, we play Over/Under, I See What You Did There! and "You there, boy, what show is this?" And featuring the triumphant return of Pomme ou Pomme de Terre!Check out Kelly...2022-08-281h 35Never Show the MonsterCelebrations Gone Wrong - 2001 ManiacsKelly and Chelsea are talking about 2001 MANIACS (2005), a simply wretched movie. It's a requel of TWO THOUSAND MANIACS! (1964), which was written and directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis, the same clown who did COLOR ME BLOOD RED. Yankee kids on spring break find themselves in a small town in Georgia where the townsfolk are still riled up the Civil War. Also!! If you are interested in a Never Show the Monster discord please let us know! It could be fun, right? If you like good things? As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or sh...2022-08-231h 21Never Show the MonsterCelebrations Gone Wrong - Happy Death DayKelly and Chelsea are talking about HAPPY DEATH DAY (2017), which is a gosh darn DELIGHT. Does it look bad? Yeah. But treat yourself, give her a watch. And!!! If you need a little help renting it, tweet at or email us and we'll help you out! We haven't figured out logistics, it may just be venmo, we just know in our hearts this movie is dumb and fun and we all deserve a little brain break, and that means you. Also!! If you are interested in a Never Show the Monster discord please let us know! It...2022-08-161h 13Never Show the MonsterCelebrations Gone Wrong - Ready Or NotKelly and Chelsea are talking about READY OR NOT (2019), which they loved and will watch again and again. This is a fun romp! Come romp with us! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're talking READY OR NOT (2019). Find where to watch it at JustWatch.com, non-spon2022-08-091h 11
Never Show the Monster33. 5cream - Skeet's ReturnIn which Kelly and Chelsea discuss the remaining SCREAM movies, the impeccable film FIRED UP (2009), and the horrors of the internet. Links to stuff we talked about in the show: Fired Up The Culkins Two girls one cup As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're talking READY OR NOT (2019). Find where to watch it at JustWatch.com...2022-08-021h 16Never Show the Monster1997 - Spawn ft. Ryan TateKelly and Chelsea are joined by special guest Ryan Tate to discuss SPAWN (1997), John Leguizamo, and holograms! There are only two good scenes in the movie, but Ryan says the HBO animated series is actually good and worth your time! Links to stuff we discussed: Violator transformation scene Clown as cheerleader Tom Holland lip sync WATCH THIS Where to find Ryan: YouTube Etsy And as always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your addre...2022-07-261h 29Never Show the Monster1997 - Event Horizon ft. Nate RagoliaKelly and Chelsea are joined by special guest Nate Regolia to discuss EVENT HORIZON, which is so fun and so scary and so nineties and you should absolutely treat yourself to watching it. Where to find Nate: A Vague Idea podcast A Vague Idea podcast network Roll for Blank Spaceboy Books Twitter And as always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show...2022-07-121h 32Never Show the Monster1997 - Scream 2We're discussing SCREAM 2 (1997), theatre kids, and the differences between skipping and galloping. Links to stuff we talked about in the show: Texting 911 - this is insane, but you have to /download a spreadsheet/ from the FCC to find out if it's available in your county lol. You can do that here As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Ne...2022-07-051h 13
Never Show the Monster[StS] 1997 - Scream and RoeWe were going to discuss SCREAM 2 (1997) but then the Supreme Court sort of wrecked that. We talk about what to do now that Roe v Wade was struck down in the US and lament our current situation before recapping SCREAM (1996) in preparation for SCREAM 2 (1997). Plan C can help you find safe, effective abortion pills Here are the donation links we discussed at the top of the show: Center for Reproductive Rights NARAL National Network of Abortion Funds And please reach out if we got anything wrong or i...2022-06-281h 07Never Show the Monster1997 - I Know What You Did Last Summer Pt. 2Kelly and Chelsea continue their discussion of I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997), defeating their technical difficulties to bring you the content you deserve. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're talking SCREAM 2 (1997) and you should absolutely treat yourself to watching the original as well.2022-06-2152 minNever Show the Monster1997 - I Know What You Did Last Summer Pt. 1In this episode, Kelly and Chelsea start their discussion on one of the best (horror) movies from the year 1997, in the first part of this two-parter you'll hear about bed skirts, flat coke, and a little Kevin Bacon. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're continuing IKWYDLS, but if you want to get ahead, Scream 2 will be shortly aft...2022-06-141h 06
Never Show the Monster[StS] My Bum is On a MouthKelly and Chelsea just vibe in this one. They've been hit with a bunch of technical difficulties lately (including in this episode!!! sorry Kelly sounds like she's trapped in a bathroom!!!!!) so I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER will just have to wait another week. See you then! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're watching I KN...2022-06-0754 minNever Show the Monster1997 - MimicKelly and Chelsea are BACK from their week off to recover from various Cronenbergian ailments, and they discuss MIMIC (1997). As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're watching I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (1997)! 2022-05-311h 32Never Show the MonsterTulpas - The BabadookKelly and Chelsea discuss THE BABADOOK (2014), and just you wait until you hear their impression of him, they're so good at it, you're gonna love it. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we're watching MIMIC (1997)! 2022-05-171h 33Never Show the MonsterTulpas - The BroodKelly and Chelsea discuss THE BROOD (1979), milk cabinets (??), and celebrities they can't tell apart. It's mostly THE BROOD though. Also! Ryan Tate, the man, myth, and legend who created our show art released a YouTube video chronicling the process! It's v fascinating and v funny. Check it out! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok! *** Next week we...2022-05-101h 45Never Show the MonsterTulpas - The Empty Man Pt2Kelly and Chelsea continue their exploration THE EMPTY MAN (2020), a horror movie about an urban legend that leads to missing kids and the detective trying to solve the case, but also it's not about that at all, not even a little bit. Next week we'll be watching THE BROOD (1979)! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!2022-05-031h 04Never Show the MonsterTulpas - The Empty Man Pt1Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE EMPTY MAN (2020), a horror movie about an urban legend that leads to missing kids and the detective trying to solve the case, but also it's not about that at all, not even a little bit. Here's that video we were talking about, the one about Shelby Oaks. It's only an hour and it's v compelling. Also! Ryan Tate, the man, myth, and legend who created our show art released a YouTube video chronicling the process! It's v fascinating and v funny. Check it out! As always, y...2022-04-261h 05Never Show the MonsterTulpas - SlapfaceKelly and Chelsea discuss SLAPFACE (2021), a horror movie about a troubled boy who misses his mom so much he summons a witch from folktales to come be his BFF. She seems cool... at first. Also! Ryan Tate, the man, myth, and legend who created a show art released a YouTube video chronicling the process! It's v fascinating and v funny. Check it out! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of ou...2022-04-191h 29Never Show the MonsterLoss - After MidnightKelly and Chelsea discuss AFTER MIDNIGHT, a delightful little indie horror movie about loss, love, and a monster loose in a small town. This one's a big time recommend from us. Horror/romance! Who'da thunk it! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!2022-04-121h 36Never Show the MonsterLoss - The Dark and the Wicked Pt2Kelly and Chelsea continue their discussion of THE DARK AND THE WICKED, and it continues to be rough! We have a lot of feelings and, frankly, can't figure them out. Write in with your experience of the movie if you had a happy childhood or somehow live a guilt-less life! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!2022-04-051h 16Never Show the MonsterLoss - The Dark and the Wicked Pt1Kelly and Chelsea discuss THE DARK AND THE WICKED, and we won't lie to you: this is a rough one. Write in with your experience of the movie if you had a happy childhood or somehow live a guilt-less life! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!2022-03-291h 04Never Show the MonsterLoss - A Dark SongKelly and Chelsea discuss A DARK SONG (2016), and friends, if you want to see the depiction of ritual, this is the movie for you. We're talking sigils, we're talking esoteric languages, we're talking blood drinking. We'll for sure be re-visiting this one! As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!2022-03-221h 31Never Show the MonsterLoss - The Possession of Michael KingKelly and Chelsea discuss THE POSSESSION OF MICHAEL KING (2014) and grapple with their deepest, darkest fears. Uuuuunrelated, if you or someone you know is a demonologist or necromancer, will yall send us a quick email? We've got questions. As always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!2022-03-151h 15Never Show the MonsterInternet - Pulse ft. Nate RagoliaKelly and Chelsea and Nate Regolia discuss Pulse (2006)! Where to find Nate: A Vague Idea podcast A Vague Idea podcast network Roll for Blank Spaceboy Books Twitter And as always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art! Folks, we're also on Insta and TikTok!2022-03-081h 30Never Show the MonsterInternet - #horror ft. Nate RagoliaKelly and Chelsea are once again joined by special guest Nate Regolia to discuss #horror which is technically a movie, we guess, if you're really looking for us to commit. It's certainly a set of moving images and sounds that are loosely related. Where to find Nate: A Vague Idea podcast A Vague Idea podcast network Roll for Blank Spaceboy Books Twitter And as always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free s...2022-03-011h 33Debut BuddiesGhosts with Kelly Attaway & Chelsea HollanderG-G-g-g-ghost!? The hosts of Never Show The Monster are back on the pod to discuss all things incorporeal and post-life. We discuss Slimer, Casper, the Cock Lane ghost, and much much more. Plus, we play I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! This episode won't haunt you, but you might wish it would.Listen to NEVER SHOW THE MONSTER anywhere you get podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/2txhonVpZEJm4mGdWJoXbECheck out the THIRTEENTH DEPOSITORY as well: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thirteenth-depository/id1596685048And how about Ryan Tate Art: http://www.ryantateart...2022-02-271h 23Never Show the MonsterInternet - Host ft. Nate RagoliaChelsea and Kelly are joined once again by guest Nate Ragolia (A Vague Idea) to discuss one of the best movies we've seen. It's no DEAD AND BREAKFAST, but it is fantastic nonetheless. Join us to discuss HOST (2020), a lockdown horror movie. The lockdown isn't the horror, like there's supernatural stuff, anyway, just check it out! Where to find Nate: A Vague Idea podcast A Vague Idea podcast network Roll for Blank Spaceboy Books Twitter And as always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an emai...2022-02-221h 21Never Show the MonsterInternet - Unfriended ft. Nate RagoliaChelsea and Kelly are joined by guest Nate Ragolia (A Vague Idea) to discuss the 2014 banger (?) UNFRIENDED. It's bad, but it's so much fun, and Moses Storm is a cutie patootie. Where to find Nate: A Vague Idea podcast A Vague Idea podcast network Roll for Blank Spaceboy Books Twitter And as always, you can find us on twitter @NoShowMonster or shoot us an email at noshowmonster@gmail.com. Send us your address and we'll send you free stickers of our show art!2022-02-151h 21Never Show the MonsterArt - Suspiria Pt 2Chelsea and Kelly continue their discussion of the SUSPIRIAS. We're confused by a lot of things - gollum vs golem; dibby vs dickey; half the characters in the 1977 flick. But overall we love it?? Love them?? Highly recommend these movies. Never Show the Monster Twitter!! noshowmonster@gmail.com Never Show the Monster Insta!!2022-02-081h 13Never Show the MonsterArt - Suspiria Pt 1Chelsea and Kelly discuss both the 1977 and the 2018 remake of SUSPIRIA. Ya'll, we loved these films, even if we don't aaaaaalways understand what was going on. Come join as we talk about our lack of historical context, fish hooks, and the color red! @NoShowMonster noshowmonster@gmail.com Email or DM us your address to get free stickers of our show art!2022-02-011h 07Never Show the MonsterArt - Color Me Blood RedKelly and Chelsea discuss COLOR ME BLOOD RED, the 1965 splatter flick. It's on YouTube if you want to join us! I wouldn't say it's "good," but definitely take a drink every time there's an incredible line. Never Show the Monster Twitter! noshowmonster@gmail.com2022-01-221h 12
Never Show the MonsterArt - Candyman Pt 2Kelly and Chelsea continue the conversation about CANDYMAN (2021) in Pt 2. We want to know how you feel about the length of our episode, so check out the poll on twitter! @NoShowMonster and if you want some free stickers, email your address to NoShowMonster@gmail.com2022-01-1548 minNever Show the MonsterArt - Candyman Pt 1Kelly and Chelsea talk CANDYMAN (2021), maybe too much?? We really liked this movie so we split it into two episodes. There's a lot to unpack with this one, folks! @NoShowMonster noshowmonster@gmail.com2022-01-0951 minNever Show the MonsterArt - Velvet BuzzsawKelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander discuss the movie VELVET BUZZSAW and like one dozen other things along the way. Come watch this Netflix original with us! Join us next week to talk the new CANDYMAN! @NoShowMonster NoShowMonster@gmail.com2022-01-011h 46Never Show the MonsterJeffrey Dean Morgan - The Postcard KillingsKelly and Chelsea talk about THE POSTCARD KILLINGS, a movie which isn't quite horror but really wants to be. We don't know fine art, which is embarrassing, but we had a fun time talking about this movie, so come along! @NoShowMonster NoShowMonster@gmail.com2021-12-261h 02Never Show the MonsterJeffrey Dean Morgan - Dead & BreakfastKelly and Chelsea talk DEAD & BREAKFAST, the single greatest film to have ever been made. There's zombies, there's dead frenchmen, there's mystery and intrigue. Join us! Next week we'll be discussing THE POSTCARD KILLINGS, which you can find on Hulu if you wanna watch before the ep. @NoShowMonster noshowmonster@gmail.com2021-12-191h 03Never Show the MonsterJeffrey Dean Morgan - The ResidentKelly and Chelsea talk THE RESIDENT, the 2011 (????) thriller wherein Hillary Swank gets the dopest apartment in Brooklyn, but at what cost? Note: There is some discussion of rape in this episode. It's not graphic or detailed, but it's there. Twitter: @NoShowMonster Email: noshowmonster@gmail.com2021-12-1250 minNever Show the MonsterThe Unholy and The PossessionKelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander discuss The Omen (bad) and The Possession (good), both starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan (very good). Follow us on Twitter @NoShowMonster!2021-12-051h 11Debut BuddiesThe Devil with Kelly Attaway & Billy FergusonHe's in the details! This week, we wager our immortal souls in a conversation about THE DEVIL. Kelly and Billy test their knowledge on topics like Mephistopheles, Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks, Bedazzled, Mr. Satan and more. Plus, we play I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE and Fuck, Marry, Kill!Get vaccinated! You don't want Covid. You don't want Long Covid either!Check out some ascii art generators! Send Kelly your Halloween movie recommendations: https://twitter.com/kellyattawayCheck out Lone Pine, CA and Mt. Whitney!And be g...2021-10-241h 13Debut BuddiesVal Kilmer with Kelly Attaway & Chelsea HollanderYou can't spell VALUE without VAL and this week we're talking about the career of actor Val Kilmer with professed superfans Kelly Attaway and Chelsea Hollander. We talk about Top Secret!, Delgo, At First Sight, Wonderland and more. Plus, we play Kilmer Quotes! There's lots of love for Mr. Kilmer this week. Check out Chelsea's better half's art at https://www.ryantateart.com/Get vaccinated, please. :)And check out the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Commentary Track!Oh and listen to Michael J. O'Connor's tunes: https://michaeljoconnor.bandcamp.com/ and https://thelisteningpost.b...2021-08-081h 01Debut BuddiesThe X-Files with Kelly Attaway & Andrew KowalikWE WANT TO BELIEVE. This week, Kelly Attaway returns and new guest Andrew Kowalik joins us for an episode about the stupendous, spooky, conspiratorial television show THE X-FILES. We talk about the Falls at Arcadia, John Doggett, Black Oil and more. Plus, FMK with Mulder, Scully and Skinner!? And some seriously good philosophy. It's funny, and no aliens were injured during the recording.Be kind. Wear a mask. Stay home for these holidays... after all, you can make them up in like 6 months. Listen to Michael J. O'Connor's music: michaeljoconnor.bandcamp.comAnd k...2020-12-271h 22Debut BuddiesThe South with Kelly Attaway & Cabe WaldropBless their hearts! Kelly Attaway and Cabe Waldrop zoom into the show to test their knowledge of The South. Topics include southern states that Nate has visited, Dixie Alley, Steel Magnolias, John Brown's Raid on Harpers Ferry and the Southern Vampire Mysteries. Plus, we play games and talk about Dolly Parton, Kentucky Goblins, and Double First Cousins. Replace your racist statues and ladle out a bowl of gumbo because it's Southing Time!Donate to Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatter.com/Search out Bail Funds near you!!!Check out the Civil Rights Race Series...2020-07-121h 04Debut BuddiesHolidays with Kelly AttawayTalented writer, performer, and programmer, Kelly Attaway joins us for a second episode about Holidays! We're talking about Diwali, Hanukkah Bush, Boxing Day, the Legend of the Christmas Spider, and Xmas. Plus Fake Ad Reads, Celebrity Anagrams, and some spooky Christmas film recommendations. And Thunderdome and FMK too! 'Tis the season for reason... so get your Socratic such-and-suches out and start philosophizing!?Check out Pandora! If you can't Google it by now, I don't know how to help you.If you like this show tell 5 people, subscribe, rate and review, and join our social medias...2019-12-221h 05